1 00:00:02,340 --> 00:00:05,560 [faint mid-tempo beat playing over headphones] 2 00:00:07,390 --> 00:00:09,090 ♪ I'm good♪ 3 00:00:09,130 --> 00:00:11,660 ♪ Everybody know my name, got money, got fame♪ 4 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:14,700 ♪ Trying to get paid, I'm good♪ 5 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:15,920 ♪ Mm, mm♪ 6 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,360 ♪ I'm good♪ 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,750 [mumbling]: ♪ ...something good...♪ 8 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:32,720 [pills rattle] 9 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,680 [phone chimes] 10 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:43,080 That's what's up. 11 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,430 [indistinct chatter] 12 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:46,080 MAN: What else is going on? 13 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,300 How's Davionte doing? 14 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:49,390 Oh, you know-- Gata's still Gata. 15 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:51,220 -Mm. -Did I see your wife 16 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,740 at the fundraiser last Saturday? 17 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:54,570 -Um... -What y'all got going on here? 18 00:00:54,610 --> 00:00:57,480 -Hey. -Hey, baby. You remember Mr. Santos? 19 00:00:57,530 --> 00:01:00,230 Aw, man, it's been so long, he probably don't remember me, huh? 20 00:01:00,270 --> 00:01:03,360 -STACE: He's Kev-Kev's uncle. -Oh, my bad. How you doing? 21 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,100 I'm good, I'm good. On that notary grind today. 22 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:08,670 -Happy to help Moms out. -It look like the Feds about to crack it, 23 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:10,410 like you're about to put a wire on my mom or something. 24 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:12,460 -We good, or what? -[laughing] 25 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,810 Nah, nah. We're adding your sister's name to the mortgage. 26 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:16,760 -Nothing serious like that. -Why you doin' that? 27 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,420 This is no big deal-- just in case something happens to me. 28 00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:22,030 This way, all of us, legally, will be good, 29 00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:24,120 -that's all. -But you know I'm older than her, right? 30 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,170 Why you putting her name on it? 31 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:28,520 Well... 32 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,870 when it comes to things like the house, we just want 33 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:33,260 -to make sure that... -You think I'm unstable, crazy or something? 34 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:34,960 No, baby, I didn't say that. 35 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,130 But there's a certain level of-of-of financial stability... 36 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:39,830 You ain't got no job, bro. 37 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:42,700 A job? I don't need a job. I'm trying to get a career. 38 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:44,620 I'm pursuing a career, my actual dream. 39 00:01:44,660 --> 00:01:46,840 Just 'cause you a little office manager, that don't mean shit. 40 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,710 Matter of fact, I ain't gonna be here anyway, man. 41 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:52,100 Now, why do you have to take everything so personally? 42 00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:53,890 Man, I personally don't give a fuck how y'all feel about me. 43 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:55,630 Y'all discussing family business without me. 44 00:01:55,670 --> 00:01:57,630 LD album drops today. I'm-a blow the fuck up, man. 45 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:59,420 -Fuck what y'all talkin' about. -Davionte! 46 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:01,070 -Davionte! -I've been waiting on this moment my whole life. 47 00:02:01,110 --> 00:02:03,030 -Dave. -Davionte! -Don't be calling me 48 00:02:03,070 --> 00:02:06,160 -to help you with the mortgage and all that. -Dave! Dave! 49 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:13,730 ♪ 50 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:22,000 I don't know how much longer I can be up here. 51 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:24,830 I should have been the "I." 52 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:25,880 Chuck, you okay? 53 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,310 No, I'm not okay. This is horrible. 54 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,880 I'm so wind-burnt. 55 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:32,190 The sun is eviscerating me 'cause of the Accutane. 56 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:34,490 We really should have put your name on the billboard. 57 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:36,370 Why? You have me. You don't need my fuckin' name. 58 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:38,240 Chuck, it says Penith, no one knows... 59 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,280 -I know, but you have my phys... -It looks like a new Apple product, 60 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:41,500 like a new release of something. 61 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:43,200 Is anybody paying attention at all? 62 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:46,590 -No. Not even a little bit, really, but... -No. No. 63 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,120 So, like, so generate buzz. 64 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,600 Chuck, you're so high up. 65 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,560 Y'all giving out those Obama phones? 66 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,120 -What? -The free phones. 67 00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:57,260 Oh. No, we're not, but we did... we did vote for him. 68 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:58,560 Okay, thank you. 69 00:02:58,610 --> 00:03:00,520 Did she like it? What'd she say? 70 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,700 -She liked it. She loves the ad. -She loved it. 71 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:03,870 Fuck yeah! 72 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:05,790 -Penith!Out now! -MIKE: Nice! 73 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:07,480 Stream Penith! 74 00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:09,790 It sounds like you're saying, "Scream penis." Don't say that. 75 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:12,270 Hey, Chuck, you got to start doing something, like rap. 76 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:13,580 You got to get everyone's attention. 77 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:15,140 Yeah, rap a little bit, Dave. 78 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:16,970 Uh... 79 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,890 ♪ I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct♪ 80 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:22,800 ♪ I'm unimpressed by these rappers that I see♪ 81 00:03:22,850 --> 00:03:24,670 ♪ In the press, I'm kinda vexed by the trash♪ 82 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,240 ♪ Like I'm cleaning a mess, they as real♪ 83 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,240 ♪ When they rap as a Chia's a pet♪ 84 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:29,770 ♪ Their new stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they don't...♪ 85 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,330 -[phone chimes] -Hey. -What? 86 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:33,860 Ariana Grande just dropped a surprise album. 87 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,430 [Dave continues rapping indistinctly] 88 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:38,560 DAVE: How was it? 89 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:42,080 -Good. -Did you guys just feel a raindrop? 90 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:45,170 -[indistinct radio chatter] -BENNY: Chuck, I can't believe 91 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:47,090 it's actually hailing in L.A. 92 00:03:47,130 --> 00:03:50,960 Looks like you brought on the bubonic plague. 93 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,670 Gata, right? 94 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:02,060 -What's up, bro? -[chuckles]: Hey. 95 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,930 You know, just fuckin' chillin' really at the end of the day. 96 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:06,890 -You got the money, or what, bro? -Oh, yeah, yeah. 97 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:09,240 Uh, I fuckin' love Penith, dude. 98 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,510 Hey, is it true that LD wrote the outro with pink eye? 99 00:04:12,550 --> 00:04:14,940 Bro, you know this is only $250, right? 100 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:16,250 I told you $300. 101 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,380 Oh, really? No, no, no, it's all there, man. 102 00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:19,990 You short, bro. This $250. 103 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:22,040 -Oh, okay, okay. Okay, uh... -I said $300. 104 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,950 [chuckles]: Actually, if you got another, 105 00:04:23,990 --> 00:04:25,690 I mean, I'll give you another $250 106 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:27,610 if I could get one for my girl. 107 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:29,700 [sighs] All right, dawg. 108 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:31,260 You gotta follow me on IG for this shit. 109 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:33,090 Oh, dude, on God, on God I will. 110 00:04:33,130 --> 00:04:35,960 Dude, I mean, maybe, like, follow back, maybe? 111 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:38,140 Ha-ha! Get that... that LD follow. 112 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:40,270 Wait, wait, wait, this says "friends and family." 113 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,970 Is that VIP? 114 00:04:42,010 --> 00:04:43,620 Man, this shit better than VIP, bro. 115 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:45,320 Come on, stop trippin'. You in the section. 116 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,020 You family now, dawg. 117 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,670 Oh-ho! Fuck yeah, dude! 118 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,020 I just got fuckin' GOATed! 119 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:53,940 Hey, man, like, but, like, when I get there, do I just... 120 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:56,420 -Do I just go in... -Man, you're asking way too many questions. 121 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:57,640 I ain't even been there yet, bro. 122 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,160 -Just use your common sense. -Oh. 123 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,470 Gander up, show the wristband. 124 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:01,860 You band up, you're good. 125 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,600 Bet, bet, bet, bet. I'll PIBE, man. 126 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,340 -[Gata scoffs] -Hey, I love this car, though. 127 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:08,650 I had the same one when I was in, uh, high school. 128 00:05:08,690 --> 00:05:12,520 Uh, unexpectedly lit sound system, right? 129 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:14,220 -Especially for the time. -[door closes] 130 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:16,310 Okay, okay, yeah, I'll see you at the album release party! 131 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:19,350 -Fam! Gata, bye. -[engine starts] 132 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,570 [sighs] 133 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:30,540 [sighs] 134 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,540 That's enough. Stop. 135 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:34,890 I waited my whole career to see what Pitchfork would give me. 136 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:36,720 Yeah, it's bad, it... But... 137 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,550 No, I wish it was bad. It's literally nothing. 138 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:39,770 They didn't review it. 139 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:41,380 I'm not even, like, a legitimate artist 140 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:43,070 -to, like, the media. -We have no placement. 141 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,730 -Apple Music, Spotify... -It's not on any... 142 00:05:44,770 --> 00:05:46,120 It's bullshit. I know. That's why we're here 143 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,210 to talk to him about it. 144 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,730 It's, like, I literally 145 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:51,130 have been working my entire life to make a debut album. 146 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:53,130 I feel as though I've made a classic one, 147 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:54,740 and no one even knows about it. 148 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:56,610 LD, youknow. Why you trippin', bro? 149 00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:58,260 Come on, you got to know you're the GOAT 150 00:05:58,310 --> 00:06:00,610 before you actually become the GOAT, dawg. 151 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,700 Well, it doesn't matter if no one fucking is listening. 152 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:04,920 -MIKE: Well, they... No, they will. -Hello, hello, hello. 153 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:06,920 Hey, sorry we're a little bit late. 154 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:08,320 Have we met? I'm Ryan. 155 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,190 I'm with Urban Marketing Division here. 156 00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:12,930 Ryan, uh, where's Tessa? 157 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:14,240 She couldn't make it. 158 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:15,760 But we talked. 159 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,280 -I'm fully caught up to speed. -I don't understand. 160 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:19,280 It's-it's my album release week. 161 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:20,890 And on that note... 162 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,370 [clapping] 163 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:28,080 Do you have any idea how hard it is to get 164 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,950 a number one on your first album? 165 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,430 Number one? What do you mean? 166 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:33,210 Did the Billboard charts come out? 167 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:36,170 Number one comedy album in the country. 168 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:38,350 Fuck you, Anthony Jeselnik! 169 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:40,740 DAVE: Comedy? I don't even... 170 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:43,960 That... What am I on the actual Billboard top 100 chart? 171 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,050 Ninety-one. 172 00:06:46,090 --> 00:06:49,920 Top 100 debut. You did that! 173 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:51,710 -[others clapping] -Ninety-one. 174 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:54,930 Top 100 in the world, LD? You charting like that, bro? 175 00:06:54,970 --> 00:06:57,020 -That's nuts. -Country. 176 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:58,670 Still nuts. Hundo P. 177 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,630 Okay, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. 178 00:07:01,670 --> 00:07:03,630 I don't... I have no idea why people 179 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,980 are, like, celebrating such mediocrity. 180 00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:07,940 RYAN: Okay, it was-it was a little more crowded weekend 181 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:10,640 -than anybody could have imagined, but... -Ninety-one? 182 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,470 we're just getting started, okay? 183 00:07:12,510 --> 00:07:14,030 You know, there's a lot of traction around Delaware. 184 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,730 So I want to understand exactly what's going on there. 185 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:18,210 Delaware. We're pumping out Delaware stats now? 186 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:21,350 -It's huge over there. -I don't care about Delaware. [stammering] 187 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:23,350 MIKE: All I'm hearing is a bunch of nonsense. 188 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:24,780 I'm not seeing anything, Ryan. You've done nothing 189 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:26,660 as far as marketing or promotion at all. 190 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,270 Like, what are you talk... I'm, like, I'm on my billboards 191 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:30,920 getting, like, wind-raped. 192 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,970 -What are you doing? -Don't forget about your album release party tonight. 193 00:07:34,010 --> 00:07:35,930 -Yeah. -Now, that could generate a lot of buzz, 194 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:38,580 and we are gonna be all over that, you can believe me. 195 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,800 A lot of buzz? Ryan, are you a computer or a guy? 196 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,500 I-I... What are you saying? 197 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,500 Do you know what an album release party even is? 198 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:45,890 There's no buzz. There's no journalists 199 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:47,760 -typing about it. -DAVE: It's, like, people, like, 200 00:07:47,810 --> 00:07:49,680 going to a bar and, like, having drinks 201 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,030 while, like, music plays. 202 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:53,550 Well... it might be a good idea for you, Dave, 203 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,820 to invite some of your celebrity friends. 204 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:58,510 -Maybe they could come, they could post about it. -Oh, my God. 205 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,040 -Right? -DAVE: That sounds like a plan. 206 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,910 Yeah, I'll just reach out to my most valued contacts 207 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:04,480 and be like, "Hey, everybody, could you do the biggest favor 208 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,390 "I'll ever ask of you and come see me 209 00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:07,830 at my worst and low point?" 210 00:08:07,870 --> 00:08:10,390 I'm humiliated right now. I'm not being seen. 211 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,920 Fuck that. No album release party. 212 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,620 -We are canceling that... -How you gonna cancel that, bro? 213 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,570 Come on, man, you've been prepping for this album 214 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,450 -for your whole life. Be grateful, be thankful, bro. -Gata... 215 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:19,230 -You got something to celebrate, bro. -Gata, stop! 216 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:21,140 Please? I'm not going to the fucking party. 217 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:23,280 -No way. Stop. Cancel it. -MIKE: Okay, 218 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,060 unlike our friend Gata here, who is a prodigy 219 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:27,190 at finding success in failure, all I'm seeing out of you 220 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,980 is failure that you've labeled as success. 221 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:31,940 RYAN: I can assure you that we are going to do everything 222 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:34,330 in our power to make sure that you guys are happy... 223 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,940 But we're not happy. And on top of that, 224 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:39,080 I hope to God you have some trick up your sleeve 225 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,690 -for our VMA performance, 'cause that's a big deal to us. -DAVE: Yeah. 226 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:44,080 The VMAs are the Super Bowl of Penith. 227 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,040 -Mm. -Maybe it's a visual album, 228 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,130 and that's why this isn't, like, really registering with people, 229 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:50,090 but, like, this is everything, 230 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,440 -this performance. -Guys, listen, 231 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,260 we're very excited about the VMAs, too. 232 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:56,220 But, as you know, the industry is still reacting 233 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,270 to the ripple effects of Ariana. 234 00:08:58,310 --> 00:08:59,970 And we-we just found out 235 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:02,580 that she wants to perform at the VMAs now, too. 236 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:04,540 So, unfortunately, four minutes of the show 237 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:06,450 need to be taken from elsewhere in order to make... 238 00:09:06,490 --> 00:09:09,320 -make room for her set. -MIKE: What does that have to do with us? 239 00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:13,110 They're gonna cut down your act, uh... 240 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:16,290 -Cut my act down? Cut my... By how-by how much time? -Why? 241 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:17,810 -Well... -I've been rehearsing 242 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,590 -for fuckin' weeks. -We don't know the exact number. 243 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,940 We got that on an email chain. 244 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:22,470 We're gonna find that out as soon as we can. 245 00:09:22,510 --> 00:09:24,030 [stammers] Consult the chain and say, 246 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,820 "Hey, how long's his act, 'cause he's got to perform it 247 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:26,950 -at the end of the week." -Yeah, it's just a little late, 248 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:27,950 uh, tonight. 249 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:29,780 [sighs] Okay. 250 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:32,130 I want everybody in this room to know 251 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:34,650 that I feel very alone right now. 252 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,920 Dave... 253 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,050 [exhales] 254 00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:41,830 Gata, let's go. 255 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,580 [scoffs softly] 256 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:54,370 [playing gentle intro] 257 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,640 ♪ I joke a lot, I know♪ 258 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:11,600 ♪ The voice inside of me is 12 years old♪ 259 00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:14,780 ♪ Yeah, I need guidance, I just turned 30♪ 260 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:17,000 ♪ And I'm still freestyling♪ 261 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,660 ♪ So this is how YOLO beats doubt♪ 262 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,480 ♪ And hope breeds vows♪ 263 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:25,440 ♪ I won't be proud till I'm crowned♪ 264 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:27,180 -[grunting, moaning] -♪ You holding me down ♪ 265 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:29,530 ♪ Or are you holding me down?♪ 266 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:33,670 ♪ Will I break out or will I break down?♪ 267 00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:36,150 ♪ I'm calling my shot, aw♪ 268 00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:37,980 ♪ This is my plot, aw♪ 269 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:39,720 ♪ Just let me be not wrong♪ 270 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,720 ♪ Everything is right in front of me♪ 271 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,550 ♪ So I don't see what's right in front of me♪ 272 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:46,730 ♪ I'm only seeing what it's gonna be♪ 273 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,210 [yells] 274 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:53,170 [choir vocalizing angelically] 275 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:55,260 ♪ 276 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:01,780 ♪ 277 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,270 [exclaiming, grunting] 278 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,180 ♪ 279 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,450 ♪ 280 00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:31,770 [music intensifies] 281 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:40,390 ♪ 282 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:42,260 ♪ Bring the sheep to the man♪ 283 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,650 ♪ I do everything I can♪ 284 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,390 -♪ Got a million on the Gram♪ -♪ Hey♪ 285 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,090 ♪ Follow me or you'll be damned♪ 286 00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:49,790 ♪ North-side, East-side, Jesus Christ♪ 287 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,530 ♪ Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch♪ 288 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,710 ♪ Count the days, it's almost here♪ 289 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,710 -♪ Talking cray, but you convinced♪ -♪ Wait♪ 290 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,580 ♪ Heaven-sent, I am nothing like the present men♪ 291 00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:59,540 ♪ Wasn't fuckin' with the president♪ 292 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:01,410 ♪ This world got way too sensitive, it's so evident♪ 293 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,150 ♪ We let the devil in, I'm not a reverend♪ 294 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,760 ♪ I'm irreverent, but still I'm colder♪ 295 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,540 ♪ Than The Revenant, I'll put the effort in♪ 296 00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,370 ♪ To be a better man, let him in♪ 297 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,240 ♪ Hey, I been walking around the town♪ 298 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:11,940 ♪ Talking what I'm 'bout, walking all around♪ 299 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:13,770 ♪ Drawing all the crowds, garnering the clout♪ 300 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,640 ♪ Callin' all 'em out, following devout♪ 301 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,640 ♪ Volleying the doubt, swallowing it down♪ 302 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:19,340 ♪ Hollering it loud, they know not what they do♪ 303 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,120 ♪ They trying to box in the Jew?♪ 304 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:22,950 ♪ PG with the crack, had to come back♪ 305 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,910 ♪ Got a lil' bread, took that, made a lot more bread♪ 306 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,780 ♪ Now the gang getting fed, bring a lunch bag♪ 307 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,650 ♪ All of my plans started popping in advance♪ 308 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,480 ♪ All the seeds turned to plants, full circle♪ 309 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,480 ♪ Like a hubcap, you can hear the chants♪ 310 00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:34,570 ♪ Everybody had a chance, everybody trying to dance♪ 311 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,440 ♪ When I pull up with the jams, everybody going ham young man♪ 312 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,270 ♪ Got a plan, they don't even understand♪ 313 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:39,660 ♪ Stand, stand, stand, stand, stand...♪ 314 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:41,190 -[piano playing] -[voice chanting indistinctly] 315 00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:49,540 ♪ I don't eat fruit♪ 316 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:52,680 ♪ Or vegetables♪ 317 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,850 ♪ I eat the pussy♪ 318 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,510 ♪ And other stuff♪ 319 00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:59,290 -♪ Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!♪ -♪ I don't eat fruit♪ 320 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,080 -♪ No♪ -♪ Or vegetables♪ 321 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,300 -♪ No fruits or vegetables♪ -♪ No, no♪ 322 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,080 ♪ Or vegetables♪ 323 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,210 -♪ No fruits or vegetables♪ -♪ No, no♪ 324 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,520 ♪ Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?♪ 325 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,870 ♪ I would eat your mama's pussy, but I won't eat no fruit♪ 326 00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:14,130 ♪ No fruits or vegetables, no fruits or vegetables♪ 327 00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:17,180 ♪ I am a professional at soaking grown-up genitals♪ 328 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:18,880 ♪ Women look at me and know for sure♪ 329 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,840 ♪ They heterosexual, they book me at the festivals♪ 330 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,840 ♪ The crowd's been going testicles♪ 331 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,840 -[record scratches] -[gasps] 332 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,060 -[music stops] -[gasping] 333 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:31,500 [music resumes with booming percussion] 334 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,890 ♪ That's a joke, that's a joke!♪ 335 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:37,940 -♪ Hello♪ -♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, they getting roast♪ 336 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,380 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, that's a joke♪ 337 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:40,860 ♪ That's a joke, ha, ha♪ 338 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,030 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha♪ 339 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:43,160 ♪ What a joke♪ 340 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:44,900 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha♪ 341 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:48,210 [ethereal music plays] 342 00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:57,180 ♪ 343 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,140 [music distorting] 344 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:05,530 [triumphant melody plays] 345 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,750 [amplified]: Ladies and gentlemen, 346 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:11,320 I'd like to introduce you to a very special friend, 347 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,800 the urologist Dr. Mecklebaum, 348 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:17,330 who will go through my body to show you my disorder. 349 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:20,900 I've had surgery as a baby. 350 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,330 But I am not alone. 351 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:25,900 Everyone you see on stage has hypospadias! 352 00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:27,550 This... 353 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,600 is the Penith! 354 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,470 ♪ No, no, I'll never stop rapping♪ 355 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,470 ♪ Everything I say I want happens♪ 356 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,480 ♪ I'm-a get it, 'cause you know I gotta have it♪ 357 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,480 ♪ I don't need to run it up, I'll quarterback it♪ 358 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,310 ♪ I'm a corner pocket type of muthafucka with the 8-ball♪ 359 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:41,960 ♪ Going in the muthafuckin' hole, dawg♪ 360 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,920 ♪ Like it's game time, got this Lil Dicky♪ 361 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,700 ♪ Getting scrutinized, I'm a big dog, woof!♪ 362 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,400 ♪ Bark at a critic, I got real heart♪ 363 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,320 ♪ Just admit it, I can't be stopped♪ 364 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,140 ♪ Who you kidding, I know you thought I was different♪ 365 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,710 ♪ I know♪ 366 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,620 ♪ I be like, no more overthinking♪ 367 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:56,020 ♪ I can't even hold on, 'cause I'm sinking♪ 368 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,760 ♪ I can't even...♪ 369 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,460 [exhales]: Ah... 370 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,460 -[bell rings, music stops] -Okay, at this point, 371 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,900 you would simulate some sort of surgery 372 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,290 or operation or something. 373 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,940 We should talk about what you need, 374 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,290 from a tool perspective, 375 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:09,730 to, like, actually sell this whole thing. 376 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:10,950 Well, I mean, normally I'd just... 377 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,210 I'd just use a scalpel. 378 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,690 Mm. So kind of unimpressive, visually. 379 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,870 Do you have anything bigger? You got to realize 380 00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:19,910 you're kind of at the juncture of medicine and stagecraft. 381 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:22,390 -Oh. Okay. -So it's, like, do you have a bone saw? 382 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,610 -Or... Different rules apply. -Oh. 383 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:24,870 How long was this? 384 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,010 -MIKE: Still too long. -ELZ: Way too long. 385 00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:29,220 You guys making changes? I gotta know if you're gonna do that. 386 00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,970 -There are gonna be some changes. -DAVE: No, there's not. 387 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:32,490 I will email you all of them. Yes, there will be, Dave. 388 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:33,970 I don't think we're making any changes. 389 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,540 We have to. I'll let you know, Taz. 390 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,490 -I don't think there's... Why? -There will be. Because. 391 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:39,150 What do you mean? 'Cause it's so far over. 392 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,580 It's the best thing ever. I'm not changing it. 393 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,410 That's not gonna matter to them. They're gonna 394 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,020 pull you off stage. I mean, they're gonna kill the show. 395 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:45,980 -Big-time, okay? -Whew! Look, 396 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,980 -I don't think I can cut... -Bro, what if they pull him off stage, 397 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,120 like, crazy, like, by the neck, like, choke him out, and, like, 398 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,380 -the whole thing, like, some security guard shit, dawg. -[Mike laughing] 399 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:55,420 -Just yank him off while he's... -What if they can't? 400 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:57,470 What if they can't? What do you mean, what if they can't? 401 00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:58,860 What if they can't pull me off stage 402 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:01,520 because I'm actually getting a surgery? 403 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,040 You know? 404 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,300 Like, we do it for real. 405 00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:07,610 -Uh... -Like, what's MTV gonna do? 406 00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:09,260 They're not gonna pull a guy off stage 407 00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:10,870 if he's getting his fuckin' dick sliced open, 408 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,880 if he's under the knife, there's no way. They're not... 409 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,270 -It's, like, liabil... it's, like... -MIKE: I mean... 410 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,970 Mal... function. It's, like, you know, they can't. 411 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,710 And I know you're gonna give me 500 reasons 412 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:23,020 -why this is not feasible... -This is the greatest fuckin' idea you've ever had. 413 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,280 -You like it? It is. -This is genius. 414 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,150 -It's a genius idea. -This'll make so many headlines. This'll be huge. 415 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,020 Every publication in the world would cover something like that. 416 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,290 -MIKE: So many people would pick it up. -I'm sorry, 417 00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:31,590 just so we're on the same page. 418 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:33,720 What surgery are we discussing here? 419 00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:35,510 My second pee-hole. Let's clog it up, 420 00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,210 -so I'm no longer pissing on myself every day. -I mean, 421 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,380 -sterility, you want to sterilize... -Sterility? All right. 422 00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:41,430 Sterilize it, add sterile, add sterility. 423 00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:43,210 What do you mean? It's so easy. Isn't it, like, 424 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:46,000 -a noninvasive procedure? -Yeah. I mean, relatively speaking, 425 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,520 it's a simple skin graft. 426 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,960 -We just have to... -Skin graft! 427 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,610 -MIKE: Perfect. -Do I even need to go under? 428 00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:52,530 Theoretically, no, no. You'd... 429 00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:55,310 So I'm conscious. I could rap. I could probably rap. 430 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,050 100%. Doc, you have to do this. 431 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,100 You get some guy over there to, like, 432 00:16:58,140 --> 00:16:59,490 apply anesthesia or whatever. 433 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:02,140 No, no. That's-that's John. John's a dancer. 434 00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:04,230 -Rub cream. It's... -No, he can't. Yeah, but he can't, Dave. 435 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,630 -We got to get real nurses. -Well, I'd like it to be somewhat numb. 436 00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:09,720 -MIKE: Are you non-union? -Man, this is way sicker than an album release party, right? 437 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,460 -Fuck yeah! Hell yeah! -Hell yeah, man! 438 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,290 Man, I always got this saying, man: 439 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:14,590 You can't be a priest with no arms, 440 00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:15,940 but you can get some pussy, though. 441 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,420 Dude, that's true, dude. 442 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,030 Are you-are you not performing with him, though? 443 00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:21,550 Because I've seen you on stage every time I've seen him. 444 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,250 Yeah, but this ain't no festival, bro. 445 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,640 This is big-tier, top shit, man, this some 446 00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:26,250 awards show shit-- they got to be, like, 447 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,910 -artistically symmetrical and shit. -Yeah. 448 00:17:27,950 --> 00:17:30,000 But y'all want to go meet him, though? 449 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,170 -Yeah! -Yeah, dude! 450 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,090 Look, obviously, we got a lot to figure out. 451 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:36,000 You make a list of exactly what you need 452 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,740 -to pull something like this off in time. -Hey, Dave, you think 453 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,490 you could take a picture with my friends real quick, bro? 454 00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:42,620 Who-who... who are these people? 455 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,010 GATA: They're the homeys. 456 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:46,010 Gata, in what world is this the type of thing 457 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,450 you'd bring friends to? 458 00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:49,800 Anybody who does not need to be here, leave. Bye. 459 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:50,970 Sorry. 460 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:53,110 Insurance-- where are we at with that? 461 00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:54,460 Because if they cover this... 462 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,070 -Get me that list. -Okay. 463 00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:58,290 -Give me a couple seconds just to... -Process it. 464 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:01,120 -I understand. Take your time. Make that list. -Thanks. 465 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,160 Look, I think he's gonna do it, 'cause we have the history. 466 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,080 If he doesn't, so many doctors would do it-- it's L.A. 467 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,210 -He's very replaceable. -Exactly. I-I need something 468 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,910 to really fuckin' explode here, because this is my last chance 469 00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:12,910 to prove that I am who I thought I was. 470 00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:15,910 -Yeah. -You have 30 chances to prove this on tour. 471 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,130 -I don't understand. -No, I won't have 30 chances, because my tour's 472 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,920 already being cut down and downsized, 473 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,830 and it went from, like, what I thought was, like, arenas to... 474 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,140 playing, like, local fuckin' 300-cap-room bars 475 00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:27,660 and the Mass Insemination tour doesn't even have mass anymore. 476 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,320 We'll see how the ticket sales go 477 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,360 after we put on the greatest musical performance 478 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,930 in history this week, huh? 479 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:34,840 This is the type of fuckin' innovative leadership 480 00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:36,500 -I've been waiting for, baby! -That's what I'm talking about. 481 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:38,150 What the fuck, Gata? He cancels the party 482 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,150 then he kicks us out of this? I thought you were his boy. 483 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,980 -I want my money back. -Have fun in your shitty fuckin' car. 484 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,720 Whoa. 485 00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:46,770 You just need to choose the material of the graft. 486 00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:48,600 Is it gonna be your skin or a cadaver? 487 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,560 -I don't want to use either. Corpse's dick? -Yes. 488 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,120 -Don't think about it like it's a corpse. I mean... -FAN: Hey, Lil Dicky! 489 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,780 Fuck you, man! I paid $300 490 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,560 -to go to your album release party. -Hey, hey, hey. 491 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,430 That fuckin' hype man Gata gives me this fuckin' shit?! 492 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,130 Wait, Gata... The album release party 493 00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:02,260 -was not even open to the public. What did Gata do? -No... 494 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:03,790 He sold me this fuckin' wristband 495 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,180 to go to your album release party, bro. 496 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:07,570 I don't know why that happened, 497 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,840 but I am sorry that it did, okay? 498 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,580 I will do anything to make it up to you, okay? 499 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,100 -Okay. All right. -I'm so sorry that 500 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,580 -you've been inconvenienced. -Chill. No, chill. 501 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,280 -Okay. I'm sorry. -Tell my ex that, uh, 502 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,930 -she made a big mistake leaving me. -MIKE: No, no, no. 503 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,800 -You're not gonna take a video. -Uh... I got it. 504 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:21,240 -It's okay. It's okay. -I'm rolling. 505 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,760 All right. Hi. 506 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:26,070 You shouldn't have left him for so many reasons. 507 00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:28,200 Uh, he seems to be... 508 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,200 intelligent 509 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,210 and... strong backbone... 510 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,600 That's right. Fuck you, chip-toothed bitch! 511 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,950 LD thinks you're a fuckin' pygmy slut! Boom! 512 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,690 [man laughs] 513 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,220 -That is so good. -[ringtone plays] 514 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:43,260 Sick, dude. Hey, we should... 515 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,650 uh, we should smoke... I feel like 516 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,130 you and I are, like, the same personality. 517 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,870 -I'm just getting a call... -Hey, let me... 518 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,310 Hi, Mrs. Ganter. 519 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,960 No. I've been in rehearsal. 520 00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:53,880 I'm sorry, it's crazy with the VMA thing. 521 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,710 He... 522 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,100 Really? 523 00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:00,020 No, he left a while... 524 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:03,020 Okay. Wow. All right. 525 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,630 I'll talk to him. I'll... Yeah. I hear you. 526 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,590 I will talk to him. Thank you for the heads-up. 527 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,850 You have the worst fans on planet Earth, hands down. 528 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,460 -We have a situation. -What? 529 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,860 Gata's mom just called me 530 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,640 and thinks that he's having a manic episode. 531 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,160 He's ramping up or something, and he just bought a BMW, 532 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:20,300 -and I don't know, it's a whole lot. -How could he buy a BMW? 533 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,820 -I lent him some money earlier. -You lent him some money? 534 00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:24,820 I lent him $8,000. He needed mon... 535 00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:27,260 -he said he needed money. I don't know. -That's so irresponsible. 536 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,130 -He said he needed money to get by. -We just talked about this. 537 00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,610 Yeah, but we're over budget already on this show, dude. 538 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,050 Let me... I have to go talk to him and see, like, 539 00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:35,310 -what the fuck's going on, okay? -That's fine. 540 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,050 -Text me any info. -Dave, they're already getting started, so I got to know-- 541 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,010 are you gonna use a cadaver or your skin? 542 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:41,010 I mean, they said you could use pig-- if you want to use swine, 543 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,840 -you can. -I'm a Jew. I'm not using pigskin. 544 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,320 -Like... -You're not kosher. 545 00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:46,110 Okay. Text me all the things, okay? 546 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:47,850 -Color match, color match. -Okay, but... 547 00:20:47,890 --> 00:20:49,330 -Just text it to me. -I need... 548 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,110 -I need a picture of your penis. -Okay. 549 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,550 ["It's My House" by Diana Ross playing] 550 00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:57,470 ♪ There's a welcome mat♪ 551 00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:58,860 ♪ At the door♪ 552 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,640 [song continues in distance] 553 00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:02,040 ♪ And if you come on in♪ 554 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,260 ♪ You're gonna get much more♪ 555 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,170 ♪ There's my chair♪ 556 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:09,220 ♪ I put it there♪ 557 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:12,260 ♪ Everything you see♪ 558 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,610 ♪ Is with love and care♪ 559 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:16,270 ♪ It's my house♪ 560 00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:18,660 ♪ And I live here♪ 561 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,880 ♪ I wanna tell you, it's my house♪ 562 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,710 ♪ And I live here♪ 563 00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:26,060 ♪ On the table♪ 564 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:28,840 ♪ There sits a rose♪ 565 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:30,720 ♪ Books of feeling♪ 566 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,810 ♪ On the shelf above♪ 567 00:21:33,850 --> 00:21:37,720 ♪ 'Cause it was built for love...♪ 568 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:42,600 ♪ It was built for love...♪ 569 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,510 ♪ It's my house♪ 570 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,950 ♪ And I live here...♪ 571 00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,300 Hey, man. 572 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,740 -You good? -Yo, what you doing here, bro? 573 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:55,610 -Want to sit down and relax for a second... -Sit down and relax, bruh? 574 00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,700 I said, what are you doing here? You speak English? 575 00:21:57,740 --> 00:22:00,010 Yeah. Uh, okay. 576 00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,050 -Gata, your mom... your mom called me. -[music stops] 577 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:05,450 And she told me that she thinks you might be ramping up. 578 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,840 I feel like I've had 45 seconds of a window into your life... 579 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,800 Bro, I can't use my energy in a positive way? 580 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,450 I'm shooting a video with Emma. 581 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,630 Emma? I don't see Emma anywhere. 582 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,370 Bro, she went to go get a battery. 583 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:17,940 Stop acting like a fuckin' dickhead. 584 00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:19,850 I'm not gonna be offended by that, because I feel like 585 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,640 -this isn't you right now. -Who the fuck are you, 586 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,720 a life coach? This is me. 587 00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:23,940 I'm standing right here, bro. 588 00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:25,380 You don't see me? I'm right here. 589 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,950 Okay, I'm just saying, like, when you ramp up, 590 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:28,030 you can get a little mean and irrational, 591 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,250 do things like buy a car, so... 592 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:30,380 Mean and irrational? 593 00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:31,860 That sounds like you every day. 594 00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:33,740 I'm not having a manic episode. 595 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:35,740 You need a polygraph or something? 596 00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:37,390 Get the fuck out of here. 597 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,050 -So you're not ramping up? -No! 598 00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:41,440 Great. Okay, so if there's no fuckin' episode or whatever, 599 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,140 then why don't we talk about how you're scamming my fans. 600 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,920 Selling wristbands to them behind my back. 601 00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:48,750 What do you want me to do? Beg you for more money, bro? 602 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:50,620 Go back to running off on the bank scamming 603 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:53,060 -like I used to, dawg? Come on! -Honestly, I prefer any of that 604 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:54,930 to fucking my fans over using my name. 605 00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:56,190 What do you mean, that's... 606 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,980 that's such a dirtbag move, Gata. 607 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,680 How often do you do stuff like that? 608 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,420 'Cause I would personally never do anything like that to you. 609 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:04,290 No, because you ain't never done nothing for me 610 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:06,640 in the first place-- you ain't did one thing to put me on. 611 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,340 You don't even treat me like an equal. 612 00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:09,900 I haven't done anything for you? 613 00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:11,990 What do you... How about giving you a job? And a salary? 614 00:23:12,030 --> 00:23:13,780 I'm sorry that I treat you like an employee 615 00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:16,300 every now and then, when I fucking employ you, Gata. 616 00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:17,870 I don't think I'm the worst boss in the world, either. 617 00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:19,350 I literally came here to check on you, 618 00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:20,700 even though you just left rehearsal out of nowhere. 619 00:23:20,740 --> 00:23:22,350 I'm not even in the show. 620 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:24,310 You said anybody that didn't need to be there, leave. 621 00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:26,010 -Obviously, that doesn't apply to you. Like... -I do way more 622 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:27,790 than my fuckin' job description, bro. 623 00:23:27,830 --> 00:23:29,660 Am I hype man when I'm driving you around everywhere, 624 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,230 running errands when it should be Mike? 625 00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:32,710 -But you ruined that relationship. -Oh... 626 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,410 Am I a hype man when I'm saving your ass 627 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:36,100 -at the motherfuckin' Breakfast Club? -Oh, my God, 628 00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:38,020 enough of the overdramatic "woe is me" bullshit. 629 00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:40,370 You know, Elz made all the music for this show. 630 00:23:40,410 --> 00:23:42,020 You don't hear him hitting me and being like, 631 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,630 "I'm not on the stage." Do you really forget 632 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,150 that I just lent you eight grand? 633 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,940 And what'd you do, you went out and bought a BMW? 634 00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,850 Do you have any idea how insane it is that you're driving 635 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,860 -a nicer car than me at this point? -How the fuck is that insane? 636 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,470 I can't have nice shit? You gotta be the one? 637 00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:54,160 It's my fuckin' money, Gata! 638 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:55,690 No, you're acting like I'm blowing the money on dumb shit! 639 00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:57,120 I gotta do what I gotta do to put myself on. 640 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,910 I ain't had no motherfuckin' bar mitzvah, bro! 641 00:23:58,950 --> 00:24:01,870 I gotta fake it till I make it, just like everybody else! 642 00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:03,870 You don't have to be like everybody else. 643 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,310 What do you mean? Hasn't my career 644 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:06,790 taught you anything in the regard? 645 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:08,050 -You don't. -Bro, that's the reason 646 00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:09,700 why I got the job in the first place. 647 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,180 Right? 'Cause you thought I was with YG and them. 648 00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:13,440 I buy a car for a video and I'm delusional. 649 00:24:13,490 --> 00:24:15,140 But you buy a billboard, strap yourself to it, 650 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:17,360 for an album that nobody give a fuck about, 651 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,060 and Dave's a genius. 652 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,060 Okay. Cool. I have priorities, Gata-- 653 00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:23,060 something that you could probably use in life, you know? 654 00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:24,500 Your fuckin' mom needs money, 655 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:25,760 and you're going and buying a car. 656 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,240 Well, when am I gonna be a priority, huh? 657 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,980 You prioritize yourself at every moment, Gata. 658 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,900 What are you talking about? Your whole schtick is 659 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:33,070 it's all about the gander and I'm gonna maximize 660 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,860 every single moment to clout-chase my way into fame. 661 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:36,340 You're gonna pull this shit 662 00:24:36,380 --> 00:24:38,080 in the most important week of my life? Really? 663 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,080 Every week is the most important week of your life, man. 664 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,820 And you know what hurts me the most? 665 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:43,650 Why don't I have a song with you yet, bro? 666 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:44,820 How you think that makes me feel? 667 00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:45,950 All my homeys asking me, 668 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,480 "Why you ain't got a song with LD? 669 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,390 You jumpin' on stage with this nigga everywhere." 670 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,920 I don't know. I-I... 671 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,570 Literally, you've never once approached me for a song. 672 00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:54,960 What I gotta do, beg you every day to do a song, bro? 673 00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:56,790 Any other friend would've just did it off the dribble, 674 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,490 -off the strip, bro. -I don't understand. 675 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,100 Just 'cause we're friends, I'm supposed to just inherently 676 00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:01,580 make music with you? Why does that compute? 677 00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:03,100 Do my high school friends get verses? I don't even... 678 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:04,760 Bro, fuck your high school friends. 679 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,190 They're not on stage swagging out with your white ass, bro. 680 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,190 -You're using me. -I'm using you? 681 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,980 -Yes. Yes. -Really, Gata? 682 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,550 You want to know why I don't make music with you, Gata? 683 00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:13,160 -You really want to know? -Why? 684 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,980 I don't like it, I think it's generic, I don't think 685 00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:16,460 you put much effort into it, and I don't make music that way. 686 00:25:16,510 --> 00:25:17,940 Man, you ain't even listened to all my shit. 687 00:25:17,990 --> 00:25:19,290 You only listened to one or two tracks. 688 00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:20,470 And you think that's supposed to make me sad? 689 00:25:20,510 --> 00:25:21,690 I don't give a fuck. 690 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,340 I make music for me, myself and I, 691 00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:24,600 -'cause I don't need nobody's validation... -Dave! 692 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,470 Would you please be quiet? 693 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,520 BOTH: Sorry. 694 00:25:29,390 --> 00:25:31,350 You realize how inconsistent your argument is, though, right? 695 00:25:31,390 --> 00:25:33,650 You don't need validation, yet you need a fuckin' BMW 696 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,000 to look cooler in a rap video? 697 00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:37,010 Bro, I rap because I fuckin' love it. 698 00:25:37,050 --> 00:25:38,660 Look. I'm in the closet every day 699 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,310 making music, pouring my heart out, 700 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,880 while you in a mansion rapping about "writer's block," 701 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,190 ants and... Man! 702 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,670 ♪ 703 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:54,630 Gata, can we just please talk? 704 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,680 And you know what breaks my fuckin' heart? 705 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,330 You can't even be happy 706 00:25:58,370 --> 00:25:59,720 without people telling you they give a fuck about you. 707 00:25:59,770 --> 00:26:01,680 And I'm the crazy one? 708 00:26:02,550 --> 00:26:03,820 [door closes] 709 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,600 Hey, guys. 710 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,860 -Hi. -What's up? 711 00:26:06,910 --> 00:26:07,950 Everything okay? 712 00:26:07,990 --> 00:26:09,730 Yeah, we good. 713 00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:11,610 Yeah, so good. 714 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:13,040 Okay. 715 00:26:13,090 --> 00:26:14,350 Well, I got the batteries, so we can start... 716 00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:16,090 You know what? Actually, can we just, 717 00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:17,570 like, finish what we're doing? We're in the middle 718 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,000 -of something, I just really... -No, actually, 719 00:26:19,050 --> 00:26:20,610 we're in the middle of something, 720 00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:22,750 -and I feel like you're just hijacking it. -Yeah, bruh. 721 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:23,840 I know we're not on your set 722 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,490 with all the catering fancy shit, 723 00:26:25,530 --> 00:26:27,670 but you're on my set right now, nigga, and you got to go. 724 00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:29,060 Get the fuck out of here. 725 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:47,290 Guys, it's the VMAs. We got so much more to come. 726 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:48,470 I know it's not the Oscars, 727 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:50,690 but at least they let me host. 728 00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:52,040 Guys, we got Bobby Shmurda, 729 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,690 and Lil Dicky with a performance 730 00:26:53,730 --> 00:26:55,950 that's coming up next. It's the VMAs. 731 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,130 [inhales] 732 00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:03,400 [exhales] 733 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,920 [phone chimes] 734 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:31,640 [inhales] 735 00:27:31,690 --> 00:27:33,120 [exhales] 736 00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:35,040 [knocking] 737 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,390 You got to get him, like, three minutes 738 00:27:36,430 --> 00:27:37,820 -before you actually need him, -Right. 739 00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:39,000 -'cause he's a sloth. -Yeah, yeah. 740 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,300 -The dude is so lazy. -Okay. 741 00:27:40,350 --> 00:27:41,700 And, um, about the conversation we had. 742 00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:44,790 The touring. Let... let's keep it between us. 743 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,440 -I haven't told him yet. -Oh, my God, 744 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,220 I can't believe you're gonna miss it. 745 00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:50,310 Who doesn't want to go out on tour with their best friends? 746 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,840 Yeah. Well, you know, 747 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:56,010 you kind of got to keep clients and friends... separate. 748 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:57,360 -Yeah, I got it. -To be honest. 749 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:58,710 -Hey, hey. -All right, we'll catch up. 750 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,190 -Hey, kill it. Kill it, Dave. -Good idea. 751 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,890 -Baby boy. -Mm. 752 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,720 You ready to sodomize the world with that brand-new dick? 753 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,370 Is that ass-fuck? 754 00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:08,240 It's the professional way of saying it, yeah. 755 00:28:08,290 --> 00:28:11,380 -Yeah. I'm ready. -Yeah? Okay, good. Let's go. 756 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,380 MAN: I think you're really gonna like this recipe. 757 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:19,560 -Oh? -Yeah. It was my grandmother's. 758 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,740 -Oh, wow. -I didn't really like my grandmother, 759 00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:24,960 -but I really loved her popcorn recipe. -[laughs]: Okay. 760 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,740 -Well, thank you. -Just call me Orville. 761 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,090 Orville? 762 00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:31,220 Uh, Reddenbacher. He's, like, the popcorn guy. 763 00:28:31,270 --> 00:28:33,400 Okay, Orville, I'm sorry again. 764 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,750 -It's just weirder if I don't, and then it'll be over, and... -No. No, it's fine. 765 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,750 I'm totally fine. It's just your ex-flame on TV 766 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,410 being super cool and rapping-- I'm fine with it. 767 00:28:42,450 --> 00:28:44,540 "Ex-flame"? 768 00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:46,850 I don't know why I said that. I meant to say "ex-boyfriend," 769 00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:48,590 -but I think I'm just nervous. -Then you were like, 770 00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:50,630 "I'm gonna do it weird instead." [laughs] 771 00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:56,550 -Yo. -Yo, what's good? 772 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,990 -[long exhale] -MIKE: Okay. 773 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:02,170 -I spoke to the doctor. He's all good. -[quietly]: Okay, yeah. 774 00:29:02,210 --> 00:29:03,780 Hey, and if you want to call an audible, 775 00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:06,650 you know, just "Omaha" that thing like Payton. 776 00:29:06,690 --> 00:29:07,870 We'll be fine. 777 00:29:07,910 --> 00:29:09,390 Yeah. I know. 778 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,700 I, uh... No, I just got to do it, though, so... 779 00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:13,960 [quietly]: Yeah. 780 00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:16,440 Have you guys talked to Gata? 781 00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:18,570 -Like, how is he? -I talked to Gata. 782 00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,400 He's fine. Just... 783 00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:22,230 Worry about you, Dave, okay? 784 00:29:23,010 --> 00:29:24,620 I know that I'm so bad 785 00:29:24,670 --> 00:29:26,800 at showing my appreciation in general, 786 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,500 but, like, probably especially to both of you, 787 00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:30,200 and I just want you to know that... 788 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,460 you guys have made my dreams come true. 789 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,590 I am so thankful for everything that you do for me 790 00:29:34,630 --> 00:29:36,290 and just everything that you guys are 791 00:29:36,330 --> 00:29:38,380 as people. You're fuckin' amazing. 792 00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:40,470 Just keep paying me to be your friend, 793 00:29:40,510 --> 00:29:42,730 -and I'll be there. -Okay. 794 00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:44,860 Love you, man. 795 00:29:44,910 --> 00:29:45,910 Thank you for always being there. 796 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,780 I love you, too. 797 00:29:49,170 --> 00:29:51,690 -All right, be careful, Dave. -I got it. 798 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,960 What? 799 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,270 -Are you teary? You're teary. -[stammers] I'm fine. 800 00:29:58,310 --> 00:30:02,620 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...♪ 801 00:30:04,710 --> 00:30:07,800 ♪ 802 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:12,500 ♪ Didn't I treat you right, now?♪ 803 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:15,240 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 804 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,500 ♪ Didn't I do the best I could?♪ 805 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:20,900 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 806 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:23,640 ♪ Didn't I give you everything?♪ 807 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,820 -♪ Didn't I?♪ -Hey, everybody. 808 00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:27,560 My name is Lil Nas X. 809 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,170 -[applause, cheering] -You know it. Yeah. 810 00:30:30,210 --> 00:30:32,870 And I have the biggest song ever. 811 00:30:32,910 --> 00:30:35,000 Who's ready to have some fun tonight? 812 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,180 [cheering, applause] 813 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:39,870 Anyways, this next performer's name 814 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,610 autocorrects to: 815 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:43,010 LOL Dinky. 816 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:45,180 -Ha! -[laughter] 817 00:30:45,230 --> 00:30:47,450 Give it up for Lil Dicky. 818 00:30:48,230 --> 00:30:50,710 [applause] 819 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,410 ♪ 820 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:58,070 ♪ Didn't I treat you right, now?♪ 821 00:30:58,110 --> 00:30:59,410 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 822 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:02,980 -[applause] -[music intro playing] 823 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:05,250 ♪ 824 00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:11,730 ♪ Ooh...♪ 825 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:14,820 ♪ 826 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:24,400 ♪ They tried to tell me I was going cray♪ 827 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,920 ♪ I been broke but had no breaks♪ 828 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,400 ♪ They hear my dreams, they're like, "No way"♪ 829 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,450 -[shrieking, giggling] -♪ I don't change, even when I'm in my own way♪ 830 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:35,190 -♪ You good, bro♪ -♪ I don't treat my friends right♪ 831 00:31:35,230 --> 00:31:37,930 -♪ Fuck it if I'm wrong if my pen write♪ -♪ You good, bro♪ 832 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,930 ♪ Always looking for a angle till I'm square, though♪ 833 00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,980 ♪ I'm not always right over here, bro♪ 834 00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:44,500 ♪ You good, bro♪ 835 00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:47,290 ♪ We do the worst to become first♪ 836 00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:50,550 ♪ You know the deal, baby, love hurts♪ 837 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,030 ♪ Just keep it real with me, no turf♪ 838 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,250 ♪ All good, homey, what the fuck are friends for♪ 839 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:59,740 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 840 00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:02,520 Hands up! I need everybody in this bitch 841 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,040 to put their motherfucking hands up! 842 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,260 -Right now! -♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 843 00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:07,790 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 844 00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:08,960 ♪ We good♪ 845 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,440 ♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 846 00:32:11,490 --> 00:32:13,970 ♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 847 00:32:14,010 --> 00:32:17,230 -♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ -♪ You really are♪ 848 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,020 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we good♪ 849 00:32:20,060 --> 00:32:21,800 -♪ Now it's time to riff♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 850 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,630 ♪ Looking like a motherfucker♪ 851 00:32:23,670 --> 00:32:25,280 -♪ Can't tell me shit♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 852 00:32:25,330 --> 00:32:26,940 ♪ Looking like I'm 'bout to live my dream♪ 853 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,720 -♪ Fuckin' here♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 854 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,590 ♪ I'm-a pack that motherfuckin' video♪ 855 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,990 ♪ With my motherfuckin' friends, 'cause ♪ 856 00:32:32,030 --> 00:32:33,470 -♪ We good♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 857 00:32:33,510 --> 00:32:35,600 ♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 858 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,950 ♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 859 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:39,470 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 860 00:32:39,510 --> 00:32:41,340 -♪ You really are♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 861 00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:43,520 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we good♪ 862 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,610 -♪ Hey!♪ -♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 863 00:32:46,650 --> 00:32:50,220 -♪ Hey!♪ -♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 864 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,270 ♪ Hey! You really are♪ 865 00:32:52,310 --> 00:32:55,840 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we...♪