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♪♪♪

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Owen: Hi, guys.
Whatchya doing?

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- Dude, we're washing
Chef's car!

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- Why bother?

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It'll just get destroyed
by the end of the episode.

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- Yup, but Chef said
if we cleaned his car

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he'd get us a pizza.

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- (Happy gasp)

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MOVE OVERRRR!

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(Whooshes)

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All: Whoa...

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(Running footsteps)
- Well, look at that!

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I've never seen my car
so clean! I'm proud of--

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- Talk's cheap!
Where's the pizza?!

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- I am a man of my word.

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- (Excited panting)

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Chef: You want it?
You want it?

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Owen want a pizza? FETCH!

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(Thud)

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- OW! Chef?!

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This pizza's frozen!

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- I promised pizza.

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I never said it would be hot.

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- Aw man,

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if only there was a way
to make cold things not cold.

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- Yeah, like a...

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Hottening reverso'fridgerator!

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- (Exasperated groan)

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"Oven".
It's called an oven.

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All we need to do
is "cook" the pizza.

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I'll put it in the oven.

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I'm the only one here
with a junior baker badge.

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Hey... it's just a drawing.

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How have I never noticed this?

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- No oven?

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Goodbye, cold cruel pizza!

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(Whooshing through air)

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- Flying kites is scary!

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- Relax buddy, I got ya.

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(Slices through)
- AHHHHHHH!

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- Meh. Totally not my fault.

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- Oh no, I forgot to cut
my sandwich in half.

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(Metallic clanks)

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(Collapsing thud)

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- (Sighs)
(Metallic slice)

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(Explosion, alarm wails)

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- And there goes Chef's car.

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- Hey, you called it.

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(Glass shatters)
- DUCK!

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(Crash)

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- It almost hit
the defibrillator!

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- The defribi-whatty?

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- It's the machine doctors use

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to shock your heart
back to life.

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(Charging whine)

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- Uh-oh... CLEAR!

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(Zaps!)

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- Far out!
It cooked the pizza!

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- It's beauuuutiful...

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(Energy zaps)
All: (Gasp)

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- You're alive?!
- I sure am!

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- You can talk?!
- Yep!

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I speak the official language
of whatever country

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this show is currently
airing in.

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I'm Pete. Pete Zah.
Nice to meet you.

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- Eh, to be honest, we should
have seen this coming.

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- How?

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- Yo, this is wicked.

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- Yeah. Let's eat him.

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- Ha! I like this guy!

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- (Awkward laugh)

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Excuse us for a moment, Pete.

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We'll be right back.

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Owen, Pete is alive.

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- Yeah, what're you thinkin',
dude?

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- I'm thinking we eat him.

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- What's Chef's rule
about things that talk?

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- Owen! That's a pull string
doll!

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Doll: Hello.
- (Sheepish giggle)

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- Owen! That's a parakeet!

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- (Opens mouth) Ahh.

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- (Thuds) Hello!

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- (Slurps)
- Owen! That's Cody!

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- Hello.

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- If it talks you can't eat it.
- Correct.

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Now let's go back and
be nice to our new guest.

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- So, Pete, how about we
show you around?

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- Sure! I guess I have time
for a taste of school life.

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- (Whimpers)

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I'm sure if I try really,
really, really hard,

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I can be friends
with a pizza.

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I just have to not think
about biting into his hot...

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delicious... cheesy face.

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It's all I can think about!

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♪♪♪

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- Ahhh...
- A-HEM!

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(Giggles)

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(Seagulls cry)

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- Shoo! Shoo! Go! Shoo!

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MMMM...

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- (Attack grunt)
- OW!

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- (Panting)
(Bouncing thuds)

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(Salivating, panting)

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Sorry.
(Air whooshes out)

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- Owen, I know that was hard.

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But I think you're doing
really well.

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- Way to eat your own
h'angries.

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- (Sighs) Thanks, guys.

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- Hey, gang! Today has been
a total slice!

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But now that we're done...

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who's ready to eat me?!

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- You want us to eat you?!

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- Dig in! Come on!

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There's plenty of me
to go around.

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- What is happening?!

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(Fainting moan)

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- Why would you want us
to eat you?

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- I'm a pizza.
It's my purpose in life.

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Every pizza has
a piping hot wish,

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an ooey-gooey dream
that they'll be enjoyed.

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And deliver a smile
to people's faces.

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- We should've seen this
coming.

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- You need to stop saying that.

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- This was my dad.

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Oh, he loved parties.

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He only went to one.

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Yep, he got eaten!

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My grandfather loved
traveling and music.

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He got eaten by hippies
on their way to Woodstock.

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Pretty rock 'n'roll
if you ask me.

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And here's my great
grandfather.

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He served his country...

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by being served to his country.

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I just hope some day
I get to fulfill my purpose

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the way they fulfilled theirs.

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- Guys, I think Pete is sayin'

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it's his destiny
to be grindage.

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- What Jude said. Let's eat!
- No!

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(Effort tugging sounds)

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- STOP!

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Pete only wants to be eaten
because that's all he knows.

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- Yeah, for the first time
ever, Courtney's right!

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- Thank yo--What?

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- Pete, let us show you what
else the world has to offer

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before you decide.

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- I'd rather be eaten
while I'm hot,

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but okay, show me what you got.

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- Pete there's soo-ooo much
to live for.

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Like watching TV!

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Woman: I never knew love
could feel like this.

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So real. So rich.

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So perfect.

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Until I tried Pizzuvius Pizza!

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So ooey-gooey-good
that eating it

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is the best thing you'll
ever d--(TV clicks off)

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- I've got an even better
thing to show you.

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- Welcome to the petting zoo.

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Due to budget cuts the only
animals we have are...

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rats.

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Filthy, sharp toothed,
cheese loving rats.

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- RUNNNNNNNN!
(Rats chitter)

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- This is a pie eating
contests,

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they're super fun because--
(Mic squeals)

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Announcer: Today's pie will
be... pizza!

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- (Gasps)
- We should go.

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- Y'see, Pete? There are so
many things to live for!

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Right?
- There sure are.

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And now that I've seen them...

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who wants to eat me?!
Owen: (Excited gasp)

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(Face-palm slap)

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- I think it's time we let
the circle of life spin.

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It's his purpose.

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- (Pants like a happy dog)

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- Wait! You keep saying
it's your purpose;

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what if we found you
a new purpose.

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- Welllll...

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- Pete, if you could be
anything, anything at all,

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what would it be?

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- Uh...I can think of three
things.

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Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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- Let's think outside
the pizza box.

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- You could be a stuntman!

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Give it a try!

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(Cannon booms)
- I'm too ooey-gooey!

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- You could be an astronaut.

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- (Toppings whoosh)

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- AHH! My toppings!

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- You could work here,
in the parmesan factory!

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(The conveyor belt whirs, splat)

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- This is your worst idea yet.

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- Thank you. You've really
given me some food for thought.

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Now how about I be food
for you!?

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- Tough but fair.
Let's eat!

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- No! We have to save Pete
from himself!

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- Whoa... where'd he go?

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(Doorbell rings)

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- That's weird.

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I don't remember ordering pizza.

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But I'd be a fool to turn
down free mystery food

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left on my porch!

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- EAT ME!
- Ahh! Talking pizza?!

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(Rat chitters)

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Okay. Let's do this!

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- STOOOOP! Sorry, Pete.

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But this is for your own good!

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- AAAAAAAH! It burns.
What is this?!

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- Pineapple! Now nobody
will ever eat you!

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- Pineapple? (Shudders)

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Forget that. (Door slams)

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- Please just eat me!

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- You're a talking pizza.
We can't.

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If the talking bothers you
I can...

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(Hushed) I can be more quiet!

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(Whispers) Eat me. Eat me.

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Eeeeeeat meeeee.

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- That's actually much worse.

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Jude: Dudes, this Pete guy
is totally harshing my mellow.

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- I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...

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maybe if we just had one slice
he'd snap out of it.

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- But the pineapple.
(Shudders)

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- I say we refreeze him.

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Let someone from the future
figure it out.

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- Sweet plan!
- Yes!

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- Okay, okay...

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we'll need some kind of
coldifying bizarro oven.

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- I'll put him in the freezer.
C'mon.

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- Ugh.

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Oh, I'll never get them
all off.

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And I'll never fulfill
my purpose in life.

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(Heavy sigh)

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- WHAAAT? Those kids didn't
even touch their pizza.

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Oh, I see why.

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Pineapple.
(Shudders)

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Meh... waste not, want not.

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AAAAAAAHHH...

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All: (SCREAM)

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- (Gulp) Ooey-gooey good!

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- YOU MONSTER!
He was our friend!

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- Really?

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Well... that'll teach you
to make friends

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with something so delicious.

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Even with pineapple,

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maybe the best pizza
I ever had!

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(All crying)

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- G'bye, Pete.

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I love zah,
but never loved a zah

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the way that I loved you.

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(Energy zaps)

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- Hey everybody!

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All: (GASP) Pete!

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- No ghosts in school.
Rules are rules.

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- Ah! Zip it, pineapple breath!

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- I wanna thank you kids for
showing this pizza a great day.

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And thank you,

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Chef for helping me achieve
my true purpose.

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I'm the happiest pizza
who's ever lived.

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And the only pizza
who's ever lived.

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I'll always be with you.
(Echoes)

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- Aww...
All: (Sigh)

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(Stomach gurgles)

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- Well... he's not gonna be
with me much longer!

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All: (Laughing)

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- What a craa-azy day.

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(Toilet flushes)

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Jude: In loving memory
of Pete Zah.

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪