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[theme music playing]

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Ralph? Ralph!

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Ralph Phillips!
You're daydreaming again.

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I told you to stay close to me.

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After all, we still have
plenty of shopping to do.

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Why, there's the shoe store,
the perfume counter at Lacy's,

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we have to get a gift
for your Auntie Sue...

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[groans]

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...and get you
some new clothes
for back to school.

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Now,
stop dragging your feet
and let's go.

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Oh, do we have to?

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Yes, we have to,

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and we're not leaving
until I'm finished.

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Now, let's see here.

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Oh! Now, this is cute.

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[sighs wearily]

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[roaring]

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Looks like it's my lucky day.

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I've been in the market
for a bear skin rug.

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[roaring]

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Hold still, will ya?

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Get off of me,
ya overstuffed teddy bear!

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-[Ralph struggling]
-[Mrs. Phillips] Ralph!

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If only
I could look around
for five minutes

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without you
getting into trouble.

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There!

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That oughta keep you
out of trouble for a bit.

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[music playing on ride]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[snickers]
Fool around with me,
will you?

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[laughing]

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[gasping]

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[all laughing]

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For heaven's sake, Ralph!
You're going to catch a cold.

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Now let's go.

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I thought I told you ninjas
to stay out of Gotham.

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Well, this is the last time.

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[grunting]

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[panting]

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[clears throat]

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Ralph Phillips!

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What has gotten into you?
We are leaving.

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Wait until your father
hears about this.

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[sighs]
The slammer's
a rough place,

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but it sure beats
shopping for clothes.

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Hi, everyone.

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It's duck season,

48
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but guns are frowned upon
in today's cartoons. So...

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I'll have to use
a different strategy,

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like the magic of holograms.

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[chuckles]

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Now, let's see here.

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There it is!
A digital duck decoy.

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[hologram whooping]

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Say... Now that's something!

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I wonder what this button does.

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Hmm, that's no good.

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Oh! Hello, handsome.

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What do you say
you and me get some lunch?

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[theme music playing]

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[sputtering] Golly, Petunia,

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this has been
such a great birthday.

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You sure did spoil me.

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Well, Porky,

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now that
you've opened up
all your presents,

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there's still
one more thing
for you

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to enjoy on your birthday.

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Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

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I've been waiting
all year for this.

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[both] It's cake time!

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That's right,
and it's not just any cake.

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Not just any cake?

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Uh-huh.

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I baked this one all by myself.

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A homemade cake!
I can hardly wait.

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Oink, oink!

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Actually, I have never
baked a day in my life.

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Don't tell Porky. [giggles]

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This cake
means so much
to my Porky,

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and I just want him
to have the best birthday ever!

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[Porky] Oh, boy,

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I even got my custom cake knife
all shined and ready to go.

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I can't wait to taste a slice.

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I'm ready for my cake, darling.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Porky,

86
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but there's actually
no cake this year.

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I see.

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[gasps]

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[sputtering] You need any help
in there, sweetums?

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Oh, uh, no. I... I'm just
adding the finishing touches.

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[giggles]

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Oh, no! What am I gonna do?

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I can't disappoint Porky
with no cake.

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And the bakery is closed
by now.

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Oh! I know.

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I can actually bake him a cake.

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How hard can it be?

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Okay, let's see.

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First thing, get big bowl.

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Bowl, bowl, bowl!

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[gasps] Bowl!

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[exclaims]

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Hmm. Next, add some flour.

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[gasps]
Flour, flour...
and flower!

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Okay. One teaspoon of oil.

106
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[gasps] Oil!

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Only synthetic for my Porky.

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Phew! Now, eggs, eggs...

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Oh, not enough time
to check the fridge!

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-[door closes]
-[rustling]

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[crashing]

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[sighs] This oughta do.

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[gasps] Wow! Looks like
someone wants to help me bake.

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Whoa!

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I can almost taste
that homemade cake now.

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[Petunia shouting, struggling]

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[giggles] Talk about
farm fresh ingredients.

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Huh. I wonder
what's taking so long in there.

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Maybe I'll go check up on her.

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Oh! Hiya, Porky.

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Uh, what you doing over here?

122
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'Cause I'm just... [chuckling]
uh, looking for the candles.

123
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Oh, I know exactly
where they are.

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Oh. [chuckles]
Me too.

125
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Look, they're right over there.

126
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Oh, really?

127
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'Cause I could have sworn
they were in the--

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-[Porky snoring]
-[Petunia struggling]

129
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Just take a quick nap,

130
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and I'll be right out
with that cake.

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That should buy me enough time.

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And now we mix the ingredients.

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Now, let's see.
The next step says to--

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[gasps] Oh, no! My book!

135
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa! Aah!

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And now, to bake it.

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[Porky sputtering]
What the... Cake.

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Is the cake ready--

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[speaking indistinctly]

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Just one more minute, Porky.

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[snoring] That's all, folks.

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Let's speed this up a bit.

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Huh. That should do it.

144
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It should be ready in no time.

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[gasps]

146
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Hey! Not too shabby
for a first-time baker.

147
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And now for the candle.

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There.

149
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Oh. [mumbles]

150
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Huh?

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[giggles]
Happy birthday, Porky!

152
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Oh, wow. A homemade cake
from my sweetheart.

153
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[sputters] What more
could a pig wish for?

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[inhales]

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Go ahead, have a slice.

156
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Don't mind if I do.

157
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Uh, are you sure
this cake is safe to eat?

158
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Of course it is, silly.

159
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I followed a recipe.

160
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Tell me what you think.

161
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Oh... Okay.

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[laughs nervously]

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[sputters] What harm can it do?

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Enjoy.

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Oh, Porky, I'm so sorry.

166
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I never meant
for this
to happen.

167
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It's okay, Petunia.

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With that cake buried,
we're both safe now.

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Maybe we can go out
for some pie instead.

170
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Oh! Sound good to me,

171
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as long as
it doesn't have snake eggs.

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[Porky sputters]
Best birthday ever.

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[theme music playing]