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♪♪♪

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Big Beth announcement!

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I'M GETTING A BABY BROTHER!
WOOOOO!

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(Clanging, laughing)

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Woo-hoo-hoo!

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Wait. Why don't I hear
any celebrating?

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- She must still think
this is a good thing.

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- (Sighs) Poor sap.

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- Um, Beth?

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Do you have any idea
what having a baby sibling

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is really like?
- Sure I do!

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It's great, right?
Courtney: Here.

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- What's this?
- It's a sympathy card.

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- (reads) "Sorry you've been
replaced?"

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- Don't you see?
You're getting swapped out

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for the latest model. I mean...
think about it.

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- Hmmmm...

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Announcer: Meet the all new...
Baby 4000 GT.

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Featuring the sweetest
button nose

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and... doze adowable,
chubby widdle awms.

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An upgraded deluxe giggle
also comes standard.

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- (Small, cute giggle)

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Announcer: Parents,
forget the other kids;

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you'll get it right
with this one.

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New Babies. Better than you.
Period.

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- So, you getting the picture?

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- Haha. Hilarious.

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You guys do great jokes,

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but I think I'll ask an adult.

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Whoa. Whoa. Chef.

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I just asked if what
they said was true.

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You don't have to make a big
production out of it.

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(Lights click off)

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♪ Life is easy
for an only child ♪

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♪ It's all peaches
and creeeeam ♪

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♪ But now you'll have a brand
new baby sibling ♪

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♪ To trample on
your dreeeeeeams ♪

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♪ IIIIIIIt's the worst!

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♪ It's the worst when you're
the one who is born first ♪

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♪ What can you do
'cuz number two ♪

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♪ Takes all the attention
away from yooou ♪

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♪ Keep an eye
on your cookie ♪

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♪ Half of them go
to the rookie ♪

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- Hey!

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♪ You'll put on a fancy show

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♪ Just as good as any pros

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♪ But all the oohs and ohs

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♪ Are for the bubbles
that he blows ♪

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(BUBBLY GURGLE)
All: Awwww.

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♪ Throoooow aaaaaa fit,
throw a hissy ♪

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♪ When your mom has
bro or sissy ♪

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♪ You'll get so mad that
you'll just want to buuuurst ♪

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♪ When you're first,
it's the worst ♪

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♪ It's the worst
to be first ♪

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♪ It's the worst,
when you're first ♪

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♪ When you're fiiiiirst!

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(Firework pop)

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All: (Panting)
- Phew!

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- Wait. So no one has
anything nice to say

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about becoming a big sister?

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- Well really, there is--

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- Whoa. Look at the clock!

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That musical number took
all day.

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- It's pick up time.

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- WHAT? NO!

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Oh, no. I'm not gonna become
some second class citizen

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in my own home.

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I'm outta here!

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Chef, car keys!

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- You got it, Beth!
(Key jingle)

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Wait, why do you need my--

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(Engine revs)
Ahhh! MY CAR!

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- I think you have a bigger
problem than your car.

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Beth's mom is here.
(Tires screech)

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- (Panicked gasp)
I gotta find Beth!

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But who's gonna keep her mom
busy?

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Owen, Noah: Leave it to us,
Chef.

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- Hmm. I'm not sure where you
came from, sir,

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but you DO seem to be tall
enough for the job.

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You're hired!

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But how am I gonna track down
Beth without my car?

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- Don't worry, Chef;
I got you covered.

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Remember what I got
for my birthday?

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(Engine hums)

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- Hold on! Is that my bumper?

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And my muffler?

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C'MON BETH!
KEEP IT ON THE ROAD!

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HUH? Where did that come from?

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♪♪♪

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- Ugh. Chef's car is a total
lemon.

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(Sighs) Good ol' zoo.

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You never let me down.

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- Welcome! You're in luck!

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It's little siblings
get in free day!

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- Oh, but I'm just a big sister.

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- Ew. 20 bucks.

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- (Annoyed) Agh!

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- So when's it my turn
to be the head?

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Beth's mom: Hello?!

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- Oops! Too late!

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- Hello? Beth?

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Hellooo?

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- Greetings Mrs. Beth's Mom.

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I am Chef's supply teacher

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because he is away with a...
a...

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butt... flu?

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- Uhh, okay?

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Well I'm looking for Beth.

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She's usually first out when
she knows dinner is rump roast.

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(Both whisper in unison) Rump!
(Giggle stifle)

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- Well, I can assure you that
Beth is safely here

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in the school...

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butttt we're conductoring
parent teacher interviews

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and... um, it's your turn!

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- (phone beeps) Oh!

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Well, I didn't receive an email
about this, but...

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shoot, I could use some
adult company.

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After all, I'm about to be
drowning in poopy diapers again

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any day now.

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Noah: Ewwww.

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- (Clears throat, coughs)

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What my tummy meant
to say is...

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eww wonderful?

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- Of course.
Beth loves the zoo.

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At least she's somewhere safe.

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(Monkey screeches)

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(Komodo hisses)

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- Or she's already lizard food.

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- HOLD ON, BETH!
CHEF'S A COMIN'!

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- Hello momma Baboon!

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I bet you treat all your kids
with respect, don't you?

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- (Begging cry)

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(Angry groan)

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- (Sighs)

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- Fun fact. The mama snakes
only have a first baby snake

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so that they can feed it
to newer,

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more important baby snakes.
- Huh?!

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- That can't be right!

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(CRYING)

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- Heh. Busted.

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I made that up to freak
people out.

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- (sighs) I guess being a big
sister really is

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the worst thing ever.

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(Bird squawk)

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Ooooh. No babies, huh?

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Well, looks like you're
my new mom and dad!

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(Warning music sting)

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- Yup. It's like a one kid
soccer team in here.

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Look!
(Kicking thud, whistle)

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- (Barf stifle)

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- And it's the strangest
thing...

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with this baby, chocolate makes
me wanna barf,

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but I can't get enough pickles
and melted ice cream! See?

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- Ewww! Pickles give me
terrible diarrhea.

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And so does melted ice cream.

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But I've never tried them
together.

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Noah: No-no-no-no!

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Oh, I hate this.

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- Bethhhhh!
BETHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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- Chef. Over here.

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- Beth! Get out of there
right now!

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- Forget it, humans!

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My new, giant turkey
family loves me

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and would never trade me in
for a new model!

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- Ha! Turkeys?
Those are cassowaries.

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They eat turkeys for breakfast.

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- Not true.

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- Heh. Got me again.

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But they are vicious predators.

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Check this out!

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(Whooshing)

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(Attack screech)
(Sharp slicing)

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(Splat)

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- Hm?

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- MMM.... WINNER WINNER
CHICKEN DINNER!

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(Screeches)

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(Licking, stomach gurgles)

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(HUGE FART,
Noah groans)

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- Well, how d'ya like that?
A tiny toot but no diarrhea.

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It's an ice cream miracle!
- (Fart)

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- Wait. That wasn't me.

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- Yeahhh. It was me.

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- (GROAN) Oh dear,
it's happening!

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Beth's baby brother
is on his way!

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Both: WHAAAA???

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- (Screams)
- (Screams)

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- (Screams)
- (Screams)

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(All screaming)

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- Gwen? Go find me eleven herbs
and spices,

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'cuz these birds are goin'
to fryer town.

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(WAR CRY)

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Okay. Time to take care
of business.

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- (Attack squawk)
- OOF!

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- (Gasps)
Mom, dad stop fighting!

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He's my teacher!

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Chef: Get back here you
overgrown feather duster!

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- Oh yeah. This is goin' viral
for sure.

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- (Gasp)

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(Fighting thuds)
- (Squawking)

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- That egg must be
for their morning omelette!

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(Fighting thuds)
- (Squawking)

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Phew! I saved the most
important meal of the day--

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(Cracking)
HUH?!

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Whoa! This isn't breakfast!

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It's another dumb baby.

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I'm still gonna be a big sister?

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Well, that's just great!

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(Egg cracks)

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♪♪♪

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Whoaaa...

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I guess you are kinda cute.

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Maybe being a big sister
isn't that bad.

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- It's not.

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You only got half of the story.
There's a good side

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to having little brothers
and sisters too.

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- There is? Like what?

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(Angry squawk)
- Help! Please help!

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- You can blame them
for bad stuff you did.

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You get the new clothes
and they get your old ones.

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And they look up to you

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like you're the coolest
person ever

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even if you're a total doofus.

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- Really?
- Really.

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- Losin' a lot of bodily fluids
here!

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- C'mon. Let's get you back
to school.

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It's way past pick up time

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and your mom's probably
freaking out.

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- I forgot! She's making rump
roast for dinner.

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- (Snickers)
- Bye li'l bro.

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- Hey! What about Chef?!
Come back!

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COME BAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa...

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(Engine roar, tires screech)

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- There you are.

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You need to go to Chef's
office, right now!

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Huh? Why? Wait.
What's that sound?

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(Baby crying)

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- Mom!

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- It's okay, sweetie.
Come meet your new brother.

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- That's him? You had the baby?
Here?

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- Where are Owen and Noah?

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- Is it over?

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- I think that broke my brain.

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Remind me not be a doctor
when I grow up.

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- Or a mommy!

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(Baby cries)

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- Hold him.
He's not gonna bite.

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- Hello baby bruv.

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I'm your big sister, Beth.

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- Um... what's happening?
(thundering)

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- Isn't it obvious?

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- No, I mean out there.

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(Hooves thunder, lion roars)

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- I knew it.
My brain is broken.

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- (Gasps) Where's Beth?

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AND THE BABY?!

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♪♪♪

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(Animals snort and screech)

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(Screeching, huffing)

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- Attention! Attention!
Big Beth announcement.

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I'M A BIG SISTER!

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- So... who you eatin' first?

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- (Shrugs) Ehhh.
- (Licks lips)

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♪ La la la la la

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪