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你！就是你，緊張哥

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是你拿走的嗎？

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不是，老爺

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知道是誰拿的嗎？

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不知道，老爺

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好吧

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放飛

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我叫你放飛

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一發命中

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挺鼻哥

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對

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是你拿的嗎？

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-不是，老爺
-知道是誰拿的嗎？

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是他拿的

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他會用那對大耳朵飛走

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放飛

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出問題了

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是喔？

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你有拿宙斯的手錶嗎？

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當然沒有

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我們得把錶找出來

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什麼？為什麼？

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因為他設立了戰情室，又在屠殺球僮

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-什麼？
-害我只能自己煮咖啡

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-什麼戰情室？
-我現在就站在裡面

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我看到總共兩階段

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可說是嚴重惡化

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他有什麼毛病？

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你對特洛伊人的懲罰
可能讓他有點失望

30
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是，他有跟我說

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聽著，波賽頓，他顯然需要發洩一下

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但他說得先找到手錶才能著手

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所以你去找那孩子問問

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-哪個孩子？
-戴歐尼修斯

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交給我吧

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我叫你放飛

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《脫線神話》

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很久很久以前，真的真的很久以前

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我曾是自由之身

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跟所有人一樣，能自由體驗人生

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天啊，我好愛某個人

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膝蓋還好嗎？

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糟透了

44
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我現在半夜都得起床小便

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我懂

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卡戎，好久不見

47
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可不是嗎？

48
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下次再隔這麼久，我可能就死了

49
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我好想你

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我愛你

51
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我知道

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我是真心的

53
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出什麼事了？

54
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宙斯嗎？

55
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他要對我下手

56
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希望你能告訴我原因

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不能告訴你

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我要你答應我一件事

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儘管說

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你會遇到某些人

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或許是幾年後

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一定要幫助他們

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怎麼幫？

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保護他們安全

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你看到標記就知道了

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什麼標記？

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你可能要說清楚一點才好懂

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你就答應我吧

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這比一切都還重要

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拜託嘛

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請發誓

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當然

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你發誓？

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我發誓

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謝謝

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對不起

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幹嘛道歉？

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請盡量不要恨我

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維護大局總要以個人犧牲為代價

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沒有例外

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真的要從那裡進去嗎？

82
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穿過垃圾桶？

83
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這不是開玩笑？

84
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這樣才低調

85
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一直都很低調

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你現在動輒得咎，最好閉上鳥嘴…

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好啦，對不起…

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加油

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把他帶回來

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沒問題

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我愛你

92
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謝謝你的幫忙

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我一定會成功

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我對你有信心

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反正我也生無可戀

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請幫幫他

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幫助安納托

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互相照應

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-沒問題
-我們還有很多眷戀

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瞭解

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對了，丹尼斯

102
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我們的小貓需要人餵

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可以麻煩你嗎？

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好，沒問題

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濕飼料在水槽下，乾飼料…

106
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波利，所以乾飼料在哪？嗯？

107
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麻煩好好珍惜那隻手錶

108
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這隻啊，沒問題

109
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放心，我們不會告訴你爹地

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表演結束了

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奧菲斯，加油

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這些不合身

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給你什麼就穿什麼

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叫你做什麼就做什麼

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奧菲斯，我去你媽的

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你受傷了嗎？

117
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你實在不該來這裡

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你還偷了太太的錢幣

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是沒錯

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我只想得出這種跟她重逢的下策

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我知道這麼做很荒唐

122
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但我是真心愛她

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我答應你太太會照顧你

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我深受你在酒吧的人偶演繹感動

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令郎的事請節哀

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拜託你

127
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我們在這無依無靠

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至少努力試著信任彼此吧？

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謝謝

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我們得渡過守誓河

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好，走吧

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奧菲斯很有用

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那種自我中心的人
三兩下就能接受光榮使命

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毫不懷疑這種使命是否別有用心

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（每日死者清單）

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其他人則需要更多外力推一把

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額外培訓於今晚六點開始

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（歡迎來到水仙平原）

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大煌

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坐下…

141
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想去散步嗎？

142
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我絕不會幫你鬆開項圈

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好啦

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但你得保證要乖乖的，知道嗎？

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好吧

146
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大煌！

147
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手錶不會長腳走掉

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一定是有人拿走的

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放飛

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我是宙斯，忙到不行

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宙斯，我是波瑟芬妮，有事向你稟報

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冥界出問題了

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有一條靈魂從無何有之鄉逃跑了

154
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你在做什麼？

155
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黑帝斯，不要

156
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留言已刪除

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黑帝斯，一定要告訴他出了什麼狀況

158
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不用，我自己解決就好

159
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現在出大事了，你也心知肚明

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黑帝斯，靈魂怎麼會憑空消失？
這怎麼可能？

161
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萬一不止一條呢？
萬一這只是個開端呢？

162
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這才不是什麼開端
只不過是個提醒、當頭棒喝

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宙斯要我管理冥界，出事是我的錯

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-不是你的錯
-明明就是

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我一直偷懶沒監管無何有之鄉

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放任狀況惡化

167
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但塞翁失馬，焉知非福

168
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我們一定會找到那條靈魂，搞定狀況

169
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只要用心，沒有我彌補不了的過錯

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相信我

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絕對沒必要報告宙斯

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大煌

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大煌

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大煌

175
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你還好嗎？

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我們必須幫助他們

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幫誰？

178
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那裡的所有人

179
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哪裡？

180
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我是因為紀念碑才被送到那的吧？

181
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因為那坨糞便、我對眾神出言不遜…

182
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是我不好，全都是我的錯

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讓我幫你，你得穿過轉生門

184
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我已經穿過轉生門了

185
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什麼？

186
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凱尼厄斯

187
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待在這別亂跑

188
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是你把狗放跑的嗎？

189
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你抓到牠了？太好了

190
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一點都不好，牠在傳真機上撒尿

191
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對不起，牠太興奮了

192
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是我不好，我帶牠去散步，我很想牠

193
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不過我剛才遇到…

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什麼？

195
00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:08,883
-沒事
-恭喜

196
00:14:08,963 --> 00:14:09,803
什麼？

197
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,203
從來沒人這麼快就毀了我的休假

198
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給我滾回去工作

199
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是

200
00:14:29,323 --> 00:14:30,203
你還好嗎？

201
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沒事

202
00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:36,763
-其實…
-早

203
00:14:37,363 --> 00:14:38,443
你說什麼？

204
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沒什麼

205
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可以坐這嗎？

206
00:14:45,763 --> 00:14:47,083
可以，請坐

207
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不行，我們都是擺渡人

208
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,963
我其實也是擺渡人

209
00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:53,163
我剛被分派這份職務

210
00:14:54,723 --> 00:14:55,763
可是這不可能啊

211
00:14:56,443 --> 00:14:57,563
顯然是有可能

212
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不對，必須先在這工作好幾年才行

213
00:14:59,803 --> 00:15:01,603
我哪知道，他們說現在有波招募潮

214
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,803
現在需要更多擺渡人

215
00:15:02,883 --> 00:15:04,043
擺渡人是什麼？

216
00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:05,363
拜託哦

217
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,523
那是糖嗎？

218
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:15,923
是鹽巴

219
00:15:16,443 --> 00:15:17,843
為什麼要加？

220
00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:20,603
加了才能嚐到味道

221
00:15:21,123 --> 00:15:21,963
心理作用啦

222
00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:27,843
但我們做各種事到底是為什麼？

223
00:15:27,923 --> 00:15:30,563
吃喝拉撒、洗洗睡，我們是死人耶

224
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是沒錯，但我們又不是野人

225
00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:33,963
這些是例行公事

226
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讓我們感到正常

227
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正常，是

228
00:15:41,363 --> 00:15:43,523
-但為什麼…
-你還真是個好奇寶寶

229
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:47,083
根據個人經驗，愛發問的人都會惹事

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瞭解，抱歉

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兩百年

232
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一眨眼就過去了

233
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-你今晚要參加嗎？
-參加什麼？

234
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:02,043
你沒拿到傳單嗎？

235
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:04,643
艾翠安！

236
00:16:05,483 --> 00:16:06,323
對喔

237
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,843
順便也給她一張

238
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謝謝

239
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,323
（擺渡人迎新派對－水仙平原酒吧）

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你會參加嗎？

241
00:16:21,243 --> 00:16:22,483
當然會

242
00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:25,203
你呢？

243
00:16:28,243 --> 00:16:29,483
可以想想再決定嗎？

244
00:16:30,643 --> 00:16:31,523
當然可以

245
00:16:35,563 --> 00:16:36,443
丹尼斯

246
00:16:49,963 --> 00:16:50,803
丹尼斯？

247
00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:54,283
丹尼斯，別耍我

248
00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:02,563
終於找到你了

249
00:17:26,803 --> 00:17:27,803
好，再見

250
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,923
（唯有宙斯能拯救我們）

251
00:18:01,403 --> 00:18:02,403
別吵

252
00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:10,163
你說得對

253
00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:15,123
你說過不會再用這招了

254
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:17,603
是我，不是你爸

255
00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:19,803
那你這樣絕對是違規

256
00:18:19,883 --> 00:18:22,523
-請恕我先告辭…
-你有拿他的手錶嗎？

257
00:18:24,883 --> 00:18:26,803
-什麼手錶？
-別裝傻

258
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,243
立刻到水族館找我

259
00:18:43,203 --> 00:18:44,483
終於來了

260
00:18:47,123 --> 00:18:48,163
過來抱一個

261
00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:50,163
快點

262
00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:54,723
-小心…
-你好

263
00:18:54,803 --> 00:18:56,283
小貓咪

264
00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:00,963
你幹嘛拿走手錶？

265
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:07,003
你再這麼幼稚下去
他就會繼續把你當小孩子

266
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,803
我是真心認為你有潛力

267
00:19:08,883 --> 00:19:10,083
這我也說過了

268
00:19:10,163 --> 00:19:11,723
-真的假的？
-真的

269
00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:13,523
-但不是在你…
-被你說中了

270
00:19:15,043 --> 00:19:18,083
我真的幹了一件大事

271
00:19:18,163 --> 00:19:19,123
是嗎？

272
00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:20,563
什麼事？

273
00:19:22,523 --> 00:19:24,483
我把一個凡人弄進冥界

274
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,563
他沒通過考驗
但我逼命運三女神打開通道

275
00:19:27,643 --> 00:19:30,843
他會是第一個讓人死而復生的人類

276
00:19:30,923 --> 00:19:34,803
等他成功，我應該就會受人尊敬

277
00:19:36,363 --> 00:19:37,843
你他媽是在開玩笑吧？

278
00:19:40,003 --> 00:19:42,323
-什麼？
-你最好祈禱計畫失敗

279
00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:45,563
凡人反抗死亡，破壞宇宙結構？

280
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:49,003
要是凡人成功帶人離開冥界

281
00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:52,323
宙斯一定會消滅你

282
00:19:52,923 --> 00:19:54,443
他會想辦法消滅大家

283
00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,603
不過沒關係，沒事

284
00:19:59,683 --> 00:20:00,803
你的人不會成功

285
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:03,323
但不要加深你爸的疑心病

286
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,563
把手錶還他

287
00:20:04,643 --> 00:20:06,403
跟他說你是在地上撿到的

288
00:20:07,403 --> 00:20:09,203
只有那隻手錶能讓他冷靜下來

289
00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:11,283
好

290
00:20:11,363 --> 00:20:12,203
聽話

291
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,043
我…

292
00:20:17,563 --> 00:20:18,843
我還不了

293
00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:20,283
為什麼？

294
00:20:20,363 --> 00:20:23,363
手錶送給…別人了

295
00:20:23,963 --> 00:20:26,203
所以呢？又不是像破處就回不去了

296
00:20:26,963 --> 00:20:27,843
去討回來

297
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,403
我們以前都很開心耶

298
00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:38,923
我是宙斯

299
00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:40,123
忙到不行

300
00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:42,003
宙斯，你好

301
00:20:43,403 --> 00:20:44,523
你在嗎？

302
00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:48,043
好吧

303
00:20:48,963 --> 00:20:51,403
我是黑帝斯，聽也知道

304
00:20:53,203 --> 00:20:57,923
向你報告一下
我們已新招募了一批擺渡人

305
00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:02,523
他們都已受過訓，也…

306
00:21:03,643 --> 00:21:04,643
很出色

307
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:06,123
還不行

308
00:21:06,883 --> 00:21:10,043
沒有冥界應付不了的難題

309
00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:12,763
所以就儘管交代下來吧

310
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,483
如果你要的話

311
00:21:19,763 --> 00:21:20,683
再見

312
00:21:31,643 --> 00:21:32,643
轉生快樂

313
00:21:36,923 --> 00:21:37,803
幹嘛？

314
00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:43,203
我只是…搞不懂，擺渡人有何必要？

315
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,723
我們幫助人們穿過轉生門

316
00:21:45,803 --> 00:21:46,963
引導他們

317
00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:49,403
但為何需要增加人手？

318
00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:51,323
只是轉生而已，有什麼好趕的？

319
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:54,763
知道我為何不再提問嗎？

320
00:21:55,643 --> 00:21:56,923
因為惹上麻煩了？

321
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,283
因為我從來都沒得到答案

322
00:22:01,963 --> 00:22:04,163
這裡是冥界，到處充滿無可奈何

323
00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:05,323
你已經很好運了

324
00:22:05,403 --> 00:22:07,963
我多希望能穿過去，但我債務未償

325
00:22:08,763 --> 00:22:10,763
那你打算怎麼辦？

326
00:22:12,843 --> 00:22:14,563
就幫助他們吧

327
00:22:14,643 --> 00:22:15,483
傾聽

328
00:22:17,123 --> 00:22:18,403
好正直的人

329
00:22:22,283 --> 00:22:23,803
話說，你幾歲了？

330
00:22:23,883 --> 00:22:25,363
你長著一張娃娃臉

331
00:22:27,883 --> 00:22:31,203
嚴格來說，快40歲了

332
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:32,963
如果連冥誕都算進去的話

333
00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:35,123
繼續往前

334
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,123
你好

335
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,403
糟糕

336
00:22:42,483 --> 00:22:43,963
我們當初搭同一班渡輪

337
00:22:45,123 --> 00:22:46,283
你好嗎？

338
00:22:47,603 --> 00:22:48,923
我不會游泳

339
00:22:50,443 --> 00:22:53,483
我奉獻一生就為了能好好轉生

340
00:22:53,563 --> 00:22:55,243
可說是為死而生

341
00:22:55,323 --> 00:22:56,803
偉偌，但我現在

342
00:22:57,403 --> 00:22:59,363
心心念念各種錯過的事

343
00:22:59,443 --> 00:23:00,563
沒關係

344
00:23:00,643 --> 00:23:03,723
放下自我很困難吧？

345
00:23:03,803 --> 00:23:05,483
放下這個自我

346
00:23:05,563 --> 00:23:07,763
得了吧，快走啦

347
00:23:07,843 --> 00:23:08,723
你說什麼？

348
00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:10,803
拜託直接穿過轉生門啦

349
00:23:10,883 --> 00:23:13,003
你知道自己有多幸運嗎？

350
00:23:14,403 --> 00:23:16,323
原來是你啊，同船夥伴

351
00:23:16,923 --> 00:23:19,363
你說你死前侮辱了眾神

352
00:23:19,443 --> 00:23:21,363
看來你現在是罪有應得

353
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,843
-聽著…
-你這坨虔誠糞便

354
00:23:25,563 --> 00:23:27,123
差不多該穿過轉生門了吧？

355
00:23:38,323 --> 00:23:39,163
怎麼辦？

356
00:23:41,683 --> 00:23:44,043
看來只能游泳了，對吧？

357
00:23:46,243 --> 00:23:47,083
對

358
00:24:13,883 --> 00:24:16,003
-準備好了嗎？
-好了

359
00:24:27,003 --> 00:24:28,523
-你好！
-那邊的！

360
00:24:32,643 --> 00:24:34,923
喂！看這邊！

361
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:38,683
可以幫個忙嗎？

362
00:24:39,963 --> 00:24:41,083
搞屁啊

363
00:24:41,163 --> 00:24:42,363
先生！

364
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,683
-你們是從地穴來的？
-沒錯

365
00:24:50,243 --> 00:24:51,203
兩個都是？

366
00:24:51,843 --> 00:24:53,363
我們並列第一

367
00:24:54,883 --> 00:24:55,963
我們打算用游的，但…

368
00:24:56,043 --> 00:24:57,283
最好不要

369
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:01,603
可以載我們過河嗎？

370
00:25:02,923 --> 00:25:04,043
拜託

371
00:25:04,123 --> 00:25:05,643
拜託

372
00:25:07,603 --> 00:25:08,603
好

373
00:25:10,363 --> 00:25:11,923
先把衣服穿上

374
00:25:20,123 --> 00:25:22,003
讓路！

375
00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:24,163
讓路，勇士要過！

376
00:25:24,243 --> 00:25:27,923
我要回去，衝啊

377
00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:29,003
天啊

378
00:25:30,483 --> 00:25:31,323
怎麼了？

379
00:25:32,403 --> 00:25:33,443
上啊

380
00:25:38,723 --> 00:25:42,723
不會吧

381
00:25:42,803 --> 00:25:44,203
喂，凱妮絲

382
00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:47,603
凱…凱妮絲

383
00:26:00,363 --> 00:26:02,483
瀆神者，看我啊

384
00:26:06,763 --> 00:26:08,723
-我不是瀆神者
-你就是

385
00:26:09,323 --> 00:26:10,403
所以你才會在這裡

386
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,763
無法轉生

387
00:26:16,203 --> 00:26:17,403
你有…

388
00:26:22,963 --> 00:26:24,163
你有折磨她嗎？

389
00:26:25,203 --> 00:26:26,363
你媽？

390
00:26:28,243 --> 00:26:29,883
沒有，她是自願供出你的

391
00:26:31,723 --> 00:26:32,723
心甘情願

392
00:26:36,123 --> 00:26:37,203
凱妮絲，再見

393
00:27:02,603 --> 00:27:05,363
你好，我在找一隻手錶

394
00:27:05,443 --> 00:27:06,563
禁止寵物進入

395
00:27:07,283 --> 00:27:08,123
什麼？

396
00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:10,883
你不識字嗎？

397
00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:13,603
禁止寵物進入

398
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,523
牠不是寵物

399
00:27:16,603 --> 00:27:21,163
牠是歡樂、瘋癲、狂熱之神
戴歐尼修斯

400
00:27:21,243 --> 00:27:22,163
是好神一位

401
00:27:23,323 --> 00:27:24,323
滾出去

402
00:27:26,843 --> 00:27:27,683
不好意思

403
00:27:28,923 --> 00:27:29,883
你說什麼？

404
00:27:31,043 --> 00:27:32,043
大聲點

405
00:27:33,163 --> 00:27:35,203
不好意思，我聽不懂

406
00:27:35,283 --> 00:27:37,363
隨便我挑？太好了，謝謝

407
00:27:38,843 --> 00:27:40,363
就是這隻

408
00:27:45,003 --> 00:27:46,163
就是這隻

409
00:27:47,563 --> 00:27:49,603
謝謝…

410
00:27:55,043 --> 00:27:56,483
最好有人快招認

411
00:27:56,563 --> 00:27:58,683
是誰拿的？小偷是誰？

412
00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:00,163
小偷是誰？

413
00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:01,083
搞什麼鬼？

414
00:28:01,163 --> 00:28:02,523
一定是你們其中之一

415
00:28:02,603 --> 00:28:04,643
是誰拿走了我他媽的手錶？

416
00:28:04,723 --> 00:28:06,443
-爸！
-幹嘛？

417
00:28:07,043 --> 00:28:07,923
我撿到這個

418
00:28:09,243 --> 00:28:10,203
在門口撿到的

419
00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:17,883
糟糕

420
00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:21,323
你幹嘛隨身攜帶一隻貓？

421
00:28:26,923 --> 00:28:30,083
做得好，眼力真銳利，佩服佩服

422
00:28:30,163 --> 00:28:32,003
對了，你怎麼會回家？

423
00:28:32,803 --> 00:28:34,683
我只是想來看你

424
00:28:35,203 --> 00:28:38,843
順便介紹丹尼斯給你

425
00:28:38,923 --> 00:28:39,923
丹尼斯，你好

426
00:28:40,003 --> 00:28:44,323
你可以把丹尼斯改名為伊底怕死

427
00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:47,563
我沒聽懂笑點

428
00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:50,123
真假？好吧

429
00:28:51,283 --> 00:28:53,563
-你是丹尼斯
-過來

430
00:28:53,643 --> 00:28:57,283
三位，收拾一下，拿杯水環水給我

431
00:28:57,363 --> 00:29:00,243
再拿個泌乳奶頭給那隻貓咪吸

432
00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:01,163
辛苦了

433
00:29:02,003 --> 00:29:03,603
-什麼？
-找回手錶

434
00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:06,563
你要去哪？你穿得好美

435
00:29:07,723 --> 00:29:08,763
怎麼了？你想來？

436
00:29:10,443 --> 00:29:13,803
是誰？穿禮服的那個？我喜歡他

437
00:29:13,883 --> 00:29:18,683
不是，是柏修斯
他可能會帶馬滾床單

438
00:29:18,763 --> 00:29:21,843
馬？不會是天馬吧？我操

439
00:29:21,923 --> 00:29:23,443
我也想操你

440
00:29:23,523 --> 00:29:26,643
-真假？我們正在忙，不過…
-忙？

441
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:28,483
-算你沒福氣
-對啊

442
00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:36,923
小貓咪

443
00:29:37,003 --> 00:29:40,043
你真是個小寶貝，好乖

444
00:29:41,523 --> 00:29:43,843
有火花耶，我們有火花

445
00:29:43,923 --> 00:29:47,763
跟我來，煉獄已經等很久了

446
00:29:58,123 --> 00:29:59,483
她是自願供出你的

447
00:30:03,283 --> 00:30:04,443
心甘情願

448
00:30:10,963 --> 00:30:13,163
（擺渡人迎新派對，晚間七點開始）

449
00:30:18,763 --> 00:30:20,043
氣氛會慢慢熱烈起來

450
00:30:26,203 --> 00:30:27,523
你想通啦？

451
00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:29,043
對

452
00:30:29,123 --> 00:30:31,003
可以嗎？

453
00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:33,683
當然可以，請坐

454
00:30:40,763 --> 00:30:41,843
要嗎？

455
00:30:54,123 --> 00:30:54,963
好

456
00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:01,883
-還是沒味道
-乾杯

457
00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:06,683
你會想抽菸，但根本沒意義

458
00:31:07,203 --> 00:31:08,443
要玩遊戲嗎？

459
00:31:08,963 --> 00:31:10,123
我很不擅長玩遊戲

460
00:31:10,643 --> 00:31:12,723
艾翠安，這遊戲很簡單，說故事而已

461
00:31:13,243 --> 00:31:16,123
請問，大家的預言是什麼？

462
00:31:17,123 --> 00:31:18,723
我先說，我的是…

463
00:31:20,163 --> 00:31:23,203
“黑毛生物，冬季顛仆

464
00:31:23,283 --> 00:31:26,643
雙眼圓睜，永不瞑目”

465
00:31:27,283 --> 00:31:29,603
我的完全應驗了

466
00:31:30,363 --> 00:31:32,403
我有隻深褐色小馬叫克瑞西妲

467
00:31:32,483 --> 00:31:33,763
我愛牠如手足

468
00:31:33,843 --> 00:31:36,963
牠在某年12月摔斷了腿

469
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,283
只好讓牠安樂死

470
00:31:40,923 --> 00:31:42,523
悲慘至極

471
00:31:43,163 --> 00:31:46,883
而且我失眠，所以眼睛真的都不閉

472
00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:52,403
你的呢？

473
00:31:53,003 --> 00:31:54,083
不了

474
00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:55,243
怎麼可以不說？

475
00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:58,363
不說就是不說，這是隱私

476
00:31:59,203 --> 00:32:00,923
跟令堂有關嗎？

477
00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:04,563
我先走了

478
00:32:11,883 --> 00:32:12,963
我要…

479
00:32:17,923 --> 00:32:20,083
年輕人都好敏感

480
00:32:28,843 --> 00:32:29,923
你還好嗎？

481
00:32:30,003 --> 00:32:31,323
還好

482
00:32:32,363 --> 00:32:34,923
知道哪裡可以弄到

483
00:32:35,003 --> 00:32:37,363
無滋無味的香菸嗎？

484
00:32:38,403 --> 00:32:39,403
知道

485
00:32:50,963 --> 00:32:53,723
我們這樣的人多嗎？

486
00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:55,203
有幾個

487
00:32:55,883 --> 00:32:57,683
愛情總讓人愚蠢

488
00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:07,483
-對不起
-沒關係

489
00:33:08,563 --> 00:33:09,563
沒關係

490
00:33:16,803 --> 00:33:17,643
那是什麼？

491
00:33:18,683 --> 00:33:19,563
斯庫拉

492
00:33:28,163 --> 00:33:29,003
等等

493
00:33:30,323 --> 00:33:31,643
為何停下來了？

494
00:33:32,603 --> 00:33:35,603
我只能帶一個人渡河，規矩就是這樣

495
00:33:36,123 --> 00:33:38,443
你明明就說可以帶我們兩個過去

496
00:33:39,923 --> 00:33:40,763
這個嘛

497
00:33:41,443 --> 00:33:42,283
我騙你的

498
00:33:43,203 --> 00:33:44,523
總得找點樂趣嘛

499
00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:46,843
快啊，動手決定吧

500
00:33:53,123 --> 00:33:53,963
等等

501
00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:56,083
動手？

502
00:33:56,163 --> 00:34:01,283
不是…我們約定好了

503
00:34:02,323 --> 00:34:03,323
那好

504
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:04,883
大家一起等吧

505
00:34:07,443 --> 00:34:08,323
等什麼？

506
00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:11,923
等你們其中一人毀約，我有的是時間

507
00:34:20,563 --> 00:34:22,963
不然我也能載你們兩個回去

508
00:34:23,483 --> 00:34:24,403
這樣如何？

509
00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:27,563
冥界不值得你冒險

510
00:34:32,323 --> 00:34:35,003
-為我兒子做什麼都值得
-你嘴巴是這麼說

511
00:34:35,603 --> 00:34:36,643
每個人都這麼說

512
00:34:37,683 --> 00:34:38,643
但都是狗屁

513
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:42,443
假設你讓他復活了
雖然不太可能，但姑且先假設

514
00:34:42,523 --> 00:34:44,323
你帶他回家，過個幾年

515
00:34:44,843 --> 00:34:46,083
然後他又生病了

516
00:34:46,763 --> 00:34:47,683
又死了

517
00:34:48,763 --> 00:34:51,243
你打算怎麼辦？回來舊地重遊？

518
00:34:51,763 --> 00:34:54,163
像旋轉木馬一樣來回打轉？

519
00:34:56,323 --> 00:34:59,123
又假設他能活下去好了，這次很健康

520
00:34:59,203 --> 00:35:00,843
誰能斷定他一定喜歡你？

521
00:35:01,363 --> 00:35:02,283
萬一他討厭你呢？

522
00:35:03,563 --> 00:35:06,203
萬一他恨你到骨子裡呢？

523
00:35:10,283 --> 00:35:11,643
你怎麼這麼扭曲？

524
00:35:14,203 --> 00:35:16,843
-聽著，我太太和…
-對了，你太太

525
00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:19,483
你以為她能回去和你生活嗎？

526
00:35:20,603 --> 00:35:21,723
再愛你一次？

527
00:35:23,963 --> 00:35:24,923
確定嗎？

528
00:35:26,483 --> 00:35:27,483
確定

529
00:35:27,563 --> 00:35:28,563
那就證明啊

530
00:35:29,243 --> 00:35:30,123
殺了他

531
00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:32,843
不然就你殺他，誰殺誰都好

532
00:35:36,603 --> 00:35:38,963
我說過我們約好了，一定還有…

533
00:35:42,203 --> 00:35:43,043
對不起

534
00:35:43,123 --> 00:35:46,563
-合作是你提議的耶
-我知道，可是…

535
00:35:47,643 --> 00:35:48,963
不是你死就是我亡

536
00:35:49,883 --> 00:35:51,243
真的很抱歉

537
00:36:03,123 --> 00:36:05,643
還真是淡然無味

538
00:36:06,163 --> 00:36:07,003
我就說吧

539
00:36:08,363 --> 00:36:09,243
那你怎麼還抽？

540
00:36:10,683 --> 00:36:12,643
習慣使然？我也說不上來

541
00:36:13,163 --> 00:36:15,523
就像艾翠安說的：“感到正常”

542
00:36:16,523 --> 00:36:18,003
感到更為真實

543
00:36:18,523 --> 00:36:20,523
只要行為照舊，人生也會照舊

544
00:36:21,403 --> 00:36:22,923
你想讓人生照舊？

545
00:36:23,003 --> 00:36:23,843
想

546
00:36:25,883 --> 00:36:28,443
我不想，我生前一事無成

547
00:36:28,523 --> 00:36:29,883
絕對不可能

548
00:36:29,963 --> 00:36:32,723
真的啦，我只會虛擲光陰

549
00:36:33,283 --> 00:36:34,963
我沒有人生目標

550
00:36:35,043 --> 00:36:38,323
終於恍然大悟的那天

551
00:36:38,403 --> 00:36:39,323
就掛了

552
00:36:41,163 --> 00:36:45,643
人坐在渡輪上，心想：“靠，我掛了”

553
00:36:46,763 --> 00:36:51,083
但心中的翻騰漸漸平靜下來

554
00:36:51,923 --> 00:36:54,443
掛掉也沒關係，因為我會轉生

555
00:36:54,523 --> 00:36:56,883
這次能做得更好

556
00:36:59,243 --> 00:37:01,923
結果卻被困在這

557
00:37:03,803 --> 00:37:06,723
看來我能只坦然接受，對吧？

558
00:37:07,963 --> 00:37:08,883
或許吧

559
00:37:11,843 --> 00:37:12,843
可以問你一件事嗎？

560
00:37:13,723 --> 00:37:14,843
我絕對不會說出預言

561
00:37:14,923 --> 00:37:16,563
我又不是要問這個

562
00:37:17,123 --> 00:37:17,963
那你要問什麼？

563
00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:22,083
你怎麼會認識亞馬遜戰士？

564
00:37:28,803 --> 00:37:29,803
我曾是亞馬遜族

565
00:37:33,403 --> 00:37:35,283
所以我不得不離開

566
00:37:35,363 --> 00:37:36,563
-看也知道
-是

567
00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:38,963
學校教過你們的事蹟

568
00:37:39,963 --> 00:37:42,923
她們什麼時候會踢掉男生？11歲？

569
00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:45,083
對…

570
00:37:47,843 --> 00:37:49,083
我當時15歲

571
00:37:50,923 --> 00:37:54,683
我要再大一點才會正式變男生

572
00:38:00,323 --> 00:38:01,443
你當時一定很不好受

573
00:38:03,003 --> 00:38:03,883
離鄉背井

574
00:38:04,803 --> 00:38:05,643
對

575
00:38:08,363 --> 00:38:10,003
不過其實呢

576
00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,683
被她們殺死更不好受

577
00:38:14,003 --> 00:38:16,363
靠，對不起

578
00:38:16,443 --> 00:38:19,603
我只是想把你的遭遇
“先生拿走了我的錢幣”比下去

579
00:38:20,203 --> 00:38:21,403
我的遭遇啊？

580
00:38:21,483 --> 00:38:24,803
畢竟我是被親媽背叛

581
00:38:24,883 --> 00:38:28,083
還被族人殺死，再拿走錢幣

582
00:38:28,163 --> 00:38:30,163
-沒得比
-好啦，去你的

583
00:38:30,803 --> 00:38:32,723
-我盡量隨遇而安
-是嗎？

584
00:38:32,803 --> 00:38:35,483
是啊，這裡的空氣品質很讚

585
00:38:36,003 --> 00:38:37,363
我睡得好

586
00:38:37,443 --> 00:38:38,803
又開始跟人談戀愛了

587
00:38:39,683 --> 00:38:40,803
真的有人會做那種事？

588
00:38:41,323 --> 00:38:42,323
什麼事？

589
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:43,723
在這裡談戀愛

590
00:38:44,963 --> 00:38:47,363
應該吧，有時候

591
00:38:48,403 --> 00:38:49,763
好喔

592
00:38:53,643 --> 00:38:55,203
接吻是什麼感覺？

593
00:38:55,283 --> 00:38:56,283
什麼？

594
00:38:56,363 --> 00:38:59,203
跟啤酒一樣嗎？

595
00:38:59,883 --> 00:39:01,963
-你說什麼？
-就是…

596
00:39:02,043 --> 00:39:05,803
沒感覺嗎？還是會有…

597
00:39:07,163 --> 00:39:09,803
我也不知道

598
00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:11,803
我沒接吻過

599
00:39:12,403 --> 00:39:13,803
-死後沒接吻過
-好喔

600
00:39:14,803 --> 00:39:16,083
-生前有
-嗯

601
00:39:17,963 --> 00:39:18,803
我…

602
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:24,003
只是在接下來兩百年多件事能考慮

603
00:39:26,243 --> 00:39:29,563
其實普露很喜歡你

604
00:39:30,723 --> 00:39:32,203
我給她的排名很前面，所以囉

605
00:39:32,283 --> 00:39:33,363
真的嗎？

606
00:39:33,443 --> 00:39:35,083
名列前茅

607
00:39:35,723 --> 00:39:36,923
救命啊

608
00:39:38,563 --> 00:39:39,563
是他

609
00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,483
-救命啊
-是誰？

610
00:39:43,643 --> 00:39:44,643
救命啊

611
00:40:04,563 --> 00:40:07,123
你拿走你太太的錢幣
現在又想奪走我的機會

612
00:40:07,203 --> 00:40:08,123
休想！

613
00:40:09,803 --> 00:40:10,643
休想！

614
00:40:21,643 --> 00:40:23,163
你看到標記就知道了

615
00:40:24,123 --> 00:40:25,083
答應我吧

616
00:40:26,763 --> 00:40:28,483
這比一切都還重要

617
00:40:30,363 --> 00:40:31,203
你這混蛋

618
00:41:21,243 --> 00:41:22,643
你為什麼要這麼做？

619
00:41:25,043 --> 00:41:26,403
為什麼會救我？

620
00:41:30,163 --> 00:41:31,443
你那個標記是哪來的？

621
00:41:32,763 --> 00:41:33,603
我…

622
00:41:36,203 --> 00:41:37,043
命運

623
00:41:38,923 --> 00:41:40,163
是命運給我的

624
00:41:49,683 --> 00:41:50,683
這標記有什麼意思？

625
00:41:52,203 --> 00:41:54,643
意思是有某些事是真的

626
00:42:10,483 --> 00:42:11,403
就這種貨色？

627
00:42:12,243 --> 00:42:13,283
沒搞錯吧？

628
00:42:15,043 --> 00:42:16,083
（死亡、大屠殺）

629
00:42:16,163 --> 00:42:21,523
天災很不錯，隨手就能引發

630
00:42:21,603 --> 00:42:27,603
還能震驚凡人，引發膜拜浪潮

631
00:42:28,123 --> 00:42:30,883
祈禱和獻祭

632
00:42:31,403 --> 00:42:33,323
因為他們知道是出自我們的手筆

633
00:42:33,403 --> 00:42:38,843
但要用什麼才能讓毀滅如有神助？

634
00:42:39,363 --> 00:42:40,683
才能長久延續？

635
00:42:44,443 --> 00:42:45,363
-不知道？
-不知道

636
00:42:45,883 --> 00:42:47,203
你不是想升職嗎？

637
00:42:47,803 --> 00:42:49,163
對，非常想

638
00:42:49,243 --> 00:42:51,403
好，跟我來

639
00:42:53,243 --> 00:42:54,243
好

640
00:42:54,843 --> 00:42:58,083
我想教你一點淺白的基本功

641
00:42:58,163 --> 00:42:59,043
第一…

642
00:43:00,363 --> 00:43:03,523
我想告訴你的第一件事是…

643
00:43:04,723 --> 00:43:05,683
謝謝你

644
00:43:06,723 --> 00:43:07,763
謝謝我？

645
00:43:08,523 --> 00:43:10,003
謝謝你，戴歐尼修斯

646
00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:12,803
因為你找到我的手錶

647
00:43:12,883 --> 00:43:14,923
還送回來給我

648
00:43:15,443 --> 00:43:17,483
儘管我們上次碰面…

649
00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:20,203
我對你很嚴厲

650
00:43:20,923 --> 00:43:22,763
-爸，我…
-別吵

651
00:43:23,723 --> 00:43:25,963
我正在感動

652
00:43:26,043 --> 00:43:30,643
我爸當初也對我很嚴厲

653
00:43:30,723 --> 00:43:31,803
坐下

654
00:43:35,563 --> 00:43:37,563
你爸不是想殺你嗎？

655
00:43:39,843 --> 00:43:40,683
對

656
00:43:41,523 --> 00:43:43,283
對，他…

657
00:43:43,843 --> 00:43:44,923
他想殺我

658
00:43:45,483 --> 00:43:47,563
他自然有他的苦衷，但…

659
00:43:48,883 --> 00:43:51,283
總之，你是個好孩子

660
00:43:51,363 --> 00:43:54,483
我想讓你達成心願

661
00:43:55,923 --> 00:43:57,043
我有什麼心願？

662
00:43:58,083 --> 00:43:58,923
更多權力

663
00:44:00,163 --> 00:44:01,003
好

664
00:44:01,523 --> 00:44:02,403
讚

665
00:44:02,923 --> 00:44:03,763
真的嗎？

666
00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:08,923
真的，戴歐尼修斯
升職就表示擁有更多權力

667
00:44:09,003 --> 00:44:14,683
也表示要有忠誠度，這你不缺

668
00:44:14,763 --> 00:44:16,963
我看得出來

669
00:44:17,683 --> 00:44:18,683
我…

670
00:44:19,843 --> 00:44:22,083
爸，我應該…

671
00:44:23,163 --> 00:44:24,363
有件事要告訴你

672
00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:27,443
你要告訴我什麼？

673
00:44:32,043 --> 00:44:34,723
-沒什麼？
-要告訴我什麼都行

674
00:44:34,803 --> 00:44:36,523
沒事，我只是要表達我很忠誠

675
00:44:38,563 --> 00:44:39,403
好

676
00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:41,563
所以說

677
00:44:41,643 --> 00:44:47,123
我們要讓這些傻瓜乖乖屈服

678
00:44:47,203 --> 00:44:49,723
先從天災開始

679
00:44:50,443 --> 00:44:52,683
這種做法簡單粗暴

680
00:44:52,763 --> 00:44:55,643
然後再換更有意思

681
00:44:55,723 --> 00:44:57,843
更細緻、更典雅、更老練的手法

682
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:00,083
讓敵意滋生

683
00:45:01,203 --> 00:45:02,203
仇恨

684
00:45:02,883 --> 00:45:06,283
以下就是所謂的第二階段

685
00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:10,883
可以從微不足道的小事做起

686
00:45:10,963 --> 00:45:14,123
例如強暴女性、害死兒童

687
00:45:14,203 --> 00:45:15,323
因為只要做得好

688
00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:21,043
就能讓家庭、國家、大陸亂成一團

689
00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:24,843
好，很好

690
00:45:25,363 --> 00:45:26,723
好，我們…

691
00:45:26,803 --> 00:45:28,643
其實有些人類還算…

692
00:45:29,443 --> 00:45:30,403
怎樣？

693
00:45:31,323 --> 00:45:32,483
不錯

694
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:33,403
他們人不錯

695
00:45:33,483 --> 00:45:37,883
跟他們混在一起很不錯

696
00:45:38,603 --> 00:45:39,843
對啊

697
00:45:39,923 --> 00:45:44,683
我最愛的孩子裡，有些是人類生的

698
00:45:44,763 --> 00:45:46,083
但他們不重要

699
00:45:46,163 --> 00:45:47,963
重要的是我們一家

700
00:45:50,883 --> 00:45:53,803
要陪人類玩耍、吃飯、做愛都隨意

701
00:45:53,883 --> 00:45:56,203
編編頭髮，要怎樣都行

702
00:45:56,723 --> 00:45:59,563
但千萬不能忘記，你跟他們不是同胞

703
00:46:01,323 --> 00:46:02,323
知道嗎？

704
00:46:03,843 --> 00:46:04,683
知道

705
00:46:06,003 --> 00:46:09,883
好，第一階段就從今晚開始

706
00:46:12,083 --> 00:46:14,603
你有一條新留言

707
00:46:14,683 --> 00:46:16,243
我收到你的留言了

708
00:46:16,323 --> 00:46:17,883
這個時機再完美不過

709
00:46:17,963 --> 00:46:21,003
因為即將會有很多死人去造訪你

710
00:46:25,043 --> 00:46:25,883
宙斯？

711
00:46:26,483 --> 00:46:28,563
不是，長官，是我

712
00:46:29,643 --> 00:46:30,643
是，請說

713
00:46:31,563 --> 00:46:33,043
我們找到那條靈魂了，長官

714
00:47:34,763 --> 00:47:40,763
（謝謝你，普）

715
00:47:45,283 --> 00:47:46,443
拜託不要

716
00:48:05,203 --> 00:48:06,243
你要潛進去？

717
00:48:07,403 --> 00:48:08,403
我們得幫他

718
00:48:12,563 --> 00:48:14,403
我們都死了，還有比這樣更慘的嗎？

719
00:49:24,723 --> 00:49:25,563
有人嗎？

720
00:49:36,643 --> 00:49:37,483
天啊

721
00:49:54,123 --> 00:49:55,603
她怎麼會這樣？

722
00:49:56,803 --> 00:49:58,843
我們才剛送她過轉生門耶

723
00:50:03,443 --> 00:50:04,563
這是什麼地方？

724
00:53:14,723 --> 00:53:16,683
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