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摩登情愛

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妳超乎了我的夢想

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妳聰明、漂亮

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有教養、又善良

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今天滿21歲了

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任何人都會以身為妳的父親為榮

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不過呢，妳的父親不是別人

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是我

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不敢相信我竟然這麼幸運

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敬泰咪

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21歲生日快樂

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謝啦，爸

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但你沒必要這麼誇張

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搞得我在瑪迪面前超尷尬

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不會，我喜歡，繼續講

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原諒我，瑪迪

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寶貝女兒也不是天天21歲生日

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好了啦

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願妳成年後的第一年

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引妳走上康莊大道
成為妳註定成為的

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那了不起的女人

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愛妳喔，泰咪

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你再講下去我就真的要吐了

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而且我18歲就成年了，爸，真的！

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妳也剛滿21歲，對吧，瑪迪？

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對，三個月前

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希望妳爸不像
這多愁善感的老頭害妳尷尬

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-幹嘛這樣
-他沒有

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這是我的21歲生日

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我的慶祝方式我爸不一定會同意

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不過也沒差，因為他不在

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我已經很習慣沒有爸爸

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我甚至沒那麼常想起他了

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我們應該使用標準CBT…

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直到有個人讓我想起他

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-一直
-理論上…

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這傢伙

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他的毛衣永遠沾著麵包屑

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他的鬢角綴著些許灰髮

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他的頭髮頂部有點稀疏

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但他也很帥

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像某個演員
在退休協會廣告裡扮演爸爸

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…生死全靠它了

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基本上他就是個超正老爸

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他唯一的問題是肚子不夠大

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所謂完美老爸狀態
他的肚子要碰到膝蓋才行

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我想到一個辦法

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我要烤餅乾放茶水間，傳下去

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巧克力豆口味或燕麥口味

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我就知道他會選巧克力豆

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我就是知道

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他看起來像老爸
這只是一頓晚餐吧？

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我用盡所有藉口，在他辦公室外逗留

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他當然愛聽古典樂

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就跟所有自信的機器人天才一樣

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我要找個理由進他辦公室

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看看他的桌子、他的藏書

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說不定他還擺了盆栽？

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過去的照片？

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哈囉？

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嗨，有什麼事嗎？

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是音樂的關係

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-太大聲嗎？
-不是

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只是好奇是誰的音樂

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是馬友友

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巴哈大提琴無伴奏組曲

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妳喜歡？

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很喜歡

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好的

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我要一杯咖啡，加點牛奶

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-嗨
-嗨

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那些巧克力豆餅乾都是妳做的

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被發現了

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我全吃掉了，害我變胖，瑪德琳

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只有我爸會叫我全名

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大家通常都叫我瑪迪

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你愛喝咖啡？我也愛喝咖啡

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愛吃鴨肉嗎？

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鴨肉誰不愛？

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改天要不要一起吃晚餐？

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公司有個研究人工智慧的資深工程師

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什麼水下無人機，可以收集海洋數據

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測量鹽度、碳含量之類的天才玩意

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聽起來滿酷的

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我今晚要跟他吃晚餐

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-聽起來超詭異
-才不會，又沒什麼

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-怎麼說？
-他大我差不多30歲

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這又阻止不了他們

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我瞭，但他真的超老的

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他完全就像我老爸，連味道也像

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妳還聞他的味道？

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我把資料送去他辦公桌

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我靠向他

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聞到淡淡的老男人味道

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跟我爸身上的一樣

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真有這玩意，老男人的味道

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去查查

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他們會製造更多苯并噻唑和壬醛

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壬醛？

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一種代謝物

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真的假的

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他身上還有抗胃酸鈣片的味道

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他可能有消化問題

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會不會是因為這樣
所以不會胖，不曉得

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所以今晚到底是怎樣？
你們約哪吃飯？

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他家

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他下廚？那就是約會啦！

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不是約會

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那妳幹嘛燙衣服？

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我每天都燙衣服

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從什麼時候開始？

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從現在開始

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好吧，瑪迪，隨便妳怎麼說

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總之不是約會就別上床
不然就會變成…

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約會

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-就說不是約會
-好啦

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那是個約會

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但算是跟老爸的約會

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你聽聽他問的問題

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瑪德琳，妳喜歡旅行嗎？

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妳對未來的自己懷抱什麼夢想？

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妳幹嘛一直窩在研發部門？

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完全就是老爸會問的問題

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開會時妳總是那副表情

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好像看著眼前的人間喜劇

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為自己寫的小說做筆記

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妳是個觀察者，總是觀察著一切

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就像現在，我在觀察你下廚

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很開心妳來了

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我不太確定妳會不會來

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來，嚐嚐這個燉飯

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應該要綿密又帶點口感，吹一吹

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小心燙

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很綿密

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那絕對是個約會

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吃完甜點就回家

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放輕鬆

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彼得？

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這裡

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嘿，過來

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我想讓妳聽聽這個

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舒曼發瘋之前寫給他老婆的

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他身上有葡萄酒和橘子的味道
還有可靠的味道

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他的被單是灰色的

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他就是灰色的被單

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我整個人飄飄然

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真好

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我就知道妳會喜歡

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你會打高爾夫球嗎？

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不會，怎麼了？

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你的襪子上面有小小的果嶺

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有嗎？

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有啦，你看

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嚇死妳

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等一下，別亂丟

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-為什麼？
-我喜歡你的襪子

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我這樣比較舒服

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怎樣妳會比較舒服？

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講故事給我聽

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什麼樣的故事？

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我小時候的故事

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妳小…那時我還不認識妳

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對，但如果你認識呢？

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跟你玩的啦，就是一個遊戲

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好，什麼遊戲？

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就是…

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你假裝是我爸

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妳爸？我假裝是妳爸？

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你想玩再玩

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那妳真正的爸爸呢？

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在我11歲時死了

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很遺憾

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然後妳要我…

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不是啦，如果你覺得怪就不要

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-算了
-是有點怪

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那就算了，不玩了

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很久很久以前

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別這樣

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有一個小女孩

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她有一雙藍色大眼

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一頭金色短髮
她的名字叫做瑪德琳

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好了，別說了，拜託，好尷尬

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我喝太多酒了，一整個超白痴

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發生什麼事了？

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我上週跟朋友慶祝她生日

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她爸爸在場

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他說了好多
“我以妳為榮”之類的話

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“妳是個優秀的年輕女性

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“妳一定會實現妳的夢想

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“一切都會很美好”

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我整個超崩潰

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從來沒人對我說這種話

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在那之後，我就瘋了

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對不起

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不會

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嘿，我懂的

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你懂？

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怎麼會？

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因為我是個爸爸

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真的假的？

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幾個？

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兩個

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幾歲？

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他們都比妳大

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天哪

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走吧

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之後幾個禮拜
我的天才和我維持友好卻遙遠的關係

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我很驚訝自己竟然這麼思念他

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幸好我還有他的高爾夫襪

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燉飯夜那晚我把襪子帶回家

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我發現這雙襪子能讓我好睡

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我的天才那晚的確說了他懂我

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“沒關係，我懂”

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他是這麼說的

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或許我需要再跟他見面

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妳看起來好哀傷，怎麼不笑一笑？

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妳笑起來會比較好看

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這位大哥
我沒義務讓你覺得好看

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要不要笑是我的事

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所以醜妳也沒差？

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你不能好好看路、安靜開車嗎？

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沒必要這種語氣
我只是想表達善意

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小心！

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我的優步司機很好心地
為我安排了一場車禍

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我很清楚我想打給誰

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警官，她可以走了嗎？

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我想帶她去掛急診檢查一下

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00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,740
急診？沒必要吧

229
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,993
妳可能會有腦震盪，檢查一下比較好

230
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,162
這次就聽妳爸的，妳可以走了

231
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,995
謝謝，警官，走吧

232
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:41,089
見到妳真好，雖然是在這種情況下

233
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,505
謝謝你來

234
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,389
我很開心妳打給我

235
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,637
我很驚訝，但很開心

236
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,686
我想你

237
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,069
我也是

238
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,570
我真的不需要做核磁共振

239
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,203
我的頭碰都沒碰到

240
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,160
但彼得對我展現滿滿父愛

241
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,701
我覺得有義務平息他的恐懼

242
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,786
而且核磁共振又不會痛
一點也不痛

243
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:17,082
-妳會幽閉恐懼嗎？
-超級，我在小空間會恐慌

244
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,881
我在這裡陪妳

245
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,094
你可以抓住我的腳嗎？

246
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,422
當然，我會全程抓住妳的腳

247
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,967
如果我腳趾縮起來
表示我在害怕，好嗎？

248
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,508
好，如果妳腳趾縮起來
我會知道妳在害怕

249
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,523
我會搓搓妳的腳趾
讓妳知道一切都會沒事

250
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,366
一切都會沒事

251
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,579
我愛死那次核磁共振

252
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,963
那是我人生最美好的45分鐘

253
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,353
接下來兩三個禮拜

254
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,928
我的天才幫我解決所有大小難題

255
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,854
-給你
-謝謝

256
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,853
他就像個夢幻老爸

257
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,606
卡在裡面是妳的便便嗎？

258
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,478
妳相信嗎？

259
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,987
不敢相信，無法相信

260
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,574
-他超讚的
-真的

261
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,447
我也想要

262
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:32,951
妳自己有

263
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,584
搞定

264
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,876
我的天才和我開始約週末出去玩

265
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,431
不知為何他就是知道該做什麼

266
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:49,968
這隻山羊…

267
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,602
-聲音聽起來好像人
-天哪，也太誇張了吧

268
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,516
我裝弱裝得很徹底

269
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,936
竟然讓彼得買棉花糖給我吃

270
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,322
即使對我來說，這都太超過了

271
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,860
他還送我海獅娃娃

272
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,410
阿公！阿公！

273
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,414
我們…走吧

274
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,912
幹嘛把我拉走？

275
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,754
我們去那裡看猴子

276
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,371
你在躲那個小朋友嗎？

277
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,747
妳在說什麼？

278
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,961
哇，是強納森耶！哈囉！

279
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,295
你怎麼會跑來動物園？
沒打電話跟我們說一聲

280
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,051
對呀，我來很怪吧，我也沒想到

281
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,045
我是瑪迪，彼得的同事

282
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,389
我是萊斯莉

283
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,643
萊斯莉是我女兒

284
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,017
你們星期天也要上班？

285
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,483
對呀，超沒人性的

286
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,320
公司逼超緊的，有夠狠

287
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,649
所以你們決定跑來動物園休息，哇

288
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,856
真妙！

289
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,775
-是滿怪的
-對呀

290
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,333
妳有海獅耶

291
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,118
對呀，沒錯

292
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:58,122
我可以抱它嗎？

293
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,089
我愛他

294
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,840
好了，親愛的，該還人家囉

295
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,802
不要！我不要

296
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,842
不用還了，就送給他吧

297
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,046
沒關係的，對吧？

298
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,059
對吧？

299
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,805
對呀，當然了，送你吧

300
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,265
-說謝謝
-謝謝

301
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,895
聽著，我得回公司工作去了

302
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,034
好吧，跟阿公說再見，強納森

303
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,110
阿公擊掌

304
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,911
好，改天見，強納森

305
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:39,659
我們下週六一樣約早午餐對吧？
還是你要上班？

306
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,249
到時見

307
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,409
好

308
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,998
-掰掰，小子
-掰

309
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,753
-掰
-我要去看鱷魚

310
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,302
鱷魚…

311
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,679
我超愛剛剛的一切

312
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:56,590
真的嗎？

313
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,637
我以為妳…

314
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,812
我以為妳不會喜歡“阿公”的部分

315
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,232
開什麼玩笑？我超愛那部分

316
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,771
我愛剛剛的全部

317
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,265
除了搶走我的海獅這點

318
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,477
我已經幫他取名海獅先生了

319
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,572
對不起

320
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,709
天哪！太美了

321
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,918
-顏色很漂亮
-來吧

322
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,393
-好時尚喔，對吧？
-妳需要一件好大衣

323
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,348
妳穿現在那件會感冒

324
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,886
這件我可以

325
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,524
妳想要嗎？

326
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,150
這件要395元

327
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,609
那妳想要嗎？

328
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,909
真不敢相信我擁有這件大衣

329
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,988
我愛死了

330
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:01,123
-來，幫我個忙
-什麼忙？

331
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,740
-來，過來
-幹嘛？

332
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,867
聽我的，把帽子戴上

333
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,421
我的天哪

334
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,173
妳好可愛

335
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,631
媽的你在幹嘛？

336
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,512
怎樣？妳生氣了？

337
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,592
-剛那是怎樣？
-一個吻

338
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,097
我以為我們之間有點什麼
我以為妳喜歡我

339
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,310
-不是那種喜歡
-真的假的？

340
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,850
-我很驚訝…
-你大我30歲欸

341
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,305
妳現在是要拿年紀來攻擊我？

342
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,524
妳勾引了我好幾個禮拜，瑪德琳

343
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,145
-我？勾引你？
-對

344
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,111
我一直在暗示你

345
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:36,442
暗示我什麼？
妳一直在暗示我什麼？

346
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,738
用言語和態度暗示你

347
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,623
小心不傷害到你
我對你不是那種喜歡

348
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:45,749
你在想什麼啊？

349
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,158
妳冷靜一下好嗎？

350
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,747
少一副妳完全沒責任的樣子？

351
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,383
跟我一起躺在床上？

352
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,550
-那是依偎
-妳把那個叫做依偎？

353
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,419
妳可是用胸部頂著我
別說妳沒有

354
00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:01,007
天哪！我不是故意的
不然我要拿它們怎麼辦？

355
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,304
它們就長在前面，我完全沒那個意思

356
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,388
那是哪門子的依偎？

357
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,152
父女那種

358
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,861
“父女那種”？

359
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,649
所以我是妳老爸？

360
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,776
我們討論過這個話題

361
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,815
妳該長大了，這樣不健康

362
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,657
搞上比自己小40歲的人就健康？

363
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,413
40歲？哪來的40歲？

364
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,405
才剛收下我送的華麗大衣

365
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,497
這敵意也太重了吧

366
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,166
很好

367
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:42,046
不敢相信你把我們的關係
降格為冷血的交易

368
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,635
是怎樣，大衣換上床？

369
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,596
開什麼玩笑？

370
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,851
這是一項交易？

371
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,688
-妳幹嘛？
-不要，拿去

372
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,771
-別這樣…
-還你

373
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:07,408
對不起，我說了不該說的話

374
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,912
我希望妳收下這件大衣

375
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,665
這不是交易，當然不是

376
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:16,963
-妳快凍僵了，快穿上
-不要

377
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,165
我再也不想碰這件大衣
去你的大衣

378
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,799
那這樣，穿我的好嗎？

379
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,574
情況有點失控

380
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,822
我沒那個意思，我只是…

381
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,618
我覺得自己好蠢，好嗎？

382
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,247
蠢的是我

383
00:22:55,792 --> 00:23:00,252
你買大衣送我，當然不是因為你人好

384
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:02,838
不是因為我需要，不是因為…

385
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:06,014
不是因為你想照顧我

386
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:09,854
我怎會以為這樣對你來說就夠了？

387
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,728
我不知道，瑪德琳，在妳經驗中…

388
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,106
這樣對男人來說夠嗎？

389
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,324
我不知道

390
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:24,986
我…

391
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:29,121
我對男人沒有任何經驗

392
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,914
我不知道那是什麼感覺

393
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:39,339
有個男人無條件照顧自己

394
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,156
那是妳期望太高

395
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,409
如果妳真以為能維持柏拉圖式的關係

396
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,951
我的意思是，他能從中得到什麼？

397
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:16,958
我

398
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:18,832
全部的我

399
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,630
除了性愛以外

400
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,752
妳確定不想跟老阿公上床？

401
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,593
我對他沒興趣，拜託，泰咪

402
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:29,635
是妳自己說超詭異的

403
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,719
是很詭異，但誰在乎咧？

404
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,184
有好就有壞

405
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:37,015
而且家裡的小燈壞了，需要有人修

406
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,270
妳真的不能再給他一次機會嗎？

407
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:51,741
我閉上眼睛
試著感覺跟我的天才做愛很舒服

408
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:53,655
我超努力

409
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,661
舒服嗎？喜歡嗎？

410
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,246
妳超辣的，妳…

411
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:01,041
別說話，好嗎？

412
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,335
但我實在無法想像跟他上床的畫面

413
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,669
我對他就是沒那種慾望

414
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,472
我決定徹底放下我的天才

415
00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:26,533
瑪德琳

416
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,204
什麼事？

417
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,240
方便出去談談嗎？

418
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:36,157
什麼事？

419
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,544
我有重要的事想跟妳說

420
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,211
天哪，我被炒了

421
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,380
-什麼？
-我被炒了，你要我離開公司

422
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,379
-對不對？對不對？
-等一下…

423
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:48,091
通常都是這種下場

424
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,472
我對你造成困擾

425
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,718
你想辦法要我消失在你的視線裡

426
00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:55,012
我會拿到爛考績

427
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:57,346
公司會發現我一直亂印東西

428
00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:58,471
然後炒了我

429
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,807
聽著，沒這回事

430
00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:04,361
真的嗎？

431
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,441
真的

432
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:09,570
我們兩個都有責任

433
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,954
我不會全怪在妳頭上

434
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:14,279
也不會想辦法把妳弄走

435
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:17,325
好嗎？

436
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,117
聽著

437
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,424
我找妳談談是因為我想…

438
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:27,705
告訴妳…

439
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:30,665
我要離開了

440
00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:32,931
什麼？

441
00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:34,594
我要走了

442
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:37,850
我要休息一下

443
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:40,096
什麼？這麼突然？

444
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,846
我剛好有機會安排休假

445
00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:48,145
是因為我嗎？

446
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,567
對

447
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:54,532
-對不起，我從沒…
-不用對不起

448
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:55,493
不用對不起

449
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,034
-我從沒…
-我知道

450
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,078
這件事讓我想了很多

451
00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:05,915
我覺得…

452
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,297
你在哭嗎？

453
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:17,354
你這年紀哭不會有點奇怪嗎？

454
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,850
我為什麼不能哭？
我為什麼不能有情緒？

455
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:23,602
就因為我年紀大？

456
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:31,105
以為大人就不會受傷

457
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,109
這想法根本是狗屁

458
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,820
大家都一樣，都要努力想通

459
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,877
我真的很抱歉

460
00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,596
我有話想對妳說

461
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,443
我要妳好好聽清楚，瑪德琳

462
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:09,272
好的

463
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:12,443
我要妳知道…

464
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,620
妳是個很棒的女生

465
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,409
聰明

466
00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:29,134
機靈、漂亮

467
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,920
妳一定能完成…

468
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,633
妳下定決心完成的夢想

469
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:40,338
妳已成長為一個優秀的年輕女性

470
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:45,350
妳是所有父親夢想擁有的女兒

471
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,479
我非常

472
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,572
非常以妳為榮，瑪德琳

473
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,551
就在那一刻，有東西發生了變化

474
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:17,799
看著我的天才離我遠去

475
00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:20,222
我感覺如釋重負、心被撕裂

476
00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:23,385
他的話有股轉化的力量

477
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,556
突然間，我終於長大了

478
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:29,774
等一下！