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摩登情愛

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我好累，我不開心

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我看不出有什麼意義

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又貴又浪費時間，根本沒用

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要是上瑜伽課不會變挺，誰會繼續上

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我的天哪

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拜託，那是尷尬的笑

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這樣吧

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到此為止，我受夠了

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好，就這樣，我也受夠了

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-我們何不…
-不要

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半年前

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從此刻開始，這對夫妻只有一個目標

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孵好牠們的蛋

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這笨拙的芭蕾舞步
有必要牠們會練習無數次

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這對夫妻的合作關係到此為止

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漫長的努力全都白費了

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如今已無留下來的理由

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牠們緩緩走回海裡

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其他夫妻也失去了牠們的蛋

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至於…

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我出去打電話給小孩

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筋疲力竭的企鵝媽媽要趕快離開

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牠得盡快進食否則會死亡

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嘿，妳沒事吧？

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妳錯過了最後20分鐘

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最後白雪被企鵝大便染成一片黑

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我只是覺得有點…

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我真的不想…

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沒有，結局是好的

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-那就好
-對呀

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就算結局是不好的
也只會覺得“現場一定臭到爆”

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要走了嗎？

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好

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-妳沒事吧？
-沒事

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我們是那樣嗎？

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我們是哪樣？

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就像一對企鵝夫妻？

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為了養好我們的小孩在一起？

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什麼？才不是，我們…

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妳又沒看到結局

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我一直有種感覺等他們離開

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等小孩離家

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我們就玩完了

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這話也太難聽

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不，這話一點也不難聽

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完全非常合理

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萬一我們不再有足夠的共通點

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來填滿這麼多的白天

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還有夜晚，這麼多的夜晚

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我們要一起共度，只有我們兩個

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小孩都不在身邊？

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這個嘛

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我們去參加遊輪旅遊之類的

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參加40年的遊輪旅遊？

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有何不可呢？

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好，那我們要聊什麼？

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什麼？

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奮力一搏

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他是個演員，所以他一整個自戀又幼稚

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他工作時，一切都有人幫他打點

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有人照顧他，有人幫他梳頭髮

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有人幫他準備早餐、午餐和點心

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有人幫他準備晚餐

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冷了有人拿外套包住他，並遞上熱食

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她把我講得…

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首先我當然很感謝這一切

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再來他們這麼做是因為我人在片場

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沒辦法回家弄午餐

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他們幫我梳頭
是因為那是他們的工作

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媽呀，我竟然得為這些辯解

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你現在是在不高興什麼？

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因為，不然妳要我怎樣？
自己幫角色梳頭？

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“嗨，抱歉，我可以自己梳頭嗎？
雖然那是你的工作

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“但我不想讓我老婆生氣”

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我不是生氣

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我只是說明你這一生都在享受特權

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你習慣有人詢問你的需求

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然後滿足你的需求

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你因此在情感和心智上都不成熟

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怎麼說？妳到底要我怎樣？

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沒怎樣

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那丹尼斯沒在工作時呢？

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我會照顧小孩

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沒錯，他會照顧小孩

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他把小孩照顧得很好

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或許妳該…

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不過他沒在工作時

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他需要人關照，完全沒自信又超無趣

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才沒這回事

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好吧，就算有那麼一點點

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我覺得並不影響我跟家人的相處

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我沒說會影響

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而且我休假時
她會塞一堆家事給我

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一副要確認我有確實盡責的樣子

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我都照單全收

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我很清楚我一工作人就像不見

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我常不在，我知道

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但感覺她在心裡默默記下

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我不在的每分每秒

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然後檢核每項家事

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仔細精算測量，非求得一個公平不可

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從來沒公平過

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你們會留時間給彼此嗎？

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哪方面？

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比如說，你們有約會之夜嗎？

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-有
-有

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-你們會做什麼？
-來這裡

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這就是你們的約會之夜？

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-對，我們之後會去看電影
-對

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有時候啦，如果沒太累的話

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那或許可以試試諮商以外的活動？

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好玩、輕鬆的日常生活小事也行

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共同的嗜好之類的

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妳可以建議一下嗎？

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比如說，我輔導的一些夫妻
喜歡上繪畫課

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是喔，我不太想…

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妳是指裸體寫生？我實在…

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不一定是裸體寫生

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可以畫水果、瓶瓶罐罐之類的

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我想想

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有些夫妻會去上舞蹈課

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-學著如何…
-我的天

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-也太俗氣了吧
-好像滿好玩的

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你們各自有什麼嗜好嗎？

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-我打網球
-食物，烹飪

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-怎樣？
-烹飪才不是你的嗜好

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他不需要嗜好
他的工作就是他的嗜好

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既然丹尼斯說烹飪是他的嗜好…

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並不是

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烹飪是我的嗜好，莎拉

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好吧，那我的嗜好是上廁所

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好樣的

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留時間給對方
一起做一件事，什麼事都好

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好吧

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好唄

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好了，別這樣

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別怎樣？別得分？

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不是，我們根本還沒開始比賽

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別把球打偏，害我打不回去

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我就是打球
我怎麼知道妳打不打得回來？

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天哪，好吧

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來比賽，你先發球

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好，這樣吧

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要是球彈兩下才打到，就扣一分

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要是球還沒落地就打到

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就加一分，先得20分的獲勝

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什麼？不要，我們打正規比賽

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我又不知道規則
打正規比賽對我怎麼公平？

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來嘛，一定很好玩，丹尼斯式網球

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我才不要打丹尼斯式網球
我要打正規網球

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那我輸定了

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誰在乎？打球是為了打球
不是為了輸贏

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是啦

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好吧

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好，你要不要試著好好發球？

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好好打個球對我們比較好吧

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我覺得死守規則不好玩

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不會，就是遵守規則才好玩
這樣才叫打球

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是啦，這根本不叫打球

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對手一直指使你該怎麼打球

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-天哪，好啦
-我懷疑比莉珍金

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會叫那個誰
那個克里斯艾凡絲比賽時放水

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讚啦，來吧！放馬過來

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又怎麼了？妳去哪？

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莎拉？妳去哪？

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回家

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她叫克里斯艾芙特，克里斯艾芙特

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沒有克里斯艾凡絲這個人，白痴

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一定有人叫這個名字

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莎拉！

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為什麼就不能去上舞蹈課？

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跟我一起學跳舞有那麼恐怖嗎？

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給我聽好

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你現在是說什麼？你在說…

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等一下，你要抽這玩意？

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到時候會有假菸

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對…我知道那玩意

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好，繼續

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好

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抱怨被你亂搞的交易

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-某個賤貨不想…
-賤

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賤貨，亂搞

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某個不想買你貨的人

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某個你想上的婆娘…

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好，等一下，很棒，真的很棒

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但你演的是一個
老你很多的男人，對吧？

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所以你的聲音要壓低一點

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懂我意思嗎？要沉穩一點

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是怎樣？那是什麼意思？

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不過是話劇社表演

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那不是重點

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你很棒，超棒的

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算了，抱歉，繼續，再一次

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給我聽好

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你現在是說什麼？你在說…

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那個被你斃了的賤貨？

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某個想買地的王八蛋？

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他很厲害

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某個不想買你貨的人？

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某個你想上的婆娘？

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把咖啡給我放下！

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高手才有資格喝咖啡

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你以為我在跟你搞笑？

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我沒在跟你搞笑

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我發現這個好地方

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我房裡有隻小野貓

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就是這樣

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就是這樣

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好的，香草都準備好了

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我要摘一點下來

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希望不要有莖在裡面，看起來還不賴

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嘿

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好的，接下來…

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試映會怎麼樣？

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很好，反應還不賴

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什麼節目？

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不知道，我睡著了

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幾點了？

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-不知道，1點、1點半吧
-天哪

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派對怎麼樣？

222
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,909
很好玩，對呀

223
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,119
有些什麼人？

224
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:30,455
妳不認識啦，就是平常那些混蛋

225
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,172
不過很好玩

226
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,881
我想喝水，妳要嗎？

227
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:54,362
出界！

228
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,111
-沒差，妳打到了
-當然有差

229
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,453
那只是直覺或反射之類的

230
00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,608
你整個大出界

231
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,446
沒有，不算

232
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,657
接得好，得兩分

233
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,695
靠，好痛

234
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,576
就是出界

235
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,053
要去看電影嗎？會不會太累？

236
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,927
我昨晚睡不好有點累，抱歉

237
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,144
沒關係

238
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,178
妳介意嗎？

239
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,267
丹尼斯！

240
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,308
嘿！

241
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:33,903
誰呀？

242
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,069
嘿！哥們！

243
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,401
-嘿！最近好嗎？
-見到你真開心

244
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,581
我老婆

245
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,789
最近怎麼樣？

246
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,791
多久沒見啦？

247
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,093
就東忙西忙，孩子們都好

248
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,593
小姐，妳是怎樣？

249
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,763
抱歉，糟糕

250
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,392
媽呀，真是的

251
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,551
-喂！
-媽的！

252
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,637
-他們很好，大家都好
-那就好

253
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,602
-太好了
-嗨

254
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:09,932
-嘿
-妳好

255
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,639
我們…

256
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,104
那個，我得先走了

257
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,267
下週跟你聯絡，你會在吧？

258
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,816
會，那週五開幕會見囉

259
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,819
-對，好
-週五…

260
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,530
改天見囉

261
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,571
-改天見
-遇到你真開心

262
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,534
-真的
-代我問候吉歐

263
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,744
-沒問題
-遇到你真好

264
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,034
-保重
-掰

265
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,330
剛剛超丟臉的

266
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,495
什麼，為什麼？

267
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,503
為什麼？你沒介紹我
把我晾在對街…

268
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,416
搞什麼？我讓你很丟臉嗎？

269
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,514
什麼？沒有啦！

270
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,049
我不記得那傢伙的名字
所以沒辦法介紹妳

271
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,763
我知道那傢伙的名字
他叫泰德艾倫

272
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,314
不是他，另一個
我不記得另一個傢伙的名字

273
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,968
那又怎樣？有點肩膀

274
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,306
別讓我像個傻子站在那裡

275
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,192
就因為你不想請別人
提醒你他的名字

276
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,310
我想認識一下泰德艾倫

277
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,939
妳剛認識他啦

278
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,122
妳的球，南西，漂亮！

279
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:16,003
15比40！喔耶

280
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:21,666
好，把球打到燈塔高度的人得三分

281
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,255
不要，我們就打…

282
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,181
三分

283
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,640
爸！

284
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,348
糟糕，南西，去撿球

285
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,429
你自己去撿

286
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,103
傑克，你去撿

287
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,644
我根本不想打球

288
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,135
你這段時間根本什麼也沒做

289
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,727
-去撿球吧
-你動都沒動

290
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:38,774
閉上妳的鳥嘴

291
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,685
嘿，我不喜歡，這樣不好

292
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,730
你沒事吧？

293
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,358
我看起來像沒事嗎？她砸到我雞雞

294
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,275
南西，這樣不對，知道嗎？

295
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,204
妳幹嘛砸他雞雞？

296
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,741
我不是故意砸他雞雞
我是想砸他睪丸

297
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,575
好了，好樣的

298
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:55,211
可以繼續打球嗎，拜託？
搞砸了你開心了嗎？

299
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,788
真是好棒棒，丹尼斯

300
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:57,963
還滿好玩的呀

301
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,673
-有人覺得無聊嗎？我好無聊
-真的，超好玩的

302
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,591
只有妳想打正規網球

303
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,510
-多謝，閉嘴
-在妳砸中別人雞雞之前…

304
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,928
好了，拜託別在大庭廣眾
一直講“雞雞”兩字好嗎？

305
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,928
你搞不定你的交易
你什麼屁也搞不定

306
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,181
你就是個屁

307
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,102
所以老兄，給我滾，你輸定了

308
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,352
交易資源很弱

309
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,983
交易資源很弱？

310
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,730
媽的你說交易資源很弱？

311
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,442
弱的是你，我幹這行15年了

312
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,653
-你叫什麼名字？
-去你的，我就叫這個名字

313
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,652
想知道為什麼嗎，先生？

314
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,355
因為今晚你開現代汽車來這裡

315
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,485
我開八萬美元的BMW

316
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:30,742
那就是我的名字

317
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:35,540
你的名字叫不夠格
你玩不起這場大人的遊戲

318
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,420
你搞不定，就回家找老婆哭

319
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,958
這世界只有一件事算數

320
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,501
讓對方在虛線上簽下名字

321
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,626
聽到沒，他媽的廢渣？

322
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,006
她不行了

323
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,609
我忘了那句臺詞，不過…

324
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,614
沒人發現

325
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,155
是啦，但我呆掉了，有發現嗎？
呆了超久的

326
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,279
-沒有，沒人發現
-我發現了

327
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,986
妳睡著了，給我閉上鳥嘴

328
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,446
你不該看著睡著的觀眾

329
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,577
應該看著你的對手演員

330
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,254
-她說得對
-妳不該出現在那裡

331
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,422
-沒錯
-兒童不宜

332
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,340
我是覺得無聊到爆

333
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,459
-害我睡著
-好了

334
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,045
-閉嘴啦
-你才閉嘴

335
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,550
才怪，她超認真，妳超認真！

336
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,091
-抱歉打擾
-沒關係

337
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:34,176
我今天看到你演戲，你演得真好

338
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,507
-謝謝
-妳人真好，謝謝妳

339
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,639
可以拍張照嗎？

340
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,439
不太好吧，不過謝謝妳

341
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,649
不是，不是跟他，是跟他

342
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,650
不好意思，我是你的大粉絲

343
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,403
我超愛《突破》的

344
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,065
-你會繼續演嗎？
-謝謝

345
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,243
不會，影集會繼續拍

346
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,742
但我的角色故事在上季結束了，所以…

347
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:55,874
不會吧，為什麼？

348
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:56,950
你和艾莉森

349
00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,155
真的是最能讓我入戲的螢幕伴侶

350
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,786
-我超支持他們
-我也這麼覺得

351
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,503
這一對真的很吸引人，觀眾很喜歡

352
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,794
湯瑪斯的角色

353
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,417
他們得想辦法讓他回歸…

354
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:12,335
我們了解，這段故事發展完畢
觀眾想要新的劇情

355
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,335
說得沒錯

356
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,596
那是什麼感覺…

357
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,005
妳幹嘛？

358
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,599
-抱歉，我…
-我們一家人在吃飯

359
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,232
-莎拉…
-抱歉

360
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,599
不用抱歉，抱歉的是我

361
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,363
你幹嘛不說
“不好意思，我跟家人在吃飯”？

362
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,153
一下下而已

363
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,403
話說回來，妳的確是他的粉絲群

364
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,985
通常他很尷尬他的粉絲
都是超過50歲的單身老女人

365
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,659
不過好久沒人迷他了
所以他只能將就湊合

366
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,877
很抱歉

367
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,546
好的，那個，我們走吧

368
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,715
-我們要走了？
-對，我們要走了

369
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,178
走吧，傑克

370
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:03,806
很抱歉

371
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:09,940
我結婚了

372
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,939
我47歲

373
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,039
到此為止，我受夠了

374
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,793
好，就這樣，我也受夠了

375
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,275
我可以…

376
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,065
當然

377
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,494
那現在咧？

378
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,410
不知道，回家吧

379
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,424
問題是我有點餓

380
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,554
倒是想吃點東西

381
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,968
那就去吃東西吧

382
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:28,103
我本來真以為我們會白頭偕老

383
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:30,357
我真的以為

384
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:35,065
但我討厭現在在你身邊的自己

385
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:40,446
我發現自己有時會盯著你
等著你出錯

386
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,532
就是…

387
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,753
當你好像比較簡單

388
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,383
我嫉妒你，我…

389
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,128
我嫉妒你的生活和你的成就

390
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,421
感覺比我的有意思多了

391
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,676
我知道你也有你的煩惱

392
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,558
但感覺都是小事

393
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:08,979
我得煩惱所有沉重的大事
你卻袖手旁觀

394
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:13,649
你放我承擔那個角色，因為我很擅長

395
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,318
或許我不想擅長那些，你知道嗎？

396
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,242
或許我從來不想承擔那個角色

397
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:25,623
或許你一直不夠關心我
沒來問問我想不想

398
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,160
我覺得你把我推得遠遠的

399
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,633
一直把我推得遠遠的

400
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:37,260
遠離你的生活和樂趣和…

401
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,881
你從沒邀我一起出席

402
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,138
你的派對或首映或…

403
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:46,925
老覺得我一定不愛，老覺得

404
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:49,225
“他們超混蛋，我一定不愛

405
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,388
“我很清楚…”

406
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,820
我覺得你一心切割
我和你生活中的樂趣

407
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:01,110
因為你很清楚
如果你看到我出現其中

408
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,615
你會意識到那是我該出現的地方

409
00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,659
你就得覺得愧疚

410
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,420
你不讓我參與你的生活，丹尼斯

411
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,788
所以當我說我們沒共通點
用不著裝驚訝

412
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,917
會這樣都是你造成的

413
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,103
對不起

414
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,436
如果我能讓時光倒流做出改變

415
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:40,784
我很願意

416
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,195
可惜不能

417
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,236
不過妳說得沒錯

418
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:50,905
妳說得對，我對不起妳

419
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,134
真的很對不起

420
00:22:58,336 --> 00:22:59,496
好的

421
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,506
謝謝

422
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,466
我是個大笨蛋

423
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,375
幼稚鬼

424
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,641
我要是不注意一點

425
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,102
可能再過五年就會變得超悲慘

426
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,980
我真的不想

427
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,622
湯怎麼樣？

428
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,075
我根本食不知味

429
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,873
不曉得，熱的？

430
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,840
我要點東西來吃

431
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,626
兩位今晚想吃點什麼？

432
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:47,797
麻煩給我一個漢堡

433
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,724
七分熟，薯條換沙拉，對嗎？

434
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:54,273
對，不要，對，七分熟
但我要薯條

435
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,430
薯條

436
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,310
小朋友今晚去哪裡？

437
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:58,860
在家

438
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,398
我喜歡你們家小孩

439
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:01,691
謝謝，妳人真好

440
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,234
我說真的，我喜歡他們

441
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:06,487
我不算喜歡小孩，但我喜歡他們

442
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:15,906
你不相信她？

443
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:17,577
不相信，別家的小孩吧

444
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:30,973
兩年後

445
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:38,848
掰，媽，我愛妳

446
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,226
我也愛你

447
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:42,273
到了打電話給我，大學生

448
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,856
每天都要打給我

449
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:46,191
好啦，掰，小鬼，我會想妳

450
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:47,647
我要霸佔你的電動

451
00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:49,447
休想，敢碰我東西妳就死定了

452
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,574
好了

453
00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:01,169
媽答應我了，她說可以的
反正你上大學

454
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,628
…還有你的房間四年

455
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,513
我知道你的密碼

456
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:46,132
-好
-準備好了嗎？

457
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:48,302
-好了，來吧
-好

458
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,189
抱歉、抱歉

459
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,783
不會，好球，很棒，15比0

460
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:08,988
好

461
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:26,498
抱歉

462
00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:28,381
不會，打得好

463
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,797
-幾點了？
-5點50分

464
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,046
-要繼續打嗎？
-好呀

465
00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:18,429
你發球

466
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:21,808
五比四！

467
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:26,848
賽末點？

468
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,823
-感覺不賴
-對呀

469
00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,041
還不賴