1 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:20,021 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:26,694 - Kiiiids! I have a surprise for you. 3 00:00:26,778 --> 00:00:28,988 Anyone wanna guess what it is? 4 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,990 - We're getting a nuclear submarine?! 5 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:33,451 - What?! No, Izzy, we are not getting-- 6 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,162 - It's all-you-can-eat cheese day? (Chomp) Mmm. 7 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,497 - Where'd you get that? 8 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,499 - The robots have turned against humanity?! 9 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:42,543 Prepare yourselves! All: (Scream) 10 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:45,421 - (Whistles) You're all wrong. 11 00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:47,340 It's Career Day. 12 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:49,300 All: (Groan) 13 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,887 - This is the Vocationator 3000. 14 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,014 It uses advanced interrogation techniques 15 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,225 to determine your value as a human being. 16 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,602 Doesn't that sound fun? 17 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,022 It'll tell you what you'll be when you grow up. 18 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:05,107 All: Wow! Neat. Whoa! Cool. - I'm gonna be a moose. 19 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:06,692 - Harold, you're up first. 20 00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:08,110 (Door whirs) 21 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:09,862 - You are on a plane. What time is it? 22 00:01:09,946 --> 00:01:11,989 - How would I know what time it--mmf! 23 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:14,033 - How many pickles fit inside a bear? 24 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,869 - Ahhhahaha! There are too many unknown factors 25 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:18,704 in that questi--OW! 26 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:21,290 - You find marmalade in your pants. 27 00:01:21,374 --> 00:01:23,543 Are sunglasses mandatory? 28 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:25,545 - (Spritz) - What does that even mean? 29 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,630 - (Poke) - Aiiieeee! 30 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:30,216 - (Whirs) - This actually feels nice. 31 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:31,884 - (Zapping) - Ahhh! YEEOOWWW! 32 00:01:31,968 --> 00:01:34,220 (Ding) (Door whirs open) 33 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,305 - I think my pancreas is broken. 34 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:38,391 - Oh, stop making up words! 35 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:40,601 C'mon now, everybody gets a turn. 36 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:43,729 (Ding) (Door whirs open) 37 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:45,481 - Oof! - (All groaning) 38 00:01:45,565 --> 00:01:47,900 - The pain is worth it, kids. 39 00:01:47,984 --> 00:01:51,237 The Vocationator has determined your future careers! 40 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,740 Leshawna, you're gonna be a Rocket Scientist. 41 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:57,076 Izzy... Army General. 42 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:58,911 - Wow, Izzy that is so amaz-- 43 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:00,913 - Mouth closed, eyes front, maggot! 44 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:04,750 - Harold, wow, interpretive dancer. 45 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,170 - Cody... - I'm gonna be a moose, right? 46 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:09,839 - Nope, according to this machine, 47 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,591 you're going to be President. 48 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:14,010 - On no. This glue is permanent. 49 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:16,721 (Shrugs) Moose president it is. 50 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,598 - Duncan... whoa! 51 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:20,600 You're going to be a brain surgeon! 52 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:22,268 - WHAT?! How?! 53 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,978 - (Laughing) 54 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:27,023 I switched career cards with Courtney. 55 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:29,901 I cannot wait to see her reaction. 56 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:32,987 - Courtney, you're going to be a parking lot attendant. 57 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,280 - (Stifled giggle) 58 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,032 - Ooohhhh... 59 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:38,910 that's... so won... der... ffff... 60 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:41,495 (Shrill scream, rumbling) 61 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:43,497 (Glass shatters, sofa thuds) 62 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,499 (Panicked heavy breathing) Are you sure? 63 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:48,794 I mean, there's nothing wrong with that job, 64 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:50,796 but ARE YOU SURE?! 65 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:54,467 The Vocationator is never wrong! 66 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,802 - What'd the machine say about my future, Chef? 67 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:59,555 - Weird, it says you're going to be..."nothing". 68 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:02,683 - Nothing? What does that mean? 69 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:05,144 - Well, not everyone's meant to be "something". 70 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,771 Think of it like a movie: 71 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,649 The lead character is on a plane hunting snakes when-- 72 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,359 - You can't bring snakes on a plane. 73 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,069 It's against the rules. 74 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:14,570 - You can fly with a dog, 75 00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:16,197 as long as it fits in your purse. 76 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,907 - That's why my mom has a big purse 77 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,825 and I have this dog costume. 78 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:21,869 We're going to Florida! (Cute bark) 79 00:03:21,953 --> 00:03:23,996 - My point, Owen, 80 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,248 is movies always have a star, 81 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:28,876 and then some nobodies doing nothing in the background. 82 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,545 - So I'll be a nobody doing nothing? 83 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:34,006 - Yeah. Isn't that something? 84 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:35,549 - It sure is! 85 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:38,386 - Okay, kids, go practice your future careers. 86 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:45,351 ♪♪♪ 87 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:51,524 ♪♪♪ 88 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:55,361 - I thought doing nothing would be exciting. 89 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,862 (Surprised) It's not. 90 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:59,031 - Well, if you don't want to be nothing when you grow up, 91 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:01,409 I guess you should try to be something. 92 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,703 What're you good at? - Ummm... 93 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:06,706 - Too bad there's no such thing as a professional farter. 94 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,207 (Laughs) 95 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,126 - Remember when he farted for half a day straight 96 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,877 and made spring come early? 97 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:14,005 - I melted three pairs of pants. 98 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,048 - Or that time you tooted the national anthem 99 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:18,217 of every European country? 100 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,053 - And weird, 'cause I'd never heard those anthems before. 101 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:24,890 - Stop! Farting is not a career, people. 102 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:26,976 - The parking lot attendant is right. 103 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,936 - Farting has no real value in life. 104 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,438 - Aww. 105 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:33,149 - Everyone! Come outside! Quick! 106 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:35,568 (Spaceship engine roars) 107 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:37,445 (Small ship whooshes) 108 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,405 - Chef? Is that a spaceship? 109 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,449 - How should I know? I'm just a teacher! 110 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:43,576 Leshawna, you're the future rocket scientist, 111 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:44,910 what is it?! 112 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:46,912 - It's a spaceship. 113 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,581 All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 114 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:51,292 (Ship whooshes) 115 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,960 (Energy hums) 116 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:55,921 (Alien music) 117 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:58,215 - Humans! I am Nostrildamus, 118 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:01,093 leader of the Sniffilids. 119 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:03,971 We are a superior species who travel the cosmos 120 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:07,183 deciding which life forms are useful to the universe 121 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,435 and which are useless. 122 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,103 Both: Smell the truth! 123 00:05:11,187 --> 00:05:12,813 - That sounds ominous. 124 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:14,607 - What if we don't meet your standards? 125 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:18,444 - We will baste your entire planet for 24 hours 126 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:21,655 in the moist secretions of our snoticles, 127 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:23,282 like so. 128 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,493 (Snorts, horks) 129 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:26,952 (Panicked cream) (Splats) 130 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:28,454 All: (Gasp) 131 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,122 - But it's only for 24 hours, right? 132 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,124 - Yes. 133 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:36,128 And then we will feed your species to our hamsters! 134 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:39,465 - Aww! Hamsters are adorable. 135 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,884 - Our hamsters look like this! 136 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,969 - Ahhh! All: (Scream) 137 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:45,971 Courtney: AHEM! 138 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:48,224 Sky Parking is not free, mister! 139 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:49,767 $15 covers you until 3:00 p.m., 140 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,144 and you have to leave your keys. 141 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:53,896 - Ugh... fine. 142 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:56,482 Total rip-off. 143 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,275 Now, miniature humans, 144 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,778 prove your species is worth saving. 145 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,322 - We're just kids! - Not my problem. 146 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,782 - As luck would have it, 147 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,744 a supercomputer just told us exactly why we are useful. 148 00:06:08,828 --> 00:06:10,704 (Coughs) Brain surgeon! 149 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:12,706 - You? Really? 150 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:15,584 Name the four lobes of the human brain. 151 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:18,379 - Pfft. North, South, Easter, and-- (splat) 152 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:21,715 - Now, the rest of you, prove your worth. 153 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:28,347 ♪♪♪ 154 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:29,849 (Splats) 155 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:32,601 - My niece actually went to college for interpretive dance. 156 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:34,311 It's awful. 157 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,439 - I hope they don't ask me to go next. 158 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,859 I can't impress them with nothing. 159 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,861 I'll get snotted for sure. 160 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,487 - I better go finish building that space ship 161 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:44,989 or I'm toast too. 162 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:49,368 - Don't look at me, I just hand out parking tickets for money. 163 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,370 - Stand down civilians, I got this! 164 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:52,913 Come in Echo Charlie Monkeyface. 165 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:55,749 Weneed a bravo 6-1-9er full drop on my mark. Over! 166 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,585 - Um, who is this? 167 00:06:57,668 --> 00:07:00,171 - A little girl who's gonna be a General one day, 168 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,590 THAT'S WHO! Now DO IT, MAGGOT! 169 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,049 - Yes Ma'am. Right away, Ma'am! 170 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:06,802 (Rotors beat, tank engines roar) 171 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,306 - This is your "army"? 172 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,391 Interesting. 173 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,477 - I think the word you're looking for is IMPRESSIVE. 174 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:16,854 Army General for the win. 175 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,606 BOOM! What-Whaaat? 176 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:20,774 - Hardly. Shall we snork? 177 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,776 (Snorts, horks) 178 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:25,029 (Splats) 179 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,991 - Oh. Okay. I'm also pretty good at cat sounds. 180 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,784 Meeeeooooow--(Splats) 181 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,411 - (Winces) 182 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,413 - Hey! If you're gonna take up parking spots 183 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,415 with goo-covered kids, 184 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,083 you're gonna have to pay for-- (Splats) 185 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:39,752 - I should've done that right away 186 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:42,254 instead of paying for parking. Meh, hindsight. 187 00:07:42,338 --> 00:07:44,423 ♪♪♪ 188 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:47,635 Large-boned human child, you're up next. 189 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:48,928 Show us what you've got! 190 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:51,597 - I-I-I've got nothing. 191 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,474 - Pitiful. 192 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:54,892 (Snorts, horks) 193 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,727 (Huge scared fart) 194 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,020 All: (Coughing) 195 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,855 (Explodes, splats) 196 00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:01,941 - PHILTRUM! 197 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,817 - What was that? 198 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:06,278 - Sorry, I fart when I'm nervous. 199 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:09,448 - Your bottom fog is pure poison! 200 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,700 Can all humans do this? 201 00:08:11,784 --> 00:08:14,495 - Sure. Everybody farts, 202 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,247 but I'm probably the best at it. 203 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:19,375 - (Gasps) Quickly, back to the mothership! 204 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:23,128 We shall marinade the entire planet 205 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:25,297 from a safe distance! 206 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:26,966 (Ship whooshes) 207 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:30,844 - My spaceship is ready for-- 208 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:33,597 Aww! I was just about to save the world 209 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,433 by showing those aliens my awesome skills. 210 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,978 - They're going to snot the whole planet, Leshawna! 211 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:41,313 I have a plan to stop them but I'll need your help 212 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:43,649 and your spaceship. Come on! 213 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,401 (Munches, ship whirs) 214 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:48,988 (Chomping and chewing) 215 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,657 Leshawna: My scanners indicate a ventilation shaft 216 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,451 that leads to an energy source at the center of their ship... 217 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,829 but it won't be easy getting to it. 218 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,999 - I'll get there. I have to! It's our only hope! 219 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,750 (Another toot slips out) Oops! 220 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,252 I think I'm ready to blow! 221 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,379 - Stop farting in my spaceship! 222 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,673 Save it for the aliens! 223 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,216 (Small ship whooshes) 224 00:09:12,303 --> 00:09:14,221 (Snot guns whir and splat) 225 00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:17,016 (Ship whooshes) 226 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,393 - The vent should be straight ahead of you! 227 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,353 Those giant nostrils lead directly 228 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:23,188 to the heart of the ship. 229 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,024 - I see them! 230 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,401 - Make 'em pay, Owen. 231 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,194 Make 'em pay! 232 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,529 (Doors open) 233 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:32,906 (Big farts) 234 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,950 (Farts whoosh) 235 00:09:36,035 --> 00:09:37,911 Owen: Snort fart, Sniffilids! 236 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,705 WOOOO HOOO! 237 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,415 (Spaceship explodes) 238 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,958 (Ding) 239 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:46,462 (Snot splashes) 240 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:49,131 - What's going on? What happened? 241 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,092 - Owen and his farts saved the world! 242 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:53,802 (Ship whooshes) 243 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:55,137 - Woohooo! 244 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,889 - (All cheer) Alright! 245 00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:59,933 - I felt it... my butt dealt it... 246 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,935 and they smelt it. 247 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:05,147 - I always knew that kid was gonna do great things. 248 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,066 - (Cute doggy roar) 249 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,942 - Beep boop. 250 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:11,445 - It's 15 bucks to park here. - Aw, man. 251 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,113 - Where's my wallet? - Here's a dime. 252 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:15,240 - (Farts) - (Coughing) 253 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,076 - I guess I wasn't empty. 254 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:20,954 - (Coughs) You're the most disgusting planet saver ever. 255 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,539 ♪♪♪ 256 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:37,679 ♪♪♪ 257 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:43,519 ♪♪♪