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♪♪♪

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C'MON, BIRD!
BAD ALIEN!

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DON'T BITE ME! GAH!

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- What's going on in there?

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- We gotta get outta here,
Chef's being eaten by aliens!

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- What?! And no one
is recording it?!

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(Kicking thud)

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- You wanna nibble?!
NIBBLE ON THIS!

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SUPER EGG STORM!

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(Shooting sounds)

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- I don't think those are eggs.

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- Lock Jaw Macaw
is laying down the law!

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- (Victory bird call)
Ha ha!

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Oh. Ugh (clears throat)

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Hi kids.

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- Whatch'ya dooo'in?

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- Brushing up on my gaming
skills.

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(Laughing)

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- That's a video game?!
- Did you make it yourself?!

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- No. This is Macaw Wash!

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It's the greatest game
ever made!

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And you are looking
at the world champion.

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- Huh... weird we never noticed
that.

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- Winning that tournament

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was the greatest moment
of my life.

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To this day I am the greatest
gamer alive!

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(Victory bird call)
Macaw!

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- Yeah... no.

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You couldn't handle a
game made this century.

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- Bring it.

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- This is the TW9,
deluxe HDR 5K edition.

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- Oooh, fancy letters
and numbers.

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TW9: Time-Waster. 9.

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(Zapping)

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- OOF! That all it got?

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- That was just the intro
screen.

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The hot multi-player
right now is Painapple.

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It's a fighting game
where cyborg pineapples

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give each other kid-friendly
minor injuries.

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- Painapple is rotten
to the core!

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Beth: I hope you like small
injuries!

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Because this minor is
about to give abrasions!

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- What's the big deal?

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- Beth is the current champion!

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She destroyed Duncan yesterday!

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Pounded him like a bongo drum!

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Beat him like dough
on cookie day! Clobbered--

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- You made your point!

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- Well-well.
If it isn't Duncan.

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You ready to get DUNKED-AGAIN?!

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- I-Er-...no.

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- I'll take you on.

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(All gasp)

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- I never played before,
but I'm sure that won't matter.

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I'm a champion.

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- Jude, Izzy, Cody

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(snaps fingers) hoist me.

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(Effort grunts)

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Well, you better back
your bags.

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Cuz you're goin' on a bruise
cruise!

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- Since when do you talk trash?

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- Since the game.

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- You're goin' on a bruise
cruise!

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- That pineapple's a bad
influence.

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- Enough boring talk.

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Let's do this!

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- Painapples... fight!
(Bell dings)

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- PINCH! PINCH!

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(Video game sounds)
- Whoa! Hey!

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This pineapple handles
horribly!

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- (Pained grunts)
- EAR FLICK!

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- It ain't no bird!

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- PAPER CUT!
- Aghhhhhh!

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- Beth wins...
flawless victory!

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- Champ? More like chump.

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- UGH! Just once I wanna see
Beth lose!

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- I-I don't know what happened.

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I was the greatest gamer alive.

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- Aww, don't feel bad.
You had your day.

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You're just yesterday's news
now.

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Like a caveman
A washed up old fossil. A--

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- Stop trying to cheer me up,
you're horrible at it.

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- Wait. What if we could turn
you back into a champion?

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- By helping me train hard
so I master the game

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and beat Beth in the greatest
comeback of all time?!

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- What? No.
That'll take too long.

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I'm saying we hack the game

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to make it look
like you got good.

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- But... isn't that cheating?
- Not if you do it!

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It'll be like an
old man using a cane.

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- Well, when you put it that
way... it's hurtful.

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Hm. I dunno...

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- I found a million different
hacks.

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Do we want faster ear flicks,
wedgier wedgies?

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- Just load them all.
- No, wait!

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(Zapping)

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- Whoa...
- Uh oh.

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- I'm free at last!

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- WOW, this is amazing!

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- Amazing?
I'll show you amazing!

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The amazing world
of paaaiinnnn!

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Ear-flick, ear-flick,
minor abrasion!

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Nooooogieeeeeeeee!

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(Light thud)

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- OOF!

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- No one controls Painapple!

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(Stomping)

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- What just happened?

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- Let me outta here!
You can't contain the pain.

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- We gotta get rid of that
thing before someone gets hurt!

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- No! We gotta get rid of that
thing before someone sees it

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and finds out that you
tried to cheat!

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- They'll be so disappointed
in you.

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- Me? But you two did it!

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- We're minors, we can't be
held responsible!

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You should've stopped us.

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- Stopped you from what?

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- Uh...
- Nothing!

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Chef says early recess today!

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(All cheering, laughing)

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- Phew, good thinking.
Now back to the monster.

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- Hey, the pounding stopped.

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- Awwwww, pineapples.

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(Playful laughter)

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- TEETER-TOTTER!
TEETER-SLAUGHTER!

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(Pained grunts)

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Chef: Over there!

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You kids okay?

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- Something just played
basketball

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with my brain bucket.
- Well, I don't know

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what that has to do
with a giant pineapple!

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(Nervous chuckle)

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Now scoot on inside
where it's safe...

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from nothing in particular.
- Ahh!

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- I think we scared it off.

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- Uh, Chef? Monkey bars.

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(Pained screams)

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- Ankle sprain! Ankle sprain!
(Laughs)

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- HEY!

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- I didn't like that game.

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- (Chuckles) You kids.

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Stop monkeying around
and get inside!

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I think it's gone.

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- (Gasps) Tree house!

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- (Sly cackle)
- It's slide o'clock!

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Wheeeeee...

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OWIE-OWIE-OWIE-CARPET?!

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- Carpet burn!
- Ahhh! OOOF!

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- HA HA!

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- Whu-was that Painapple?

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- HA! That's just a game.

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And this is no game!
Everyone inside!

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♪♪♪

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(Hammering)

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There. Just some safety
features,

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nothing to be alarmed about.

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All: (Pained grunts)

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- I think I have carpet burn
on my tongue.

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- (Sighs) Children, I have
a confession to make. I--

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- Tried to cheat at Painapple,
used too many hacks

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and brought it to life?
Yeah. It's pretty obvious!

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- How'd you know--
- (Pounding)

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PAIN DELIVERY! OPEN UP!

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(Banging)

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- This is hard to admit,
but I'm outta my league.

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I'm not the gamer
I used to be.

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I don't know how to fix this.

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- Chef, you can fix this...

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by stepping aside
and letting me handle it.

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I got a craving
for roasted pineapple!

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(Crash)

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- (Attack yell)

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(Pained cries)

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- LEAP PULL!

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ANKLE BITER!

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- AHHHH!
- KITTY CAT SCRATCH!

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- AGHHHH!

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- See. Not so tough.

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Uh oh.

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But how?!

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- It's because of Duncan's
hacks.

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Painapple is basically
invincible!

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- Painapple at 100%.

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- Beth couldn't beat it.
Do you know what this means?

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She's no longer the champ!

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Ha ha! In your face, Beth!

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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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- What do we do now?!

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- It's over, man. Game over.

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We're done. Toast!

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- Wait. In Chef's ancient game
from the stone age,

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didn't the Macaw eat
pineapples?

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- Yeah, but so what?

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- Ugh, how're you not getting
this if I am?

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We need to bring your Macaw
to life to fight Painapple!

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(Crash)

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- HA! HA! HA!

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PREPARE FOR SUPERFICIAL DOOM!

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- AW MAN. The second hole?

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Do you know how long
it takes to fix those?

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- Chef, focus!

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- Right.
You kids go get the Macaw,

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I'll stall the Painapple.

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Hey Painapple!
Come pink my belly!

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(Pants)
(Pained cries)

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(Punching thuds,
pained cries)

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OWWW!

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- (Laughing)
- Hurry, kids!

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- This game is actually
pretty fun.

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- Weren't we supposed to be
doing something?

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(Both): (Gasp) The hacks!

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(Laughing)

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- Ah! The agony!

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We need a softer carpet!

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- RUG BURN! AGH!

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(Video game sounds)

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- Lock Jaw Macaw
is laying down the law!

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(Victory bird call)

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- (Victory bird call)

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Looks like Macaw
is Macaw'lin you out!

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(Battle caw)

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- (Cheering) YEAH!

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(Attack squawks)

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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

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- Uh... what's the bird doing?

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- Macaw has no depth
perception!

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It's a 2D game!

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Ugh, old games really are lame!

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(Pained squawks)

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(Pained cries, crash)

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(Chef groans)
(Game over sounds)

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All: CHEF, HELP!

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- That does it.
I'm through playin'.

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- (Cackles, snaps fingers)

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(Smashing sounds)

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AAAAAAAH!

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AHHHHH!

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(Smashing sounds)

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PAINAPPLE DEFEATED!

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(Game over sounds)

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- I don't think anyone's
ever said this before,

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but video games are violent.

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- (Sighs) My gamer days were
great while they lasted.

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But they were over long ago.

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- Are you kidding, Chef,

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that was the greatest win
I've ever seen!

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- You really are the world's
greatest gamer!

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- (Victory bird call)

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- Uh, where'd the Macaw go?

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(Car alarm blares)
- That's m'car!

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(Splatting)

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- Told you those weren't eggs!

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪