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♪♪♪

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♪ But it's not his fault ♪

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(Sighs) The season's first snow.

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Okay, kids!
Who's ready for some--

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All: (Shivering)

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- So c-c-c-cold.

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- Ooooh, caught a chill, huh?

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Well, I know someone
who can put the hype

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back in hypothermia!

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(Drum roll)

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WINTER WONDERMAN!

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Winter Wonderman is a bit
I do every year.

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The kids love it
when I dress up.

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- When Chef dresses up
it makes my eyes barf.

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And Winter Wonderman's
his lamest character...

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by far.

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- And you kids all know
what Winter Wonderman's

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all about, right?!

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OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES! WOO!

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All: Nooooooo!
(Ice cracks)

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(Landing thud, all groan)

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- Our first activity will
challenge your reflexes

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and teach you about
team spirit...

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Snowball fight!

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- Yay. I love snowba--(OOF)

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(Crash!)

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(Pained moans)

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- Oops. Okay?
Let's try some snow angels!

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- (Farts)

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(Giggles)
(Snow melting)

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Oh, I shouldn't have had
jalapeno poppers

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for breakfasssssssssst!!

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- Little deep, huh?

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Uh-oh. These outdoor activities
aren't going as planned.

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Better bring out the big guns.

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♪♪♪

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Ta-daaaaaa!

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What's wrong with you kids?

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How can you not be excited
about a Winter Wonder-Snowman?!

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- (Shiver) C-c-c-ccause
the class is fffreezing

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and Cody's being eaten
by a penguin.

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- You're the 12th animal
I've been inside!

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(Penguin gaks)

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- Chef, it's j-j-j-just
too cold

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to have fun outside today.

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- Okay, okay,
but Winter Wonderman

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has one more trick
up his onesie.

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No one can resist a snowman...

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that glows!

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(Energy pulsates)

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All: Ooh. Ahh. Wow.

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- YES! All hail Winter
Wonderman!

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(Electricity fizzles)

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OH NO!!!

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Cody: Someone tell me
what's happening!

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(Punching thud) OOH!
- It's gonna blow!

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- (Fizzles)

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- (Jolly laugh)
Why hello, new friends!

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I'm Flakey the Snowman!

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- A living snowman?!
Sweet!

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- Ah, ah, hold on, kids!

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- Now what do we say every time
a toy, lawn gnome,

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or piñata comes to life?

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All: It probably wants
to eat us.

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- Jingle bells, no!

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All Flakey wants is to enjoy

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this marvelous winter day
with you.

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- Thank you, new best friend.

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(Sad squawk)

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- Can we play with him, Chef?

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Pleeeeeeaaaase?

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- But I thought you kids
were too "cold"

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to be outside.

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- Not if Flakey's here!

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He's so cool.

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- Winter-iffic!

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Now who's up for
a snowball fight?!

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All: (Cheering)

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- Now that's cold.

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So that flake thinks he can
out-wonder Winter Wonderman?

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Oh, let's see him
compete with this!

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(All laughing playfully)

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Chef: Hey, kids!

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Now that you love snow,

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who wants to go tobogganing?!

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- Down what?

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That bump?

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- Oh, fruit cakes.

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Anything can be fun with
a little winter magic.

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(Electricity fizzles)

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(POOF)

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- Oh, that's not good.

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(Wind whistles, plane roars)
- Woooah!

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Ahhh, sugarplums.

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(Grunting)

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Ahhhhhhh!

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WHAAAAAA!

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Hey, this is kinda fun!

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(SMASH!) OOF!

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All: (Shocked gasps)
- Ew.

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- (Pained grunt)

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Well, I can't beat Flakey
at winter fun,

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but I'll always win
at story time.

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(Prideful sigh)

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"The Elf Who Fell Off the Shelf
And Never Returned."

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Perfect.

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Kids, it's story time--WHA?

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- Whoa! (Falling scream)

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(Landing thud) Ouf!
All: (Cheer) Yeah!

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- Oh no! Nothing's better
than a cartoon!

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- Flakey? You're the best
teacher ever.

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- Jealous? Of a snowman?
Hahaha.

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Of course not.

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I am a teaching professional.

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(Mug shatters, winces)

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- I can't believe I used
to think

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all you guys were good for

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was melting in the spring
for our amusement.

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Ha ha. You're all mwaaaa!

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I'm melting!

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- Hehehe, melting is funny.

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- Oh, yes.
Slowly boiling alive.

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While humans watch and laugh.

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And then they bring us back
every winter to do it again

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and again and again!

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- Alright, class!

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Playtime's over.
Everyone back inside.

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All: (Cheering)

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- Sorry, Flakey.
No snow inside.

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School rules.

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All: BOOOOO!

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(Chanting) FLA-KEY! FLA-KEY!
FLA-KEY! FLA-KEY!

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- That's it!
Either he goes or I go!

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(Door slams)

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Well, I lost my job
to a snowman.

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Somehow, I always knew
this is how it would end.

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(Teeth chatter)

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- I turned down the temperature
a few degrees

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so you're more comfortable.

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- Aww, how thoughtful!

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But how about we turn it
down by...

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ALL the degrees!

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(Whooshing)

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Now to deal with you!

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- Um, I'm not sure I like
your inside games

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as much as the outside ones.

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- Game? Oh this is no game!

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This is REVENGE!

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- Neat. Revenge against who?

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- (Sigh) Against you!
Ya warm-ohs!

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(Electricity fizzles)

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Every winter humans make us.

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And then every spring
do nothing

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while we melt
in drippy anguish.

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(Kids giggle)

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Then our wounded souls
become trapped

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in the cloud realm

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until another winter comes.

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We have had enough!

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So we planned our revenge

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and then waited for someone
foolish enough

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to bring us to life.

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Now if you'll excuse me,

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I have some fellow snow
colleagues to resurrect.

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(Maniacal laugh)

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(Electricity fizzles)

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Meet Snow Shot!
Ice fist!

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Freezer Burn!
Dirty Dirk!

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And... Carl

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- BRRR! (Shivering)

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(Sighs) Thanks a lot,
Mr. Penguin.

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If I was out there any longer,

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I'd have turned into
a Chef-sicle.

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(Croaks in agreement)
- (Sighs) You're right.

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This is all my fault.

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(Crying)

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Oh, what I wouldn't give
to hear

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those sweet children's voices
again!

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Kids: (Screaming) HELLLP!

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- Yeah. Just like that.

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Wait a second.

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Those sweet children's
voices sounded

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like they were in trouble!

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(Kids screaming)
- HELLLLLLLLP!

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- I knew that frozen punk
was up to no good.

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I mean, I had no idea.

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But I do now!

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This looks like a job for...

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WINTER WONDERMAN!

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(Stomps, shocked squawk)

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(Hockey sticks rattle, bang)

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- Ow! Stop it!
- Don't do that!

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- How the snow tables
have snow turned!

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(Cackles)

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Enjoy, brothers and sisters!

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Today, we freeze this school!

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Tomorrow, THE WORLD!

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(Snowman cheering)

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- (Thud) OOF!

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- Looks like spring's comin'
early this year.

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All: (Happy) CHEFFFF!

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- NO! SNOWMEN!

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ATTAAAAAACK!

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- (War cry)

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(Hard thud)

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- (War cry)

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- Meet Hair Force One!
(Dryer whirs)

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- NO, NO, NO! NO!
(Splash)

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- Come on, kids.
Get in the game!

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Here, Owen.
Drink some hot sauce

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and do what you do best!

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- Huh? (Gulp!)

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Oh, I get it!

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(Groans)
(Stomach rumbles)

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- I think I wanna go home.

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(War cries)

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(Dryer fizzles)
- UH OH...

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- (Laughs)

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His hair care products can
protect him no longer!

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- Revenge!
- OOF!

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- Ice work!

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NOW ICE HIM OUT!

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This is gonna hurt!

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(Stomach rumbles, farts)

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(Gas hisses, all coughing)

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- Sorry, Flakey.

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Revenge might be a dish
best served cold?

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But you're about to get
hot under the collar.

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- Whaaat?

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All: (Attack yell)

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(Bites)
- He tastes like pain.

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- (Grunts)
- (Sizzling)

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- (Explosion)

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- I've always wanted
to do that.

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(Nervous laugh)
- Okayyyy soooo uh...

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I think you kids learned
your lesson.

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I-I'll see myself out....

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Chef: (Angry growl)

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Oh, but you have to stay for...

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DESSERT!

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- Really? Is that
the best you've got?

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- COOOOOOKKKKIIIEEEEE!

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(Zapping sounds)

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- (Gasps) Wha-OOP! Mmmf!
(Rumbling)

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- Yummm!!!
- Ahhhhh!

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(Flakey splats)
All: (Cheering) YAY!

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- You may have won this round,

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but I'll be back again
next winter!

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And the one after that!

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And some day soon,

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another insecure teacher
will bring me to life!

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You'll see!

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- Hmm. He makes a good point.

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Maybe we shouldn't completely
destroy him after all?

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- Fine by me.

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I know just the place
for ol' Flakey here.

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(Dripping)
- Oh, right.

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I guess it IS kinda warm
in here.

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Oh well.

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All: (Laugh)

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪