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What are you looking forward to
the most?
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It's the Looking for Love tour.
I need to find the one.
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GATA:
He's worried about
finding the one.
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There's way too many hoes
out here
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to be worried about one.
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Me and you have entirely
different philosophies
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on dating;
I love love, personally.
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GATA:
This dude is crazy.
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He got his face on
a whole tour bus out here,
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and he's worried about love?
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You can't let this opportunity
pass you by.
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DAVE:
I've been waiting my whole life
for this opportunity.
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I'm just saying, I'm gonna
use the social leverage
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that comes with being a rapper
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to find the one more easily.
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She'll see me clearer.
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GATA:
Well, I hope you see me, ladies,
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'cause I'm in every city
and I need
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two bitches on me on both arms,
like a Rollie.
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Really? It has to be two women
on both arms like a Rollie?
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Like, let's...
Women are not objects.
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GATA:
(scoffs) Fuck it.
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(laughs)
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♪ ♪
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(whirring)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my God.
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- Is this it?
- This is her.
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She is here,
she is unbelievable.
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Wow, you're pretty liberal
with the pronouns.
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- Hmm.
- This is...
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- unbelievable.
- Yeah.
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You really got to appreciate
the craftsmanship, though.
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- Look at these...
- Yeah, pure milk of magnesia
in there.
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Design it that way.
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Wait, how much
did she cost, again?
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Uh, like, $7,000.
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- You paid...
- There was a version
that cost 15 grand, by the way.
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- Okay, so the class war is real.
This is...
- Yeah.
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That one could stand and
it could, like, totally speak.
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It could be like,
"Hi, Dave, how you doing?"
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But this one's
more than suitable.
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Came with a nice, cute wig.
She is a brunette.
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- This is-- Is this a tampon?
- (groans)
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I hope not. That would be such
a burden for me to maintain.
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I don't know what this is.
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It's cool-looking.
I'll look it up.
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- Hmm...
- This is-- Looks like
a vibrator or something.
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(sound fading):
This is crazy. So small...
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What am I looking up again?
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- The tampons.
- Oh. Yeah.
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Oh. That's to warm her orifices.
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It's kind of cold-blooded.
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I mean, that's good,
my old way was so unwieldy.
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- What was your...
- If that's the right--
You don't want to know.
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It involved a stick
and a space heater.
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And don't worry, this is not
gonna replace you in any way.
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This is simply a tool
to elevate masturbation.
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- I wasn't. Should I be...
- You shouldn't be.
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Okay. I'm not weirded out
by this, weirdly.
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- You really get me.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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But maybe don't fuck her while
I'm in the house, you know?
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I just don't know
if I can unsee that.
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- I can do that.
- You can?
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I can not do that.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah, sure.
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What?
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Yeah, I know,
Robyn's leaving town soon
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and you're excited about it,
but I'm not.
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I'm actually really dreading it,
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and it makes me sad
when I think about it.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna go read.
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Here. I will be in the home.
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Understood. Yes.
Don't fuck it now.
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- Yes.
- Sure.
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Must be pretty cool
to see your weird dreams
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- become a reality.
- It really is.
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It really is.
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♪ ♪
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♪ You don't even care about me ♪
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♪ Tell me why I care about you ♪
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♪ This ain't the movies ♪
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♪ But I think
that you're the one ♪
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♪ Rachel, let me be
your Mr. McAdams ♪
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♪ Rachel, they gonna call me
Mr. McAdams ♪
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♪ I'll take your name,
girl, facts ♪
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♪ It's insanely far-fetched,
I ain't playing ♪
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♪ Why you think
I've been rapping ♪
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♪ To be Mr. McAdams, say yes ♪
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♪ Don't lie to me,
don't lie to me ♪
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♪ Don't lie, you think
I'm fucking sick ♪
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♪ You think I lost my shit,
you think I'm weird A. F. ♪
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♪ But that endearing freckle
up on your chin is too much ♪
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♪ I got a freckle
on my face, too ♪
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♪ I know you've dated
Taylor Kitsch ♪
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♪ And I know you've seen
Ryan Gosling's dick ♪
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♪ Ooh, aww, girl,
I don't know it all, girl ♪
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♪ I just want to take you
to a ball, have a ball, girl ♪
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♪ Valet will call me
Mr. McAdams. ♪
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DAVE:
Okay.
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(whistles)
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- That's a big song.
- Yeah.
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Look at LD out here
cheating on his girlfriend
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- with a movie star.
- Damn.
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I mean, she's not
my girlfriend, technically,
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like, the terms
have not been defined yet.
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But, like, I'm just making
a funny comedy song
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about the concept
of a dream woman
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- that everyone's gonna
relate to.
- Mm.
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But I would never cheat
on a girl. Sorry.
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I'm not a dirtbag
like you, Gata.
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I'm a good guy.
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Man, I was cheating
out the gate.
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I had girls doing my homework.
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That's so cool to say.
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- (chuckles)
- I'm gonna go do
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a verse pass, okay?
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Start me up, Johnny.
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It's "Beam me up, Scotty,"
you fucking idiot.
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Hey, bro, I know
you working on his shit,
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but you need to turn
that shit down.
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- Look at this.
- (music playing over phone)
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ANNOUNCER (over video): What
happens when 15 horny singles
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with moderate to severe
mental health issues
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gather in one house
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- in a tropical paradise...
- Tropical paradise.
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...and are told they can't
have sex or freak out?
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One way or another,
someone's gonna get nuts.
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Yo, what's up?
What's really real?
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It's your boy Gata.
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I'm bipolar, I'm a sex addict.
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I ain't never went a week
without smashing a bitch.
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You know I keep
the hoes in rotation.
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I'm gonna win me
a million dollars
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on the Nut Haus.
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ANNOUNCER:
Nut Haus. This September.
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GATA:
Nut Haus.
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If I fuck and nut, bro,
or if I go nuts
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and have an episode and go manic
and ramp up too much,
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I lose. But this show?
(blows raspberry)
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- Gonna be fire.
- That is the dumbest
fucking thing
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I've ever heard
in my damn life, Gata.
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(laughs): What the fuck
are you talking about right now?
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Bro, you just a hater, man.
I'm tired
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- of your hatin'-ass vibes, dawg.
- (laughs): I'm not...
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I'm not hating, bro,
I'm just being honest, dawg.
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That shit is fucking trash.
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- They're exploiting you.
- Bro, just because you scared
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to make a move and go after shit
that you want in life,
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that's your problem, but me?
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I'm a rock star, dawg.
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I'm-a have moments
where I look bad,
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I'm-a have moments
where I look like the man,
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But you, you ain't never
gonna have shit.
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♪ It's insanely far-fetched,
I ain't playing ♪
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♪ Why you think
I've been rapping ♪
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♪ To be Mr. McAdams, say yes. ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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(sighs)
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- I'm nervous.
- You okay?
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- (laughs) No.
- What's going on with you?
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Okay.
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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah. Repositioning.
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Am I supposed to reposition?
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- Is, like... What's going on?
- No.
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I'm-I'm, um...
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I'm moving to L. A.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
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Wow.
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- Yeah.
- That's awesome.
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We talked about me
getting out of Wisconsin
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and just, like, finally having
that push and, like,
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I'm actually getting jobs here,
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which is really exciting,
and it's...
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- It's excit--
That's why I'm here.
- Yeah.
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That's-- It feels--
It makes it all feel real now.
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- You know?
- Yeah. Yeah. It...
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The-- us is real. It is real.
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- Yeah.
- It's always been real.
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You know,
we've been dating and...
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Yeah. W-We go on dates.
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- Yeah.
- We're dating.
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Yeah.
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You look terrified.
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- Do I?
- You look really freaked out.
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You know what it is?
I'm not freaked out.
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It's just, like, for me,
whenever I get, like,
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new, big information,
it just takes me a little while
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to, like, wrap my head
around things.
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I'm a slow cooker, you know?
You got to let me roast.
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That's all that's happening.
It's like, big information,
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brain processing,
neurons flying.
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But, like, the neurons are,
like, fireworks,
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- and that's good.
- Okay.
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- Neurons? (laughs)
- Yeah, the... Yeah.
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I th-- I'm-- I am so excited.
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Like, I was dreading
you leaving.
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- Okay. I'm excited.
- Let's kiss.
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Should we kiss
and seal the deal?
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- I want to fuck.
- All right.
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- Later, though.
- Mmm.
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- Congrats to us.
- Mm.
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- To-- B-But you, especially.
- Yeah.
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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♪ ♪
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(door closes)
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(keyboard clicking)
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- (indistinct chatter)
- (gentle piano music playing)
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Hmm.
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(over earbuds):
♪ Mr. McAdams, say yes. ♪
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Wow.
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Okay...
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- I fucking love it.
- Uh... You do?
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- Yes.
- Okay, 'cause obviously,
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I'm being, like,
intentionally silly
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- at parts, but...
- Right, right, of course, but...
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Dave.
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I-I love it.
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- Your hands are
as smooth as eggs.
- Oh, thank you.
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Would you ever be in the
music video for "Mr. McAdams"?
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Of course. I-I-I...
Uh, how could I not?
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- How could you not?
That's what I'm saying.
- Okay.
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Um, like, are you thinking
sex scene, or...?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Have you ever done one?
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No, but I'm, I'm--
I-- I'm... I could.
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Okay, well,
we could talk about it.
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I'm ready for that.
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If that's what,
if that's what you think
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the, um, creative calls for.
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- Cool.
- Which, I see it
that way, too, personally.
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- Yeah.
- I don't want to intrude
or say it like,
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"Come," like, "fuck me
on camera," but...
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Right. Yeah.
Well, you know what?
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We can figure
all the details out later,
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but I mean, it will
come down to scheduling...
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- Mm.
- ...you know.
240
00:11:22,508 --> 00:11:24,979
But I would like to come.
241
00:11:26,415 --> 00:11:28,587
Do you like Drake?
242
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:31,425
Love Drake.
My favorite artist ever.
243
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,999
I've actually been crafting a DM
to him for about six weeks now
244
00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:37,170
and I'm too big
of a coward to send it
245
00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:38,774
'cause it just has to be
the perfect message.
246
00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,143
I don't even know
if he's gonna read it, but...
247
00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:42,113
Well, we should
just call him. I'll...
248
00:11:42,113 --> 00:11:44,986
Oh, no, wait,
he's in Ghana. Shit.
249
00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:47,490
- Mm.
- Tell you what.
250
00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:49,228
Beat me at an arm wrestle,
251
00:11:49,228 --> 00:11:52,234
and I will put you
on a text with him right now.
252
00:11:53,971 --> 00:11:55,674
- Hmm?
- Okay. Fine.
253
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,778
- Well, let's fucking do this.
Oh, my God.
- That's right.
254
00:11:57,778 --> 00:11:59,716
- You're gonna connect me to him?
- Ooh.
255
00:11:59,716 --> 00:12:01,553
Feel your heart racing.
256
00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,322
Well...
257
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,527
It's like a bird.
258
00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:07,163
I am a bird.
259
00:12:07,163 --> 00:12:09,669
Well, if you're a bird,
I'm a bird.
260
00:12:09,669 --> 00:12:11,272
Yeah?
261
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,909
Ah!
262
00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:14,278
(whispers):
Fuck.
263
00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:16,215
(moans)
264
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:19,756
Oh, my God,
do you, like, lift weights?
265
00:12:19,756 --> 00:12:21,559
- Jesus.
- (shushes)
266
00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:23,029
Fuck.
267
00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:29,308
Jesus.
268
00:12:29,308 --> 00:12:31,045
Dude, like, wake up.
269
00:12:34,652 --> 00:12:36,856
Mmm.
270
00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,521
♪ ♪
271
00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:10,624
(gasps)
What the fuck?
272
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,828
Oh, no, if this lipstick
isn't gonna come off... Fuck.
273
00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:14,732
- (exclaims) Morning!
- (shouts)
274
00:13:14,732 --> 00:13:16,503
- I see you met her.
- What the fuck?
275
00:13:16,503 --> 00:13:19,141
Doesn't she look so cool now?
276
00:13:19,141 --> 00:13:21,078
- How could you do this?
- She's so heavy.
277
00:13:21,078 --> 00:13:23,517
She's, like, way heavier than
I thought that she would be.
278
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,919
We're the same size, so...
279
00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,856
You're not the same size.
Are you 149 centimeters?
280
00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:28,392
No, 'cause that's
four foot nine.
281
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,862
Are you a legal pygmy?
282
00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:32,501
I don't know my height
in centimeters. I...
283
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,772
Why did you put lipstick on her?
284
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,475
I hate lipstick.
285
00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:38,045
What?
286
00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:41,686
"Why did you put lipstick
on her, comma,
287
00:13:41,686 --> 00:13:43,222
I hate lipstick."
288
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,393
- She looks like a whore.
- It is a whore, Dave.
289
00:13:45,393 --> 00:13:46,896
You bought it to fuck it.
290
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:49,468
- No, I don't fuck it yet.
- Okay, I'm sorry. I...
291
00:13:49,468 --> 00:13:52,340
It-it'll obviously come off.
I'll just fucking take it off.
292
00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:54,244
No, I'm not using, like,
other products that work
293
00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:56,181
on human skin,
like, this is machina.
294
00:13:56,181 --> 00:13:57,551
Like, you don't understand
how it all works.
295
00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:59,589
It's g-- If it's gonna work
on human skin,
296
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,058
- it's gonna work on your...
- I'm looking at her lips
297
00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:02,828
right now, and they're,
like, caking off
298
00:14:02,828 --> 00:14:05,433
as I rub, so I'm, like, worried
that there's permanent damage
299
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:07,237
- that can't be undone here.
- Jesus Christ.
300
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:10,611
I'm sorry, but I never splurged
on anything like this.
301
00:14:10,611 --> 00:14:12,548
And it's, like, my thing and...
302
00:14:12,548 --> 00:14:14,451
(exhales):
Yeah.
303
00:14:14,451 --> 00:14:15,921
Okay, well, yeah.
304
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,758
- I'm like...
- We are...
305
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:20,296
- It's just, this is...
- I'm sorry.
306
00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:22,000
She's your...
307
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,974
...stuff,
and I shouldn't have...
308
00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:27,978
No, I'm sorry.
309
00:14:27,978 --> 00:14:29,549
It's just like...
310
00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:30,918
Do you have any idea
311
00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:33,022
how long I've been
looking forward to this?
312
00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:34,826
How long have you been
looking forward to this?
313
00:14:34,826 --> 00:14:36,563
So long.
314
00:14:36,563 --> 00:14:39,434
- So long?
- Yeah, I was on that
fucking tour,
315
00:14:39,434 --> 00:14:41,573
just waiting to be
in this bed with you,
316
00:14:41,573 --> 00:14:43,142
but no, I was going
city to city,
317
00:14:43,142 --> 00:14:44,846
trudging through this nation.
318
00:14:44,846 --> 00:14:46,215
Mm. (laughs)
319
00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:47,818
EMMA:
What are you most excited about?
320
00:14:47,818 --> 00:14:49,254
Meeting her.
321
00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:50,758
My wife. Meeting her.
I can't wait.
322
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,728
- GATA: Your wife? Bro.
- I have a good feeling.
323
00:14:52,728 --> 00:14:54,766
Man, fuck no, ain't looking
for love on this tour, man.
324
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:56,468
I already know what it is.
♪ Light skin ♪
325
00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,840
♪ Dark skin,
Puerto Rican, Asian. ♪
326
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,677
- What do you want out of life?
- Oh, you a hot
Jewish rapper, bro.
327
00:15:00,677 --> 00:15:02,380
What do you want out of life?
Like, what are your goals?
328
00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,950
I just want to make it
to the top, bro, with you.
329
00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:06,589
There's more to life
than, like, fucking girls
330
00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:08,927
- and, like, being rich.
- ...model you thought I was.
331
00:15:08,927 --> 00:15:11,666
- I'm Rick James, bitch.
- (laughter)
332
00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:13,436
Ideally, of course,
it's something cute.
333
00:15:13,436 --> 00:15:14,872
Like, I'm walking
down the street
334
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,008
and she walks out of, like,
335
00:15:16,008 --> 00:15:17,343
a Barnes & Noble right as, like,
336
00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:19,114
that guitar lick
from Goo Goo Dolls' "Slide"
337
00:15:19,114 --> 00:15:20,684
is playing.
(imitates guitar riff)
338
00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,353
I've never fucked back here,
but let me tell you,
339
00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:24,057
right here, on this mattress
right here, though,
340
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,828
the middle of the hallway.
341
00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:27,363
ELZ:
Having to hear Gata
have sex every night
342
00:15:27,363 --> 00:15:28,900
is so annoying.
343
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,002
MIKE:
I am really happy for him,
344
00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:31,438
I'm not gonna lie.
345
00:15:31,438 --> 00:15:33,543
ELZ:
Dave has the most
unused rapper dick ever.
346
00:15:33,543 --> 00:15:35,581
If you're gonna wrangle
the women, right?
347
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:37,651
- If you're gonna go out
and you're gonna...
- Yeehaw!
348
00:15:37,651 --> 00:15:39,121
Say you're gonna do it.
349
00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:41,058
- Do you know what my type is?
- Yeah.
350
00:15:41,058 --> 00:15:43,062
- Red hair...
- What?
351
00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:44,966
- EMMA: What's your type?
- DAVE: I would say
352
00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:47,370
girl next-door, sweet.
353
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,007
- No, because... Okay.
- DAVE: Show me the...
354
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:50,811
- Oh, my God.
- I have feet-- hands for feet.
355
00:15:50,811 --> 00:15:53,115
- What do you mean?
- Look it, I could hold
your hand.
356
00:15:53,115 --> 00:15:55,186
GATA:
Let me tell you what I need.
357
00:15:55,186 --> 00:15:58,192
Every woman I don't got
is the woman I need.
358
00:15:58,192 --> 00:16:00,363
- You just make shit up.
- Damn. Hey, this is
ghetto poetry, man.
359
00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:02,267
I'm telling you,
when you run this back,
360
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:04,237
you gonna get some gems out
of this, Emma, I'm telling you.
361
00:16:04,237 --> 00:16:06,475
- (keyboard clicks)
- DAVE: I think it's all
starting to come together.
362
00:16:06,475 --> 00:16:08,847
It's-- it is slow, though,
just in the way it unfolds.
363
00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:11,553
We're gonna have to shave some
frames off the ol' tail of it.
364
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,022
Dave, I can't keep
frame-fucking this shit
365
00:16:13,022 --> 00:16:14,492
every time we're together.
366
00:16:14,492 --> 00:16:16,428
No one's gonna notice
a two-frame difference.
367
00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:17,965
I would notice the difference,
every single time I watch it.
368
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,635
I can't watch this
and be tortured
369
00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:21,506
- and seeing it's erroneous.
- Okay, hold on. Give me a sec.
370
00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:23,108
This is an editing session.
I mean, hello,
371
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,444
welcome to the industry, Emma.
372
00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:26,381
- Geez Louise.
- God, you're so annoying.
373
00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:27,885
You know what you just earned?
374
00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:29,655
You just earned a little
over-the-shoulder Dave time.
375
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,327
Yep, okay.
Let's abandon the micro stuff
376
00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:33,763
and let's talk macro
for a moment, huh?
377
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,534
Macro?
378
00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,771
I'm trying to finish this
for the screening.
379
00:16:37,771 --> 00:16:39,207
I'm trying to help get us there.
380
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,744
Like, I'm trying to help that.
I understand.
381
00:16:40,744 --> 00:16:42,347
You're the one who set up
a friends-and-family screening
382
00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:43,917
without having me see the thing,
it's like...
383
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:48,158
I'm not sure we're telling
the right story, currently.
384
00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,864
This should be a tale
of a sweet man
385
00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:52,400
looking for love.
386
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,273
Not me and my hype man
going across America
387
00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:57,343
talking about who's getting
sucked the most.
388
00:16:57,343 --> 00:17:01,351
Listen, as the person trying
to run Dave's foundation,
389
00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:04,692
I would protect everyone
a little bit more.
390
00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:07,130
And not to pile on,
but I-I would like
391
00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:11,606
to cut the Robyn footage
from the end.
392
00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:13,810
It's a documentary about
you looking for love.
393
00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:16,181
- Yeah.
- And all the Robyn footage
is really cute.
394
00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:17,551
That has to be the ending.
395
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,454
I-I don't even tell Robyn
that "I love you."
396
00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:21,659
Like, we're not even at
that place in our relationship.
397
00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:23,395
Why is everyone trying
to force me to, like, advance
398
00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:24,732
my relationship with
this person? I don't even...
399
00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:26,536
I am not trying
to force you to advance
400
00:17:26,536 --> 00:17:27,871
- your relationship.
- We barely know each other yet.
401
00:17:27,871 --> 00:17:29,374
It's called storytelling, Dave.
402
00:17:29,374 --> 00:17:30,811
I know, it's also called
my personal life, Emma,
403
00:17:30,811 --> 00:17:32,715
- and it's like...
- It this too personal for you?
404
00:17:32,715 --> 00:17:35,554
- Yeah.
- Because you asked me
to film you taking a shit.
405
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,257
That's impersonal from my van--
406
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,827
I don't care.
Anyone can watch me shit.
407
00:17:38,827 --> 00:17:41,064
A child could watch me shit,
I wouldn't give a fuck.
408
00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:46,643
Look, can you show me what
other end options could exist?
409
00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:49,414
Here's what I had
before the Robyn footage.
410
00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:51,285
DAVE (over video):
And if I'm not blown away,
411
00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:54,190
it's not good enough,
and I'm not gonna settle. So...
412
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:57,998
EMMA:
So, how many stones are you
gonna turn over to find her?
413
00:17:57,998 --> 00:18:01,673
I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.
414
00:18:01,673 --> 00:18:02,975
(keyboard clicks)
415
00:18:02,975 --> 00:18:05,580
Is this the only
possible ending?
416
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,893
Will one of you fuckers
come over here
417
00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:13,597
and pull my bush?
(cackles)
418
00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:16,970
Film him, film him. It's perfect
for the documentary.
419
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,272
MIKE:
You're never gonna get this guy
to sign a release.
420
00:18:18,272 --> 00:18:19,307
He's drunk as a skunk.
421
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,677
I just fucked that skunk up
422
00:18:20,677 --> 00:18:22,146
and deep throat his ass.
423
00:18:22,146 --> 00:18:23,817
- Man...
- Oh, the Jewish penis
of the skunk, right?
424
00:18:23,817 --> 00:18:25,654
You deep throat
the two-inch stick of the skunk?
425
00:18:25,654 --> 00:18:27,323
You're good with all this?
Right, brother?
426
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,895
- Shit, yeah, man!
- DAVE: What did Malcolm say?
427
00:18:30,731 --> 00:18:32,835
BOTH:
By any means necessary.
428
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:35,907
Dicky's looking for love,
and I'm looking for bud.
429
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,443
(laughter)
430
00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:39,615
- DAVE: Oh, my God.
- EMMA: Make sure
you're in focus.
431
00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:41,318
DAVE:
I don't even know
if I'm in focus,
432
00:18:41,318 --> 00:18:43,923
but this is the best shot.
This is, like, iconic.
433
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,226
I don't know, I just...
434
00:18:45,226 --> 00:18:46,963
I'm ashamed of the amount
I smoke weed.
435
00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:49,167
- But I can't stop.
- GATA: Don't be ashamed.
436
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:51,238
- GATA: Just a part of the game.
- EMMA: Yeah, why can't you
just let go?
437
00:18:51,238 --> 00:18:53,242
DAVE:
What about you, Gata?
What are your demons?
438
00:18:53,242 --> 00:18:55,747
Not releasing semen is my demon.
439
00:18:55,747 --> 00:18:57,618
DAVE:
I feel like
you're filling a void.
440
00:18:57,618 --> 00:18:59,387
This guy right here
is a deep thinker, dude.
441
00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:00,423
- It's not that deep.
- That's why all his songs
442
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:03,295
are so, like, complex and shit,
443
00:19:03,295 --> 00:19:05,032
while I'm talking about,
"I really be having it."
444
00:19:05,032 --> 00:19:07,003
DAVE: When I started rapping
is the first time I, like,
445
00:19:07,003 --> 00:19:09,174
started getting high
'cause I just like escaped
446
00:19:09,174 --> 00:19:13,048
who I-- like, I'm just not,
like, naturally, like, a rapper.
447
00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:15,854
Like, I need to, like, go
to another place to, like...
448
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,125
Dude, you got to tap out
of that David Burd.
449
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,427
I-- Yeah, I don't know.
450
00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:21,031
It's like, why do I need
to escape reality?
451
00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:22,568
(cheering, applause)
452
00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:24,337
But my reality is, uh, good.
I don't know,
453
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,909
I just think,
even when my reality is good,
454
00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:31,184
I think too much about what's
not perfect about that reality.
455
00:19:31,184 --> 00:19:33,188
EMMA:
Like, why can't you
just accept it?
456
00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:34,859
I don't know.
What-- Don't ask...
457
00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:36,929
- What are you doing?
- DAVE: Why can't you accept...
458
00:19:36,929 --> 00:19:38,500
- No, I don't want to be
on camera.
- Yeah, exactly. How do you feel?
459
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,469
You put up a wall for no reason.
460
00:19:40,469 --> 00:19:42,106
Just let us love you.
461
00:19:42,106 --> 00:19:44,144
- You're looking for love, too.
- EMMA: Will you stop?
462
00:19:44,144 --> 00:19:46,148
- ELZ: See? See?
See how it feels?
- I don't want to be on camera.
463
00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:48,318
It's very invasive, isn't it?
464
00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,356
When did you get so uptight?
465
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,360
S-- Working with Dave.
466
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,199
ELZ:
Working with Dave. You talking
about working for Dave?
467
00:19:55,199 --> 00:19:58,238
I'm not working for Dave.
468
00:19:59,441 --> 00:20:01,044
Does-- Is this the right frame?
469
00:20:01,044 --> 00:20:03,717
'Cause I think it would be
more impactful in a wide.
470
00:20:03,717 --> 00:20:05,721
Where I'd be like,
I'm more alone.
471
00:20:05,721 --> 00:20:07,758
EMMA:
It's a documentary.
472
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,762
(laughter)
473
00:20:09,762 --> 00:20:11,566
CAROL:
He's always been like that,
his whole life.
474
00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:13,603
EMMA:
I mean, it's wildly difficult
475
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,907
working with Dave
because he is an insane person.
476
00:20:15,907 --> 00:20:17,811
DAVE:
I don't want this footage, Emma.
477
00:20:17,811 --> 00:20:19,047
(laughter)
478
00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:21,552
MIKE:
Fuck, marry, kill. I would...
479
00:20:21,552 --> 00:20:25,259
fuck Gata, 'cause he--
I know he's a good fuck.
480
00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:27,965
- (laughter)
- Uh, I would marry you.
481
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,102
Kill Dave is probably the thing
that matters the most to me.
482
00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:31,906
How do we kill Dave?
483
00:20:31,906 --> 00:20:33,977
We'll say it on the count
of three at the same time.
484
00:20:33,977 --> 00:20:35,781
One, two, three.
485
00:20:35,781 --> 00:20:37,283
- Strangulation.
- Strangulate him with a pillow!
486
00:20:37,283 --> 00:20:39,187
(both cheer)
487
00:20:39,187 --> 00:20:40,657
- (laughter)
- ELZ: I would...
488
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,763
- MIKE: Strangle with-- Dawg.
- (chuckles)
489
00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:46,468
I've never worked so hard
for someone in my entire life.
490
00:20:46,468 --> 00:20:48,338
And I worked
at Outback Steakhouse.
491
00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:50,042
He is...
492
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,748
the most difficult musician
I've ever worked with,
493
00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:55,620
and I worked with a lot of
random rappers who are terrible,
494
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:59,060
and this man, for some reason,
has just made life so difficult.
495
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,931
We used to take him shopping
for those action figures.
496
00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:03,001
- Oh, geez. The action figures.
- Do you remember that?
497
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:06,441
DON:
He would go back and forth
about which one to get,
498
00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:08,378
and he would analyze
the pros and the cons...
499
00:21:08,378 --> 00:21:09,949
- CAROL: Yeah.
- ...of each one.
500
00:21:09,949 --> 00:21:11,586
It was the, what did he call it?
The no stone unturned...
501
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,723
- The "no stone unturned" method.
- Yeah. Yeah.
502
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:15,927
- No stone unturned.
- No stone unturned.
503
00:21:15,927 --> 00:21:18,031
- No stone unturned.
- Fuck that phrase.
504
00:21:18,031 --> 00:21:19,768
I got so stressed out
I had a kidney stone.
505
00:21:19,768 --> 00:21:22,306
I pissed out a stone.
A stone out of my penis.
506
00:21:22,306 --> 00:21:24,612
EMMA:
It became very clear
that to properly document
507
00:21:24,612 --> 00:21:26,314
this man looking for love,
508
00:21:26,314 --> 00:21:28,586
I had to document how this man
looks for everything.
509
00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:30,089
So I started filming
our edit sessions.
510
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,160
So we're gonna have
to shave some frames
511
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,763
off the ol' tail of it.
512
00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:35,901
EMMA: No one's gonna notice
a two-frame difference.
513
00:21:35,901 --> 00:21:38,038
I would notice the difference
every single time I watch it.
514
00:21:38,038 --> 00:21:40,042
- I can't watch this
and be tortured...
- Okay, hold on.
515
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,913
- EMMA: Give me a sec.
- This is an editing session.
516
00:21:41,913 --> 00:21:43,917
I mean, hello,
welcome to the industry, Emma.
517
00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:45,554
- Geez Louise.
- EMMA: Fine.
518
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,789
DAVE:
Did you take my cheesesteak?
519
00:21:46,789 --> 00:21:48,726
GATA:
Nah. Was it good?
520
00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:50,329
Honestly, it was
very close to ideal.
521
00:21:50,329 --> 00:21:51,899
The bread just, like,
wasn't good enough.
522
00:21:51,899 --> 00:21:54,137
I mean, the couch is nice
and firm. It is a good couch.
523
00:21:54,137 --> 00:21:56,007
It's almost everything
you'd want in a couch.
524
00:21:56,007 --> 00:21:58,880
I will say, like, the pillows
are just, like, not quite right.
525
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,786
- (laughter)
- ELZ: He's always been this way.
526
00:22:01,786 --> 00:22:04,090
MIKE:
That's Dave.
He's never satisfied,
527
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,361
it's never finished,
so we're never finished.
528
00:22:06,361 --> 00:22:08,766
ELZ:
As you fucking know,
very annoying.
529
00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:10,871
And then he'll say,
like, one thing
530
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,510
like, "Love you, big cat,"
and it's like...
531
00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:15,514
(whispers):
"You son of a bitch."
532
00:22:16,716 --> 00:22:18,151
Some people are afraid
of the hard work
533
00:22:18,151 --> 00:22:19,722
and the ethic that LD has.
534
00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:21,526
Some people are afraid
of being pushed to the limit.
535
00:22:21,526 --> 00:22:22,995
- It's the honest truth.
- You're growing up.
536
00:22:22,995 --> 00:22:24,364
I'm trying, bro.
537
00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:25,567
So working with him
is like working
538
00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:26,702
with a young Phil Jackson.
539
00:22:26,702 --> 00:22:28,005
I can just envision that fool
540
00:22:28,005 --> 00:22:29,107
saying, "Gata!"
541
00:22:29,107 --> 00:22:30,510
Like, I can look in his eyes
542
00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:31,879
and tell he want to bring
the best out of me.
543
00:22:31,879 --> 00:22:34,183
Or, like, Einstein,
because he's Jewish.
544
00:22:34,183 --> 00:22:35,720
(laughter)
545
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,624
When I met him,
I thought he was a psycho,
546
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,695
because he said he was
gonna be a famous rapper
547
00:22:39,695 --> 00:22:43,001
and I was like, "What?"
548
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:45,206
He had a vision,
549
00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:47,343
and it became a reality.
550
00:22:47,343 --> 00:22:48,846
ELZ:
I've been lucky enough
551
00:22:48,846 --> 00:22:50,650
to work with my best friend
since I was six
552
00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:52,353
and he's changed my life, so...
553
00:22:54,725 --> 00:22:58,232
He's the closest male figure
I've got.
554
00:22:58,232 --> 00:23:00,570
And my dad never, you know...
555
00:23:00,570 --> 00:23:03,543
I believe in Dave
so fucking much it's ridiculous.
556
00:23:03,543 --> 00:23:06,114
- EMMA: Will you ever be
satisfied?
- DAVE: Probably not.
557
00:23:06,114 --> 00:23:07,517
At the end of the day,
I'm gonna need something
558
00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:08,519
other than, like,
musical success
559
00:23:08,519 --> 00:23:10,256
to satisfy me.
560
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,694
- EMMA: Like what?
- Like love.
561
00:23:12,694 --> 00:23:14,430
DAVE:
I believe in the truest form
of love.
562
00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:17,738
Someone's got to come along
and save me from this, like,
563
00:23:17,738 --> 00:23:19,541
self-fulfilling prophecy I'm in.
564
00:23:19,541 --> 00:23:21,779
EMMA:
How will you know it's her?
565
00:23:21,779 --> 00:23:23,282
When I meet my dream girl,
566
00:23:23,282 --> 00:23:24,551
boy, oh, boy,
will it be evident.
567
00:23:24,551 --> 00:23:26,555
It's like, I will know early on.
568
00:23:26,555 --> 00:23:28,058
It's not the type of thing
569
00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:29,862
that you need to take time
to figure out.
570
00:23:29,862 --> 00:23:32,099
I'm just, like, not gonna
get into a relationship
571
00:23:32,099 --> 00:23:34,672
and then, like, let it
slowly develop and, like...
572
00:23:34,672 --> 00:23:36,709
If I'm not blown away,
it's not good enough,
573
00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:38,045
and I'm not gonna settle, so...
574
00:23:38,045 --> 00:23:39,915
EMMA:
So, how many stones
575
00:23:39,915 --> 00:23:42,186
are you gonna turn over
to find her?
576
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:48,065
I'll turn over every goddamn
stone in the world.
577
00:23:48,065 --> 00:23:51,505
I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.
578
00:23:51,505 --> 00:23:54,444
Is this the only
possible ending?
579
00:23:56,181 --> 00:23:58,218
(cheering, applause)
580
00:23:58,218 --> 00:24:00,122
(whooping, whistling)
581
00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:19,728
ROBYN:
I'm gonna go get some fresh air.
582
00:24:19,728 --> 00:24:21,632
- DAVE: Okay.
- EMMA: Hey, you guys.
583
00:24:25,439 --> 00:24:27,811
Hi. Wow.
584
00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:30,617
- EMMA: Yeah?
- Did not see that coming at all.
585
00:24:30,617 --> 00:24:33,155
So, like, what, all those
editing sessions, like,
586
00:24:33,155 --> 00:24:36,027
they weren't even real, it was,
like, all a total charade?
587
00:24:36,027 --> 00:24:37,931
I mean, it was very real.
588
00:24:37,931 --> 00:24:39,902
Just not what
you were expecting.
589
00:24:39,902 --> 00:24:43,676
I got to be honest,
I do feel manipulated.
590
00:24:43,676 --> 00:24:46,214
But in the most
artistic way possible.
591
00:24:46,214 --> 00:24:47,851
Well, I learned from the best.
592
00:24:47,851 --> 00:24:49,855
- I'm, like, blown away.
- (laughs softly)
593
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,592
I don't even have
that many comments or notes.
594
00:24:51,592 --> 00:24:53,161
Like, obviously, there's
a few things we have to do
595
00:24:53,161 --> 00:24:54,898
- before it goes,
like, fully public...
- Oh, Dave.
596
00:24:54,898 --> 00:24:57,470
This isn't our thing.
597
00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:58,906
It's mine.
598
00:24:58,906 --> 00:25:01,645
I'm not compromising
my vision for anything.
599
00:25:02,581 --> 00:25:04,217
Are you being serious?
600
00:25:04,217 --> 00:25:07,023
It's, like, the "Lil Dicky
Looking for Love" documentary.
601
00:25:07,023 --> 00:25:08,760
- I literally hired you and br...
- You didn't hire me.
602
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,997
You didn't pay me.
603
00:25:10,997 --> 00:25:14,237
You really want to do this?
You want to play this game?
604
00:25:14,237 --> 00:25:17,243
Okay, all that hidden footage
type of stuff
605
00:25:17,243 --> 00:25:18,646
that I never consented to,
606
00:25:18,646 --> 00:25:20,683
can't use it, sorry,
never gave my permission.
607
00:25:20,683 --> 00:25:22,587
No, there were those fliers
all around.
608
00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:24,190
So, sorry.
609
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,227
There will be no more notes.
610
00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:27,831
You're out of stones.
611
00:25:27,831 --> 00:25:29,200
BINIAM:
Emma?
612
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,371
- Yeah? Hi.
- I'm Biniam.
613
00:25:31,371 --> 00:25:33,442
BINIAM:
Uh, Mike invited me.
I work at A24.
614
00:25:33,442 --> 00:25:36,381
- EMMA: Hi.
- Man, that last scene...
615
00:25:36,381 --> 00:25:38,886
It's pretty fucking wild, but...
616
00:25:38,886 --> 00:25:40,590
I mean, I got to give
her credit, though.
617
00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:43,730
She did have this whole fucking
vision and she just got it.
618
00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:48,004
You know? And I certainly
can't knock that, but...
619
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:50,543
You okay?
620
00:25:50,543 --> 00:25:53,950
No. I feel pretty dumb.
621
00:25:53,950 --> 00:25:56,287
- You feel dumb?
- I just watched 90 minutes
622
00:25:56,287 --> 00:25:58,024
of you "looking for love,"
623
00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:02,266
and I was nowhere
in sight, so...
624
00:26:02,266 --> 00:26:04,905
Are you still looking?
625
00:26:04,905 --> 00:26:09,247
Am I not the result
that you wanted?
626
00:26:09,247 --> 00:26:10,950
No.
627
00:26:10,950 --> 00:26:13,623
I mean, yes.
628
00:26:13,623 --> 00:26:15,125
Or...
629
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,764
Well, Emma went so rogue
on the whole thing,
630
00:26:17,764 --> 00:26:20,335
like, it's hard to pin
this on me.
631
00:26:20,335 --> 00:26:21,939
Yeah, sure is.
632
00:26:21,939 --> 00:26:23,843
What about all the stuff
that you said on camera?
633
00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:25,914
Y-You talked at length
about how,
634
00:26:25,914 --> 00:26:27,684
when you met the right person,
that you were
635
00:26:27,684 --> 00:26:29,320
just gonna immediately know
right away.
636
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,561
Like, when did you say that?
637
00:26:32,561 --> 00:26:34,865
- The...
- Look, it doesn't matter when
I said that, independent of
638
00:26:34,865 --> 00:26:37,002
if it was before you
or after you or, like...
639
00:26:37,002 --> 00:26:39,207
I have been basing my philosophy
and idea of love
640
00:26:39,207 --> 00:26:41,411
on this, like,
truly childlike belief
641
00:26:41,411 --> 00:26:44,083
that love comes in
and sweeps you off your feet
642
00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:45,920
in a way where you know
right when it happens,
643
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,958
and that's just not the way
the world works,
644
00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:50,329
- and that's okay.
- I don't want to be,
645
00:26:50,329 --> 00:26:53,034
this, like,
sad fucking version of that.
646
00:26:53,034 --> 00:26:55,038
I don't want to be
the understudy
647
00:26:55,038 --> 00:26:57,644
to this, like, grand version
of love that you want.
648
00:26:57,644 --> 00:26:59,247
I don't want to be
the sad reality.
649
00:26:59,247 --> 00:27:01,217
I want to be the thing
that excites you.
650
00:27:01,217 --> 00:27:03,355
You do excite me.
It's like, that's not...
651
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,727
Look, I'm on
the Looking for Love tour,
652
00:27:05,727 --> 00:27:07,263
shooting a Looking for Love documentary.
653
00:27:07,263 --> 00:27:09,200
During that whole shooting,
I'm gonna be a guy
654
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,705
that more or less is, like,
endlessly looking for love.
655
00:27:11,705 --> 00:27:14,711
- That's my image at this point.
- Dave, it's not your image, though.
656
00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:17,651
Okay? It's not your image,
it's just you.
657
00:27:17,651 --> 00:27:21,191
You are perpetually
looking for love,
658
00:27:21,191 --> 00:27:23,930
but you don't actually
want to find it.
659
00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:25,199
Not true.
660
00:27:25,199 --> 00:27:26,902
- That's not...
- Maybe if I was Rachel McAdams,
661
00:27:26,902 --> 00:27:28,773
I would've made your movie.
662
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,844
Maybe I, like--
Y-You had no problem
663
00:27:30,844 --> 00:27:32,781
writing a whole love song
about her.
664
00:27:32,781 --> 00:27:34,183
And yeah, I heard it.
665
00:27:34,183 --> 00:27:35,854
I'm sorry that
I'm a human being with ears.
666
00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:37,156
I heard the song.
667
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,360
I'm sorry you heard that
out of context.
668
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:42,834
But like, that song
doesn't mean anything.
669
00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:46,174
Like the one
that you wrote for me?
670
00:27:47,711 --> 00:27:49,748
N-No. Not like that.
671
00:27:49,748 --> 00:27:53,421
Dave, I am here,
I'm in your house,
672
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:55,560
I...
673
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:59,300
I'm thinking that we're,
you know, like...
674
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,004
falling in love.
675
00:28:01,004 --> 00:28:03,141
And I feel like an idiot.
676
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:05,713
- You're not an idiot.
- I feel really fucking stupid.
677
00:28:05,713 --> 00:28:07,951
- You're not stupid.
You're not doing anything...
- Like, what am I doing out here?
678
00:28:07,951 --> 00:28:09,955
- What am I doing out here?
- I can't... Stop.
679
00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:12,894
I think things are trending
so well between us,
680
00:28:12,894 --> 00:28:14,130
- towards a serious...
- "Trending well"?
681
00:28:14,130 --> 00:28:16,000
Do you hear yourself?
"Trending well"?
682
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,541
How much data do you need
to decide that I am worthy?
683
00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:23,315
It's crazy, for someone who,
like, builds an entire career
684
00:28:23,315 --> 00:28:25,285
off of, like,
making fun of his own flaws,
685
00:28:25,285 --> 00:28:30,429
you expect everyone else
to be perfect.
686
00:28:32,299 --> 00:28:35,105
Work that out with yourself.
(scoffs)
687
00:28:38,278 --> 00:28:39,648
It's...
688
00:28:39,648 --> 00:28:42,386
I don't expect perfection.
I know that nobody's perfect.
689
00:28:42,386 --> 00:28:45,058
I understand that, but, like,
just like everything in my life,
690
00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:46,896
I have such high expectations
691
00:28:46,896 --> 00:28:48,699
and I try to have
the highest level of achievement
692
00:28:48,699 --> 00:28:50,570
- at all times,
so when I'm talking about...
- Oh, my God.
693
00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:53,308
Women are not achievements,
Dave. We're not achievements.
694
00:28:53,308 --> 00:28:54,477
It's... (laughs)
695
00:28:54,477 --> 00:28:56,014
You talk so much shit
696
00:28:56,014 --> 00:28:59,153
about Gata being this,
like, misogynistic fuck,
697
00:28:59,153 --> 00:29:01,992
but you're actually just as bad.
698
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:05,432
You're just lying to yourself
and to everyone else.
699
00:29:05,432 --> 00:29:07,403
Uh, what do you-- uh,
I don't know, what do you--
700
00:29:07,403 --> 00:29:10,008
uh, what am I supposed to say?
Like, I-I lo... I...
701
00:29:10,008 --> 00:29:13,348
I'm not upset
that you don't love me, okay?
702
00:29:13,348 --> 00:29:17,056
I'm just sad,
703
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:18,626
because I'm pretty sure you do,
704
00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:23,168
but you won't commit
until you are 100% certain
705
00:29:23,168 --> 00:29:27,076
that I am the absolute best
that you can do.
706
00:29:29,915 --> 00:29:32,286
That has nothing to do with me.
707
00:29:32,286 --> 00:29:33,789
(laughs softly)
708
00:29:34,558 --> 00:29:36,528
So I'm gonna go.
709
00:29:36,528 --> 00:29:38,031
(stammers)
710
00:29:38,031 --> 00:29:40,402
- Please don't.
- Um...
711
00:29:40,402 --> 00:29:43,174
You're a famous rapper.
(laughs softly)
712
00:29:43,174 --> 00:29:48,753
So I'm sure your dream girl
will just show up.
713
00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:50,590
Robyn.
714
00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:53,295
I didn't have any control
over that documentary.
715
00:29:53,295 --> 00:29:55,933
Like, it was not
my vision at all.
716
00:29:55,933 --> 00:29:58,639
I'm not your vision, either, Dave.
717
00:29:58,639 --> 00:30:00,510
No one is.
718
00:30:00,510 --> 00:30:03,014
Your vision is your vision.
719
00:30:05,285 --> 00:30:06,889
(stammers)
720
00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:24,290
♪ ♪
721
00:30:26,194 --> 00:30:28,264
(grunts)
722
00:30:44,731 --> 00:30:46,502
(grunting, panting)
723
00:30:49,641 --> 00:30:51,912
Fuck.
724
00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,058
(grunts)
725
00:31:06,742 --> 00:31:09,013
♪ ♪
726
00:31:18,599 --> 00:31:20,536
(grunts)
Fuck.
727
00:31:20,536 --> 00:31:21,772
Oh.
728
00:31:21,772 --> 00:31:24,210
Fuck.
729
00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:25,880
God...
730
00:31:40,710 --> 00:31:42,379
♪ ♪
731
00:31:48,859 --> 00:31:51,130
(exhales)
732
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:56,441
♪ ♪
733
00:32:00,449 --> 00:32:02,419
♪ I've got to go smash,
got to go smash ♪
734
00:32:02,419 --> 00:32:04,591
♪ Got to go smash,
got to go smash... ♪
735
00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:05,827
(phone chimes)
736
00:32:05,827 --> 00:32:07,730
♪ I'm a hopeless romantic ♪
737
00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:09,968
♪ I just got left, that hurt,
she was my best and worst ♪
738
00:32:09,968 --> 00:32:11,839
♪ Come and collect your shirts ♪
739
00:32:11,839 --> 00:32:13,676
♪ It cannot get much worse ♪
740
00:32:13,676 --> 00:32:16,214
♪ Fuck it, I'm-a ball like Nerf,
fuck it, I'm-a ball like Dirk ♪
741
00:32:16,214 --> 00:32:18,051
♪ Hoping that my heart
don't burst ♪
742
00:32:18,051 --> 00:32:20,857
♪ Either way, I'll be
Milly Rocking in this bitch ♪
743
00:32:20,857 --> 00:32:23,662
♪ Hey, time of my life ♪
744
00:32:24,531 --> 00:32:26,234
♪ I was just, we were just ♪
745
00:32:26,234 --> 00:32:27,837
- ♪ We were just ♪
- ♪ Chilling ♪
746
00:32:27,837 --> 00:32:29,406
♪ Getting high ♪
747
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,444
- ♪ We were just ♪
- ♪ We were just ♪
748
00:32:31,444 --> 00:32:34,584
- ♪ Now we're just ♪
- ♪ I made you happy. ♪
749
00:32:51,685 --> 00:32:56,160
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