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Hello, Claude!

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Hello, Claude.

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Hello, Claude!

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♪ There's lots of friends to meet

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♪ That live along our street

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♪ In the town where everybody
Knows your name

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♪ And everyone is always saying...

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♪ Hello, Claude.

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♪ Hello, Claude!

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♪ The sound that's
all around Pawhaven

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♪ Hello, Claude! Hello, Claude! ♪

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It's Claude!
He's Claude!

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So Claude!
He's Claude!

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I'm Claude!

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What a beautiful day,
Sir Bobblysock.

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What shall we do?

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Oh, I don't mind,
Claude, we've got the sun,

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a full day ahead, each other.

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So, whatever we decide...

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It'll be just lovely.

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CAR HORN BEEPS
Oh!

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Come on, come on!

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Get moving, come on, that's it,
hurry up, please!

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Oh! Come on, Sir Bobblysock.

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I've places to be, people to see.

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And I got a load of food in the back
of the van that's going off!

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Oh, hold your horn! Stop it!

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Come on!
Calm down, calm down!

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PC Cuffs, what's happened?

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Ah! There's been
an accident on the road, Claude.

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That's what happened. Look!

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Dear, oh, dear.

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Let me help you with that, Gordon.

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HE GROANS

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Careful, Claude.

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Knees bent, back straight, remember?

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THEY GROAN

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Thank you, Claude.

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The Highkick Spinners
are putting on a show tonight,

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and I was taking their costumes
to the Palladium to wash them.

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But I'm afraid
I lost control of my trolley.

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Oh, dear!

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Oh, dear is right!

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And I have to stay
at the scene to clear up,

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and get the traffic moving again.

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Which means
I can't do my normal police duties.

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If only I had an assistant,
a partner.

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I can do that.

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Oh!

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PC Claude at your service!

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HE GASPS

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Oh, but Sir Bobblysock and I were
going to spend the day together.

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That's all right, Claude.

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I'll help Gordon
pick up the costumes.

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You know how I hate people's dirty
laundry being aired in public.

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HE LAUGHS

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Stop! Thief!

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HE GASPS,
SHE GASPS

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That sounds like
your first call-out!

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You'll need these.

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Oh, wow!
Oh, Claude!

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Your very own handcuffs.

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I'm ready to hit
the mean streets of Pawhaven.

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Good luck, partner.

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Help!
HE GASPS

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Help!

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Don't worry! I'm coming!

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Help!

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HE GROANS

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Help!

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Help!

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Aargh!

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Claude?

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Is that you?

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Ahem, er, er, yes.

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All clear in there, Miss Waxx.

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Now, how can I assist you?

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They're gone.

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No!
Vanished into thin air.

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That's terrible!

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You have to get them back.

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I will get them back.

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Um, what am I looking for exactly?

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My glasses.

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I had them one minute, but then
I went to polish my windchimes,

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and when I came back, puff!

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They disappeared.

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Maybe they've been stolen.

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Oh, I'll need to take a statement.

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Now, can you describe these glasses?

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Well, they are my favourite pair, right?

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I use them for seeing through.

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Looking at the clouds...

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Um, Wanda...

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...gazing at the rain...

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Yes, but, er, Wanda...

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...staring at the mist...

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Wanda! They're on your head.

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So they are!
SHE LAUGHS

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Now, why didn't I think of that?

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Thank you, Claude.

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HE LAUGHS

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Case closed!

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YELLING,
HE GASPS

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Oh, police!

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Emergency!

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Duty calls, have to go.

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A parking ticket?

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But I'm on a bike.

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There's no need to shout,
Ms Hush, I'm only doing my job.

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That top would go
beautifully with my red leggings.

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Yoo-hoo, Claude!

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I shall be finished soon!

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Sorry, Sir Bobblysock, can't stop!

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Oh!

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Move aside, please.

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Coming through.

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Oh!

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Oh, Claude, thank goodness.

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I was doing my warm-up
routine for tonight's show,

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and I launched it
with splits finale.

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I can't get up again.

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Don't worry, Miss Highkick-Spin.

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I'm here to help.

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Um...

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HE GASPS

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Form a line behind me,
please, Highkick Spinners.

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Now, pull!

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GROANING

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I'm up.

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CHEERING

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Merci, Claude.

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You've rescued me
from a dance disaster.

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It's all in a day's work
when you're a policeman like me.

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Ah, get out my shop!

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That's Mr Lovelybuns!

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And it sounds like he's in trouble.

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Got to go!

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Bye-bye, Claude.

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Oh?

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I wonder what this key is for.

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I'd better look after it.

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Food while you wait!

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Got some hay, barley,
carrots, oh, and oats.

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Oh, yes, barley, hay, and a
nosebag of oats over here, please.

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And a carrot for Thunderclap!

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THEY LAUGH

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Look at Claude!

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CLAUDE PANTS

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Huh?

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Dear, oh, dear.

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I'll have to move fast
to get these washed in time.

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MUFFLED SPEECH

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Oh, get out, get out you brute!

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Oh, Claude, thank goodness.

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There's a villain trying to get
my freshly baked almond ring

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for tonight's after show party.

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HE GASPS
Where is he?

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There.

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I've got this covered,
Mr Lovelybuns.

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Ah!

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Move along now, please.

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Get out of my shop.

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Come on.
Go!

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Don't be buzzing around here
any more.

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Ah, Claude.

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You saved the day.

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How can I ever thank you?

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It was all in the line of duty,
Mr Lovelybuns.

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Oh!

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Although some toasted
bagels would be nice.

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My pleasure, Claude.

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HE GASPS

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'Allo, 'allo, Gordon.

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Where's Sir Bobblysock?

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That's what I'd like to know.

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I haven't seen him since he
picked up the red jester's hat.

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Or maybe it was green?

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It had bells on though.
MUFFLED NOISES

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Anyway, can't stop, I've got to get
these to the Palladium's big washer,

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or they won't be ready in time.

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Don't worry, Gordon,
I'll give them a police escort.

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It won't take a moment.

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It's all downhill.

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Lovely, tasty bagels.
Claude?

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Oh, yummy!

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Oh, no! My trolley!

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Stop!

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I put one in for Sir Bobblysock, too.

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Oh, thank you, Mr Lovelybuns.

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He'll love that.

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That is if I ever find out
where he's got to.

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MUFFLED SPEECH

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Sir Bobblysock!

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Help!

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Stop! Police!

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SIR BOBBLYSOCK YELLS
Oh, no!

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Aargh! Aargh!

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Help!

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Aargh!

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Help!

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SIR BOBBLYSOCK YELLS

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Smile, mon petits spinners.

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SIR BOBBLYSOCK YELLS
Huh?

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Hold tight, Sir Bobblysock!

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SIR BOBBLYSOCK YELLS,
HE GASPS

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No!

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Sir Bobblysock?

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Where are you?

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Oh, no!

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It's all my fault.

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I was so busy helping
the people of Pawhaven,

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I forgot to help my best friend.

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How will he ever forgive me?

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Well, I wouldn't say
no to a toasted bagel.

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HE GASPS
Sir Bobblysock!

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Sir Bobblysock, I'm so sorry.

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I, I... I...

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I'm handcuffed to the trolley.

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But of course you have the key,
Claude?

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Er...

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HE GASPS
Oh, no!

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Oops!

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I was wondering what this was for.

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Ah, thank you, Gordon.

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No, thank you, Claude.

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Now all the costumes
are in the wash.

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They'll be
ready in time for the show.

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Were you on that runaway trolley,
Sir Bobblysock?

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Yes, and it was quite a shock,
I can tell you.

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Well, this is for you,
a ticket for speeding. Sorry.

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SIR BOBBLYSOCK GRUMBLES

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And as for you, PC Claude...

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...thanks to you Pawhaven
was a safer place today.

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HE GIGGLES

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In fact, perhaps you'd like a police
job permanently?

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No, thank you, PC Cuffs,

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I've had enough excitement
as I can take today,

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as Sir Bobblysock is feeling
a bit delicate after being

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mistaken for a piece
of dirty laundry.

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HE LAUGHS

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The indignity!

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The shame!

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The smell!

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Come on, Sir Bobblysock,
we'd better get home.

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My goodness, a police light!

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Where did that come from?

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And who left
that empty bagel bag there?

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You don't think Claude would know
anything about it, do you?

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No, of course not.

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Claude's been fast asleep all day.

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