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You'd rather be blind than deaf?
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Bro, what I got to see for?
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I done seen it all. Easy call.
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You're the only person
I've asked this to
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who's chosen blind.
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What type of hypothetical is this, bro,
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if everybody had the same damn answer?
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That's a good point, but,
like, being blind would suck.
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You can't even see anything.
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At least with deaf, you...
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It's a similar life, I guess.
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Hey. Hey!
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Honey, it's, uh, eh...
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W-Wiz Khalifa! Yeah. Honey!
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We dem boyz.
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- Wiz!
- Wiz Khalifa, man, what's up?
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- There he is. That's him.
- (SCOFFS)
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- What a tangled web we weave.
- MAN: There he goes.
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- (FRENCH ACCENT): Mademoiselle?
- Hmm?
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- Thank you.
- A metal straw for your ice coffee.
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- You didn't have to do that.
- (REGULAR VOICE): I did.
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You put the other straw on the ground.
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It was on the ground
for, like, two seconds.
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I could have wiped it off.
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DAVE: Oh, look what the cat drug in.
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- ALLY: Mm.
- Somebody suck me!
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- (ALLY LAUGHS)
- Okay.
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Well... (SIGHS)
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No, I mean, I did. It's all in the deck.
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No, I-I did exactly what you
asked me... I did all that.
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Please let me redo it. It's my mistake.
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Yeah, but I don't... I don't
understand why that's necessary,
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for me to...
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Yeah, I'll shave my neck.
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Okay, all right. See you tomorrow.
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Somebody suck me.
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What a half-assed
"somebody suck me", man.
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You're gonna have bad luck,
dishonoring The Mask like that.
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I just feel like this
job is a dead end, man.
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It's like, I have the best
book at the company, you know?
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They know that, I know that.
I'm just, like, their Pac-Man.
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I'm just eating shit, just
like... (IMITATING PAC-MAN)
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Pac-Man doesn't eat
shit. He eats whatever
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the coinage is that he levels up with.
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- You should come out with us tonight, okay?
- You should.
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- Hmm.
- Emma got us into this, like, very cool
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Hollywood party.
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And tech people are
sponsoring it, I guess.
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- Oh, are... tech people are gonna be there?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, then, no. Yeah, there's
no chance I would go to that.
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- That's so stupid.
- There's gonna be celebrities there.
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Like real, a-above
Dave-level celebrities. Uh...
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- Hmm.
- I also, I heard, I heard that the women
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are supposed to put their
hands against the wall like this
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and then just look back at all the men.
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A little toe?
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- Mm-hmm.
- A little backdoor toe?
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- Yeah, exactly.
- (DAVE LAUGHS)
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- Don't you want to come to the party?
- And they're gonna...
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Some girls are gonna
put their head down here
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- and talk to you upside down.
- Like this?
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- Is that so?
- Yeah.
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ALLY: Please come to the party.
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- Okay, I'm coming.
- (WHOOPS)
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All right, I'll come.
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Can't believe you're gonna try
to talk to girls in the shirt
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that makes you look
like you're bad at poker.
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I love these overalls. If you
scoop more coal into the engine,
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will we get there faster, or... ?
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- You're so funny.
- Okay.
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DAVE: I normally hate art, but...
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Damn. Emma, this shit is crazy.
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This the type of shit
your bitch like right here.
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You did all of this?
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This cliché bullshit? Hell no.
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- I did the graphics for the signs.
- Oh, okay.
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It's pretty nice. You
got talent, though.
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I got Microsoft Word.
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Lights.
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I like this.
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(CHUCKLES) Hey, thank you.
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What do you think?
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DAVE: Oh. I don't want to talk
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about my opinion in front of the artist.
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That's weird.
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Oh, no, I mean, that's totally fine.
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Art is meant to spawn a conversation.
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All right. If you really want
to talk about it, I guess,
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one question I have is: how is this art?
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Okay, well, um, what do you think it is?
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I think you took a bushel of
flowers and you just plopped it
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in a toaster that you bought somewhere.
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- That's what I'm interpreting.
- Okay, wait.
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I see what's going on
here. You don't like Koons.
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Oh, my God. This is not
racial in any way, my man.
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No, no. He means, like, the artist.
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Jeff Koons.
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You are Koo... Your name is Koons?
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- No.
- No, I'm...
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(CHUCKLES) No, I'm-I'm Marcus.
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- BARTENDER: Here you go.
- MEGAN: Thank you.
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Hey.
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I just had an amazing idea.
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Okay.
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What if we made popcorn
out of baby corn?
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Oh, my God. That would be so cute.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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I've been thinking about it
for m... y... a little bit.
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We should do it.
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What's all this "we" talk?
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You trying to get in on my idea?
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- (LAUGHS): No, I...
- You are.
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- I mean, you should do it.
- Thank you.
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I appreciate your support.
Don't steal my idea.
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(LAUGHS): Don't.
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'Cause I'll, I'll sue you.
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- What?
- I-I'm kidding. I wouldn't...
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- (CHUCKLES)
- I don't even know how to do that.
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But I would, I would fucking
take you to court, for sure,
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if you took my idea, like dead serious.
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That's not cool to do that.
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- Uh, okay.
- I'm joking around. But I did.
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I did. I... My cousin, I
fucked him up bad in court.
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I've had s... IP stolen from
me before and I don't like it.
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- (LAUGHS) I'm kidding.
- Okay.
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- Let me get you another free drink.
- I'm good.
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Le... Just one more.
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- Let me get you one more.
- No, you know what, I'm good.
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- Uh, best of luck, really.
- Well..
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I was just kidding around.
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Bro, is that... ? Do
you know who that is?
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- GATA: Who, Trippie Redd?
- Yeah, bro.
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I want to produce for
him so fucking bad, dawg.
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Well, why don't you just walk
your ass up to him and tell him?
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I'm smacked as fuck right
now, and I don't want to be
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that weird guy who walks up
to him at an art gallery like,
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"Yo, what's up, T? Let me fucking..."
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- You want me to introduce you?
- Uh, do... you don't even
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- know him, though.
- Man, watch this shit.
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But you don't even know him.
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GATA: My boy Trippie.
What's good, my nigga?
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- The fuck is you?
- It's Gata.
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Come on, man, you gonna act
like you don't know me, bro?
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We was just at Soho House, man.
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Oh, don't give me that.
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My mom and your mom is cool.
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You don't remember,
from the barbecue, brah?
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My mom is Catherine Branton, bro.
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Nah, I don't know who that is.
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- (SIGHS)
- Hey.
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I'm sorry. Uh, I'm a huge
fan of your shit, bro.
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I listen to your shit all the time.
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By chance, do you have, like, an
engineer or anything right now?
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You know what I'm saying, like...
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- Nah.
- Okay.
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I don't ever, like, do this,
but like, bro, I'm that guy
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when it comes to engineering, like...
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I'm-a say it, yeah, I'm the fucking one.
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- GATA: The truth.
- And I think that I can take
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your music to whatever
the next level is,
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you know, quality-wise.
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Not anything else, though, like,
you got your own fucking swag
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going down, big dawg, and
it's fucking hard, so...
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Bet. Let me get your info.
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Really?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
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- What's up?
- Sup?
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You guys throw a great party.
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Oh, no, I'm not... I'm not,
uh, I'm not with these guys.
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I-I'm, uh, I'm in finance.
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- Uh, nocturnal stock trader.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- What kind of stuff?
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I've been pushing my
clients to diversify.
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Are-are you in finance?
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Yeah... well, music manager.
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- Oh, rock and roll. Very cool.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- You... So you don't just handle the contracts,
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- you also do their investment portfolio?
- Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
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- You do. Wow.
- Absolutely. Yeah.
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That's interesting.
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Okay, so the master is
the recording, right,
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- and the publishing is the songwriting?
- Exactly.
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Right, so the artist has
two streams of income.
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You can't have one without the
other, you have to have both.
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No, no, y-you're not
getting what I'm saying.
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No, I am getting what you're saying.
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You're not hearing what I'm saying.
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Of course they're gonna
give on the royalty
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if they're getting
10x on the publishing.
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It's called pub.
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Is it?
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YOUNG THUG: Yo, man,
I'm telling y'all about
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this Mafia game.
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Tom Hanks put me down on it.
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And plus, he's, like, the
best finesser in the world.
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I mean, I can't believe
I honestly met him.
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- Oh, my God. That's Young Thug.
- Really?
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That's Young Thug right there, yes.
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Mafia sucks.
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Young Thug, you got to
stop surrounding yourself
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with, like, yes-men and theater dorks.
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Wait, what? That's Forrest Gump.
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That's Gunna as well. Should
we go over... Yeah? Oh, my God.
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- EMMA: Like I said.
- GUNNA: What are you talking about?
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That's-that's Woody from Toy Story.
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Hey, guys, you mind if we join?
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GUNNA: Sure.
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Thank you.
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(COUGHING)
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Dude, are you sick?
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No. Just, like, weed cough.
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- So m...
- (COUGHING)
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So much phlegm.
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Unbelievable amount of
phlegm in that cough.
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You know, hey, bro, you was
sick, like, two days ago.
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Yeah, I was sick, um,
at, um, earlier this week,
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but I'm not contagious anymore.
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How do you know if you're
not contagious anymore?
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Like, how could you
possibly deduce that?
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Who-who knows when they are contagious?
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Uh, are you a doctor?
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I'm not a doctor. I'm just
implying that neither...
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By the way, such a big fan.
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I am just a rapper as well, and I have
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so much stuff to do this week,
and I... Y-You would know.
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You can't record with a
stuffed nose or a sore throat.
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I just, you know... I...
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It's a dream to be here, but
I have to exit if you're sick.
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I'm such a big fan of both of you,
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and if you are sick, you shouldn't be...
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- Fuck out of here.
- Okay.
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I'm just saying, let yourself heal.
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- Don't smoke if you're sick.
- Okay, bye, Young Thug.
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- Yo, this nigga rap?
- Kinda.
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- He can't be a rapper.
- (SCOFFS)
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Dressed like that?
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- (LAUGHS)
- No fucking rap... (COUGHS)
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- (COUGHING)
- _
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(HACKING)
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Fuck.
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Fucking Young Thug.
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(HACKING)
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MIKE: David.
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What?
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What are you doing here?
Are you just standing here
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- by yourself, doing nothing?
- Uh, yeah.
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I can be alone with my thoughts.
I'm not a mental weakling.
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I want to run something
by you, though, um...
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- You want to get situated?
- No.
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Okay, uh, here it goes.
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I want to be your manager.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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I don't think that's a very good idea.
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Okay, well, I disagree. Uh,
I wholeheartedly disagree.
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Wh-Why do you think
it's not a good idea?
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- Why?
- Yeah.
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Uh, how about 'cause you know nothing
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about the entire music industry.
How's that for an idea?
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Do you really think
it's that complicated?
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Last night I talked to a music manager.
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H-He told me exactly what he does,
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which took all of 15 entire
minutes. Not that hard, okay?
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You know I went to school for
business. I'm a business major.
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I'm not concerned about
the workflow as much
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as I'm concerned about, like,
the cultural difference here.
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Oh, I am culturally hip.
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I'd like... I want to
fuck girls who wear Pumas.
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I get it. I'm-I'm a cool guy.
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Also, last night I chopped it up
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with the most famous rapper I've
ever met, uh-uh, Todd Dillerson.
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- Todd Dillerson?
- Yeah, Todd Dillerson.
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Ty Dolla Sign?
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Ty Dolla Si... that's it,
Ty Dolla Sign. Yeah, him.
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I thought it was more
formal to say Todd...
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- His name's not Todd Dillerson.
- Right. I get it.
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- Are you joking?
- Okay. Whatever.
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You're getting lost in the
details. That-That-That's...
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Aren't you the guy who runs a
rinky-dink operation that lets
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rappers take tens of thousands
of dollars from him on a whim?
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You don't even own LilDicky.com.
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It's not like I didn't
attempt to buy LilDicky.com.
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It was taken on GoDaddy, so
I had to get LilDicky2.com.
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- It is what it is.
- Right. Well, LilDicky2, I...
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reached out to the
guy that owns LilDicky,
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and I bought it from him.
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- You have LilDicky.com?
- Yes. We,
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we have LilDicky.com.
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Okay.
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This is a lot to absorb right now.
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(SIGHS) Look, Dave...
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I need a challenge, okay?
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I-I need something new in my life.
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I'm not happy right now, at all.
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And you need someone
who's smart... me...
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and who gives a shit
about you that you trust.
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Do you believe in me as a rapper?
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As much as it pains me to
say it, I do, I really do.
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Why?
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Because you've got it. I
don't know what that is.
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I always thought that was bullshit.
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- Hmm.
- But without me or somebody like me,
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I-I don't think you'll ever
reach your full potential.
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If I go through with this...
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- Mm-hmm?
- ... it's a trial run, okay?
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I don't want you quitting
your job right now.
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- I don't want...
- (LAUGHS): My j...
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I'm not gonna quit my job.
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No. You... This is my side hustle.
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You're gonna be my priority,
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- but I need to make money.
- Yeah, you're getting
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20% of, like, the next
Kanye... are you kidding?
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It's the biggest opportunity you'll
ever get in your entire life.
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00:12:01,478 --> 00:12:02,788
Wow, yeah, I guess if I do the math
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00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,737
right here in front of you, 20%
of what you're making right now,
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then if that, if I carry...
and then my cut is...
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Oh, is my cut zero? You
don't make any fucking money.
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All right, look.
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00:12:13,529 --> 00:12:15,729
I'm struggling seeing a downside here,
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because if it doesn't
work out, I just fire you.
323
00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:19,666
- Mm-hmm.
- No skin off my clit.
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And honestly, the ability to fire you
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is almost reason enough to hire you.
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00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:26,741
Like, what a joy that would be
to just let you know that you've
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been terminated. So
let's see how it goes.
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00:12:29,955 --> 00:12:31,111
Are-are you being serious?
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I'm willing to give you
the title "interim manager".
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00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:34,903
Wonderful. Okay, I'll
get started right away.
331
00:12:34,905 --> 00:12:36,849
So-so, do you have a business
account or something, or... ?
332
00:12:36,851 --> 00:12:38,257
I'm gonna put you on an e-email
with the guy who does it.
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All right, perfect.
334
00:12:39,388 --> 00:12:41,756
MIKE (OVER PHONE): Could you
send me the last three years
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00:12:41,758 --> 00:12:43,006
of his tax returns, please?
336
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Okay. I'll send you the last five, okay?
337
00:12:45,359 --> 00:12:47,050
Hey, you get zip files?
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Yeah. Yes, I do.
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00:12:49,415 --> 00:12:51,165
But you don't ha-have to do that, Don.
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00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:54,401
No, no, that's okay.
Already, I'm selecting...
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00:12:54,403 --> 00:12:56,737
and dragging... and zipping.
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00:12:56,739 --> 00:12:58,656
I'll let you know
when it's zipped, okay?
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00:12:58,658 --> 00:13:00,375
Okay, Don. Looking forward to it.
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00:13:00,377 --> 00:13:02,695
Hey, I-I got to tell
you, Mike, Carol and I,
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00:13:02,697 --> 00:13:04,100
we're just so happy that
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you've taken Dave's finances
under your wing.
347
00:13:06,783 --> 00:13:08,609
Trust me, I have a front-row
seat to his spending.
348
00:13:08,611 --> 00:13:10,967
It's unbelievable. We have
three Roombas at the house,
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- and we don't even have carpet.
- Look at...
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00:13:12,456 --> 00:13:16,476
look at this... $42 on
a delivery dinner for one.
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And-and why did we get him the Camry
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00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:21,559
if he's just going to Uber everywhere?
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00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:23,611
Well, at least he does
FaceTime us when he's Uber'ing.
354
00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:26,431
- Yeah, but the data, the data.
- That's true.
355
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:27,485
Hey, hey, Mike, uh,
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00:13:27,487 --> 00:13:29,580
- you got a Sam's Club nearby?
- Okay. Um...
357
00:13:29,582 --> 00:13:31,975
You should get Dave a
Sam's Club membership.
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00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,208
He can just use ours.
359
00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:35,142
- Um...
- No, that-that would be illegal.
360
00:13:35,144 --> 00:13:37,518
We use Karen Smiley's Hulu account.
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00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,252
- Is that illegal?
- You can't compare.
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00:13:39,254 --> 00:13:41,721
- We're taking a little bit of a stream once or...
- Guys?
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00:13:41,723 --> 00:13:44,806
- once or twice... wi-with fraud.
- Guys? I got to go.
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00:13:44,808 --> 00:13:46,692
- I got to jump.
- And you think it's gonna hurt somebody?
365
00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:48,388
- I think it's...
- Sam?
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00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:50,757
- I don't want to get in trouble. I...
- All right, bye-bye.
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00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:55,000
Michael! He hung up. Because you came.
368
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,570
- What?!
- Shit.
369
00:14:00,504 --> 00:14:02,270
(LAUGHING): Mike?
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00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:03,737
- Yeah.
- Wait-wait-wait.
371
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:05,772
- Mike?
- Yes.
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00:14:05,774 --> 00:14:07,342
(LAUGHING)
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00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,243
(MOCK LOUD LAUGHTER)
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00:14:09,245 --> 00:14:11,512
Yeah, man, I have
ambition. I make moves.
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00:14:11,514 --> 00:14:14,095
"Hi. I'm Lil Dicky, and
this is my large leprechaun.
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00:14:14,097 --> 00:14:16,180
He manages me. If you
have any business inquiries,
377
00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:17,785
talk to him". (LAUGHING)
378
00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:20,019
Shit, man, I think it's tight, man.
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00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:21,581
Mike is family, bro. We got to keep it
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00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,157
in the fam, keep the grass cut.
381
00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:25,627
I-I agree with... What does
that mean, the "grass cut"?
382
00:14:25,629 --> 00:14:27,464
- Ah.
- Keep the grass cut, fool,
383
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,463
so the snakes'll show.
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00:14:28,465 --> 00:14:30,464
Bro, you got to be able to
see what's going on out here.
385
00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:32,586
Snakes. Oh, he's not
a snake, you're saying.
386
00:14:32,588 --> 00:14:34,199
Yeah, he's... I can trust him. Exactly.
387
00:14:34,201 --> 00:14:35,443
That is a big factor.
388
00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:37,560
Look, I understand
that it's a weird choice,
389
00:14:37,562 --> 00:14:39,632
but he was the smartest
guy in my entire college.
390
00:14:39,634 --> 00:14:41,524
I used to be in class with him,
and he would get in arguments
391
00:14:41,526 --> 00:14:43,068
with professors and win the arguments
392
00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:44,302
in front of the whole class
393
00:14:44,304 --> 00:14:45,461
and humiliate the profe...
394
00:14:45,463 --> 00:14:47,352
- It was like Finding Forrester.
- ELZ: But...
395
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,278
mixing business with pleasure's
a terrible fucking idea.
396
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,093
- We do it all the time.
- I find nothing pleasurable
397
00:14:53,095 --> 00:14:55,677
about working with you... I
think you need to understand that
398
00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:57,536
- before we do anything else.
- I'm okay.
399
00:14:57,538 --> 00:14:59,585
Let me ask you this, though...
does he understand
400
00:14:59,587 --> 00:15:01,988
that he works for you, like,
as an employee and, you know?
401
00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:05,725
- I... Yeah, I think so.
- Somebody suck me!
402
00:15:05,727 --> 00:15:06,926
(LAUGHTER)
403
00:15:06,928 --> 00:15:08,827
- DAVE: Hi.
- That's me as your mucus
404
00:15:08,829 --> 00:15:10,129
to the neti pot.
405
00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:12,331
- Mm-hmm, right.
- (LAUGHS) Also,
406
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,973
I was 90% sure that
this was the right room,
407
00:15:14,975 --> 00:15:16,832
but, like, what if it wasn't?
408
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,621
- DAVE: Yeah. Bold entrance.
- Can you imagine?
409
00:15:18,623 --> 00:15:20,570
See? Neti pot? Mike's job.
410
00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:21,647
DAVE: Thanks, pie.
411
00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:23,948
- You're welcome.
- Where's the distilled water?
412
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:25,884
I forgot it.
413
00:15:25,886 --> 00:15:28,187
I'm sorry. But you
could just use, like...
414
00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:29,620
Tap water?
415
00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:31,645
- Yeah.
- How? It needs distilled water.
416
00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:33,981
It goes up my nose, it's
next door to my brain.
417
00:15:33,983 --> 00:15:37,144
You said this was
gonna be a Mike job now?
418
00:15:37,146 --> 00:15:38,700
- Mike task.
- Yeah, that checks out.
419
00:15:38,702 --> 00:15:39,965
Maybe we should loop him in.
420
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,365
He would have brought the water.
421
00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:42,634
- (ELZ LAUGHS)
- Wow.
422
00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:44,546
I'm sorry, I appreciate you, pie.
423
00:15:44,548 --> 00:15:47,483
Yeah, uh, you can neti
somewhere else, because I have
424
00:15:47,485 --> 00:15:49,984
Trippie Redd coming, and
obviously he's a scary person.
425
00:15:49,986 --> 00:15:51,553
- He's coming soon?
- Now.
426
00:15:51,555 --> 00:15:53,556
Okay, I'll go neti. BRB.
427
00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:55,128
- Hey.
- What's up, rock star!
428
00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:57,225
- God!
- Ooh, my little baby.
429
00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:59,561
Well, shit, Elz, now that he gone,
430
00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:00,863
what's up with some
studio time, let your boy
431
00:16:00,865 --> 00:16:02,965
- spit some bars?
- Gata, you rap, too?
432
00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:04,133
Come on, Ally.
433
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:05,468
- He does rap.
- Mm.
434
00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:06,768
Right now he does not.
435
00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:07,892
You owe me, bro.
436
00:16:07,894 --> 00:16:09,564
I owe you? For what?
437
00:16:09,566 --> 00:16:11,363
I put you in position
at the art show, bro.
438
00:16:11,365 --> 00:16:13,075
You wouldn't even be
here if it wasn't for me.
439
00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:15,333
How? 'Cause you walked up to him
and tried to convince him that
440
00:16:15,335 --> 00:16:17,745
- your mothers were friends?
- I can't get nothing in?
441
00:16:17,747 --> 00:16:19,637
I need some studio time.
442
00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:21,375
I got ghetto brilliance.
443
00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:23,485
- No.
- _
444
00:16:23,487 --> 00:16:24,854
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
445
00:16:24,856 --> 00:16:26,622
(CHIRPING ON TV)
446
00:16:26,624 --> 00:16:29,191
NARRATOR: The penguins
overwhelm the baby,
447
00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:32,094
crushing its head in the process.
448
00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:33,762
It is a tragic...
449
00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:36,197
Yo, Sixers-Suns, ESPN.
You want to watch?
450
00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:38,610
Oh, brother, I am knee-deep
on this penguin doc.
451
00:16:38,612 --> 00:16:40,503
You should sit and check
this out. It's so sad.
452
00:16:40,505 --> 00:16:42,470
Their home is depleting
at such a rapid rate.
453
00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:44,439
- (PENGUIN SQUAWKS ON TV)
- I hate to play the client card.
454
00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:45,852
The... Really?
455
00:16:45,854 --> 00:16:47,010
- Right now?
- Mm-hmm.
456
00:16:47,012 --> 00:16:48,134
You're gonna play the client card
457
00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:51,873
for the Sixers-Phoenix
Suns regular season game?
458
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,139
That's part of my creative process.
459
00:16:53,141 --> 00:16:55,597
I love watching the Sixers
beat the shit out of the Suns.
460
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:58,057
Gets me going, so gonna need to...
461
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,223
You know, usually, part of the
creative process is creating,
462
00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:03,658
so give a manager something to manage.
463
00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:05,528
(PENGUIN WHISTLES ON TV)
464
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:08,297
Yeah. Yes.
465
00:17:08,299 --> 00:17:10,232
Well said. I will do work.
466
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:11,667
- Thank you.
- Brilliant.
467
00:17:11,669 --> 00:17:13,068
- I know.
- God, you're good.
468
00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,736
Mm-hmm.
469
00:17:14,738 --> 00:17:16,539
(PENGUIN SQUAWKS ON TV)
470
00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:18,139
Ooh, ooh, ooh. (CLICKS TONGUE)
471
00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:20,743
Ah, ah, ah. Testing.
472
00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:22,201
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
- Do you have... ?
473
00:17:22,203 --> 00:17:24,245
- Do you have to do it right now?
- Yeah. Work should be
474
00:17:24,247 --> 00:17:25,959
the top priority. I
think you were right.
475
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,238
Well, it should, but I am... Oh, man.
476
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,177
I'm-I'm clocked out right now, so...
477
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,059
Really? But the industry's 24/7.
478
00:17:32,061 --> 00:17:33,581
I'm surprised you'd ever be clocked out.
479
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,157
I could also just fire you.
(CLICKS TONGUE) Ooh, ooh, ooh.
480
00:17:36,159 --> 00:17:38,436
- Give you more leg to stand on in this argument.
- No, no, no.
481
00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:40,638
All right, okay. You
know what? You know what?
482
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,407
Look at that. I am all in.
483
00:17:43,409 --> 00:17:45,975
- Great.
- Uh-huh.
484
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,047
(MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY IN BACKGROUND)
485
00:17:50,631 --> 00:17:53,020
(SIGHS) What-What's up? Don't
you have something to lay down?
486
00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:54,584
Don't you have some bars, baby? I...
487
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:56,052
Unless everything was just a big show
488
00:17:56,054 --> 00:17:57,554
so I would turn off the T...
489
00:17:57,556 --> 00:17:59,122
You wouldn't... you wouldn't
do that. Would you do that?
490
00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:00,624
Don't say another word.
491
00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:02,493
I'm recording audio.
Don't say another word.
492
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:04,296
My B. My B.
493
00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:09,808
Let me hear you spit that
hot fire. Let's go, Daddy.
494
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:12,302
- I know it's inside that gut.
- You're fired.
495
00:18:12,304 --> 00:18:15,272
Great.
496
00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:18,242
Oh, I love the way they waddle.
497
00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:21,678
Oh. He wants these vocals.
498
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,647
Damn.
499
00:18:23,649 --> 00:18:26,250
Hey, I think we should be good.
500
00:18:26,252 --> 00:18:27,618
All right, play that shit.
501
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,687
♪ Yeah, hold up, let me pop my shit ♪
502
00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:32,156
♪ I'll kill my brother... ♪
503
00:18:32,158 --> 00:18:34,352
Nah, that shit's trash. Move it back.
504
00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:37,828
Um... he wants us to... ?
He wants me to move it back?
505
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,195
Was that like a lyric or... ?
506
00:18:39,197 --> 00:18:42,332
Uh... Oh, fuckin'...
507
00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:43,967
♪ Bitch spleen ♪
508
00:18:43,969 --> 00:18:45,503
♪ Yeah, hold up, let me pop my shit. ♪
509
00:18:45,505 --> 00:18:47,437
Nah, brah. Move it back, brah.
510
00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:49,639
Move the first part to the back,
511
00:18:49,641 --> 00:18:51,942
and move the second
half to the front, brah.
512
00:18:51,944 --> 00:18:55,378
Move it back and put the
two in front of the one?
513
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,507
(SPUTTERS)
514
00:18:57,509 --> 00:18:59,870
Oh, yeah, I got it, I think. I hope.
515
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,285
♪ Pussy nigga talkin', we
gon' leave him in a ditch ♪
516
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:05,321
- ♪ I'll kill my brother... ♪
- Sound good to you?
517
00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:08,528
Yeah, that's hard. It's fire.
518
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:09,810
♪ Nigga, bad with the Grinch. ♪
519
00:19:14,499 --> 00:19:16,259
- (ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SQUEALING ON TV)
- _
520
00:19:17,836 --> 00:19:19,503
See some dishes in the sink.
521
00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:21,871
Does that mean we had a productive day?
522
00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:23,573
DAVE: Unfortunately not.
523
00:19:23,575 --> 00:19:25,975
I, uh... I can't get
much recording done.
524
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:28,212
My nose is stuffed as a piñata.
525
00:19:28,214 --> 00:19:29,963
(SUCKS IN THROUGH TEETH) I
understand how that's hard
526
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:31,472
to get over that humongous obstacle,
527
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,684
but, you know, we got to get
some kind of schedule going.
528
00:19:33,686 --> 00:19:37,721
Again, I can't produce
unless you produce.
529
00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:39,888
Don't say "again"
530
00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:41,692
when you say a sentence
for the first time ever.
531
00:19:41,694 --> 00:19:43,894
It's an annoying trait that you have.
532
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:45,763
We just need to have
some kind of rhythm here.
533
00:19:45,765 --> 00:19:48,002
You know what I mean? Like,
in the morning, what if, uh,
534
00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:51,523
that's when you start messing
with beats, and then by lunch,
535
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,904
we got some lyrics
laid down, some verses?
536
00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:57,107
And then, by dinnertime,
we got a hook or two.
537
00:19:57,109 --> 00:20:00,782
Then, end of day, we
got... we got a song.
538
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,413
That's a full song, right?
539
00:20:02,415 --> 00:20:05,846
Oh, wait. The order
is fucked up? What... ?
540
00:20:05,848 --> 00:20:07,251
Okay, fine. Do the...
541
00:20:07,253 --> 00:20:08,851
Maybe the hook come before the...
542
00:20:08,853 --> 00:20:10,133
The hook'll be... What-what... ?
543
00:20:10,135 --> 00:20:11,897
However that you arrange
it doesn't fucking matter.
544
00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:14,409
But we got to have some
kind of, like, system.
545
00:20:14,411 --> 00:20:15,426
Do you know what I'm saying?
546
00:20:15,428 --> 00:20:17,727
Did you just, like, Wikipedia "music"?
547
00:20:17,729 --> 00:20:19,530
Beats, hooks, ver... That's like...
548
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:21,612
- You sound...
- Yesterday you spent three hours
549
00:20:21,614 --> 00:20:22,996
responding to Instagram comments.
550
00:20:22,998 --> 00:20:24,986
That's called fan engagement, bucko.
551
00:20:24,988 --> 00:20:27,471
And you're welcome for taking
all the time out to do that.
552
00:20:27,473 --> 00:20:28,906
- That's good for our brand.
- Okay.
553
00:20:28,908 --> 00:20:30,604
Valid. You also spent one of those hours
554
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:33,247
only responding to one
guy that said you suck.
555
00:20:33,249 --> 00:20:35,200
I'm totally okay if
a guy doesn't like me,
556
00:20:35,202 --> 00:20:37,239
but to say that I'm derivative
is just contradictory.
557
00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:38,881
Like, he... his argument made no sense.
558
00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:40,273
- I'm not derivative. That's...
- No, you're not.
559
00:20:40,275 --> 00:20:42,053
You are very original.
You're the only artist I know
560
00:20:42,055 --> 00:20:43,220
that doesn't put out anything.
561
00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:45,379
You got to have some kind of, like,
562
00:20:45,381 --> 00:20:47,367
structure, you know?
It's got to be like a job.
563
00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:49,560
I don't know what to tell
you. My process is very slow.
564
00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:52,161
Gata always says "You can't
rush greatness". I agree.
565
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:54,263
Gata's also the same guy
that asked me yesterday
566
00:20:54,265 --> 00:20:56,667
if a rhinoceros is real.
567
00:20:56,669 --> 00:20:59,003
- What do you mean?
- Like a real thing.
568
00:20:59,005 --> 00:21:01,672
It... (SIGHS) Because they're extinct?
569
00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:03,474
No.
570
00:21:03,476 --> 00:21:05,842
I'm still waiting on a
valid suggestion here.
571
00:21:05,844 --> 00:21:08,911
- Like, do you have any non-cockamamie ideas?
- Oh, okay, okay.
572
00:21:08,913 --> 00:21:11,247
I think if the music thing
is not working right now...
573
00:21:11,249 --> 00:21:13,117
no vibes are kicking, I get that...
574
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,953
then maybe we should go viral.
575
00:21:15,955 --> 00:21:17,955
Go viral?
576
00:21:17,957 --> 00:21:20,142
You-you... you put out a video
577
00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:22,683
that you know is clickbait.
You know, lures people.
578
00:21:22,685 --> 00:21:24,093
We'll put a titty in the thumbnail.
579
00:21:24,095 --> 00:21:26,786
The-the cowboy kid did it at Walmart.
580
00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,165
He was just singing in Walmart.
581
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:30,167
Some... you know, like, some
country bumpkin was like,
582
00:21:30,169 --> 00:21:31,324
(SOUTHERN ACCENT): "Look at
him singing in the aisle".
583
00:21:31,326 --> 00:21:32,836
And they put that dude on Ellen.
584
00:21:32,838 --> 00:21:34,271
You know, I haven't used up
585
00:21:34,273 --> 00:21:36,997
all my birthday wishes yet, so...
586
00:21:36,999 --> 00:21:38,823
it's gonna happen.
587
00:21:38,825 --> 00:21:41,378
I think you're underestimating
how dumb the Internet is.
588
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:44,214
What are you doing? What-what
are you doing anyway?
589
00:21:44,216 --> 00:21:45,868
Like, at... right now?
590
00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:47,184
Mm-hmm.
591
00:21:47,186 --> 00:21:48,621
I'm drifting.
592
00:21:49,621 --> 00:21:52,391
All right, let's go viral.
593
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,233
(WHISPERS): Be cool.
594
00:22:15,814 --> 00:22:18,348
Somebody suck me!
595
00:22:18,350 --> 00:22:20,083
(MIKE LAUGHS QUIETLY)
596
00:22:20,085 --> 00:22:23,387
(WHISPERING): Dave,
Dave, Dave. Do it again.
597
00:22:23,389 --> 00:22:25,321
(QUIETLY): It's not... I didn't get it.
598
00:22:25,323 --> 00:22:27,590
(REGULAR VOICE): One more. Do it again.
599
00:22:27,592 --> 00:22:30,561
I'm sorry, guys. It's from The Mask.
600
00:22:30,563 --> 00:22:33,563
We're going... viral.
601
00:22:33,565 --> 00:22:37,067
Somebody suck me!
602
00:22:37,069 --> 00:22:39,239
- Shh.
- (MIKE CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
603
00:22:42,675 --> 00:22:45,408
- You got it?
- So good. So fucking good.
604
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:48,111
- ("GLORIA" BY LAURA BRANIGAN PLAYING)
- Somebody suck me!
605
00:22:48,113 --> 00:22:50,848
Somebody suck me!
606
00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:52,782
Somebody suck me!
607
00:22:52,784 --> 00:22:55,519
(LAUGHTER)
608
00:22:55,521 --> 00:22:56,786
We got to do it.
609
00:22:56,788 --> 00:23:00,357
Somebody suck me!
610
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,458
(TO "GLORIA"): ♪ Somebody suck me. ♪
611
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:04,800
I don't understand
the concept of just...
612
00:23:04,802 --> 00:23:06,730
- Somebody suck me!
- Is it the yellow zoot suit?
613
00:23:06,732 --> 00:23:09,265
Or is it the...
614
00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:12,735
throwing out the request
of somebody to actually
615
00:23:12,737 --> 00:23:14,271
do something to this individual?
616
00:23:14,273 --> 00:23:15,922
Yeah, that's a bold request for sure.
617
00:23:15,924 --> 00:23:20,310
Imploring somebody to... suck him.
618
00:23:20,312 --> 00:23:23,580
- Somebody suck me!
- (LAUGHTER)
619
00:23:23,582 --> 00:23:25,882
Oh, my fucking God.
620
00:23:25,884 --> 00:23:28,118
CAROL: Honey, come here.
Dave's on the Internet.
621
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,320
- Look!
- What is it?
622
00:23:30,322 --> 00:23:31,821
Oh, I've read about these.
623
00:23:31,823 --> 00:23:33,823
This is a G-I-F.
624
00:23:33,825 --> 00:23:35,972
Authorities say the locusts could return
625
00:23:35,974 --> 00:23:37,521
in as soon as four months.
626
00:23:37,523 --> 00:23:38,803
Somebody suck me!
627
00:23:38,805 --> 00:23:41,598
So we will continue to
follow this for you.
628
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,065
Somebody...
629
00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,734
- Suck me!
- Preston!
630
00:23:44,736 --> 00:23:46,169
KIDS: Somebody suck me!
631
00:23:46,171 --> 00:23:48,437
ALL: Somebody suck me!
632
00:23:48,439 --> 00:23:50,974
Somebody suck me!
633
00:23:50,976 --> 00:23:55,945
Somebody suck me! Somebody suck me!
634
00:23:55,947 --> 00:23:57,981
40 million views.
635
00:23:57,983 --> 00:24:00,050
I hope Jim Carrey doesn't sue us.
636
00:24:00,052 --> 00:24:02,230
You kidding me? It'd be awesome,
but it's not gonna happen.
637
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,855
Parody is fair use, man.
We have to monetize this.
638
00:24:04,857 --> 00:24:07,023
I'm talking to a merch company
today about making shirts.
639
00:24:07,025 --> 00:24:08,850
You know, I had this
other thought for T-shirts,
640
00:24:08,852 --> 00:24:10,666
where it was, like, the
silhouette of my beard
641
00:24:10,668 --> 00:24:12,256
and my afro right in the middle.
642
00:24:12,258 --> 00:24:13,757
Who would want that on their chest?
643
00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:15,817
- What are you... what are you talking about?
- WOMAN: Oh, my God!
644
00:24:15,819 --> 00:24:17,634
It's... it's...
645
00:24:17,636 --> 00:24:19,468
the "Somebody suck me" guy.
646
00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:21,271
- (CHEERING)
- Hey, Lil Dicky, yeah.
647
00:24:21,273 --> 00:24:23,106
I'm a musical artist, too.
648
00:24:23,108 --> 00:24:24,675
Do "Somebody suck me".
649
00:24:24,677 --> 00:24:28,588
- Uh...
- Come on! Do it! Do it!
650
00:24:28,590 --> 00:24:30,015
I don't want to.
651
00:24:30,017 --> 00:24:32,549
MAN: Hey, are you the gay
guy from Modern Family?
652
00:24:32,551 --> 00:24:34,484
Yeah.
653
00:24:34,486 --> 00:24:36,986
- (CHEERING)
- (CHUCKLES)
654
00:24:36,988 --> 00:24:39,992
- It's cool. That's cool.
- No. No, it's not.
655
00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:42,503
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