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[theme music playing]

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Oh, what a wonderful day
to relax by the pool.

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I just love being on vacation,

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and I spared no expense
by choosing this 5-star resort

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with top rated service.

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[laughing]

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Now to get comfortable
and recline in this chair.

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Huh? What the...

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[straining]

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Oh, what's wrong
with this crummy chair?

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Cabana boy!

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Cabana boy! Cabana boy!

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Oh, where's that
cabana boy? The--

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[shouting] Hello!

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Daffy Duck here.
I'll be your cabana boy today.

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How can I help you?

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I need you to help me
recline my chair.

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Not to worry, sir.

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Nobody adjusts chairs
better than I do.

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Hey, what are you
doing to my chair?

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Fixing it.

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What the...

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[grumbling]

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All done.

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Huh?

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Say, that does
look a lot better.

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Go ahead, take her for a spin.

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Ah! Now this is exactly
what I'm--

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[screaming]

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[groans]

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[grunting]

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Ow!

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Hm, guy can't make up his mind.

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First, he wants to recline,
and now he's taking a dip.

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Oh, well.

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Oh, that crazy cabana boy!

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Some help he was. [scoffs]

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Ah, now it's time
for my midday nap.

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-[loud upbeat music playing]
-[people screaming]

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Hey, what's all that racket?

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[all cheering]

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Oh, those crazy partiers!

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Cabana boy!

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At your service.

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Would you tell those losers
to keep it down?

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I'm trying to take a nap.

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Not to worry, sir.

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I'll take care
of those noisy nitwits.

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[music stops]

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Ah, that's better.

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Now I can finally
get some rest.

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[loud upbeat music playing]

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[all cheering]

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[muffled music and cheering]

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Ah, finally, I can relax

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without that
pesky cabana boy around.

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Oh, boy,
this dry heat is a killer.

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You know, a glass of cold water
would be nice right now.

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But I don't wanna
call on that cabana boy.

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Oh, but I sure am thirsty.

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Oh!

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[hoarsely] Cabana boy!

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Cabana boy!

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Yes, sir.

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I'd like a glass of water.

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One glass of water
coming right up.

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We'll be using
top-of-the-line
artesian water today.

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[gulps]

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Yes, sir,
this wet, hydrating water

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is straight
from the Fiji Islands.

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No chemicals
or contaminants
found here.

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And for flavor, just a hint
of organic farm-raised lemon.

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[wheezing]

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And finally, ice that was
carefully chipped off

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from some of the last
remaining glaciers on Earth.

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Here, have
an environmentally-friendly
straw,

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so you can sip guilt-free.

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Wait!

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Oh, no,
I can't let you drink this!

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This glass is covered
in soap scum!

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You did not want that, sir.

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I can only serve you the best.

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You're lucky you've got me
taking care of you.

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[screaming]
That's the last straw!

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You're the worst cabana boy
I've ever met.

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I'm telling your manager,

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I want a refund,
and I'm getting you fired!

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Please give me
one more chance, sir.

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This is all I've got.

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Don't do this to me,
you can't! I'm begging ya!

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I need the job, sir.

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I got a wife.

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I got a... What's the word?

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Children!

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Oh, and, uh, mortgages!
Or something.

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Okay, I'll give you
one last chance.

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Really?

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Oh, thank you!
You won't regret this, sir.

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I'll get you anything you want.

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What would you like?

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Well, I want something to read.

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How about today's paper?

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Yes, sir. Coming right up!

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Today's newspaper.
Hot off the press.

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Oh, this is great. Thank you.

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Now leave me alone!

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Of course, Your Majesty.

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Ah, this is just
what I needed.

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Total relaxation.

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[screaming] What?

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They really got my good side.

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Whoo-hoo!

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-[Elmer] Oh!
-[Daffy whooping]

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[grunting]

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[Daffy whooping]

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[theme music playing]

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[yawning]

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Well, time to put the cat out.

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[straining]

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Come on, Sylvester. [grunts]

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You know the drill.

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[straining]
Cats out at six... six-forty...

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Quarter to seven.

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[crashing]

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[sputtering] Sylvester!

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What are you
still doing inside?

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[sputtering] Get out!

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[wind howling]

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[theme music playing]

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[indistinct chatter]

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I'm Stiletto Sam,
and in mere moments,

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I'll be putting on the most
electrifying performance

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ever to be seen

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in this here theater.

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Stiletto Sam's

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notorious knife follies!

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Witness the razor sharp skills
that cleaved 'em in Cleveland,

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hacked 'em in Hackensack,
julienned 'em in Spokane,

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made minced meat
in Mississippi,

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sliced 'em in Iceland,
poked 'em in Hoboken...

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Gee-wiz!

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How's a rabbit
supposed to get
his beauty rest

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with all that racket?

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Pipe down, ya big mouth dope!

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-"Dope"?
-[clattering]

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Huh?

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Ah! Now you're in
for a treat, folks.

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A free sample
of tonight's pre-formance.

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[grunts]

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Ooh! Ahh!

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What the...

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Hm.

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[laughing]

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And that's just a slice
of what you'll see.

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So, come on in
to the Stiletto Sam show,

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ladies and germs.

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It's showtime! Right this way.

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[people clamoring]

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No knife-throwing Napoleon
is gonna cut my tail off,

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and get away with it.

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[audience cheering, applauding]

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[clattering]

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For my next act,

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I'm gonna need
one brave volunteer.

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Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer
wholeheartedly, Doc.

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[cheering, applauding]

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Say, stranger,
why do you look so familiar?

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I am a common garden pest.

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Mm, must be it.

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For my next trick,

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I will recreate the legend of
Swiss folk hero, William Tell.

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You know
what to do with the apple?

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Sure do.

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Now, I shall pierce said apple,

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and if something goes wrong,
don't William-Tell anybody.

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[laughing]

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[audience laughing]

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Uh...

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No, no. You just gotta...

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00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,424
No, you gotta put it on your...

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Now, where did he go?

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-Ta-da!
-[audience exclaiming]

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[grumbles]

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[grunts]

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00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,434
Now, give me that apple.

186
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,228
Nah, Doc, I can do it.

187
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,938
I said, give it here!

188
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Now, you just put it

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on your noggin like this.

190
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How hard is that, ya--

191
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Not so hard.

192
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Time for baby
to take nap, mommy.

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Look alive, little fella.
You got a show to do.

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Let's do the act again.

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[mumbling]

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[whistles]

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Apple?

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Apple. Oh, yes!

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[grunts]

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Telephone call
for a handsome man
with a moustache.

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-Yello.
-[electrical buzzing]

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00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,315
Speak up now!
I can't hear you so well.

203
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,655
Dag nabbit, rabbit!

204
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,991
Magnetical trickery
ain't part of the act!

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Now, stand still,

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so I can throw knifes
at your face.

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[screaming]

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[gasps]

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[audience whistling, cheering]

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00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,427
Well, if there's anything
I learned in show business,

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always leave 'em wanting more.

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March, hare.

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[man] Hey, what's the hold up?

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[clears throat]

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Pardon the delay,
ladies and gents.

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00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,194
Your patience
is about to be rewarded

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'cause now,
the real show begins!

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[sighs] Me and my thirst
for revenge.

219
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:10,873
My volunteer has been tied
to the spinning wheel of death,

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rendering him
completely helpless.

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Jumpin' Jiminy!

222
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:19,423
I will now throw all my knives
at yonder wheel

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00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,883
without harming the rabbit.

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00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,010
'Course, accidents do happen.

225
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:26,222
And I am feeling
a mite accident-prone today.

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[chuckles mischievously]

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Yipe!

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00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:33,812
Aw, shucks, missed--
I mean, a perfect throw.

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[screams]

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[gasps]

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Wow! What an act!

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I had fun. Hope you did, too.

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00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,493
<i>Arrivederci,</i> folks.

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00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:51,997
[grunts]

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00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,791
Oh, no, you don't.

236
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,586
Hey, Doc, you want me?

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00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,589
-Come and get me!
-Charge!

238
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,467
Hold up, rabbit,

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00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,594
so's I can skin
your filthy hide.

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00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,268
[giggles]

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00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,227
[screams]

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00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,774
-Heya, Doc.
-Oh!

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00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,539
Consarn it!

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00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,458
[Bugs giggles]

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00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,419
[gasping]

246
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,712
All right, rabbit.

247
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:42,590
I gotcha cornered.
[chuckles mischievously]

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00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,176
Come on, Doc,

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it doesn't have to be
like this.

250
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,889
Think of our act. William Tell!

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00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,975
Yeah, that's it!

252
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,852
I'll put the apple
on my head, Doc.

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00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:55,728
I'll do it right.

254
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,647
Please, Doc! Have mercy!

255
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:03,360
Too late, rabbit!
It's the end of the line!

256
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:07,031
Actually, I think
it's somewhere
in the middle of the line.

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00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,701
[train whistle blowing]

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00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,621
Oh, horny toads.

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00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,544
So long, Sammy!

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00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,838
See ya in Alabami!

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00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,840
I didn't mean to railroad him,

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00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:28,093
but I had to take a stab
at something.

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00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,387
Speaking of stab...

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[in distance] Can anyone
cut me off this thing?

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00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,058
[animal howling in distance]

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00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,728
[theme music playing]