[theme music playing]
[hawks screeching]
[narrator] The desert, a harsh mistress.
Blazing suns sweltering heat, and danger.
It is here we find everyone's favorite duck.
Whose luck has run out.
Good thing everyone's second favorite duck
is also here, barely hanging on by a thread.
Welp, looks like this is it!
The final flight of this faithful fowl.
I'd sell my soul for a single, solitary morsel of sustenance.
[groans]
Hmm?
Food! [laughing]
[laughs]
Looks like old Daffy Duck
has outsmarted death once again.
[grunting]
Hey now, pal, how about you crack that egg right here
and I'll whip it up for you? Omelette style.
Say, now there's a swell idea.
Ha!
Huh?
Hey, who do you think you are anyway?
I'm the Dodo, and this is my egg!
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-yo Do-do, do-do-yo♪
♪ Do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-yo ♪
♪ Do-do-do! ♪
Your egg?
That's my lunch, buddy!
Wait a minute. Everything looks so different.
Where am I anyways?
[whimsical music playing]
[creatures singing, laughing]
[creature croaks]
[creatures chitter]
[meowing]
Cats and dogs, together at last!
[laughs]
Good and evil having a blast!
The impossible becomes reality.
Don't make me do it again!
[groans]
Wackyland, eh?
Sure does live up to its name.
Hey, sucker!
That dastardly Dodo thinks he can disappear
from Daffy Duck by dashing into a D?
[grunts]
-[laughs] Whoop! -Aha!
-Gotcha! -[exclaims]
[speaks indistinctly]
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la! ♪
I didn't ask for pancakes.
[laughs]
-[Dodo] Whoo! -Hey!
Think you're real clever, eh?
Ha!
No one is as clever as Daffy Duck.
[laughing]
[puzzled laughter]
-[gasps] -[hissing]
Welp, it looks like this is it.
Guess I'm destined to die hungry.
[snarling]
Mwah!
[giggling, moaning]
Call me!
-[whistling] -Huh?
You want it?
Come and get it, you stinker!
Okay, buddy. That's it!
Get out here and fight like a bird!
[Dodos] Get out where? Here? Or here? Here? Here?
Here? Here? Here? Here?
Just shut up and give me that egg!
[both yell, grunt]
[trembling, laughing]
-[panting, yelling] -Whoo-hoo!
-Ha! Whoo! -[grunting]
-[groans] -Ha!
Trapped!
Now hand over that egg.
[gulps]
[gasps]
All right. If that's how you wanna play it,
I'm just gonna eat you!
-Eat you! [laughing] -Wait! Don't eat me!
I can lay you a new egg.
[bell dings]
Ah...
[laughing]
Finally, you're all mine. All mine!
Bon appetit!
[creature] Hey!
Got anything to eat? I'm starving.
Well, beggars can't be choosers.
Ah...
[gulps]
[theme music playing]