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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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- (Whistling a cheerful tune)
- Hey Duncan,

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I couldn't help but notice
you're making hot sauce.

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Guess who dominated
another hot sauce

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tasting competition last night?

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I'll give you one clue...

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- (Sighs) You did.

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- CHEF DIIIIIIIID!

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You see, when I was
just a little Chef,

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my sweet mama never let me
have anything spicy.

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So now I can't get enough!

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- Well then, maybe you wanna
try my sauce?

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It's called...

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(Spooky) DUNCAN'S DIABLO!

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(Maniacal laugh)

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- How'd you do that
to your voice?

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- It's a spooky setting
on the...

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KARAOKE MACHINE!

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(Maniacal laugh)

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- What have I told you about
using karaoke machines?

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- Only use karaoke for good
and never for evil.

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- So, you want me to try
a hot sauce

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made in a toy kitchen, huh?

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(Chuckles)

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(sarcastic) I sure hope
I can handle it.

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Wow! Well done, Duncan.

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This sauce is very--

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(Steam whistle blows)
Very... very...

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Very-very... very...

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(screaming) hottttttttttttt!

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(Flames whoosh)

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- Whoa! Maybe I should have
joined

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the hot sauce competition.

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- (Gurgles loudly) Uh oh.

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Definitely shouldn'a swallowed.

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Now it's workin' it's
way down toward my--

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(Stomach gurgle)
(Panicked screaming)

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- (Laughs)

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- (Panicked screaming)

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- IT BURNS!

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(Flames whoosh)

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Playtime's over, children!

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Make for higher ground!

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(Panicked screaming)

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(Flames whoosh) Ahhhh!

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Ahhhh!

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(Sizzles)

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- Whoa! Cool!

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I wonder how far down
that's gonna go!

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(Rock music plays)

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- (Stomach growls)
Oh man, I'm hungry!

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Grub me, demon dude!

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These coals better be hotter
than the last batch

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or you're gonna get clicky.

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- (Gasps)

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- (Spits)
- Ahh!

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- UGH! It's BLAND!
BLAND AS FIRE!

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How am I supposed to stoke
my inferno

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with nothing but weak,
boring food?

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(Click)
Click.

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(Poof, thud)
- UGH!

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- (Cackles)

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(Splat, sizzles)

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(Sniff) Hellllloooo!

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(Gulps)
(Pants)

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(Flame sizzles,
stomach snoring)

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(Gasps, coughs)

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- WOW-WEEE!

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(Flames whoosh)

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That's hotter than
a stick of dynamite

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in Grandma's birthday cake!

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With a sauce this spicy,

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I'd finally have enough power
to take over the UNIVERSE!

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(Maniacal laugh)

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(Coughs, fire whooshes)

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Man, I gotta get me
that sauce recipe.

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- (Beep)
(Frantic) Hello? HELLO?

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I need another teacher
here RIGHT AWAY!

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(Burps, fire whooshes)

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Oh-oh. I sure hope
they heard that

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cuz I need medical
attention STAT!

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(Rumbling)

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All: (Gasp)

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- Wow! That substitute
hotline is efficient!

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- But-but Chef--

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- Not now, Owen! I'm leaving
this nice gentleman...

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(Lip pop)

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- Oh, Terry Spice,
Lord of the Underwor--

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- Right.
I'm leaving Terry Spice,

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Lord of the Underwear,
in charge

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so I can go see
the nice doctor

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at the nice hospital

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to get some nice
reconstructive surgery.

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(Stomach gurgles)
Oh-oh.

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Think this is the big one,
kids! See you later--

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(Panicked screaming)

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- Well, you know what they say:

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If you can't take the heat,
get out of the kitchen...

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and into the depths
of the underworld.

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Am I right, kids?

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(Crickets chirp)

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(Sighs) Tough crowd.

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- Are you really
our new teacher?

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- Sure. Why not.

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And the first thing we're gonna
do is play a game

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called "Gimme the Hot Sauce".
NOW!

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All: (Gasp)

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- Yeah, Chef spilled it

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when he was running around
crying

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and lighting stuff on fire.
So I'm all out.

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- Dude. Are you serious
right now?

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Nobody says 'no' to...
The Spice!

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- Pfft. I'm not afraid of some
guy with a dumb shirt

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that came out of the floor!

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- Hey! My shirt is cool!

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- If it's so "cool", then why
does it have fire on it?

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- OOO! It's mean
and it makes sense!

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- You wanna Terry-tango, hombre?

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Then let's see how you
like CLICKY!

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- Oh! Oh!
Can I push the buttons?!

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- Aw! How come Beth gets
to push the buttons?!

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- No one gets to push
the buttons but me!

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- What does it do anyway?
All: Yeah!

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- Oh you'll see...
you'll ALL see!

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(Maniacal laugh)

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(Click, poof)

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All: (Gasp)

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- Come on, man.

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Bringing me to the lamest place
in the universe

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isn't gonna get you more sauce.

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- Wait for it...
(Poof)

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- What is happening to me?

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- Huh... interesting.

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You think watching Gwen
endure her worst nightmare

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will make me cave?

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Well, you're gonna have
to up your game.

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Gwen. Is. A. Rock.

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- Ahhh! Too much affection.

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Make it stop!
Make it stop!

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- There's more where
that came from.

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(Maniacal laugh)

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(Click, poof)

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(Cookies thud)

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- (Gasps)
COOOKKKIIIEEEEEES!

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(Laughs)

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- A cookie factory? Really?

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- Nice try, dude,
but Owen loves cookies.

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- We'll see.

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- (Chomp, spits)
BLECH!

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Oatmeal Raisin?

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But that's the worst kind.

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(Chomp, spits)

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Wait... they're ALL oatmeal
raisin?

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But why?

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What kind of maniac
would do this?

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(Crying)

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- Diabolical.

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- Booyah! Spiced!
(Maniacal laugh)

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(Click, poof)

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- Thaaaat's right.
Work your magic, Gigi.

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(Gasps)
You gave me..."the Cody"?

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(Screams)

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(Click, poof)

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- (Sniffs) Hmm.

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Time for some excavation.

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(Poof)
Huh? No nose?

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What am I supposed to
do with my fingers now?

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(Screams)
(Maniacal laugh)

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(Click, poof)

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Well? How do you like seeing
your friends tremble in fear

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at their very own worst
nightmares.

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(Snickering)

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Wait are you...
are you laughing?

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- No, it's totally working.
Honest.

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I'm gonna crack any minute.

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(Laughing)

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- (Growls) ENOUGH!

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You WILL give me
that hot sauce

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to nourish the flames
of my hatred.

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Then I can finally harness
the power

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to destroy the UNIVERSE!

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(Lightning strikes)
- Hold on...

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did you say you wanna destroy
the universe?

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(Snaps fingers)

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- Yeahhhhh?
- ME TOO!

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Maybe you're not such
a lame dude after all!

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(Rock music sting)

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♪♪♪

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(Splash)

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♪♪♪

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(Sizzles)

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(Crack)

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(Explosion)

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♪♪♪

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(Angry chittering)

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(Engine roars)

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(Smashing clangs)

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♪♪♪

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- (Sighs) You know,
Terry Spice...

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you really get me.
- I know! It's...

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it's like we're soul mates!

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Except like with condemned
souls of course.

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- Oh, Sure.
I knew what you meant.

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Well, it was cool doing all
that demented stuff with you.

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But we should probably get to
making that hot sauce now.

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- Aw. But we're having
so much fun!

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Don't worry, there'll be plenty
of time for fun

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after the world is turned

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into a fiery nightmare
of despair...

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best friend.

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- Eeeeeeeee! (Chuckles)

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(Bubbling)

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(Sniffs)

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Mmm! Ready!

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Then sauce it to me, baby!

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(Slurps, swishes around)

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(Alarms blares)

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(Laughs)

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Woo-hoo!
I'm surfin' a flava wave!

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Duncan, Duncan, check it out!
Duncan?

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Huh? Hey, what's going on?

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- Nothing, just checkin'
this baby out!

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- (Nervous laugh) Yeah.

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Thanks for keeping ol' clicky
safe, pal, but...

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you can give it back now.

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- Oh, right. Sure.

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Orrrrr...
(Click, poof)

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- What are you doing, bro?
We're soulmates!

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- Sorry dude, but the only one
who gets to put my friends

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through a living nightmare
is me.

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- You mess with the hair.
You get cut!

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- As if! You can't deal
with the spieeeeeeeece--

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(Click, poof)

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- Maybe not, but I can!

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- Aw, that's nice of you
for saving us!

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- What?! No it wasn't!

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It was a cool double-cross.

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You guys just got lucky.
Terry on the other hand...

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- (Gulp) Blech!

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Please, Chef's Mom!

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I need some spice!

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Even a little salt!
- Salt?! HA!

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That's for teenagers
and jazz singers.

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Now open wide!
Here comes the airplane!

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- (Gasps) NO!
So bland, it's so bland!

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Noooo! Noooo! NOOOO!

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪