1 00:00:11,387 --> 00:00:20,688 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,985 Chef: Izzy? Izzy: You betcha! 3 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,320 - Noah? - Present. 4 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:28,696 - Gwen? 5 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:30,573 - Does it matter any of us are here 6 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:32,825 given human existence is futile? 7 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:35,286 (Shudders) Dark. 8 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,914 Harold? Harold?! 9 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,458 - That's weird. 10 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,169 Harold has perfect attendance. I hope he's okay. 11 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:45,379 (Concerned chatter) Yeah, what happened to Harold? 12 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:47,131 - Ah, don't worry, kids. 13 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,425 Harold could be absent for all sorts of reasons. 14 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:51,552 He could be stuck in the bathroom... 15 00:00:51,636 --> 00:00:53,387 - (Gasps, whimpers) - Fallen down a well. 16 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:55,014 Or kidnapped by the creepy things 17 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,224 that roam in the basement! 18 00:00:56,307 --> 00:00:57,892 (Phone rings) Hello... 19 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,853 yes, I noticed Harold is... 20 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:03,815 Hold on. Did you say... chicken pox?! 21 00:01:04,649 --> 00:01:07,193 - Chef? Is Harold okay? 22 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:09,654 Hello Chef, are you there? 23 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,156 - Chicken p-p-p-p-p... 24 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,408 - Oof! 25 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:16,452 Computer voice: Engaging decontamination protocol 26 00:01:16,536 --> 00:01:19,080 omega beta delta salami one. 27 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:21,999 (Alarm blares) (Water rushes) 28 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,709 (Gloves snap) 29 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:26,462 Have a good day. 30 00:01:26,546 --> 00:01:28,422 - Nothing to worry about kids. 31 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:30,591 Everything's under control. 32 00:01:30,675 --> 00:01:32,385 - The way he said that makes me think 33 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:34,470 everything's not under control. 34 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:36,848 (Spray spritzes, twinkles) 35 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,599 - We just have to take precautions 36 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:41,060 because chicken pox is very contagious. 37 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,646 But everybody just stay calm. 38 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,064 (Scratching sounds) 39 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:46,858 ♪ Ta da da da! 40 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:49,318 - Cody's infected! Everybody panic! 41 00:01:49,402 --> 00:01:51,988 (Screaming) 42 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:54,073 - What does infected mean? 43 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,033 - Not to worry, kids. 44 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:57,785 We'll just keep Cody quarantined in my office 45 00:01:57,869 --> 00:01:59,745 and the rest of you will be fine. 46 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,205 - Bye Cody! 47 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:04,208 - Just don't touch anything he touched! 48 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,419 (Scratching sounds) 49 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:10,256 Agh! (Gulp) 50 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:11,757 - Ew! - Ugh! 51 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:14,677 - What? Some things are worth the risk-- 52 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,430 Ohhhhhhh no. 53 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:20,016 Still worth it!!!!! 54 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:22,768 - What's chicken pox? - Isn't it obvious? 55 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:24,687 It's called chicken pox. 56 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:26,856 If you get the virus, 57 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,608 it gives you those itchy red bumps. 58 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:30,443 That's where the feathers poke through. 59 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:34,030 And before you know it, you're a chicken! 60 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:35,698 Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo! 61 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,117 Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo! 62 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,827 - (Frightened gasps) - Dude! 63 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:41,662 - Izzy, that is not a chicken. 64 00:02:41,746 --> 00:02:43,289 - It is where I come from. 65 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,207 - So the chickens are behind the pox? 66 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:47,126 What've we ever done to those guys? 67 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:53,966 ♪♪♪ 68 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,927 - Oh right. 69 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:59,472 - Uh... Noah? What're you doing? 70 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:01,474 - Who? Me? Nothing! Ha! 71 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:04,185 - Chef! Noah's turning into a chicken. 72 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,811 - Noah! 73 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:09,774 - Whaaat? No! No, I'm fi-! I need to -hey! Wait! 74 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,442 Nooooo! I-- (Itch grunt) 75 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,903 I don't wanna be a chicken! Arrrrgh! 76 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,821 - Kids are dropping like flies! 77 00:03:15,905 --> 00:03:17,698 What're we going to do? 78 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:19,742 (Pigeon coos) 79 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,995 - We're gonna track those chickens down 80 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:24,747 and ruffle some feathers. 81 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,875 ♪♪♪ 82 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,710 - How do you track a chicken? 83 00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:31,087 - I found a feather! 84 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,130 - We must be on the right track. 85 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:35,466 - Let's ask that guy if he knows anything. 86 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,218 (Pigeon coos) 87 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,886 - (Nonchalant whistling) 88 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:41,222 Excuse me, sir. Have you seen a chicken? 89 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:42,765 (Pigeon coos) 90 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,892 - I knew there was something off about that guy. 91 00:03:44,976 --> 00:03:46,852 (Calling) We've got a runner! 92 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:50,398 ♪♪♪ 93 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,650 (Growls) 94 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,068 - Ahhhh! 95 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,071 (Pigeon coos) 96 00:03:57,154 --> 00:04:02,535 ♪♪♪ 97 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,745 - Hyah! (Splash) 98 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:07,373 ♪♪♪ 99 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,542 (Calling whistle) 100 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:11,544 (Love struck music) - Coo coo coo coo coo! 101 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:13,713 Coo coo coo! 102 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:15,589 (Thud) 103 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,843 Works every time. 104 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,637 (Rock guitar riff plays) 105 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:23,055 (Light clicks on) 106 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:24,473 Who do you work for?! 107 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:26,267 Where were you on the night in question?! 108 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,227 And how do you know the victim?! 109 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,063 - Maybe it's time we gave up? 110 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:33,566 It seems like he really doesn't know anything. 111 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,401 - You're probably right. 112 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,861 Pigeon? You're free to go. 113 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,195 (Pigeon coos) 114 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,031 But before you do... 115 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:43,617 does this french fry belong to you?! 116 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,039 No? Okay. 117 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,415 (Hart pounding) 118 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,588 (Record scratches) Okay, okay! 119 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:58,799 (Sighs) The high counsel chickens hired me 120 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,885 to keep an eye on yous, kids. 121 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,178 All: (Gasp) 122 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,555 - Was that so hard? 123 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,932 - And what about the chicken pox?!? 124 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:09,977 - Chicken pox? I don't know nothin' about no chicken pox. 125 00:05:10,061 --> 00:05:12,146 - Where do we find the ones that do? 126 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:15,316 - Oh, no. N-n-no I-I-I can't say nothin' 'bout dat. 127 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,693 The things they'd do ta me if they evah found out 128 00:05:17,777 --> 00:05:19,195 I talked--(rrr) 129 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:22,198 (mouth-full) Okay, so what you wanna do is 130 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:24,325 head down to - mmm - 18th an' Gabagool Ave. 131 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,410 Yous is gonna find a chicken joint there - 132 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,829 mmm this is a good fry- but don't go inside; 133 00:05:28,913 --> 00:05:30,539 no you want... (swallows) 134 00:05:30,623 --> 00:05:32,374 the bucket. 135 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,251 Let's roll! 136 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,003 - Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa! 137 00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:38,380 Yous can't just leaves me twistin' in the wind here! 138 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:40,758 I needs ta be in witness protection! 139 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,718 - Ugh. Fine. 140 00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:45,763 - Oh hey. This is purrrrfect!! 141 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,307 Heh. Pleasure doin' business wit you, kids! 142 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:51,060 - It's not the weirdest thing I've ever seen. 143 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,772 - I need more oatmeal, Chef! 144 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,399 - Owen, put the oatmeal compress on your skin. 145 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:58,859 Don't eat it! 146 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:00,528 - But my insides aren't itchy 147 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:02,613 and it's just so delicious! 148 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,200 - More back-scratcher over here please, Chef. 149 00:06:07,243 --> 00:06:08,869 (Scratching sounds) 150 00:06:08,953 --> 00:06:10,371 - Make it stop!!!! 151 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,206 - Get - offa - me! 152 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,209 (Gasps) 153 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,962 - Oh, no. 154 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,672 - This must be the place! 155 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,091 - You really think they're headquartered here? 156 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:24,510 - It's the last place I'd look for a chicken. 157 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,595 One that hasn't been deep fried, anyway. 158 00:06:26,679 --> 00:06:28,222 Nerdy kid: Can I take your order? 159 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,975 - We're here to see the chicken high council! 160 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,852 - (Static, Laughs) 161 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:34,603 What's the password, human? 162 00:06:34,687 --> 00:06:36,355 - Um. (Thinking) Hm... 163 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,732 Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo! 164 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:41,068 - Yeah, correct! 165 00:06:41,152 --> 00:06:42,862 Take the elevator to the 4th floor. 166 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,572 (Elevator dings) 167 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,115 - You changed the password? 168 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,741 - Well, the old one was too hard. 169 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,118 Everyone kept forgetting it. 170 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:51,829 (Scratching sounds) - Eeeee!!! 171 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:58,377 Gwen: I've always wondered what's inside these buckets. 172 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,172 - Humans? In the royal bucket? 173 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,048 What is the meaning of this?! 174 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,925 (Buckawk) 175 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:08,429 Why, I have half a mind to turn you into a ten piece meal! 176 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,222 - Try me, lady. 177 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:12,808 I eat birds like you for breakfast. 178 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:14,935 Well, the ones in eggs, anyway. 179 00:07:15,019 --> 00:07:16,145 - (Shocked gasps) 180 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,980 (Talking over each other) 181 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,940 - Stopppppp! 182 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,402 What are we doing, chicken dudes? 183 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,154 And... little girl dudes? 184 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:28,490 Sure, humans and chickens have been feuding for centuries... 185 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:29,992 - We have? 186 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,995 - But don't you know that hate only breeds more hate? 187 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,080 I bet, if we talked this out, 188 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:37,958 we'd find we have more in common than you think! 189 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:39,460 Because deep down, 190 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:42,087 aren't we all a little chicken sometimes? 191 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:44,131 (Clapping) 192 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,968 (All Clapping) 193 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:49,929 - Silence! 194 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:52,556 You speak eloquently, young human. 195 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,433 But why have you infiltrated our royal coop 196 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,019 if not with ill intent? 197 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,188 To be honest, yer majesty, 198 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:00,648 we were kinda hoping you'd ix-nay 199 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:02,399 the whole chicken pox thing? 200 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:03,525 - (Confused reactions) 201 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,278 - Pardon me?! I assure you, child, 202 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:10,282 we have nothing to do with these 'pox' of which you speak. 203 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:12,451 - But then why were you spying on us? 204 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:15,913 - Because you kids have become the biggest threat 205 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:19,291 to chicken-kind since the advent of the nugget! 206 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:20,960 (Concerned clucking) 207 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,962 - Strangely, we have had a lot of altercations 208 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,630 with chickens lately. 209 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,340 - Don't get me wrong. 210 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,092 We've done some evil stuff. 211 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:31,053 The market crash of '08. Corn relish. Rap-rock. 212 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:34,265 - Rap-rock?!? You monsters!!! 213 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,976 - But we chickens deeply resent 214 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:40,813 being associated with that awful, itchy disease. 215 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:43,816 The good news is that chicken pox 216 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,485 only lasts a few days in children. 217 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,653 Both: Phew! 218 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,072 - So this whole mission was pointless. 219 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,532 Much like life itself. 220 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,242 - Whoa. Dark. 221 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:56,161 Anyhoo, we've developed a lotion 222 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,454 to help with the itching. 223 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,124 It comes in three soothing flavours: 224 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,293 barbecue, ranch and blue cheese. 225 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,211 (Concerned clucking) 226 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:06,839 Blue cheese is the least popular. 227 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:09,466 Take the lotion and never speak of this meeting to anyone. 228 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:13,053 You do not want to cross the chickens. 229 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,972 (Buckawk!) 230 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,849 - Wow! Thanks! 231 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:19,476 - No! N-n-n-no! Yous gots the wrong guy! 232 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,520 I'ze just a dumb old cat! 233 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,147 Meowwwww! See? 234 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,940 No, no, no, not the batter!!! 235 00:09:25,024 --> 00:09:27,985 - Okay, then, I guess we'll be on our way. 236 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,194 But wait, where's Jude? 237 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,405 - Buk buk bugawwwwwk... 238 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,658 - Whoa, Jude! You got it bad! 239 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,161 - Don't worry, girls. I've finally found my people. 240 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,955 I'm going to live here with the chickens... forever. 241 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:41,540 (Concerned clucking) 242 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:42,875 - But Jude! We just learned 243 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,668 chicken pox only lasts for a few-- 244 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,880 - A-ta-ta-ta-ta... I've made my decision. 245 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,506 Buh-kay? 246 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,133 Owen: (Sounds of relief) ohohohoh... 247 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,552 This feels soooo good! (Fart) 248 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:56,847 - Owen, you're over the chicken pox, 249 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,307 you don't need the lotion anymore. 250 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:01,060 - I don't?!? Awesome!!! 251 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,229 (Slurping) 252 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,397 - (Retches) 253 00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:07,524 - (Slurping) 254 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:10,402 - Mmm mmm! Those chickens are missing out! 255 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:13,238 - (Licks) Mmm-mmm! 256 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:17,034 - Boy, am I glad things are back to normal around here. 257 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,161 (Music sting) 258 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,954 Buk buk bugawwwwwk! 259 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:37,221 ♪♪♪ 260 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:42,726 ♪♪♪