1 00:00:00,645 --> 00:00:04,786 ♪ Oh, I love you back, you know ♪ 2 00:00:04,786 --> 00:00:07,224 - ♪ Let's take it back, hey ♪ - ♪ Let's take it back, hey ♪ 3 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:09,428 ♪ I didn't have a chance, I was walking with my bag ♪ 4 00:00:09,428 --> 00:00:11,232 ♪ Down the street to Harrison Ave, summer's over ♪ 5 00:00:11,232 --> 00:00:13,504 ♪ Back to class, way before I had a sedan ♪ 6 00:00:13,504 --> 00:00:15,508 ♪ Hit the bus stop and then glanced at the kids ♪ 7 00:00:15,508 --> 00:00:17,444 ♪ And then bam, I saw Brittany for the first time ♪ 8 00:00:17,444 --> 00:00:19,482 ♪ I was in a trance, "Who the hell was this?" ♪ 9 00:00:19,482 --> 00:00:22,054 ♪ New chick I never met, was friends with girls ♪ 10 00:00:22,054 --> 00:00:24,292 ♪ But I hadn't really been attracted to nobody yet ♪ 11 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,562 ♪ But eighth grade was going crazy ♪ 12 00:00:25,562 --> 00:00:27,298 ♪ This bitch was so amazing ♪ 13 00:00:27,298 --> 00:00:29,168 ♪ Walked up and said, "Hi, I'm Dave" ♪ 14 00:00:29,168 --> 00:00:30,805 - ♪ And then shit changed ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪ 15 00:00:30,805 --> 00:00:32,676 ♪ She told me she just moved into town ♪ 16 00:00:32,676 --> 00:00:34,478 ♪ I knew it, no doubt, I loved this girl ♪ 17 00:00:34,478 --> 00:00:36,282 ♪ Inside and out, her beautiful smile, her hair ♪ 18 00:00:36,282 --> 00:00:38,453 ♪ And her style were driving me wild ♪ 19 00:00:38,453 --> 00:00:40,758 ♪ We sat together on the bus, we sat together every lunch ♪ 20 00:00:40,758 --> 00:00:42,629 ♪ She had me switching up the polos and ditching yo-yos ♪ 21 00:00:42,629 --> 00:00:44,700 ♪ I went from moving solo dolo ♪ 22 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:47,572 ♪ To being so O-B-S-E-double-S-E-D ♪ 23 00:00:47,572 --> 00:00:48,841 ♪ Thought about her constantly ♪ 24 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,511 ♪ On Kazaa burning her CDs ♪ 25 00:00:50,511 --> 00:00:51,780 ♪ 'Cause I saw her and she saw me ♪ 26 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:53,250 ♪ But back then I was gross ♪ 27 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:55,387 ♪ I'd do the most for a joke ♪ 28 00:00:55,387 --> 00:00:57,258 ♪ I'd show my asshole to girls, and I just really wasn't ♪ 29 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,828 ♪ The brand of guy that would get the girls ♪ 30 00:00:58,828 --> 00:01:00,832 ♪ I had no facial hair, just curls ♪ 31 00:01:00,832 --> 00:01:02,769 ♪ And all my friends had kissed a girl, except me ♪ 32 00:01:02,769 --> 00:01:04,673 ♪ And I just wanted to be realistic about it ♪ 33 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:06,510 ♪ I didn't want to mess the whole thing up ♪ 34 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:08,380 ♪ And I just loved being around her, so I took ♪ 35 00:01:08,380 --> 00:01:10,518 ♪ The best friend route, that shit was so fun ♪ 36 00:01:10,518 --> 00:01:12,656 ♪ I don't care what any of you guys say, the hottest girl ♪ 37 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,693 ♪ I ever met tickling my arm, going to the mall with her ♪ 38 00:01:14,693 --> 00:01:16,730 ♪ Chatting on AOL all night, we talked about plenty things ♪ 39 00:01:16,730 --> 00:01:18,400 ♪ Everything we could, how her parents treated her ♪ 40 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,770 ♪ And how she felt misunderstood ♪ 41 00:01:19,770 --> 00:01:21,507 ♪ She would tell me shit on AIM ♪ 42 00:01:21,507 --> 00:01:23,343 ♪ In person that she never could ♪ 43 00:01:23,343 --> 00:01:25,347 ♪ I talked her through it, I took a ton ♪ 44 00:01:25,347 --> 00:01:27,251 ♪ Of pride up in the fact that I made her feel good ♪ 45 00:01:27,251 --> 00:01:28,486 ♪ Started hanging out up in the basements ♪ 46 00:01:28,486 --> 00:01:30,190 ♪ Playing spin the bottle ♪ 47 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,161 ♪ Watching her turn land on Jason ♪ 48 00:01:32,161 --> 00:01:33,463 ♪ I closed my eyes, until we played the nervous game ♪ 49 00:01:33,463 --> 00:01:35,167 ♪ Where I would place my hand ♪ 50 00:01:35,167 --> 00:01:36,737 ♪ Up on her breast over her bra ♪ 51 00:01:36,737 --> 00:01:38,440 ♪ That was incredible, that was raw ♪ 52 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,676 ♪ I jerked off to that all fall ♪ 53 00:01:39,676 --> 00:01:41,714 ♪ Winter snow days watching... ♪ 54 00:01:41,714 --> 00:01:43,551 - DAVE: Cut, cut! Cut, cut! - EMMA: Dave, we're already behind. 55 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:45,153 - Cut, cut, cut. - Let's get ready to go again please. 56 00:01:45,153 --> 00:01:46,456 - MAN: Right away, everybody! - Okay, right now, 57 00:01:46,456 --> 00:01:47,692 you're making this super lowbrow face 58 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:48,728 when you're grabbing her breasts. 59 00:01:48,728 --> 00:01:50,498 Opposite energy. It's emotional. 60 00:01:50,498 --> 00:01:51,533 This is the love of your life, not some little slut. 61 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:53,403 You guys are doing really great. 62 00:01:53,403 --> 00:01:55,240 We're just looking for some levels. Like, the intension... 63 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,142 Guys, please, please, I got to talk to you for a second. 64 00:01:56,142 --> 00:01:57,277 Play it cool. Cool. 65 00:01:57,277 --> 00:01:58,547 ACTOR: So, like, cooler, right? 66 00:01:58,547 --> 00:02:00,183 Not "cool." Not cool in that way. 67 00:02:00,183 --> 00:02:01,787 - These kids fucking suck. - I know. It's like... 68 00:02:01,787 --> 00:02:03,758 the talent pool in Philadelphia is fucking atrocious. 69 00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:05,193 That's what I told you. That's exactly what I said. 70 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,462 - Well... - But you wanted to shoot here. 71 00:02:06,462 --> 00:02:08,300 You wanted to make it real, so... 72 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,770 It's my parents' house, where all this shit happened... 73 00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:11,472 Dave, Dave, Dave. I need to speak to you, 74 00:02:11,472 --> 00:02:12,809 'cause it's actually-- it's kind of urgent. 75 00:02:12,809 --> 00:02:14,513 Look, here's the deal. 76 00:02:14,513 --> 00:02:15,815 Eighth-grade Dave hasn't logged enough school hours, 77 00:02:15,815 --> 00:02:17,451 which means he's gonna get pumpkined, 78 00:02:17,451 --> 00:02:19,589 which means I have to pull him for two hours. 79 00:02:19,589 --> 00:02:21,560 We can't be in this scene in two more hours. 80 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,196 - We're already two hours behind. - I understand. I understand. 81 00:02:23,196 --> 00:02:24,298 But in order to get all the Daves together 82 00:02:24,298 --> 00:02:25,400 for the Evolution of Man scene, 83 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,904 I had to stagger their schooling. 84 00:02:26,904 --> 00:02:28,908 - You understand? So he's... - So what's the solution? 85 00:02:28,908 --> 00:02:30,177 - What's the solution? - Well, the only thing I can think of 86 00:02:30,177 --> 00:02:31,747 is that we have Toddler Dave. 87 00:02:31,747 --> 00:02:33,751 He's available to work right now. Wait, copy that... 88 00:02:33,751 --> 00:02:35,621 - DAVE: Toddler Dave? - Steph, can you cover for me, please? 89 00:02:35,621 --> 00:02:36,924 It's a spin the bottle scene. Like-like, you can't have, like, 90 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,393 an eighth grader get fondled by toddler. 91 00:02:38,393 --> 00:02:39,930 EMMA: You said you wanted abstract. 92 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:41,700 Can we have the intimacy coordinator over here, please? 93 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,169 - No, that's not the... - We need to know if a toddler 94 00:02:43,169 --> 00:02:44,873 can touch our eighth grader's breasts. 95 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,944 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please, like, we're just spitballing here. 96 00:02:46,944 --> 00:02:48,714 - Let us have a conversation. - Copy. 86 on the intimacy coordinator. 97 00:02:48,714 --> 00:02:50,450 - They're just spitballing. - You got to realize, like, 98 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,187 the reason I'm making this video right now is to engage 99 00:02:52,187 --> 00:02:53,758 a female fan base that I don't even currently have. 100 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,427 Like, ticket sales on this tour are not going well. 101 00:02:55,427 --> 00:02:56,830 Look at my fan base right now. It's all dudes. 102 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:58,466 - (crowd cheering) - Hi, guys. Good to see you. 103 00:02:58,466 --> 00:03:00,303 And I certainly, like, I love these people, 104 00:03:00,303 --> 00:03:01,974 but it's like we're not even tapping into half the world. 105 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,978 So people need to see my sensitivity at some point. 106 00:03:03,978 --> 00:03:05,414 Yeah, and they're not gonna see anything 107 00:03:05,414 --> 00:03:06,517 if you don't finish the video today. 108 00:03:06,517 --> 00:03:08,253 We leave Philly tomorrow, so... 109 00:03:08,253 --> 00:03:09,756 - figure it out, Dave. - I know. I'm working on it. 110 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,794 But, like, I assume our female director has a P. O. V. 111 00:03:11,794 --> 00:03:13,631 on not wanting the main character of the video 112 00:03:13,631 --> 00:03:15,233 - to act like a fucking animal, you know? - Oh, my God. 113 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:16,570 Guys, you're both right. 114 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:18,273 We can cut around the face and move on. 115 00:03:18,273 --> 00:03:19,509 - Cut around the face? - Great. Yes. 116 00:03:19,509 --> 00:03:20,912 - Mm-hmm? - Emma, good call. Let's move on. 117 00:03:20,912 --> 00:03:22,615 Okay. I got to go to playback to understand... 118 00:03:22,615 --> 00:03:24,351 - Dave. - STEPH: Dave's walking to playback. 119 00:03:24,351 --> 00:03:25,722 - Cut around the face? - Dave, if we don't move on, 120 00:03:25,722 --> 00:03:27,224 we're gonna lose the light for the bus stop. 121 00:03:27,224 --> 00:03:28,226 Emma, it's my romantic origin story. 122 00:03:28,226 --> 00:03:29,529 They have to see the love, 123 00:03:29,529 --> 00:03:30,898 the heartbreak, all that, you know? 124 00:03:30,898 --> 00:03:32,401 If you didn't know Batman's origin story, 125 00:03:32,401 --> 00:03:33,436 he'd be just a guy who, like, beats-- 126 00:03:33,436 --> 00:03:34,706 Can I see playback on that? 127 00:03:34,706 --> 00:03:35,975 Ready to do a test on the cum rig? 128 00:03:35,975 --> 00:03:37,812 Not now, John. Play it back, Lonny? 129 00:03:37,812 --> 00:03:39,649 John, John, John, that's for the coming the pants scene? 130 00:03:39,649 --> 00:03:41,520 - Yeah. - Why is it a boner? 131 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:42,889 Like, I was totally soft when I came. 132 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,760 Totally soft? Like, no blood at all? 133 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,329 Yeah, exactly. Like, people have seen scenes 134 00:03:46,329 --> 00:03:47,832 where guys cum their pants. 135 00:03:47,832 --> 00:03:49,503 This is trauma because I came soft. 136 00:03:49,503 --> 00:03:50,972 I mean, I essentially pissed cum. 137 00:03:50,972 --> 00:03:53,276 Maybe I can hollow this out. It'll hang soft... 138 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,579 - EMMA: Just watch playback. - I don't need, like, an indentation. 139 00:03:54,579 --> 00:03:56,249 I used to call my dick a "life crouton." 140 00:03:56,249 --> 00:03:57,652 - I was jerking off to TRL... - CAROL: David? 141 00:03:57,652 --> 00:03:59,623 David, can I see you for a second, please? 142 00:03:59,623 --> 00:04:01,259 - Yeah. - There's blue tape all over the living room walls. 143 00:04:01,259 --> 00:04:02,829 I never said you could use tape on my walls. 144 00:04:02,829 --> 00:04:04,699 DAVE: Okay, it's designed to come off. 145 00:04:04,699 --> 00:04:06,402 - Your house is gonna be fine. - These fucking hearing aids. 146 00:04:06,402 --> 00:04:07,772 We just repainted. 147 00:04:07,772 --> 00:04:09,643 Those walls are smooth as lacquer. 148 00:04:09,643 --> 00:04:11,513 - Okay. It's gonna be okay. - LONNY: Did she say lacquer? 149 00:04:11,513 --> 00:04:14,719 - Huh? - Is there lacquer? 150 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,055 I don't know. 151 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,792 Can I see playback? 152 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,028 ♪ Hanging out up in the basements ♪ 153 00:04:19,028 --> 00:04:20,832 ♪ Playing spin the bottle ♪ 154 00:04:20,832 --> 00:04:21,834 ♪ Watching her turn land on Jason... ♪ 155 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:23,571 That's funny. 156 00:04:23,571 --> 00:04:25,340 Well, it's not supposed to be, so that's a failure. 157 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:26,677 - Oh... - 'Cause-- I'm serious. 158 00:04:26,677 --> 00:04:27,946 It's like, this sucks. 159 00:04:27,946 --> 00:04:29,048 These kids are never gonna be able 160 00:04:29,048 --> 00:04:30,685 to inhabit my actual headspace. 161 00:04:30,685 --> 00:04:32,555 I wish I could be in this video. 162 00:04:32,555 --> 00:04:35,293 Yeah, well, it's too bad that no one wants to see a 30-year-old 163 00:04:35,293 --> 00:04:37,565 - grope an eighth grader, so new plan. - I get it! 164 00:04:37,565 --> 00:04:39,335 I totally get it. We're hamstrung to these kids. 165 00:04:39,335 --> 00:04:41,005 So at this point, it's like, what generation of Dave 166 00:04:41,005 --> 00:04:43,577 actually has the most sensitivity, of all our actors? 167 00:04:43,577 --> 00:04:46,315 For me, it's that guy Helhim. Can we get Helhim out here? 168 00:04:46,315 --> 00:04:48,052 - He at least can be directed. - Who's Helhim? 169 00:04:48,052 --> 00:04:49,756 Helhim. Uh, I don't know. 170 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,593 Young Dave, one of them. Like, Helhim. 171 00:04:51,593 --> 00:04:53,564 He had a name tag that said-- I might be pronouncing it wrong. 172 00:04:53,564 --> 00:04:55,066 He/him. His pronouns. 173 00:04:55,066 --> 00:04:56,770 Andrew's pronouns. 174 00:04:56,770 --> 00:04:58,473 Oh, Andrew's in hair and makeup. 175 00:04:58,473 --> 00:05:00,310 Okay, well, he responds to "Helhim," F. Y. I., 176 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:02,882 so he's sensitive to something. God. 177 00:05:02,882 --> 00:05:05,020 Oh, hey, guys, I've been meaning to tell you, 178 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:06,623 y-you've been hacked. 179 00:05:06,623 --> 00:05:08,059 What the fuck are you talking about, Don? 180 00:05:08,059 --> 00:05:10,731 The-the website on your bus, Dave.com? 181 00:05:10,731 --> 00:05:12,067 It-it goes to a banking site. 182 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:14,338 No. No, no, that's our sponsor for tour. 183 00:05:14,338 --> 00:05:16,442 It's, like, a banking app. You can request an advance. 184 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:17,612 GATA: Hey, I got to be in that video, LD. 185 00:05:17,612 --> 00:05:19,549 I could be a young jock. 186 00:05:19,549 --> 00:05:21,720 Gata, you look 45. Where's this kid? Hey. 187 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,757 Hey. I need you to take on a bigger role 188 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,427 than you might have been expecting to, okay? 189 00:05:25,427 --> 00:05:27,665 The key is you got to play this sweet and sensitive, 190 00:05:27,665 --> 00:05:29,335 - and it's... - Dude, put me in anything. 191 00:05:29,335 --> 00:05:30,771 I'm literally gonna slay so much oxtail 192 00:05:30,771 --> 00:05:32,474 when this video comes out. 193 00:05:32,474 --> 00:05:34,345 You're drenching me. 194 00:05:34,345 --> 00:05:36,015 - In-in pussy. - Right. 195 00:05:36,015 --> 00:05:37,752 Right. Roger. 196 00:05:37,752 --> 00:05:39,556 Roger, that kid will not work. He's an actual ape. 197 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:41,727 - Like, I need different options. - Okay. Brittany's here. 198 00:05:41,727 --> 00:05:43,363 Which Brittany? Which generation? 199 00:05:43,363 --> 00:05:44,533 Brittany Brittany. The one the video's about. 200 00:05:44,533 --> 00:05:46,068 - Brittany Parker? - Right. Yeah. 201 00:05:46,068 --> 00:05:47,371 ELZ: What the fuck? Brittany Parker's here? 202 00:05:47,371 --> 00:05:48,674 DON: Oh! Invite her in. 203 00:05:48,674 --> 00:05:50,143 - It's been years. - She's outside right now? 204 00:05:50,143 --> 00:05:51,813 Yeah. She's out there right now. 205 00:05:51,813 --> 00:05:53,918 How did she even find out I was here? Oh, my God. 206 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,621 - I didn't text her... - Dave, how did she find out you were here? 207 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,357 You are sitting on Harrison Avenue 208 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,128 shooting a music video with your pink tour bus 209 00:05:59,128 --> 00:06:00,765 - parked outside with your big-ass face on the side. - MIKE: Yeah. 210 00:06:00,765 --> 00:06:02,602 And nobody cares, uh, about Brittany Parker. 211 00:06:02,602 --> 00:06:03,571 - Exactly. - Dave, we need to make decisions right now. 212 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,608 We were talking before. 213 00:06:05,608 --> 00:06:07,444 - Are we gonna have to cut the spin the bottle scene? - DAVE: No... 214 00:06:07,444 --> 00:06:08,681 All right, then, we got to figure out which Dave you like 215 00:06:08,681 --> 00:06:10,785 because I got to get him to wardrobe. 216 00:06:10,785 --> 00:06:12,655 - (overlapping chatter) - ELZ: Guys, nobody right now should believe 217 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:14,826 in this Dave, because he's so whipped by this woman, dawg. 218 00:06:14,826 --> 00:06:16,697 I'm not whipped anymore. I'm not in eighth grade, okay? 219 00:06:16,697 --> 00:06:18,667 There's a crowd of people outside trying to meet me. 220 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:19,970 - ELZ: Are you crying? Are you crying? - I'm un-whippable. 221 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:21,673 So stop putting me in that fucking... 222 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,076 GATA: Is this the girl that broke his heart? 223 00:06:23,076 --> 00:06:24,713 Hey, is that the one this video about, bro? 224 00:06:24,713 --> 00:06:26,415 - She broke your heart? - Bro. Broke his heart? 225 00:06:26,415 --> 00:06:28,453 Broke him in half, dawg. This nigga so whipped. 226 00:06:28,453 --> 00:06:30,023 I got to figure out what to do with these guys. 227 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,693 - Dave, make a decision. - Look, at him, look at him. 228 00:06:31,693 --> 00:06:33,396 (laughs) 229 00:06:33,396 --> 00:06:34,966 His dick was green or something, bro. 230 00:06:34,966 --> 00:06:36,770 - Just let him go or...? - MIKE: No, no, don't let him go. 231 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,106 Don't make any decisions. I need one minute to talk to her. 232 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,910 - MIKE: Dave, Dave... - Shut the fuck up! 233 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:42,114 - ELZ: Leave her outside, bro. - GATA: Damn, dude. 234 00:06:44,051 --> 00:06:45,554 DAVE: This is school? 235 00:06:45,554 --> 00:06:47,124 - Hi. Hey. - He literally is one 236 00:06:47,124 --> 00:06:48,994 of my oldest friends. This is so overdramatic. 237 00:06:48,994 --> 00:06:50,965 Yeah, no, she's with me. We're good, Cliff. Thank you. 238 00:06:50,965 --> 00:06:52,702 - CLIFF: Hey, I'm just doing my job, baby. - Jesus Christ. 239 00:06:52,702 --> 00:06:54,572 Am I allowed to see you now, Mr. Hollywood? 240 00:06:54,572 --> 00:06:56,008 Oh, yeah, I'm not being Hollywood at all. 241 00:06:56,008 --> 00:06:57,477 - I had no idea that you were... - You're not? 242 00:06:57,477 --> 00:06:59,048 - No, I'm not. - This is my day off. 243 00:06:59,048 --> 00:07:00,751 I don't want to spend it in line like a fucking groupie. 244 00:07:00,751 --> 00:07:02,689 Totally understood. Like, my phone wasn't on me 245 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,191 - and I'm really busy and... - Listen, I'm just giving you shit. 246 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,863 - (both laugh) - Just relax. Come here. 247 00:07:06,863 --> 00:07:08,701 Yeah. 248 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:12,074 - Hi, Boobie. - Hey, Boobie. How you doing? 249 00:07:12,074 --> 00:07:14,579 But seriously, why didn't you tell me you were in town? 250 00:07:15,681 --> 00:07:17,117 Because I knew that this music video 251 00:07:17,117 --> 00:07:18,988 would take up every single minute of my time, 252 00:07:18,988 --> 00:07:20,925 and I just didn't want to have, like, a false expectation. 253 00:07:20,925 --> 00:07:22,829 Whatever. What is this video even about? 254 00:07:22,829 --> 00:07:25,200 Uh, like, a period piece. 255 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,137 - Uh-huh. - First and foremost. 2004. 256 00:07:27,137 --> 00:07:28,674 Uh, young love. My perspective on young love. 257 00:07:28,674 --> 00:07:30,544 - Stop. - What? 258 00:07:30,544 --> 00:07:31,913 '04? 259 00:07:31,913 --> 00:07:33,449 Yeah. 260 00:07:34,251 --> 00:07:35,721 It's about us? 261 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,827 Yeah. But I should probably get back inside, 262 00:07:38,827 --> 00:07:41,065 'cause this whole fucking video's going haywire right now. 263 00:07:41,065 --> 00:07:43,169 "I should probably go back inside 'cause the whole video's 264 00:07:43,169 --> 00:07:44,806 - going fucking haywire right now." - (laughs) 265 00:07:44,806 --> 00:07:47,244 If the video's about us, where's my cameo? 266 00:07:47,244 --> 00:07:49,481 Well, it's, like, kids. 267 00:07:51,185 --> 00:07:53,691 But... yeah. 268 00:07:53,691 --> 00:07:55,628 Want to be in it? 269 00:07:55,628 --> 00:07:57,598 - Fuck yeah. - Want to work on your off day, sweetheart? 270 00:07:57,598 --> 00:08:00,036 - (laughs) - Let's go. I'll put you in the video. That's easy. 271 00:08:00,036 --> 00:08:02,474 Hey, we got a whole new plan, okay? 272 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:11,225 ♪ I love you back, you know ♪ 273 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:13,664 ♪ With all your tenderness ♪ 274 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:15,701 ♪ High school, next year, this a problem ♪ 275 00:08:15,701 --> 00:08:18,707 ♪ Sophomores, juniors, seniors, everybody saw her ♪ 276 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,778 ♪ I remember browsing Blockbuster with her ♪ 277 00:08:20,778 --> 00:08:23,082 ♪ When this senior cocksucker told her she looked beautiful ♪ 278 00:08:23,082 --> 00:08:24,886 ♪ She blushed, she was popular ♪ 279 00:08:24,886 --> 00:08:26,623 ♪ I just stood to the side and waited ♪ 280 00:08:26,623 --> 00:08:28,594 ♪ Obviously, they started dating ♪ 281 00:08:28,594 --> 00:08:30,163 ♪ Harrison Ave just wasn't the same without her ♪ 282 00:08:30,163 --> 00:08:32,000 ♪ The bus stop, he drove her to school ♪ 283 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,971 ♪ In a car with rims and real big bass ♪ 284 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:36,543 - ♪ Hated this guy, hated... ♪ - This way. 285 00:08:36,543 --> 00:08:38,547 EMMA: Dave, it's fine. Just keep going. 286 00:08:38,547 --> 00:08:39,883 (sighs) 287 00:08:39,883 --> 00:08:41,920 ROGER: Okay, back to places! 288 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,891 - Getting ready to shoot. - Okay! 289 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,861 Here's where the senior with the cool car's gonna be. 290 00:08:45,861 --> 00:08:48,734 Okay, I need all of this cleared. Cut on rehearsal. 291 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:50,771 Yes! Boobie, you are a natural at this. 292 00:08:50,771 --> 00:08:52,207 - You're awesome. - Wow. 293 00:08:52,207 --> 00:08:54,011 - You remembered everything. - I did. 294 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:56,148 God, you were, like, obsessed. 295 00:08:56,148 --> 00:08:57,985 Lil Dicky, I am such a huge fan. 296 00:08:57,985 --> 00:08:59,321 - Aww, thank you. - Ew, stop. 297 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,058 You know he has a purple dick, right? 298 00:09:01,058 --> 00:09:02,895 - I don't have a purple dick. - Maroon. Whatever. 299 00:09:02,895 --> 00:09:05,133 Hey. Can we have a video now or do we have a video 300 00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:06,837 now that Uncle Dave's in front of the camera? 301 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,074 Am I R or W? I knew it was right to put her in the video. 302 00:09:09,074 --> 00:09:10,878 Now I can be in it. She's amazing. This is great. 303 00:09:10,878 --> 00:09:12,180 What's amazing is how she bullied you 304 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:13,884 into being the star of your video. 305 00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:15,286 That's not at all what happened. I'm actually just, like, 306 00:09:15,286 --> 00:09:16,823 placating her to get exactly what we need. 307 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,560 - Whatever you say. - Where is playback here? 308 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,896 Don't worry about it. Keep doing what you're doing, 309 00:09:19,896 --> 00:09:20,965 'cause it's way better with you in it. 310 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,100 You guys have great chemistry. 311 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,904 - Yeah. - (imitates whip lashing) 312 00:09:23,904 --> 00:09:25,340 You know, "whipped" is, like, a racially backed term, 313 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:27,344 - so just keep that in mind. - Sorry, Master. 314 00:09:27,344 --> 00:09:29,148 - Hey, show me the next shot that you're setting up. - Okay. 315 00:09:29,148 --> 00:09:30,718 Way ahead of you. Can I get A-cam to frame up, please? 316 00:09:30,718 --> 00:09:32,688 So I thought it would be good to come in 317 00:09:32,688 --> 00:09:34,258 on Brittany's perspective. 318 00:09:34,258 --> 00:09:35,961 Brittany's perspective? Never from her perspective. 319 00:09:35,961 --> 00:09:37,632 - No, it's like a... - Well, the way I see it is, 320 00:09:37,632 --> 00:09:38,934 - if you see it from her... - No, no. Okay, wait. 321 00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:40,604 What if we came down from my feet, 322 00:09:40,604 --> 00:09:43,142 and it goes up like this: classic hero shot, okay? 323 00:09:43,142 --> 00:09:44,846 And then, when that guy she starts dating-- 324 00:09:44,846 --> 00:09:46,282 the older dude with the car-- comes, it's like, 325 00:09:46,282 --> 00:09:48,219 we flip it and we make it underdog mode. 326 00:09:48,219 --> 00:09:50,658 - Where is, like, the guy? - Uh, stand by. One second, there. 327 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,860 Uh, pulling up in that car right now. 328 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:53,262 - That's him? - Yeah, that's him. 329 00:09:53,262 --> 00:09:55,100 Okay, I'm just gonna give him a few notes. 330 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,603 No, no, Dave, where are you going? Where are you going? 331 00:09:56,603 --> 00:09:58,139 We got to keep shooting, guys! Let's go! 332 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,310 Hey, man. So here's the backstory. 333 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:01,980 I'm in love with this girl, 334 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,884 you're the older guy who starts dating her. 335 00:10:03,884 --> 00:10:05,621 Um... 336 00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:07,090 You said there was something on the props truck 337 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:08,794 that I had to look at, right? 338 00:10:08,794 --> 00:10:11,232 So I will be right back and we'll th-- Yeah. 339 00:10:11,232 --> 00:10:12,735 Who the fuck is that guy? 340 00:10:12,735 --> 00:10:14,037 That's the guy you cast to play Matt. 341 00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:15,674 That's the-- Brittany's older lover. 342 00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:17,110 I didn't cast that guy. That's a seven-foot man. 343 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:19,047 - You picked him. - Yeah, yeah, we cast him. 344 00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:20,751 I didn't know he was the Jolly Green Giant. 345 00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:22,722 I just-- We-- He just-- Sorry. 346 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:25,059 - He's a legit seven-footer. Like, I don't understand. - Yeah. 347 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,897 - His audition was chest-up. You got to... - It's almost at his neck. 348 00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:28,399 EMMA: The eyelines are gonna be all over the place. 349 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:29,636 - It's gonna look weird as fuck. - Yeah, no shit. 350 00:10:29,636 --> 00:10:31,105 Okay, okay. I tell you what. 351 00:10:31,105 --> 00:10:32,708 We could put him in, like, a green screen suit. 352 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:33,977 A green screen suit? What's that gonna do? 353 00:10:33,977 --> 00:10:35,648 I don't need to make him disappear 354 00:10:35,648 --> 00:10:37,050 - or, like, turn into a fucking alien. - Okay. 355 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,754 I need a human being to play this girl's... 356 00:10:38,754 --> 00:10:39,989 - We got to shoot... - Can we upgrade an extra, maybe? 357 00:10:39,989 --> 00:10:41,660 - Like, I don't know. - EMMA: Yeah. 358 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,664 Like, that fucking piece of shit kid with the hair? 359 00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:45,433 - Like, he looks kind of... - Oh, yeah, he looks like a piece of shit. 360 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:46,903 - He's perfect. We got to keep this going. - Okay, hold on. 361 00:10:46,903 --> 00:10:47,839 Hey, Steph, Steph. Go prep the guy 362 00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:49,041 with the-the hat, please. 363 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:50,043 Then you can go release our Matt. 364 00:10:50,043 --> 00:10:51,312 Go ahead and release Matt. 365 00:10:51,312 --> 00:10:52,882 No, don't release the seven-foot guy. 366 00:10:52,882 --> 00:10:54,418 No, no, no. He's, like, a funny visual. 367 00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:55,353 We'll have him sneeze, or do something interesting. 368 00:10:55,353 --> 00:10:56,990 Bending over is funny. 369 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,927 I thought you didn't want the video to be funny. 370 00:10:58,927 --> 00:11:00,698 - Emma, it can have moments of comedy. - Actually, question. 371 00:11:00,698 --> 00:11:02,167 Should we release the Young Daves and Brittanys now 372 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,402 at this point, or-or do you want to hold on... 373 00:11:03,402 --> 00:11:04,939 Are you serious? Release the Young Daves? 374 00:11:04,939 --> 00:11:06,208 What about the Evolution of Man scene 375 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,979 where we need every single Young Dave? 376 00:11:07,979 --> 00:11:09,314 - How am I telling you this? - Of course. Yeah, yeah. 377 00:11:09,314 --> 00:11:11,085 Are we getting a crane for that scene? 378 00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:12,855 Okay, we couldn't fit the crane in the parking lot. 379 00:11:12,855 --> 00:11:14,391 They would need a crane to bring in the other crane, 380 00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:16,161 - so we just-- we couldn't afford it. - Okay. 381 00:11:16,161 --> 00:11:17,999 Tell Lonny that I need playback ready at all times. 382 00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:19,034 Now that I'm in the video, I can't see what's being shot. 383 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,470 Or you could just trust me. 384 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,773 - Don't do that. - STEPH: Joo! Coffee for Joo! 385 00:11:21,773 --> 00:11:24,278 Joo. Coffee for Joo. 386 00:11:24,278 --> 00:11:25,981 There you go, Joo. 387 00:11:25,981 --> 00:11:29,154 Sam! Coffee for Sam! 388 00:11:29,154 --> 00:11:31,358 - ROGER: All right, places, everyone! - DAVE: Thank you. 389 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,862 ROGER: Getting ready to shoot. 390 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:34,398 - Hi. - Hi. 391 00:11:34,398 --> 00:11:36,736 - So sorry. - Why are we showing Matt pick me up? 392 00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:38,774 - I thought it was about us. - Uh, it is. 393 00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,744 Like, it's just about context and, you know, 394 00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:42,380 like, really getting the full scope of it. 395 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:43,850 ROGER: All right, everybody! 396 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:44,919 Can I have background back to one 397 00:11:44,919 --> 00:11:46,923 and we're gonna roll camera! 398 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,326 Car should arrive at "cocksucker." 399 00:11:48,326 --> 00:11:49,829 - The lyric "cocksucker." - Can you do me a favor 400 00:11:49,829 --> 00:11:51,332 and cue the car at "cocksucker," please? 401 00:11:51,332 --> 00:11:53,402 - What? - No, it should arrive on "cocksucker." 402 00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:55,206 - Uh, make sure it arrives... - Can I have last looks for my hair? 403 00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:57,344 Emma, how does my hair look in frame right now? 404 00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:59,047 EMMA: We're on your feet. 405 00:11:59,047 --> 00:12:00,450 Right. 406 00:12:07,264 --> 00:12:09,201 I just think that it's not a wide enough shot. Like... 407 00:12:09,201 --> 00:12:12,407 Oh, my God, I can't stop reading these. 408 00:12:12,407 --> 00:12:15,146 (gasps) "Dear Boobie Boobois, 409 00:12:15,146 --> 00:12:17,417 "going to the mall won't be the same without you, 410 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:19,923 but Mr. Tobayashi sends his best." 411 00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:22,427 Mr. Tobayashi. Do you still have him? 412 00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:26,035 I don't know, but hang on, I'm just, like, DM'ing Iverson. 413 00:12:26,035 --> 00:12:28,406 Can you look for Mr. Tobayashi, please? 414 00:12:28,406 --> 00:12:31,178 - Please? (chuckles) - Yeah. Yes, yes. 415 00:12:31,178 --> 00:12:33,984 Mom? Where's Tobayashi kept? 416 00:12:33,984 --> 00:12:36,255 - (whispers): Yes. - Uh, ooh. 417 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,758 Probably in the closet, I think. 418 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,963 Oh, where are you, Tobayashi? 419 00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,334 Oh! I found him. 420 00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:43,870 He was eating his chips. 421 00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:45,908 - There he is. Tobayashi. - There he goes. 422 00:12:45,908 --> 00:12:48,981 - I cannot believe you kept all this stuff. - Yeah. 423 00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:52,253 I mean, this period of time had a profound impact on me. 424 00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:56,261 But we evolve, you know? 425 00:12:56,261 --> 00:12:59,134 Did I tell you that I was dating Doja Cat for a little while? 426 00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:00,804 Which one is Doja Cat? 427 00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:02,374 Doja Cat, like, she's made of milk. 428 00:13:02,374 --> 00:13:04,846 She's, like, a huge global pop star. 429 00:13:04,846 --> 00:13:06,215 It started off really hot and heavy. 430 00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:08,085 It's so hard to maintain that level of heat. 431 00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:09,121 You know, like, she's always doing her thing, 432 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,456 I'm always doing mine. 433 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,060 Lifestyles don't always-- one sec-- 434 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:13,396 like, a-allow for that type of thing. 435 00:13:13,396 --> 00:13:14,866 When you're dating someone in the industry, 436 00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:16,402 it's, like, not always-- What's up, Steph? 437 00:13:16,402 --> 00:13:18,573 Your mom is in the bathroom and she's not coming out. 438 00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:20,109 What do you mean she's not coming out? She's in this scene. 439 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:21,546 She's got to come out. Can you get her? 440 00:13:21,546 --> 00:13:23,049 Well, no, I don't feel comfortable 441 00:13:23,049 --> 00:13:24,451 going into the bathroom, it's her house. 442 00:13:24,451 --> 00:13:27,090 Okay, one sec, Boobie. Bye, Mr. Tobayashi. 443 00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:29,294 What's going on? 444 00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:30,964 Dave, Dave, I just got off the phone with Macaroni Grill. 445 00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:32,334 We got to be out of there by 8:00 p. m., 446 00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:33,537 'cause they have to open up the kitchen. 447 00:13:33,537 --> 00:13:35,440 - What? They said midnight. - I know. 448 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,077 - Well, what are you gonna do? - Did you tell them it was me? 449 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,914 Yeah. They did not know who you were, so... 450 00:13:38,914 --> 00:13:40,483 Okay, so you're saying I'm still an underdog in my own city? 451 00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:42,320 No, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is 452 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,124 - we need to finish this up. - Dave, where are you going? 453 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,594 We're underdogs. It's cool. That's cool. 454 00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:46,529 - I like being an underdog. - Where are you going? 455 00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:47,898 I'm getting my mom. 456 00:13:47,898 --> 00:13:49,502 - Hurry the fuck up. - Okay. 457 00:13:49,502 --> 00:13:50,938 - Mom. - (muffled groaning) 458 00:13:50,938 --> 00:13:52,340 DON: Oh, Carol. 459 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:54,478 - (Carol retching) - Oh, Carol... 460 00:13:54,478 --> 00:13:56,315 Carol, the-- oh... 461 00:13:56,315 --> 00:13:58,386 Whoa. What is going on in here right now? 462 00:13:58,386 --> 00:14:00,991 Your mother ate her hearing aids. 463 00:14:00,991 --> 00:14:02,394 She ate her hearing aids? 464 00:14:02,394 --> 00:14:03,997 Yeah. She-she took them out, 465 00:14:03,997 --> 00:14:05,501 she put them on the table for some reason. 466 00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:07,203 To get relief from all the noise. 467 00:14:07,203 --> 00:14:08,406 And-and I had some kettle corn that I got from... 468 00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:10,009 That he just opened up and put 469 00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:10,978 - all over the table. - ...I got it from crafty. 470 00:14:10,978 --> 00:14:12,615 And yeah, look. 471 00:14:12,615 --> 00:14:15,053 This-this is a several-thousand- dollar problem that we got. 472 00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:16,556 - Mom? - Insurance is not gonna cover this. 473 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,459 - Yes? - Uh, c-can you vomit out your hearing aids 474 00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:20,163 after we shoot this one scene, please? 475 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,900 David? 476 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,438 There's still tape all over the walls. 477 00:14:24,438 --> 00:14:26,543 We just repainted. 478 00:14:26,543 --> 00:14:30,383 Okay, I'll tell them to... Just hurry the fuck up, Mom. 479 00:14:30,383 --> 00:14:32,020 ♪ ♪ 480 00:14:33,924 --> 00:14:35,226 Dave, do you have any free time? 481 00:14:35,226 --> 00:14:36,596 Uh, make playback so accessible, 482 00:14:36,596 --> 00:14:38,365 'cause this is the big scene right here. 483 00:14:38,365 --> 00:14:40,203 She's coming, she's coming. Like, let's just do it. 484 00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:41,606 She'll be here on her mark by the time we start shooting. 485 00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,008 Ready to dance? 486 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,645 Oh, my God. 487 00:14:44,645 --> 00:14:47,183 - (sighs) - I can't believe we are recreating 488 00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:48,954 this moment right now. Insane. 489 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,125 It is insane. I agree. 490 00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:54,499 So, um, when are we gonna have time to actually hang out? 491 00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:57,036 Uh, like, beyond what we're doing? 492 00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:59,040 I don't know that I will, just 'cause, like, 493 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,579 we're gonna wrap late, and then I have to go on tour tomorrow. 494 00:15:01,579 --> 00:15:03,583 - Mm-hmm. - And my parents, I need to see... 495 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,319 It was a stupid idea, you know? 496 00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:07,223 It's actually kind of insane to want 497 00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:10,062 - to carve out time with one of my oldest friends. - Okay. 498 00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:12,701 I'll-- Fine. I will figure out some way after wrap 499 00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:15,707 - to, like, stay up all night. - Did you just say "fine"? 500 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,045 I don't want to be a "fine." I don't want to be a surrender. 501 00:15:18,045 --> 00:15:19,982 No, no surrender at all. I'm excited. Let's hang out. 502 00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:22,420 Because I'd love to chitchat about a few things and catch up. 503 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:25,026 - I would like that. Cool. - Me, too. 504 00:15:25,026 --> 00:15:26,462 - Cool. - ROGER: You guys good to give it a shot? 505 00:15:26,462 --> 00:15:27,965 - DAVE: Yeah. Let's do it. - Okay. 506 00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:29,401 Perfect. Okay, lock it up! 507 00:15:29,401 --> 00:15:31,940 - I'll be at village. - Okay, roll camera! 508 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,545 - Camera set. - ROGER: Set! - Let's do it right. 509 00:15:34,545 --> 00:15:36,248 And action! 510 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:41,325 ♪ I love you back, you know... ♪ 511 00:15:41,325 --> 00:15:43,062 (exhales) No. 512 00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:44,464 (moaning) 513 00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:48,507 - Uh... - Oh, my God. 514 00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:50,209 Yeah. Too much, I think, right? 515 00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:51,713 EMMA: Stay in it. 516 00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:52,715 It doesn't look that bad. 517 00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:55,419 Uh... 518 00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:56,756 Wow, this... 519 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,092 What do you want... 520 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,697 (Dave stammers) 521 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:01,966 Mom, get out. 522 00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:03,435 He-he just told me to come in. 523 00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:05,206 I couldn't really hear you. 524 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,509 I'm in the scene, Mom. Just read the fucking script. 525 00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:09,214 Get out! Okay, uh... 526 00:16:09,214 --> 00:16:10,483 All right, way too much cum. 527 00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:11,986 Cut, cut, cut. 528 00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:12,988 What are you d-- Are you coming? 529 00:16:12,988 --> 00:16:14,424 You said pissing cum. 530 00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:16,529 This is way too much cum. I'm not a fucking yak. 531 00:16:16,529 --> 00:16:18,332 - You said pissing cum. - I'm trying to get, like, a female demographic 532 00:16:18,332 --> 00:16:19,702 - out of this. - That is pissing cum right there. 533 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,539 It's supposed to be highbrow and poetic, 534 00:16:21,539 --> 00:16:23,610 like, no one's ever cum soft, that's why we're doing it. 535 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,547 - Not this. - Well, you didn't tell me that. 536 00:16:25,547 --> 00:16:27,317 I don't know what you imagined, but, like, how could you 537 00:16:27,317 --> 00:16:28,553 - have imagined this? - Look, I mean, that's not fair. 538 00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:30,256 I mean, I worked on this for a long time. 539 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,060 It's too much. Whatever it is, it's way too much. 540 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,362 I got to look at playback and see if this is even usable. 541 00:16:33,362 --> 00:16:35,066 CAROL: That's all over my floor. David? 542 00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:36,569 DAVE: Where's playback? I got to watch that. 543 00:16:36,569 --> 00:16:38,507 CAROL: David, don't get that on my couch. 544 00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:40,042 What is the next scene? 545 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,345 EMMA: It looked less bad on camera 546 00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:42,748 than it probably felt in the moment. 547 00:16:42,748 --> 00:16:44,519 I have to watch playback because it felt horrible. 548 00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:46,288 - This is crazy. - Why can't you just trust me? 549 00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:48,593 Emma, I obviously value your opinion, I really do, 550 00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:50,329 and I'm trying to make this our thing, 551 00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:52,033 but it's still a Lil Dicky video at the end of the day, 552 00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,670 and it's got to be my thing, it's my life story. 553 00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,641 I'm sorry. Stop guilting me for looking at the footage. 554 00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,678 - Hey, we got to watch the playback. - Hey, Dave. Can we talk? 555 00:16:57,678 --> 00:16:59,381 - No, we have to watch the footage. - I'm having an issue here. 556 00:16:59,381 --> 00:17:01,653 - What? - Okay, listen, um... 557 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,357 I-I used to make furniture, okay? 558 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,661 Truly beautiful furniture. 559 00:17:05,661 --> 00:17:07,531 - Okay. - No, it was my purpose in life, 560 00:17:07,531 --> 00:17:09,301 it was my joy, I was really good at it. 561 00:17:09,301 --> 00:17:11,471 I-I did Pat Croce's entire living room. 562 00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:13,175 What are we talking about right now? 563 00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:15,046 As the business grew, so did the pressure. 564 00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:18,152 To relieve that pressure, I-I started to huff. 565 00:17:18,152 --> 00:17:19,822 - To hu...? - To huff. Huff. 566 00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:21,291 Huff. Huff. (inhales sharply) 567 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,295 - Oh! - Yeah. Shellac, lacquer. 568 00:17:23,295 --> 00:17:24,431 I got a-- I got addicted. 569 00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:26,168 - Oh. Oh, God. - Okay? I'd huff, 570 00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:28,405 - create, huff some more, you know? - Yeah. 571 00:17:28,405 --> 00:17:29,809 I smoke weed when I rap. I-- You know. 572 00:17:29,809 --> 00:17:31,679 Yeah, of all-- Did you lose your family? I did. 573 00:17:31,679 --> 00:17:33,215 That-- No, sorry. 574 00:17:33,215 --> 00:17:34,619 - No apologies from you, please. - Okay. 575 00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:37,390 Okay? I lost my family, I lost the store. 576 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,363 And-and, look, these floors, they've recently been redone. 577 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,568 - Fumigation? Yeah. - It's-it's getting bad. 578 00:17:42,568 --> 00:17:44,572 So if I stay here, all right, by the end of the night, 579 00:17:44,572 --> 00:17:47,277 I'm in a dumpster behind a frame store, digging to get that... 580 00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:48,580 You can sleep over. Like, I mean, 581 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,082 it's probably bad to sleep over, but, like, 582 00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:51,485 you don't have to go to the frame store. 583 00:17:51,485 --> 00:17:53,122 - I'll pin you to the bed. - I-I think you're great. 584 00:17:53,122 --> 00:17:54,692 - I'm sorry, I got to go. - No, because if you go, 585 00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:56,596 I won't be able to watch the footage, and I have no idea 586 00:17:56,596 --> 00:17:58,165 - what's going on in the video. - I got to take care of myself. 587 00:17:58,165 --> 00:17:59,434 No, please don't go, Lonny. Please don't go. 588 00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:00,604 - Hi. - Do you have a... 589 00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,373 Would you want to blaze? 590 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,244 D-- No, no. 591 00:18:04,244 --> 00:18:05,647 - I would not. - Okay. 592 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,126 Boobie! We're gonna give that one more time, okay? 593 00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:19,642 ♪ ♪ 594 00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:22,246 ♪ I strategized my hallway walks so I could see her some ♪ 595 00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:23,850 ♪ The only class we had together, Spanish ♪ 596 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:26,154 ♪ What the fuck? I was Carlos, she was Mia ♪ 597 00:18:26,154 --> 00:18:27,658 ♪ Why do they make us choose Spanish names, by the way? ♪ 598 00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:29,294 ♪ Isn't that insane? ♪ 599 00:18:29,294 --> 00:18:31,298 - ♪ Yes ♪ - ♪ I digress ♪ 600 00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:33,168 ♪ Of course he cheated on her, she would call me ♪ 601 00:18:33,168 --> 00:18:34,839 ♪ So depressed, but she kept going back ♪ 602 00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:36,576 ♪ MapQuest-ing, printing out directions ♪ 603 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:37,678 ♪ I designated-drive to his parties ♪ 604 00:18:37,678 --> 00:18:39,582 ♪ That shit was so ♪ 605 00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:41,586 ♪ I was soft, I was pussy, I was weak, I was lame ♪ 606 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,455 ♪ But whatever, I'm in ninth grade, what the hell ♪ 607 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,192 ♪ Could I say? But one time I stayed home ♪ 608 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,696 ♪ His party got busted by the po-po ♪ 609 00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:48,600 ♪ It made me so, so, so, so, so ♪ 610 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,804 ♪ So, so happy, he got grounded and the dance ♪ 611 00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:52,608 ♪ Was this week, I never went to those ♪ 612 00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:54,712 ♪ But now she could just stay home with me ♪ 613 00:18:54,712 --> 00:18:56,549 ♪ Why didn't I go to them? Okay, 'cause I was scared ♪ 614 00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:58,218 ♪ Of getting boners on the dance floor ♪ 615 00:18:58,218 --> 00:18:59,889 ♪ The whole thing was overwhelming ♪ 616 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,626 ♪ It was just a bizarre social situation ♪ 617 00:19:01,626 --> 00:19:03,329 ♪ I didn't drink, everyone did, whatever ♪ 618 00:19:03,329 --> 00:19:05,232 ♪ Back to the story, I was excited ♪ 619 00:19:05,232 --> 00:19:06,569 ♪ To just chill with her, return to our glory ♪ 620 00:19:06,569 --> 00:19:08,339 ♪ Then she like, "Dave, wait" ♪ 621 00:19:08,339 --> 00:19:10,176 ♪ "We should go to the dance together ♪ 622 00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:11,646 ♪ Just be my date," I'm like, "What?" ♪ 623 00:19:11,646 --> 00:19:13,482 ♪ She like, "Yeah," I'm like, "Uh" ♪ 624 00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,486 ♪ I came and came, my brain just said yes ♪ 625 00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:17,758 ♪ Popularity-wise, this is a jetpack, and I miss my friend ♪ 626 00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,461 ♪ And obviously I was fully in love with her ♪ 627 00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:20,731 ♪ So I said, "Okay, no problem" ♪ 628 00:19:20,731 --> 00:19:22,568 ♪ I got my suit with my mama ♪ 629 00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:23,703 ♪ Then we all met up at a fella's house ♪ 630 00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:25,640 ♪ To take a few pics ♪ 631 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,611 ♪ 16 girls, 16 guys, parents filming this shit ♪ 632 00:19:27,611 --> 00:19:29,615 ♪ I pull up with my mama, oh, my God, there's a problem ♪ 633 00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:31,619 ♪ The fucking guy isn't grounded ♪ 634 00:19:31,619 --> 00:19:33,623 ♪ He's really there with his arm around her ♪ 635 00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:35,761 ♪ I couldn't believe it, she said that he showed up ♪ 636 00:19:35,761 --> 00:19:37,230 ♪ And surprised her, and then of course somebody's like ♪ 637 00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:39,367 ♪ "We gotta take a wide pic." ♪ 638 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:42,608 ♪ 33 people, only one had no date, my mama asking me why ♪ 639 00:19:42,608 --> 00:19:44,411 ♪ But I felt way too ashamed, so I just lied ♪ 640 00:19:44,411 --> 00:19:46,549 ♪ I told her that I knew this was happening ♪ 641 00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:49,622 ♪ And that everything was good and I could not abandon it ♪ 642 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,391 ♪ So I went with them, in the limo ♪ 643 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,228 ♪ In the dinner, Macaroni Grill ♪ 644 00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:55,199 ♪ I'm the 33rd wheel, is this real? ♪ 645 00:19:55,199 --> 00:19:56,736 ♪ But it got worse, right before the bill ♪ 646 00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:57,938 ♪ A bunch of waiters and waitresses ♪ 647 00:19:57,938 --> 00:19:59,875 ♪ Bring a cake to my table ♪ 648 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,746 ♪ They're all singing happy birthday to me ♪ 649 00:20:01,746 --> 00:20:04,785 ♪ Happy birthday to me, not my birthday ♪ 650 00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:06,923 ♪ And of course, this fucking restaurant ♪ 651 00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:09,528 ♪ Has this custom where you got to stand up on a table ♪ 652 00:20:09,528 --> 00:20:11,966 ♪ And wave a fucking napkin while everyone stares ♪ 653 00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:14,370 ♪ I saw the older guys laugh so I just played into it ♪ 654 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:15,574 ♪ I'm on a table dancing, embarrassed ♪ 655 00:20:15,574 --> 00:20:17,644 ♪ But no one knew it ♪ 656 00:20:17,644 --> 00:20:19,815 ♪ Except Brittany did and she had been drinking, shit ♪ 657 00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:21,318 ♪ The water bottle full of liquor ♪ 658 00:20:21,318 --> 00:20:22,521 ♪ Lower than my confidence... ♪ 659 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:23,556 CROWD (chanting): Dave! Dave! Dave! 660 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,959 Brittany, where are you...? 661 00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:26,662 - Cut! Where is she going? - Dave, don't call cut. 662 00:20:26,662 --> 00:20:28,533 - We're leaving in two minutes. - Okay. 663 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:30,537 - Oh, no, no. - Let me reset while we get her, please. 664 00:20:30,537 --> 00:20:32,440 - No, wait, we got to shoot now, man! - EMMA: We can't go again! 665 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,845 ...hung up on this girl, man. We have no video now, Dave. 666 00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:37,250 Yeah, we got 90 seconds or they pull that plug. 667 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,953 - Literally. - Okay, well, then bring everyone outside 668 00:20:38,953 --> 00:20:40,423 for the Evolution of Man scene. 669 00:20:40,423 --> 00:20:41,692 - We'll do it out there. - No, Dave, 670 00:20:41,692 --> 00:20:43,262 we don't have permits to shoot outside. 671 00:20:43,262 --> 00:20:44,965 Roger, this is Philly. 672 00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:47,303 Nobody gives a fuck about permits. 673 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,648 Okay, everybody, we're moving outside! 674 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,587 DAVE: Boobie! 675 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,490 We're almost finished. Please don't go right now. 676 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,294 That's the end of your fucking video? 677 00:20:59,294 --> 00:21:00,964 I-I'm not gonna let you make me into a villain, Dave. 678 00:21:00,964 --> 00:21:03,736 Are you actually surprised by the contents of this video? 679 00:21:03,736 --> 00:21:05,841 Like, I'm just showing what happened that night. 680 00:21:05,841 --> 00:21:07,744 Cool, you're just gonna do 681 00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,615 the exact same thing you always do to me. Great. 682 00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:11,686 I should've known that this was where it was gonna go. 683 00:21:12,621 --> 00:21:14,859 What are you talking about? 684 00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:17,898 You're used to owning me and controlling me 685 00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:20,336 and manipulating me and having me do your bidding, 686 00:21:20,336 --> 00:21:22,306 - and it's just not that way anymore. - I'm manipulative? 687 00:21:22,306 --> 00:21:24,645 - Yeah. - Uh, I came here today to hang out with my friend, 688 00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:26,649 and all of a sudden, I'm in a video 689 00:21:26,649 --> 00:21:28,620 - where you're making me look like an asshole. - If you feel 690 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,624 like an asshole by watching what went down in there, 691 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,026 again, I don't know what to tell you. 692 00:21:32,026 --> 00:21:33,630 That's just, like, what occurred. 693 00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:34,999 You know what I think? 694 00:21:34,999 --> 00:21:36,502 What you're actually feeling is the fact 695 00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:39,307 that I've moved on from you. 696 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,480 Boobie? 697 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:46,021 We just spent a whole day shooting a video about me. 698 00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:47,624 It's closure. It's closure. 699 00:21:47,624 --> 00:21:49,495 You're clearly not over it. 700 00:21:49,495 --> 00:21:52,466 And you left out the biggest fucking detail. 701 00:21:52,466 --> 00:21:54,070 What? 702 00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:56,041 That we dated for a month after that. 703 00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:59,414 One month, Brittany. You gave me one month. 704 00:21:59,414 --> 00:22:01,886 Five years of being your absolute best friend, 705 00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:02,921 and then what happened? 706 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,925 You broke my heart so quickly 707 00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:06,929 for another piece of shit older guy. 708 00:22:06,929 --> 00:22:08,766 So forgive me for not including that second ending 709 00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:10,670 in this video, okay? 710 00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:12,039 It fucking killed me. 711 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,510 And it really is probably exactly why 712 00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:15,412 I am today the way that I am today. 713 00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:16,949 This fucking relationship. 714 00:22:16,949 --> 00:22:18,953 (laughs): Okay, well, yeah. 715 00:22:18,953 --> 00:22:21,057 Uh, it's life, Dave. I don't know what to tell you. 716 00:22:21,057 --> 00:22:24,063 I was 16 years old. It was depressing for me, too. 717 00:22:24,063 --> 00:22:26,067 I had family problems. 718 00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:29,374 I was fucking cutting myself. 719 00:22:32,714 --> 00:22:34,518 That sucks. 720 00:22:34,518 --> 00:22:36,889 I obviously did not know that. 721 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,828 I'm just trying to tell my story. 722 00:22:39,828 --> 00:22:42,033 Great, tell your story. That's fine. 723 00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:43,937 But I'm not gonna tell it because it's not mine. 724 00:22:43,937 --> 00:22:46,709 And I'm not gonna be a prop in your... 725 00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,782 "female demographic video." 726 00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:51,519 Where are you going? 727 00:22:51,519 --> 00:22:54,725 (sighs) That's my boyfriend, Dave. 728 00:22:54,725 --> 00:22:57,129 We've been dating for three months. 729 00:22:57,129 --> 00:22:58,967 But how would you know that, right? 730 00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:02,674 'Cause it's not as interesting as dating Doja Cat. 731 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:06,081 Does he have a pink, thick dick? 732 00:23:07,784 --> 00:23:10,824 I really loved you. 733 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,928 It doesn't seem to matter to you at all. 734 00:23:16,636 --> 00:23:19,541 It... Of... It always will matter. 735 00:23:24,518 --> 00:23:26,488 ROGER: Dave. Dave. 736 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,425 There is no time. 737 00:23:28,425 --> 00:23:30,597 - Yeah. - We're done. 738 00:23:30,597 --> 00:23:32,567 I mean, maybe one setup. I... 739 00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,672 Tell me what you want to do. 740 00:23:36,642 --> 00:23:38,780 Do we have any Brittanys still here? 741 00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:41,652 Yes, actually. One. Uh, wardrobe lady's daughter, so... 742 00:23:41,652 --> 00:23:43,188 - Which generation is that? - I don't know. 743 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,758 Doesn't even matter. Get her camera-ready. 744 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,161 I just need, like, five minutes 745 00:23:46,161 --> 00:23:47,998 to sit and think about the ending of this video. 746 00:23:47,998 --> 00:23:49,602 - Yeah. - 'Cause I have an evolution... 747 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:52,608 Copy that. Okay. Uh, hey, uh, Steph. Um... 748 00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:55,647 I have an idea to get it pretty fast in, like, one take. 749 00:23:55,647 --> 00:23:57,851 Do you want to see it? 750 00:23:57,851 --> 00:24:01,626 Uh, do what you see. I really do trust you. 751 00:24:01,626 --> 00:24:03,028 Oh. 752 00:24:03,028 --> 00:24:05,065 Okay. Let's go. 753 00:24:05,065 --> 00:24:06,669 - Uh, Roger? - ROGER: Yes? 754 00:24:06,669 --> 00:24:08,171 EMMA: Okay. We got one take to do this. 755 00:24:08,171 --> 00:24:10,543 Action. 756 00:24:10,543 --> 00:24:12,948 ♪ I told her everything on my mind, I told her everything ♪ 757 00:24:12,948 --> 00:24:16,488 ♪ Every single song that made me think about her every day ♪ 758 00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:17,924 ♪ Everybody said that we're just kids ♪ 759 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,862 ♪ But that never changed the fact ♪ 760 00:24:19,862 --> 00:24:21,632 ♪ That to this kid, you were his everything ♪ 761 00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:23,503 ♪ The next part I will never forget ♪ 762 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:24,738 ♪ She walked right up to me slowly ♪ 763 00:24:24,738 --> 00:24:26,041 ♪ Then she gave me a kiss ♪ 764 00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:29,013 ♪ First kiss, ugh, no way, no ♪ 765 00:24:29,013 --> 00:24:31,752 ♪ Oh, my God, then she said, "I love you, too" ♪ 766 00:24:31,752 --> 00:24:34,558 ♪ I didn't believe her at first, I thought she was drunk ♪ 767 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:36,796 ♪ But then the next day, she was singing the same song ♪ 768 00:24:36,796 --> 00:24:39,902 ♪ She ran over to my crib and was all over me ♪ 769 00:24:39,902 --> 00:24:42,039 ♪ We started kissing, touching, blushing, gushing ♪ 770 00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:43,543 ♪ There was no humping yet, not then ♪ 771 00:24:43,543 --> 00:24:45,079 ♪ But I would settle for love ♪ 772 00:24:45,079 --> 00:24:46,549 ♪ Got my first handjob in the park ♪ 773 00:24:46,549 --> 00:24:48,051 ♪ Really came out the mud ♪ 774 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:50,055 ♪ I couldn't believe it, it was a dream ♪ 775 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:51,191 ♪ I planted my seed on Harrison Avenue yet again ♪ 776 00:24:51,191 --> 00:24:53,028 ♪ I really did it, huh? ♪ 777 00:24:53,028 --> 00:24:54,832 ♪ And then all of a sudden, it was done ♪ 778 00:24:54,832 --> 00:24:56,769 ♪ Just a month long and then she moved on ♪ 779 00:24:56,769 --> 00:24:57,904 ♪ I never knew someone could make you feel ♪ 780 00:24:57,904 --> 00:24:59,040 ♪ So right and so wrong ♪ 781 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,242 ♪ So good and so bad ♪ 782 00:25:00,242 --> 00:25:02,046 ♪ Either way, I had what I had ♪ 783 00:25:02,046 --> 00:25:03,583 ♪ And it showed me I was who I was ♪ 784 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:05,687 ♪ And that I was worthy of love ♪ 785 00:25:05,687 --> 00:25:09,060 ♪ I love you back, you know ♪ 786 00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:10,930 ♪ I love you, girl ♪ 787 00:25:10,930 --> 00:25:13,803 ♪ It's the Evolution of Man ♪ 788 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,974 ♪ I love you, girl ♪ 789 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:18,111 ♪ I'm still evolving ♪ 790 00:25:18,111 --> 00:25:20,015 ♪ But you know ♪ 791 00:25:20,015 --> 00:25:21,217 ♪ I love you, girl ♪ 792 00:25:21,217 --> 00:25:22,954 EMMA: Amazing. Cut. 793 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:26,495 ♪ I love you back, you know ♪ 794 00:25:27,731 --> 00:25:31,672 ♪ I love you back, you know ♪ 795 00:25:33,308 --> 00:25:37,651 ♪ I love you back, you know ♪ 796 00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:41,091 ♪ ♪ 797 00:25:47,169 --> 00:25:50,577 ♪ With all your tenderness ♪ 798 00:25:57,791 --> 00:26:01,131 ♪ With all your tenderness ♪ 799 00:26:01,131 --> 00:26:04,705 ♪ I love you back, you know ♪ 800 00:26:04,705 --> 00:26:06,575 ♪ Yes, I do ♪ 801 00:26:06,575 --> 00:26:09,882 ♪ I love you back, you know ♪ 802 00:26:09,882 --> 00:26:11,886 ♪ Yes, I do ♪ 803 00:26:11,886 --> 00:26:16,595 ♪ I love you back, you know. ♪ 804 00:26:19,668 --> 00:26:23,171 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org