1 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:20,021 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:28,696 and all the men and women merely players". AHHH! 3 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:31,199 - Sorry about that, I did it on purpose. 4 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:34,160 - Oohhh... whatcha workin' on, Courtney? 5 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:36,662 Sounds boring! Is it boring? 6 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:38,247 - You know what it is! 7 00:00:38,331 --> 00:00:40,333 My one-woman Shakespearean recital 8 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:41,417 that I've been practicing all year 9 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:43,586 for our upcoming talent show! 10 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,713 Chef! Where are the new props you promised me?! 11 00:00:45,797 --> 00:00:47,840 - A little busy, Courtney. 12 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:50,009 Can someone please go into my office 13 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,511 and get Courtney's props. 14 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:53,179 Top left drawer in my desk. 15 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,014 Don't look anywhere else! 16 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,349 (bang) OW! OW! OW! 17 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:01,103 - Format computer? Okay! (Beep) 18 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:04,273 - Whoaaaaa! 19 00:01:04,357 --> 00:01:08,027 Uniforms from Chef's jobs before he started teaching! 20 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,738 - Wait. Chef was a CHEF? 21 00:01:10,822 --> 00:01:12,532 My brain hurts! 22 00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:14,450 - LOOK WHAT I FOUND! 23 00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:16,327 All: (impressed) Oooh! 24 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,579 - Hey! What's takin' so long? (Music sting) 25 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:20,164 Uh-oh. 26 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,707 - We found your mask! - Were you a wrestler? 27 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:23,417 - Y'ever fight a bear? 28 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,962 - Huh. Haven't seen this old thing in a while. 29 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:29,715 Sorry kids, but the history of this mask is so painful 30 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:31,634 I can't talk about it. 31 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,970 - Okay. - (Sigh) 32 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:36,389 It was three long years ago... 33 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,558 - (Gasp) I was just a kid! 34 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:40,560 - Ahem...where was I? 35 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:43,437 It was three long years ago... 36 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:45,231 The O.W.W. 37 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,025 had just given me my first pro wrestling contract. 38 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:50,611 I was in a tag team called 'Hot Lunch'. 39 00:01:50,695 --> 00:01:54,073 My ring name was Soup and along with my partner, Sammy, 40 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,576 we were headed for STARDOM! 41 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:58,578 But right before our title match, 42 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:01,080 the Commissioner forced me into a double cross! 43 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:04,750 I performed his own signature move against him: 44 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:07,003 The Ham Slamwich. 45 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:09,589 It knocked Sammy out of wrestling forever. 46 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,925 And I felt so guilty I quit the OWW 47 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:15,428 and took the worst job I could think of... 48 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,597 teaching kids. 49 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,016 - I wanna be a wrestler! - Me too! 50 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:22,685 - Totally! - Time to bring the pain! 51 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,937 - My Mom calls me pain. Oof! 52 00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:26,272 - Aghhh! (Fighting grunts) 53 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,732 - (Phone buzzes) Hi, Bargain Basement Beat Down? 54 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,026 I need 10 of your most painful chairs please. 55 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:32,486 - Chef, where do you get two-by-fours with nails 56 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,655 sticking out of them? - On it. 57 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:36,824 - Oh! Sweet. Never mind. 58 00:02:36,908 --> 00:02:39,118 - See? Now if anybody tries to grab me in a headlock, 59 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,787 these guys will bite their arms off. Easy peezy. 60 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:43,289 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 61 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:46,042 Folded chairs? Concealed squirrels? 62 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:47,668 That's not wrestling! 63 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:49,378 That's just fighting dirty! 64 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:52,298 And it's what got me into trouble in the first place! 65 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:55,635 Look, if I'm coaching, we wrestle clean. 66 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:57,553 Got it? - (Sighs) 67 00:02:57,637 --> 00:02:59,305 I guess clean wrestling is better 68 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:00,514 than no wrestling at all. 69 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:03,184 - Let's give wrestling a bath! 70 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:06,145 - Now if you kids wanna be real wrestlers, 71 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,773 you gotta create your alter egos. 72 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:11,734 - You guys know what that means... 73 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,402 All: MAKEOVERRRRRRRRRS! 74 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:15,988 - (Snoring) - To sleep, 75 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:18,699 perchance to dream -ay, there's the rub, 76 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:20,368 for in this sleep-- 77 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:22,662 (Light clicks off) Noah: Wrestling fans! 78 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,330 - Huh? - HEY! 79 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,415 - Put your hands together 80 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:27,875 for the hottest new wrestlers 81 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:30,544 in the whole school district! 82 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,589 MEAN GREEN! 83 00:03:33,673 --> 00:03:35,216 - (Roars) 84 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,343 Noah: THE DRAMA QUEEN! 85 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,387 REFRIDGE O' RAIDER! 86 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,138 - (Big belch) 87 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:43,224 Noah: The SQUIRREL'S NEST! 88 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,769 And... The Towel? 89 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,355 - Kids! You look amazing! 90 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,024 I don't think I've ever been so proud. 91 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:54,402 - What about the time we saved all those orphans? 92 00:03:54,485 --> 00:03:56,112 - Nope, THIS. 93 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,239 In fact, we're gonna put on a wrestling show 94 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:00,449 instead of that boring thing Courtney wanted to do. 95 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:03,202 - But Chef-- - Now let's jump ahead 96 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,037 three weeks and see how great you're doing! 97 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:06,831 ♪♪♪ 98 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,250 (Slapping, groaning) - Take that, and that. 99 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,626 - Nestor! Get back here! 100 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:16,173 - Chef, I absorb blood and sweat! 101 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,759 - I don't understand. How is this possible? 102 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:21,178 - Because I'm a towel. - NO! 103 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:23,723 - I mean, how is it possible that you kids are worse 104 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:26,100 than when I started coaching you three weeks ago?! 105 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:29,228 - That's cuz your kind of wrestling is boring, Chef! 106 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,564 If you just gave us some barbed wire and thumbtacks 107 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,566 then maybe-- - No! No! No! 108 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,276 That's fighting dirty! 109 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,236 And we're not wrestling that way! 110 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,739 - We can do better, Chef! Watch! 111 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:41,574 - WEEEEEEEEEEEE! 112 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,534 - Oh, this is a disaster! 113 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,579 Everybody will have to watch Courtney's horrible thing! 114 00:04:48,873 --> 00:04:50,249 (Crying) It's over! 115 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,209 It's all over! 116 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,921 - He tried to share a special part of his life 117 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:57,423 and we failed him. 118 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,966 You know what that means... 119 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:00,426 Chef is a lousy teacher. 120 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:01,802 - Hold on. 121 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:04,805 I think I know someone who might be able to help. 122 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,933 (Doorbell rings) - (Whistling) 123 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:10,478 Ugh, can I help you, stranger? 124 00:05:11,604 --> 00:05:14,106 (Gasps) SAMMY! 125 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:16,692 - Oooooh BABY! It's me! 126 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:18,611 How you doin', Soup? 127 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:20,446 - But (stammering) I thought 128 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:21,947 you were never gonna speak to me again? 129 00:05:22,031 --> 00:05:25,659 - Eh, you kiddin'? I been tryin' to find you for years. 130 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:29,205 - Really? Because I sent a bunch of friend requests. 131 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:30,623 I left voicemails. 132 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,416 I even order you a meat bouquet 133 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,126 every year on your birthday. 134 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:37,379 - We told Sammy about the big show! 135 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:38,631 - And it's not too late to cut 136 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,633 Courtney's boring junk out, right? 137 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:42,259 - (Grumbles) 138 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,055 - Aw, wouldn't miss the opportunity to get back 139 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,516 in the ring with my pal, Soup! 140 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,851 Oooh yeahhhhh. 141 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:52,686 - Well, all right then! 142 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,981 C'mon kids, we got some training to do! 143 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:58,150 All: (Cheering) 144 00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:02,321 - Oooh baby-heehee. Just like old times. 145 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,156 (Evil laugh) 146 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,286 - Oh yeah, his laugh didn't sound evil at all. 147 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,249 - HIYAH! 148 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,708 - Oof! Nice work, Duncan! 149 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,796 You're only missing your kick by a couple feet now! 150 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,841 You guys have really stepped it up since Sammy got here! 151 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,176 Wonder where he is? 152 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:26,595 - Hm. Why would Sammy not be out there? 153 00:06:26,679 --> 00:06:29,223 I thought he wanted to train for the big show. 154 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,183 (Welder sparks) 155 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:32,685 - Breakaway chair welded solid. 156 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,395 Electric animal trap. 157 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,855 Angry beaver. 158 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:37,731 Everything I need to turn this show 159 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:40,860 into a down and dirty revenge match! 160 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:43,863 And the best part is no one suspects a thing 161 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,866 because no one is listening to me talk right now. 162 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:48,951 (Evil laugh) 163 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:52,538 - Sammy's not here for a re-union! 164 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,707 He's here for re-venge! 165 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:57,042 He's gonna fight dirty in the big match! 166 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,420 Why am I telling you this, I have to tell Chef! 167 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,131 (Bell dings) 168 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:03,966 Noah: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME! 169 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,551 In this corner, 170 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,053 weighing in at a combined weight of 110 pounds 171 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:09,847 and hailing from... here! 172 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,850 It's the total dra-maniacs! 173 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:15,895 And in this corner... 174 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:18,564 it's Hot Lunnnnnnch! 175 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,900 - Chef, you can't do this! You need to cancel the fight! 176 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:24,236 - Courtney, I'm sorry I cut your Shakespeare talk-alogue 177 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,905 out of the show but trust me, 178 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,865 this is gonna be much less boring. 179 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,366 - But-- 180 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:32,244 - You know, back in the day, my partner, Soup, 181 00:07:32,328 --> 00:07:34,747 did a lot for me. And to me. 182 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:38,959 Now, I finally have a chance to pay him back for all that... 183 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:40,878 kindness! 184 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:45,341 - NOW LET'S! GET! RASSLIN'! 185 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:46,842 (Bell dings) 186 00:07:46,926 --> 00:07:48,510 (Running thumps) 187 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:51,013 EE! EE! OW! OOF! 188 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,182 - (Giggle) Nice one kids! 189 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:55,601 Tag me in, Sammy, TAG ME! 190 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,603 (War cries) 191 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,480 - Oof! GAH! 192 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,440 Ack! Oof! ARG! AAAH! 193 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,109 (Giggle) You're up, Sammy. 194 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:05,945 (Yells in pain) 195 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,613 (Squirts) 196 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:08,781 (Metallic snap, electricity crackles) 197 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,699 (Zapping) Kids... 198 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:12,785 All: (Gasp) 199 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:15,788 - Why?! SAMMY WHY?! 200 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,248 - I'll tell you why... 201 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,832 'cause you're a dirty, weak, 202 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,584 double-crossing cheat! 203 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:25,005 And now it's my turn to get... dirty! 204 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:27,841 - Please, Sammy! Don't do this! 205 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:30,844 Fighting dirty only leads to more pain! 206 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:33,472 It won't fix what happened in the past! 207 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:34,974 - Maybe not. 208 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:38,310 But Oooh babayyy I'm really gonna enjoy it. 209 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:39,812 (Grunt) Huh? 210 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:42,022 - Hey bucko, if you're gonna play dirty, 211 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:44,400 then we're gonna play dirty too. 212 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,986 - Yeah. You think you can play dirtier than us? 213 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,655 HA! I don't even know what soap looks like. 214 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,907 - Okay, let's do this! 215 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:55,661 (Light clatter, bones crack) WHOA! 216 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,162 OW! OOH! OW! 217 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,831 - ICE BLASTER! (Ice cubes clatter) 218 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,001 - ATTTTTAAACCCKK! (Squirrels chittering) 219 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,086 - WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 220 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,838 AHHHHHHHHH! 221 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,840 - Looks like this match really was scheduled 222 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,009 for one fall. 223 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:13,512 - Well, Sammy, are you ready to throw in the towel or what? 224 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:17,016 - Ha! I'm not about to be pinned by a bunch of toddlers, 225 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,976 no matter how dirty they're fighting. 226 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:23,772 Hey, do you guys hear, like, a whistling sound? 227 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:25,858 (Whooshing through air) - I'm a projectile! 228 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:28,027 Ahhhh! (Boom!) 229 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:30,195 (Birds chirp) 230 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,449 (Slaps mat) - ONE! TWO! THREE! 231 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,534 IT'S OVER! (Bell dings) 232 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,286 All: WE DID IT! WE DID IT! 233 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,496 - You kids were amazing! 234 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,416 I guess that sometimes in life we do have to fight dirty 235 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,209 if we want-- Courtney: (Ah-hem) 236 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,962 Yes, the ravages of betrayal. 237 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:50,466 Perhaps the bard summed it up best in Julius Caesar: 238 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,552 "This was the most unkindest cut of-- 239 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,054 - (Whistles) 240 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:57,264 Ahhhhh! All: Yeah! 241 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,976 - (Growls) This ain't over. 242 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:03,395 I'll have my revenge yet, Soup! 243 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:05,481 I'll have my REVENNNNNGE! 244 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,734 - Revenge? (Chuckles) Oh my. 245 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,736 Not for a while you won't. 246 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,613 You're lucky to be alive! See? 247 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,866 It appears you have a small 'Cody' lodged in your sternum. 248 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,451 (Doctor chuckles) 249 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,078 - Can we get more rice pudding? 250 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:20,663 I love hospital food! 251 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:22,748 (Sammy screams) 252 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:38,764 ♪♪♪ 253 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:43,602 ♪♪♪