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you installed last month.
That flush is too powerful.
It stole my pants again.
And now the pipe is clogged.
- No problemo, on my way.
And you'd better be wearing pants!
- She is the meanest plumber I know.
I better find my back up pants.
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I told you I don't care about that dumb coin, Courtney!
- Oh, don't tell me she's goin' on
about that old piece of junk again.
- Um, It's not old; it's ancient!
And I'm "goin' on"
'cuz I'm presenting an actual Mayan coin
for "Show and Tell" and it's a big deal!
- Yeah. We actually already know
'cuz you've been "showing and telling" us about it
for weeks now!
- Don't ruin this for me, Noah!
Especially not after I got bumped last Friday
for Cody's "emergency".
- The doctor said I'm lucky to be alive--
- SAVE IT FOR YOUR OWN "SHOW AND TELL", CODY!
Well, I'm gonna go and get my coin to rehearse.
- I think she's actually starting to make me hate money.
- MY COOOOOOOIN!!!!
No, not in here.
Or here.
Not in here either! Ew, Beth!
- Hey! Whaddya think you're doing?
- Well, the coin wasn't in my cubby,
so I'm checking everyone else's!
Somebody must have stolen it!
Okay! Start talking!
- You mean, like, about something specific?
Cuz I've been wanting to talk
about why dogs sniff each other's butts.
- About who took my coin!
- Well, you know, I didn't take the coin.
If I did, I woulda used it to hire some flying monkeys
to take me to Easter Island. We'd have Clown Parties
and Horseback Karaoke 'til the cows came home,
which is at 4:30.
I think about this stuff a lot.
- Why do you think someone stole it?
- Cuz it was in my cubby and now it's gone?
- Hmmm.
- But if it wasn't any of us, then that must mean it was...
(gasps) a robber!
All: A ROBBER?!
(Panicked screaming)
- The robber stole my pudding cups too!
- Oh yeah, that sounds like a robber alright. (Burps)
- Robbers are the scariest!
- I don't wanna get robbed!
(Pained moan)
- Hm. You're sure it was in your cubby?
- Uh huh! Remember?
I was supposed to present on Friday for "Show and Tell"
but I couldn't because Cody...
- Can someone carry me to the little boys room?
I'm gonna spring a leak!
(Lightning strikes)
(Glass shatter)
(All scream)
- (relief) Ahhhh... So warm.
All: Ewwww.
- Whoa! This storm's gettin' close!
- But Chef! Robbers have my coin!
- Don't worry. We'll figure out a reasonable explanation
for what happened to your coin.
Right after I go outside and fix this broken window.
- Wait. You're leaving us alone?
- With the robbers?
- (Sighs) I guarantee there are no robbers in here.
I do a thorough sweep every morning.
Looking for jewelry and money your parents mighta dropped.
So don't worry; I definitely woulda seen 'em.
- But they could still be outside!
Ready to break in again!
- (Sighs) Okay, while I'm gone, lock the door
and only open it for me.
- But how will we know it's you?
We should probably have a password.
- Fine. The password will be,
"It's me Chef. Let me in!"
- Nice. Nobody's crackin' that, baby.
(Door slams, locks clicking shut)
- (Groans)
(Whirring)
There, that should do it!
(Lightning strikes)
I better get inside before this storm gets any worse!
(Buzzing) A beehive!
Mmm... honey is so tasty!
Maybe if I'm really careful.
Okay, bees. Show me the honey!
(Gulps) Mmmm.
(Loud buzzing) - Ahhhhh!
OOF!
Hey! Stuck the landing.
(Lightning strikes) EEE!
(Landing thud)
(Electricity fizzles)
(All gasp) - What happened?
- The robber must have cut the power!
- Of course! They always do that!
Lucky we have a backup generator.
(Whirs) - That's better!
(Lightning strikes)
- Ahh! The robber must have got the backup generator too!
Leshawna: Not to worry. There's a back up back up generator.
(Lightning strikes) (All groan)
- And they cut the phone line!
- WE'RE UNDER ATTAAAAAAACK!
- Somebody hide me!
- There. You're good.
NOW EVERYONE ELSE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(Panicked screaming)
(Zapping) (groans) Lyyyy haaaad.
(Knocking)
- M-maybe it's Chef?
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?! - Password?
What kinda game is this guy playing?
I don't know. TOILET!
- That's not the password.
C'mon! I got other places to hit today!
LET! ME! IN!
(All gasp) It's the robber!
- Quick, in here!
Okay, clearly the robber's not gonna stop
until she breaks in and steals everything we love.
- She's right! This is our school.
We must defend it!
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(Licking sounds)
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- We're ready.
(Whirring) (Door thuds)
- Didn't drive out here for nothing
and I ain't leavin' til I get paid.
Ughhh. What a mess.
Kids are the worst.
(poof) Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!
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- Now the front door's open? Wier--
WHOA! WHOA! WHOAAAAA!
Phew! That was a close call--
(Piano thuds)
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- (Grunts) Chef? I'm here to fix the--
Huh?
HA! Don't mess with plumber abs!
- AAAAHHHHH! - AAAAHHH! OOF!
- I'm a blunt object!
- Okay, it's clear this dumb robber isn't gonna give up.
So I think we're just gonna have to trap her.
- How are we gonna do that?
- With a little help from the classic board game:
Rat Trapper!
The robber won't know what hit her.
- Another montage?
Wow, that must be expensive!
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(Lion roars) (Whip cracks)
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- Are you sure about this, Courtney?
The trap is sorta dangerous.
- Yeah, like, sorta really dangerous.
- Hey, if the robber didn't wanna be maimed
in a convoluted trap built by preschoolers,
then maybe she shouldn't be stealing coins.
(Ominous music)
- Hello?
Oh. Hey kid.
Is your teacher around?
(Singsong) - You're gonna getttt ittttt!
- Huh?
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(Flames whoosh)
(Snoring)
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- GAH!
AAAAAAAAHHH!!
(Saw buzzing) AH! What in the-?
OW OW OW!!! ...EWW!!!!
(Lion roars) - AAAAAAHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
- We trapped the Robber!
(All cheering)
- But wait, the phone's still out,
so we have no way of calling the police to come pick her up!
- I do know someone who can help.
General? Yeah, Izzy again.
We got a real nasty robber trapped over here
at the school and could use an extraction?
There. Black Ops should be on their way.
(All cheer) (Lions roars)
- Off to robber jail for you! HAHAHA!
Oh, wait.
Oh! Oh, this is bad.
I mean, it's great that the robber's caught.
But Izzy's Army buddies are pros!
If they grab her before I get my coin back,
I might never see it again!
(Door slams) Um... excuse me? Robber?
Look, my friends aren't gonna like it,
but I'll let you out if you just give me back my coin.
Macarthur: (Grunts)
- C'mon! You can take anything else you want too!
Like um, Harold has some rare comic books
and I think Leshawna's earrings might be worth something?
I'll even tell you where Chef keeps his car keys!
- Just let me out!
- Great! So we have a deal! Here goes!
Now just be cool, okay?
- Agghh! - Ahhhh!
- Wait! I didn't mean to--
(Crashing)
- AHH! THE ROBBER GOT OUT!
- There's the robber, boys! Get her!
- WAI-WAI-WAIT! - OOF!
- Good job, General!
Did you find my coin in her pocket?
- Nope, Just this card.
(reads) MacArthur Plumbing.
- That's the plumber I called.
(All gasp) - Um. Oops?
- Get your own pants outta the toilet, Chef.
Unbelievable!
- WAIT! BUT THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COIN?
(Tires screech) - Mom?!
What are you doing here?
- Courtney! I hope I'm not too late!
You forgot your coin for your presentation!
- My coin... was at home?!
- You didn't wanna leave it here
in case of robbers, remember? - Right.
(nervous chuckle) Well...
I feel like this is... partially my fault.
- Oh, I'd say more than partially.
- Hey! Hey, wait! Come on!
It was just a misunderstanding!
Please! MOM?!
- Ohh. Sorry dear. Don't worry!
We'll come visit!
- Well, I hope you kids learned a lesson.
- Yep! And sorry, General.
I promise we will never call you for anything
this silly e-e-ver again.
(All laughing)
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