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[theme music playing]
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[rumbling]
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Hello,
Democratic Republic of Con-go!
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Maybe I should have
turned left at Luxembourg.
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Say, what kinda place
is this anyway?
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[wind blows]
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"Amusement Park.
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3rd or 4th Happiest Place
on Earth.
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Give or Take."
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Hey, a rabbit could get used
to a place like this!
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Especially, since I tunneled
right past the admission booth.
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Games, prizes,
food high in saturated fat,
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this place isn't
kiddin' around. I am amused.
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Perhaps I should try
going on a ride
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to round out
this delightful experience.
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Hmm, what to choose?
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[gasps]
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The Murderizer!
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Oh, it's perfect!
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Have a rootin' tootin'
death defyin' time! [laughs]
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Now, wait just
a doggone minute!
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Rule number one.
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No filthy animals on my ride!
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No place for any filthy,
furry, flea-ridden creatures
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on my coaster.
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Now, that's more like it.
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What in tarnation?
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Can't you read the sign?
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Eh, who's making
these needlessly
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indiscriminatory rules, Doc?
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I am!
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So take your no-good,
rabbit carcass
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back to the stink factory!
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[thuds]
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Okay, now I gotta
get on that ride.
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Strap in, ladies and jerks,
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for the murderinest ride
of your misery-filled lives!
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[Bugs] Wait!
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[Sam catcalls]
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[in woman's voice]
Room for one more rider?
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[clangs]
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Why, yes of course!
Right this way.
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[Bugs] Why thank you, handsome.
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Oh, my.
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Hold on tight
and prepare
for the murderinest ride
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of your pretty little life.
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[in normal voice] Whee!
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Boy, oh, boy!
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That is my type of woman.
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-Huh?
-[laughs merrily]
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Ooh, that low-down
dirty rabbit!
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Aw! Dangnabbit!
I'm a-comin' for you, rabbit!
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-Say your prayers, varmint!
-Oh, brother.
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[grunts]
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Sorry, Doc, I thought
I'd change seats.
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Hope that's not a problem.
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I'm the only problem
you gotta worry about!
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[grunts]
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Decided to change again.
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[grunting]
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Where are you, rabbit? Oh...
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[grunting]
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[honking]
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Ah-ha!
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Shouldn't you be seated
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with your safety restraint on,
Mac?
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Hey! I'm a-callin'
the shots here!
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I'm just sayin'.
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The first drop
is a bit of a lulu!
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[grunts]
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Whoo-hoo!
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[bones rattling]
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How's this for the final blow?
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[takes deep breath and blows]
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[thuds]
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[crows cawing]
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Shoo! Shoo! You lousy bird!
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[Bugs] Whee! [laughs]
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I'm having the time of my life!
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One man's loss
is another man's dead rabbit.
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Yeah!
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Ride's over now, rabbit!
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[metal clanking]
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[thuds]
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[Sam] Oh, I hate that rabbit.
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[Sam] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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[Bugs screaming]
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[Bugs laughing]
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[fuse crackling]
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[laughs] They don't call this
The Murderizer for nothin'.
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What the tarhooty!
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Oh, you're doing so good
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on your very first
rollercoaster ride
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with Uncle Bugs.
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These moments
are just so precious.
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[screams] I'm a-comin', baby!
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[blowing]
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Now, don't be sad
when it's over.
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We can always ride it again.
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[grunts]
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[sizzling]
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[sighs in relief]
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[honking]
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And don't forget,
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I'll always be here for you
no matter what.
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Phew!
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Boy, am I sure relieved
I didn't hurt that baby.
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I despise me some animals,
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but I would never hurt
an innocent little baby.
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I'll even prove it to you!
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Ma'am, is this here
your precious baby?
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Why, y-yes, it is.
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Would you mind
if I popped my head in
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and gave your baby a kiss?
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I suppose
that would be all right.
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Hey there, junior.
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Your Uncle Sam is gonna pop in
for a little kiss.
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[explosion]
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[groaning]
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Toilet bowl...
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full of dynamite...
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That's what you get
for messin' with my baby!
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Ain't that right, Junior?
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[baby laughs,
in automated voice]
I want candy!
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Oh, they grow up so fast.
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[theme music playing]
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[singing with a lisp]
♪ I am vacuuming the rhino ♪
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♪ All the live long day ♪
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[fly buzzing]
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Rest in peace, horsefly!
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Me and the rhinoceros
have a symbiotic relationship.
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[clanging]
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[laughing heartily]
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Get a load of these
uncivilized beasts!
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[imitates chimpanzee]
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Ha! Look at this
knuckle dragger!
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Hey, ugly. Fetch!
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[growling]
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Eh, shut your apehole.
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[gasps]
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What do we have here?
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[slurping]
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Lunch is served.
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[creaking]
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I tawt I taw a puddy cat.
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I did, I did taw a puddy cat!
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[slashing]
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Thanks, Mr. Rhinoceros.
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Stupid, ugly, dumb zoo animals.
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Oh, uh... Hey, there.
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Listen, uh,
about what I said earlier...
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[roars]
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[grunting]
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[growling]
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[grinding]
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[whirring]
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Uh-oh.
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[clanking]
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[effort grunts]
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That is one persistent puddy.
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Hmm...
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Ah-ha!
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[choking]
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[screaming]
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[thuds]
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[muffled screams]
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Hello, Mr. Puddy.
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[sinister laugh]
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Steady! Steady, now.
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Oh, look at me.
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I'm balancing.
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Whoa! [laughs]
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[man] Hey, Skip, what the heck
is going on?
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You're not supposed
to be cleaning the rhino cage!
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I told you to clean out
the giant scorpion cage!
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Hey, fellas,
just take it easy, huh?
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[screaming]
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[man] Wow! Great job
in there, Skip!
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Now you gotta clean out
the python cage!
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-[pythons hissing]
-[muffled screaming]
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[man] Excellent work, Skip.
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Now I've got you down
for the electric
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-jellyfish tank.
-No. Wait.
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-[electricity crackling]
-[muffled groans]
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[grunts]
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I hate the zoo.
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♪ This is the way
We brush our horn ♪
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♪ Brush our horn,
Brush our horn ♪
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Okay, let's see
what you can do.
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Hologram 3000.
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[magical music plays]
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Perfect.
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♪ Scrubby scrub
Scrub, scrub,
Scrub, scrub, scrub ♪
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♪ Scrub, scrub, scrub
Scrub, scrub, scrub ♪
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[Sylvester] Hey, rhino!
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You think you're horn
needs brushin',
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well, why don't you come on
over here and brush this?
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[growling]
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[thuds]
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Aw, and you just polished
that horn.
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What a shame.
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Uh-oh.
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[rumbling]
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[loud crash]
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[crashes and thuds]
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[rumbling]
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Ooh, I just love
hologram technology. [laughs]
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[panting]
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[seal barking]
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[exhales]
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Just a dumb baby seal.
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[wood thuds]
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[theme music playing]