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I don't know, man.
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I look like the back of a playing card.
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This is so drippy right here, bro.
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- Look at you, bro.
- This is, like, what a fuckboy is.
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Like, when I hear people
calling people fuckboys,
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aren't they... isn't this that?
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You're doing a concert, bro.
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Like, you gonna be fly.
You have to be fly at all times.
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How do I talk when I'm onstage,
by the way, in between songs?
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Do I go like, "What's up,
y'all, it's your boy Lil Dicky",
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and talk in my rap
voice, or do I talk in my,
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like, normal speaking voice and say,
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"Hi, everybody. Are you having fun?"
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- I mean, both options suck.
- Hey, don't y'all think
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- my boy look fresh, man?
- Oh. You don't have to...
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Right, look at his jacket, dude.
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He got on Mother Medusa
right now. Matter of fact,
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y'all don't even know who he is, huh?
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- Nah.
- This is Lil Dicky.
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He got the song "My Dick Sucks".
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- Okay.
- He about to open up for Meek Mill.
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Y'all should come.
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Where at?
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Oh. Uh, Philadelphia
is where it's happening.
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How the fuck you expect
us to come to Philly?
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Uh, it was more, like,
an expression, I think,
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when he said you should
come... like, come mentally.
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Not ejaculate, obviously.
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He means, like, livestream.
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Y'all really need
to get a picture with my boy.
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He about to blow the fuck up.
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- All right, man.
- All right.
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Meek Mill? Shit. Go ahead.
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You will want this picture one day.
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- Bro...
- Take my word for it.
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Smiling? What are we doing...
straight face, smile... ?
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- Man, take the picture.
- Okay.
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That's hard.
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How's it look? Is it good?
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Man, that shit's gravy.
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Oh, you did the... you
did the Lil Dicky thing.
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Appreciate that.
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Nah, that's some gang shit...
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Gang shit?
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What do you mean, gang... ? Like... ?
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Like, Crip shit.
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Oh.
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That's cool, I think.
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Right? I'm just a little, actually,
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concerned now that you mention it,
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because I'm, you know,
performing and whatnot,
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and I'm wearing this blue thing,
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and we're all going
like this, and I just...
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Is there any way we can
delete that, and I just... ?
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I'm not in the gang, and
I just want to make sure
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I'm not, like, looking like
I'm culturally appropriating.
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And then what if the Bloods
see a picture like that?
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Like, if Bloods see
this picture, seriously,
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if a, if a group of
Bloods saw this picture,
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will they have an issue
with me in any way?
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You should be good, bro.
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You should be good, cuz.
Don't trip. This nigga.
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- Come on, bro.
- "What about the Bloods?"
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Funny little white boy.
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Well, the blue every...
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What is Crip, Gata?
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Show me with your hand. How... ?
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So I'm doing Crip every time
I do that Lil Dicky thing?
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- You're not, but you are, low-key, though.
- Fuck.
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♪ Bling-blaow, ooh ♪
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♪ Chains on Skateboard P ♪
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♪ Bling-blaow, ooh ♪
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♪ Chains on Skateboard P ♪
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♪ Yo, goin' ape like Nigo ♪
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♪ Move out the way,
please don't be a hero ♪
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♪ Bling-blaow, ooh, chains
on Skateboard P... ♪
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Dave! Have fun!
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I am? What are you... ? I'm having fun.
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I'm not gonna put my hands in the air.
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I'm doing research.
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♪ On the runway... ♪
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Oh, my God, it's so risky.
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That's what you need to do.
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- That's a liability.
- Who cares?
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Appreciate you, L.A.
Appreciate y'all coming out.
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All right, uh, let's get out of here.
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Go, go, go. I got to go to the bathroom.
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Beat the rush. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
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I know. You know what I did?
I put so much toilet paper
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on the seat that I wasn't confident
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there'd be enough left
for the wiping process...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Dude, you're, uh...
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"Somebody suck me!"
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Right?
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- Yeah, man. How are you?
- Oh, my God.
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Isn't... ? That's... he's
"somebody suck me".
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- Yeah.
- What are you, what are you doing here?
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You know, I'm a rapper,
so I'm here doing research,
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seeing other rappers rap.
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- You're a rapper?
- Yeah.
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I thought you were like a, like a meme.
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No. I'm, like, a real guy,
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right in front of you.
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No, I know you're, like, a real
guy, but you're, like, a...
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What's it called? Like, a parody, right?
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A parody of what?
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I don't know.
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Life?
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No.
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But I appreciate you, man.
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Have a good night.
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Hey, hey, real quick.
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- Somebody suck me!
- There it is.
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- Are you guys hanging out?
- No, we straight, bro.
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For sure. Nice to meet you guys.
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Hey, uh, the Uber is... is that way.
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That's my bad. It's-it's up there.
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- Okay, yeah.
- Somebody kill me.
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That show was pretty cool.
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Did you get some intel?
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Yeah, I learned how
terrifying this is gonna be,
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and that, like, rappers climb, like,
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light fixtures just to entertain people.
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I'm never gonna climb a light fixture
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and put my life in jeopardy.
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- I thought that was the best part.
- Bro, don't you realize
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that you about to be, like, turning up,
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opening up for Meek Mill,
bro, in your city, his city?
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That shit about to be dumbass lit.
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Yeah, I... That's what I,
that's what I'm realizing.
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- It is crazy.
- No, it's not that crazy.
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This is what happens
when you get a manager
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who can manage you.
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I wish you could manage
to get an Uber here. Look,
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whatever you need... like
set design, visuals...
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- I'm your girl.
- The visuals.
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That's a whole 'nother...
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You know, I went from being
the "My Dick Sucks" guy
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to the "Somebody suck
me" man. This is, like...
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It's a small branding
issue, okay? Easy to fix.
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We just make a video. We
show it before every show.
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It tells people who you
really are. It's just,
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- we control the narrative that way.
- All you got to do
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is this, bro... look,
check this shit out.
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♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks ♪
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- Okay, yeah.
- ♪ My dick sucks ♪
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♪ Fuck! ♪
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♪ 'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl ♪
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♪ 'Ey, girl, what you
tryin' to say, girl? ♪
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♪ When you see my dick, you may hurl ♪
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♪ But I'm still kinda
hot like May, girl ♪
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♪ Whoa, girl, whoa, girl... ♪
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That's all you got to do
is turn the fuck up, fool.
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Yes, dude.
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I can't do any of that,
but that is by far the best
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I've ever felt about my music.
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How would you feel about,
like, coming onstage with me
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and being my hype man?
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- What? Are you serious?
- Couldn't be more serious.
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Aw, don't be rap-capping, bro.
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I'm not... I don't
think I'm rap-capping.
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I'm being serious.
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Oh. I support this.
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It's good to take the bulk
of the dancing off your plate.
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No. Okay, that's not...
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- we're not gonna hire people.
- No, no, no.
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This is a dictatorship. Sorry.
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Gata, you are my hype man.
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- That's what I'm talking about, baby!
- Give me a hug.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Come on, bro, I can't believe this, man.
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- Are you ready?
- I can't believe this, bro. Hold on.
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You know I'm gonna
take this very seriously.
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Fo' sho'.
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♪ Yeah... ♪
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Whoo! Man, we killed
it out there, y'all.
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I know y'all had a good
time. Good looking, fool.
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♪ Cut it, cut it ♪
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- ♪ Skrrt ♪
- ♪ Cut it ♪
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That's that booty.
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Damn, shorty, you's a cutie.
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Uh. I'm about to make my
way to the back, though,
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'cause you know I'm
all-access, I got it like that.
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Nutti the boss. What's up, Nutti?
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- What's good, baby?
- Back here managing things.
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What up, Pacman? What's good? Hey, bro.
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- How do out there with you, bro?
- Man, you went crazy.
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- Nah, you went crazy.
- Nah, you did that.
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O.T. Genasis went crazy.
We turned that shit up.
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The crowd was lit. They ate it up, Pac.
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Man, but guess what, though.
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We could be on planes
doing big things, man.
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I'm trying to get on them PJs, baby.
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I'm having a crazy good-ass time.
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What's up with your fine ass, baby?
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I know you got a number for me.
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- I got two phones.
- Hey, bro, hey, bro, tone down a little bit.
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Chill don't pay the bills, bro.
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For real, like, I got to
be hype at all times, bro.
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- That's cool for you, man.
- I don't get paid
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to be calm, bro... I'm a hype man.
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You feel me? But let's take
it to the next level, baby.
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Like, let's hit up Weezy,
he got slots for us,
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Lil Wayne tour... we can do all of that.
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Y'all know I'm connected and respected.
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You're doing extras, bro,
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- you're doing extras, bro.
- The problem is,
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- y'all not extra with me.
- Chill out.
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We supposed to having extra, extra fun!
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Man, what's up with your boy, bro?
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Man, I see how it is.
Y'all trying to turn me down.
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You dig what I'm saying?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yo, yo.
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Yeah! Huh-huh!
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You're doing too much right now.
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- Too much, like what?
- Chill, baby.
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I'm not about to chill.
I'm gonna go to the front,
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'cause it's real in the
front, baby. Let's go.
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'Cause it's party time.
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Can't take that no more,
bro, he got to roll.
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- Like roll roll-type.
- All right. Say less, man.
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I'm staying up here, man, I swear.
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My bad. That's your girl.
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My little gander.
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They trippin' on me.
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- Yo, you got to go.
- Aw, come on, man.
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You really about to kick me off the bus?
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- Let me just holla at you...
- Come on, Nutti,
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don't do me like this, man,
let me get one more chance, bro.
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So, I mixed all your
favorite primary colors,
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and then I pulled pics off your socials,
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and they'll be projected
on-screen behind you.
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I just feel like you're making
me look very lame or something.
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Making you?
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And by the way, I
think this is funny and a...
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very valid attempt...
I just think, I'm already
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kind of in an uphill battle
here opening up for Meek Mill,
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'cause his crowd isn't
necessarily my crowd,
241
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and I don't need to, like, double down
242
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and remind everybody, "Hey,
if you didn't know I was white,
243
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Jewish and suburban and a loser,
244
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just look behind me and
you'll really know it.
245
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You know? Like, I'm not
sure they'll like it.
246
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When did you start caring
about what other people want?
247
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Since, like,
248
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pretty much, like, now.
249
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'Cause it's, like, a very real thing.
250
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- David.
- Yeah.
251
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- Stop.
- Okay.
252
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Well, I-I just think I'd
feel much better about it
253
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if we could lock down a
great representation visually
254
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of what my brand is.
255
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Okay, so, how exactly would
you describe your brand?
256
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Like, aesthetically or
"cinematographically",
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if that's a word...
258
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- It's not.
- ... I feel like it's everything
259
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you loved about the classic
movies of our childhood.
260
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Like Sandlot, Billy Madison,
261
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Apocalypse Now, Happy Gilmore, Clueless.
262
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But at the same time,
263
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I feel like my brand is
not rooted in the past.
264
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It's actually very forward-thinking
265
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- and, like, futuristic.
- Mm-hmm.
266
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's like, imagine, like,
267
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what 2090 is like.
268
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But, like, it's being described
by someone who's from 1920.
269
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Mm-hmm.
270
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Yeah.
271
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Okay.
272
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Like this?
273
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To me,
274
00:09:11,922 --> 00:09:13,754
it says, "Don't give too many notes
275
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to the person doing this shit for free".
276
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All right, well, I...
277
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won't give you any more
notes, then, I guess.
278
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I'll do one more pass.
279
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- Thanks, slug.
- Don't touch me.
280
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♪ They don't care about my cock ♪
281
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- ♪ I could use a pussy mop ♪
- ♪ Drip ♪
282
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♪ In the scene like I'm a prop ♪
283
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♪ She saw me and went in shock ♪
284
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♪ Technically I'm unemployed ♪
285
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♪ But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna work ♪
286
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- ♪ Work ♪
- ♪ Stackin' paper like a clerk ♪
287
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♪ And all my haters look perturbed ♪
288
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♪ Been there since birth, my dick look ♪
289
00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:43,317
- ♪ Like it's a saltshaker ♪
- ♪ Shaker ♪
290
00:09:43,319 --> 00:09:45,196
♪ My dick look like
it get chokeslammed ♪
291
00:09:45,198 --> 00:09:46,753
♪ By the Undertaker ♪
292
00:09:46,755 --> 00:09:49,489
♪ My dick like the Lord made
everything about me player ♪
293
00:09:49,491 --> 00:09:51,258
- ♪ Player ♪
- ♪ Then he had to make my dick ♪
294
00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:53,094
♪ And send it straight
on down to Satan ♪
295
00:09:53,096 --> 00:09:55,128
- ♪ Devil's dick ♪
- ♪ My dick sucks ♪
296
00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:56,931
♪ My dick sucks ♪
297
00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:58,800
- ♪ Hey. ♪
- All right. Cut-cut it off.
298
00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:02,192
Cut the music off. All of this
just feels so, like, expected.
299
00:10:02,194 --> 00:10:03,219
What the fuck, bro?
300
00:10:03,221 --> 00:10:05,272
It's just exactly what
any rapper would do.
301
00:10:05,274 --> 00:10:06,823
Don't you want to be a rapper?
302
00:10:06,825 --> 00:10:08,231
Bro, what's wrong? What
do you want me to do?
303
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,911
I can do anything, bro.
I'm like a magician, bro.
304
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,646
Look at these notes. I've
been plotting and jotting, bro.
305
00:10:11,648 --> 00:10:13,028
I've been thinking about
this shit all night.
306
00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,415
The best show of your life,
307
00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:15,816
and I'm treating it like it's my life.
308
00:10:15,818 --> 00:10:16,974
Let's do this shit together, bro.
309
00:10:16,976 --> 00:10:18,252
DAVE It's not a you
thing. You're doing great.
310
00:10:18,254 --> 00:10:19,653
I'm just thinking, like,
shouldn't I be doing
311
00:10:19,655 --> 00:10:21,656
more, like, Andy Kaufman-like stuff?
312
00:10:21,658 --> 00:10:23,858
Like stunts, like sitting onstage,
313
00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:25,410
like, cross-legged, smoking a cigar.
314
00:10:25,412 --> 00:10:27,094
Maybe not even open my mouth and talk.
315
00:10:27,096 --> 00:10:28,762
I just sit there, like,
experiment socially.
316
00:10:28,764 --> 00:10:30,831
Oh, you're trying to be on
some undercover rap shit,
317
00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:32,466
like James Bond. When the last time
318
00:10:32,468 --> 00:10:34,301
you seen James Bond take a
shit in any of his movies?
319
00:10:34,303 --> 00:10:36,036
Have you seen James Bond take
a shit in any of his movies?
320
00:10:36,038 --> 00:10:38,138
I mean, I don't think
they film shit like that
321
00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:39,339
in movies just in general.
322
00:10:39,341 --> 00:10:40,680
But, hey, preach, brother.
323
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,609
Okay, you right. 'Cause
everything I say is real.
324
00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:44,012
Everything I say needs
to be on a T-shirt.
325
00:10:44,014 --> 00:10:45,603
Come on, bro. If you want
326
00:10:45,605 --> 00:10:46,948
the Andy Kaufman shit, put it up there.
327
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,148
Hologram, bro. You're LD.
328
00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:49,816
Get a fucking hologram.
You could do anything, bro.
329
00:10:49,818 --> 00:10:50,984
- Hol...
- Don't you think he can get a hologram?
330
00:10:50,986 --> 00:10:52,152
We need to get one of them holograms,
331
00:10:52,154 --> 00:10:53,761
for real, for real. Call the venue, bro.
332
00:10:53,763 --> 00:10:55,823
Yeah, no. No, we're
not getting a hologram.
333
00:10:55,825 --> 00:10:57,791
- You can't afford rent, so no.
- I'm just trying
334
00:10:57,793 --> 00:11:00,490
to figure out, like, what
is unique to Lil Dicky.
335
00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:01,829
Like, who is Lil Dicky?
336
00:11:01,831 --> 00:11:03,464
What is something only he would do?
337
00:11:03,466 --> 00:11:05,465
Or I would d... Or...
Fuck, this is confusing.
338
00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:08,036
Suck your own dick onstage.
339
00:11:08,038 --> 00:11:09,970
Can I do that? Legally?
340
00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:11,375
Can I suck my own dick onstage?
341
00:11:12,841 --> 00:11:14,508
That's a real question?
342
00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:16,667
You're asking me about being able
343
00:11:16,669 --> 00:11:18,358
to suck your own penis in front of...
344
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,449
Legally. I'm just... Legally.
345
00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:21,581
Can you even do that in real life?
346
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:24,317
I believe I can. I used
to as a kid. Oh, my God.
347
00:11:24,319 --> 00:11:25,975
I stopped doing it at a certain point,
348
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,129
'cause it felt more like giving head
349
00:11:27,131 --> 00:11:28,321
than getting it, but...
350
00:11:28,323 --> 00:11:30,224
Did you even come or anything?
351
00:11:30,226 --> 00:11:31,392
- Uh...
- Oh, my God.
352
00:11:31,394 --> 00:11:33,551
- Don't tell me you swallowed.
- I, like, kind of...
353
00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:35,685
It was like a neck hair thing...
354
00:11:35,687 --> 00:11:37,230
So you pulled out of your
mouth and then you shot it
355
00:11:37,232 --> 00:11:38,833
- and you caught it in your neck?
- Yes.
356
00:11:38,835 --> 00:11:40,368
What are you, a Globetrotter?
357
00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,058
Yeah, I didn't... Like
I said, it was a burden.
358
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,750
I stopped doing it for
that reason. I'm just saying,
359
00:11:43,752 --> 00:11:44,874
if it was legal, it's, like,
360
00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,107
definitely an interesting visual.
361
00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:47,264
Okay, if not that...
362
00:11:47,266 --> 00:11:49,277
So we're gonna make
that video, like I said,
363
00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:51,045
that shows exactly who Lil Dicky is.
364
00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:52,906
- No gimmicks, no bullshit.
- But you're not listening to me.
365
00:11:52,908 --> 00:11:54,663
I don't even know who Lil Dicky is.
366
00:11:54,665 --> 00:11:55,682
Like, that's what I'm saying.
367
00:11:55,684 --> 00:11:56,684
Like, I'm trying to figure it out.
368
00:11:56,686 --> 00:11:57,808
I don't even know
what this thing is yet.
369
00:11:57,810 --> 00:11:59,517
What Lil Dicky is? He a legend, bro.
370
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,522
Ain't you TTG, trained
to go? Let's go, baby.
371
00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:02,790
We going straight to the mountaintop.
372
00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,057
Mount Rushmore-type shit.
373
00:12:04,059 --> 00:12:05,583
Let's go over here,
do what we got to do.
374
00:12:05,585 --> 00:12:07,360
Let's gander, wiggle up, hit the stage.
375
00:12:07,362 --> 00:12:09,196
Me and him. Bret Hart, Owen Hart,
376
00:12:09,198 --> 00:12:11,199
jumping off the top row.
You know what I mean?
377
00:12:11,201 --> 00:12:12,800
Let's Super Smash
Brother these hoes, bro.
378
00:12:12,802 --> 00:12:14,801
- Listen to me, bro. Come on.
- Gata!
379
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,237
Dude, you need to calm down.
380
00:12:16,239 --> 00:12:18,242
Listen to yourself, bro.
381
00:12:21,878 --> 00:12:23,076
My bad, y'all.
382
00:12:23,078 --> 00:12:24,438
I'm-a go get some water over here.
383
00:12:27,216 --> 00:12:29,086
This is your fault.
384
00:12:30,953 --> 00:12:32,820
I don't know.
385
00:12:32,822 --> 00:12:34,345
It's a lot.
386
00:12:34,347 --> 00:12:36,090
_
387
00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:39,093
Ma, when the last time you been
to Chick-fil-A on Expo and Fig?
388
00:12:39,095 --> 00:12:41,262
Ooh, I don't feel like
going to Expo and Fig.
389
00:12:41,264 --> 00:12:43,469
What? They got the best
sauce, the best service.
390
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,786
But we got food at
home, already paid for.
391
00:12:45,788 --> 00:12:47,334
- Thank you.
- Already paid for? Ain't nobody worried
392
00:12:47,336 --> 00:12:49,670
- about the price of Chick-fil-A.
- Well, I know you're not,
393
00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:52,406
after what you just spent
on the same pair of shoes
394
00:12:52,408 --> 00:12:54,098
- in different colors.
- Aw, hell no!
395
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,468
I know you ain't in here buying shoes.
You still owe me money.
396
00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:58,521
- Relax, bro. Come on.
- Ain't about to relax, bro.
397
00:12:58,523 --> 00:12:59,569
- You know what time it is with me.
- Just relax, bro.
398
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:00,577
In front of all these people?
399
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:01,839
- It's not that serious.
- I don't care about them people, fool.
400
00:13:01,841 --> 00:13:03,117
Either you gonna run me my money, bro,
401
00:13:03,119 --> 00:13:04,508
or you gonna take them
shoes back right now, bro.
402
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:05,786
- I'm not playing with you.
- I know you see me working
403
00:13:05,788 --> 00:13:07,088
with Pacman da Gunman, Wayne...
404
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,288
I don't care about none
of that make-believe,
405
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,456
- fairy-tale shit, bro.
- Bro, just chill.
406
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,657
- Okay, look. Here.
- Bro, take them shoes back.
407
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,093
How much money does he owe you?
408
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,761
Ma'am, I wouldn't
take no money from you.
409
00:13:13,763 --> 00:13:15,762
- I promise you, I wouldn't.
- Bro, it's all good. You know what?
410
00:13:15,764 --> 00:13:16,964
Come on, big homey.
Let's go. It's all love.
411
00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:18,299
- A'ight.
- Okay, look. Here, I'll...
412
00:13:18,301 --> 00:13:19,867
Hey, bang the register, man.
413
00:13:19,869 --> 00:13:21,502
- I got to make a return.
- That's what I'm talking about.
414
00:13:21,504 --> 00:13:23,003
- Okay, uh...
- Yeah.
415
00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:25,162
I just got to give a-a
reason for the return.
416
00:13:25,164 --> 00:13:27,141
'Cause he's a bitch-ass
nigga. That's why.
417
00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:28,975
Oh. All right.
418
00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:30,710
I'm-a remember that, bro.
419
00:13:30,712 --> 00:13:31,869
Here.
420
00:13:31,871 --> 00:13:33,147
Punk, no, that's my money, nigga.
421
00:13:33,149 --> 00:13:34,348
- Give me the receipt.
- Man, you know what?
422
00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:35,449
I can't believe this.
423
00:13:35,451 --> 00:13:36,950
He don't even know I'm
poppin' like that, bro.
424
00:13:36,952 --> 00:13:39,052
It's gonna be all good,
bro. The whole world
425
00:13:39,054 --> 00:13:41,888
gonna see how poppin' I am.
I'm-a have all of this, bro.
426
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,446
Man, fuck all these shoes.
427
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,872
All this shit gonna be mine!
428
00:13:44,874 --> 00:13:47,789
I'm-a own this whole entire
collection! You feel me?
429
00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:49,347
- All this shit gonna be mine.
- Glenn, I'm gonna call security.
430
00:13:49,349 --> 00:13:51,783
Every colorway in here gonna be mine!
431
00:13:51,785 --> 00:13:54,001
These black ones. All of
this shit gonna be mine.
432
00:13:54,003 --> 00:13:56,403
- This whole entire store is gonna be mine!
- Gata.
433
00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:59,040
Gata, listen, listen, you're
acting really crazy right now.
434
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:01,175
- Crazy? You calling me crazy?
- Just...
435
00:14:01,177 --> 00:14:03,291
Are you my mama? He ain't working
436
00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:05,603
with Pacman da Gunman. He
ain't working with Lil Wayne.
437
00:14:05,605 --> 00:14:06,822
- What does that have to do with anything?
- That's me.
438
00:14:06,824 --> 00:14:09,240
He don't even realize my face is money.
439
00:14:09,242 --> 00:14:11,384
- I just need you to calm down. Take a br...
- I ain't calming shit down!
440
00:14:11,386 --> 00:14:13,220
Matter of fact, I'm-a
take this jacket off.
441
00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:15,323
This shit that you bought me is cheap.
442
00:14:15,325 --> 00:14:16,389
I don't need nobody.
443
00:14:16,391 --> 00:14:18,358
Fuck this jacket. And look.
444
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,938
And this backpack that
got this laptop in it.
445
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:23,097
You feel me? This $1,300 laptop
446
00:14:23,099 --> 00:14:24,601
- ain't shit to me.
- Oh, God!
447
00:14:24,603 --> 00:14:26,200
You feel me? Ain't nothing.
448
00:14:26,202 --> 00:14:28,771
So, how are you my mama and
you talking about I'm crazy?
449
00:14:28,773 --> 00:14:31,494
- How you gonna call your own son crazy?
- Please. Just... I didn't...
450
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,827
- Just relax!
- Ain't nobody about to calm down.
451
00:14:32,829 --> 00:14:34,211
- Just...
- I ain't about to c... Get your hands off me.
452
00:14:34,213 --> 00:14:35,225
- Get your hands off me.
- Oh, my God.
453
00:14:35,227 --> 00:14:36,410
- Please, don't hurt him.
- Get your hands off me.
454
00:14:36,412 --> 00:14:38,411
- Don't hurt him!
- Call somebody!
455
00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:40,807
Mr. Ganter,
456
00:14:40,809 --> 00:14:43,751
I'm gonna give you a low dose
of Depakote to stabilize you,
457
00:14:43,753 --> 00:14:45,654
and we'll see how you go from there.
458
00:14:45,656 --> 00:14:47,754
Can you see how I do with
a commissary burrito, man?
459
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,522
I ain't ate shit since I've been here.
460
00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:51,858
Yeah, I'll get you a burrito.
461
00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:54,262
- Thank you, Doctor.
- I can't believe this.
462
00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:57,230
I know, honey. I know.
We're gonna get through this.
463
00:14:57,232 --> 00:14:59,795
- Why'd they strap me to the bed, Mama?
- I know.
464
00:14:59,797 --> 00:15:01,902
- I love you.
- Why'd they strap me to the bed?
465
00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:03,804
Oh, my God, sweetheart.
466
00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:06,143
It's okay.
467
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,642
You're just sitting there,
468
00:15:08,644 --> 00:15:10,076
just looking at me like...
469
00:15:10,078 --> 00:15:11,579
letting the doctor talk to me
470
00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:13,413
like I'm just some stupid person,
471
00:15:13,415 --> 00:15:15,416
like-like I'm just crazy, Ma.
472
00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:16,816
Like, you just let him walk away.
473
00:15:16,818 --> 00:15:19,320
Talking about some pills
I don't even know about.
474
00:15:19,322 --> 00:15:20,353
Please, please,
475
00:15:20,355 --> 00:15:22,156
- please, please, please, please.
- "Take this shit off my-my son".
476
00:15:22,158 --> 00:15:23,490
Like...
477
00:15:23,492 --> 00:15:25,258
It's okay. It's okay.
478
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,661
Gata, tomorrow night,
479
00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:28,287
7:00 p.m., another rehearsal.
480
00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:30,598
Damn, another rehearsal tomorrow, bro?
481
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,833
- Damn, I'm there.
- And if I'm being honest,
482
00:15:32,835 --> 00:15:35,226
we got to be a lot more
focused than we were today,
483
00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:37,171
'cause it was all over the place and...
484
00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:38,447
Bring it, okay?
485
00:15:38,449 --> 00:15:39,739
I need to get that filled.
486
00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:41,341
Hello?
487
00:15:41,343 --> 00:15:43,844
- Thank you.
- Hello? Gata.
488
00:15:43,846 --> 00:15:46,135
- Hello!
- Oh, yeah. I'm listening, bro.
489
00:15:46,137 --> 00:15:48,126
You know me. I'm just
fucking with some bitches.
490
00:15:48,128 --> 00:15:50,627
All right, Gata, like,
I can't even express
491
00:15:50,629 --> 00:15:52,185
how important this show is, okay?
492
00:15:52,187 --> 00:15:53,675
So please do not disappoint me.
493
00:15:53,677 --> 00:15:56,089
Come on, bro. Does
molasses drip on trees?
494
00:15:56,091 --> 00:15:59,326
That adage is not one I'm familiar with,
495
00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:00,695
but sure.
496
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,128
I got to go. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
497
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,297
Goodbye.
498
00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:06,132
I am so sorry about that,
499
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:08,974
but I need to get that dosage
and prescription filled ASAP.
500
00:16:08,976 --> 00:16:10,998
Is this for seizures
or mood stabilization?
501
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,066
The last one.
502
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:13,373
Have you had this dosage before?
503
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,709
Y'all just gonna stand there and watch?
504
00:16:14,711 --> 00:16:16,810
Nah, I never had this dosage,
but my doctor told me
505
00:16:16,812 --> 00:16:18,713
if I find myself, like, ramping up,
506
00:16:18,715 --> 00:16:20,695
that I need to get this dosage.
507
00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:22,518
All right. Give me 30 minutes, okay?
508
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,190
Thank you.
509
00:16:28,374 --> 00:16:30,990
♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks ♪
510
00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,027
♪ My dick sucks... ♪
511
00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:35,061
Yeah, the 808s are harder.
512
00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:37,531
So, let's leave it as is... done.
513
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:40,567
I do think that it's
not the perfect 808s
514
00:16:40,569 --> 00:16:41,835
if I'm being honest.
515
00:16:41,837 --> 00:16:43,237
Can you actually pull up, uh,
516
00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:45,415
that propane beat that
you have on hold for me?
517
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,875
'Cause I think those
808s are even better.
518
00:16:47,877 --> 00:16:49,342
- And if we could incorporate...
- On hold?
519
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:52,079
- Play that for me real quick.
- Okay.
520
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,585
Incorporate those.
521
00:16:57,587 --> 00:16:59,919
I could, but I gave this one
522
00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:01,355
to some other rapper.
523
00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:03,323
So...
524
00:17:03,325 --> 00:17:05,225
Are you joking, or no,
you're being serious?
525
00:17:05,227 --> 00:17:07,762
You gave the beat that you
were holding for me away
526
00:17:07,764 --> 00:17:10,196
to a different rapper? I-I've
been working on that song.
527
00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:12,366
For three months, you've
been working on that beat?
528
00:17:12,368 --> 00:17:14,994
Yeah, it takes me... years
to write a song sometimes.
529
00:17:14,996 --> 00:17:16,669
I've been putting in so
many hours over that beat.
530
00:17:16,671 --> 00:17:18,739
- You just gave it away?
- Okay, so let me ask you a question.
531
00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:21,498
If, let's say, Beyoncé was
like, "Yo, Elz, I need a beat
532
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,410
right now". Her and Jay
want to go put out an album,
533
00:17:23,412 --> 00:17:25,378
and I'm gonna give 'em
beats, and for some reason
534
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:28,115
you have the fucking beat that
I gave you three months ago...
535
00:17:28,117 --> 00:17:29,416
- Yeah.
- ... to use.
536
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:30,751
If you said, "Yeah,
I'm holding it for you".
537
00:17:30,753 --> 00:17:32,118
And they started working
on it, and they're like,
538
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,553
"You know what... ?"
Okay, actually forget it.
539
00:17:33,555 --> 00:17:34,887
- It depends.
- Whatever, whatever.
540
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:36,122
It's your beat... you own me.
541
00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:37,758
You can take any beat of mine you want.
542
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,257
If anybody else, if Kanye
West asks me for a beat
543
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,228
and you have it, it's
yours, take the beat.
544
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,809
Well, don't make me feel bad about it.
545
00:17:43,811 --> 00:17:46,233
Don't feel bad... it's
your fucking beat, enjoy it.
546
00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:48,075
Well, you could've given me
a heads up or I don't know...
547
00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:50,467
- We can talk about it...
- And here's the heads up.
548
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,739
I don't, I mean, I understand.
549
00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:53,107
that there's other rappers, but...
550
00:17:53,109 --> 00:17:55,376
What's up?
551
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,577
What's going on?
552
00:17:56,579 --> 00:17:58,202
We were arguing.
553
00:17:58,204 --> 00:17:59,280
Just a little bit.
554
00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:01,549
- Is it over?
- No.
555
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:04,717
Okay, well, this is 45 bucks
an hour, so argue after.
556
00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:06,042
Fine, let's rehearse.
557
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,487
Okay, so rehearse. Gata.
558
00:18:07,489 --> 00:18:08,989
Gata?
559
00:18:08,991 --> 00:18:10,558
Gata, Gata.
560
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,658
Dave.
561
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,426
He's asleep, okay.
562
00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:16,096
- Wake up, sunshine.
- Up you go.
563
00:18:16,098 --> 00:18:18,165
You all right?
564
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:21,301
Yeah, I'm good, bro, come on.
565
00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:22,893
- This is a good choice right here.
- _
566
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:24,437
The dual-band makes a big difference.
567
00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:25,839
This is the one I got at my crib, so...
568
00:18:25,841 --> 00:18:27,640
Here's your refund, and I
hope you have a good day.
569
00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:30,444
Thank you for coming to Game Force.
570
00:18:30,446 --> 00:18:32,483
Hey, yo, what up, my man,
I want to return this.
571
00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:33,746
It's not working how it's supposed to.
572
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,182
Oh, that's cool, I got you.
573
00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:37,354
Hold up... Gata?
574
00:18:38,821 --> 00:18:40,820
- Bino.
- What?
575
00:18:40,822 --> 00:18:42,423
You used to serve tree for Pacman.
576
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:45,091
- What? That's crazy.
- Yeah, what's up, bro?
577
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:47,160
- What's up, bro?
- Man, chilling, dawg.
578
00:18:47,162 --> 00:18:49,053
- Just trying to get in where I fit in.
- That's what's up.
579
00:18:49,055 --> 00:18:50,718
Dang, I was wondering what
ever happened to you, dawg.
580
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,699
I'm still serving 'em, but
I stopped seeing you around.
581
00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:54,916
Hey, well, you know, I didn't
want to miss moms and sis.
582
00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:56,699
I was tired of being on the road,
you know what I'm saying?
583
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:57,967
So I had to find something to suit me.
584
00:18:57,969 --> 00:18:59,772
You know, I'm in here
with the Force, baby.
585
00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:01,341
Facts, all right.
586
00:19:01,343 --> 00:19:02,433
Okay, cool.
587
00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:03,676
I'm glad to see you good, man.
588
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:04,878
Niggas said you went crazy, man.
589
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,746
But I'm glad to see
that ain't true, bro.
590
00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,782
Well, you know niggas be lying
591
00:19:08,784 --> 00:19:10,016
on me like a Persian rug.
592
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,519
All right, cool.
593
00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,318
Well, shoot, man, I'll
tell Nutti I saw you, dawg.
594
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,687
Oh, you still mess with Nutti?
595
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:16,456
Yeah, whenever one of
his artists need weed.
596
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,658
He in the studio with
YG actually right now.
597
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,971
He in the studio with YG?
598
00:19:19,973 --> 00:19:22,396
- Yeah, right now, knocking out bangers.
- That's what's up, bro.
599
00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:23,630
You mind if I get tapped in?
600
00:19:23,632 --> 00:19:26,168
Lock me in with that number, man.
601
00:19:27,536 --> 00:19:30,137
Y-Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you.
602
00:19:30,139 --> 00:19:31,472
- I got you.
- Man, I appreciate you, bro.
603
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,339
♪ 'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl ♪
604
00:19:33,341 --> 00:19:34,742
♪ 'Ey, girl, what you
tryin' to say, girl? ♪
605
00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:36,476
♪ When you see my dick, you may hurl ♪
606
00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:38,512
♪ But I'm still kinda
hot like May, girl ♪
607
00:19:38,514 --> 00:19:40,013
♪ Whoa, girl, whoa, girl. ♪
608
00:19:40,015 --> 00:19:41,814
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
609
00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:43,841
Dude. Can you just run it back, bro?
610
00:19:43,843 --> 00:19:46,392
Can you just, like,
not be right where I am?
611
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,745
Like, and let me have
space up here to operate?
612
00:19:48,747 --> 00:19:50,492
Dave, just chill, give me a minute, bro.
613
00:19:50,494 --> 00:19:52,559
- You think I can sit down for a second?
- Sit down?
614
00:19:52,561 --> 00:19:54,774
- Yeah, man.
- No, dude, we got to rehearse.
615
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:55,904
What do you mean?
I told you this is, like,
616
00:19:55,906 --> 00:19:57,097
the biggest deal in the world to me.
617
00:19:57,099 --> 00:19:59,500
Like, this is the opposite of
the energy I need right now.
618
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,833
Like, we have to do it.
619
00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:02,403
You knew we had to rehearse
today. What are you doing?
620
00:20:02,405 --> 00:20:03,603
Yeah, I couldn't have
been clearer about how
621
00:20:03,605 --> 00:20:05,572
important this is to me.
Like, are you fucking high?
622
00:20:05,574 --> 00:20:06,715
Have you been taking zans or something?
623
00:20:06,717 --> 00:20:08,742
Like, what is, like, your
deal right now? What, like... ?
624
00:20:08,744 --> 00:20:10,314
Dude, I'm fucking bipolar.
625
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:17,051
You're bipolar?
626
00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:20,357
I have a chemical imbalance
going on inside my brain.
627
00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:24,667
Gata, did a doctor diagnose you?
628
00:20:24,669 --> 00:20:25,892
Medicine and the whole nine.
629
00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:28,561
I take eight to ten pills
every night, bro... like,
630
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:31,100
the other day I felt myself ramping up,
631
00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:33,124
I took too much, and it
probably fucked me up, man.
632
00:20:33,126 --> 00:20:34,662
Look at me, man.
633
00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:40,145
It's much harder to
stay mad at this point.
634
00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:42,576
It makes me feel like a
rat in a hole sometimes.
635
00:20:42,578 --> 00:20:44,945
Like, I got to express this to you, bro.
636
00:20:44,947 --> 00:20:46,280
Hot, cold...
637
00:20:46,282 --> 00:20:47,580
that's me.
638
00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:48,916
I never tell nobody
639
00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:50,083
this type of shit, bro.
640
00:20:50,085 --> 00:20:51,141
Never, ever.
641
00:20:51,143 --> 00:20:52,700
Shit's embarrassing, bro.
642
00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:55,054
Like, I've been like this for a while.
643
00:20:55,056 --> 00:20:58,391
We appreciate you sharing all
this with us, like, seriously.
644
00:20:58,393 --> 00:20:59,893
You can tell us any of this stuff.
645
00:20:59,895 --> 00:21:01,128
I love y'all, man, and
646
00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:02,730
you guys make me feel comfortable.
647
00:21:02,732 --> 00:21:04,999
You guys are weirdos just like me, bro.
648
00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:07,833
This dude rap about
having a small dick all the time.
649
00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:11,571
This dude right here rubs
acne on his back, no problem.
650
00:21:11,573 --> 00:21:14,140
This dude back here
dresses cool as fuck.
651
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,676
He knows all the hip-hop urban lingo
652
00:21:16,678 --> 00:21:19,012
but pronounces all his words properly.
653
00:21:19,014 --> 00:21:21,281
And I'm really bipolar, bruh.
654
00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:22,582
Like, really bipolar.
655
00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:24,226
Sometime I feel crazy.
656
00:21:24,228 --> 00:21:25,618
And sometime I feel lazy.
657
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,755
And I appreciate that, and
I think I speak for all of us
658
00:21:28,757 --> 00:21:30,924
when I say we're in
this thing together, man.
659
00:21:30,926 --> 00:21:32,826
I love you, man, you know, um,
660
00:21:32,828 --> 00:21:34,595
I really appreciate you, like...
661
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:35,862
I love you, too, bro.
662
00:21:35,864 --> 00:21:37,464
You got to know that... you feel me?
663
00:21:37,466 --> 00:21:39,366
I never would come here purposely trying
664
00:21:39,368 --> 00:21:41,004
to fuck your shit up.
665
00:21:45,274 --> 00:21:46,839
Well, Gata, I'm glad you told us.
666
00:21:46,841 --> 00:21:48,308
And...
667
00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:50,310
I think it's pretty cool that
668
00:21:50,312 --> 00:21:53,069
we've got the first hype man
that's clinically depressed.
669
00:21:53,071 --> 00:21:56,034
Oh, my God.
670
00:21:56,036 --> 00:21:57,557
- You crazy.
- Gata, give me a hug.
671
00:21:57,559 --> 00:21:59,244
- I love you, come here.
- I love you, too, bro.
672
00:21:59,246 --> 00:22:00,809
You're a real one, man, on God.
673
00:22:00,811 --> 00:22:02,087
Man, I appreciate you, man.
674
00:22:02,089 --> 00:22:04,453
- I'm glad I met you, bro.
- And I don't even think
675
00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:05,977
we need to rehearse
anymore, to be honest.
676
00:22:05,979 --> 00:22:07,827
I've been overthinking everything.
677
00:22:07,829 --> 00:22:09,365
I think I know what we should do.
678
00:22:16,138 --> 00:22:17,303
Hey.
679
00:22:17,305 --> 00:22:18,705
I'm Lil Dicky.
680
00:22:18,707 --> 00:22:20,139
I have a small penis
681
00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:21,841
and I stress out about things.
682
00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:23,584
This is Gata, he's my hype man.
683
00:22:23,586 --> 00:22:25,075
Gata, tell 'em about yourself, huh?
684
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,522
What up, what up? It's your boy Gata.
685
00:22:26,524 --> 00:22:28,780
Sunglass connoisseur,
pizza lover, I'm bipolar,
686
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,940
and I'll take your girl to the solar.
687
00:22:30,942 --> 00:22:33,417
I didn't think he was gonna
get into mental illness,
688
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:36,285
but, man, this is the type
of honesty and openness
689
00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:37,424
you can expect from this group.
690
00:22:37,426 --> 00:22:40,781
This is my DJ... Elz.
691
00:22:40,783 --> 00:22:43,940
Tonight you're gonna see
one of the best rappers alive
692
00:22:43,942 --> 00:22:46,303
give probably the best
show you've ever seen.
693
00:22:46,305 --> 00:22:48,401
And you're gonna love Meek Mill.
694
00:22:48,403 --> 00:22:51,772
But before that, enjoy us,
695
00:22:51,774 --> 00:22:54,508
because we are on the cusp of greatness.
696
00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:57,847
And to be honest, I don't
even know how we got here.
697
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:04,440
_
698
00:23:04,442 --> 00:23:06,524
He in the studio
with YG actually right now.
699
00:23:06,526 --> 00:23:07,754
He in the studio with YG?
700
00:23:07,756 --> 00:23:09,758
Yeah, right now, knocking out bangers.
701
00:23:10,602 --> 00:23:16,302
_
702
00:23:30,894 --> 00:23:33,117
♪ My dick sucks ♪
703
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:34,974
- ♪ My dick sucks ♪
- Hold up.
704
00:23:34,976 --> 00:23:36,145
Hold the fuck up.
705
00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:38,417
Ain't you the YouTube rapper
with the small dick?
706
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:12,454
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