♪♪♪
- WOOOHOOO! OOF! OW!
OW! (Thud)
- Owen! Don't you remember?
Sand shovels are for sand.
(Squirrel moans)
- But I like SQUIRREL-EOS.
- Careful, Courtney!
That spring horse is set to WILD BUCK!
- It is?
(Hard thuds, pained grunts) GAHH!
- How do these kids not learn from their mistakes?
It's like I'm living the same day over and over.
Talk about a nightmare.
(Hard thuds, pained grunts)
- (Angry roar)
- Whoa! What's goin' on, Courtney?
- First I spill my juice at breakfast.
Then I forget my lipgloss.
And now I can't even use the playground equipment right?
I'm sick of making childish mistakes like some sort of...
child!
- You're just in a slump (Licks)
like baseball players get.
But if you smack a few home runs, (Licks)
you'll break out. Trust me.
I'm reeeeally smart.
(Licks)
- Hmm... so you're saying...
I just need to do a few tasks perfectly
and that'll turn things around?
You know, that could actually work!
- Pfft. Slumps aren't even a real thing.
Your only mistake... Was admitting
you make mistakes at all!
- Oh, careful Leshawna.
I think you've over stuffed the blender.
- Nuh-uh. This is how I make Turkey Dinner milk shakes!
(Whirring)
(Splat)
MMMMMM. DELICIOUS.
You just gotta double down!
See, Queens don't make mistakes.
And anybody saying that you did
is just a hater anyways! Get it?
- I guess.
But I still think I'm going with Izzy's plan.
- You are?
Ha! In your face, Leshawna.
- What are you talking about?
I wanted her to pick your plan.
- What? But why-- Leshawna, wait!
- I really need to stay focused on perfection today.
So I ordered the most heavy duty, next level,
Day Planner I could find on the whole Internet.
Ugh. Where is that package?
(Drone whirs)
(Landing thud) Ah!
Whoa! Those new delivery drones have really good aim!
So cute!
I love it!
- Greetings, Courtney.
- Whoa! It can talk?
And float?
This is definitely the good stuff.
- Please detail any activities you would like to perform...
perfectly. - SWEET!
Okay, first I'll make a perfect painting.
And then, I'll drive a perfect lap in my toy car.
And then I'll build a perfect volcano
for my science project.
- Perrrrfecccct!
(Long maniacal laugh)
- Heh. Yeah. I hope so! (Small chuckle)
(Long maniacal laugh)
- Well, I'm not sure finger painting
should really be considered 'art',
but Chef does make a really great model.
- Wait, Cody, that's not how you--
You know what? Sure, that's fine too.
- I'm acceptable!
- Let's get perfect!
♪♪♪
Chef: Oh my goodness, Courtney,
(emotional) this is incredible.
I feel so... seen.
(Sniffs) It's perfect!
- Yes. Now on to my perfect lap!
(Car engine roars)
- C'mon Courtney, you got this.
Speed by Beth eating worms. - Ahhh.
- Maintain control
through Leshawna's Turkey Dinner shake puddle.
(Splat)
Now hold tight aaaaaaand--
(Tires screech) - AAAAAH!
OOF! - Nailed it!
Volcano, here I come!
- I'm a finish line!
- Okay. Okay. Carrrreful.
(Splash) (Rumbling)
- (Gasp) We're all doomed!
AHHHHHH!
(Thud) OOF! (Groans)
(Small fart) All: Ooooooh!
- Great job on the volcano, Courtney.
- Thanks, Leshawna!
- Man, you are on point today!
- Oh. It's good to be back.
And I owe it all to my--
Hey. Where'd it go?
Huh?
Hey! There you are!
Great day, huh?
Guess I'm back on my game
after finishing my whole list perfectly!
- I mean... I guess...
if that's really good enough for you.
- Well. Yeah?
I felt like I pretty much nailed everything.
Like, maybe it wasn't... perfect. Perfect.
- But isn't that what you wanted?
What you needed? Perfection?
- Sure, but--
- Because I have a way to be sure
you get everything... perfect.
And all you have to do is sign your name.
- Sure.
- Te-te-te. Not with that... - Whoa!
(Poof) - With this!
Courtney: That pen looks... kinda evil.
- Really? No, I uh,
I got it free in a box of Squirrel-eos...
(chuckles) just sign me.
- Okay.
- Perrrfecccct! - (Poof)
Chef: You know what? Sure, that's fine too.
- I'm acceptable!
- Just like before...
(Gasps) Did you make a time loop?
So I get infinite do-overs?
Like that awesome movie with the groundhog
that I only saw the start of?
YES! (Smooch)
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
- Yes. Enjoy your... "do-overs".
(Long maniacal laugh)
Chef: Hey! Whoever that is, keep it down!
This is art class!
Not... maniacal laugh... practice!
- Aaaaand done.
- Meh. - Are you serious?
I really thought that turned out perfect.
I'll make a perfect lap for sure this time...
...with the aid of Duncan's fireworks!
(Fireworks fire)
(Engine roars)
- Woo! Looks like that kid's drivin' a perfect lap!
(Beeping, cuffs clink) And breakin' the law.
(Approaching roar) - AAAAAAAH!
(Smash) OOF! - YES!
- That was good. But "perfect"?
- URGH!
- What happened?
(Siren wails) - HA!
Please step out of the car, sir.
- Oh no! The fuzz!
(Volcano whooshes, kids cheer) YAY!
- CAVITIES! We're all doomed!
(OOF) Ugh.
- It erupts candy?
Best volcano ever!
- Meh. - Still no?
- Uh-uh.
- (Raspberry) - Ugh!
(Engine roars)
(Tires screech)
- AHHHHH! OOF!
(Sad trombone) - WONH WONHHH.
(Beep, volcano erupts) All: (Cheering)
- (Snoring)
♪♪♪
- Eww.
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Tires screech, electricity zaps)
♪♪♪
(Tires screech) - AHHHHH!
- (Furious scream)
- (Woozy moan) - (Dinosaur snarls)
- Kitty?
(Loud rumbling, eruption) All: (Screaming)
- NAH! - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Paint perfectly. Paint perfectly...
- Ugh. Let me know when you're serious about perfection.
- NOOOOOO! I can't take it anymore!
Leshawna! You gotta help me!
My Day Planner is evil
and it trapped me into a magic time loop
where I have to be perfect. It's tortuuuuure!
- Some nasty book is telling you how to live your life?
Nuh-uh, not on Leshawna's watch.
It just so happens
that I'm an expert in dealing with haters.
Now take me to this book.
(Courtney clears her throat) - Back so soon?
Um... hey, who are you?
- Zip it! Is it true you've trapped my friend
in a magic loop until she lives up to some made-up,
rando measure that you decide?
- Uh, not exactly.
I was just teaching her a lesson.
I swear I would have let her go the moment she was perfect!
- Well, that's odd 'cuz Queens like me and Courtney
are born perfect!
So I'm not so sure what you were waiting for.
- Of course you're perfect.
So I guess you're free to go.
- Oh, it's too late for that. You're about to get taught.
- No wait! Please! Let's talk about this!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
- (Chuckles) Oh, she's good.
♪♪♪
(Splash)
(Splashing)
(Hitting thuds)
- No! Wait! Please! D-don't do this!
NOOOOOOOOOOO-- (Muffled screams)
GAAAAAHHHHH!
- The only lesson you need
is that you are good enough
and no one is allowed to tell you otherwise.
(Shrill scream) - (Gasps)
- (Landing thud) Oof!
OW.
And sometimes...
I guess it's okay to make mistakes.
- Oooh. Leshawna. You okay?
That was a nasty fall.
- What? She didn't "fall", Chef.
She meant to do that.
And if you don't think it was awesome?
Then you're just a hater!
Chef: (Crying)
Both: (Laughing)
- (Weeps) I try so hard to be a perfect teacher, (sniffs)
(Book thuds)
- Ugh. I believe I can help with that.
(Long maniacal laugh)
(Chomp, gulps) (Muffled screams)
- Gooooood kitty. - (Happy snarl)
(Chef screams)