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♪♪♪

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please turn to page ten
in your science books.

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(Wings flutter)

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(Book whooshes)
- HEY!

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(Dust plumes)
- (Coughing)

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Reading gives me pinkeye!

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- I'm hearing a lot
of complaining

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and not a lot of learning!

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- How old are these things?

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It says here the earth is flat?

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And there's a little chapter
on mermaids!

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- Did... did you just say
mermaids?!

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Reading time's over, kids!

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(Effort grunts)
(Dumpster thuds)

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(Missile whooshes)

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(Missile explodes)

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- That seemed a little...
extreme?

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- Yeah. What's Chef's problem
with mermaids?

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They're not even real.
- Excuse me?

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Mermaids are so real!
I should know.

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I've seen every mermaid movie

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and read every mermaid book.

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Also... I got this!

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Harold and Owen: Cool.

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- It's not gonna rub off
for five whole days.

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- Whatever. We don't believe
this kelp?

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Right, guys?

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- Tell us more, Leshawna!

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- Okay. I've tried everything
to become a mermaid queen!

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I sleep on a water bed.

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I eat nothing but shrimp.

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I even started kissing fish

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for some reverse Frog Prince
action.

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- Don't bother.

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I kissed this horse
at my Grandma's farm

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like 50 times and
I'm still not a centaur.

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- (Horse snorts)
- AGHH! (Crash)

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Maybe I should try kissing
the other end?

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- (Sad sigh)

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I guess you have
to be born a mermaid.

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- Well, I don't know
about that.

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What about Project Bluefin?

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(Huffs) You know.
There's a viral video

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that proves the existence
of mermaids?

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(Beeps on) A long time ago,
the Army fed their cadets

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bio-engineered fish sticks

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that turned them into
amazing mer-soldiers!

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The mer-soldiers were amazing
in the water,

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but they weren't so great
out of it.

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So the program was shut down

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and buried by the government.

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- Whoa! Is that Chef?

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- It's true.
I was a mer-soldier.

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But I swear I'm not hiding
anything else

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from my secret Army career.

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(Door creaks open)

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(Slams doors)
(Guilty chuckle)

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- You didn't think to mention
your video also proves

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that Chef was a military
mer-soldier?!

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- I don't do spoilers.

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- It says here,

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there's still two boxes
of fish sticks out there

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waiting to turn someone
into a mer-person.

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But how am I going to track
down those fish sticks?

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They could be anywhere!

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- (Sniffs, gasps)
Smell that?

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Somebody's having a barbecue...

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(Sniffing) in France.

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- Bingo.

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Hey Owen, I need your help
sniffing out

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some magic fish sticks.

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Then I'll be the most powerful
mermaid queen ever!

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(Water burbles)

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Naturally, I'll be showered
in jewels.

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And, with my aquatic army,

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I'll turn all the taps on,

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flood the planet,

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and turn it into a Water World.

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And as my trusted ally,

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you will be second in command

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and reap all the spoils
of my--

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- Whoa whoa whoa.

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You had me at fish sticks.

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- I can't believe the answer
to all my mermaid dreams

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was in the school freezer
the whole time!

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- No kidding.
Talk about convenient.

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- Okay, so the instructions say,

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it's super important
to only eat half a box.

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Any more can result in--

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(Munching sounds)

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- Mmm! Fishy.

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(POOF)

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- OWEN!

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- I feel bloated.

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- Well, here goes!

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(Munching sounds)

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♪♪♪

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(Energy whooshes)

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IT WORKED!

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Seashell Tiara,
Pearl earrings?

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(Squeals)
I'm fully accessorized!

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Chef: (Gasps) What have you
done, Leshawna?!

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- Don't you mean...
Queen Leshawna,

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majestic mermaid ruler
of the seven seas?

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- And is that Owen?!

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- (Long fart, whooshes)

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(Splats, burps)

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- Yup, definitely Owen.

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Did you eat all of my army
fish sticks?!

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- I was trying to.

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- Oh, I never should've
kept those things!

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- What's the big deal, Chef?!

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Being a mermaid is amazing!

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- No it's not!

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First, your flippers always
smell like fish.

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- (Giggles) Better than
how my feet used to smell.

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- And the scales are very
itchy!

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- Still worth it.

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- You don't understand!

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The longer you stay a mermaid,

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the harder it is to reverse
the side effects...

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like these!

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(Gills breathing)
- EWWWWW!

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Okay, those gills
are so gross... on you.

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But on me?
They'll look great!

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And anyway, I'm never going
back to being a human

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that hardly anybody worships.

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So step aside, two legs.

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(Effort grunt, landing thud)

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- Storming out is gonna look
a lot cooler

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when I'm in the ocean!

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(Conch shell sounds)

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(All gasp)

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- Leshawna! You're a mermaid
for real?!

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- You know it!

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- Can you sing pretty songs now?

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- ♪ I'm gonna be ♪

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♪ An undersea star ♪

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♪ I'm gonna be ♪

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♪ The queen of the ocean ♪

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- Ow!

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♪ Ditch all my friends ♪

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♪ Bid them au revoir ♪
- Ahh!

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♪ Cause I'm in line
for a big promotion ♪

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- Glorious!

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♪ That's right,
I'm going to be ♪

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♪ The scourge of the sea ♪

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♪ A mermaid for life ♪

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(Windows shattering)
- Ahhhh!

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- Did you see that?!
I literally blew them away.

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Mermaiding rules!

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- That's it! I'm calling...

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the army!

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- Oh no. The Army's just gonna
try to stop me

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from achieving my destiny.

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I've gotta get to the sea
as fast as I--

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WHOA! OOF!

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This could take a while.

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Army General: You've got this
Mr. President.

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Just pick the biggest missile
and hit send.

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(Alarm wails)

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(Phone rings)

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Holy smokin' mackerel!

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The lobsterline!?

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Sorry, Mr. President but
we have bigger fish to fry.

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You'll have to win this war
on your own!

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Hello?

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The Daycare again?!

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For a public school,
they sure call a lot.

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(Tires screech)

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(Door thuds)
What in Chuck E. Seas

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is going on in here?!

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- NOT THE ARMY! (Poof)

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- Wow. You're getting good
at that.

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I'm gonna call you Blowen.

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- Oh, thank goodness
you're here!

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If I lose another kid,

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I have to take a special class
on the weekends.

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- I'll stop her!

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She'll never reveal our fishy
secrets to the world!

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- NEVER!

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Eat juice box Army Man!
- WHOA!

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(Laser fires and whooshes)

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WHOA! OOF!

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- Sorry kids,
but I can't let you leave.

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- Oh really?

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Owen, do what you do best.

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- ON IT!

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(Grunts, farts)

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(Whooshes)

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(Laser fires)
- Oof!

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- Wow, that was amazing!

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- And stinky.

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- Guys! You gotta help me
get to the sea!

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Only then can I reach
my true destiny

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as a Mermaid Queen!

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We gotta hurry
or we'll miss high tide.

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- (Gasps for breath)
We're almost there.

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(Gasp) Oh No! Look!

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(Music sting)

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We'll never make it now.

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- Have a little faith!
I'm a Mermaid Queen!

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This is my destiny!

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Soldiers: HUT HUT HUT!

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- Private Harrison, get her!

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- Not my crown!

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You guys are chum!

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(Splat)
- AH! So slimy!

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- Cool!

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I wonder what other
sweet mermaid powers I got?!

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(Splat)
Soldiers: Ahhhhh!

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- You did it!

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Um, but where were you
keeping all that stuff?!

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- Don't worry 'bout it.

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Chef: Come on, Leshawna!

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Trust me! You don't wanna
do this.

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- YES! I DO!

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(Electricity crackles)
(Explosions)

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Nothing's gonna stop me
from reaching my destiny!

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- (Coughs) Agh!

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No! Stay back, Leshawna!

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I care about you too much to
see you throw your legs away!

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And I am NOT giving up
my Saturdays.

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- We'll never make it
to the water!

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We gotta find a bath tub STAT!

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- Uh, that won't work.

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It has to be the ocean!

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Or a magical shimmering
waterfall at the very least!

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Leshawna: Hey guys? GUYS?

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(Screaming)
Both: LESHAWNA!

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(Grunts)
- It's jammed!

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- Ooh, strawberry or raspberry?

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- Oh-no-oh-no-oh-no!

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- Ah!
- AHHHHHHHHHH!

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Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh...

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- She's gonna make it!

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(Hard landing thud)
OOF! AGH!

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(Painful wincing)

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- (Effort grunts)
- Leshawna wait!

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Are you sure this is
really what you want?

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Think of everything
you'll miss on land.

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Like ice cream.

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- And you know you'll miss
my sweet ninja moves!

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HI-YA!

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Owww!

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- Yeah, I'm good.

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Later two legs!
(Splash)

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- And just like that...
they never saw her again.

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- UGH! Why didn't you guys
tell me

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the ocean is so cold and gross.
Ew!

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What was I thinking?!

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Change me back! Change me back!
CHANGE ME BACK!

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(Zapping)

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Ha! I knew gills would
look great on me.

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(Breathing sounds)

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Army General: Well done,
Private Chef.

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At least that's one fish

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who didn't slip through our net!

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- What about the other half box
of fish sticks?

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- Don't worry.
They are perfectly safe

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in a high secure containment
unit.

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(Ominous music)

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♪♪♪

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(Button beeps,
door whirs open)

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- (Gasps) Beef Jerky?!

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My favourite!
(Munching sounds)

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(Energy zaps)

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪