1 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,093 (giggles) 2 00:00:09,228 --> 00:00:11,366 (giggles) Hi. 3 00:00:11,366 --> 00:00:13,604 (giggles, squeals) 4 00:00:17,779 --> 00:00:20,484 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:20,484 --> 00:00:21,754 ♪ White ♪ 6 00:00:24,688 --> 00:00:26,125 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 7 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:28,262 ♪ I'm a white guy ♪ 8 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,201 ♪ I do what I like ♪ 9 00:00:31,201 --> 00:00:34,675 ♪ I get all the jobs ♪ 10 00:00:34,675 --> 00:00:37,847 ♪ Even if it's wrong and ♪ 11 00:00:37,847 --> 00:00:40,086 ♪ I'm just living life ♪ 12 00:00:40,086 --> 00:00:42,724 ♪ I do what I want ♪ 13 00:00:42,724 --> 00:00:46,532 ♪ Thank God I'm white in Amer-America ♪ 14 00:00:46,532 --> 00:00:48,602 ♪ Let me just, uh ♪ 15 00:00:48,602 --> 00:00:50,640 - ♪ Aw, damn, goddamn, white man... ♪ - (screams) 16 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,310 ♪ Tippin' cups in the strip club, no flip cup ♪ 17 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:54,181 ♪ With a fit butt rubbin' on my Nike zip-up ♪ 18 00:00:54,181 --> 00:00:55,883 ♪ No Whisenhunt, but them bad bitches get cut ♪ 19 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:57,220 ♪ Got to get up, so the dick tucked ♪ 20 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:59,124 ♪ What the fuck you doing? ♪ 21 00:00:59,124 --> 00:01:01,161 CROWD (chanting): Dicky! Dicky! Dicky! 22 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,666 - Dicky! Dicky! - (screams, laughs) 23 00:01:03,666 --> 00:01:05,703 DAVE: All right, Mississippi. 24 00:01:05,703 --> 00:01:08,843 I need a female participant onstage ASAP. 25 00:01:08,843 --> 00:01:11,181 - Where is she? Where is she at? - (crowd cheering) 26 00:01:11,181 --> 00:01:15,022 Oh, I see her right there. Yes, I do. 27 00:01:15,022 --> 00:01:16,892 I see her. 28 00:01:16,892 --> 00:01:21,168 And, uh, where am I going? I don't know. 29 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,804 Oh. And, uh... 30 00:01:22,804 --> 00:01:23,906 I love you, Lil Dicky, over here! Over here! 31 00:01:23,906 --> 00:01:25,343 You. 32 00:01:25,343 --> 00:01:27,881 - (crowd cheering) - Yeah. Come on. Yeah. 33 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:29,986 - (screams, laughs) - Get up here. 34 00:01:29,986 --> 00:01:31,956 Yeah. There she is. 35 00:01:31,956 --> 00:01:33,960 - (crowd booing) - Hi. - Hi. 36 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,863 - How you doing? - FAN: Get off the stage, 37 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:37,033 you fat fucking whore! 38 00:01:37,033 --> 00:01:40,006 (crowd booing, jeering) 39 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,299 And to the republic, for which it stands... 40 00:01:53,299 --> 00:01:55,269 - A nation. - One nation, 41 00:01:55,269 --> 00:01:56,973 - under God... - Invisible. 42 00:01:56,973 --> 00:01:58,309 GATA: Yeah. 43 00:01:58,309 --> 00:02:00,680 VATKA: The liberty of justice because. 44 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,350 GATA: Yeah. Kind of close, but, 45 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:04,654 - yeah. - Baby, I want you to fuck me to these words. 46 00:02:04,654 --> 00:02:05,857 Crazy, right? 47 00:02:05,857 --> 00:02:07,093 - (knock at door) - Oh, Dave, it's her. 48 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:08,729 - Get up. - She's here? 49 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,266 Hey. Hi. Yeah, come on in. 50 00:02:10,266 --> 00:02:11,970 Thank you so much. 51 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:13,272 MEG: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 52 00:02:13,272 --> 00:02:14,608 Hi. 53 00:02:14,608 --> 00:02:16,879 - I'm Dave. - Hi. 54 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:19,117 Hi. (stammers) I'm-I'm Meg. (laughing) 55 00:02:19,117 --> 00:02:20,386 I'm sorry, I'm just, 56 00:02:20,386 --> 00:02:22,157 I'm such a huge fan. 57 00:02:22,157 --> 00:02:24,361 You're, like, my favorite rapper of all time. (laughs) 58 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,797 Oh, shit. I'm like your Drake. 59 00:02:25,797 --> 00:02:27,233 - Yeah. - Cool. 60 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:29,905 Well, Meg, I just had to look at you mano a mano 61 00:02:29,905 --> 00:02:31,708 and tell you I'm so sorry about 62 00:02:31,708 --> 00:02:33,879 - what happened tonight. - Oh, oh, don't worry about it. 63 00:02:33,879 --> 00:02:35,783 I-I mean, it's a Lil Dicky show, right? 64 00:02:35,783 --> 00:02:38,122 - I get it. - Oh. Well... 65 00:02:38,122 --> 00:02:39,925 We will make it up to you. 66 00:02:39,925 --> 00:02:41,261 - Mike. - Yeah? 67 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,032 - Let's get her a T-shirt. - (Meg gasps) 68 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:45,169 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What size? - Yeah. 69 00:02:45,169 --> 00:02:47,740 - Bring the whole box over so she can pick. - Yeah, yeah. 70 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:49,077 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 71 00:02:49,077 --> 00:02:51,081 We have a full service operation here, 72 00:02:51,081 --> 00:02:52,884 and we designed all the clothes. 73 00:02:52,884 --> 00:02:54,221 - Oh. Okay. - MIKE: Check it out. Boom. 74 00:02:54,221 --> 00:02:57,694 And... a Lil Dicky show is an experience, 75 00:02:57,694 --> 00:02:59,097 and you had the wrong experience tonight, 76 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:00,399 so you have to have the right experience. 77 00:03:00,399 --> 00:03:02,203 Like, what about coming to another show? 78 00:03:02,203 --> 00:03:04,207 - Uh... - You want to come to Memphis? 79 00:03:04,207 --> 00:03:06,345 - MEG: Memphis? - DAVE: Backstage passes. 80 00:03:06,345 --> 00:03:08,449 - Oh, my God. (laughs) - The whole kit and caboodle. 81 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:11,321 Oh, wow, um, that is so generous, 82 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,726 but, um, I don't have a car. 83 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:16,298 - Oh. - So... yeah. 84 00:03:16,298 --> 00:03:19,938 - Well, we have a tour bus. - It's full. 85 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:21,775 - It's... (clears throat) It's full, sadly. - No. 86 00:03:21,775 --> 00:03:23,812 - It's not full. - No? 87 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:25,082 - DAVE: She's riding to Memphis with us. - MIKE: Is she? Okay. 88 00:03:25,082 --> 00:03:26,351 DAVE: Yeah, she's my ride or die. 89 00:03:26,351 --> 00:03:27,387 DAVE: If she doesn't ride, we all die. 90 00:03:27,387 --> 00:03:29,024 Are you serious? 91 00:03:29,024 --> 00:03:30,293 Yeah, we're gonna have the time of our lives 92 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,762 traveling across America. What do you say? 93 00:03:31,762 --> 00:03:32,998 - Oh, my gosh, okay, yeah! - DAVE: Yeah? 94 00:03:32,998 --> 00:03:34,901 - All right. Yeah. - (screams, laughs) 95 00:03:34,901 --> 00:03:36,772 It's gonna be so fun. You can't shit on the bus, though, at all. 96 00:03:36,772 --> 00:03:38,742 - Oh, okay. - DAVE: Yeah. 97 00:03:38,742 --> 00:03:40,246 - Uh, sure. - It's not just you, it's everybody can't shit. 98 00:03:40,246 --> 00:03:41,949 - I-I can hold it in. Great. (squeals) - Great. 99 00:03:56,912 --> 00:03:59,317 ♪ Savior, like a shepherd... ♪ 100 00:03:59,317 --> 00:04:01,288 (squeals) 101 00:04:01,288 --> 00:04:03,792 ♪ Much we need... ♪ 102 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:05,296 There she is. 103 00:04:05,296 --> 00:04:07,033 - (squeals) I cannot... - Welcome to the tour. 104 00:04:07,033 --> 00:04:09,738 I-I-I cannot believe y'all are even at my house. 105 00:04:09,738 --> 00:04:11,041 - (laughs) - Oh, yeah. 106 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:12,877 - Wh-Why are y'all getting off? - Oh, so 107 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,049 my DJ has this urgent Zoom meeting that just came up, 108 00:04:15,049 --> 00:04:16,885 and the rats ate our Wi-Fi thing, so... 109 00:04:16,885 --> 00:04:18,222 - I hate to intrude. - Yeah. 110 00:04:18,222 --> 00:04:20,026 Any way we can just pop in for 20 minutes 111 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,395 just so he can do this? And then we'll be on our way. 112 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:24,734 - Oh, uh, sure, no problem. Yeah. - DAVE: Okay. 113 00:04:24,734 --> 00:04:26,305 I mean, it's not very fancy. 114 00:04:26,305 --> 00:04:28,742 Oh, no, it looks, uh, slice of life, in a good way. 115 00:04:28,742 --> 00:04:30,279 I don't even know. I think she got cancer or something. 116 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:31,315 CLIFF: I'm-a go gas up. 117 00:04:31,315 --> 00:04:33,118 Okay. 118 00:04:36,224 --> 00:04:38,829 - I still live with my parents. - Oh. That's cool. 119 00:04:38,829 --> 00:04:41,034 Like, living with my parents was my favorite part of life, 120 00:04:41,034 --> 00:04:44,474 you know? It all starts with the birth. 121 00:04:44,474 --> 00:04:47,347 Hey, Meg, what's the Wi-Fi? 122 00:04:47,347 --> 00:04:50,786 Oh, uh, "I live for him," one word, all caps. 123 00:04:50,786 --> 00:04:52,457 Wow, you are a big fan. 124 00:04:52,457 --> 00:04:55,796 Oh, no. "Him" is Jesus. 125 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,802 - Oh, sure. - Yeah. Um, I'll set you up 126 00:04:58,802 --> 00:05:00,473 - in Aaron's room right down the hall. - Oh, thank you so much. 127 00:05:00,473 --> 00:05:01,775 - Mm-hmm. - GATA: Hey, Megabyte, 128 00:05:01,775 --> 00:05:03,045 where the bathroom at? 129 00:05:03,045 --> 00:05:04,314 Oh, uh, right down that way. 130 00:05:04,314 --> 00:05:06,051 - All right. Thank you. - Yeah. Yeah. 131 00:05:08,389 --> 00:05:12,096 You know, what I need is a tour of the home. 132 00:05:12,096 --> 00:05:14,934 You know? I got to know what makes Meg Meg. 133 00:05:14,934 --> 00:05:15,971 Uh, okay. 134 00:05:15,971 --> 00:05:18,842 - Take me, my lady. - Okay... 135 00:05:18,842 --> 00:05:22,550 my, um... Well, here's the family room. 136 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:24,421 I used to know all this shit. 137 00:05:24,421 --> 00:05:26,892 MEG: Uh, a lot of happy memories here. 138 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,099 (heavy rain outside) 139 00:05:30,099 --> 00:05:31,835 DAVE: Wow, it's... it's starting to come down. 140 00:05:31,835 --> 00:05:32,837 Check this out. 141 00:05:34,007 --> 00:05:36,011 Aw, you got it. 142 00:05:36,011 --> 00:05:37,814 - Yeah. - Man, yeah. 143 00:05:37,814 --> 00:05:39,384 Like, there were so many rounds of notes with this thing 144 00:05:39,384 --> 00:05:41,254 to make it not look albino. 145 00:05:41,254 --> 00:05:42,857 'Cause it, like, looks like 146 00:05:42,857 --> 00:05:44,561 an albino Black man. You see what I'm saying? 147 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,832 Yeah. I-I think it looks just like you. 148 00:05:46,832 --> 00:05:48,002 - (both laugh) - Oh, my gosh. 149 00:05:48,002 --> 00:05:49,404 Yeah, I get all your stuff. 150 00:05:49,404 --> 00:05:51,875 I-I think you are a satirical genius. 151 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:54,014 - (sighs) Thank you. I appreciate that. - (laughs) Yeah. 152 00:05:54,014 --> 00:05:55,282 Like your song "White Guy," 153 00:05:55,282 --> 00:05:57,420 I totally get it. I see all the irony, 154 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:58,957 - all the layers. Yeah. - Yes. Yes. 155 00:05:58,957 --> 00:06:01,128 I love how y-you take these big ideas 156 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,998 and, and you subvert them 157 00:06:02,998 --> 00:06:04,401 and y-you get the point across through the humor in your music. 158 00:06:04,401 --> 00:06:05,836 - Yes. Yeah. - Yeah. 159 00:06:05,836 --> 00:06:07,573 Ah, cool. I mean, yeah, like, 160 00:06:07,573 --> 00:06:09,411 what-what are people like out here? 161 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,048 'Cause I, honestly, I wasn't really vibing 162 00:06:11,048 --> 00:06:12,884 with the crowd last night, to be honest. 163 00:06:12,884 --> 00:06:14,587 Oh. Uh, why? 'Cause they hollered at me? 164 00:06:14,587 --> 00:06:16,525 (scoffs) No, look, 165 00:06:16,525 --> 00:06:19,030 those guys are B-holes, but they got 'em everywhere, right? 166 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:21,134 I'd even say they were D-holes. 167 00:06:21,134 --> 00:06:22,537 - Hmm. - Yeah. 168 00:06:23,505 --> 00:06:26,578 Uh, he re, let me show you a picture of my best friend. 169 00:06:26,578 --> 00:06:29,317 She's crippled, but she is so cool. (chuckles) 170 00:06:29,317 --> 00:06:32,223 Yeah. Cool. Yeah, she is, uh, crippled. 171 00:06:32,223 --> 00:06:34,260 (moaning) 172 00:06:38,202 --> 00:06:40,272 I got a present for you. 173 00:06:46,518 --> 00:06:48,455 You don't like? 174 00:06:48,455 --> 00:06:52,163 Oh, no, it's-it's pretty dope. 175 00:06:52,163 --> 00:06:55,436 (moaning) 176 00:06:55,436 --> 00:06:57,306 No, I mean, I love Wizard of Oz, too. 177 00:06:57,306 --> 00:06:59,043 It's just kind of hard to watch now that 178 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,946 we know that Judy Garland was being sexually assaulted 179 00:07:00,946 --> 00:07:02,350 every day by the Oompa-Loompas. 180 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:05,389 Yeah, yeah, sure. Uh, the Munchkins. 181 00:07:05,389 --> 00:07:06,892 - Oh, the Munchkins. - Yeah. 182 00:07:06,892 --> 00:07:08,195 Yeah, she was molested by the Munchkins. 183 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,099 I mean, they were upskirting her, you know? 184 00:07:10,099 --> 00:07:11,601 - Yeah. - Anyways, 185 00:07:11,601 --> 00:07:15,042 what are your wildest hopes and dreams in life, Meg? 186 00:07:16,545 --> 00:07:19,050 Well, um... 187 00:07:19,050 --> 00:07:20,653 I love to dance. 188 00:07:20,653 --> 00:07:23,358 - (laughs) - You want to dance? 189 00:07:23,358 --> 00:07:26,498 (laughs) No, no. There's-there's no music. 190 00:07:26,498 --> 00:07:29,337 Huh? You said there's no music? 191 00:07:29,337 --> 00:07:31,208 - (laughs) - Come on. 192 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,978 - Whoo! - Hey! 193 00:07:36,685 --> 00:07:39,057 Whoa. 194 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:44,501 ♪ ♪ 195 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,110 Oh, my God. 196 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:51,014 - I love that. - (laughs) 197 00:07:51,014 --> 00:07:53,252 I, like, am in love with this style of dance. 198 00:07:53,252 --> 00:07:55,422 Yeah, uh... (stammers) I actually had a-a 199 00:07:55,422 --> 00:07:58,629 TikTok channel with over 6,000 views. 200 00:07:58,629 --> 00:08:00,432 Oh, send it to me, I-I'll tweet it. 201 00:08:00,432 --> 00:08:02,637 Oh, um... 202 00:08:02,637 --> 00:08:04,541 My parents made me take it down, 203 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:06,545 - actually. Yeah. - Oh, no. Why? 204 00:08:06,545 --> 00:08:09,317 They banned secular dancing. (chuckles) 205 00:08:09,317 --> 00:08:11,154 They think it's unchristian. 206 00:08:11,154 --> 00:08:15,129 No dancing 'cause of Christian? 207 00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:18,001 But I-I-I'm not gonna be, like, a professional dancer 208 00:08:18,001 --> 00:08:19,972 or anything anyway, right? So who cares? 209 00:08:19,972 --> 00:08:21,575 I don't know, I have to object 210 00:08:21,575 --> 00:08:23,412 to that. Like, nowadays you don't need to be born with, 211 00:08:23,412 --> 00:08:24,982 like, an infinite amount of talent 212 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,518 to be a professional at a certain thing. 213 00:08:26,518 --> 00:08:28,188 Like, if you have your own style and your own pizzazz, 214 00:08:28,188 --> 00:08:30,125 you can really make anything happen. 215 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:32,430 That just sucks 'cause I feel like it should be your choice, 216 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:34,701 not theirs. 217 00:08:35,736 --> 00:08:37,273 (car door closes) 218 00:08:37,273 --> 00:08:38,709 Shoot, shoot. 219 00:08:38,709 --> 00:08:41,047 What's going on? 220 00:08:41,047 --> 00:08:44,487 I think the bus rat has been gnawing on my phone. 221 00:08:44,487 --> 00:08:46,057 I was gonna bring a girl back to the bus, 222 00:08:46,057 --> 00:08:47,460 and I was gonna bang-bang it out, 223 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,430 and then I just bailed 'cause of the rats. 224 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:51,168 I was like, she's gonna see rats. 225 00:08:51,168 --> 00:08:53,138 - And rat shit, you know? - EMMA: Sure, it was the rats. 226 00:08:53,138 --> 00:08:55,042 MIKE: That is the reason. I didn't want her to see rats 227 00:08:55,042 --> 00:08:56,178 - and be grossed out. - EMMA: How many people have you...? 228 00:08:56,178 --> 00:08:57,480 - I hook up... - (gasps) Oh. 229 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,582 - Uh... - Hi. 230 00:08:58,582 --> 00:09:00,052 - EMMA: Hi. - MIKE: Uh... 231 00:09:00,052 --> 00:09:01,087 - What in the world? - MIKE: Hello. 232 00:09:01,087 --> 00:09:02,456 Who are you people? 233 00:09:02,456 --> 00:09:04,327 We're here with your daughter. Um... 234 00:09:04,327 --> 00:09:06,698 Girl who has the body and the h-- all the... head of hair. 235 00:09:06,698 --> 00:09:08,435 - She's shorter. - EMMA: She's... 236 00:09:08,435 --> 00:09:10,773 She has all the hair on her head. There she is. 237 00:09:10,773 --> 00:09:13,478 Mom, Dad, I thought y'all were at the fair. 238 00:09:13,478 --> 00:09:16,218 We had to turn around 'cause of the weather. 239 00:09:16,218 --> 00:09:19,157 All of Mother's custards got spoiled. 240 00:09:19,157 --> 00:09:22,230 Megan Ashley, I know you weren't alone with a man in this house. 241 00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:24,601 No, no, no. (stammers) It's not like that. 242 00:09:24,601 --> 00:09:26,204 - No. - SPENCER: For the life of me, 243 00:09:26,204 --> 00:09:29,644 I do not understand what is going on here. 244 00:09:29,644 --> 00:09:31,648 So, we're friends with Meg, and she actually 245 00:09:31,648 --> 00:09:33,185 was just being kind enough 246 00:09:33,185 --> 00:09:35,189 to let us use the Wi-Fi here on our way 247 00:09:35,189 --> 00:09:37,193 - to... 248 00:09:37,193 --> 00:09:38,629 - Memphis. - We're headed to Memphis, and we're just stopping over. 249 00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:40,366 - We'll be out of here soon. - DAVE: In and out. 250 00:09:40,366 --> 00:09:42,803 - Y'all ain't going nowhere. - (thunder rumbling) 251 00:09:42,803 --> 00:09:44,607 They closed the roads. 252 00:09:46,311 --> 00:09:48,081 Hurricane. 253 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:50,619 DAVE: Oh. 254 00:09:50,619 --> 00:09:52,089 MIKE: Hmm. 255 00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:55,062 Well... 256 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,364 CINDY: Don't worry, 257 00:09:56,364 --> 00:09:59,637 y'all can stay here till it passes. 258 00:09:59,637 --> 00:10:01,274 Ah... 259 00:10:01,274 --> 00:10:03,111 Uh... 260 00:10:03,111 --> 00:10:04,781 Megan Ashley, will you just come and help your grandmother? 261 00:10:04,781 --> 00:10:05,783 She's drenched. 262 00:10:05,783 --> 00:10:07,386 So, um... 263 00:10:07,386 --> 00:10:08,488 We have to stay... 264 00:10:09,524 --> 00:10:11,528 Richard? 265 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,565 What's that? 266 00:10:13,565 --> 00:10:15,569 Richard. 267 00:10:15,569 --> 00:10:17,406 Oh, no, you're confused. 268 00:10:17,406 --> 00:10:19,811 I'm Michael. Michael. 269 00:10:19,811 --> 00:10:23,185 So, I-I've just been considering this beautiful offer, 270 00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:25,556 but we have, like, all the wheel drive. 271 00:10:25,556 --> 00:10:27,293 - Oh, yeah. - Bus driver's coming. We're gonna cruise 272 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,562 - through it. We are... - Vroom. We'll be out. 273 00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:30,099 No. 274 00:10:30,099 --> 00:10:32,270 I wouldn't get caught in the storm. 275 00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:34,140 Got stuck out there a few weeks back 276 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,676 with the boys at our meeting. 277 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,680 Wasn't pretty. 278 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,317 - A meeting with the boys? - Uh... 279 00:10:39,317 --> 00:10:41,388 (laughs) And there's more. 280 00:10:41,388 --> 00:10:43,158 Uh, this is my friend Gata, 281 00:10:43,158 --> 00:10:44,694 short for alligator, and 282 00:10:44,694 --> 00:10:47,700 Vatka, which is not short for anything. 283 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,437 She's just Trans-Siberian. 284 00:10:49,437 --> 00:10:51,141 Not to be confused 285 00:10:51,141 --> 00:10:52,576 - with transsexual. - Uh... 286 00:10:52,576 --> 00:10:54,447 - Transgender. - Eh. 287 00:10:54,447 --> 00:10:57,720 And there is another guy in another room as well. 288 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,624 - He's tan. - (thunder rumbling) 289 00:11:02,249 --> 00:11:04,519 Well, can you-- Can't you just, like, drive through it? 290 00:11:06,149 --> 00:11:07,251 Cliff is stuck at an AmPm. 291 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:08,620 Dude, why can't we just Uber? 292 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,324 Because, dude, it's crazy outside. 293 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:11,526 What are you talking about? 294 00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:13,530 Cliff. 295 00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:15,467 All right, well, just, just stay safe, 296 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,071 and then we'll see you soon, huh? 297 00:11:17,071 --> 00:11:19,141 What are you looking at, baby? 298 00:11:19,141 --> 00:11:22,281 Relax, read the room. It's not time for that. 299 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:24,619 These people are insanely conservative. 300 00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:26,422 DAVE: Yeah, no shit. We're, like, 301 00:11:26,422 --> 00:11:28,493 in the absolute belly of the beast right now, everybody. 302 00:11:28,493 --> 00:11:30,163 Take note and heed, okay? 303 00:11:30,163 --> 00:11:31,799 There are some outdated principles 304 00:11:31,799 --> 00:11:33,803 being adhered to in this household. 305 00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:35,607 Okay, but they're putting us up, all right? 306 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,344 So, that's a good belief. 307 00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:39,215 And I appreciate that, but I am thinking about 308 00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:41,286 our dear, sweet Meg, who we've already put through hell, 309 00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:43,223 mind you, okay? She's got to deal 310 00:11:43,223 --> 00:11:44,692 - with this whole shit on a day-to-day level? - MIKE: Oh. 311 00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:47,131 All she wants to do in life is dance. 312 00:11:47,131 --> 00:11:49,235 That's what makes her happy. That's what fills her soul. 313 00:11:49,235 --> 00:11:52,441 And her parents ban it because it's "unchristian." 314 00:11:52,441 --> 00:11:54,779 Didn't your parents tell you not to be a rapper, bro? 315 00:11:54,779 --> 00:11:57,251 Not for religious reasons. Like, that was just because 316 00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:59,188 they were being practical and logical as far as, like, 317 00:11:59,188 --> 00:12:00,858 planning my future, and I-I understand, like, 318 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,461 logic and practicality are Jewish traits, 319 00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:03,797 - though, but... - MIKE: Very. 320 00:12:03,797 --> 00:12:05,734 You know, I-I-I might just have a word with 321 00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:07,538 - her parents and... - Bro, please do not say anything that 322 00:12:07,538 --> 00:12:09,242 gets us kicked out of this house during a fucking hurricane. 323 00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:11,412 My mom 324 00:12:11,412 --> 00:12:13,550 says that we cannot continue to sit back 325 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,787 and let people ruin the societal fabric 326 00:12:15,787 --> 00:12:18,293 of our country just because they were "raised differently." 327 00:12:18,293 --> 00:12:19,662 - Like, we're past that point. - GATA: If anybody 328 00:12:19,662 --> 00:12:21,432 should be uncomfortable, it should be the Blacks. 329 00:12:21,432 --> 00:12:23,436 I don't like the way that dude looked at me. 330 00:12:23,436 --> 00:12:26,175 Hey. Jew to Black, we're in the same boat here. 331 00:12:26,175 --> 00:12:28,848 We're in Mississippi, we're both kind of, you know, not... 332 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,817 - GATA: Same boat? You not in the same boat as me. - What? 333 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,554 Y'all ain't go through no slavery. 334 00:12:32,554 --> 00:12:34,759 - Have you ever heard of the Holocaust? - Oh... 335 00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:36,162 That's not slavery. 336 00:12:36,162 --> 00:12:37,631 It's not slavery? What do you mean? 337 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,669 They enslaved the Jews and then starved them 338 00:12:39,669 --> 00:12:40,838 to the point of wither, 339 00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:42,274 - right? - Mm. 340 00:12:42,274 --> 00:12:43,844 I mean, both things are terrible, 341 00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:45,814 but at least with slavery the aim was not to exterminate. 342 00:12:45,814 --> 00:12:47,418 The aim was to keep everybody alive 343 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,288 so output could be, like, at a max. 344 00:12:49,288 --> 00:12:50,691 - MIKE: Oh, my God. - Output? - DAVE: It's true, it's true. 345 00:12:50,691 --> 00:12:52,862 They were producing bushels of, like, wheat 346 00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:54,699 - and cotton. - Cotton, you fucking asshole. 347 00:12:54,699 --> 00:12:56,302 Then, like, the whole economy, the GDP, 348 00:12:56,302 --> 00:12:57,571 everything was on the line. 349 00:12:57,571 --> 00:12:58,874 The Holocaust, they were just, like, 350 00:12:58,874 --> 00:13:00,377 bringing in the Jews, thinning them, 351 00:13:00,377 --> 00:13:02,448 and then cutting their heads off with gas. 352 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,851 MIKE: Okay, and here we are being the lazy, 353 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,320 liberal assholes they think we are. 354 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,723 We should be out there helping them, 355 00:13:06,723 --> 00:13:07,859 boarding up the windows, or whatever the fuck 356 00:13:07,859 --> 00:13:09,762 you do, and also, don't say a word 357 00:13:09,762 --> 00:13:11,399 to her parents about dancing. 358 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,570 Don't. 359 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:16,175 - Don't. - This is the last thing I'm gonna say about the Holocaust. 360 00:13:16,175 --> 00:13:17,444 - (Mike groans) - Oh, my God... 361 00:13:17,444 --> 00:13:18,446 DAVE: Back when it was happening, 362 00:13:18,446 --> 00:13:20,450 a lot of people didn't speak up, 363 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:22,755 and then, when the Nazis came for those people, 364 00:13:22,755 --> 00:13:25,661 - there was nobody left to speak up for them. - (Mike sighs) 365 00:13:25,661 --> 00:13:27,331 - I learned that in Hebrew school. - Mm. 366 00:13:27,331 --> 00:13:29,903 I'm not gonna have Meg be fucked that way. 367 00:13:29,903 --> 00:13:31,406 - Don't be stupid. - Look, they're not 368 00:13:31,406 --> 00:13:32,942 gonna be able to argue with the logic 369 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,645 that I'm gonna come with. No one can argue with logic. 370 00:13:34,645 --> 00:13:36,884 - (loud bang) - (thunder cracks) 371 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,620 (murmuring) 372 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:39,789 - We got to get the fuck out of here. - Fuck. 373 00:13:45,854 --> 00:13:48,034 Do you wanna make knife and fork duos with me? 374 00:13:48,406 --> 00:13:52,348 God says I'm foolhardy and tarnished. 375 00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:54,485 What was that? 376 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:57,624 He hates me when I weep. 377 00:13:57,624 --> 00:14:00,898 Okay. 378 00:14:00,898 --> 00:14:03,803 - (thunder rumbling) - Oh. 379 00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:07,711 Dadgum storm turned right for us. 380 00:14:07,711 --> 00:14:09,715 Aaron needs to take care 381 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:11,819 of that dead tree that blew into the shed. 382 00:14:11,819 --> 00:14:13,490 Well, I'll tell him. 383 00:14:14,492 --> 00:14:15,962 (Spencer sighs) 384 00:14:17,598 --> 00:14:19,568 So, you're a-a musical performer? 385 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,704 That's right. 386 00:14:20,704 --> 00:14:23,309 Is it Christian music? 387 00:14:23,309 --> 00:14:25,313 Uh... 388 00:14:25,313 --> 00:14:27,584 If you count Jewish as Christian. 389 00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:29,455 Um, which... 390 00:14:29,455 --> 00:14:31,259 I don't know why you would, unless you were thinking about 391 00:14:31,259 --> 00:14:32,594 how Jesus was Jewish, right? 392 00:14:32,594 --> 00:14:35,400 Uh, but if you don't think that way, no. 393 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,271 Um, I'm actually a rapper. 394 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:42,281 But, like, with a totally-- a positive message. 395 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,953 Well, we prefer God's message. 396 00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:48,593 - Yeah? Um... - CINDY: Mm. 397 00:14:48,593 --> 00:14:49,996 And I hear that fully. Um... 398 00:14:49,996 --> 00:14:52,601 I do think God would totally gel 399 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,538 with my message, for what it's worth. 400 00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:56,409 You don't have to share our values 401 00:14:56,409 --> 00:14:57,912 - to share our table. - Mm. 402 00:14:59,582 --> 00:15:02,421 To play devil's advocate, not that he needs one, 403 00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:04,458 this is kind of what's wrong with America, you know? 404 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,629 We don't really know each other. You don't know my values. 405 00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:08,800 Maybe we have more in common than you might think. 406 00:15:11,372 --> 00:15:12,741 I am so sorry. 407 00:15:12,741 --> 00:15:14,512 - (chuckles): Okay. - (chuckles) 408 00:15:14,512 --> 00:15:16,950 Why don't you tell me what they are? 409 00:15:17,952 --> 00:15:19,555 Uh... 410 00:15:20,524 --> 00:15:22,461 Mom, what are our values? 411 00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:23,864 CAROL (over phone): Our values? 412 00:15:23,864 --> 00:15:25,500 Yeah, like, I'm in Mississippi right now, 413 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,970 and I think I'm with some people that you said 414 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,740 are, like, the bad part of America. 415 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:31,446 Oh, God, David, are they armed? 416 00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:33,583 No. Well, I don't know, probably, but, 417 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,520 like, I mean, I'm trying to remember what I learned about 418 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,324 nature versus nurture. It's just, like, 419 00:15:37,324 --> 00:15:39,495 they say they get their word from Jesus. 420 00:15:39,495 --> 00:15:42,000 - And I don't know what, like, station this is. - (thunder rumbles loudly) 421 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,940 God... damn it, I love you, brother. 422 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:48,746 I'll see you on the other side of that mountain. 423 00:15:48,746 --> 00:15:51,752 Talking to, um, my cousin. 424 00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:54,792 I need you. 425 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,964 You need me? 426 00:15:56,964 --> 00:15:59,568 Come on. 427 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:03,610 (thunder cracks) 428 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,816 You know, no one ever says "things are going north" 429 00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:08,353 when they're going well. 430 00:16:08,353 --> 00:16:10,023 Only south when they're going poorly. 431 00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:11,759 In the name of things going poorly, 432 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:13,630 I think the little girl is a demon. 433 00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:15,902 - No. - Bro, she's a kid. 434 00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:19,041 MIKE: You know when rappers say "demon time"? What is that? 435 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,045 EMMA: I thought it was when people fuck late-night 436 00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,814 and they don't want to tell anyone about it. 437 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:25,387 ELZ: No, that's called a "sneaky wink." 438 00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:27,691 MIKE: God, there's so many terms I just don't understand or know. 439 00:16:27,691 --> 00:16:28,793 EMMA: Sneak... 440 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,063 - (whispers): Dude. - What? 441 00:16:30,063 --> 00:16:31,934 - MIKE: I don't know... - Hey, hey. 442 00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:34,538 - What? - What? 443 00:16:34,538 --> 00:16:36,509 ELZ: I can see her pussy. 444 00:16:36,509 --> 00:16:38,713 - MIKE (whispers): Shut up. - Can't you? 445 00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:40,918 (television playing softly) 446 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,389 Oh. Is that... 447 00:16:43,389 --> 00:16:44,725 Is that her p-- Is that her puss-- That's her pussy? 448 00:16:44,725 --> 00:16:46,495 - ELZ: That's her pussy. - What do we do? 449 00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:48,934 Oh. Wait. 450 00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:51,005 Come here, buddy. What is he doing? 451 00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:52,942 - Now, why would she...? - He's licking her feet. 452 00:16:52,942 --> 00:16:54,445 (soft lapping) 453 00:16:54,445 --> 00:16:56,515 - Oh... - My God. 454 00:16:58,854 --> 00:17:00,824 That's disgusting. 455 00:17:00,824 --> 00:17:02,494 Um... 456 00:17:02,494 --> 00:17:04,164 Why can't I st-- I keep looking at it. 457 00:17:04,164 --> 00:17:05,700 - EMMA: Don't look. - Well... 458 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:06,970 ELZ: I can't look. 459 00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:08,606 MIKE: 460 00:17:08,606 --> 00:17:09,575 Let's just go to another room. Quietly, quietly. 461 00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:10,978 - Okay. - (shushes) 462 00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:12,982 (chair scrapes) 463 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:14,986 (shushes) 464 00:17:14,986 --> 00:17:16,689 Oh, my God. 465 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:18,693 (soft ticking) 466 00:17:18,693 --> 00:17:20,163 (thunder rumbles) 467 00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:22,601 We can't have twigs and branches flying around, 468 00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:24,471 crashing into the house, can we? 469 00:17:24,471 --> 00:17:27,411 I guess not, no. 470 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,719 Oh, a saw. Cool. 471 00:17:31,719 --> 00:17:35,060 It's like a horror movie out here. 472 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:37,130 Did you ever see Saw? 473 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:40,604 Nah. I hate the playground. 474 00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:43,176 They used to call me Monkey Bar. 475 00:17:43,176 --> 00:17:45,113 They used to call me Bic. 476 00:17:45,113 --> 00:17:48,620 'Cause I used to Bic my dick with my dad's razor. 477 00:17:50,624 --> 00:17:51,726 I don't know. 478 00:17:51,726 --> 00:17:53,730 What are your intentions with Meg? 479 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:56,002 Pure. Christlike. 480 00:17:56,002 --> 00:17:58,039 She's just a fan. 481 00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:01,112 Yeah, and y'all rappers don't fuck fans, right? 482 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,685 - I mean, s-sometime-- I... - What? 483 00:18:04,685 --> 00:18:06,923 Is she too fat? 484 00:18:06,923 --> 00:18:08,894 No. 485 00:18:08,894 --> 00:18:10,664 I love fat. 486 00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:14,605 I'm just fucking with you. 487 00:18:14,605 --> 00:18:16,910 - Okay. - I wouldn't fuck her either. 488 00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:19,481 Well, she's your sister, so... 489 00:18:19,481 --> 00:18:21,619 (engine revs) 490 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,905 - It's a Category 3. - GATA: Hey, Ryan, man, 491 00:18:30,905 --> 00:18:33,509 congrats on getting that submarine license, bro. 492 00:18:33,509 --> 00:18:34,980 Let me know how it is down there, 493 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,716 Finding Nemo and all that. 494 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,121 GD all day. Salute. 495 00:18:39,121 --> 00:18:41,592 Oh, this is a good one. I used to smoke cigarettes. 496 00:18:41,592 --> 00:18:43,229 Hey, yo, Alan and Christine, 497 00:18:43,229 --> 00:18:45,066 I heard y'all quit that nicotine. 498 00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:46,903 That's what's up, my G, GD all day. 499 00:18:46,903 --> 00:18:47,939 - Salute. - (breathing heavily) 500 00:18:49,608 --> 00:18:52,781 I've seen the devil. 501 00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:55,186 Stared him square in the eyes. 502 00:18:55,186 --> 00:18:57,724 Felt the heat off his face. 503 00:18:57,724 --> 00:18:59,261 - Okay. - I will protect 504 00:18:59,261 --> 00:19:01,666 this family with my life, 505 00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:04,672 protect Meg, even from herself. 506 00:19:04,672 --> 00:19:06,208 Do you understand me, boy? 507 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,079 I-I think I do. I don't understand what's happening now. 508 00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:10,216 Are we just cutting this side of the tree, or...? 509 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,953 GATA: Got another one? 510 00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:13,723 Hey, Xander, I heard you got fired on your day off 511 00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:14,959 for stealing cardboard boxes. 512 00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,028 - That's what's up, bruh. - (panting) 513 00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:17,664 Keep doing your thing, G. 514 00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:20,704 You see me now, motherfucker? 515 00:19:20,704 --> 00:19:22,140 - What the fuck, man? - Hmm? 516 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,211 - Do you see me? - You tripping. 517 00:19:24,211 --> 00:19:25,814 - No, do you see... - Calm down! 518 00:19:25,814 --> 00:19:27,852 (speaking Russian) 519 00:19:30,657 --> 00:19:32,227 - (crying) - Why the fuck you throw my phone like that, man? 520 00:19:32,227 --> 00:19:33,730 Gata. 521 00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:35,835 Go get her, bro. What are you doing? 522 00:19:35,835 --> 00:19:38,239 Bro, I'm not chasing that type of energy, man. 523 00:19:38,239 --> 00:19:40,610 Why do you always do this shit, Gata? 524 00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:42,280 Do what? I was doing Cameos. 525 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,585 Trying to get some money. 526 00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:47,257 - (crying) - AARON: "For these enemies of mine, 527 00:19:47,257 --> 00:19:49,996 "who do not want me to reign over them, 528 00:19:49,996 --> 00:19:51,599 - bring them here..." - (chain saw revs) 529 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:54,571 "...and I shall slaughter them before you." 530 00:19:54,571 --> 00:19:57,744 - Uh... - Corinthians 6:14. 531 00:19:57,744 --> 00:20:02,754 "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers..." 532 00:20:02,754 --> 00:20:04,691 (mechanical click) 533 00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:09,903 (whispers): Jesus, 534 00:20:09,903 --> 00:20:11,572 save me. 535 00:20:13,242 --> 00:20:15,981 Okay. I think the power went out, dude. 536 00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:19,989 Yeah, I think so. 537 00:20:24,198 --> 00:20:26,635 (thunder crashes) 538 00:20:27,637 --> 00:20:29,843 - Let us pray. - Oh. 539 00:20:31,812 --> 00:20:33,149 (clears throat) 540 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,886 Heavenly Father, 541 00:20:34,886 --> 00:20:36,756 thank you for this nourishment 542 00:20:36,756 --> 00:20:39,628 and shelter from this mighty storm. 543 00:20:39,628 --> 00:20:40,898 Thank you for this bounty we are able 544 00:20:40,898 --> 00:20:42,902 to share with our guests. 545 00:20:42,902 --> 00:20:46,675 Please watch over them and protect them 546 00:20:46,675 --> 00:20:49,047 - on their journey. - Amen. 547 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,350 - (clears throat) - (whispers): Not yet. 548 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,220 Blessed Savior, 549 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:55,193 we ask for your light, that it may guide our Megan 550 00:20:55,193 --> 00:20:57,865 toward more righteous pursuits. 551 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,236 We see the devil's temptation, 552 00:21:00,236 --> 00:21:03,042 and we know he is here, at large. 553 00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:05,246 In the name of Christ we pray. 554 00:21:05,246 --> 00:21:06,950 Amen. 555 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,619 ALL: Amen. 556 00:21:10,156 --> 00:21:12,194 CINDY: Gata, will your foreign woman 557 00:21:12,194 --> 00:21:14,665 be joining us for supper? 558 00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:16,135 Oh, no, ma'am. 559 00:21:16,135 --> 00:21:17,939 Vatka's all right. She's not gonna be here tonight. 560 00:21:17,939 --> 00:21:19,241 CINDY: Well, we can make her a little plate. 561 00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:21,045 I'd rather not. 562 00:21:26,990 --> 00:21:29,963 You know, one thing I've been thinking about all day-- 563 00:21:29,963 --> 00:21:32,367 and this might be a little difficult to talk about-- 564 00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:36,075 but what is unchristian about dancing? 565 00:21:36,075 --> 00:21:38,346 MIKE (softly): Oh, God. Dave, come on. 566 00:21:38,346 --> 00:21:41,418 It's not difficult to discuss at all, David. 567 00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:45,360 The truth about modern dance is that it can create lust 568 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,097 and lead to temptation. 569 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,001 - Mm-hmm. - DAVE: 'Cause of-- 570 00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:51,705 y-you mean-- you're thinking about twerking and stuff? 571 00:21:51,705 --> 00:21:53,376 Richard? 572 00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:56,315 What? Oh. Oh... 573 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,919 Oh, no, it's Michael. 574 00:21:57,919 --> 00:21:59,989 Remember? Michael. Richard's dead. 575 00:21:59,989 --> 00:22:03,129 I just think it's more or less how she expresses herself, 576 00:22:03,129 --> 00:22:05,266 and expressing yourself today might look a little different 577 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:08,005 than expressing yourself looked when you were her age, you know? 578 00:22:08,005 --> 00:22:10,911 - Dave... - The girl filmed herself doing splits 579 00:22:10,911 --> 00:22:12,915 over a plastic snake head. 580 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,251 Dad. 581 00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:15,855 - Snake head? - CINDY: Gracelyn, sweetie. 582 00:22:15,855 --> 00:22:17,859 Here. Why don't you take your plate to your room? 583 00:22:17,859 --> 00:22:19,863 GRACE: Yes, Ma. 584 00:22:19,863 --> 00:22:21,867 - No, she-- th-the girl... - Can you chill out? 585 00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:23,436 - DAVE: She doesn't have to... - (shushing) 586 00:22:26,442 --> 00:22:27,744 Sorry. 587 00:22:27,744 --> 00:22:29,114 MIKE: Just eat your food. 588 00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:34,458 Well, now that the child's gone, we can really dive into it, no? 589 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,061 Like, sexuality. Let's just talk about it real quick. 590 00:22:36,061 --> 00:22:38,799 What is evil about sexuality? 591 00:22:38,799 --> 00:22:40,270 Because for Gen Z, sexuality, like, 592 00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:42,307 flaunting how you move and gyrate 593 00:22:42,307 --> 00:22:45,948 is just as commonplace as, like, combing your hair was 594 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,885 for you back in the '40s or whatever, you know? 595 00:22:47,885 --> 00:22:49,755 - MEG (laughs): Um... - It's, like, a different time, 596 00:22:49,755 --> 00:22:52,160 - and we have to... - Rampant lust leads to emptiness 597 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,897 and desperation. 598 00:22:53,897 --> 00:22:56,836 You become trapped in a cycle of pleasure, 599 00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:59,107 and you start to lose your soul. 600 00:22:59,107 --> 00:23:01,178 - Mm-hmm. - Your soul? 601 00:23:01,178 --> 00:23:02,915 EMMA: Jesus was pretty clear 602 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,484 about not judging sexuality. 603 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,957 I mean, he hung out with prostitutes. 604 00:23:06,957 --> 00:23:10,196 And that's a Christian woman. Formerly. 605 00:23:10,196 --> 00:23:12,334 Who still might, uh, prescribe to some... 606 00:23:12,334 --> 00:23:15,173 You know, even my parents, for example, 607 00:23:15,173 --> 00:23:18,346 used to look at Kim Kardashian like a DIY porno slut, 608 00:23:18,346 --> 00:23:20,383 but now they're able to see, "Oh, 609 00:23:20,383 --> 00:23:22,320 "she's gotten her, like, law degree. 610 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,326 She frees incarcerated Blacks." 611 00:23:25,326 --> 00:23:27,230 It's like, things evolve, times change, 612 00:23:27,230 --> 00:23:28,934 and I just think, like, keeping an open mind 613 00:23:28,934 --> 00:23:31,405 to the present day is pretty essential. 614 00:23:31,405 --> 00:23:35,246 To say that's baloney would be an insult to cold meats. 615 00:23:35,246 --> 00:23:37,083 (soft laughter) 616 00:23:38,052 --> 00:23:40,223 I know you libtards care more about criminals 617 00:23:40,223 --> 00:23:41,792 than unborn babies. 618 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,231 Aaron. 619 00:23:44,231 --> 00:23:46,402 You said "libtard"? 620 00:23:46,402 --> 00:23:48,472 'Cause we don't say "tard" today. 621 00:23:48,472 --> 00:23:50,109 Please don't tell me what to say in my own home 622 00:23:50,109 --> 00:23:52,480 and I won't tell you what to say in yours. 623 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,117 I-I'm just saying, living your whole life 624 00:23:54,117 --> 00:23:55,820 on a philosophy that's based off of a book 625 00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:57,490 that was written tens of thousands of years ago, 626 00:23:57,490 --> 00:23:59,494 like, I don't know, we've just learned way too many facts 627 00:23:59,494 --> 00:24:02,233 since then to still be adhering to those rules. 628 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,839 And to hold poor, sweet Meg to those standards, 629 00:24:04,839 --> 00:24:06,141 like, she doesn't even believe in that. 630 00:24:06,141 --> 00:24:07,377 Hey! 631 00:24:07,377 --> 00:24:09,047 Don't you dare say that. 632 00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:11,385 - Oh. - And don't talk to my parents that way. 633 00:24:11,385 --> 00:24:13,890 I'm sorry, Meg, but no one's gonna defend you, 634 00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:15,326 and I'm trying, and it's just like, the way that you guys 635 00:24:15,326 --> 00:24:16,997 are living is not necessarily more righteous 636 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,532 - than the way that we're... - What? 637 00:24:18,532 --> 00:24:20,003 (knocking on door) 638 00:24:20,003 --> 00:24:21,372 GATA: Oh, I got it. 639 00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:23,275 Think that's me. 640 00:24:23,275 --> 00:24:24,979 DAVE: Wh-What? 641 00:24:26,015 --> 00:24:27,317 (door opens) 642 00:24:27,317 --> 00:24:29,154 - Hey, what's up? - GRACIELA: Hey. How are you? 643 00:24:29,154 --> 00:24:31,258 I can't believe you made it out here with this weather. 644 00:24:31,258 --> 00:24:33,329 - I know, this shit is crazy. - GATA: Man, you looking hella good, too. 645 00:24:33,329 --> 00:24:35,133 Damn. I can't believe you came like that. 646 00:24:35,133 --> 00:24:37,270 - Is that Vatka? - Seriously. 647 00:24:37,270 --> 00:24:39,007 - (kissing) - Man, I'm so happy to see you. 648 00:24:39,007 --> 00:24:40,543 - (Graciela mutters) - Hey, thank you for the food, 649 00:24:40,543 --> 00:24:43,917 but, um, I got to catch up with y'all in the morning. 650 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:45,553 Gata, who is that? 651 00:24:45,553 --> 00:24:47,323 Oh, this is Graciela, you know. Cliff, he hella pussy. 652 00:24:47,323 --> 00:24:48,927 She got a four-cylinder SUV, 653 00:24:48,927 --> 00:24:50,329 - still came to kick it with me. - Mm-hmm. 654 00:24:50,329 --> 00:24:52,033 I'm-a be outside in her car in the front. 655 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:53,469 That's my dawg. Gata, bro, 656 00:24:53,469 --> 00:24:55,173 he had two bitches pull up in a hurricane. 657 00:24:55,173 --> 00:24:57,344 What is this fucking bitch? 658 00:24:57,344 --> 00:24:58,880 - What? - Who the fuck is that? 659 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,416 GATA: Let's just be cool, yo. Um... 660 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,155 - I put you on my skin. - Hey, let's just be-- Come on. 661 00:25:03,155 --> 00:25:04,892 - You slut. - (screams) - Oh! 662 00:25:04,892 --> 00:25:06,161 - Uh... - VATKA: Slut. 663 00:25:06,161 --> 00:25:07,430 - Are you fucking...? - Calm down. 664 00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:09,434 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 665 00:25:12,073 --> 00:25:14,111 - (gasps) - Prevent it. Prevent it. Prevent it. 666 00:25:14,111 --> 00:25:15,646 - Elz, do something, Elz. - ELZ: Bro, what? 667 00:25:15,646 --> 00:25:17,050 - Do something. Anything. - What am I gonna...? 668 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:18,319 MIKE: Help them-- Get her up. 669 00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:21,158 - Get her off the floor. - (panting) 670 00:25:24,164 --> 00:25:25,466 GRACIELA: You're defending her? 671 00:25:25,466 --> 00:25:26,936 Really? 672 00:25:26,936 --> 00:25:29,041 - That's-that's great. - (door opens) 673 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,309 (door closes) 674 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,651 ELZ: Gata, man, what the fuck, bro? 675 00:25:34,651 --> 00:25:36,255 DAVE: Meg. 676 00:25:36,255 --> 00:25:38,159 - Meg? - MEG: Not now, Dave. 677 00:25:39,261 --> 00:25:43,002 I am so sorry about all of that. 678 00:25:43,002 --> 00:25:45,139 MIKE: What the fuck are you thinking, Gata? 679 00:25:45,139 --> 00:25:47,110 DAVE: Yeah, what is your deal, man? How many girls do you need 680 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,081 to come at one fucking time, Gata, to another person's house? 681 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,285 This can't happen over and over again. 682 00:25:51,285 --> 00:25:53,355 - MIKE: You need fucking help. - Why would you do this? 683 00:25:53,355 --> 00:25:54,357 You're a sex addict. Get your shit together. 684 00:25:54,357 --> 00:25:56,662 You know what? I am, bro. 685 00:25:56,662 --> 00:25:58,399 What you want me to say? 686 00:25:58,399 --> 00:26:00,136 You don't think I know that about myself already? 687 00:26:00,136 --> 00:26:02,540 You know how crazy in the head I am? 688 00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:05,346 I got to text a bitch every night 689 00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:08,085 just because I can't stand being alone. 690 00:26:08,085 --> 00:26:10,223 You know how bad that feel? 691 00:26:10,223 --> 00:26:11,558 What y'all want me to do? 692 00:26:11,558 --> 00:26:14,097 - Okay... - Tell me. You a Christian. 693 00:26:14,097 --> 00:26:16,368 It's okay. Okay? 694 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:19,241 It's all okay. Just share your pain. 695 00:26:19,241 --> 00:26:20,643 What you want to know? You want to know the last time 696 00:26:20,643 --> 00:26:21,678 that I was with a girl? 697 00:26:21,678 --> 00:26:23,115 Committed to her? 698 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:25,153 She left me and had an abortion. 699 00:26:25,153 --> 00:26:27,657 You know what that shit did to me? 700 00:26:27,657 --> 00:26:30,029 Broke my fucking heart! 701 00:26:38,746 --> 00:26:42,153 He wants you to love yourself 702 00:26:42,153 --> 00:26:45,193 just as much as He loves you. 703 00:26:45,193 --> 00:26:47,998 He will never abandon you. 704 00:26:49,034 --> 00:26:50,536 Why wouldn't He? 705 00:26:50,536 --> 00:26:53,542 Everybody else did already. 706 00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:57,250 I never knew my mom, never knew my dad. 707 00:26:58,152 --> 00:27:01,492 How's somebody gonna tell me what to do? 708 00:27:01,492 --> 00:27:03,596 Gata, what do you mean you don't know your mom? 709 00:27:03,596 --> 00:27:04,764 I've met your mom. She's... 710 00:27:04,764 --> 00:27:07,470 Nobody met my real mom. 711 00:27:07,470 --> 00:27:09,674 She left me, man. 712 00:27:09,674 --> 00:27:11,678 She chose drugs, man. 713 00:27:11,678 --> 00:27:14,417 (crying): Like, what y'all want me to say? Like... 714 00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:17,157 Why should I trust a woman? 715 00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:19,161 Why should I love a woman? 716 00:27:19,161 --> 00:27:22,567 My mom didn't love me my whole life. 717 00:27:22,567 --> 00:27:24,237 How y'all gonna tell me something 718 00:27:24,237 --> 00:27:27,510 to make me feel bad, make me want to change? 719 00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:29,581 Like... (scoffs) 720 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:33,055 I was raised by Michael Jordan, man, like... 721 00:27:33,055 --> 00:27:35,326 The Simpsons, dawg. 722 00:27:35,326 --> 00:27:38,065 Shit like that, bro. 723 00:27:38,065 --> 00:27:42,073 - You know how that feel, dawg? - CINDY: You are God's son. 724 00:27:42,073 --> 00:27:44,711 Can we pray for you? 725 00:27:44,711 --> 00:27:47,183 Yeah, man. 726 00:27:47,183 --> 00:27:49,187 (softly): Okay. 727 00:27:49,187 --> 00:27:52,594 Dear Lord, we pray for our friend, 728 00:27:52,594 --> 00:27:55,266 and ask that You help him 729 00:27:55,266 --> 00:27:58,272 through the struggles he's facing. 730 00:27:58,272 --> 00:28:01,278 Please let this young man know 731 00:28:01,278 --> 00:28:04,284 that he is worthy of Your love. 732 00:28:04,284 --> 00:28:07,056 - I love you, man. - Okay. 733 00:28:09,261 --> 00:28:11,098 (crying) 734 00:28:11,098 --> 00:28:14,070 - Hey. Here... - GATA: Thank you. 735 00:28:17,845 --> 00:28:20,082 DAVE: Hey, Meg, I'm so sorry about 736 00:28:20,082 --> 00:28:22,620 - all the craziness tonight. - (phone whooshes) 737 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:25,092 And I'm really sorry that we didn't really get 738 00:28:25,092 --> 00:28:27,096 to hang out how we planned to. 739 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:28,832 I don't know if you want to come to another show at, like, 740 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:33,175 a later date, but I-I would love that. 741 00:28:33,175 --> 00:28:35,813 (phone whooshes) 742 00:28:35,813 --> 00:28:41,124 Most importantly, I am so sorry for bringing up the dancing. 743 00:28:41,124 --> 00:28:43,829 I was just trying to... 744 00:28:43,829 --> 00:28:46,201 I don't know. 745 00:28:46,201 --> 00:28:48,772 Sorry again. 746 00:28:48,772 --> 00:28:50,276 (phone whooshes) 747 00:28:50,276 --> 00:28:52,680 (thunder rumbles) 748 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,117 (exhales) 749 00:28:57,156 --> 00:28:59,127 ♪ ♪ 750 00:28:59,127 --> 00:29:01,231 (birds chirping) 751 00:29:05,806 --> 00:29:07,644 ♪ Savior ♪ 752 00:29:07,644 --> 00:29:11,385 ♪ Like a shepherd, lead us ♪ 753 00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:15,726 ♪ Much we need Thy tender care ♪ 754 00:29:15,726 --> 00:29:18,832 ♪ In Thy pleasant pastures feed us... ♪ 755 00:29:18,832 --> 00:29:21,538 - Hi. - Hey. 756 00:29:21,538 --> 00:29:26,381 Um, I didn't respond yesterday 'cause I just needed a minute. 757 00:29:26,381 --> 00:29:28,152 - You know? - Absolutely. 758 00:29:28,152 --> 00:29:30,122 - And I-I need to, like, really explain... - Um... 759 00:29:30,122 --> 00:29:32,193 ...and apologize-- No? 760 00:29:32,193 --> 00:29:33,429 Yeah. 761 00:29:35,433 --> 00:29:36,568 (sighs) 762 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:38,605 Look, Dave, uh... (chuckles) 763 00:29:38,605 --> 00:29:41,712 I really want to be mad at you for making all these assumptions 764 00:29:41,712 --> 00:29:44,217 - about me and my family. - Yeah. 765 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:47,757 But, you know, I realize that, even though I'm this 766 00:29:47,757 --> 00:29:49,728 big Lil Dicky superfan, 767 00:29:49,728 --> 00:29:52,567 I-I don't really know you either. 768 00:29:52,567 --> 00:29:54,337 You do know me. You do. 769 00:29:54,337 --> 00:29:56,608 Like, I am the guy that you love in the music. I'm that same guy. 770 00:29:56,608 --> 00:29:58,212 I'm not the asshole that you saw last night. 771 00:29:58,212 --> 00:30:00,182 Oh, no, I-I know you were just trying to help, 772 00:30:00,182 --> 00:30:02,687 but I don't need you to save me, Dave. 773 00:30:02,687 --> 00:30:05,159 I'm already saved. 774 00:30:05,159 --> 00:30:07,430 Sure. 775 00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:09,501 I-I'm not religious, so it's, like, hard for me 776 00:30:09,501 --> 00:30:11,571 to, like, fully, you know, but... 777 00:30:11,571 --> 00:30:14,377 - Mm. - Here's what I'll tell you, is... 778 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:17,250 only when I started doing, like, exactly what I love to do 779 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:22,460 in life did I feel any semblance of... spirit. 780 00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:25,633 And my parents were, like, so anti. 781 00:30:25,633 --> 00:30:28,505 They had a whole intervention saying, "Don't do this, Dave." 782 00:30:28,505 --> 00:30:30,242 Pretty much everybody in my whole life 783 00:30:30,242 --> 00:30:31,712 was kind of making assumptions about me 784 00:30:31,712 --> 00:30:33,782 and why I shouldn't go for it. 785 00:30:33,782 --> 00:30:35,586 Oh, wow. 786 00:30:35,586 --> 00:30:37,757 (laughs): Well... 787 00:30:37,757 --> 00:30:41,598 I'm really happy you didn't listen to 'em. 788 00:30:42,567 --> 00:30:44,371 Me, too. 789 00:30:45,573 --> 00:30:47,477 Mm. 790 00:30:48,278 --> 00:30:50,649 Um, I can't give you a goodbye hug right now 791 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:52,253 'cause they're all still watching. 792 00:30:52,253 --> 00:30:54,357 - Oh. Okay. - But, um... 793 00:30:54,357 --> 00:30:56,361 I'm gonna give you a mind hug, okay? 794 00:30:56,361 --> 00:30:58,232 A mind hug? 795 00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,503 - Oh. - Mm. 796 00:31:00,503 --> 00:31:01,873 - Aw. - Do you feel it? 797 00:31:01,873 --> 00:31:03,509 - (laughs softly) - Yeah, I do feel it. 798 00:31:03,509 --> 00:31:06,348 It's very warm. 799 00:31:06,348 --> 00:31:08,519 - Yeah. - Yeah. 800 00:31:08,519 --> 00:31:09,922 Okay. 801 00:31:09,922 --> 00:31:11,792 EMMA: Bye, Meg. 802 00:31:11,792 --> 00:31:13,262 Bye. Bye, Emma. 803 00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:14,798 - Thanks, big dawg. - Oh, bye, Elz. 804 00:31:14,798 --> 00:31:16,668 - Bye, Megan. - Bye, Mike. 805 00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:17,905 - Bye, Meg. - Bye, Gata. 806 00:31:19,975 --> 00:31:23,215 - Bye, Dave. - Bye, Meg. 807 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:26,588 - Hey, Dave. - Oh. 808 00:31:26,588 --> 00:31:29,294 Sorry. Um... (clears throat) 809 00:31:29,294 --> 00:31:31,565 I just wanted to say that, um, 810 00:31:31,565 --> 00:31:33,435 I listened to some of your music, 811 00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:37,410 and I don't normally like rap, but I loved your shit. 812 00:31:37,410 --> 00:31:39,581 (exhales) Cool, man. Thank you. 813 00:31:39,581 --> 00:31:41,585 Yeah. It's just fucking cool 814 00:31:41,585 --> 00:31:44,457 to hear someone who's proud to be white. 815 00:31:44,457 --> 00:31:46,394 You know? 816 00:31:46,394 --> 00:31:48,867 - Uh... - Like that song "White Guy." 817 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:50,937 That song slaps, dude. 818 00:31:50,937 --> 00:31:52,975 (chuckles) Well... 819 00:31:52,975 --> 00:31:54,979 You know, I think you might be misinterpreting, 820 00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:56,348 like, the premise of the song. 821 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:57,817 It's kind of, uh... 822 00:31:57,817 --> 00:31:59,821 Nah, nah, nah. I get it, I get it, I get it. 823 00:31:59,821 --> 00:32:01,691 Just know that me and the boys are gonna be bumping it 824 00:32:01,691 --> 00:32:02,995 all summer. 825 00:32:02,995 --> 00:32:06,468 Anyway... stay blessed, brother. 826 00:32:08,439 --> 00:32:10,443 ♪ ♪ 827 00:32:34,023 --> 00:32:36,428 ♪ ♪ 828 00:32:40,536 --> 00:32:44,040 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org