1 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:20,021 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:27,236 - I know, right? 3 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,489 And you guys thought my shortcut through the sewers 4 00:00:29,572 --> 00:00:31,115 was a bad idea. 5 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,493 I can't wait to roll around on the carpet. 6 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:34,911 (Blows a whistle) 7 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,704 - That's far enough. 8 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:38,122 - (Gasps) 9 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,166 (Music sting) What happened to the carpet? 10 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,626 - I can answer that. 11 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,003 I contacted the school board and informed them 12 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:47,632 our disgusting old carpet was a serious health hazard. 13 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,759 Clean yourself up while I remind you 14 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:51,385 how gross it was with a flashback. 15 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:55,223 - This carpet is sooo much better than toilet paper. 16 00:00:57,099 --> 00:01:00,186 - Ugh. That half yogurt I found in the sandbox 17 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,730 is hitting different. 18 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:04,273 I gotta go to the bathroom! 19 00:01:04,357 --> 00:01:06,526 - Wait! The carpet is right here. 20 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:08,986 - Good point. (Vomits) 21 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:12,198 (Ominous music, slithering, objects rattle) 22 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:14,033 (Roars, chomps) 23 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:17,203 - Big deal. So it wasn't "clean", 24 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:20,206 and occasionally someone got eaten by the carpet creature. 25 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,833 - I lived inside him. 26 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:24,210 It was like having my own room... 27 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,045 that was trying to digest me. 28 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,297 - You hear that? He had his own room! 29 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:30,049 - This is not okay! 30 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:31,634 I want our old carpet! 31 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,554 I had months worth of boogers stored in that thing. 32 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:37,473 - (Grunts) And I had a butt groove worn into the fibres 33 00:01:37,557 --> 00:01:39,308 just how I like. 34 00:01:39,392 --> 00:01:41,435 - And I just enjoy being difficult. 35 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:43,104 - Now listen here, Dun-- 36 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,438 All: (Chanting) Bring back the car-pet! 37 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:47,233 Bring back the car-pet! Bring back the car-pet! 38 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,484 - Stop! 39 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:51,571 Cody, no more flossing! 40 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:53,739 Do you have any idea how dated that'll be 41 00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:56,158 when this airs on TV? 42 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:58,411 Now, the new carpet is already here. 43 00:01:58,494 --> 00:02:00,454 Getting the old one back sounds like work, 44 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:02,498 and I've already done too much work today. 45 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:04,292 - It's 8:30 in the morning. 46 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,544 - Courtney, you're in charge for the rest of the day. 47 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,713 Good luck! (Door slams) 48 00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:12,049 - Behold the new list of rules 49 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,677 that will keep our new carpet beautiful. 50 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,097 - Wait. You made rules? On purpose? 51 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,600 - If you are ON or NEAR the carpet, 52 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:22,894 there will be: No sharp objects. 53 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:24,520 - "WHA?" 54 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:26,856 - No glitter or crafting of any kind. 55 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,524 (Marble cracks) 56 00:02:28,608 --> 00:02:30,693 Courtney: No paint. No food. 57 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:31,986 - (Angry grunt) 58 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,112 Courtney: No animals. 59 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,239 (Roars) Cody: Sorry, Evan. 60 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,325 Courtney: No liquids. No solids. 61 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,368 - We are solids! 62 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:42,538 - And shoes are... forbidden! 63 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:44,999 - (Gasp) No shoes? 64 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,877 But my podiatrist said without my special insoles, 65 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,128 my spine will-- 66 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,130 - NO. SHOES. 67 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,465 - Awww... 68 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,550 - We are now a shoe-free Daycare. 69 00:02:54,634 --> 00:02:55,968 All: Awwwww! 70 00:02:56,052 --> 00:02:58,846 - Please place all your shoes into this barrel fire. 71 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:00,890 (Fire crackles, ghost moan) 72 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:04,644 - And what makes you think we're gonna obey your rules... 73 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:06,812 other than the fact that I just did. 74 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:10,316 - Chef put me in charge and I'll be watching. 75 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,362 Uh-UH-uh-HU-uh... 76 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:17,823 - (bones crack) Guys? Somebody call my podiatrist! 77 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,743 (Engine roars) 78 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,662 (Beep, whirring) 79 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,872 Ahhhh! 80 00:03:24,956 --> 00:03:26,332 (Pained moan) 81 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,668 ♪♪♪ 82 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:31,337 - Ah! Ughhhh! (Plungers whoosh) 83 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,838 - Awwwww. 84 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:35,299 ♪♪♪ 85 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:36,759 (Car rumbles) - Huuh? 86 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,386 (Thud) Oof! 87 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,013 - We've had enough of this, Courtney! 88 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:44,600 We've decided to spend all our time at school out side. 89 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:46,227 All: YEAH! 90 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,520 - Fine with me. 91 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:50,022 My rules apply to carpeted areas only. 92 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:52,024 (All cheering) 93 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:55,111 ♪ Ta ta taaaaaa! ♪ 94 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,612 (Chitters) 95 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:58,864 All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 96 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,616 - Yeah. I felt our outside surfaces 97 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,243 were also safety hazards. 98 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,328 The school board agreed so we fixed it. 99 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,122 - So what are we supposed to do now? 100 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,082 - I dunno, why don't you come back in 101 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,209 and shuffle around aimlessly for the rest of the day? 102 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,461 - This isn't over, Courtney! We're kids! 103 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:14,880 Kids with boundless imaginations! 104 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:17,091 We'll come up with something fun to do! 105 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:20,261 You won't see us "shuffling around aimlessly". 106 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:23,556 (Bored moaning) 107 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:26,684 - So much for our great imaginations. 108 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,561 - I blame children's television. 109 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,354 It robs kids of their creativity 110 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,231 and leaves them unmotivated. 111 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:35,901 - URGH! This new carpet's laaaaaame! 112 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:38,237 (Electricity fizzles) 113 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,740 - Yeah. Even your hair is bored stiff. 114 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:42,324 - That's not boredom, Duncan. 115 00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:44,660 It's static electricity. 116 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:47,371 - Hm? Static Electricity? What's that? 117 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:51,167 - Well, maybe this Ed-U-cat-A TRON will explain it. 118 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,085 (Beeps on, reel rattles) 119 00:04:53,169 --> 00:04:55,212 - Well, hi there, kids! Name's Sparky! 120 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:57,173 And I'm here to sing a song to you 121 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,425 about static electricity. 122 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,427 ♪ I'm an electron you see ♪ 123 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,054 (Hard smash) - Yeahhhh! 124 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,097 - Smash it, Duncan! - Learning show bad! 125 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:07,933 - (Panting) Got it. 126 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:10,770 It can't hurt us (exhales) any more. 127 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:14,774 - O-kay, we don't really need to know 128 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,692 how static electricity works. 129 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:19,153 Just that it's super fun! See? 130 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,446 (Electricity crackling) 131 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:23,616 - AHH! The balloon is trying to eat me! 132 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:26,035 All: WHOAAAAAAA! 133 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:28,329 - You thinking what I'm thinking? 134 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,290 (Laughing, static crackles) 135 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,334 - What's going on in--? (Gasps) 136 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,795 (Kids laughing, electricity zapping) 137 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:38,798 - COURTNEY, HELP! Call the Balloon Police! 138 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,382 (Grunts) 139 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:41,634 (Static crackling) (Giggles) 140 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:44,178 - STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP ITTTTTTTT! 141 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,555 - Sorry, Courtney. But none of your precious rules 142 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:48,933 forbid us from having fun with static. 143 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:52,144 - And since your rules are already framed, 144 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:55,189 it's physically impossible to change them! 145 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:58,317 - HA HA. In. Your. Face. 146 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,861 (Electricity fizzles) - Ouch! 147 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:02,404 (Gasp of amazement) 148 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:04,824 - What. Was. THAT?! 149 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:07,159 - Izzy! Can you do that again?! 150 00:06:07,243 --> 00:06:09,161 Try it on me! Try it on me! 151 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:10,996 (Zapping) (Delighted giggles) 152 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,582 (Electricity fizzles) 153 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:15,501 (Zapping) 154 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,961 (Delighted giggles) 155 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,213 - I'm gonna get you for that one! 156 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,507 - No! Enough! Stop it! 157 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,218 The new carpet is not a toy! 158 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:28,097 - Hey! If dragging your feet makes small shocks... 159 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,349 let's see what this does! 160 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,726 (Electricity fizzles) 161 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:34,353 (BIG ZAPS) 162 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,772 Cody: Aahhhh! (Crash, giggles) 163 00:06:36,856 --> 00:06:39,108 - Careful, Izzy, you're going too fast! 164 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:40,359 (Electricity fizzles) - (Laughs) 165 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,111 - Okay, that was really weird. 166 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:44,780 - WOOOOHOOOOO!! (Electricity fizzles) 167 00:06:44,864 --> 00:06:46,365 (Whooshes) 168 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,409 (Electricity fizzles) - (Evil chuckle) 169 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:50,369 - Oh shhhhock. 170 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,246 - HADUNCAN! 171 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,914 (ZAPPING) - (Screams) OOF! 172 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:56,625 That's it! 173 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:58,919 If you guys won't let me make this place cleaner 174 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:01,380 and safer then I'm telling Chef! 175 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,340 (Tuba music playing) 176 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:06,594 - CHEF! - (Screams) Oof! 177 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,888 You've gotta do something! 178 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,265 - (Sighs) What is it, Courtney? 179 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,975 - You gotta hear what those animals 180 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,060 are doing to our new carpet! 181 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:16,896 - Do I have a choice? 182 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:18,898 - Wow! What's this? 183 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,317 - The Moisture Punisher 9000, 184 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,612 the most powerful dehumidifier known to man. 185 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:27,406 It'll turn our static fun up to eleven! 186 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,200 (Loud whooshing) 187 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:31,076 (Panicked scream) 188 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,579 - (Whoosh) - I look old now! 189 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,080 (Big whoosh) 190 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,457 - (Giggles) 191 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,250 - But where does all the moisture go? 192 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:39,835 - It turns into a fine powder, 193 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:42,504 but if you want it back you just add water. 194 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:45,758 Let's see Courtney shut us down NOW! 195 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,427 I. HAVE. THE POWERRRRRRRR! 196 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,221 (Electricity fizzles) 197 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,932 - ...and he even yelled HADUNCAN! 198 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,808 Like that video game that came out 199 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:57,478 30 years before he was born! 200 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,271 - I don't know what to tell ya, Courtney. 201 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:01,649 This whole new carpet thing was your idea. 202 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,609 - BUT-but-but-but- 203 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,111 - Now run along. (Door slams) 204 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:09,281 (Sighs) That kid is such a total drama queen. 205 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:11,575 How bad can a little static really be? 206 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,535 (Electricity fizzles) (Laughing) 207 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,621 (Attack yell, slice) 208 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,123 - (Gasps) This is baaaaad. 209 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:19,375 (Tires screech) 210 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,961 Deep voice: THERE SHE IS! - (Screams) 211 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,172 - Hi Courtney! Do you like my mask? 212 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:27,633 It makes me sound like a man. 213 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,009 - What!?! 214 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:30,886 You're BREAKING THE RULES! 215 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:34,473 - You mean those rules? 216 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:37,476 (Chanting) NO MORE RULES! NO MORE RULES! 217 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,979 - NO! My precious list! 218 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,313 (Beep) 219 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:43,315 (Tires squeal, engine roars) 220 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:45,150 (Electricity fizzles) 221 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,111 - QUIT IT, YOU GUYS! 222 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,321 (Electricity zaps) 223 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:51,699 (Laughing manically) 224 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,492 - FISHHHH!! - Huh?! 225 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,035 All: (SCREAM) 226 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:58,747 (Landing thud, glass shatters) 227 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,500 (Thuds) 228 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,670 - Phew! My rules are safe! 229 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,505 (Electricity fizzles) 230 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,091 - Whoa, what's happening? 231 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,385 (Zapping) 232 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,804 (Poof) - NOOOOOOO! 233 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,225 All: (Cheering) Yeah! Woo-hoo! 234 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:20,019 - You guys are gonna be in so much trouble 235 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,521 when I tell the School Board about this! 236 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:25,649 (Chanting) NO MORE RULES! NO MORE RULES! 237 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,443 NO MORE RULES! (Static crackling) 238 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:30,070 - No. Chef said I was in charge! 239 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:32,531 YOU WILL OBEY ME! 240 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:34,700 - You brought this on yourself 241 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,036 by getting rid of the old carpet. 242 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:40,456 All: (Evil cackling) (Static crackling) 243 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,708 - WAAAAAIT! I can make it right! 244 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,001 I promise! 245 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:47,379 - Really? Awesome! 246 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:48,881 (Kids laughing) 247 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:52,551 - (Giggling) Muuuuuch better. 248 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,054 (Kissing sounds) 249 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:58,766 ♪♪♪ 250 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,976 - NO RULES, BABY! 251 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,603 (Creature roars) 252 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,730 - I... I just don't get it! 253 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,399 I was only trying to make things better! 254 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,443 - I hear ya, Courtney. 255 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,320 But when this school starts making sense? 256 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,238 That's when you really gotta worry. 257 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,115 - I know this looks like fun 258 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,575 but I'm actually quite scared! 259 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,369 (Snaps) Nooooo! 260 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,704 - (Sighs) Graduation cannot come soon enough. 261 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,414 Cody: HELLLLLLP! 262 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:37,763 ♪♪♪ 263 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:43,560 ♪♪♪