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♪♪♪

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and because he won't stop
bugging me...

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I present The Great Haroldini!

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- This isn't a magic thing,
is it?

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(Poof)
Harold: (Coughing)

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- Is this part of it?

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- Man, what is in these smoke
bombs?

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(Poof)
(Coughing) GUH!

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- But Harold, I thought you
didn't believe in magic.

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Remember in season one
when Owen had that wand?

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- Save it for the message
boards, nerd.

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Okay, let's move this along.

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- (Coughs) Sorry.

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So! As you can see, I have
nothing up my sleeves

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or in my hat! Now...

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abracadabra! (Poof) Woop!

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(Cards rattle, birds chirp)

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Now, with this rabbit
I'm going to show you...

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Whoa! Wait! Too soon!
Come back!

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- This just got interesting.

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- No-no-no-no! No! Wait!
(Boxes thud)

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- Okay, show's over.
At least it was short.

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- What?! But I didn't get
to finish my act!

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- Fine, you can do one more
trick.

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Great! I just need a volunteer
from the audience...

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who wants to VANISH!

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- Chef! No!

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It was fine when Harold
was just doing

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his coughing routine.
But magic is EVIL!

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And I demand
you put a stop to it!

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- Oh come on, Beth.
How is magic evil?

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- Oh! So you want to hear my
big traumatic back story!

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- Wha? What? NO!
I just asked how--

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- Okay. The best way to tell
you is probably in flashback.

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ripple to...

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- Hello, little girl.

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Would you like to be my
assistant?

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- Would I?!
- Here kid...

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AAAAbra Kadabra!

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- Oh! It's magic!

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Huh?
(Punching thuds)

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Ahhh! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF!

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(Wheels rattle)

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(Clank)

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Phew, that wasn't too bad.

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(Fire crackles)

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- (Gasp) Waaaaaait!

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- But that's pretty bad...

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(Flames roar)

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OKAY THAT'S REALLY BAD!

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(Explosion)

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(Panicked screams, flames roar)

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Anyway, point is...
magic is EEEEEVIL!

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- Come on. Harold's magic
isn't evil.

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- Thanks, Gwen.
- But it should be.

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This is a mockery
of the dark arts.

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- (Sigh) Is anyone volunteering
for Harold's trick?

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Or are we done?

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'Cause I'm good either way.

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Duncan: Hey! Ooh ooh ooh!
I'll volunteer!

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- Uh, you're in timeout,
Duncan.

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But then again, I have always
wanted you to disappear.

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Enh. Go for it.

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- Okay, everyone!

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Hold onto your sippy cups
and prepare to be dazzled!

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Duncan, I have a confession.

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I can't do real magic.

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- Duhhhh.
So what's the bit?

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You say the magic words and
I open a latch to crawl out?

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- Wow! How'd you know?
- "Magic."

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- Kidius getius lostius!

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TA-DAAA!

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- (Gasps) It's a miracle!
(Claps)

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- Your magic ate Duncan!

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Bring him back!
Bring him back!

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- Relax, guys.
He's under the table.

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- No duh.
- (Sighs) Unfortunately.

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- Worst. Magic. Ever.

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- Table? (Nervous chuckle)
What table?

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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- This one here? See?

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All: (Gasp)

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- What?! Where did he go?!

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Is... is what you all must be
wondering.

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- Harold? Your magic is real?

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That's so... cool.

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I'm very confused.

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- Bring him back right now!

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- Nuh-uh! I said one more trick.

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Bringing Duncan back
counts as two.

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I'm afraid that'll have
to wait 'til later.

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Much... much later.

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- All this time my magic
was real?!

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Poor Duncan.
Don't worry, buddy!

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I'll bring you back somehow!

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- That dorkasaurus actually
thinks he's a real sorcerer?

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The only reason I volunteered
is 'cuz he set up that box

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on top of my new tunnel.

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I could use this chance
to ditch class.

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But if stay in hiding,

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I can prank all I want
and not get busted!

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Plus they will blame it
on magic! HA!

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It's a dream come true!

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- Now do you believe magic
is real?

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- I feel like there must be
a logical explanation.

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- Plus it was only Duncan.

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- Magicians are trouble.

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Think of all the evil stuff
they do!

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They make the sun vanish
at night!

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They make sandwiches turn
green!

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A sorcerer even trapped my mom
in this box!

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Just listen to her...

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Mom: (on the phone)
Stop calling me at work!

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- See? Trust me.
Harold must be stopped.

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- So? Whatchya conjurin'?

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Toil? Trouble?

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(Gasps) Toil AND trouble?!

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- No. I'm trying to bring
Duncan back.

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- Come on, Harold, buddy...
wave that wand for me!

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- Wait, I think I got it!

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Duncanicus Rebooticus!

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- One magic car coming up!

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(Engine roars, tires squeal)

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- (Sighs) No Duncan.

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(Engine roars,
terrified screams)

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(Car smashes)

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- Maybe not Duncan.
But you nailed it

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with that ghost car.
- (Screaming)

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- See? He waves that wand
and BOOM! Ghost car!

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Coincidence?!
- Probably.

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- Yeah. 100 percent.
- (Sigh)

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Cody: (Dizzy Groans)

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My bones are mushy now.

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- It's gotta be in here
somewhere!

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Not a hair loss spell, no.

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Not giant warts. Oh!

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Maybe this is it!

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Downloadium Dunconium!

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Nothing says witchcraft
like a horde of hangry birds.

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(Crows caw)
♪ Ta ta! ♪

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(Bread crumbs whoosh)

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- I got a new hat!

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(Screaming)

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- I can't believe I never did
a bread crumb bath before.

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So luxurious!

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- (Screaming)

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- They're pecking my will
to live!

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- Now do you believe me?!

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- Enh. Birds are weird.

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- Probably just climate change.
- (Exasperated sigh)

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- Their beaks went everywhere.

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Man: Here y'go.
One large car magnet.

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Just need a signature.

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And uh, you're sure
you're old enough, right?

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- What part of this mustache
do you not understand?

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- Enh. Fair enough.

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- I was silly to think
a cheap plastic wand

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could bring Duncan back.

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What I need is two cheap
plastic wands!

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(Cheering)
Raw-raw-runcan!

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Let's stop flunkin'!

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Listen to me shout
and give us back DUNCAN!

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(Toys rattling)
- Uhhh, what's going on?

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(Toys rumble, clunk)

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- Whoa! Ah? Oh!

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- HEY! WATCH IT!

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- I'm sure glad I have
this metal helmet.

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Safety firrrrst! (OOF!)

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(Pained grunt) OOF!

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- HAAAAAAROLLLLLLLLD!

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- I'm sorry!
Here, let me fix it.

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Reversium Switchbackio!

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All: (Screaming)

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- It's just...
it's just so beautiful.

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(Energy whooshes)

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(Loud roar)

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All: (Screaming)

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- At the risk of sounding
unscientific,

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Harold's magic must
be stopped!

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- I'm sorry we ever
doubted you.

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- Thank you.

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I have the rest of our lives
to tell you I told you so.

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But for now...
LET'S GET 'EM!

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Harold: (Screaming)
All: (WAR CRY)

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- I was happy just breaking
stuff.

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But watching Harold
take the fall? Amazing.

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I mean, it's not like they'll
actually hurt him, right?

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- As you can see,
the Juice Wizard 5000

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works by mulching the evil
magic outta stuff.

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I found it at a yard sale.

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- Okay. I stand corrected.

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So now I suppose it's up
to me to swoop in

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and rescue Harold just cuz
this is all my fault.

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(Sighs) Lame.

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(Beeps on, whirring)

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- But I'm not evil!
GWEN! HELLLP!

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- Oh. Sure.

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How about a nice zombie spell?

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Or maybe one that'll
turn Cody into a toad?

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- Great. Thanks.

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WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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- Lowering you in, of course.

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- Nothing says magic
like these smoke pellets!

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(Poof)
All: (Coughing) Oh no!

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- Duncan! You're alive!
- Duh.

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You didn't really think
you were magic, did you?

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I've just been hiding and
playin' pranks all day.

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- WHAT?! THAT... actually
makes a lot of sense.

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- Now get ready with some more
magic words!

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I gotta tie some fishing line
to your undies

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so it looks like you can fly.

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- Great idea! Wait--

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All: (Coughing)

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- (Grunting)
Um... Harol-dinicus

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uh... air... borneum?

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- (Gasp)
- He's flying!

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- (Painful groan)
- Very uncomfortably.

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- That's it!

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I'm gonna beat you like
an evil piñata!

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- Wait! Take me with you,
oh great Haroldini!

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- AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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- WHOA WHOA WHOA!

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- (Screams)
(Impact grunts)

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Beth: Duncan?!

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- You were here all this time?
But that means...

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(Sad sigh) I knew it
was too good to be true.

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(Sarcastic) Thanks a lot,
"Great" Haroldini.

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- Duncan, you're back?!

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(Sarcastic)
Oh goodie.

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Hold on... is that the Juice
Wizard 5000?

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(Gasps) Duncan, did you fake
your disappearance

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by hiding in a tunnel under
Harold's magic box

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and then spend the day
playing pranks

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that made it look like he was
a sorcerer

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so the girls tried to juice
the magic outta him?

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- Yes, Chef.

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- THAT'S IT!
Time outs for everybody!

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- You guys couldn't
just snap his wand

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like normal magic narcs.

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You just had to go full juicer.

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- How could I ever think those
spells were real.

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I mean,
it's so clearly made up.

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Dunc-us hoppus-poppus?
(Poof)

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- (Gasps) Beth, help!
Gwen's magic!

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It's real! GET HER!

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- Oh no. I'm not falling
for that one again.

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- Yeah, I deserve that.

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(Carrot crunches)

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♪ Ta ta ta ♪

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