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Owen: It's my art project,
but it doesn't look as good as I hoped it would.
- (Angry groan, door thuds)
Ugh!
(Splat) - This is way better!
I'll just hand in Cody.
- I'm an art.
- (Angry muttering) - What's up with HER today?
- Ha! (Table thuds)
- Aww. I was winning.
(Angry groan)
(Glass shatters)
- Someone's a grumpah-lump.
- Mmm. - (Grunts)
- (Belches)
(Gasps) Another sandwich?!
Thank you, whoever's up there!
(Angry grunt)
- Gwen, are you upset about something?
- Ha!
(Angry groan)
- If you tell us why you're flipping tables,
maybe we can help.
- I bought something online
that I thought was gonna be amazing.
But when it showed up... it was lame.
- (Horrified gasps)
Disappointment with an online purchase?!
I never knew that could happen!
- I once ordered a book called "Hard Math Questions",
and they weren't!
I have never felt as close to you as I do right now.
- Uh... great.
What I ordered was expensive.
And I worked really hard for that money.
Gwen's toy repair, how can I help?
- When Commander Ninja's head fell off
you said you could fix it!
- Hey, I never said I'd use the original head.
- And my dolly doesn't sound right.
- (Demonic) I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
- No refunds.
- Whaddya buy?
- (sighs) A ghost.
- A ghost? Like an actual ghost?
- Yeah. I wanted a cool scary one;
like in the picture.
But instead I got a "nice" ghost.
- Okay. I don't believe you; ghosts aren't real.
- No? Okay.
HEY EVERYONE!
Meet (sighs) Floater.
- Hi! Great to meet you all!
I'm Floater, the cuddly ghost.
All: (Gasp) (Cody faints)
- Quick! Hide in the cubbies! - Ahhhh!
- Don't be scared.
- Are you a real ghost,
or is this a cereal commercial?
- I'm real.
And Gwen and I are BESTEST friends,
right Gwen? - No. We aren't.
- (Sigh) All I ever wanted was a bestie to play with.
Gwen bought me and I thought my wish had come true.
But it didn't!
(Sobbing)
(Poof)
- What a waste of a ghost.
- This is so sad
I'm considering losing my appetite later.
- I feel bad for the ghost.
He wanted a friend and got stuck with Gwen.
- So whaddo we do? - We help.
(calls out) FLOATER?
Hey, so here's the thing.
Gwen's kinda... dark...
(Bell tolls) - (Sighs)
- And I think she was hoping you'd be a little scarier.
- Or a lot. A lot scarier.
- Let us help you up your BOO quotient.
- Alright, Floater.
Time to show Gwen how scary you can be.
- I wanna, but I don't how.
- I found a great book on how to be scary.
- It's called "Ghost Tips For Booginners".
I'm not a fan of puns, but whatever gets the job done.
Let's see. Here we go.
Can you make the walls bleed?
- YES! I can do that!
(Strains) Owen: You're doing it!
GWEN!
YOUR GHOST IS MAKING THE WALL BLEED!
OH IT'S GROOOOOOOSSSS!
- Nothing is scary about a happy face!
It's actually jam. (Licks)
Strawberry. The happiest of all the jams.
(scoff) Figures.
- The strawberries are local!
- How'd that not work?
Scaring Gwen is hard.
- Owen's right. Scaring Gwen IS hard.
Maybe you need to work your way up to it
by starting with an easier target.
- (Nervous trembling) Courtney: Too easy...
- Can't close eyes... Ghost will get me!
Courtney: Waaaay too easy...
How about Chef?
If you can scare him, you'd be ready to scare Gwen.
This one seems good.
Just on float over and go OooOooOoo.
- Ohhhhhhhh-KAY!
OooOooOoo...
I like your shirrrrt.
- Oof. That creepy wind sure has great taste
in men's clothing. (Keys clack)
- Scare fail.
Courtney: (reads) "Possessing inanimate objects
is always a sure scare."
- On it!
(Roars)
(Chopping sounds)
GRRRRR!
- AHHH! EVIL, POSSESSED TEDDY BEAR!
♪ Oh, I'm so glad we're the bestest friends ♪
♪ Because you're so soft and sweet ♪
♪ I'd like to take you along today ♪
♪ And buy you something to eat! ♪
- I should be creeped out, but... it's just too cute.
♪ The Teddy Bears have a lunch date! ♪
- (Clapping) - Wow.
He is so bad at this.
Let's start the very basics: (reads) "Pop out of something
and give him a good old fashioned 'BOO'."
(Book slams!) - Ahhh!
Sorry, you scared me there.
Okay, I'll give it my bestest!
- Um, Chef, someone left you a present.
- Whaaaaat? For me?
Makes sense; I am very deserving.
- Peek-a-boo, I see you. Hee-hee.
- Awwww. That's the cutest jack in the box I ever did see.
- (Whispers) Scare fail.
- I'm just not cut out for scaring.
Gwen will never like me.
- Don't say that.
Look, they're still scared.
(Shivering) - Is it safe?
Duncan: BOO! Both: Ahhhhhh!
- (Cackles) - You're scary.
How do you do it? - Meh, it's an art form.
It's like... telling a joke.
Only instead of laughs you get screams.
Watch.
Hey, Cody. Knock-knock.
- Ooh...who's there?
- SNAKE! - Ahhhhhh!
- (Cackles)
See? You just have to surprise them
with something terrible.
Cody: Wow, it smells in here.
- (Gasps) I think I get it now!
- So... you ready to try again?
- I sure am!
(Keys clack, clock ticks)
(Door slams) (Frost cracks)
- Burr. That's weird.
The weather didn't call for sudden chills.
(Electricity hums)
(Drawers open and slam)
- (Whimpers)
That's not right!
Oh good, another sing along.
That'll calm me down.
- (Roars)
- (Screams)
(Glass shatters)
- Whoa! I think Chef pooped his pants and mine!
- I never knew I had it in me!
- I'm beginning to wish you didn't,
but no turning back now. Heh.
- Gwen is gonna be so impressed.
- No. She won't.
It's nice that you're trying,
but lame old scares out of a book won't cut it.
Face it, Floater, y'basic.
- (Sobbing) - Sorry, Floater.
I thought that was super scary.
- I dunno what is going on,
but there is something strange in this neighborhood!
Who'm I gonna call?
Whoever's cheapest.
- Sir, you will not regret hiring Spirit Breakers.
We have all the latest ghost gobbling gadgets.
Ghost motels, banshee zappers,
And my personal favorite...
the Soul Sucker XP!
(Zapping)
(Ding!)
- Is that safe to use around kids?
- There's no law saying it isn't, unless you look it up.
Which you shouldn't.
- Hm. Good enough for me.
(Crackling static)
(Beeping)
Cody: That's a cool ticking sound!
And hey, I found a bone!
- Uh, what's this all about?
- Nothing to worry about, little girl.
Just a gruesome ghost haunting the place.
- (Both gasp)
- I'm sorry it didn't work out.
I made you this goodbye card.
- Of course you did.
- Floater! You gotta hide before you get busted!
A crazy Ghost Hunter is coming for you!
- (Gasps)
- What do we have here?
(Beeping, static)
Caught ya, ya pale faced poltergeist!
- Uh... you talking to me?
- The specter spotter never lies!
Plus I can tell just by lookin' at you.
Yeesh. Get a tan!
Say goodbye, little demon!
(Zaps) - Ahhhhh!
AHHHHHHHH!
(Zapping)
AHHHHHHHH!
- Yay! I'm finally free! (Zaps)
- Whoa! Cody was a ghost?!
- Uh... yyyyyyes?
- Floater! Now's your chance to run!
- But I'm scared!
- Just get out of here while she's going after Gwen!
- (Gasps) GWEN?
- Oh no...
- Adios... ghost.
(Powering up hum)
- Stop it, you meanie! This is my friend!
- Ugh. I don't know him.
- I won't let anything happen to you!
- Huh. Guess I caught two ghosts.
- For the price of one? - No.
(Zapping)
- (Clank) Ow! - (Gasps)
- GRRRRRR!
(Lights flicker) - Uh-oh.
- (Demonic) FOOLISH MORTAL. I WILL LIQUIFY YOU
AND MAKE WAFFLES FROM YOUR GOO.
(Splat!)
- Yay! I'm free again! - (Screaming) Mommy!
(Screaming, door slams)
(Engine starts, tires squeal) - Wait for me!
- Annnnnnd stay out.
- Floater... what was THAT?!
- You were in trouble. I had to help.
Sorry for getting all shouty.
- Don't be. It was... AMAZING!
I was so wrong about you!
You're freaky scary!
And I'm proud to be your friend.
Now let's go share your gifts with the world!
- Aw. They're best buds now
and everything's gonna be aaaall right.
- No. They're going to terrorize the entire world.
- Yeah, we did a bad thing.
(Floater growls, people scream, Gwen chuckles)
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