1 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:20,021 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,318 Chef: Good news, kids! 3 00:00:25,401 --> 00:00:26,986 Duncan: You got fired?! 4 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,488 My haircut is finally in fashion? 5 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:30,448 - Bunnies have risen up and overthrown the government? 6 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:34,786 - What? No! I made... Jiggle Giggle! 7 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:35,995 - (Gasp) 8 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:38,831 Jiiiggglllle Giiiggglllle! 9 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:41,167 (Laughing) Wooo-hoo! 10 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,335 Oh yeah! 11 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:44,712 - Does Owen even like Jiggle Giggle? 12 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:46,297 Hmmm... 13 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,840 Owen: (Giggling) 14 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:49,842 JIIIGGLE GIIIIGGLE!!! 15 00:00:49,926 --> 00:00:51,302 (Eating sounds) 16 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,722 JIIIGGLE GIIIIGGLE! 17 00:00:54,806 --> 00:00:56,349 (Eating sounds) 18 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:58,226 (Squirts) 19 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,896 JIIIGGLE GIIIIGGLE!!! 20 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:05,191 - Oh... that was... a little scary actually-- 21 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,984 ♪ Add a teaspoon of jiggle ♪ 22 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,486 ♪ And a whole cup of giggle ♪ 23 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,154 ♪ It's the sugary treat ♪ 24 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,697 ♪ That makes us dance and wiggle! ♪ 25 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:13,032 YEAH! 26 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,368 - Jiggle Giggle tastes too... happy. 27 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:17,537 - What'd you say about Jiggle Giggle? 28 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,413 - Whoa. Easy. I said... 29 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:21,040 you can have mine. 30 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:24,168 - YES! I LOVE YOU, GWEN! - Ew. 31 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:27,004 - But it won't be ready 'til afternoon snack, 32 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:30,091 so let's all head over to the carpet for story time. 33 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:32,718 - WHAT? Afternoon snack!? 34 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:34,887 But that's not until... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 35 00:01:34,971 --> 00:01:37,265 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi... 36 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:39,183 THIS AFTERNOON! 37 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,477 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 38 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,981 - (reads) "And so, the third little guinea pig 39 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,816 built his house out of...?" 40 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,359 - Is it time for Jiggle Giggle yet? 41 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,778 - No Owen. It won't be for a while. 42 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:53,781 - Now, as I was saying, the third little guinea pig 43 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:55,241 built his house out of...? 44 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:56,576 - ♪ Add a teaspoon of jiggle ♪ 45 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:58,244 ♪ And a whole cup of giggle-- ♪ 46 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,496 - OWEN! - Right! Sorry! My bad. 47 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:03,082 - Come on, guys. Who knows what the third little guinea pig 48 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,209 used to build his house? - Hmmm. 49 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,420 - Jiggle Giggle? - Oh yeah! That's it. 50 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:10,590 - The third little guinea pig built his house out of bricks! 51 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:12,675 - Probably bricks of Jiggle Giggle. 52 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,136 - NO! No more Jiggle Giggle talk! 53 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:17,722 1:45 will be here soon enough. 54 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,599 Now everyone ZIP IT, 55 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:21,434 so we can find out what happens 56 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:23,436 to these stinking guinea pigs! 57 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,021 (Angry groans) 58 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,107 (Whimpering, trembles) 59 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,818 (Clock ticks) 60 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:35,323 - Come-onnnn one forty-five! 61 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:37,617 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 62 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:40,286 (Smashes) 63 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:43,873 There's gotta be a 1:45 button in here somewhere! 64 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:46,959 - Whoa, looks like Chef gets to buy anew clock! Lucky! 65 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:50,296 - Hey, maybe he can find one that makes timeouts go faster! 66 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,256 - Make time... go faster. 67 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,801 (Gasp) THAT'S IT! 68 00:02:55,885 --> 00:02:57,261 (Phone rings) 69 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,305 - Hello? - Max! 70 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,182 It's your cousin, Owen! 71 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:02,642 Can I borrow your time machine?! 72 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,101 - Of course. 73 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,979 I'm express-shipping my prototype as we speak. 74 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,315 But I do have one serious warning-- 75 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,524 (Doorbell rings) 76 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:12,610 - Oh! Time machine's here! gotta go! 77 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,071 Harold: Wow! According to the manual, 78 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:17,239 this thing flies, bends space-time, 79 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,492 and even has light up cup holders! 80 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:21,243 But we'll need to be super precise 81 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:23,037 inputting our coordinates. 82 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,748 - Harold, if video games have taught us anything, 83 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,000 it's that mashing buttons always gets you 84 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:30,086 where you need to go! 85 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,504 - NO! - STOP! 86 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,130 - YAY! 87 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:34,632 - This is fun! 88 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,384 (Electricity zaps) OW! 89 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:37,468 (Beeping) 90 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,220 (Electricity zaps) 91 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:40,554 - Oh no... 92 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:42,515 (Energy vibrates) 93 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,558 All: (SCREAMING) 94 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,772 - (Gasps) WE MADE IT! 95 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:52,191 I'M A COMIN', JIGGLE GIGGLE! 96 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,819 - Whoa, where are we? 97 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,946 - I think it's more, when are we? 98 00:03:57,989 --> 00:03:59,699 - (Gasp) We're in pioneer times! 99 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,826 Well, that explains why we're out of gas. 100 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,870 - So we get to play with the dinosaurs! 101 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,706 YAYYYY! 102 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,124 - Uh, right Izzy. 103 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,793 B-but seriously guys, we have to keep a low profile. 104 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,670 Anything we disturb in the past 105 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:16,090 could have major consequences in our timeline continuum. 106 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,758 Owen: (Smashing) JIGGGGLE GIGGGGLE! 107 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,220 Nope, not herrre... 108 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:24,056 Hey, Cody! Good to see ya, pal! 109 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:26,183 So, Chef serve the Jiggle Giggle yet? 110 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:27,852 - (Bleats) 111 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:32,023 - Uh, Owen, does Cody not seem a little different to you? 112 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:35,192 - I guess his breath smells a little better than usual? 113 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:36,569 Duncan: Greetings, brother! 114 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,237 Name is Dunkediah. 115 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,114 And that's Judediah and Bridgette-diah. 116 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,657 What be your purpose here? 117 00:04:41,741 --> 00:04:43,826 - Oh, we're just here for dessert. 118 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:45,578 - Well, then luck be your friend! 119 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,788 Today we're having apples! 120 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:50,041 - DON'T... mess with me, man. 121 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:52,084 We're here for the Jiggle Giggle! 122 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:53,544 - Jig-gle giggell? 123 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,254 Ne'er heard of it. 124 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,757 - Your button mashing sent us in to the distant past, Owen. 125 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,508 By my calculations, 126 00:04:59,592 --> 00:05:03,054 Jiggle Giggle won't even be invented for 73 years. 127 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,638 - I see. 128 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:06,098 (Fainting moan) 129 00:05:06,182 --> 00:05:08,684 Izzy: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, up, up! 130 00:05:08,768 --> 00:05:12,271 - Ugh, I just had the worst dream! 131 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,440 There was no Jiggle Giggle 132 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,442 and everything was old timey 133 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,903 and you were there and you were there and... 134 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,906 aw crud, it wasn't a dream. 135 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,324 - Sorry, Owen. 136 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,451 But at least Harold's out finding fuel to get us home. 137 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,745 - Okay. So in the meantime, 138 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,289 we just have to invent Jiggle Giggle! 139 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,625 - Right. Except we don't even know what's in it? 140 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,251 - Don't we? 141 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,170 (Rip sound) For emergencies, 142 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,755 I have the Jiggle Giggle ingredients 143 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,465 listed on my undies. 144 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:40,966 - (reads) "Glucose, fructose, sucrose, 145 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:43,177 maltose, gelatin, and red dye number 40." 146 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,346 - Wait. Red dye number 40? 147 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:46,931 That stuff's really dangerous. 148 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,307 - But it's so good! 149 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,101 - They use it to power rockets. 150 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,436 - Like I said, so good! 151 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,107 Wish me luck, fair Judediah. 152 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,318 My journey will be a long and grueling one. 153 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,195 If I fail to return... 154 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,405 don't let Izzy near my stuff. 155 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:06,325 NOW... to the general store! 156 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:07,910 (Bleats, crash) 157 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,663 - Welcome to ye olde general store! 158 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,706 - Wow! That was fast! 159 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:15,668 Next time, feel free to use our newest invention... 160 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,336 the door. 161 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,629 - Alright, then. 162 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,674 (Rip sound) I'll need glucose. - Yes. 163 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,342 - Fructose. - Good. 164 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:24,802 - Sucrose. - Uh huh. 165 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,470 - Maltose. - Right. 166 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,013 - Gelatin. - Yup. 167 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:29,974 - Aaaaand red dye number 40. 168 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:33,561 - Okay! We have none of that. And... 169 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,354 I'm pretty sure you're a witch. 170 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,898 - AHHHHH! - Demon, be gone! 171 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,986 - Thought you were a witch, huh? 172 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,320 - They thought I was one too! 173 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:44,822 No idea why. 174 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,699 (Video game sounds) 175 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:47,825 - She's a witch. - (Gasps) 176 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,827 - Yeah. It's a mystery. 177 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,413 Hey, let's see those ingredients again? 178 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,664 (Ripping sound) 179 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,207 This stuff's actually really common. 180 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:56,876 They probably just have different names for it 181 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,836 in the past. 182 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,172 - Ha! Why didn't you kids just tell me ya needed 183 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,174 'Melty Cow Bone Goo' 184 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,885 and 'Sweet Beet Squeezins' in the first place? 185 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,720 - So we've got everything we need? 186 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:09,221 - Not quite. 187 00:07:09,305 --> 00:07:11,724 Red dye number 40 is gonna be impossible to find. 188 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:13,601 - Nearly impossible. 189 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:17,062 Turns out the time machine runs on this stuff! 190 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:18,689 - Well, that's convenient. 191 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,150 - Yeah! And I managed to extract just enough 192 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:24,028 from a local deposit to get us back to our own time. 193 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,404 - Also convenient. 194 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,865 - But there isn't any more for a thousand miles. 195 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,576 - (Sighs) Who's writing this stuff? 196 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,328 - It's actually a really funny story. See-- 197 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:36,081 - WHOA! We don't have time for a flashback! 198 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:38,918 Wait, so you're telling me I have to choose 199 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:42,421 between getting home and getting Jiggle Giggle? 200 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,757 Hmm. That's a tricky one. 201 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,383 - Um... is it? 202 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:47,927 - It's our only way home, Owen! 203 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:50,221 Plus they use goats for everything here. 204 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,931 Goat tractors. Goat taxis. Even goat dentists! 205 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:54,892 And I am NOT getting flossed by a goat. 206 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,727 I mean... not again. 207 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,188 (Sighs) I guess you're right. 208 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,941 Psych! Jiggle Giggle for liiiife! 209 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,944 - We gotta catch him! - No chance. 210 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,154 He's powered by Jiggle Giggle fever now. 211 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,949 ♪ Add a teaspoon of jiggle ♪ 212 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:11,951 ♪ And a whole jar of giggle ♪ (Laughs) 213 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,869 - Quick, we need to make a substitute dessert 214 00:08:13,953 --> 00:08:16,538 and give it to Owen before he uses all the fuel! 215 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:19,250 - On it! It's got corn pone, 216 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,126 molasses, hard tack, 217 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:24,129 an o'course... leeches for a little zing. 218 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,801 - Well, it's definitely no Jiggle Giggle. 219 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,344 - Blah. Yeah. 220 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,388 It's more like Sloppy Ploppy. 221 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,475 - HEY! That Sloppy Ploppy is for Owen! 222 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,143 Go on now! GIT! 223 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:40,354 (Hard slap) - (Bleats) 224 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,524 - (Gasps) You just disrespected our Mayor! 225 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:45,985 - Your mayor is a goat? 226 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,820 Um, shouldn't that be a dinosaur's job? 227 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:50,489 - (Sighs) Fine. So what's our punishment? 228 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,826 Catapult. Great. 229 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,287 - Please stand for the Honorable Judge. 230 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,746 ♪ Ta ta ♪ 231 00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:59,665 - WHAT? You guys have the same stinking goat 232 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,001 as your Mayor and your Judge? 233 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,669 (Angry groans) 234 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,212 - (Bleats) - Huh? 235 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:08,090 (Bleating) 236 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:13,053 - Oh no! I can't let my friends get catapulted! 237 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:15,556 Oh, but I'll never get them in time. 238 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,809 Wait, I got time! 239 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,271 - The Judge says since you truly meant no harm 240 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,898 and clearly were unfamiliar with our ways 241 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,109 he has reached his verdict. 242 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:30,195 - GUUIIILLTTYYY!!! 243 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,197 All: WHAT? NO WAIT! 244 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,158 AHHHHHHHHH! 245 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,369 - Anybody wanna go back... to the present? 246 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:39,121 - Yes, please! - Yeahhhhhh! 247 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,540 (Energy vibrates) (Whoosh) 248 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:45,002 - It's time for your favorite dessert, everyone. 249 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,171 (Flash) WHAT'N TARNATION? 250 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,006 - We did it, you guys! 251 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,883 We're just in time for snack! 252 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,218 - Wait! Where'd you kids come from? 253 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,720 - Whoa whoa whoa. 254 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,056 That doesn't look like Jiggle Giggle! 255 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,557 - Huh, never heard of it. 256 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,559 This is everyone's favorite dessert... 257 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,728 Sloppy Ploppy! 258 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,772 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 259 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,649 - That's a shame. 260 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,068 But I guess we got off pretty lucky 261 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,028 if dessert is the only thing we messed up 262 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,863 on our time travels. 263 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,449 Chef: Okay! Who's ready to go outside for recess? 264 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,742 All: YAY! 265 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,369 (Loud crash) 266 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:19,953 (Tires screech) (Goats bleat) 267 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,705 ♪♪♪ 268 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:38,430 ♪♪♪ 269 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:43,477 ♪♪♪