1 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:20,021 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:28,029 SNACK EMERGENCY! Everyone eat up! 3 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:30,323 We got Eggs! We got Walnuts! 4 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:32,492 We got Omega 3's, 4's and 19's! 5 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:34,452 And we got KAAALE! 6 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,871 - Kaaale?! (Gulp, spits) 7 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:37,997 (Chocking) 8 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,875 MMPH! Oooooh! It burns. IT BURNS! 9 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,210 - It's brain food! 10 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:43,586 We gotta smarten you kids up, pronto! 11 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:46,881 Chef! These walnuts still have the shells on them! 12 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,674 - They do? 13 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:49,842 (Crunch, shattering, gulps) 14 00:00:49,926 --> 00:00:53,012 Tastes good to me! - What is going on?! 15 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:54,680 - Don't be alarmed. 16 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:57,266 But the school board is coming to perform mandatory testing 17 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:59,227 that no one is prepared for. 18 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:00,812 TODAY! 19 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,522 - Testing? Today?! 20 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:05,024 But why didn't anyone tell me? 21 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,068 - I got an email about it a few months ago, 22 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:09,403 but I completely forgot until I saw it on the news! 23 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,365 - World-wide school testing begins today. 24 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:15,701 So remember, if your kids fail, blame the teacher. 25 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:17,912 ♪ Tam ta da! ♪ 26 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,330 (Screams) 27 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,084 - You kids gotta pass the tests. I need this job! 28 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,545 - Yeah, but if we fail, nothing will happen to us! 29 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,713 - Wrong. The kids who don't pass the test 30 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:29,549 get sent to work at... 31 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:31,551 the cheese factory. 32 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:34,220 - OOoh. I love cheese! 33 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,972 - Ha! You won't for long. 34 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:38,474 Every shift is 28 hours long 35 00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:40,268 and there are no days off. 36 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:42,103 There's cheese everywhere, 37 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,771 But you're not allowed to eat any! 38 00:01:43,855 --> 00:01:47,108 If you try, you'll get ZAPPED by lasers 39 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,151 until you..... EXPLODE! 40 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:51,070 - (All gasp) 41 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:52,780 - You guys aren't seriously believing 42 00:01:52,864 --> 00:01:54,490 Harold's fake story about-- 43 00:01:54,574 --> 00:01:56,450 - We need to start studying now! 44 00:01:56,534 --> 00:01:58,286 - OR we can just order THIS! 45 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:01,205 BEHOLD! The BRAIN STRAIN 3000! 46 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:03,416 It makes you the smartest person in the room. 47 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,418 It says so right in the ad! 48 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,086 (Classical music plays) (Soft slurp) 49 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:10,590 I could say with some authority, that's true. 50 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:12,174 (Thud) Ahh! 51 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:13,676 - (Groans) 52 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:16,804 - That's cheating! Only studying can make you smart. 53 00:02:16,888 --> 00:02:18,764 Chef, what's going to be on the test? 54 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:21,350 - No clue! Math! History! Emotions! 55 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:23,186 Flavor profiles! Who knows? 56 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:24,812 It was all in the email, 57 00:02:24,896 --> 00:02:27,565 but then there was a terrible administrative error. 58 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:30,359 ♪ Chef and jelly donut time! ♪ 59 00:02:30,443 --> 00:02:32,445 ♪ Chef and jelly donut time! ♪ 60 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:33,946 (Splat, computer fizzles) 61 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:35,948 (Explosion) Whoa! 62 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:38,034 What is in this donut?! 63 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:41,537 - You don't even know what's going to be on the test?! 64 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:44,832 - Uh oh. Her eye's twitching. 65 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:46,834 - Yep. Storm's a comin'. 66 00:02:46,918 --> 00:02:48,878 - No. I'm okay. It's okay. 67 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,463 That's okay. We're okay. 68 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:52,548 We don't know what's on the test. No problem. 69 00:02:52,632 --> 00:02:54,550 We'll just have to study... 70 00:02:54,634 --> 00:02:56,302 everything! 71 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,137 (Screams) 72 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,639 ♪ Ta ta! ♪ 73 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:02,266 - Okay. Start with the easy stuff. 74 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:05,978 Computer voice: Spell antidisestablishmentarianism. 75 00:03:06,062 --> 00:03:08,648 - A-N-T-I-D-EEEEE!! 76 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,316 (Chain saw buzzes) 77 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,527 Ugh! I'm trying to study! 78 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,821 Do you have to do that right now? 79 00:03:15,905 --> 00:03:17,990 - Well, ice melts, Courtney, so... 80 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:19,367 yeah. 81 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:20,910 (Chain saws buzz loudly) 82 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:24,038 - I don't need to study anyway. 83 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,873 I'm brilliant. Watch: 84 00:03:25,957 --> 00:03:27,875 12 X 83 is.... 85 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,170 I-I DON'T KNOW! 86 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,172 (Slapping) FIND A! WAY TO! 87 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,216 PASS THIS TEST! 88 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:39,720 (Owen whistling, ball thuds) 89 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:44,016 (Thud) - ARGGGGGH! 90 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,518 - Sorry. 91 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,520 - Why isn't anyone taking this seriously?! 92 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:50,189 - Well... we can't study everything. 93 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,566 So we decided to study nothing. 94 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:54,527 - (Yawns) Wake me up when it's time 95 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:56,237 to go to the cheese factory. 96 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,863 But if we study we could-- 97 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,448 (Duncan laughs) 98 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:00,908 - You're not even going to try? 99 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:02,410 - Nope. 100 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:04,036 (Bat cracks, glass shatters) 101 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,706 - (Moans) Where are you going? 102 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:09,000 - I'm all packed up for the cheese factory. 103 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:13,212 - Goodbye toy box. (kiss) 104 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:16,007 Goodbye spinny globe planet. (kiss) 105 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,217 - I'm gonna miss that globe. 106 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,594 I wiped all my boogers on it. 107 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,639 - I have my whole life mapped out. 108 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:27,101 University. Double PHD in math slash horseback riding. 109 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,562 A summerhouse in Malibu. 110 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,313 I can't just give up; 111 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,566 I have to pass this test! 112 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:37,528 I guess Harold's silly idea isn't so bad after all. 113 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,698 The Brain Strain 3000 You're my last hope. 114 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:42,783 (Phone ringing) 115 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:45,911 I could feel you judging me. Stop it. 116 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:47,747 (Engine roars, tires screech) 117 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,582 (Glass shatters) AAAH! 118 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:52,126 This better be worth the 99 cents! 119 00:04:53,753 --> 00:04:57,381 (reads) "Place on head before activating Brain Strain 3000." 120 00:04:58,591 --> 00:05:00,509 Okay... here we go! 121 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:04,680 (Beep) Whoa. (Zapping) Whoooa-a-a-a. 122 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:07,600 (Whooshing) 123 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,353 That's funny. I don't feel any smarter. 124 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:13,355 But I was pretty smart already. 125 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,900 Hmm. Better test myself! 126 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,111 3.5 Seconds? 127 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:21,280 That's the same time I always get. 128 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,491 Urgh, I just got ripped off! 129 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,620 That dumb BRAIN HAT didn't work! 130 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:30,623 - Huh? Sorry I was watching my new favorite show. 131 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,541 It's called "Blank Square" 132 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,794 and it. Is. Awesome. 133 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:36,879 - The tablet's not on. 134 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,464 - Hey, I was watching that! 135 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,382 (Relieved sigh) So good... 136 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:42,676 - Okay... weird. 137 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,013 - Oh hey, Courtney! 138 00:05:46,097 --> 00:05:48,265 I finally found the perfect place to tunnel! 139 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:49,975 (Crash) 140 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:52,228 (inside cabinet) Woohoo! I'm free! 141 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:53,979 - Umm. Actually... 142 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:55,815 - Check out my Lumpy dog! 143 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,817 I found it at the animal library. 144 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,319 - You stole a camel from the zoo?! 145 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,114 - Haha! Camels aren't a real thing! 146 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,825 (Knocking) - My tunnel has a door?! 147 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,493 COOOOOOL! 148 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,203 - Something weird is going on. 149 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,830 I better tell Chef! 150 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,082 Chef! Something strange is goi-- 151 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:14,458 - ZIP-TA-BABA!!! 152 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,378 Look I built a little track to race cars on. 153 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,421 Wait here! (Giggling) 154 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,006 (Engine starts, tires screech) 155 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,508 (Crash) - Ahhhhh! 156 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,885 - Winner Winner chicken for supper! 157 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,638 - What happened to everyone?! 158 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,890 - Don't know, but if there's a grade worse than F, 159 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:31,600 that's what they'll get. 160 00:06:31,684 --> 00:06:34,562 - Gwen? You seem normal. I mean, for you. 161 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:36,313 - All I know is I was in my egg chair 162 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,023 and there were a weird sound 163 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:40,234 and now Owen thinks the garbage is Santa Claus. 164 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,945 - Santa, your breath smells kinda funny! 165 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:45,406 - Weird sound? 166 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,449 (Gasp) Oh no... 167 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,870 it must have something to do with this thing! 168 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:52,538 - We should call the help line. 169 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,331 Number's on the back of the box. 170 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:56,208 (Buttons beeps, line rings) 171 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:57,918 - Brain Strain 3000 help line! 172 00:06:58,002 --> 00:06:59,712 - Hi! I used your product and-- 173 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,547 - Has anyone poured chocolate sauce on their head 174 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,549 and declared themselves a dessert yet? 175 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,926 - I'M A SUNDAE! (Giggling) 176 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,803 - Does butterscotch count? - Yes! 177 00:07:07,887 --> 00:07:09,722 It is definitely working. 178 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,056 Thank you for purchasing the-- 179 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,100 - But it didn't make ME smarter. 180 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:14,727 It just made everyone else, well... 181 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:17,062 less smart than they already were. 182 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:18,480 - That's how it works! 183 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:19,732 There's no hat that can make people smarter. 184 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,442 This isn't the future. 185 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,736 But you are now the smartest person in that room. 186 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,613 - How do we reverse it? 187 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:27,239 - Yeah. We haven't figured that out yet. 188 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:29,408 But our best scientists are working on it! 189 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,452 (Sniffs, splash) 190 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,412 (Glass shatters, button clicks) 191 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,664 I gotta go! If you figure out how to reverse it 192 00:07:35,748 --> 00:07:36,916 please call us back! 193 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:38,792 - This is really bad. 194 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:41,337 Owen: WOOOOOHOOOOOOO! (Pins clatter) 195 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:42,755 (Laughing) 196 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,465 (Landing thud) 197 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:47,092 - A boot is just a cereal bowl you wear on your feet! 198 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,803 - They're ALL going to fail the test! 199 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:50,930 Because of me! 200 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,766 - Glad it's not my fault. 201 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,851 I'd feel awful. Guilty. 202 00:07:55,935 --> 00:07:58,103 Mortified. Ashamed. 203 00:07:58,187 --> 00:07:59,605 - OKAY. OKAY. 204 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,107 (Gasp) What if we teach them?! Come on, Gwen! 205 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,776 We can do this! - Whoa! 206 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:06,445 (Blows whistle) Class is in session! 207 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:12,534 ♪♪♪ 208 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,036 (Both gasp) 209 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,704 - Ahhhhhhh! 210 00:08:15,788 --> 00:08:16,956 (Screaming) 211 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:18,958 - (Gasps) - (Groans) 212 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,962 (Giggling, crash) 213 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:25,464 Ha ha! All: Yay! (Cheering) 214 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:26,966 - GRRRR! 215 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,635 (Gasps) - (Giggling) 216 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,762 (Splat, giggling) 217 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,889 (Splat, giggling) 218 00:08:33,973 --> 00:08:35,724 - (Gasp) - (Groans) 219 00:08:35,808 --> 00:08:37,184 (Doorbell rings) 220 00:08:37,268 --> 00:08:39,395 - Oh no... the school tester is here 221 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,188 and no one learned anything. 222 00:08:41,272 --> 00:08:42,982 I'm going to try and fake it, 223 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:44,817 but in case I have to use my plan B 224 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,485 you should get into your egg chair! 225 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,987 You'll be safe there. 226 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,656 The class is just out here. 227 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,366 Right this way. 228 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,451 All: (Giggling) 229 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:58,163 - Would you believe they're just, um, learning... 230 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:01,125 about... mud-camel displacement? 231 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,669 - Are you kidding me? 232 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,713 I am gonna fail every one of you so hard 233 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,507 it'll make your-- - You've left me no choice! 234 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,343 (Button beeps) 235 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:13,345 (Whooshing) 236 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,556 - WOOOHOOOOOO! 237 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,850 (Splash, giggling) 238 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:19,810 (Splashing, giggling) 239 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:23,564 - Did your plan work? - Yup! 240 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:26,984 No tester means no tests. BOOM. 241 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,361 Another problem solved by Courtney! 242 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:31,030 - This just in. 243 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:34,241 People all around the world are acting a little... kooky. 244 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:36,368 PICTURES! 245 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:38,162 Now let's surf! 246 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,081 (Thuds) 247 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:43,584 How do you fit all the people inhere? 248 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,378 So smalllllll. (Static) 249 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:49,548 - Howwww? - You used it outside, 250 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:52,718 so now we're the two smartest people left on earth. 251 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,179 - I can't. I can't... 252 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,389 - WHOA! Wait. What are you doing? 253 00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:59,224 - Do you really want to spend the rest of your life, 254 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,728 just you and me, taking care of all of them?! 255 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,105 (Splashing, giggling) 256 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:07,107 - I hate it when you're right. 257 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:10,069 - Don't worry. You and I will never be right again. 258 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,737 (Beep) 259 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,448 (Whooshing) (Zaps) 260 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:17,242 (Splat) - Yeehawww! 261 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,661 (Splashing) (All giggling) 262 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:22,539 ♪♪♪ 263 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:38,764 ♪♪♪ 264 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:43,560 ♪♪♪