1 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:10,575 [faint mid-tempo beat playing over headphones] 2 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:14,101 ♪ I'm good♪ 3 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:16,668 ♪ Everybody know my name, got money, got fame♪ 4 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:19,715 ♪ Trying to get paid, I'm good♪ 5 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:20,933 ♪ Mm, mm♪ 6 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:22,370 ♪ I'm good♪ 7 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,763 [mumbling]: ♪ ...something good...♪ 8 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,733 [pills rattle] 9 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:41,693 [phone chimes] 10 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:48,091 That's what's up. 11 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,440 [indistinct chatter] 12 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,094 MAN: What else is going on? 13 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,313 How's Davionte doing? 14 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:54,402 Oh, you know-- Gata's still Gata. 15 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:56,230 -Mm. -Did I see your wife 16 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:57,753 at the fundraiser last Saturday? 17 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,581 -Um... -What y'all got going on here? 18 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:02,497 -Hey. -Hey, baby. You remember Mr. Santos? 19 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:05,239 Aw, man, it's been so long, he probably don't remember me, huh? 20 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:08,372 -STACE: He's Kev-Kev's uncle. -Oh, my bad. How you doing? 21 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:11,114 I'm good, I'm good. On that notary grind today. 22 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:13,682 -Happy to help Moms out. -It look like the Feds about to crack it, 23 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,423 like you're about to put a wire on my mom or something. 24 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,468 -We good, or what? -[laughing] 25 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,818 Nah, nah. We're adding your sister's name to the mortgage. 26 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:21,777 -Nothing serious like that. -Why you doin' that? 27 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:24,432 This is no big deal-- just in case something happens to me. 28 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:27,043 This way, all of us, legally, will be good, 29 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,132 -that's all. -But you know I'm older than her, right? 30 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,178 Why you putting her name on it? 31 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:33,528 Well... 32 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,878 when it comes to things like the house, we just want 33 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:38,272 -to make sure that... -You think I'm unstable, crazy or something? 34 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:39,969 No, baby, I didn't say that. 35 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:43,146 But there's a certain level of-of-of financial stability... 36 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:44,843 You ain't got no job, bro. 37 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:47,716 A job? I don't need a job. I'm trying to get a career. 38 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,631 I'm pursuing a career, my actual dream. 39 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,850 Just 'cause you a little office manager, that don't mean shit. 40 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:53,722 Matter of fact, I ain't gonna be here anyway, man. 41 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:57,117 Now, why do you have to take everything so personally? 42 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,901 Man, I personally don't give a fuck how y'all feel about me. 43 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,642 Y'all discussing family business without me. 44 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,644 LD album drops today. I'm-a blow the fuck up, man. 45 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:04,428 -Fuck what y'all talkin' about. -Davionte! 46 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:06,082 -Davionte! -I've been waiting on this moment my whole life. 47 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,040 -Dave. -Davionte! -Don't be calling me 48 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:11,174 -to help you with the mortgage and all that. -Dave! Dave! 49 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,747 ♪ 50 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:27,016 I don't know how much longer I can be up here. 51 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:29,845 I should have been the "I." 52 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:30,889 Chuck, you okay? 53 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:32,326 No, I'm not okay. This is horrible. 54 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:33,892 I'm so wind-burnt. 55 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:37,200 The sun is eviscerating me 'cause of the Accutane. 56 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,507 We really should have put your name on the billboard. 57 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,378 Why? You have me. You don't need my fuckin' name. 58 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:43,250 Chuck, it says Penith, no one knows... 59 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,295 -I know, but you have my phys... -It looks like a new Apple product, 60 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:46,514 like a new release of something. 61 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,211 Is anybody paying attention at all? 62 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:51,606 -No. Not even a little bit, really, but... -No. No. 63 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:54,130 So, like, so generate buzz. 64 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,610 Chuck, you're so high up. 65 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:57,568 Y'all giving out those Obama phones? 66 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:59,135 -What? -The free phones. 67 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,269 Oh. No, we're not, but we did... we did vote for him. 68 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:03,574 Okay, thank you. 69 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:05,533 Did she like it? What'd she say? 70 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:07,709 -She liked it. She loves the ad. -She loved it. 71 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:08,884 Fuck yeah! 72 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,799 -Penith!Out now! -MIKE: Nice! 73 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,496 Stream Penith! 74 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,803 It sounds like you're saying, "Scream penis." Don't say that. 75 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:17,284 Hey, Chuck, you got to start doing something, like rap. 76 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,589 You got to get everyone's attention. 77 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,156 Yeah, rap a little bit, Dave. 78 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,984 Uh... 79 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,901 ♪ I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct♪ 80 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:27,816 ♪ I'm unimpressed by these rappers that I see♪ 81 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,687 ♪ In the press, I'm kinda vexed by the trash♪ 82 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,254 ♪ Like I'm cleaning a mess, they as real♪ 83 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:33,256 ♪ When they rap as a Chia's a pet♪ 84 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,779 ♪ Their new stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they don't...♪ 85 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:36,346 -[phone chimes] -Hey. -What? 86 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,870 Ariana Grande just dropped a surprise album. 87 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:41,438 [Dave continues rapping indistinctly] 88 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,571 DAVE: How was it? 89 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:47,096 -Good. -Did you guys just feel a raindrop? 90 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:50,186 -[indistinct radio chatter] -BENNY: Chuck, I can't believe 91 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,101 it's actually hailing in L.A. 92 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:55,974 Looks like you brought on the bubonic plague. 93 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,679 Gata, right? 94 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:07,072 -What's up, bro? -[chuckles]: Hey. 95 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:09,945 You know, just fuckin' chillin' really at the end of the day. 96 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,903 -You got the money, or what, bro? -Oh, yeah, yeah. 97 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:14,254 Uh, I fuckin' love Penith, dude. 98 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:17,518 Hey, is it true that LD wrote the outro with pink eye? 99 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,955 Bro, you know this is only $250, right? 100 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,261 I told you $300. 101 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:23,393 Oh, really? No, no, no, it's all there, man. 102 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,003 You short, bro. This $250. 103 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:27,049 -Oh, okay, okay. Okay, uh... -I said $300. 104 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,964 [chuckles]: Actually, if you got another, 105 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,705 I mean, I'll give you another $250 106 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,620 if I could get one for my girl. 107 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:34,709 [sighs] All right, dawg. 108 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,276 You gotta follow me on IG for this shit. 109 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,103 Oh, dude, on God, on God I will. 110 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:40,976 Dude, I mean, maybe, like, follow back, maybe? 111 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:43,152 Ha-ha! Get that... that LD follow. 112 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,285 Wait, wait, wait, this says "friends and family." 113 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,982 Is that VIP? 114 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,636 Man, this shit better than VIP, bro. 115 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:50,333 Come on, stop trippin'. You in the section. 116 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,030 You family now, dawg. 117 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:53,684 Oh-ho! Fuck yeah, dude! 118 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,034 I just got fuckin' GOATed! 119 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,950 Hey, man, like, but, like, when I get there, do I just... 120 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:01,431 -Do I just go in... -Man, you're asking way too many questions. 121 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:02,650 I ain't even been there yet, bro. 122 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,173 -Just use your common sense. -Oh. 123 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:05,479 Gander up, show the wristband. 124 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:06,871 You band up, you're good. 125 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,612 Bet, bet, bet, bet. I'll PIBE, man. 126 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:10,353 -[Gata scoffs] -Hey, I love this car, though. 127 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:13,661 I had the same one when I was in, uh, high school. 128 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:17,534 Uh, unexpectedly lit sound system, right? 129 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,231 -Especially for the time. -[door closes] 130 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,321 Okay, okay, yeah, I'll see you at the album release party! 131 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:24,367 -Fam! Gata, bye. -[engine starts] 132 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:26,587 [sighs] 133 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,552 [sighs] 134 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,554 That's enough. Stop. 135 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,904 I waited my whole career to see what Pitchfork would give me. 136 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,732 Yeah, it's bad, it... But... 137 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,560 No, I wish it was bad. It's literally nothing. 138 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:44,779 They didn't review it. 139 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:46,389 I'm not even, like, a legitimate artist 140 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,086 -to, like, the media. -We have no placement. 141 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:49,740 -Apple Music, Spotify... -It's not on any... 142 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,133 It's bullshit. I know. That's why we're here 143 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:52,221 to talk to him about it. 144 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:53,744 It's, like, I literally 145 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,138 have been working my entire life to make a debut album. 146 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,140 I feel as though I've made a classic one, 147 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,750 and no one even knows about it. 148 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,622 LD, youknow. Why you trippin', bro? 149 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:03,275 Come on, you got to know you're the GOAT 150 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,626 before you actually become the GOAT, dawg. 151 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,715 Well, it doesn't matter if no one fucking is listening. 152 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,934 -MIKE: Well, they... No, they will. -Hello, hello, hello. 153 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,936 Hey, sorry we're a little bit late. 154 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,329 Have we met? I'm Ryan. 155 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,200 I'm with Urban Marketing Division here. 156 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,942 Ryan, uh, where's Tessa? 157 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:19,248 She couldn't make it. 158 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,771 But we talked. 159 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:22,294 -I'm fully caught up to speed. -I don't understand. 160 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:24,296 It's-it's my album release week. 161 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,907 And on that note... 162 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:27,387 [clapping] 163 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,088 Do you have any idea how hard it is to get 164 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,959 a number one on your first album? 165 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,439 Number one? What do you mean? 166 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,223 Did the Billboard charts come out? 167 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:41,183 Number one comedy album in the country. 168 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:43,359 Fuck you, Anthony Jeselnik! 169 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:45,753 DAVE: Comedy? I don't even... 170 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:48,973 That... What am I on the actual Billboard top 100 chart? 171 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:51,062 Ninety-one. 172 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:54,936 Top 100 debut. You did that! 173 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,720 -[others clapping] -Ninety-one. 174 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:59,941 Top 100 in the world, LD? You charting like that, bro? 175 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,030 -That's nuts. -Country. 176 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,684 Still nuts. Hundo P. 177 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:06,643 Okay, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. 178 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,645 I don't... I have no idea why people 179 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,995 are, like, celebrating such mediocrity. 180 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,954 RYAN: Okay, it was-it was a little more crowded weekend 181 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:15,652 -than anybody could have imagined, but... -Ninety-one? 182 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,480 we're just getting started, okay? 183 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,047 You know, there's a lot of traction around Delaware. 184 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,744 So I want to understand exactly what's going on there. 185 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,225 Delaware. We're pumping out Delaware stats now? 186 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:26,358 -It's huge over there. -I don't care about Delaware. [stammering] 187 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:28,360 MIKE: All I'm hearing is a bunch of nonsense. 188 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:29,797 I'm not seeing anything, Ryan. You've done nothing 189 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,668 as far as marketing or promotion at all. 190 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,278 Like, what are you talk... I'm, like, I'm on my billboards 191 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,933 getting, like, wind-raped. 192 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:38,980 -What are you doing? -Don't forget about your album release party tonight. 193 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:40,938 -Yeah. -Now, that could generate a lot of buzz, 194 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:43,593 and we are gonna be all over that, you can believe me. 195 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,813 A lot of buzz? Ryan, are you a computer or a guy? 196 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:47,510 I-I... What are you saying? 197 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,512 Do you know what an album release party even is? 198 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:50,905 There's no buzz. There's no journalists 199 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,776 -typing about it. -DAVE: It's, like, people, like, 200 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,691 going to a bar and, like, having drinks 201 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,040 while, like, music plays. 202 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,565 Well... it might be a good idea for you, Dave, 203 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,828 to invite some of your celebrity friends. 204 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:03,526 -Maybe they could come, they could post about it. -Oh, my God. 205 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,049 -Right? -DAVE: That sounds like a plan. 206 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:06,921 Yeah, I'll just reach out to my most valued contacts 207 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:09,489 and be like, "Hey, everybody, could you do the biggest favor 208 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,403 "I'll ever ask of you and come see me 209 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,840 at my worst and low point?" 210 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,407 I'm humiliated right now. I'm not being seen. 211 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:16,931 Fuck that. No album release party. 212 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,628 -We are canceling that... -How you gonna cancel that, bro? 213 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,587 Come on, man, you've been prepping for this album 214 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,458 -for your whole life. Be grateful, be thankful, bro. -Gata... 215 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,242 -You got something to celebrate, bro. -Gata, stop! 216 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:26,157 Please? I'm not going to the fucking party. 217 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:28,290 -No way. Stop. Cancel it. -MIKE: Okay, 218 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,074 unlike our friend Gata here, who is a prodigy 219 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,207 at finding success in failure, all I'm seeing out of you 220 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,991 is failure that you've labeled as success. 221 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:36,951 RYAN: I can assure you that we are going to do everything 222 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,344 in our power to make sure that you guys are happy... 223 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:41,956 But we're not happy. And on top of that, 224 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,088 I hope to God you have some trick up your sleeve 225 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,700 -for our VMA performance, 'cause that's a big deal to us. -DAVE: Yeah. 226 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:49,093 The VMAs are the Super Bowl of Penith. 227 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,052 -Mm. -Maybe it's a visual album, 228 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,141 and that's why this isn't, like, really registering with people, 229 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:55,099 but, like, this is everything, 230 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,448 -this performance. -Guys, listen, 231 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:59,277 we're very excited about the VMAs, too. 232 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,236 But, as you know, the industry is still reacting 233 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:03,281 to the ripple effects of Ariana. 234 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,979 And we-we just found out 235 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:07,590 that she wants to perform at the VMAs now, too. 236 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,549 So, unfortunately, four minutes of the show 237 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,463 need to be taken from elsewhere in order to make... 238 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:14,336 -make room for her set. -MIKE: What does that have to do with us? 239 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,122 They're gonna cut down your act, uh... 240 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:21,299 -Cut my act down? Cut my... By how-by how much time? -Why? 241 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:22,823 -Well... -I've been rehearsing 242 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,607 -for fuckin' weeks. -We don't know the exact number. 243 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:25,956 We got that on an email chain. 244 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,479 We're gonna find that out as soon as we can. 245 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,046 [stammers] Consult the chain and say, 246 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,831 "Hey, how long's his act, 'cause he's got to perform it 247 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:31,962 -at the end of the week." -Yeah, it's just a little late, 248 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:32,963 uh, tonight. 249 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,791 [sighs] Okay. 250 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:37,141 I want everybody in this room to know 251 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:39,666 that I feel very alone right now. 252 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,930 Dave... 253 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:45,062 [exhales] 254 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,847 Gata, let's go. 255 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,588 [scoffs softly] 256 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:59,381 [playing gentle intro] 257 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:12,655 ♪ I joke a lot, I know♪ 258 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:16,616 ♪ The voice inside of me is 12 years old♪ 259 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,793 ♪ Yeah, I need guidance, I just turned 30♪ 260 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,012 ♪ And I'm still freestyling♪ 261 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:25,668 ♪ So this is how YOLO beats doubt♪ 262 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,496 ♪ And hope breeds vows♪ 263 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:30,455 ♪ I won't be proud till I'm crowned♪ 264 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,196 -[grunting, moaning] -♪ You holding me down ♪ 265 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,546 ♪ Or are you holding me down?♪ 266 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:38,681 ♪ Will I break out or will I break down?♪ 267 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,162 ♪ I'm calling my shot, aw♪ 268 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,990 ♪ This is my plot, aw♪ 269 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,731 ♪ Just let me be not wrong♪ 270 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,733 ♪ Everything is right in front of me♪ 271 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,560 ♪ So I don't see what's right in front of me♪ 272 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:51,738 ♪ I'm only seeing what it's gonna be♪ 273 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,218 [yells] 274 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:58,179 [choir vocalizing angelically] 275 00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,268 ♪ 276 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,796 ♪ 277 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,279 [exclaiming, grunting] 278 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,196 ♪ 279 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,466 ♪ 280 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,783 [music intensifies] 281 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,400 ♪ 282 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,271 ♪ Bring the sheep to the man♪ 283 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,665 ♪ I do everything I can♪ 284 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,406 -♪ Got a million on the Gram♪ -♪ Hey♪ 285 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,103 ♪ Follow me or you'll be damned♪ 286 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,801 ♪ North-side, East-side, Jesus Christ♪ 287 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,541 ♪ Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch♪ 288 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,718 ♪ Count the days, it's almost here♪ 289 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,720 -♪ Talking cray, but you convinced♪ -♪ Wait♪ 290 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,591 ♪ Heaven-sent, I am nothing like the present men♪ 291 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,549 ♪ Wasn't fuckin' with the president♪ 292 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,421 ♪ This world got way too sensitive, it's so evident♪ 293 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,162 ♪ We let the devil in, I'm not a reverend♪ 294 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,772 ♪ I'm irreverent, but still I'm colder♪ 295 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,556 ♪ Than The Revenant, I'll put the effort in♪ 296 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,384 ♪ To be a better man, let him in♪ 297 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,256 ♪ Hey, I been walking around the town♪ 298 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,953 ♪ Talking what I'm 'bout, walking all around♪ 299 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,781 ♪ Drawing all the crowds, garnering the clout♪ 300 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,652 ♪ Callin' all 'em out, following devout♪ 301 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,654 ♪ Volleying the doubt, swallowing it down♪ 302 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,352 ♪ Hollering it loud, they know not what they do♪ 303 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,136 ♪ They trying to box in the Jew?♪ 304 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,964 ♪ PG with the crack, had to come back♪ 305 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,923 ♪ Got a lil' bread, took that, made a lot more bread♪ 306 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,794 ♪ Now the gang getting fed, bring a lunch bag♪ 307 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,665 ♪ All of my plans started popping in advance♪ 308 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,493 ♪ All the seeds turned to plants, full circle♪ 309 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,495 ♪ Like a hubcap, you can hear the chants♪ 310 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,584 ♪ Everybody had a chance, everybody trying to dance♪ 311 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,456 ♪ When I pull up with the jams, everybody going ham young man♪ 312 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,284 ♪ Got a plan, they don't even understand♪ 313 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,676 ♪ Stand, stand, stand, stand, stand...♪ 314 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,200 -[piano playing] -[voice chanting indistinctly] 315 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:54,556 ♪ I don't eat fruit♪ 316 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,689 ♪ Or vegetables♪ 317 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,866 ♪ I eat the pussy♪ 318 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,520 ♪ And other stuff♪ 319 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,305 -♪ Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!♪ -♪ I don't eat fruit♪ 320 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,089 -♪ No♪ -♪ Or vegetables♪ 321 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,308 -♪ No fruits or vegetables♪ -♪ No, no♪ 322 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,092 ♪ Or vegetables♪ 323 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,225 -♪ No fruits or vegetables♪ -♪ No, no♪ 324 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,531 ♪ Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?♪ 325 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,882 ♪ I would eat your mama's pussy, but I won't eat no fruit♪ 326 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:19,146 ♪ No fruits or vegetables, no fruits or vegetables♪ 327 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:22,192 ♪ I am a professional at soaking grown-up genitals♪ 328 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,890 ♪ Women look at me and know for sure♪ 329 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,849 ♪ They heterosexual, they book me at the festivals♪ 330 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,851 ♪ The crowd's been going testicles♪ 331 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,853 -[record scratches] -[gasps] 332 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,073 -[music stops] -[gasping] 333 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,511 [music resumes with booming percussion] 334 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,905 ♪ That's a joke, that's a joke!♪ 335 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:42,952 -♪ Hello♪ -♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, they getting roast♪ 336 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,388 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, that's a joke♪ 337 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:45,868 ♪ That's a joke, ha, ha♪ 338 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,043 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha♪ 339 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,175 ♪ What a joke♪ 340 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,916 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha♪ 341 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:53,223 [ethereal music plays] 342 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,189 ♪ 343 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,151 [music distorting] 344 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,545 [triumphant melody plays] 345 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,764 [amplified]: Ladies and gentlemen, 346 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:16,333 I'd like to introduce you to a very special friend, 347 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,814 the urologist Dr. Mecklebaum, 348 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,339 who will go through my body to show you my disorder. 349 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:25,908 I've had surgery as a baby. 350 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,344 But I am not alone. 351 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,913 Everyone you see on stage has hypospadias! 352 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,567 This... 353 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,612 is the Penith! 354 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,485 ♪ No, no, I'll never stop rapping♪ 355 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,487 ♪ Everything I say I want happens♪ 356 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,489 ♪ I'm-a get it, 'cause you know I gotta have it♪ 357 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,491 ♪ I don't need to run it up, I'll quarterback it♪ 358 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,319 ♪ I'm a corner pocket type of muthafucka with the 8-ball♪ 359 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:46,973 ♪ Going in the muthafuckin' hole, dawg♪ 360 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,931 ♪ Like it's game time, got this Lil Dicky♪ 361 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,715 ♪ Getting scrutinized, I'm a big dog, woof!♪ 362 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,413 ♪ Bark at a critic, I got real heart♪ 363 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,328 ♪ Just admit it, I can't be stopped♪ 364 00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,156 ♪ Who you kidding, I know you thought I was different♪ 365 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:57,722 ♪ I know♪ 366 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,637 ♪ I be like, no more overthinking♪ 367 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,030 ♪ I can't even hold on, 'cause I'm sinking♪ 368 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,771 ♪ I can't even...♪ 369 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,468 [exhales]: Ah... 370 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,470 -[bell rings, music stops] -Okay, at this point, 371 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,908 you would simulate some sort of surgery 372 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,300 or operation or something. 373 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,954 We should talk about what you need, 374 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,303 from a tool perspective, 375 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:14,739 to, like, actually sell this whole thing. 376 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:15,958 Well, I mean, normally I'd just... 377 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,220 I'd just use a scalpel. 378 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,702 Mm. So kind of unimpressive, visually. 379 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,878 Do you have anything bigger? You got to realize 380 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,924 you're kind of at the juncture of medicine and stagecraft. 381 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,404 -Oh. Okay. -So it's, like, do you have a bone saw? 382 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,623 -Or... Different rules apply. -Oh. 383 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:29,885 How long was this? 384 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,018 -MIKE: Still too long. -ELZ: Way too long. 385 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,237 You guys making changes? I gotta know if you're gonna do that. 386 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,978 -There are gonna be some changes. -DAVE: No, there's not. 387 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,501 I will email you all of them. Yes, there will be, Dave. 388 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,981 I don't think we're making any changes. 389 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,548 We have to. I'll let you know, Taz. 390 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,506 -I don't think there's... Why? -There will be. Because. 391 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,160 What do you mean? 'Cause it's so far over. 392 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,596 It's the best thing ever. I'm not changing it. 393 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,424 That's not gonna matter to them. They're gonna 394 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,035 pull you off stage. I mean, they're gonna kill the show. 395 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,993 -Big-time, okay? -Whew! Look, 396 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,995 -I don't think I can cut... -Bro, what if they pull him off stage, 397 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,128 like, crazy, like, by the neck, like, choke him out, and, like, 398 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,391 -the whole thing, like, some security guard shit, dawg. -[Mike laughing] 399 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,437 -Just yank him off while he's... -What if they can't? 400 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,483 What if they can't? What do you mean, what if they can't? 401 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:03,875 What if they can't pull me off stage 402 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,530 because I'm actually getting a surgery? 403 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,054 You know? 404 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,317 Like, we do it for real. 405 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,623 -Uh... -Like, what's MTV gonna do? 406 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,277 They're not gonna pull a guy off stage 407 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:15,887 if he's getting his fuckin' dick sliced open, 408 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,889 if he's under the knife, there's no way. They're not... 409 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,283 -It's, like, liabil... it's, like... -MIKE: I mean... 410 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,981 Mal... function. It's, like, you know, they can't. 411 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,722 And I know you're gonna give me 500 reasons 412 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:28,030 -why this is not feasible... -This is the greatest fuckin' idea you've ever had. 413 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,293 -You like it? It is. -This is genius. 414 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,165 -It's a genius idea. -This'll make so many headlines. This'll be huge. 415 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,036 Every publication in the world would cover something like that. 416 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,298 -MIKE: So many people would pick it up. -I'm sorry, 417 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,604 just so we're on the same page. 418 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,736 What surgery are we discussing here? 419 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,521 My second pee-hole. Let's clog it up, 420 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,218 -so I'm no longer pissing on myself every day. -I mean, 421 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,394 -sterility, you want to sterilize... -Sterility? All right. 422 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,440 Sterilize it, add sterile, add sterility. 423 00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,224 What do you mean? It's so easy. Isn't it, like, 424 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:51,010 -a noninvasive procedure? -Yeah. I mean, relatively speaking, 425 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,533 it's a simple skin graft. 426 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:53,969 -We just have to... -Skin graft! 427 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,623 -MIKE: Perfect. -Do I even need to go under? 428 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,538 Theoretically, no, no. You'd... 429 00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,323 So I'm conscious. I could rap. I could probably rap. 430 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,064 100%. Doc, you have to do this. 431 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,109 You get some guy over there to, like, 432 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,501 apply anesthesia or whatever. 433 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,156 No, no. That's-that's John. John's a dancer. 434 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,245 -Rub cream. It's... -No, he can't. Yeah, but he can't, Dave. 435 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,639 -We got to get real nurses. -Well, I'd like it to be somewhat numb. 436 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:14,729 -MIKE: Are you non-union? -Man, this is way sicker than an album release party, right? 437 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,470 -Fuck yeah! Hell yeah! -Hell yeah, man! 438 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,298 Man, I always got this saying, man: 439 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:19,603 You can't be a priest with no arms, 440 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:20,952 but you can get some pussy, though. 441 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,432 Dude, that's true, dude. 442 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,043 Are you-are you not performing with him, though? 443 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,567 Because I've seen you on stage every time I've seen him. 444 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,264 Yeah, but this ain't no festival, bro. 445 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,657 This is big-tier, top shit, man, this some 446 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,267 awards show shit-- they got to be, like, 447 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,921 -artistically symmetrical and shit. -Yeah. 448 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,010 But y'all want to go meet him, though? 449 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,186 -Yeah! -Yeah, dude! 450 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,101 Look, obviously, we got a lot to figure out. 451 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,016 You make a list of exactly what you need 452 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,757 -to pull something like this off in time. -Hey, Dave, you think 453 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,499 you could take a picture with my friends real quick, bro? 454 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,631 Who-who... who are these people? 455 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,024 GATA: They're the homeys. 456 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,026 Gata, in what world is this the type of thing 457 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,462 you'd bring friends to? 458 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,812 Anybody who does not need to be here, leave. Bye. 459 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:55,987 Sorry. 460 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,120 Insurance-- where are we at with that? 461 00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,469 Because if they cover this... 462 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,080 -Get me that list. -Okay. 463 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,299 -Give me a couple seconds just to... -Process it. 464 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,128 -I understand. Take your time. Make that list. -Thanks. 465 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,174 Look, I think he's gonna do it, 'cause we have the history. 466 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:11,090 If he doesn't, so many doctors would do it-- it's L.A. 467 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,222 -He's very replaceable. -Exactly. I-I need something 468 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,920 to really fuckin' explode here, because this is my last chance 469 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,922 to prove that I am who I thought I was. 470 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,925 -Yeah. -You have 30 chances to prove this on tour. 471 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,145 -I don't understand. -No, I won't have 30 chances, because my tour's 472 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,929 already being cut down and downsized, 473 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,844 and it went from, like, what I thought was, like, arenas to... 474 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,151 playing, like, local fuckin' 300-cap-room bars 475 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,676 and the Mass Insemination tour doesn't even have mass anymore. 476 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,330 We'll see how the ticket sales go 477 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,376 after we put on the greatest musical performance 478 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,942 in history this week, huh? 479 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,857 This is the type of fuckin' innovative leadership 480 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,511 -I've been waiting for, baby! -That's what I'm talking about. 481 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,165 What the fuck, Gata? He cancels the party 482 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,167 then he kicks us out of this? I thought you were his boy. 483 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,995 -I want my money back. -Have fun in your shitty fuckin' car. 484 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,736 Whoa. 485 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,782 You just need to choose the material of the graft. 486 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,610 Is it gonna be your skin or a cadaver? 487 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,569 -I don't want to use either. Corpse's dick? -Yes. 488 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,136 -Don't think about it like it's a corpse. I mean... -FAN: Hey, Lil Dicky! 489 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,789 Fuck you, man! I paid $300 490 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,574 -to go to your album release party. -Hey, hey, hey. 491 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:03,446 That fuckin' hype man Gata gives me this fuckin' shit?! 492 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,144 Wait, Gata... The album release party 493 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,276 -was not even open to the public. What did Gata do? -No... 494 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,799 He sold me this fuckin' wristband 495 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,193 to go to your album release party, bro. 496 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,586 I don't know why that happened, 497 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,849 but I am sorry that it did, okay? 498 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,590 I will do anything to make it up to you, okay? 499 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,113 -Okay. All right. -I'm so sorry that 500 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,593 -you've been inconvenienced. -Chill. No, chill. 501 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,290 -Okay. I'm sorry. -Tell my ex that, uh, 502 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,944 -she made a big mistake leaving me. -MIKE: No, no, no. 503 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,815 -You're not gonna take a video. -Uh... I got it. 504 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,252 -It's okay. It's okay. -I'm rolling. 505 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,775 All right. Hi. 506 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:31,082 You shouldn't have left him for so many reasons. 507 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,215 Uh, he seems to be... 508 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,217 intelligent 509 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,219 and... strong backbone... 510 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,613 That's right. Fuck you, chip-toothed bitch! 511 00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:42,964 LD thinks you're a fuckin' pygmy slut! Boom! 512 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,705 [man laughs] 513 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,228 -That is so good. -[ringtone plays] 514 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,274 Sick, dude. Hey, we should... 515 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,666 uh, we should smoke... I feel like 516 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,146 you and I are, like, the same personality. 517 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,887 -I'm just getting a call... -Hey, let me... 518 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,323 Hi, Mrs. Ganter. 519 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,977 No. I've been in rehearsal. 520 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,893 I'm sorry, it's crazy with the VMA thing. 521 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,722 He... 522 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,114 Really? 523 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,029 No, he left a while... 524 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,032 Okay. Wow. All right. 525 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,644 I'll talk to him. I'll... Yeah. I hear you. 526 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,602 I will talk to him. Thank you for the heads-up. 527 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,865 You have the worst fans on planet Earth, hands down. 528 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,476 -We have a situation. -What? 529 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,868 Gata's mom just called me 530 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,653 and thinks that he's having a manic episode. 531 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,177 He's ramping up or something, and he just bought a BMW, 532 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,311 -and I don't know, it's a whole lot. -How could he buy a BMW? 533 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,835 -I lent him some money earlier. -You lent him some money? 534 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,837 I lent him $8,000. He needed mon... 535 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,274 -he said he needed money. I don't know. -That's so irresponsible. 536 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,145 -He said he needed money to get by. -We just talked about this. 537 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,626 Yeah, but we're over budget already on this show, dude. 538 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,062 Let me... I have to go talk to him and see, like, 539 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,326 -what the fuck's going on, okay? -That's fine. 540 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,066 -Text me any info. -Dave, they're already getting started, so I got to know-- 541 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,025 are you gonna use a cadaver or your skin? 542 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,027 I mean, they said you could use pig-- if you want to use swine, 543 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,855 -you can. -I'm a Jew. I'm not using pigskin. 544 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,335 -Like... -You're not kosher. 545 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,119 Okay. Text me all the things, okay? 546 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,860 -Color match, color match. -Okay, but... 547 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,340 -Just text it to me. -I need... 548 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,124 -I need a picture of your penis. -Okay. 549 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,561 ["It's My House" by Diana Ross playing] 550 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,478 ♪ There's a welcome mat♪ 551 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:03,871 ♪ At the door♪ 552 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,655 [song continues in distance] 553 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,048 ♪ And if you come on in♪ 554 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:10,269 ♪ You're gonna get much more♪ 555 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,183 ♪ There's my chair♪ 556 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,229 ♪ I put it there♪ 557 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,276 ♪ Everything you see♪ 558 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,626 ♪ Is with love and care♪ 559 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,280 ♪ It's my house♪ 560 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,673 ♪ And I live here♪ 561 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,893 ♪ I wanna tell you, it's my house♪ 562 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:28,722 ♪ And I live here♪ 563 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,072 ♪ On the table♪ 564 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,857 ♪ There sits a rose♪ 565 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:35,729 ♪ Books of feeling♪ 566 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:38,819 ♪ On the shelf above♪ 567 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:42,736 ♪ 'Cause it was built for love...♪ 568 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:47,610 ♪ It was built for love...♪ 569 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:50,526 ♪ It's my house♪ 570 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,963 ♪ And I live here...♪ 571 00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:55,314 Hey, man. 572 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,751 -You good? -Yo, what you doing here, bro? 573 00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,623 -Want to sit down and relax for a second... -Sit down and relax, bruh? 574 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,712 I said, what are you doing here? You speak English? 575 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,019 Yeah. Uh, okay. 576 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:07,064 -Gata, your mom... your mom called me. -[music stops] 577 00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:10,459 And she told me that she thinks you might be ramping up. 578 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,853 I feel like I've had 45 seconds of a window into your life... 579 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,811 Bro, I can't use my energy in a positive way? 580 00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,465 I'm shooting a video with Emma. 581 00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:19,642 Emma? I don't see Emma anywhere. 582 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,383 Bro, she went to go get a battery. 583 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,950 Stop acting like a fuckin' dickhead. 584 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:24,865 I'm not gonna be offended by that, because I feel like 585 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:26,649 -this isn't you right now. -Who the fuck are you, 586 00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:27,737 a life coach? This is me. 587 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:28,956 I'm standing right here, bro. 588 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,392 You don't see me? I'm right here. 589 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:31,959 Okay, I'm just saying, like, when you ramp up, 590 00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:33,047 you can get a little mean and irrational, 591 00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:34,265 do things like buy a car, so... 592 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:35,397 Mean and irrational? 593 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:36,877 That sounds like you every day. 594 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,748 I'm not having a manic episode. 595 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,750 You need a polygraph or something? 596 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,404 Get the fuck out of here. 597 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,058 -So you're not ramping up? -No! 598 00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:46,452 Great. Okay, so if there's no fuckin' episode or whatever, 599 00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:49,150 then why don't we talk about how you're scamming my fans. 600 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,934 Selling wristbands to them behind my back. 601 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:53,763 What do you want me to do? Beg you for more money, bro? 602 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,635 Go back to running off on the bank scamming 603 00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:58,072 -like I used to, dawg? Come on! -Honestly, I prefer any of that 604 00:22:58,115 --> 00:22:59,943 to fucking my fans over using my name. 605 00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,205 What do you mean, that's... 606 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,991 that's such a dirtbag move, Gata. 607 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,688 How often do you do stuff like that? 608 00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:07,429 'Cause I would personally never do anything like that to you. 609 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,300 No, because you ain't never done nothing for me 610 00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,651 in the first place-- you ain't did one thing to put me on. 611 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,348 You don't even treat me like an equal. 612 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,915 I haven't done anything for you? 613 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:17,004 What do you... How about giving you a job? And a salary? 614 00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,788 I'm sorry that I treat you like an employee 615 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:21,312 every now and then, when I fucking employ you, Gata. 616 00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:22,879 I don't think I'm the worst boss in the world, either. 617 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,359 I literally came here to check on you, 618 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,708 even though you just left rehearsal out of nowhere. 619 00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,362 I'm not even in the show. 620 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,320 You said anybody that didn't need to be there, leave. 621 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:31,018 -Obviously, that doesn't apply to you. Like... -I do way more 622 00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:32,802 than my fuckin' job description, bro. 623 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,674 Am I hype man when I'm driving you around everywhere, 624 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,240 running errands when it should be Mike? 625 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:37,720 -But you ruined that relationship. -Oh... 626 00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,418 Am I a hype man when I'm saving your ass 627 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,115 -at the motherfuckin' Breakfast Club? -Oh, my God, 628 00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:43,030 enough of the overdramatic "woe is me" bullshit. 629 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:45,380 You know, Elz made all the music for this show. 630 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,034 You don't hear him hitting me and being like, 631 00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:48,644 "I'm not on the stage." Do you really forget 632 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,167 that I just lent you eight grand? 633 00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:51,952 And what'd you do, you went out and bought a BMW? 634 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,867 Do you have any idea how insane it is that you're driving 635 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:55,869 -a nicer car than me at this point? -How the fuck is that insane? 636 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,479 I can't have nice shit? You gotta be the one? 637 00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,176 It's my fuckin' money, Gata! 638 00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:00,700 No, you're acting like I'm blowing the money on dumb shit! 639 00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,136 I gotta do what I gotta do to put myself on. 640 00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:03,920 I ain't had no motherfuckin' bar mitzvah, bro! 641 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:06,880 I gotta fake it till I make it, just like everybody else! 642 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,882 You don't have to be like everybody else. 643 00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,318 What do you mean? Hasn't my career 644 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,798 taught you anything in the regard? 645 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,060 -You don't. -Bro, that's the reason 646 00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,714 why I got the job in the first place. 647 00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,193 Right? 'Cause you thought I was with YG and them. 648 00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,457 I buy a car for a video and I'm delusional. 649 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,154 But you buy a billboard, strap yourself to it, 650 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:22,373 for an album that nobody give a fuck about, 651 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:24,071 and Dave's a genius. 652 00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:26,073 Okay. Cool. I have priorities, Gata-- 653 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,075 something that you could probably use in life, you know? 654 00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:29,511 Your fuckin' mom needs money, 655 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,773 and you're going and buying a car. 656 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,253 Well, when am I gonna be a priority, huh? 657 00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,994 You prioritize yourself at every moment, Gata. 658 00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:35,909 What are you talking about? Your whole schtick is 659 00:24:35,952 --> 00:24:38,085 it's all about the gander and I'm gonna maximize 660 00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:39,869 every single moment to clout-chase my way into fame. 661 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,349 You're gonna pull this shit 662 00:24:41,392 --> 00:24:43,090 in the most important week of my life? Really? 663 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:45,092 Every week is the most important week of your life, man. 664 00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,833 And you know what hurts me the most? 665 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:48,661 Why don't I have a song with you yet, bro? 666 00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:49,836 How you think that makes me feel? 667 00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:50,967 All my homeys asking me, 668 00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,491 "Why you ain't got a song with LD? 669 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,405 You jumpin' on stage with this nigga everywhere." 670 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:55,929 I don't know. I-I... 671 00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:57,583 Literally, you've never once approached me for a song. 672 00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,976 What I gotta do, beg you every day to do a song, bro? 673 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,804 Any other friend would've just did it off the dribble, 674 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,502 -off the strip, bro. -I don't understand. 675 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,112 Just 'cause we're friends, I'm supposed to just inherently 676 00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:06,592 make music with you? Why does that compute? 677 00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:08,115 Do my high school friends get verses? I don't even... 678 00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:09,769 Bro, fuck your high school friends. 679 00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:11,205 They're not on stage swagging out with your white ass, bro. 680 00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,207 -You're using me. -I'm using you? 681 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,991 -Yes. Yes. -Really, Gata? 682 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,558 You want to know why I don't make music with you, Gata? 683 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,168 -You really want to know? -Why? 684 00:25:18,212 --> 00:25:19,996 I don't like it, I think it's generic, I don't think 685 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,476 you put much effort into it, and I don't make music that way. 686 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,956 Man, you ain't even listened to all my shit. 687 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,305 You only listened to one or two tracks. 688 00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:25,480 And you think that's supposed to make me sad? 689 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,699 I don't give a fuck. 690 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,352 I make music for me, myself and I, 691 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:29,615 -'cause I don't need nobody's validation... -Dave! 692 00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:31,486 Would you please be quiet? 693 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,532 BOTH: Sorry. 694 00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,360 You realize how inconsistent your argument is, though, right? 695 00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:38,667 You don't need validation, yet you need a fuckin' BMW 696 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,016 to look cooler in a rap video? 697 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,018 Bro, I rap because I fuckin' love it. 698 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,672 Look. I'm in the closet every day 699 00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:45,326 making music, pouring my heart out, 700 00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:46,893 while you in a mansion rapping about "writer's block," 701 00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:49,199 ants and... Man! 702 00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:55,684 ♪ 703 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,645 Gata, can we just please talk? 704 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,690 And you know what breaks my fuckin' heart? 705 00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:03,344 You can't even be happy 706 00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,737 without people telling you they give a fuck about you. 707 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,695 And I'm the crazy one? 708 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,828 [door closes] 709 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:10,612 Hey, guys. 710 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:11,874 -Hi. -What's up? 711 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:12,962 Everything okay? 712 00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:14,747 Yeah, we good. 713 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,618 Yeah, so good. 714 00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,054 Okay. 715 00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:19,360 Well, I got the batteries, so we can start... 716 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:21,101 You know what? Actually, can we just, 717 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,581 like, finish what we're doing? We're in the middle 718 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,017 -of something, I just really... -No, actually, 719 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,627 we're in the middle of something, 720 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:27,760 -and I feel like you're just hijacking it. -Yeah, bruh. 721 00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:28,848 I know we're not on your set 722 00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:30,501 with all the catering fancy shit, 723 00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:32,678 but you're on my set right now, nigga, and you got to go. 724 00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:34,070 Get the fuck out of here. 725 00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,306 Guys, it's the VMAs. We got so much more to come. 726 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:53,481 I know it's not the Oscars, 727 00:26:53,524 --> 00:26:55,701 but at least they let me host. 728 00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,050 Guys, we got Bobby Shmurda, 729 00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:58,704 and Lil Dicky with a performance 730 00:26:58,747 --> 00:27:00,967 that's coming up next. It's the VMAs. 731 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,146 [inhales] 732 00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:08,409 [exhales] 733 00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:09,932 [phone chimes] 734 00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:36,655 [inhales] 735 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,134 [exhales] 736 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,049 [knocking] 737 00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:41,398 You got to get him, like, three minutes 738 00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:42,835 -before you actually need him, -Right. 739 00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,010 -'cause he's a sloth. -Yeah, yeah. 740 00:27:44,053 --> 00:27:45,315 -The dude is so lazy. -Okay. 741 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,708 And, um, about the conversation we had. 742 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:49,798 The touring. Let... let's keep it between us. 743 00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:51,452 -I haven't told him yet. -Oh, my God, 744 00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,236 I can't believe you're gonna miss it. 745 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,325 Who doesn't want to go out on tour with their best friends? 746 00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:56,849 Yeah. Well, you know, 747 00:27:56,892 --> 00:28:01,027 you kind of got to keep clients and friends... separate. 748 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,376 -Yeah, I got it. -To be honest. 749 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:03,725 -Hey, hey. -All right, we'll catch up. 750 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:05,205 -Hey, kill it. Kill it, Dave. -Good idea. 751 00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:06,902 -Baby boy. -Mm. 752 00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:09,731 You ready to sodomize the world with that brand-new dick? 753 00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:11,385 Is that ass-fuck? 754 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:13,256 It's the professional way of saying it, yeah. 755 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:16,390 -Yeah. I'm ready. -Yeah? Okay, good. Let's go. 756 00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:22,396 MAN: I think you're really gonna like this recipe. 757 00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:24,572 -Oh? -Yeah. It was my grandmother's. 758 00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:26,748 -Oh, wow. -I didn't really like my grandmother, 759 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:29,969 -but I really loved her popcorn recipe. -[laughs]: Okay. 760 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:32,754 -Well, thank you. -Just call me Orville. 761 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:34,103 Orville? 762 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:36,236 Uh, Reddenbacher. He's, like, the popcorn guy. 763 00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:38,412 Okay, Orville, I'm sorry again. 764 00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:42,764 -It's just weirder if I don't, and then it'll be over, and... -No. No, it's fine. 765 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,766 I'm totally fine. It's just your ex-flame on TV 766 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:47,421 being super cool and rapping-- I'm fine with it. 767 00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:49,553 "Ex-flame"? 768 00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:51,860 I don't know why I said that. I meant to say "ex-boyfriend," 769 00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:53,601 -but I think I'm just nervous. -Then you were like, 770 00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,646 "I'm gonna do it weird instead." [laughs] 771 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:01,565 -Yo. -Yo, what's good? 772 00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:04,003 -[long exhale] -MIKE: Okay. 773 00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:07,180 -I spoke to the doctor. He's all good. -[quietly]: Okay, yeah. 774 00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:08,790 Hey, and if you want to call an audible, 775 00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:11,662 you know, just "Omaha" that thing like Payton. 776 00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:12,881 We'll be fine. 777 00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:14,404 Yeah. I know. 778 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:17,712 I, uh... No, I just got to do it, though, so... 779 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,974 [quietly]: Yeah. 780 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:21,455 Have you guys talked to Gata? 781 00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:23,587 -Like, how is he? -I talked to Gata. 782 00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:25,415 He's fine. Just... 783 00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:27,243 Worry about you, Dave, okay? 784 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,637 I know that I'm so bad 785 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,813 at showing my appreciation in general, 786 00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:33,510 but, like, probably especially to both of you, 787 00:29:33,554 --> 00:29:35,208 and I just want you to know that... 788 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:37,471 you guys have made my dreams come true. 789 00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:39,603 I am so thankful for everything that you do for me 790 00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:41,301 and just everything that you guys are 791 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:43,390 as people. You're fuckin' amazing. 792 00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,479 Just keep paying me to be your friend, 793 00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,742 -and I'll be there. -Okay. 794 00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:49,875 Love you, man. 795 00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:50,919 Thank you for always being there. 796 00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:52,791 I love you, too. 797 00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:56,707 -All right, be careful, Dave. -I got it. 798 00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:00,973 What? 799 00:30:01,016 --> 00:30:03,279 -Are you teary? You're teary. -[stammers] I'm fine. 800 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:07,631 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...♪ 801 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,811 ♪ 802 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:17,511 ♪ Didn't I treat you right, now?♪ 803 00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:20,253 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 804 00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:22,516 ♪ Didn't I do the best I could?♪ 805 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,911 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 806 00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:28,652 ♪ Didn't I give you everything?♪ 807 00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,829 -♪ Didn't I?♪ -Hey, everybody. 808 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,569 My name is Lil Nas X. 809 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:35,181 -[applause, cheering] -You know it. Yeah. 810 00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,879 And I have the biggest song ever. 811 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:40,012 Who's ready to have some fun tonight? 812 00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:42,188 [cheering, applause] 813 00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:44,886 Anyways, this next performer's name 814 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,627 autocorrects to: 815 00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:48,020 LOL Dinky. 816 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,196 -Ha! -[laughter] 817 00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:52,459 Give it up for Lil Dicky. 818 00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:55,723 [applause] 819 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:58,421 ♪ 820 00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:03,078 ♪ Didn't I treat you right, now?♪ 821 00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:04,427 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 822 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:07,996 -[applause] -[music intro playing] 823 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,259 ♪ 824 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,744 ♪ Ooh...♪ 825 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,834 ♪ 826 00:31:26,058 --> 00:31:29,409 ♪ They tried to tell me I was going cray♪ 827 00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:31,933 ♪ I been broke but had no breaks♪ 828 00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:34,414 ♪ They hear my dreams, they're like, "No way"♪ 829 00:31:34,457 --> 00:31:37,460 -[shrieking, giggling] -♪ I don't change, even when I'm in my own way♪ 830 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:40,202 -♪ You good, bro♪ -♪ I don't treat my friends right♪ 831 00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:42,944 -♪ Fuck it if I'm wrong if my pen write♪ -♪ You good, bro♪ 832 00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,947 ♪ Always looking for a angle till I'm square, though♪ 833 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,993 ♪ I'm not always right over here, bro♪ 834 00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:49,516 ♪ You good, bro♪ 835 00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:52,301 ♪ We do the worst to become first♪ 836 00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:55,565 ♪ You know the deal, baby, love hurts♪ 837 00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:58,046 ♪ Just keep it real with me, no turf♪ 838 00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:01,267 ♪ All good, homey, what the fuck are friends for♪ 839 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:04,748 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 840 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:07,534 Hands up! I need everybody in this bitch 841 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,057 to put their motherfucking hands up! 842 00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:11,277 -Right now! -♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 843 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,800 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 844 00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:13,975 ♪ We good♪ 845 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,456 ♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 846 00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:18,980 ♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 847 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:22,244 -♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ -♪ You really are♪ 848 00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:25,030 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we good♪ 849 00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:26,814 -♪ Now it's time to riff♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 850 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,642 ♪ Looking like a motherfucker♪ 851 00:32:28,685 --> 00:32:30,296 -♪ Can't tell me shit♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 852 00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:31,950 ♪ Looking like I'm 'bout to live my dream♪ 853 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,734 -♪ Fuckin' here♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 854 00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:35,605 ♪ I'm-a pack that motherfuckin' video♪ 855 00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:36,998 ♪ With my motherfuckin' friends, 'cause ♪ 856 00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:38,478 -♪ We good♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 857 00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,610 ♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 858 00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,961 ♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 859 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,484 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 860 00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:46,355 -♪ You really are♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 861 00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:48,531 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we good♪ 862 00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:51,621 -♪ Hey!♪ -♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 863 00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:55,234 -♪ Hey!♪ -♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 864 00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:57,279 ♪ Hey! You really are♪ 865 00:32:57,323 --> 00:33:00,848 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we...♪