1
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(faint, indistinct chatter)

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(both laugh)

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- (indistinct chatter)
- (chuckles)

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But enough about my past,
I want to hear about yours.

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Who was the first guy
that you were in love with?

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Okay. (chuckles)
His name was Billy Blum.

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Was he gorgeous?

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- So gorgeous. Oh, my God,
I was so obsessed
- Yeah.

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- with him.
- Sure.

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Mm. All we ever did was kiss.

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We tried to keep it a secret,

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but then we came
into school one day,

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both of us had poison ivy.

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'Cause you were rolling around
in the ivy with Blum?

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- Yeah, yeah.
- You dog.

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- In the back 40.
- The back 40?

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- (laughs) Yeah.
- What is that,
a Canadian phrase?

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- I like that.

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That was real love.

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- What about you?
- Mm.

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- Eighth grade.
- Mm.

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- Bus stop.
- Mm.

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Brittany Parker shows up.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Rocks the foundation

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- of my soul.
- (laughs)

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That's first loves for you, huh?

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Yeah. I mean...

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- Mm?
- I was

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beginning to think that
that type of love

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only existed
when you were a kid.

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(whispers):
Are we crazy?

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I don't know, but...

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I would be crazy

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one million times over

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if it meant being crazy
with you.

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- DIRECTOR: And cut.
- (buzzer sounds)

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- That was such a good take.
- Yeah.

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- I fucking felt that one.
- Me, too.

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Hey, was that good for camera?

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- DIRECTOR: Yeah, good.
- DAVE: Okay, cool.

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- Uh...
- Whew.

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I feel, like,
really well covered

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- with this outro scene.
- RACHEL: Thank you.

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What I would love--
I know you have a hard out,

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but before you go, is there any
way we could get, like, one more

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- crack at the verse?
- Fuck yeah.

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- Let's do it.
- Okay. Great. All right,

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we're gonna do the verse
and the hook one more time.

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Reset, everyone. Back to one.
Let's change and get to it.

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DIRECTOR:
Yeah, that's great. Let's do it.

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Okay, get Brad back
to his one, please.

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DIRECTOR:
All right, and hit it, Peter.

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♪ I just want to take you
to a ball
♪

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♪ Have a ball, girl,
valet will call me
♪

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♪ Mr. McAdams ♪

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♪ Rachel, they gonna call me ♪

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♪ Mr. McAdams ♪

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♪ I take your name,
girl, facts
♪

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♪ It's insanely farfetched,
I ain't playing
♪

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♪ Why you think
I been rapping?
♪

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♪ To be Mr. McAdams ♪

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♪ Say yes, are you a blonde
or brunette?
♪

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♪ You pull 'em both off
like socks in a bed
♪

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♪ Notebook even had
a little bit of red
♪

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♪ I don't know why I'm
telling you about your hair
♪

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♪ You would know best,
you was there, it's your hair
♪

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♪ Girl, I confess
that I suck dick
♪

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♪ Not suck dick,
like give head
♪

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♪ I'm just bad
at doing this shit
♪

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♪ Girl, just let me prove
that I'm him
♪

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♪ Heard you're five-foot-four ♪

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♪ I bet you didn't
even know that's
♪

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♪ My ideal height,
I'm six foot
♪

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♪ Eh, five eleven,
I'm five ten
♪

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♪ Friends say I'm funny,
and I got fans, too
♪

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♪ So I can relate
to this being off-putting
♪

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♪ But I just know you'd like
what I could give
♪

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♪ Imagine guac
without no chips
♪

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♪ Imagine me up at your door ♪

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♪ Out of nowhere,
what would you say?
♪

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♪ What would we do?
Probably be weird
♪

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♪ Too much build-up,
too much presh
♪

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♪ Or maybe we would fuck
like rabbits
♪

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♪ Maybe I'm your Brad Pitt,
fuck Brad Pitt
♪

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♪ Don't think about him,
I'm Mr. McAdams
♪

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♪ Rachel, they gonna call me ♪

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♪ Mr. McAdams ♪

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♪ I take your name,
girl, facts
♪

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♪ It's insanely farfetched,
I ain't playing
♪

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♪ Why you think
I been rapping?
♪

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♪ To be Mr. McAdams ♪

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♪ Say yes. ♪

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Wow.

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- Woo! Yes!
- Fuck yeah.

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- (grunts)
- Love it.

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Hey, is this creepy
and, like, stalker-y

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in a weird way, or is this cool?

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Well, it's supposed to be
a little bit, right?

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- Yeah, it's, like, funny.
- RACHEL: Yeah, yeah.

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Shit, sorry, my shoe
was squeaking on that one.

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Did I fuck up sound?

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Oh, we're not even getting
sound. It's a music video.

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(laughs) Right. Right.

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He's not used to the format.

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- No, it's okay.
- BRAD: Great. Well,

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that's all you want? That's it?
That's just the...

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- And we're...?
- Yeah.

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I think it's kind of cooler
to not overuse you.

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- Great.
- Yeah.

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- Easiest day I've ever had.
- That's smart.

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- Hey.
- Uh-huh?

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- Thank you for coming.
- Uh, we could still...

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BRAD:
Tell me, are you gonna call

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Newt or what?

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Oh, my God,
stop harassing me about it.

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- I will, I will. I just...
- You...

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I just call him
and ask him like that?

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No, no, no, no, no. He only
responds to grocery terms,

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so if you want one,
say "carrot."

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If you want a bunch,
say "bananas."

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Bananas?

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Newt?

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- RACHEL: Oh...
- DAVE: What're we talking about?

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You are a fucking liar.

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- I am so fucking with you.
- (laughs)

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- Fucker. Ugh.
- Come here.

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Just tell him what you want.
It's all good.

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Really. Seriously.
Trust me. All right?

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- Okay. All right.
- I'm so happy to see you, really.

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- Okay. I miss you.
- Be well.

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- Okay, you, too.
- Thanks. Thanks, everyone.

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- Yeah, you be great now.
- BRAD: Thanks, all.

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- Okay, it's time.
- Very strong bodied.

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- So... (sighs)
- Yeah.

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Guess that's it, huh?

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- Okay.
- But...

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I haven't had that much fun
on set in literal years.

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You're-- Thank you
for getting Brad Pitt

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to be in my fucking video.

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- Oh.
- And for being here with me and

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thank you for making
my dreams come true.

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Oh, my God, stop.

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I would do anything for you...

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...Mr. McAdams.

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Mm.

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And let me know
how it goes with Robyn.

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- I know breakups
are tough, so call me
- Yeah.

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- if you need me.
- Okay.

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- I got you.
- Tell your family I say hi.

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- RACHEL: I will. (laughs)
- Uncle Dingo says hi.

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- RACHEL: Bye.
- Bye.

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♪ ♪

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And on the seventh day,

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God made Brad Pitt.

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(both laugh)

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Thank you so much
for being here, man.

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- You killed it.
- Yeah?

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- Yeah, that syncopated rap shit.
- Aw.

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I wish I could do what you do.

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Oh, please, I'm sure
you could do anything you want.

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Oh, hardly. (laughs)

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- No, I bet you could do it all.
- No. Well, I'll tell you,

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I have been toying with the idea

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of getting into the space.

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- Oh, cool. Like...
- Yeah.

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Like outer space travel?

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- Bezos?
- The musical space.

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Ah.

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Rhythm, beats.

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Well, hey, I have
a whole setup at my house.

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- You are welcome anytime.
I got an iso booth, mic.

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- Really?
- Yeah, whatever you want.

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- Come by.
- What's your address?

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It's, uh...

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4-5... Do you want to pull
your phone out to write it down?

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I'm good.

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Oh.

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It's 4578 Hambeld Street, 91991.

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I have to do the jingle
'cause I just moved in.

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- Hey, what kind of windows
do you have?
- Uh...

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You can see-- They're clear.
Is your concern, uh,

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paparazzi looking in
and thinking that we're fucking?

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- (laughs) Actually...
- I have so much ficus
if that's your concern.

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- Not my concern. Not at all.
- Okay.

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(giggles)

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I'm getting my windows
switched out.

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I've just become
a total window-head.

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It's a really cool neighborhood.
Kegel Michael Key lives...

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- (phone chimes)
- Oh, driver's here.

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All right, I got to go.
I enjoyed that.

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- What a man.
- Dave?

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- Yeah?
- I can take you
to your trailer now.

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- Lead the way.
- Cool.

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Wow, this is crazy.

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- Congratulations.
- Oh.

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- Brad Pitt, Rachel McAdams.
- Yeah.

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Totally, like, I really grew up
idolizing these people,

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so to have this day,
so full circle.

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- It's awesome.
- Yeah.

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Oh, speaking of full circle,

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can't believe we're working
together. That's wild.

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What do you mean by that?

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Have we met?

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Yeah, in Lubbock, Texas.

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I went to your show.
I gave you a bust of your head.

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Oh, yeah!
What're you doing out here?

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Well, I'm a P. A.

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I wanted to break
into the industry,

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and you told me
anything was possible, so...

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- Fuck yeah. Good shit.
- Yeah. (chuckles)

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- It is possible, huh?
No what ifs, right?
- Yeah, beautiful shit.

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- No what ifs, that's right.
- That's cool.

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- (chuckles)
- So, today must be, like,

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as surreal for you as it is
for me, huh?

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- Oh, absolutely.
- Hey.

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- I got it from here. Thank you.
- Oh.

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Hey, this is the hard drive
from Emma

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with all the raw footage
from the documentary.

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I don't even know what she shot
at this point. I just want to,

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- like, wrap my head
around the footage that...
- Don't worry about it.

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I want to talk to you
about schedule next week.

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Load me up, brother. I am ready.

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You've been going super hard,
Dave, okay?

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And I know it's
a good distraction

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- from Robyn, but I think
maybe, like...
- Oh.

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This has nothing
to do with Robyn.

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These are opportunities I've
waited my whole life for, so...

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She went back to Wisconsin.
She thinks I'm a monster

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who's not looking for love.

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She doesn't have the right idea
about me, so there's nothing

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- to even process, you know?
- Okay.

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Dude, I've been
in the same position

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a thousand fucking times.

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Like, trust me, I understand,
but for this situation,

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you know, it's not that crazy.
It's not.

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Is that Drake's guy?

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- Shh.
- ELZ: Who else gets you shit
like this, you know?

238
00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,959
My guy. I'll talk to you
later, cutie pie.

239
00:07:55,093 --> 00:07:56,128
All right, peace.

240
00:07:56,262 --> 00:07:58,299
What'd he say?

241
00:07:58,433 --> 00:08:00,270
Um...

242
00:08:00,403 --> 00:08:03,409
He's not comfortable
with making the ask.

243
00:08:03,409 --> 00:08:05,246
Not comfortable making the ask?

244
00:08:05,347 --> 00:08:06,650
It's a big ask.

245
00:08:06,783 --> 00:08:08,787
It's not a big ask at all.
He asks Drake,

246
00:08:08,787 --> 00:08:10,891
"Hey, Drake, do you want to do
a session with Lil Dicky?"

247
00:08:10,992 --> 00:08:12,327
Then Drake decides.
It's the easy--

248
00:08:12,427 --> 00:08:13,697
It's, like, a sentence-long ask.

249
00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:14,899
He's just, like, yo,
you're in your lane.

250
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,503
- He's in his lane.
- (toilet flushes)

251
00:08:16,603 --> 00:08:18,072
He pretty much just said
that Drake will never

252
00:08:18,072 --> 00:08:19,174
do a song with Lil Dicky.

253
00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:21,445
Okay, who the fuck is this guy?

254
00:08:21,546 --> 00:08:23,116
I don't understand.
Like, it's not his job

255
00:08:23,216 --> 00:08:24,619
to, like, have an opinion.

256
00:08:24,753 --> 00:08:26,222
Bro, you want to get in
with that fool,

257
00:08:26,322 --> 00:08:27,992
just hit him up direct.

258
00:08:28,126 --> 00:08:29,496
I hit him direct.

259
00:08:29,629 --> 00:08:32,100
I DM'ed him last week,
and he didn't respond.

260
00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,537
Well, I mean,

261
00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:35,006
he could've missed it.
I miss DMs all the time.

262
00:08:35,106 --> 00:08:36,643
It said "read."

263
00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:38,312
- Ooh...
- Well...
- DAVE: It said "read,"

264
00:08:38,446 --> 00:08:40,684
but he could've been, like,
drunk and getting, like, head,

265
00:08:40,785 --> 00:08:42,487
or I don't know,
but it said "read."

266
00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:43,624
What'd you say?

267
00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,761
All I said was "Hey, man."

268
00:08:45,861 --> 00:08:47,431
- Ugh. Why?
- (Gata laughs)

269
00:08:47,431 --> 00:08:48,767
DAVE:
I kept it so neutral.

270
00:08:48,767 --> 00:08:50,705
"Hey, man" is, like,
the easiest, like,

271
00:08:50,805 --> 00:08:52,274
thing to respond to. Just write
like, "Hello. Hi." Like, it's--

272
00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:54,211
I don't know. I had a whole
longer thing written out.

273
00:08:54,311 --> 00:08:55,681
I chose not to send it 'cause
I didn't want to weird him out.

274
00:08:55,781 --> 00:08:57,350
Soon as you say,
"Hey, man," it just

275
00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:58,386
sound like you
about to ask for something.

276
00:08:58,486 --> 00:09:00,190
It's just so like, "Hey, man."

277
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,495
I knew I should've waited
until he was back in Toronto.

278
00:09:02,595 --> 00:09:05,133
- He's always traveling.
- (whispers): Hey, man.

279
00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:06,837
The most annoying part
of this entire thing is,

280
00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,241
I know for a fact,
if I hung out with Drake,

281
00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,678
he would absolutely love me.

282
00:09:10,678 --> 00:09:12,247
No doubt in my mind,

283
00:09:12,347 --> 00:09:14,318
whatsoever. I've known this,
like, ever since I've seen

284
00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:16,556
that half-Black,
half-Jewish man,

285
00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:17,859
that we were destined to be,

286
00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,130
like, a unit of, like,
power and fun.

287
00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,033
- MIKE: Oh, yeah.
- DAVE: But it's all
being blocked by this,

288
00:09:22,134 --> 00:09:24,739
like, gatekeeper
who I'm supposed to care about.

289
00:09:24,839 --> 00:09:26,743
It's, like,
how do I still have, like,

290
00:09:26,843 --> 00:09:28,246
non-believers at this point?

291
00:09:28,346 --> 00:09:29,749
What more do I need to achieve?

292
00:09:29,849 --> 00:09:31,920
Bruh, stop worrying about
Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake.

293
00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,524
Nigga, you poppin'
right now, dawg.

294
00:09:33,624 --> 00:09:35,427
You working with movie stars.
Brad Pitt,

295
00:09:35,528 --> 00:09:37,565
Rachel McDonald.
Even me. I'm poppin', too.

296
00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:38,700
Mike, let me tell this nigga.

297
00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:40,504
No, Gata, it's an NDA.

298
00:09:40,604 --> 00:09:41,907
- Can't say anything.
- What's he talking about?

299
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,844
They're making me
the star of Nut Haus, bro.

300
00:09:43,944 --> 00:09:45,681
They're retooling around me.
They bringing more bitches,

301
00:09:45,781 --> 00:09:48,052
extending the shoot, and I got
a ball player contract.

302
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:49,522
Like, one of them niggas
coming off the bench, bro.

303
00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,325
I'm about to go crazy
at the mall.

304
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,595
Like, shut that shit down, dawg.

305
00:09:52,695 --> 00:09:54,298
Like, what you need?
I got you, bro.

306
00:09:54,398 --> 00:09:55,568
Like a iced-out Star of David.

307
00:09:55,668 --> 00:09:57,538
I don't want anything,
but I think they're, like,

308
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,576
milking your shit
in the wrong way, Gata,

309
00:09:59,676 --> 00:10:01,045
and I don't think you should be

310
00:10:01,178 --> 00:10:03,149
the face of Nut-- I mean,
are you okay with this?

311
00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:05,721
Yeah, he's a grown man.
He can choose what he wants.

312
00:10:05,821 --> 00:10:07,290
And I choose the bag.

313
00:10:07,424 --> 00:10:08,426
The whole squad is winning, bro.

314
00:10:08,527 --> 00:10:10,296
Fuck it, let me win.
This nigga winning.

315
00:10:10,396 --> 00:10:12,467
He in love. This nigga Elz is...

316
00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,606
doing his thing, dude. Like...

317
00:10:14,706 --> 00:10:15,875
And I'm so glad you gandered up

318
00:10:15,975 --> 00:10:17,377
and faked your death,
too, nigga.

319
00:10:17,477 --> 00:10:18,947
- That was cold.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.

320
00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:21,318
Don't call it that. Why do you
still say it that way?

321
00:10:21,418 --> 00:10:22,387
MIKE:
God, Gata.

322
00:10:22,487 --> 00:10:23,790
Let's just go get a smoothie.

323
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,928
This place reminds me
of the fucking tour bus.

324
00:10:28,901 --> 00:10:31,640
DAVE:
♪
How did I get all of this?
♪

325
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,612
♪ Yet still end up like this ♪

326
00:10:35,681 --> 00:10:37,752
♪ All alone, what'd I miss? ♪

327
00:10:37,752 --> 00:10:41,760
♪ So many dates,
even dating got dated
♪

328
00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:44,331
♪ I let her go too soon ♪

329
00:10:45,466 --> 00:10:47,972
♪ I was scared of you ♪

330
00:10:48,072 --> 00:10:49,876
♪ And now I'm just sad at you ♪

331
00:10:49,976 --> 00:10:51,713
♪ All of these stones
that I turned
♪

332
00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:54,284
♪ I forgot who my rock was ♪

333
00:10:55,453 --> 00:10:57,123
♪ Batman and Robyn ♪

334
00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:00,998
♪ It's comical how I'll keep
running from problems
♪

335
00:11:01,098 --> 00:11:02,935
♪ I don't act my age at all ♪

336
00:11:03,069 --> 00:11:04,772
♪ I don't change at all ♪

337
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,877
♪ But I'm great, ask 'em all ♪

338
00:11:07,678 --> 00:11:10,116
♪ I need somebody right now ♪

339
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,422
♪ But I don't think
she'll hear me out
♪

340
00:11:14,157 --> 00:11:17,364
♪ And my time is running out ♪

341
00:11:18,299 --> 00:11:20,303
♪ I met a girl ♪

342
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,209
♪ Thank God ♪

343
00:11:24,779 --> 00:11:26,816
♪ I met a girl ♪

344
00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:29,822
♪ Oh, my ♪

345
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,697
♪ She makes me feel alive ♪

346
00:11:34,532 --> 00:11:36,803
♪ She makes me need a life ♪

347
00:11:37,638 --> 00:11:39,308
♪ I met a girl ♪

348
00:11:40,711 --> 00:11:42,915
♪ Thank God. ♪

349
00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:58,847
(doorbell rings)

350
00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:03,523
<i>BELLA:
Dave?</i>

351
00:12:03,624 --> 00:12:06,663
- Hello?
<i>- Hi. You left this.</i>

352
00:12:06,763 --> 00:12:09,034
<i>Your hard drive.
In your trailer.</i>

353
00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,136
Oh, shit.

354
00:12:10,136 --> 00:12:12,340
All right, hold on,
I'll buzz you in.

355
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,779
(gate buzzes)

356
00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:19,689
- Hi.
- Yeah, you left it

357
00:12:19,689 --> 00:12:21,358
- on your couch.
- I'm an idiot.

358
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,396
Thank you so much.
I was probably so preoccupied.

359
00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:24,699
Oh, it's all good.

360
00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:25,901
- You're the best.
- (Bella chuckles)

361
00:12:26,035 --> 00:12:27,137
Have a great night, okay?

362
00:12:27,237 --> 00:12:28,774
Actually, uh,

363
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,544
can I use your bathroom?

364
00:12:30,544 --> 00:12:31,880
I just have to drive
all the way home

365
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,217
to Rancho Cucamonga,
and I don't want

366
00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:35,921
to piss myself, so...

367
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,558
Oh. I don't want that
either, come on in.

368
00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:38,527
- Cool.
- Yeah.

369
00:12:38,527 --> 00:12:39,696
What did you say that

370
00:12:39,796 --> 00:12:41,198
your name was again? I'm sorry.

371
00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:42,969
It's Bella. No "B."

372
00:12:43,069 --> 00:12:44,706
No "B"?

373
00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:46,776
- How...
- I'm just kidding.

374
00:12:46,876 --> 00:12:49,047
(laughs) Oh.

375
00:12:49,047 --> 00:12:50,584
- Um...
- Uh, the bathroom is,
like, right up here

376
00:12:50,684 --> 00:12:51,786
to the left.

377
00:12:51,886 --> 00:12:53,255
Oh, cool.
Cool house, by the way.

378
00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:54,492
Thank you. Yeah,
it's a nice neighborhood.

379
00:12:54,592 --> 00:12:56,228
Lin-Manuel Manual lives

380
00:12:56,328 --> 00:12:57,965
around...

381
00:13:21,579 --> 00:13:23,482
<i>It's my name. It's
"#RIPLilDicky" that's trending,</i>

382
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,854
<i>not them. I'm gonna have to
deal with all the fallout.</i>

383
00:13:25,954 --> 00:13:27,090
<i>MIKE:
It's already trending,
Dave. Let's just...</i>

384
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,760
<i>What's the difference between</i>

385
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,063
- doing that right now or...
- She filmed this?

386
00:13:30,063 --> 00:13:31,298
<i>DAVE:
Man, you're playing</i>

387
00:13:31,432 --> 00:13:32,702
<i>with fire here doing this.</i>

388
00:13:32,802 --> 00:13:33,770
<i>MIKE:
Why? We didn't do anything.</i>

389
00:13:33,904 --> 00:13:35,306
Thanks for that.

390
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,444
Uh...

391
00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:41,686
Oh, shit. Did you see it?

392
00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:43,957
See what?

393
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:47,430
My short film? I put it
on your hard drive.

394
00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:49,969
Did you go on my hard drive?

395
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,908
Well, yeah. How else were you
supposed to see my short film?

396
00:13:52,908 --> 00:13:54,277
(chuckles nervously)

397
00:13:54,411 --> 00:13:57,450
Yeah, but did you, like,
go through my shit, or...

398
00:13:58,119 --> 00:14:00,123
This is going to sound crazy...

399
00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:01,559
(laughs)

400
00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:06,335
but I'm pretty special.

401
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,978
Okay.

402
00:14:10,978 --> 00:14:12,347
What do you mean by that?

403
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,451
I'm the female you.

404
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,490
Oh.

405
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:20,463
I'm a full-blown superstar
right here in your presence.

406
00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:22,333
Cool.

407
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,071
And I know, like, you have

408
00:14:24,171 --> 00:14:26,643
this insane self-belief too,

409
00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:27,778
and that's how you got here.

410
00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:29,247
Yes. Okay, yes.

411
00:14:29,347 --> 00:14:31,686
So, I just... I couldn't
let this opportunity pass me by.

412
00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,089
No, I get that.

413
00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,694
I respect that mentality.
You got to hustle, so...

414
00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:38,900
Yeah. I went to
Kent State, so...

415
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,269
Golden Eagles.

416
00:14:40,369 --> 00:14:41,506
Ka-kaw.

417
00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:42,842
I was a slut there, though.

418
00:14:42,942 --> 00:14:44,912
Hey, how about
I give you my email.

419
00:14:45,012 --> 00:14:45,914
- Yeah.
- And then you can

420
00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:47,050
correspond with me

421
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,085
whenever you want, and you'll

422
00:14:48,185 --> 00:14:49,321
have access to my thoughts,

423
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,091
and we can go back
and forth and...

424
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,195
Yeah, but you could, like,
not answer my email, though.

425
00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:56,368
Well, I'm telling you
that I'll respond.

426
00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,239
I'm sorry. I know,
with the right opportunity

427
00:14:58,339 --> 00:15:00,511
to get to know the real me,
that you would know

428
00:15:00,511 --> 00:15:02,414
that we're on the same level.

429
00:15:03,249 --> 00:15:06,021
You know? And you would
never forget me ever again.

430
00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:08,392
Yeah.

431
00:15:08,527 --> 00:15:09,762
Look, I believe you.

432
00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:11,733
You seem incredibly dynamic
and cool, and...

433
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,202
Yeah.

434
00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:15,406
It's just today has been
such a long day for me,

435
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,377
so...

436
00:15:17,477 --> 00:15:20,617
So... what?

437
00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:24,324
So...

438
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,594
it's time to go.

439
00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:28,600
No.

440
00:15:30,604 --> 00:15:31,906
What do you mean, "no"?

441
00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:35,547
I don't know. No?

442
00:15:35,647 --> 00:15:37,450
(chuckles)

443
00:15:38,486 --> 00:15:40,490
I mean, you're joking?

444
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,260
Why would I joke about that?

445
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,166
'Cause it's an
outlandish thing to do.

446
00:15:45,266 --> 00:15:46,903
I'm serious. We're the same.

447
00:15:46,903 --> 00:15:48,907
I respect and appreciate that,

448
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:51,078
but I do just think that
we can talk about this...

449
00:15:51,078 --> 00:15:53,249
And I'm saying that
you need the opportunity

450
00:15:53,249 --> 00:15:54,685
to get to know me to understand

451
00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:56,321
the magic that is me.

452
00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:58,727
I know, I'm explaining that
I will give you that opportunity

453
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,265
at a later juncture if we just,
like, properly schedule it.

454
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:03,837
But why not take advantage
of the opportunity

455
00:16:03,937 --> 00:16:05,507
that we have right now
in this moment?

456
00:16:05,607 --> 00:16:07,711
My schedule's just, like, booked
in advance, and I'm so tired.

457
00:16:07,812 --> 00:16:10,449
It seems like you're doing
absolutely nothing, though.

458
00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:12,353
How could you possibly
make that assumption?

459
00:16:12,453 --> 00:16:14,859
'Cause there's nobody here
and you're just by yourself.

460
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:15,994
That's when I do my best work.

461
00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:17,798
I don't believe you.

462
00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:20,504
- Well...
- (doorbell rings)

463
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,277
Hold on.

464
00:16:25,848 --> 00:16:28,152
- Holy shit.
<i>- Dave, it's Brad.</i>

465
00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:29,187
- Uh...
- Who is it?

466
00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:30,958
Hey, Brad. Uh, I'll buzz you in.

467
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,126
Just one sec.

468
00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:33,763
- That's Brad fucking Pitt?
- (gate buzzes)

469
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:34,932
That is Brad fucking Pitt?

470
00:16:34,932 --> 00:16:36,603
- Yeah, it's okay.
- Oh, my God.

471
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:37,972
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.

472
00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:40,142
This... The universe
told me to be here.

473
00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:41,513
- Did it?
- Me and you.

474
00:16:41,613 --> 00:16:43,282
Look, I'm not trying
to be disrespectful.

475
00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:44,150
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- I need you to fucking leave.

476
00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:45,419
It's exciting, I get it,

477
00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:46,523
but I've been waiting
my whole life...

478
00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:48,627
(knocking on glass)

479
00:16:49,762 --> 00:16:51,298
Hey.

480
00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:55,172
Hey.

481
00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:57,143
Is this, uh, glass made of wood?

482
00:16:57,243 --> 00:16:58,279
- Uh...
- I'm just fucking with you.

483
00:16:58,379 --> 00:16:59,882
Looks annealed. It's nice.

484
00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:01,151
- Hey, man.
- Yeah, hey.

485
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:02,453
- Oh, shit.
- I couldn't pass up

486
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,857
the opportunity
to get into the "stu."

487
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,059
DAVE:
Oh, you want to record?

488
00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:06,261
- BRAD: Yeah.
- DAVE: Hell, yeah.

489
00:17:06,361 --> 00:17:08,465
Listen, i... is this a bad time?

490
00:17:08,465 --> 00:17:09,502
No.

491
00:17:09,635 --> 00:17:11,471
- No.
- DAVE: Great time.

492
00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:12,875
Great. Hi, I'm Brad.

493
00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:15,814
Yeah, hi, I'm... I'm Bella.

494
00:17:15,914 --> 00:17:17,685
Uh, I'm sorry, you don't...

495
00:17:17,818 --> 00:17:19,755
You don't remember me?

496
00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:22,327
- Mmm.
- Yeah, we worked on

497
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,064
the "Mr. McAdams"
shoot together.

498
00:17:24,164 --> 00:17:25,567
- I walked you to your trailer...
- Oh, my... Oh, my God.

499
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,103
I'm so sorry. I-I have this

500
00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:29,207
condition, prosopagnosia.

501
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:31,144
I don't remember
faces very well.

502
00:17:31,245 --> 00:17:32,715
Happens all the time.

503
00:17:32,848 --> 00:17:33,850
I did it to Seal.

504
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,253
I can only imagine.

505
00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:37,090
It's fine, it's just hard
to get remembered

506
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,158
- in this industry.
- Mm.

507
00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,497
- So, yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.

508
00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:43,202
Yeah, it's even harder to talk
about your diseases, like,

509
00:17:43,335 --> 00:17:45,172
publicly like that, so...
And, you know,

510
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:47,243
he wants to actually
start recording music

511
00:17:47,343 --> 00:17:48,445
- for the first time...
- (gasps)

512
00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:49,782
and I am so honored

513
00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:51,318
to be his shepherd
in this process,

514
00:17:51,318 --> 00:17:52,721
so I can tell you firsthand,

515
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,424
like, when I got into it,
it was hard to record

516
00:17:54,525 --> 00:17:56,596
with, like, extraneous
bodies around and whatnot,

517
00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:57,698
so I think if we could just

518
00:17:57,698 --> 00:17:58,700
have our space, we can finish

519
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,769
what we were talking about

520
00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,104
at a later juncture.

521
00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:02,273
Oh, no, I don't want
to run anyone off.

522
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:03,342
- No, she was...
- Please, please.

523
00:18:03,442 --> 00:18:04,946
The more the merrier. Please.

524
00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:06,214
Let's-let's do this thing.

525
00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:08,452
Like, why not? Yeah.

526
00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:11,258
- We're about to jam.
- (whispers): Shh, just
be fucking normal.

527
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:13,863
BRAD:
Is that Corten?

528
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:17,605
Dave, nice archie. Seriously.

529
00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:24,986
(whispering):
Yes!

530
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:26,656
Whoa. Oh, my God.

531
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:27,992
Okay.

532
00:18:27,992 --> 00:18:30,731
What am I gonna do? Okay, uh...

533
00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:32,668
Uh, fuck. (laughs)

534
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:34,337
"What are

535
00:18:34,337 --> 00:18:38,278
Brad Pitt's interests?"

536
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,719
He likes ceramics, too?

537
00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:43,122
Okay.

538
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,663
Okay, I think, like... (mutters)

539
00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:47,665
(typing on phone)

540
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:49,234
A lot of plaster.

541
00:18:49,334 --> 00:18:51,506
- (phone chimes)
- Okay.

542
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:53,510
(sighs)

543
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,681
♪ ♪

544
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,260
Yeah, she, just, like,
refuses to leave.

545
00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:20,931
I asked her
and she wouldn't listen.

546
00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:23,737
Hmm. Have you ever dealt with
this situation before, Dave?

547
00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:25,106
- No.
- No?

548
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,377
Have you? Like,
what is this situation?

549
00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:29,949
Um, well, I think
you have a stalker.

550
00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:32,053
Is that what it is?

551
00:19:32,153 --> 00:19:33,556
- Oh, yeah.
- I don't know,

552
00:19:33,556 --> 00:19:35,560
- I think she's just, like...
- Oh, no.

553
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,363
...like, like she's, like,
hyper-ambitious, and, like...

554
00:19:37,463 --> 00:19:38,432
No, no.

555
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,269
...was raised weird
or something.

556
00:19:40,403 --> 00:19:41,973
No, she's-she's fanatical,
die-hard, moves out here.

557
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,409
She's just, like,

558
00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:44,912
a bit koo-koo-ka-roo, you know?

559
00:19:45,012 --> 00:19:46,448
She shows up to your work,

560
00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:48,152
now at your house. She wants...
(imitates choking)

561
00:19:48,285 --> 00:19:49,387
DAVE:
That is true.
There's something, like,

562
00:19:49,487 --> 00:19:50,624
- really off about her
- BRAD: Oh, yeah.

563
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,060
She's, like, a little...

564
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,832
Hey, s-s-squirt.

565
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,003
We were talking about...

566
00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:58,740
No, we were... we were riff...

567
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,276
on lyrics.

568
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:03,516
Aw. Now I just feel bad.

569
00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:05,987
DAVE:
Do you think she heard us
call her a stalker?

570
00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:08,493
(Brad and Dave whispering)

571
00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:14,204
Damn it, I hate when I...

572
00:20:14,304 --> 00:20:15,106
- I know, I know.
- That sucks to...

573
00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:16,809
(chattering indistinctly)

574
00:20:16,809 --> 00:20:18,646
- Whoa.
- What the hell? Hey.

575
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:19,815
- Whoa.
- No.

576
00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:22,654
DAVE:
Please, stop. Okay?

577
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:25,761
Um... Stop. Please?

578
00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:28,600
No, no, no, no.

579
00:20:31,539 --> 00:20:32,875
I'm sorry.

580
00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:36,081
That was a mistake.

581
00:20:36,181 --> 00:20:38,787
I'm so sorry.

582
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,624
It's totally not cool.

583
00:20:40,624 --> 00:20:41,993
Wow.

584
00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:43,963
This was a mistake. I'm...

585
00:20:44,063 --> 00:20:46,268
Let's put that behind us, okay?

586
00:20:46,268 --> 00:20:48,305
Yeah, it's okay.

587
00:20:48,305 --> 00:20:50,009
Those things happen.

588
00:20:50,109 --> 00:20:52,413
(coughs)

589
00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:55,854
Let's make some music. Right?

590
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,457
(laughs) Whew.

591
00:20:57,558 --> 00:21:01,966
(scats)

592
00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:03,202
Let's make some music.

593
00:21:03,302 --> 00:21:05,473
Dave, what's your, uh...
What's your, uh,

594
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,711
vocal process here?
You just jump in there cold,

595
00:21:07,811 --> 00:21:10,149
or do you... do you have
some diction exercises?

596
00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:12,086
- (knocks on glass)
- Weak glass.

597
00:21:12,186 --> 00:21:15,059
(whispering):
Her reality is our reality.
Now, do you understand?

598
00:21:15,159 --> 00:21:16,929
BELLA:
You know,

599
00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:19,434
what is your process, D?

600
00:21:20,804 --> 00:21:22,173
It...

601
00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:24,043
I get emails.

602
00:21:24,177 --> 00:21:25,847
(stammers)

603
00:21:25,847 --> 00:21:27,316
Packs of beats.

604
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,389
- Uh-huh.
- And then I think
attitudinally about...

605
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,360
what my attitude is.

606
00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:34,397
- Hmm.
- And then

607
00:21:34,498 --> 00:21:36,268
I'll-I'll smoke weed to...

608
00:21:36,368 --> 00:21:40,176
'cause without it, I'll
have too many inhibitions.

609
00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:44,050
I would love to blaze with you.

610
00:21:44,184 --> 00:21:45,286
You guys should...

611
00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:46,823
Yeah, you should.
You guys should.

612
00:21:46,923 --> 00:21:47,524
We should blaze.

613
00:21:47,524 --> 00:21:49,895
BELLA:
Can we, like,

614
00:21:49,995 --> 00:21:51,566
the three of us?

615
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:53,368
We'd love your company.

616
00:21:53,468 --> 00:21:55,439
(laughs weakly)

617
00:21:56,374 --> 00:21:58,412
All right, well...

618
00:21:58,546 --> 00:22:00,550
I'll make us a couple of fires.

619
00:22:02,086 --> 00:22:04,758
BELLA:
My dad, my father,

620
00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:06,261
they based the character
of Milhouse,

621
00:22:06,361 --> 00:22:07,998
from The Simpsons, on him.

622
00:22:08,131 --> 00:22:09,434
- Yeah.
- BRAD: No.

623
00:22:09,535 --> 00:22:11,404
He went to high school
with Matt Groening.

624
00:22:11,506 --> 00:22:14,477
That is cool.
That's really cool.

625
00:22:14,477 --> 00:22:16,448
Entertainment value just,
like, pumps through my heart.

626
00:22:16,549 --> 00:22:19,220
- BRAD: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- You know?

627
00:22:19,354 --> 00:22:22,226
So... I'm sorry,
I'm just, like, ruining

628
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:26,234
these M&M's like the giant
human turd that I am.

629
00:22:26,368 --> 00:22:28,372
- I'm sorry.
- DAVE: It's okay.

630
00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:34,150
You guys aren't, like,
still thinking about the gun,

631
00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:36,556
are you?

632
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,227
Well, I am now.

633
00:22:39,327 --> 00:22:41,398
(laughs)

634
00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:44,304
Don't, don't, don't think
about it.

635
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:45,840
'Cause, like, don't
feel threatened, okay?

636
00:22:45,941 --> 00:22:48,078
I don't even, like, really
like guns anyway,

637
00:22:48,178 --> 00:22:50,382
so let's just chill out.

638
00:22:50,382 --> 00:22:51,852
Maybe we could come up
with an icebreaker,

639
00:22:51,852 --> 00:22:53,155
like when I used to
work at Panera.

640
00:22:53,255 --> 00:22:55,493
Like, "When you die,

641
00:22:55,594 --> 00:22:57,898
what do you want
to be remembered for?"

642
00:22:57,998 --> 00:22:59,467
Oh, okay.

643
00:22:59,568 --> 00:23:01,672
Give me your phones.

644
00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:04,377
DAVE:
Um...

645
00:23:04,477 --> 00:23:06,081
BRAD:
Yup.

646
00:23:06,081 --> 00:23:07,751
Give me your phones.

647
00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:09,220
Okay.

648
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,557
But I...

649
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,537
What were you saying?

650
00:23:17,537 --> 00:23:20,644
I'm sorry, this is just, like,
a lot for me socially, so...

651
00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:22,514
You know?

652
00:23:22,614 --> 00:23:25,085
Uh, all of us. Uh, Brad?

653
00:23:27,524 --> 00:23:29,227
BRAD:
There you go.

654
00:23:29,227 --> 00:23:31,431
(coughs)

655
00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:34,972
(mouthing)

656
00:23:36,876 --> 00:23:38,011
(mouthing)

657
00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:40,082
(coughing continues)

658
00:23:40,182 --> 00:23:42,086
(mouthing)

659
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:45,426
(mouthing)

660
00:23:45,527 --> 00:23:47,531
- (Bella continues coughing)
- (mouthing)

661
00:23:53,275 --> 00:23:56,014
Yeah, that cheeba'll
get you, girl. Yup.

662
00:23:56,114 --> 00:23:57,249
(laughs)

663
00:23:57,350 --> 00:23:59,454
(sighs) Where was I?

664
00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:01,291
- Dave. When you die...
- Hmm?

665
00:24:01,424 --> 00:24:03,563
...what do you want
to be remembered for?

666
00:24:09,808 --> 00:24:12,179
My artistic greatness, I guess.

667
00:24:12,279 --> 00:24:13,916
I don't know, I want to,

668
00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:15,587
you know, leave
the mark on the world

669
00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,423
that I always thought
I would leave,

670
00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:21,298
and, like, prove everyone
who ever doubted me wrong.

671
00:24:21,431 --> 00:24:24,037
We are literally, like,

672
00:24:24,137 --> 00:24:26,007
the exact same person.

673
00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:27,811
Really?

674
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:31,151
That's all that's
important to you?

675
00:24:31,284 --> 00:24:32,486
- Me?
- Me?

676
00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:34,290
- (chuckles)
- BRAD: Okay, okay.

677
00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:35,894
(groans)

678
00:24:35,994 --> 00:24:38,065
You both want
to be famous, right?

679
00:24:38,165 --> 00:24:39,635
- I am famous.
- Yes.

680
00:24:40,503 --> 00:24:42,173
I-I can't even
go to the pet store

681
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:43,609
to buy gerbil food without...

682
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,179
(imitates camera shutter)

683
00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:47,483
And that startles the animals.

684
00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:49,755
- Sure.
- Hmm.

685
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:53,462
Yeah, and then I realize
I'm just another ape

686
00:24:53,462 --> 00:24:55,332
in the zoo.

687
00:24:55,466 --> 00:24:56,602
Yeah.

688
00:24:56,602 --> 00:24:58,071
Is that what you want to be?

689
00:24:58,171 --> 00:24:59,508
You want to be

690
00:24:59,608 --> 00:25:01,478
a gerbil dressed up like
an ape living in a zoo,

691
00:25:01,579 --> 00:25:04,183
hurling your feces
'cause you're so angry?

692
00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:05,620
Well, actually,

693
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,557
when I was a child,

694
00:25:07,657 --> 00:25:09,828
kids at school would say
I looked like a gerbil.

695
00:25:09,828 --> 00:25:12,400
So I would just, like,
scurry around like...

696
00:25:12,501 --> 00:25:13,636
(chitters)

697
00:25:13,636 --> 00:25:15,840
You know? (chuckles)

698
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,443
I actually just want to,
like, show myself

699
00:25:17,544 --> 00:25:19,581
that I am who I always
thought I was, you know?

700
00:25:19,681 --> 00:25:21,585
And I don't want to live
my life with "what ifs."

701
00:25:21,685 --> 00:25:23,556
That's his motto.

702
00:25:25,059 --> 00:25:27,163
Okay, close your eyes.

703
00:25:28,666 --> 00:25:31,237
All right, okay.
(clears throat)

704
00:25:35,847 --> 00:25:38,653
If you perhaps have big regrets,

705
00:25:38,753 --> 00:25:41,391
because of maybe some

706
00:25:41,391 --> 00:25:45,533
not so savory
choices you've made,

707
00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:48,506
it's... never too late

708
00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,579
to change course.

709
00:25:52,981 --> 00:25:54,283
What do you see?

710
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:58,158
Okay, um...

711
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:01,197
Why is it, do you think,

712
00:26:01,197 --> 00:26:04,705
they bring out the lobster
before you eat it...

713
00:26:06,241 --> 00:26:07,309
...and make you

714
00:26:07,410 --> 00:26:09,247
look at it face to face?

715
00:26:10,449 --> 00:26:11,552
Hmm?

716
00:26:11,652 --> 00:26:12,687
(phone chimes)

717
00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:14,658
Instacart order's here.
Oh, my God.

718
00:26:14,758 --> 00:26:15,894
The plaster's ready.

719
00:26:21,271 --> 00:26:22,741
(sighs)

720
00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:30,890
(squishing)

721
00:26:44,885 --> 00:26:46,555
BRAD:
Crazy shower, Dave.

722
00:26:46,655 --> 00:26:48,325
A bit... brutal.

723
00:26:48,425 --> 00:26:49,862
Yeah.

724
00:26:51,264 --> 00:26:52,601
BRAD:
See how less dense
the material is

725
00:26:52,734 --> 00:26:54,303
since you didn't stir it?

726
00:26:54,437 --> 00:26:56,007
Yeah, it's a good thing that we

727
00:26:56,107 --> 00:26:57,443
whisked it in that
bathtub over there.

728
00:26:57,577 --> 00:26:58,445
BRAD:
Yeah, you just want to

729
00:26:58,579 --> 00:27:00,215
pat it in. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

730
00:27:00,315 --> 00:27:01,752
What do I do about the feet?

731
00:27:01,852 --> 00:27:03,789
Oh, the feet, yeah.
The trickiest part.

732
00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:06,461
What you want to do is
get down on all fours.

733
00:27:06,562 --> 00:27:07,964
Mm-hmm. Now, gently

734
00:27:08,064 --> 00:27:11,505
knead it between
the toes. Mm-hmm.

735
00:27:11,605 --> 00:27:13,241
That's right.

736
00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:16,281
Mm-hmm.

737
00:27:16,281 --> 00:27:17,918
That's right.

738
00:27:17,918 --> 00:27:20,757
You know, the baker,
he makes the dough,

739
00:27:20,757 --> 00:27:22,828
and he kneads it with loving

740
00:27:22,928 --> 00:27:25,365
and kindness,
and then he puts it,

741
00:27:25,465 --> 00:27:27,102
places it in the oven.

742
00:27:27,102 --> 00:27:31,144
Mm-hmm, and then lets nature
do its thing. The bread rises

743
00:27:31,144 --> 00:27:32,948
to a golden brown...

744
00:27:33,048 --> 00:27:35,520
- (mouthing)
- Mm-hmm, releases an aroma

745
00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:37,489
that we find intoxicating

746
00:27:37,591 --> 00:27:39,393
without ever knowing why.

747
00:27:39,495 --> 00:27:43,301
BELLA:
Your voice is really
calming. Thank you.

748
00:27:43,435 --> 00:27:44,972
- (clatters)
- Achoo!

749
00:27:44,972 --> 00:27:46,140
(gasps)

750
00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:48,445
Sorry, I, uh, just...

751
00:27:48,546 --> 00:27:50,048
I sneezed, so...

752
00:27:50,148 --> 00:27:51,785
(laughs)
It's okay, we're past

753
00:27:51,886 --> 00:27:54,123
the pleasantries.

754
00:28:00,035 --> 00:28:01,539
(shudders)

755
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:03,509
(mouthing)

756
00:28:03,643 --> 00:28:05,345
BELLA:
Your feet are beautiful.

757
00:28:05,345 --> 00:28:07,383
Nice and strong.

758
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,259
The toes...

759
00:28:14,197 --> 00:28:15,199
Leg work.

760
00:28:15,332 --> 00:28:18,004
Frozen Jack for the <i>Titanic.</i>

761
00:28:24,718 --> 00:28:25,920
Freeze, freeze, freeze.

762
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:27,757
Freeze right there. S-Stop.

763
00:28:27,857 --> 00:28:29,160
I-I will stab... Back up.

764
00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:31,732
I swear to God, I'll do it.
Fuck you. No!

765
00:28:31,832 --> 00:28:34,203
- Uh...
- Hey! Whoa!

766
00:28:34,303 --> 00:28:35,172
(hissing)

767
00:28:35,272 --> 00:28:37,042
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.

768
00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,546
BRAD:
Hey, how do we know
that gun's even loaded?

769
00:28:38,679 --> 00:28:40,617
- (gunshots)
- (screams)

770
00:28:40,717 --> 00:28:42,787
Well, fuck.

771
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,459
(yells fiercely)

772
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,902
(screaming, panting)

773
00:28:51,170 --> 00:28:52,406
Fuck.

774
00:28:52,507 --> 00:28:54,611
All I wanted to do was just
hang out with you guys

775
00:28:54,711 --> 00:28:56,515
and you couldn't let me do that,

776
00:28:56,615 --> 00:28:58,218
could you? No!

777
00:28:58,318 --> 00:28:59,721
God!

778
00:29:00,857 --> 00:29:03,663
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

779
00:29:03,763 --> 00:29:06,467
I can't even trust you guys
to leave you alone.

780
00:29:06,568 --> 00:29:09,106
(panting)

781
00:29:15,485 --> 00:29:17,156
DAVE:
Uh...

782
00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:20,563
Oh, Jesus.

783
00:29:20,563 --> 00:29:22,232
You did this, okay?

784
00:29:22,366 --> 00:29:23,803
Fuck you guys!

785
00:29:23,903 --> 00:29:25,038
First of all,

786
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,409
I've been holding it
this whole time.

787
00:29:27,544 --> 00:29:28,746
Shit.

788
00:29:28,879 --> 00:29:30,717
- BELLA: Look it.
- Look at it?

789
00:29:30,817 --> 00:29:32,554
BELLA: Yeah.

790
00:29:32,654 --> 00:29:34,423
Don't look at me.

791
00:29:34,423 --> 00:29:35,627
Don't look. Brad!

792
00:29:35,727 --> 00:29:36,962
Look away!

793
00:29:37,062 --> 00:29:39,300
- Uh, don't look?
- Stop! You did this.

794
00:29:40,503 --> 00:29:41,572
(Dave groans)

795
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,241
The fucking... Fuck!

796
00:29:45,278 --> 00:29:46,515
Don't! God!

797
00:29:47,817 --> 00:29:48,919
You know what?

798
00:29:48,919 --> 00:29:50,690
You're gonna do whatever I say.

799
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:52,026
You're gonna call Sony

800
00:29:52,126 --> 00:29:54,798
in order to make
my dreams come true, okay?

801
00:29:54,898 --> 00:29:57,236
Whatever you need at
all times. For sure.

802
00:29:57,236 --> 00:29:59,440
I just want to manage
expectations, you know,

803
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,677
'cause talent drives everything,

804
00:30:00,777 --> 00:30:01,912
which... is...

805
00:30:01,912 --> 00:30:03,148
good for you 'cause

806
00:30:03,248 --> 00:30:05,118
you have talent,
a lot of talent, so...

807
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,425
I see the way
you guys look at me.

808
00:30:09,961 --> 00:30:12,132
- I see it.
- We look at you with admiration.

809
00:30:12,266 --> 00:30:14,103
But what's so good
about you, Dave?

810
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,174
Nothing, nothing!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!

811
00:30:16,274 --> 00:30:18,211
What makes you
better than me, David?

812
00:30:18,311 --> 00:30:21,050
Nothing, I fucking suck!
I fully suck, okay?

813
00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:23,021
I'm a piece of shit,
I just lost a girl,

814
00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:24,725
and I think she thinks
I'm a piece of shit,

815
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,060
and I'm scared that she's right.

816
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,534
That sounds like pussy
problems for a little bitch.

817
00:30:29,634 --> 00:30:30,670
- Okay, uh...
- Huh?

818
00:30:30,770 --> 00:30:31,705
I faked my death just to,

819
00:30:31,805 --> 00:30:33,108
like, sell more albums

820
00:30:33,108 --> 00:30:35,112
and be more famous
and successful, okay?

821
00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:36,648
I know you saw the hard drive,

822
00:30:36,749 --> 00:30:38,184
I know that you
saw me talk about it!

823
00:30:38,284 --> 00:30:40,155
Please, blackmail me forever,
I don't care!

824
00:30:40,288 --> 00:30:42,159
I don't care about my career,
I just want to live.

825
00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:43,796
Please, stop.

826
00:30:43,896 --> 00:30:46,234
What? (chuckles)

827
00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:51,144
Good job.
Give me the hard drive.

828
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,085
Give me the hard drive!

829
00:30:55,185 --> 00:30:56,087
(stammers)

830
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:59,160
- Give me the drive.
- Okay.

831
00:31:02,834 --> 00:31:04,470
Now, we're gonna get

832
00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:06,474
some dirt on you.

833
00:31:06,575 --> 00:31:07,977
Okay?

834
00:31:07,977 --> 00:31:10,248
Do something that'll
get you canceled.

835
00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:13,656
I don't adhere to those
types of social structures,

836
00:31:13,656 --> 00:31:14,658
so I don't really...

837
00:31:14,658 --> 00:31:15,727
Okay.

838
00:31:15,827 --> 00:31:18,164
Okay, I once knew this guy,

839
00:31:18,264 --> 00:31:20,536
a white guy, he said
he grew up in China,

840
00:31:20,536 --> 00:31:22,774
and so he talked like that,

841
00:31:22,874 --> 00:31:25,546
and I would make fun of
the way he talked.

842
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,782
Okay.

843
00:31:26,882 --> 00:31:29,353
What accent did he do, Brad?

844
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,794
You know, like the...
like the... China.

845
00:31:32,894 --> 00:31:33,829
BELLA:
Like-like what?

846
00:31:33,929 --> 00:31:34,865
BRAD:
Like, you know.

847
00:31:34,998 --> 00:31:36,234
Do the accent.

848
00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:37,269
- No.
- Say it.

849
00:31:37,369 --> 00:31:38,906
- He's a white Chinese?
- BRAD: No.

850
00:31:39,006 --> 00:31:40,576
- Now!
- No way.

851
00:31:40,676 --> 00:31:41,845
Do the accent.

852
00:31:41,845 --> 00:31:44,116
(Asian accent):
No!

853
00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,122
Was that it?

854
00:31:48,391 --> 00:31:50,295
No.

855
00:31:50,395 --> 00:31:51,598
It was pre-Internet.

856
00:31:51,698 --> 00:31:52,934
(doorbell rings)

857
00:31:53,034 --> 00:31:55,238
<i>GATA:
Yo, LD? You here, bruh?</i>

858
00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:58,111
- It's me. Gata.
- DAVE: Just...

859
00:31:58,211 --> 00:31:59,480
don't... Just don't answer.

860
00:31:59,581 --> 00:32:00,817
- He'll go away.
- BELLA: Shh!

861
00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:02,219
- Oh, shit, I remember the code.
- DAVE: No!

862
00:32:02,219 --> 00:32:03,589
- (gate buzzes)
- No! Fuck!

863
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,562
Shh. Okay, you're gonna shut up,

864
00:32:06,662 --> 00:32:09,568
and if you say a word,
I'm gonna blow his brains out.

865
00:32:09,701 --> 00:32:11,939
Understand?

866
00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:13,642
(door opens)

867
00:32:13,742 --> 00:32:14,443
Yo, LD, what's up?

868
00:32:14,544 --> 00:32:16,214
Oh, shit.

869
00:32:16,314 --> 00:32:19,320
Fight Club.
Get the fuck out of Dodge.

870
00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:20,455
What's up, brother?

871
00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:22,326
I-I call everyone "brother."

872
00:32:22,426 --> 00:32:24,063
Ah, it's all good.
Hey, how you doin'? I'm...

873
00:32:24,063 --> 00:32:25,465
DAVE:
That-That's Bella.

874
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,768
You know Bella. You met her

875
00:32:26,768 --> 00:32:27,971
at the music video shoot.

876
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,473
Yeah, of course I met her.

877
00:32:29,574 --> 00:32:30,776
She's the one that gave me
all the snacks on set.

878
00:32:30,910 --> 00:32:32,312
- Yeah.
- I was just saying

879
00:32:32,412 --> 00:32:33,983
I'm happy to see her still
wiggling out here, bro.

880
00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:35,285
She wanna be just
like you, dawg.

881
00:32:35,385 --> 00:32:36,354
She a real one.

882
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:39,260
Look at her vibin'.
Come on, dawg.

883
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,164
(Gata sniffing)

884
00:32:42,032 --> 00:32:44,003
What's up with all of
this, though, like?

885
00:32:44,103 --> 00:32:46,107
Why it stink like
a motherfucker in here?

886
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,646
My family friend came by

887
00:32:48,746 --> 00:32:50,750
with her newborn and had

888
00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:53,589
a bit of an emergency.

889
00:32:53,689 --> 00:32:56,060
- (clears throat)
- GATA: You know how babies be.

890
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,999
And I said, like, don't change
the diaper in front of us,

891
00:32:59,099 --> 00:33:00,837
'cause I hate
seeing the baby vagina.

892
00:33:00,970 --> 00:33:02,974
'Cause, like, I don't
want to look at it

893
00:33:02,974 --> 00:33:04,644
and think, like,
"Do I have attraction or not?"

894
00:33:04,744 --> 00:33:06,214
And I never do,
but I hate having

895
00:33:06,314 --> 00:33:07,517
that thought process, but...

896
00:33:07,617 --> 00:33:08,652
What?

897
00:33:08,652 --> 00:33:10,288
It smells like lemongrass to me.

898
00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,392
Anyways, where the fuck
are my glasses at, bruh?

899
00:33:13,829 --> 00:33:15,967
The ones on your head?

900
00:33:17,670 --> 00:33:18,939
Ah, shit.

901
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:20,442
I drove 40 minutes over here

902
00:33:20,543 --> 00:33:21,945
for these motherfuckers,
and they've been on my head

903
00:33:22,045 --> 00:33:23,716
the whole time. That's crazy.

904
00:33:23,816 --> 00:33:25,118
What y'all got
goin' on though, man?

905
00:33:25,218 --> 00:33:27,055
You got the fireplace
burning, this nigga

906
00:33:27,155 --> 00:33:28,157
Brad Pitt up in here.

907
00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:30,228
I just came here to make music.

908
00:33:30,328 --> 00:33:32,466
Stop it. You make music, too?

909
00:33:32,567 --> 00:33:34,370
Aw, you're more amazing
than I thought.

910
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,040
Bruh, I need that verse, bro.
Come on, man.

911
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,476
Let me get 16, bruh.

912
00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:39,714
It won't take that long.
I'll write your shit.

913
00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:43,488
Okay.

914
00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:47,931
GATA: That's what I'm saying,
Bella, you gotta go after

915
00:33:47,931 --> 00:33:49,266
what you want in life
at all costs.

916
00:33:49,266 --> 00:33:50,803
- Yeah.
- You on the right path, though.

917
00:33:50,937 --> 00:33:51,838
Look where you at.
You got LD, Brad Pitt.

918
00:33:51,939 --> 00:33:53,341
Can't nobody tell you shit.

919
00:33:53,441 --> 00:33:55,613
You're right! You're right.
I'm gonna win this.

920
00:33:55,613 --> 00:33:58,652
- I really had to
hear this right now.
- GATA: Hell yeah.

921
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,556
BELLA:
Yeah, this is legendary.

922
00:34:00,656 --> 00:34:02,860
I am legendary.

923
00:34:02,961 --> 00:34:04,731
This is my shit! I'm royalty!

924
00:34:04,831 --> 00:34:06,334
I know.

925
00:34:06,467 --> 00:34:09,173
- I'm about to
skyrocket. (laughs)
- (thumping)

926
00:34:10,075 --> 00:34:11,612
<i>Can she hear me or no?</i>

927
00:34:11,712 --> 00:34:15,051
<i>Don't nod visibly.
Don't nod visibly.</i>

928
00:34:15,151 --> 00:34:16,153
(groans softly)

929
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:17,890
(whispering):
No. No.

930
00:34:17,991 --> 00:34:21,130
<i>Okay, okay.
Follow my lead, okay?</i>

931
00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:23,368
- Uh-huh.
<i>- We time this right,</i>

932
00:34:23,468 --> 00:34:25,005
<i>we got the numbers,
three to one against her.</i>

933
00:34:25,138 --> 00:34:27,577
<i>You copy? Don't nod visibly.</i>

934
00:34:27,677 --> 00:34:30,015
Copy.

935
00:34:30,148 --> 00:34:32,085
- BRAD: Okay.
- But I don't know what you mean.

936
00:34:32,185 --> 00:34:35,191
Like, I don't particularly
want to make this violent.

937
00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,362
<i>This is your destiny.
It's your time.</i>

938
00:34:37,462 --> 00:34:39,066
GATA:
This is your legacy.

939
00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:40,703
Like, what you gonna leave
behind for your kids?

940
00:34:40,836 --> 00:34:42,339
You know what I mean?

941
00:34:42,439 --> 00:34:44,009
That's too big of a decision
to let somebody else decide.

942
00:34:44,009 --> 00:34:45,345
Gata's gonna get us killed, man.

943
00:34:45,445 --> 00:34:46,915
He's saying all
the wrong type of shit.

944
00:34:47,015 --> 00:34:49,353
<i>No, no, no.
It's not your day, Dave.</i>

945
00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:51,190
<i>It's not your day to die.
Say it.</i>

946
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,996
<i>Will it.
This is on you now, okay?</i>

947
00:34:54,129 --> 00:34:55,365
What do I do?

948
00:34:55,499 --> 00:34:58,371
<i>You're gonna have to
roll this bitch.</i>

949
00:34:58,505 --> 00:35:00,108
I don't think we should be
making any big moves right now.

950
00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:01,778
I think we can really
talk her down if we just...

951
00:35:01,878 --> 00:35:03,181
<i>He's got her distracted.</i>

952
00:35:03,281 --> 00:35:04,517
<i>You have to
take her from behind.</i>

953
00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:05,485
I can't do this.

954
00:35:05,586 --> 00:35:07,255
<i>Grab that gun, and you're gonna</i>

955
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:08,726
<i>turn it on her, you're
gonna turn the tables.</i>

956
00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:10,596
I'm not a man like that.

957
00:35:10,696 --> 00:35:13,067
<i>Do you not understand
the beast you're dealing with?</i>

958
00:35:13,201 --> 00:35:16,040
- DAVE: No.
<i>- This is not a rational
human being.</i>

959
00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:17,710
I don't know about kids, though,

960
00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:20,048
'cause they're, like, kind
of ungrateful, so, you know...

961
00:35:20,048 --> 00:35:21,150
- What?
- Yeah.

962
00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,787
I'd do anything for my moms.

963
00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:25,559
Yeah, people say that, but
what have you actually really

964
00:35:25,693 --> 00:35:27,429
done for her?
I'm curious, actually.

965
00:35:27,530 --> 00:35:29,534
<i>She only understands force.</i>

966
00:35:29,534 --> 00:35:31,638
<i>Put that force on her ass, Dave.</i>

967
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:34,043
- (Dave groans)
<i>- When I say... (clears throat)</i>

968
00:35:34,043 --> 00:35:35,378
What's up, Geek Squad?

969
00:35:35,478 --> 00:35:36,515
You still setting up
over there, or what?

970
00:35:36,515 --> 00:35:37,984
- Say what?
- Bro, we got Brad

971
00:35:38,084 --> 00:35:39,621
in the booth.
Don't waste his time.

972
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:40,990
Whoo! Come on, man.

973
00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:42,392
We got to get Brad locked in.

974
00:35:42,527 --> 00:35:43,762
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm just getting

975
00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:44,998
all the levels right, you know.

976
00:35:45,098 --> 00:35:46,400
For him, I want to
make it crisp.

977
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,904
And, like,
it's his first time, uh...

978
00:35:47,904 --> 00:35:50,141
We got to lock it in, brother!

979
00:35:50,241 --> 00:35:51,745
- DAVE: Oh, uh, no, no, no.
- Yeah!

980
00:35:51,745 --> 00:35:53,782
BELLA:
Yeah.

981
00:35:53,782 --> 00:35:56,454
GATA:
Locked in, man. (laughs)

982
00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:57,590
You a fool.

983
00:35:57,690 --> 00:35:59,026
BELLA:
I'm crazy.

984
00:35:59,126 --> 00:36:00,462
GATA:
You fucking crazy. Hey, bruh?

985
00:36:00,563 --> 00:36:02,099
You gonna play this out
the loudspeakers or what?

986
00:36:02,232 --> 00:36:03,569
I'm trying to hear it, bro.

987
00:36:04,436 --> 00:36:06,007
BELLA:
Are we gonna listen, or...?

988
00:36:06,107 --> 00:36:07,877
GATA:
Play it, bro.

989
00:36:09,981 --> 00:36:12,119
(instrumental music playing)

990
00:36:12,252 --> 00:36:14,423
<i>(auto-tuned):
Okay, but I really don't...</i>

991
00:36:14,524 --> 00:36:16,227
<i>Oh, shit, that's tight.</i>

992
00:36:16,227 --> 00:36:18,297
♪ Hey! ♪

993
00:36:18,431 --> 00:36:21,772
Wow. This shit is...
♪
Tight
♪

994
00:36:21,872 --> 00:36:25,145
♪ So fucking cool ♪

995
00:36:25,278 --> 00:36:27,950
♪ We have to be strong ♪

996
00:36:28,051 --> 00:36:30,723
♪ 'Cause life is short ♪

997
00:36:30,823 --> 00:36:34,029
♪ We have to move
when we got to move
♪

998
00:36:34,129 --> 00:36:35,298
♪ Get in the game ♪

999
00:36:35,398 --> 00:36:38,104
♪ Listen to me ♪

1000
00:36:38,104 --> 00:36:40,442
♪ We have to do
what we have to do
♪

1001
00:36:40,543 --> 00:36:44,617
♪ To rid ourselves
of all this fear
♪

1002
00:36:44,617 --> 00:36:47,690
(bass hits)

1003
00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:51,297
♪ Listen to me, stay focused
on the task at hand
♪

1004
00:36:51,297 --> 00:36:55,238
♪ The time is now ♪

1005
00:36:56,006 --> 00:36:59,146
♪ Now is the present ♪

1006
00:36:59,146 --> 00:37:03,387
♪ The present is also now... ♪

1007
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,327
I know, right?
This shit is hard.

1008
00:37:06,327 --> 00:37:08,799
This a vibe right here, bro.
Killing it over there, LD.

1009
00:37:08,899 --> 00:37:11,905
You are the fucking man, bro.

1010
00:37:12,005 --> 00:37:13,642
I'm so happy she here, dude.

1011
00:37:13,742 --> 00:37:17,048
♪ What? Ugh! ♪

1012
00:37:17,149 --> 00:37:19,086
♪ Listen to me ♪

1013
00:37:19,186 --> 00:37:21,190
♪ There's no right way to live ♪

1014
00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:25,331
♪ And no wrong way to die ♪

1015
00:37:25,432 --> 00:37:26,333
(exhales sharply)

1016
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:29,106
♪ What is enough? ♪

1017
00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:32,513
♪ Enough is enough ♪

1018
00:37:32,513 --> 00:37:34,751
(moans)

1019
00:37:34,851 --> 00:37:36,888
♪ Are you enough? ♪

1020
00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:38,291
♪ The universe is calling you ♪

1021
00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:40,529
♪ Go, Dave, go, now! ♪

1022
00:37:40,663 --> 00:37:42,365
<i>Now!</i>

1023
00:37:43,201 --> 00:37:44,871
<i>Yeah! Whoo!</i>

1024
00:37:45,004 --> 00:37:46,407
<i>Go!</i>

1025
00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:47,777
<i>No!</i>

1026
00:37:47,877 --> 00:37:49,012
<i>The gun!</i>

1027
00:37:49,113 --> 00:37:50,883
- Oh!
<i>- You idiot!</i>

1028
00:37:51,016 --> 00:37:53,187
<i>Get the gun!</i>

1029
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,524
- She's got a bow!
- Freeze, Dave!

1030
00:37:54,524 --> 00:37:55,860
- Okay! Okay!
- I will fucking shoot you!

1031
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,429
<i>No!</i>

1032
00:37:57,563 --> 00:37:58,966
Shut up!

1033
00:37:59,066 --> 00:38:00,034
Put that shit down, yo.

1034
00:38:00,034 --> 00:38:01,403
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1035
00:38:01,505 --> 00:38:04,209
<i>Fuck this weak...</i>

1036
00:38:04,209 --> 00:38:06,080
- Shut up!
<i>- ...fucking glass.</i>

1037
00:38:06,213 --> 00:38:07,717
Why the fuck
you let her in here?

1038
00:38:07,717 --> 00:38:09,219
- Glass...
- Brad!

1039
00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:10,956
<i>Glass, glass.</i>

1040
00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:13,562
DAVE:
No! Shit! Stop! You don't have
to do this, Bella.

1041
00:38:13,695 --> 00:38:15,465
- Shut up!
<i>- Fucking weak</i>

1042
00:38:15,566 --> 00:38:16,568
<i>glass!</i>

1043
00:38:16,668 --> 00:38:17,937
<i>(screams)</i>

1044
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:21,010
DAVE:
Jesus, fuck.

1045
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:24,751
No! Fuck!

1046
00:38:24,884 --> 00:38:26,053
- No!
- What the fuck?

1047
00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:28,224
DAVE:
Oh, no! Gata!

1048
00:38:28,324 --> 00:38:30,395
Go, Gata. Go, go, go, go.

1049
00:38:32,065 --> 00:38:32,934
DAVE:
Go, go, go.

1050
00:38:33,067 --> 00:38:36,040
Ow. Fuck, man.

1051
00:38:37,075 --> 00:38:39,747
Ow.

1052
00:38:39,747 --> 00:38:42,553
(groans)

1053
00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,423
Close it, close it, close it.

1054
00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:45,726
Close the door, close the door,
close the door.

1055
00:38:45,726 --> 00:38:47,229
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
oh, my God.

1056
00:38:47,229 --> 00:38:48,765
- Bro, what the fuck is going on?
- (shushes)

1057
00:38:48,899 --> 00:38:50,569
Shut the fuck up, Gata.
Be quiet. I told you she was

1058
00:38:50,569 --> 00:38:52,673
fucking crazy, I'm trying
to tell you all goddamn night.

1059
00:38:52,773 --> 00:38:54,978
We got to do something about
this right now. Uh, uh, uh...

1060
00:38:55,078 --> 00:38:56,413
Ah. Okay. Yeah.

1061
00:38:56,515 --> 00:38:58,050
GATA:
Bro, what the fuck is that, bro?

1062
00:38:58,150 --> 00:38:59,119
You gonna Silly String her
to death?

1063
00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:00,589
No, this is bear mace
that Robyn left.

1064
00:39:00,689 --> 00:39:02,292
She's not a bear, bro.
You don't got a gun here?

1065
00:39:02,425 --> 00:39:04,631
It's all right-- a gun?
I don't believe in guns.

1066
00:39:04,764 --> 00:39:06,433
(panting)

1067
00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:09,841
- Where is she?
- I don't know.

1068
00:39:09,974 --> 00:39:11,443
I don't know where she is.

1069
00:39:11,545 --> 00:39:13,782
- What the fuck is that noise?
- I think she's out there.

1070
00:39:13,782 --> 00:39:14,951
- (shouts)
- Oh.

1071
00:39:14,951 --> 00:39:16,955
Oh, it's just a mirror.

1072
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,457
Okay.

1073
00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:20,094
- Bro, is this real?
- Yeah. What?

1074
00:39:20,094 --> 00:39:22,199
- Or is this part of Nut Haus?
- What?

1075
00:39:22,299 --> 00:39:23,669
What the fuck?
What are you talking about?

1076
00:39:23,769 --> 00:39:25,940
- Oh, are you pranking me?
- No, this is real, man.

1077
00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:27,743
BELLA:
Dave?

1078
00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:30,248
(crying):
Dave, I'm so sorry.

1079
00:39:30,348 --> 00:39:31,585
I'm sorry.

1080
00:39:31,585 --> 00:39:33,487
I just, I just figured

1081
00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:36,427
that maybe you would
really like my short film.

1082
00:39:36,528 --> 00:39:38,765
I don't know.

1083
00:39:38,865 --> 00:39:40,703
If you'd watch it.

1084
00:39:40,803 --> 00:39:42,673
(panting)

1085
00:39:42,807 --> 00:39:45,512
I'm sorry!

1086
00:39:45,646 --> 00:39:47,182
Dave?

1087
00:39:47,315 --> 00:39:49,486
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

1088
00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:51,357
- (screaming)
- (shrieks)

1089
00:39:51,457 --> 00:39:53,394
(grunting)

1090
00:39:53,495 --> 00:39:55,633
Ow, ow, ow, ow.

1091
00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:56,902
Ah!

1092
00:39:57,002 --> 00:39:59,006
(grunts)

1093
00:40:00,008 --> 00:40:01,878
(screams)

1094
00:40:01,978 --> 00:40:03,447
DAVE:
Gata, the gun!

1095
00:40:03,447 --> 00:40:05,184
Oh! Oh, my God!

1096
00:40:05,318 --> 00:40:06,554
- (gunshots)
- (shouting)

1097
00:40:06,655 --> 00:40:08,825
- Hold her down. Get...
- Oh, shit.

1098
00:40:08,825 --> 00:40:10,663
Fuck!

1099
00:40:10,663 --> 00:40:12,032
Uh, uh...

1100
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,837
(screaming)

1101
00:40:14,938 --> 00:40:17,576
What is on me?

1102
00:40:17,677 --> 00:40:20,181
Get the gun, get the gun,
get the gun.

1103
00:40:21,216 --> 00:40:23,187
- Do it.
- Yeah, bitch!
What you gonna do now?

1104
00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:24,557
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Huh?

1105
00:40:24,691 --> 00:40:26,293
I ain't Brad Pitt, bitch.
I will pop your ass.

1106
00:40:26,393 --> 00:40:28,331
- Brad!
- No!

1107
00:40:28,331 --> 00:40:29,667
Fuck your short film.

1108
00:40:29,801 --> 00:40:32,506
I just want to hang out. Fuck!

1109
00:40:32,607 --> 00:40:36,347
(crying):
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

1110
00:40:36,447 --> 00:40:37,817
Hey, Brad, Brad, Brad,

1111
00:40:37,917 --> 00:40:39,854
Brad, Brad,
you're not gonna die.

1112
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:42,058
- This shit fucking hurts.
- Yeah, this looks horrific, brutal.

1113
00:40:42,192 --> 00:40:44,731
- It's horrible.
- Fuck, I can't believe
she shot you.

1114
00:40:44,864 --> 00:40:46,601
- I don't want to die, man.
- You're not gonna die, Brad.

1115
00:40:46,701 --> 00:40:48,839
You're not gonna die right now.
This is my fault.

1116
00:40:48,839 --> 00:40:51,443
- Luke?
- No, it's Dave, it's Dave.

1117
00:40:51,544 --> 00:40:55,151
No, my real name is Luke...

1118
00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:57,155
Pitt.

1119
00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:58,391
Your name's Luke?

1120
00:40:58,391 --> 00:40:59,761
- Luke.
- Okay.

1121
00:40:59,894 --> 00:41:01,798
Luke? Uh, everything's
gonna be okay.

1122
00:41:01,898 --> 00:41:03,969
The cops are coming.
So just hang on, okay?

1123
00:41:04,069 --> 00:41:09,046
No, I don't want to die here
on this shitty carpet, man.

1124
00:41:09,046 --> 00:41:11,618
I think you're reacting to
the glass on the carpet, but...

1125
00:41:11,718 --> 00:41:14,089
What does it say
on that stupid fucking arrow

1126
00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,793
that's protruding from my chest?

1127
00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:17,963
Uh, it says the, uh,
the "Looking for Love Tour."

1128
00:41:18,064 --> 00:41:20,669
It's a stage prop that I had
on tour, and then I...

1129
00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:23,307
Cupid, am I right? Fuck.

1130
00:41:23,407 --> 00:41:25,311
- Dave?
- Yes.

1131
00:41:25,411 --> 00:41:27,315
- Dave.
- Yes, Brad.

1132
00:41:27,415 --> 00:41:30,622
- Luke.
- Yes. Luke.

1133
00:41:31,457 --> 00:41:34,062
Until you love yourself,

1134
00:41:34,062 --> 00:41:36,668
you can never love another.

1135
00:41:37,636 --> 00:41:39,507
Man, I love myself too much.

1136
00:41:39,607 --> 00:41:41,911
That's why I get into
these fucking situations, man.

1137
00:41:42,012 --> 00:41:45,018
No, Dave,
then you would be enough.

1138
00:41:45,118 --> 00:41:46,955
Until you're enough for you,

1139
00:41:47,055 --> 00:41:50,294
you can never be enough
for another.

1140
00:41:50,428 --> 00:41:54,537
You wouldn't be chasing
all this validation.

1141
00:41:56,006 --> 00:41:58,845
- Trust me, bro.
- (sirens approaching)

1142
00:41:58,945 --> 00:42:01,450
Oh, hey, they're here.
They're coming, they're coming.

1143
00:42:01,450 --> 00:42:02,686
Come on in, come on in.

1144
00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:04,824
♪ ♪

1145
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:13,942
(alert chimes)

1146
00:42:15,178 --> 00:42:17,315
<i>DAVE:
(sighs) Man.</i>

1147
00:42:17,415 --> 00:42:20,188
<i>I have been thinking about
what I want to say to you</i>

1148
00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:23,160
<i>for a while now.</i>

1149
00:42:23,294 --> 00:42:25,733
<i>And I know you deserve
the best that I have to offer,</i>

1150
00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:28,839
<i>so, like, I've been
really evaluating myself</i>

1151
00:42:28,972 --> 00:42:32,312
<i>to see if I'm finally ready
for this.</i>

1152
00:42:32,312 --> 00:42:35,051
<i>And I am.</i>

1153
00:42:35,151 --> 00:42:37,823
- (indistinct chatter)
<i>- I really am.</i>

1154
00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:40,696
- Pop, tell Ava about
your skydiving story.
- Mm-hmm.

1155
00:42:40,796 --> 00:42:43,334
Oh, so, I'm-I'm hurtling
towards the Earth,

1156
00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:45,706
a-and my, uh, instructor
pulls the rip cord,

1157
00:42:45,806 --> 00:42:47,877
- but nothing happens.
- AVA: No...

1158
00:42:47,977 --> 00:42:50,481
<i>DAVE:
And honestly, I think,
deep down,</i>

1159
00:42:50,481 --> 00:42:52,318
<i>I've just been scared.</i>

1160
00:42:52,318 --> 00:42:53,722
Well, no,
tell the Sundance people

1161
00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:55,793
Dave is actually now willing
to promote it.

1162
00:42:55,793 --> 00:42:57,496
It's really exciting.

1163
00:42:57,496 --> 00:42:58,999
<i>DAVE:
Scared to put myself out there.</i>

1164
00:42:59,132 --> 00:43:01,604
Uh-huh. I truly can't
believe we are...

1165
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:04,109
<i>DAVE:
Scared of all my doubts.</i>

1166
00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:08,350
<i>And I've been looking for love
this entire time</i>

1167
00:43:08,451 --> 00:43:11,524
<i>without ever
truly loving myself.</i>

1168
00:43:11,624 --> 00:43:13,194
Come on. You got to see this.
What you think?

1169
00:43:13,294 --> 00:43:15,431
<i>But the person I love the most
is right in front of me.</i>

1170
00:43:15,532 --> 00:43:17,435
- Beautiful.
- How you feel about it?

1171
00:43:17,536 --> 00:43:20,274
I think it's gorgeous.

1172
00:43:20,374 --> 00:43:22,646
It's yours. This house is yours.

1173
00:43:22,646 --> 00:43:24,517
What? Honey!

1174
00:43:24,517 --> 00:43:25,886
<i>DAVE:
A wise man once told me</i>

1175
00:43:26,019 --> 00:43:27,590
<i>that until you can
love yourself...</i>

1176
00:43:27,690 --> 00:43:31,363
Hey, Mom, hey, Dad.
Um, I got some big news.

1177
00:43:31,463 --> 00:43:33,869
Uh, I'm starting
my own record label.

1178
00:43:33,969 --> 00:43:36,206
- ...you won't be able
to love anybody else.
- Yeah.

1179
00:43:36,306 --> 00:43:38,310
(quietly): Uh, I need to borrow
some more money, though.

1180
00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:39,747
<i>DAVE:
When I close my eyes,</i>

1181
00:43:39,881 --> 00:43:41,651
<i>I-I swear I think
of the same thing</i>

1182
00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:44,222
<i>over and over and over again.</i>

1183
00:43:44,322 --> 00:43:46,093
(birds chirping)

1184
00:43:46,226 --> 00:43:48,632
<i>It's you.</i>

1185
00:43:48,732 --> 00:43:50,502
<i>It's always been you.</i>

1186
00:43:50,602 --> 00:43:52,873
♪ ♪

1187
00:43:55,879 --> 00:44:00,989
♪ I love myself ♪

1188
00:44:01,089 --> 00:44:03,260
♪ I do ♪

1189
00:44:04,831 --> 00:44:08,137
♪ Every morning
and every night
♪

1190
00:44:08,237 --> 00:44:12,680
♪ I love myself ♪

1191
00:44:14,249 --> 00:44:15,318
♪ I do... ♪

1192
00:44:15,418 --> 00:44:17,388
(elephant exhales)

1193
00:44:24,737 --> 00:44:26,941
Let's get you out of here.

1194
00:44:28,912 --> 00:44:30,314
(grunts)

1195
00:44:34,155 --> 00:44:35,391
Hey.

1196
00:44:35,391 --> 00:44:37,428
- Hey, how was your flight?
- It was a little long.

1197
00:44:37,428 --> 00:44:38,598
- (sighs)
- Yeah.

1198
00:44:38,698 --> 00:44:40,702
- Where is, uh...
- Right over there.

1199
00:44:40,802 --> 00:44:42,740
- Oh.
- Watch your step,
watch your step.

1200
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,409
Okay. Thank you.

1201
00:44:46,681 --> 00:44:48,585
Hey, Drake!

1202
00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:50,989
What's up?

1203
00:44:51,123 --> 00:44:53,360
Thank you for responding
to my DM. I, uh...

1204
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:57,636
I know it was long, but, uh,
shooters shoot, right?

1205
00:44:57,770 --> 00:44:59,507
- That's what they say.
- Yeah.

1206
00:44:59,607 --> 00:45:01,276
I apologize for the delay
on it, but...

1207
00:45:01,276 --> 00:45:04,416
- No. Yeah.
- Happy-happy we could connect,
for sure.

1208
00:45:05,451 --> 00:45:07,088
- All right.
- (softly): Yeah.

1209
00:45:07,088 --> 00:45:09,459
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- Yes, sir. I got you.

1210
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,365
- You don't know how long
I've waited for this.
- (chuckles)

1211
00:45:12,465 --> 00:45:13,768
You're here now, though, so...

1212
00:45:13,768 --> 00:45:15,137
- Yeah.
- Welcome.

1213
00:45:15,137 --> 00:45:16,507
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

1214
00:45:16,608 --> 00:45:19,312
I know that my DM probably,
like, sounded crazy and...

1215
00:45:19,312 --> 00:45:22,185
my aggression level to getting
here might be far-reaching,

1216
00:45:22,318 --> 00:45:27,462
but, like, I really am, like...
I am a superstar.

1217
00:45:27,563 --> 00:45:29,800
I am worthy and I am special.

1218
00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:31,537
I appreciate that,
but y-- when you say it,

1219
00:45:31,638 --> 00:45:33,909
it's almost like you have this,
like, kind of undertone, like,

1220
00:45:34,009 --> 00:45:35,879
there's, like,
an auto-tune crying under you.

1221
00:45:35,979 --> 00:45:38,551
- Oh. Yeah.
- So, like, just tell me again,

1222
00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:41,490
like, you're special, but
without being like, "Eh, eh."

1223
00:45:41,591 --> 00:45:44,262
- I'm a star. Yeah.
- Yes. Yeah. Again.

1224
00:45:44,362 --> 00:45:46,601
- I'm on your fucking level.
I am.
- (chuckles): Okay.

1225
00:45:46,701 --> 00:45:48,672
- (Drake stammers)
- I'm a star!

1226
00:45:48,672 --> 00:45:52,546
- I'm a superstar, man. I am.
- Yeah.

1227
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,717
- I like that. For real, kid.
- Yeah.

1228
00:45:54,850 --> 00:45:56,186
Let's cook. We're-- by the way,

1229
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,190
just, like,
super intense first combo.

1230
00:45:58,290 --> 00:45:59,727
I was go-- about to ask
if you wanted to eat, but...

1231
00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:01,296
- Oh.
- ...obviously we went

1232
00:46:01,396 --> 00:46:03,267
straight into
positive affirmations, so...

1233
00:46:03,367 --> 00:46:07,241
Any, like, chance you can, like,
teach me how to love myself?

1234
00:46:07,342 --> 00:46:10,716
No. That's like a...

1235
00:46:10,849 --> 00:46:14,089
Wish we could rewind life.
I didn't ask you that.

1236
00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:17,228
But the first time that I, like,
I heard you and I was like,

1237
00:46:17,228 --> 00:46:18,097
"I fuck with this shit."

1238
00:46:18,197 --> 00:46:19,767
- Like, I fuck with your...
- (exhales)

1239
00:46:19,867 --> 00:46:21,036
- I fuck with your shit.
- That means the world.

1240
00:46:21,136 --> 00:46:23,073
All I ever needed
was the opportunity.

1241
00:46:23,207 --> 00:46:24,944
Yeah, yeah, no, I have a studio.
You want to, like--

1242
00:46:25,044 --> 00:46:26,714
I mean, listen,
we can listen to beats,

1243
00:46:26,814 --> 00:46:29,152
you can play me some shit,
like, whatever.

1244
00:46:29,252 --> 00:46:31,624
I'd love to make some, like,
scorned love, like,

1245
00:46:31,724 --> 00:46:33,928
"girl that got away" type shit.

1246
00:46:34,062 --> 00:46:36,033
(scoffs) Might have
to extend the trip, then.

1247
00:46:36,133 --> 00:46:38,070
- (laughs): Let's go.
- So much time.

1248
00:46:38,203 --> 00:46:41,243
DRAKE: What should I call you,
by the way? Dave or Dicky?

1249
00:46:41,376 --> 00:46:43,213
DAVE:
Oh.

1250
00:46:44,550 --> 00:46:46,554
Um...

1251
00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:49,727
♪ Me, Drake, on one song ♪

1252
00:46:49,727 --> 00:46:51,564
♪ I did it ♪

1253
00:46:51,664 --> 00:46:53,067
♪ How did I do it? I did it ♪

1254
00:46:53,067 --> 00:46:54,637
♪ I got a song with Drake ♪

1255
00:46:54,737 --> 00:46:56,006
♪ I got a song
with Drake
♪

1256
00:46:56,106 --> 00:46:57,776
♪ I got a song with Drake ♪

1257
00:46:57,910 --> 00:46:59,479
♪ I did it, I did it ♪

1258
00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:00,982
♪ Me, Drake, yes ♪

1259
00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:03,253
♪ Same song, Spotify credits ♪

1260
00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:05,424
♪ Billboard's,
everything, I did it
♪

1261
00:47:05,424 --> 00:47:07,529
♪ I've done it,
how did I do it?
♪

1262
00:47:07,629 --> 00:47:10,167
♪ I got a song with Drake, yes,
I got a song with Drake
♪

1263
00:47:10,267 --> 00:47:13,508
♪ I got a song with Drake,
I got a song with Drake
♪

1264
00:47:13,608 --> 00:47:15,478
♪ Look at the chart ♪

1265
00:47:15,579 --> 00:47:16,748
♪ Wait till his part ♪

1266
00:47:16,748 --> 00:47:18,651
♪ It'll be, like, Drake ♪

1267
00:47:18,752 --> 00:47:20,087
♪ They will try to hate ♪

1268
00:47:20,187 --> 00:47:21,657
♪ But don't know it's great ♪

1269
00:47:21,758 --> 00:47:23,495
♪ Watch how it does in a club ♪

1270
00:47:23,595 --> 00:47:24,630
♪ Drizzy, tell 'em what's up ♪

1271
00:47:24,764 --> 00:47:26,534
♪ It's Drake. ♪

1272
00:47:33,615 --> 00:47:38,057
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org

1273
00:47:43,835 --> 00:47:46,073
(laughter)

1274
00:47:46,073 --> 00:47:47,876
DIRECTOR:
Cut, cut.