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♪♪♪

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I brought in a bunch of toys
from my childhood!

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(Trunk thuds)

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Mom was trying to sell them
in a garage sale

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if you can believe it.

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Just look at this guy!

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Arrr, I'm Pirate Pete!

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- Great. What does it do?

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- Arrr... I'm Pirate Pete.

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Okay, Fine then.
Check out Baby Sourguts!

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They don't make 'em like
this anymore!

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(Huge belch)

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- Baby Sourguts? Ugh!

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- What's this one?

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- Ah, that's a...

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(TV commercial singing)
♪ Hair Force Commando

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He's got Funky Follicle Power!

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- (Sniffs) Ugh!

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It's not the only
thing that's funky.

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- I guess when Chef was a kid
they hadn't invented fun yet.

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- (Laughs) These toys are
cheesier than Owen's breath.

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- Fair.

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- And sadder than Cody's...

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well, sadder than Cody.

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- I'm a lost cause!

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- This is a bust.
We're outta here.

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- And "Oh wow, what fun",

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a rock on a string.

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- (Gasps) It's a Wishy Crunch
Wishing Stone!

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They came in boxes of cereal.

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- Toys in food?

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Talk about a choking hazard!

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- Sure we choked.
But if you survived?

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FREE TOY!

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- Seems very irresponsible...
I like it.

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- I wish I could show you two

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how cool and amazing
my old toys really are.

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(Fizzles, Poof!)

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- What's going on?

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And why am I so close to
the floor?

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(Belch)

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- More importantly...

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why is your voice coming out
of a burpy baby?

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- Because we turned
into Chef's awful toys?!

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(Screaming)
- (Belch)

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- And what's with this makeup?

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Am I supposed to be
a clown princess?!

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- What? No!

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Princess Prancey pants
is a ballet dancer!

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Watch!

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(Classical music plays)
- Ahhhh!

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I hate it! Make it stop!

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- (Farts) Uh, I don't wanna
alarm anyone,

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but I think Gwen's yelling
triggered

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my realistic diaper-filling
action?

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(Farts)

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Okay, forget that!
We gotta focus!

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Clearly something weird
is going on.

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We need to stay calm.

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- I feel like that would be
easier

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if I wasn't 90% hairdo!

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- Easy, Duncan.

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These toys have some cool
tricks up their sleeves.

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Just check your backpack.

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It's full of funky attachments.

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- Attachments?

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What are we talking here?
Military grade?

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- Oh, Hair Force
was the real deal.

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- Okay, smell ya later.

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I'm off to see what kind
of trouble I can cook up.

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- Whoa whoa.
In order to stay alive

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we have to stay together.

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- Yeah, that's not really
my thing?

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Lone wolf, remember?

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And I really don't think
you can stop me anyway.

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Isn't that right...

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widdle baaaby?

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- Duncan! (Belch) Stop it!

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Whoa! (Crash)

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- That's what I thought.
Later, doll face.

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- AAAAAAAAAAAH! Whao!

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(Angry sigh) Duncan can do
what he wants?

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But I am NOT staying trapped
as a dancing cupcake!

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URGH!

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I wish I never came in today.

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- (Gasp) That's it!
The wishing stone!

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It must have activated
when I wished

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you'd see how amazing
my toys are.

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We have to find it!

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- Hey! Where'd everybody go?

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- Whoa!

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- We have to make sure we stay
hidden from the others.

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Don't you remember
what you kids do to toys?

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♪♪♪

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- The cow says...

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(gurgling) helllp...

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- Well, we're doomed.

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- Yeah. Let's stay
in the trunk.

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Duncan: If I'm stuck being
a lame toy,

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I might as well have some fun.

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Hold up. A comb?
A curling iron?

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Are you kidding me?

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C'mon Chef! I thought you said
these were cool attachments!

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Hmm...

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(Dryer whirs)

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(Screaming)

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(Duncan cackles)

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Okay, now I can work with this.

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(Engine roars)

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Ahhhhh! Ahhhh!!!!

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Ahhhhhhhhh!

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(Sputters) Oh oh.

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Ahhhhh!
(Clanks, groans)

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- Nice work using Pirate Pete's
telescope.

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- (Gasp)

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That squirrel's trying
to get our stone!

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(Clank)
Let's go!

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(Music plays)

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AGH! Why can't I just walk?

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(Sigh) Okay,
you keep a lookout

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and I'll go grab the stone.

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- What's wrong with prancing?

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I'd rather prance and dance
than poop my pants

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(Screams, burps)

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- Hey, it's Chef's weird baby.

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Aww, it looks so lonely.

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Here you go!

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Time for your naaaaa-aaaaap!

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(Quiet burp, snoring)

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That's a good creepy baby.

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(Gasp) But what about after
he wakes up?!

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I gotta find a picture book
that tells me what to do.

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♪♪♪

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- Hey! Wake up!
- Come on, Chef,

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you gotta wake up! Now!
Let's go!

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- Ptooey! Huh? Whuh?
What's goin' on?

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- Well, it looks like you were
having a peaceful little nap

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while I was pirouetting
after this stinking stone!

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- Now can you please turn
this thing on

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and get us out of these awful
toys?

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- (Sighs) Fine.

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Wishing stone (Belch)
please free us from these...

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wonderful-amazing (Belch)

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super-cool toys!

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- It didn't work?
Oh come on!

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We're stuck being lame forever!

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- You know what? (Belch)
I'm glad!

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Maybe being stuck this way
will help you learn

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to appreciate how special
my toys really are.

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(Belch)

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Cody: I'm a comin',
creepy baby!

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- Quick, hide!

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- Wait! We need to stick
together! Whoa!

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- The only parenting book
I could find was

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"Johnny, Johnny,
Don't Hide Your Poop"

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(Farts)

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- Well, that doesn't seem
to be a problem for you.

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The book says I need
to change your diaper

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after every boom-boom.

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Weird, 'cause I just get hosed
down in the yard.

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Oh well!
I'll try anything once!

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(Baby crying)

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- Forget sticking together,
Chef's toast.

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We have to help ourselves.

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(Eating sounds)

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♪♪♪

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- Whoa!

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(Low hum of engine)

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(Gwen grunts in pain)

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- Wow. This is harder
than I thought.

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- Wait.
How did you just do that?

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- Don't worry about it.

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At least now we're safe
here on the--

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- Teeter totter time!

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(Screaming)
(Explosion)

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(Coughing)

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- Maybe Chef was on to
something with that

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"staying together" stuff.

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- Uh, speaking of Chef...

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- (Farts)
- Oh, come on!

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That's the 15th one!

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How are you not empty yet?

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- Oh no. Cody's still got him!

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- And Cody looks...
really tired?

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- I'm sorry, baby.

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I thought being a dadda
would be fun?

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But it's really hard!

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So... I guess what I'm saying
is...

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good luck with everything?
Byeeee!

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So much poop.

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How'd it make so much poop?!

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- (Belch)

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- Don't worry Chef, we got you.

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- Finally! I thought Cody was
never gonna leave me alone.

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- We're sorry, Chef.
You were right.

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Us toys gotta stick together
if we wanna survive.

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- Well, I'm glad you kids
came to your senses

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before anyone got hurt--

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(Squirrel laughs)
Wait... what's that sound?

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(Screaming)

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HEY! LET GO! HELP!

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(Screaming)

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- That was unexpected.

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(Grunting)

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- Okay, squirrel!

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Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size!

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(Screaming)

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(Squirrel chitter)

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- WOO HOO! This is fun!

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(Squirrel bites)
Fun's over, fun's over!

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- Gwen, you have to help him!

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It's the only (Belch) way!

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- But I can't even walk!
How am I supposed to fight?

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- Ahhh! UGH!

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(Pained groans)

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- Fine! Tell me what to do.

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- It's easy!
You just have to...

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feel the rhythm.
- Oh no! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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- Ahhhh!

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- Ha! Yes!

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(Growls)

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HIYAH!
(Fighting grunts)

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- So her toy was actually cool
this whole time?

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What a rip off!

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- Don't sell yourself short,
Hair Force Commando!

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Those attachments might come
in useful right about now!

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- Agh!
- (Pained grunt)

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Ahh!
- Leave her alone, FUZZBALL!

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(Squirrel chitter)

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(Attack yells)

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(Whooshing)

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Huh?

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(Dryer whirs)

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(Screaming)

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(Angry growl)

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Both: Uh oh.

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- Duncan! FINISH HIM!

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Agh!

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Arghhhhh! Oof!

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- (Cheering) Yay!
- (Belch)

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- We were incredible out there!

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- I have to admit,

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prance fighting was kind
of cool.

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- Maybe your toys aren't
totally lame after all.

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- That means so much to me.

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(Fizzles, Poof!)

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- We... (Gasp)
We did it, kids!

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We're free!
(Belch)

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- Hey Chef?

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Um, do you think we could hold
on to these for a while?

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- You know... to play with
'til pickup?

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- (Sniffles)
Of course!

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- Nice.
- Alright!

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- YAAAAAAAAY!
- Alright wishing stone,

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you're clearly too dangerous
to be in a daycare.

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Time to put you somewhere
you can't possibly cause

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any more trouble...

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- (Evil cackle)

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(Fizzles, Poof!)

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