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- www.addic7ed.com -
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- Facebook or Twitter?
- Wait, it's my turn.
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- Star Trek or Star Wars?
- Sorry. Star Wars.
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Okay. And Facebook.
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Indiana Jones or...
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Oh, please don't say Luke Skywalker.
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I wasn't gonna.
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Indiana Jones or Grace Jones?
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Grace, of course. Amazing Grace.
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- Welcome.
- Thank you.
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- You're my first guest.
- I'm honored.
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- Give me the tour?
- Bed's going here.
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- Lounge area.
- Uh-huh.
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- And... kitchen.
- Sorry.
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Bathroom's through there.
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Okay. And all that for what?
You said $2,200 a month?
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What a time to be alive.
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- Drinks?
- Yeah. Absolutely.
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It's really cozy, though. I like it.
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Plus, no more roommates.
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You're like a real adult person.
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I'm so grown-up I don't
even have a bedtime.
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So what do you got?
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I got cherry brandy.
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Okay.
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- Chilli vodka.
- Bizarre.
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- Old gifts.
- Hmm.
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Oh, I have gin and... vermouth.
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- Martinis?
- Approved.
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Perfect.
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- Olives or onions?
- Olives.
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Red state or blue?
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Oh. Eh, let's maybe stay off politics.
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No. Rule is you got to answer.
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Well, uh, I'm from a red state,
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but I live in a blue one,
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so I kind of straddle
the political divide.
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Like a good libertarian?
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Or a very confused person.
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- What?
- You know when
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you move into a place and you visualize
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this whole new amazing
life for yourself?
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Yeah.
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Well, this looks pretty close.
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Oh, no, wait. I'm posting this.
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Seriously?
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Oh, no.
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- I was just...
- What?
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Tidying.
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I have no game.
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Maybe your no-game game is
the most cunning game of all.
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Yeah, I've heard of the no-game game.
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That's not what I have.
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I actually believe you.
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Can we just forget that that happened?
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- Okay. Sure.
- Okay.
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Here.
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Uh, to your new amazing life.
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Ooh.
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Well, now it's just
lying there on the floor
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like a piece of raw meat.
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Pretty much.
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Yasmine, I just... I
really had no expectation
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that this... would happen tonight.
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Well, it's happening.
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But there's...
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literally no way I can make a move now.
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Fine.
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Topless or bottomless?
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Topless.
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Oh, no. Wait, I thought
that you meant on you.
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Oh, you want to change your answer?
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Okay.
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Boxers or briefs?
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I can't remember.
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Mm.
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I'll be right back. Okay?
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Sorry, no curtains yet.
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If you're not back in two minutes,
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I'm gonna get started on my own.
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Really?
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- This is me at my most inviting.
- Hmm.
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- It might need some work.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, how about this?
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Are you okay?
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Oh. Don't...
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Don't.
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Call 911.
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Shit.
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Yes, ambulance, please.
He's cut his arm badly.
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There's lots of blood everywhere.
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Okay. Ad... address.
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507 East 10th Street, Apartment 1C.
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Did you hear that?
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Okay, perfect.
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- They're on their way.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Um, help me with these.
They're still halfway down.
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Or maybe they're halfway up.
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- There you go.
- Ooh.
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Glass half full or glass half empty?
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Let's play this game later, yeah?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Yasmine.
- What?
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- Dress.
- Huh?
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- Towel.
- Yes.
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Okay.
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No. No, no, no. Give me the towel.
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- Oh.
- Go.
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You know, this isn't the first time
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that a date ended in the hospital.
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I once had some undercooked chicken
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that gave me hallucinations
and a temperature of 104.
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You should be really
relaxed about all this.
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I am.
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- How old are you?
- I'm 31.
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33. I'm sorry. I don't
know why I lied just then.
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I do.
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- Are you on any medication?
- Yeah.
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Klonopin. For anxiety.
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And antidepressants.
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Okay.
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Is he your... what? Boyfriend?
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Uh, friend.
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It's our second date.
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I'm not a cutter, by the
way. This isn't a sex injury.
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I mean, not a weird one.
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- Hey, why are you still talking, Rob?
- I don't know.
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- Any allergies?
- No.
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- When was the last time you ate?
- Four, uh, five hours ago.
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Seafood pasta. Was very good.
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Okay. Um, previous surgeries?
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I broke my cheekbone
once. Came off a bike.
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Mm-hmm.
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Get those blinds for me.
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Okay. I'm gonna get this.
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- Up.
- Okay.
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- These are coming off?
- Down.
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Yeah, okay.
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- Got it?
- Yep. Okay, leg.
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Okay.
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Want me to lock this stuff away for you?
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I'll take them.
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I know exactly how
much money is in there.
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Okay.
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- Keep that elevated.
- Ah.
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Okay, Rob.
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I'd like you to count
backwards slowly from ten.
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Ten, nine,
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eight, seven...
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six...
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Five...
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Hmm.
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Don't worry. It's still there.
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Oh, you're awake. I'm Nick.
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I'm just gonna take your blood pressure.
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Okay.
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Let me see.
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Surgery went well. Doctor was pleased.
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Oh, great.
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Median nerve damage
can be tricky to repair.
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You might have a sore throat and
a dry mouth from the anesthetic,
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so keep drinking plenty of water.
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I'll make sure he does.
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Okay.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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How long till I can be discharged?
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Oh, not long. Six hours or so.
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So...
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Look, you should just go.
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That's a... Six hours is a lot.
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Rob, please.
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Of course I'll stay.
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You'd stay if the roles were reversed.
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Absolutely, I would.
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You wouldn't even need
to be in the hospital.
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I'd watch you sleep on a park bench.
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Besides, we're still on our date.
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I am calling this an intermission.
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I've been live-blogging
it on social media.
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Well, tell 'em to retake their seats.
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Okay. Act two's about to begin.
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So...
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Glass half full or glass half empty?
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Half full.
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Jets or Giants?
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Neither. Steelers.
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Out of sight or out of mind?
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Out of mind.
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They're getting very abstract.
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It might be the drugs.
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What about the other drugs?
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I get anxiety attacks.
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Hmm.
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"Attacks" is the wrong word.
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For some people, it's like a storm.
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But... for me, it's more
like a fog rolling in.
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I kind of... shut down,
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and I can't really function
in a social situation.
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I was going to tell you. I just...
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Yeah. It's not something you
offer up until you have to.
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Exactly.
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Anyway... you seem all calm now.
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Thanks.
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I'd be freaking out
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if you weren't here, though.
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Any good responses?
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87 likes and 17 comments so far.
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Talk of the town.
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Oh, um, I left out your name,
just in case you're worried.
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So, what are you calling me, then?
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How about "Martini Lover"?
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I like "Martini Lover."
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It's got that quality of
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slightly decadent espionage
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that people always associate me with.
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Done.
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You should be going out
with a martini lover.
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"Rob" is too ordinary somehow.
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Yasmine and...
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Rob.
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Maybe we just need to rebrand Rob.
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Like "New Rob."
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Oh, I can't believe Old
Rob ever got this far.
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Guys will check you out
and then pull focus to me,
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and they're all thinking,
"No, he is never with her."
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I think that's in your head.
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Meanwhile, I'm asking myself,
"Well, do I seem nervous?
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"Eh, will obsessing about being nervous
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"make me appear more nervous?
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Does she think I'm a total nerd?"
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Everyone does that, Rob.
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But for me, it's paralyzing.
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And so, I have no bandwidth
left for the actual experience.
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Does that make sense?
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Oh.
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I suppose I'll have a scar.
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- Souvenir.
- I guess it's better than
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getting your name tattooed on my arm.
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A guy did that for me once.
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Why am I not surprised? Is that your ex?
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Mm-hmm.
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Do you mind?
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- Uh, no. Go ahead.
- Oh.
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Number one, right?
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I'm earthy. I'm not a barbarian.
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It's like we've
fast-forwarded years somehow.
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How do you mean?
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People are so concerned to
put on this big front normally,
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but now you've seen me
at my most vulnerable.
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Frightened, bleeding...
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- Naked.
- Exactly.
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It's my worst fear realized.
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And it's not that bad.
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So, when I had my bike accident,
I must have gone ass over tit,
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because the next thing
I remember is waking up
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in an ambulance with
my face out to here.
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- Oh. Oh, no.
- And the surgeon is saying
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that they're gonna put a
little incision in my head
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to go in with a little spoon
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to lift the cheekbone back into place.
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Okay, well, that doesn't sound that bad.
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Just as I'm getting the anesthetic,
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they explain that this
procedure doesn't always work.
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Okay, so what's the alternative?
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Alternative is they have
to put a steel plate in.
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- Okay?
- But to do that,
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00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,330
they have to slice you from ear to ear
269
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,134
across the top of your head,
270
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,187
- and then peel your face off.
- No, no, no, no! Stop, stop,
271
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,231
- stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
- And just as they're telling me this,
272
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,045
- one of the great panic attacks of my career is kicking off.
- Aah!
273
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,641
And then the drugs take hold,
and I'm off to la-la land.
274
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,597
Okay, well, everyone
would react the same way.
275
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,677
Yeah, maybe. As it turns out,
276
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,773
Plan A worked fine. Scary, though.
277
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,025
I can't tell which one you broke.
278
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,447
- Good.
- Which one is it?
279
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,986
This one.
280
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,869
- They did a good job.
- Thank you.
281
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,715
Jesus.
282
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,639
Last of the Mohicans.
283
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,973
My father used to smoke like that
284
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,475
before he died.
285
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,976
I'm sorry.
286
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,520
- Was that the...
- Cause of death?
287
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,194
Didn't help.
288
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,612
Was he sick for long?
289
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,361
You really want to hear the story?
290
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,450
The short version is he had
a massive brain hemorrhage.
291
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,374
And the long version?
292
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,829
It was my 30th birthday.
293
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,835
Um...
294
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,667
we had a big party...
lots of family and friends.
295
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,723
Finally crawled into bed at
my boyfriend's at about 6:00.
296
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,638
The next morning, my
father made breakfast
297
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,006
and brought it up to my mother in bed.
298
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,894
She told me afterwards
that they made love,
299
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,932
and then he dozed off
while she showered.
300
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:24,845
When she came out,
his face had collapsed
301
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,606
and, uh, his speech was slurred.
302
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,779
She called an ambulance, but
there was nothing to be done.
303
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,745
At the hospital, I sat
with him the whole time.
304
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,470
I remember going for a walk
305
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,178
while the nurse gave him a bed bath.
306
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,559
As she was finishing, I saw
him through the curtains.
307
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,016
He was naked,
308
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:08,060
hooked up to all these machines,
but he was so beautiful.
309
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,783
Like some Pietà by Michelangelo.
310
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:18,873
Anyway, he died an hour later.
311
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,750
You sure you don't want something?
312
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,842
I can't eat yet. I'll
just get some water.
313
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,509
- Let me get it.
- No, no. It's fine.
314
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:33,967
I'll get it. I can do it.
315
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,377
- You sure?
- Yeah.
316
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,596
Hey, how are you?
317
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,550
Ah.
318
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,878
I'm not getting you another.
319
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,974
Fair.
320
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,270
Do you ever wonder what kind
of disabled person you'd be?
321
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,976
See, that's the kind
of crap I fixate on.
322
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,860
- And what did you decide?
- Oh, I'd be awful.
323
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,188
I'd be consumed by anger and self-pity.
324
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,113
I'd certainly become an alcoholic.
325
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,402
You mean a full-blown one?
326
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,315
Ow. That stings more than my arm.
327
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,735
Sorry.
328
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,453
Low-hanging fruit.
329
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,787
I'd spend years in pointless litigation.
330
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,369
You're so hard on yourself.
331
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,964
And then, if any woman
ever showed me any kindness,
332
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,269
I'd make them regret it instantly.
333
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,213
How so?
334
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,343
Like, I would willfully mistake
it for romantic attention,
335
00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,842
and then I'd become enraged
if they didn't follow through.
336
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,635
Like, full incel.
337
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,719
Uh, I don't know you very well,
338
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,555
but this doesn't sound like you.
339
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,560
Just thank God this wound is gonna heal,
340
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,732
for all our sakes.
341
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,151
So, what kind of disabled
person do you think I'd be?
342
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,571
Oh. You'd be an inspiration.
343
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,400
- Would I, now?
- For sure.
344
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,235
You'd adjust really quickly.
345
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,200
You'd throw yourself into advocacy.
346
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,201
You'd be on the Paralympic archery team.
347
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,703
- There'd be TED Talks and cosmetics contracts.
- Oh.
348
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,785
All right, all right,
you might be overreaching.
349
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:33,001
No, you'd be, like, completely
redefining beauty standards
350
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,842
for the 21st century.
351
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,457
- You're ridiculous.
- I'm also high.
352
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,719
Thank you.
353
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,849
Didn't know you smoked.
354
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,441
I don't, really.
355
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,476
This is disgusting.
356
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:59,147
Can I ask you something serious?
357
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,573
Sure.
358
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,361
What happened with your boyfriend?
359
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,871
We hadn't known each other that long,
360
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,788
and we were suddenly into
this really intense thing.
361
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,618
That's good sometimes, no?
362
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,293
Was asking a lot.
363
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,041
- I was pretty hard to be around.
- No.
364
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:18,214
I think you have a slightly
false impression of me.
365
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,264
How?
366
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:23,508
Well... take this evening.
367
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:26,221
I seem like a total hero for
staying up all night with you,
368
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,722
- right?
- Well...
369
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,394
To everyone online,
I seem so considerate.
370
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:32,393
But what am I gonna do,
371
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,685
go to a nightclub and
check on you tomorrow?
372
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,899
When you put it like that, uh...
373
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:41,319
It's a bit too important to
me, though, that perception.
374
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,860
Now you're just being hard on yourself.
375
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:46,115
This isn't easy to admit,
376
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:48,197
but you've been so honest with me.
377
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:50,582
Everyone likes attention, Yasmine.
378
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:54,540
Yeah, but 87 likes is
a big disappointment.
379
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,881
Okay.
380
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,880
I want your neighbors to
see me through the windows
381
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:04,473
and desire me.
382
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,549
I want that paramedic to think
383
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,394
I'm the funniest girl he's ever met.
384
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,560
Why this need to make
strangers fall in love with me?
385
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,060
What's the difference?
386
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,232
- It's harmless.
- It's manipulative.
387
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,270
But so long as you're aware of it.
388
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:21,234
That comment you made
about guys checking me out.
389
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,895
You can't help that, surely.
390
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,324
Oh, I can.
391
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:26,452
I'm doing it.
392
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:30,993
What?
393
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:35,787
Okay. My friends and I used
to do this thing on the Metro,
394
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,292
as teenagers.
395
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,133
If you're going down the escalator,
396
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,378
we'd compete to get the
most guys to notice us.
397
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,460
How?
398
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:45,296
Eye contact.
399
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,971
A smile.
400
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,929
That's all it takes.
401
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,970
I have noticed that, actually.
402
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:54,024
So did my ex.
403
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,145
He'd call me on it.
404
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:02,017
I'd get defensive, convince
him that he was paranoid.
405
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,186
It was pretty shitty of me.
406
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:07,155
Hmm.
407
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,906
You're right, you know.
408
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,578
I'm really good at dating,
409
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,617
but I'm also hard to
be around long-term.
410
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,326
So we decided to take a break.
411
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,745
Oh.
412
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,344
Okay.
413
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,340
When was this?
414
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,552
A few weeks ago.
415
00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,973
Oh.
416
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:33,926
I'm sorry.
417
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,233
No. It's okay. It's...
418
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,188
You know, I mean,
419
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:42,898
we never really talked
about... anything serious.
420
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,440
Just small talk.
421
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,404
Well, it's certainly big talk now.
422
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,481
Did you get in and out okay?
423
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:23,981
Oh. Yes.
424
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,983
I've put some clothes
in the closet for you.
425
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,435
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
426
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:30,506
How was the apartment?
427
00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:32,758
Like the Manson murders crime scene.
428
00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:17,256
Coffee?
429
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,313
Thanks.
430
00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:23,767
- Danish or strudel?
- Mm. I don't care.
431
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:26,769
Rule is you got to answer.
432
00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,812
Danish, then.
433
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,566
Thank you.
434
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,076
What a gorgeous scene.
435
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,077
Yeah.
436
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,959
I'm impressed you've fought
the urge to put it on Instagram.
437
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,498
I would, but my battery's dead.
438
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,301
Yeah.
439
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,760
I got to say, I...
440
00:27:56,801 --> 00:28:01,221
I had fantasized about you staying over
441
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,273
and us getting breakfast.
442
00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:07,267
It was a little different
in my imagination.
443
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,401
Well, that could still happen.
444
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,478
Really? Even after tonight?
445
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:13,404
Please, don't have an anxiety attack.
446
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,572
Ooh. Shots fired.
447
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:20,031
Meantime, this is good.
448
00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:22,834
No?
449
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:25,788
Better than good.
450
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:29,540
Here. To your new, amazing life.
451
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:33,213
Oh, the apartment.
452
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:36,134
- Oh, my God.
- I'll help you clean up.
453
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,513
Will you help me move out?
454
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,429
Can we just sit here a bit?
455
00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:45,852
Sure.
456
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:50,061
But I might need to lay down.
457
00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:52,114
- Is it okay?
- Mm-hmm.
458
00:28:57,862 --> 00:28:59,822
Will you hold that for a sec?
459
00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:01,874
- Sure.
- Thanks.
460
00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:06,695
- What are you...
- I'm trying to...
461
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,075
- Let me.
- Would you?
462
00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:09,582
I can't do it.
463
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:12,883
- Thank you. Very sweet.
- Yeah.
464
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,648
- Can I say something?
- Hmm?
465
00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:39,903
I really appreciate this.
466
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:42,695
- Mm.
- No, I mean it.
467
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:45,740
I... I... I know that
we've only just now met
468
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,834
and nothing has really happened.
469
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:50,960
And I know that you're just
out of an intense relationship,
470
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:56,128
and I'm not really, probably,
you know, a long-term prospect.
471
00:29:56,170 --> 00:30:00,760
But I just want to
say, whatever happens,
472
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,429
this meant something.
473
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:06,259
Honestly, if I never see you again,
474
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,765
or if you stick around a very long time,
475
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:12,437
or anything in between
those two, it's all...
476
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,646
Yasmine, are you asleep?
477
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,113
Hmm?
478
00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,493
What?
479
00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:26,282
How much of that did you hear?
480
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:29,195
Why are you still talking, Rob?
481
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:32,745
I don't know. I'm sorry.
482
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:37,251
I'm good.
483
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:10,030
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