1 00:00:01,603 --> 00:00:09,603 [old fashioned romantic music plays] 2 00:02:10,483 --> 00:02:12,441 Another night in paradise 3 00:02:12,483 --> 00:02:13,523 A huh 4 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,401 Where is everybody? 5 00:02:17,443 --> 00:02:18,321 Dunno? 6 00:02:18,363 --> 00:02:19,241 Probably doing something- 7 00:02:19,283 --> 00:02:21,041 Yeah probably at home on their computers. 8 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:22,603 Downloading or steaming. 9 00:02:22,763 --> 00:02:23,363 Streaming, yeah 10 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,121 Yeah, right 11 00:02:25,163 --> 00:02:26,801 Well, it's killing us, you know? 12 00:02:26,843 --> 00:02:29,281 You know, I read statistically that people would rather steam 13 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:31,201 cat videos on YouTube than rent a DVD! 14 00:02:31,243 --> 00:02:33,883 Streaming, yeah 15 00:02:34,203 --> 00:02:36,881 Well, they're taking a steaming shit on DVD rentals. 16 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:38,081 That much I do know 17 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:39,841 Gary! It's streaming. 18 00:02:39,883 --> 00:02:40,641 Whatever! 19 00:02:40,683 --> 00:02:41,441 STREE streaming 20 00:02:41,483 --> 00:02:42,403 Whatever. 21 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,843 Just saying it's streaming 22 00:02:46,443 --> 00:02:48,601 I dunno how much longer I can keep doing this? 23 00:02:48,643 --> 00:02:51,121 Yeah you've said multiple times 24 00:02:51,163 --> 00:02:53,763 My electricity bill alone is hundreds. 25 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:56,121 Well $1400's last month. 26 00:02:56,163 --> 00:02:58,003 Wow! That much? 27 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:01,963 Well we may as well close up early then. 28 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:02,761 Really? 29 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:03,761 Yup. 30 00:03:03,803 --> 00:03:04,763 Let's lock her up. 31 00:03:04,963 --> 00:03:08,483 I'll get the A Boards in. [door bell chimes] Whoa whoa whoa! 32 00:03:10,243 --> 00:03:10,963 Evening 33 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:17,243 Sci-fi nerd? 34 00:03:17,883 --> 00:03:19,963 Nah, I bet he's headed for the porn section 35 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:22,121 Yeah... bet he wouldn't have the strength. 36 00:03:22,163 --> 00:03:23,363 BOTH: Heh heh heh 37 00:03:24,963 --> 00:03:27,923 Oh romance!? 38 00:03:31,763 --> 00:03:32,761 How are ya? 39 00:03:32,803 --> 00:03:33,923 Yup 40 00:03:37,003 --> 00:03:38,481 Got a Members Card? 41 00:03:38,523 --> 00:03:40,081 Ahh... not today, bud 42 00:03:40,123 --> 00:03:41,283 Ok 43 00:03:44,043 --> 00:03:44,801 Whoa, whoa! 44 00:03:44,843 --> 00:03:45,641 Empty the register. 45 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,241 You've got to be flipping joking! 46 00:03:47,283 --> 00:03:49,443 Just fucking flipping do it mate! 47 00:03:52,803 --> 00:03:55,523 Come on! 48 00:03:56,243 --> 00:03:57,401 Fuck! 49 00:03:57,443 --> 00:03:58,563 Is that it! 50 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,841 Well most people pay by credit card genius! 51 00:04:00,883 --> 00:04:02,161 Don't fucking mess with me, old man. 52 00:04:02,203 --> 00:04:03,641 Old man!? 53 00:04:03,683 --> 00:04:05,841 Just don't FUCKING mess with me OK? 54 00:04:05,883 --> 00:04:08,161 Oooo Kaaay 55 00:04:08,203 --> 00:04:10,161 Wallets 56 00:04:10,203 --> 00:04:12,523 Do it! Fuck. 57 00:04:19,683 --> 00:04:21,201 That's optimistic! 58 00:04:21,243 --> 00:04:22,483 Is that it? 59 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,361 Umm he doesn't pay much. 60 00:04:24,403 --> 00:04:25,603 Fuck'n yours. 61 00:04:26,203 --> 00:04:29,281 All my money was in the till. Have to say business is bad. 62 00:04:29,323 --> 00:04:31,883 Maybe, you knob jockeys should get a better fucking job? 63 00:04:32,923 --> 00:04:34,481 At least we have a job. 64 00:04:34,523 --> 00:04:35,481 What? 65 00:04:35,523 --> 00:04:37,441 I said. Nuh nothing. 66 00:04:37,483 --> 00:04:39,043 Anything else? 67 00:04:41,203 --> 00:04:44,281 No wonder these places are closing down huh? 68 00:04:44,323 --> 00:04:45,443 Fucking pathetic! 69 00:04:45,523 --> 00:04:46,561 We're pathetic? 70 00:04:46,603 --> 00:04:47,921 We're not the ones robbing a video stor... 71 00:04:47,963 --> 00:04:49,483 Gary shut up!! 72 00:04:55,723 --> 00:04:57,243 Fuckya! 73 00:04:57,763 --> 00:04:58,963 Fuckya! 74 00:05:00,403 --> 00:05:03,923 Fuckya... [door bell chimes] 75 00:05:06,603 --> 00:05:09,203 [ Cheerful in-store music plays ] 76 00:05:10,123 --> 00:05:12,963 What the hell? 77 00:05:14,163 --> 00:05:15,761 So...? 78 00:05:15,803 --> 00:05:17,683 Still closing up? 79 00:05:20,963 --> 00:05:25,083 Yeah, close up. 80 00:05:26,563 --> 00:05:29,563 [Upbeat 50's guitar surf music plays] [Drilling into wood] 81 00:05:30,803 --> 00:05:33,443 You watch movies on an iPad, alone? 82 00:05:33,963 --> 00:05:34,801 Well, yeah. 83 00:05:34,843 --> 00:05:36,721 You seriously need to get a girlfriend Andy 84 00:05:36,763 --> 00:05:40,203 Not that it's any of your business but... Camera! 85 00:05:44,363 --> 00:05:46,403 So what did the pigs say? 86 00:05:46,643 --> 00:05:48,521 Police! Andrew! 87 00:05:48,563 --> 00:05:51,723 Show some bloody respect! They don't frigg'n care. 88 00:05:52,283 --> 00:05:54,923 They give up on crimes that don't involve a death or two 89 00:05:55,483 --> 00:05:56,561 You reckon? 90 00:05:56,603 --> 00:05:57,721 Too much trouble for them? 91 00:05:57,763 --> 00:06:01,123 They'd rather let the thieves and murderers run rampant. 92 00:06:01,443 --> 00:06:03,321 It's "Lord of the Flies" out here, my boy. 93 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,161 Lord of the w-what? 94 00:06:05,203 --> 00:06:07,923 It's every man and woman for himself. 95 00:06:08,843 --> 00:06:10,321 I think you're exaggerating, Gary. 96 00:06:10,363 --> 00:06:13,083 Real bad guys come to a sticky end or get caught. 97 00:06:13,203 --> 00:06:14,243 Don't they? 98 00:06:15,163 --> 00:06:16,123 They have to 99 00:06:16,683 --> 00:06:18,801 Cinema has happy endings, kid. 100 00:06:18,843 --> 00:06:20,883 In Reality - well? 101 00:06:21,283 --> 00:06:22,603 You watch too many movies, Gary. 102 00:06:23,563 --> 00:06:25,203 You think? 103 00:06:25,563 --> 00:06:26,881 Okay, so I have to ask. 104 00:06:26,923 --> 00:06:28,763 What with all the cameras? 105 00:06:29,043 --> 00:06:31,363 Not taking any chances 106 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,241 if I'm going to get robbed. 107 00:06:33,283 --> 00:06:35,841 I want the scumbags on hard-drive. 108 00:06:35,883 --> 00:06:38,243 Then we'll see who has the last laugh hey? 109 00:06:38,883 --> 00:06:41,241 Yeah. Probably the con man who sold you these cameras. 110 00:06:41,283 --> 00:06:42,281 What? 111 00:06:42,323 --> 00:06:43,363 Nothing 112 00:06:45,243 --> 00:06:47,083 That's it. 113 00:06:52,483 --> 00:06:54,361 You ever thought of doing something else, Gary? 114 00:06:54,403 --> 00:06:57,041 I mean, you're not getting any younger, right? 115 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,123 Thanks. 116 00:06:59,003 --> 00:06:59,961 Another job? 117 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,001 Hmm. 118 00:07:01,043 --> 00:07:04,001 Na, this is all I know. 119 00:07:04,043 --> 00:07:08,723 Here. I can soak it all up, keep my finger on the community pulse, so to speak. 120 00:07:09,003 --> 00:07:10,761 Why? 121 00:07:10,803 --> 00:07:12,723 Well, I'm a filmmaker. 122 00:07:13,443 --> 00:07:15,283 Made many films? 123 00:07:15,563 --> 00:07:17,961 Several short films. 124 00:07:18,003 --> 00:07:21,163 I made a feature in '97 Love in a Butcher Shop. 125 00:07:21,523 --> 00:07:25,403 Rom com. Could have been huge, but it was ahead of its time. 126 00:07:26,483 --> 00:07:29,161 A love story with meat... 127 00:07:29,203 --> 00:07:30,523 god, that's romantic. 128 00:07:31,003 --> 00:07:32,441 Was it a sausage shop? 129 00:07:32,483 --> 00:07:34,803 Ah ha ha ha, very funny. 130 00:07:35,203 --> 00:07:36,963 Successful? 131 00:07:37,843 --> 00:07:39,721 Not in the way you mean, no. 132 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:40,923 Financially no. 133 00:07:41,683 --> 00:07:45,243 You see it required too much of an emotional investment from an audience. 134 00:07:45,683 --> 00:07:47,401 Oh, it was boring then. 135 00:07:47,443 --> 00:07:49,521 I'm not going to talk to you if you're going to be a smartarse! 136 00:07:49,563 --> 00:07:50,961 No no sorry. 137 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:51,641 Nup 138 00:07:51,683 --> 00:07:54,083 Did it show in many cinemas? 139 00:07:55,003 --> 00:07:56,561 D to V 140 00:07:56,603 --> 00:07:58,201 What? 141 00:07:58,243 --> 00:07:59,521 Direct to video. 142 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:00,923 Oh 143 00:08:01,043 --> 00:08:02,041 Oh what? 144 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:03,081 Nothing 145 00:08:03,123 --> 00:08:05,123 You see, that's the trouble with you kids nowadays. 146 00:08:05,603 --> 00:08:09,763 You've been spoon fed this noisy kaleidoscope of big Hollywood films. 147 00:08:10,163 --> 00:08:11,881 If it doesn't have superheroes 148 00:08:11,923 --> 00:08:15,321 and action, sex and violence with a booming soundtrack. 149 00:08:15,363 --> 00:08:17,083 Well!! 150 00:08:19,843 --> 00:08:21,881 Well, that's what the 'peoples' want, Gary. 151 00:08:21,923 --> 00:08:25,121 No one wants to fork out hard earned money to watch shit and be put to sleep. 152 00:08:25,163 --> 00:08:27,443 Fuck off! 153 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,881 You see... all that crap... 154 00:08:31,923 --> 00:08:34,763 It's not realistic my boy. Where's the truth? 155 00:08:36,043 --> 00:08:38,323 It's all pretend, Gary. 156 00:08:38,523 --> 00:08:41,083 Wash your mouth out. 157 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,801 I want to get lost in the cinema again. 158 00:08:45,843 --> 00:08:49,243 I want - suspense, love, tragedy. 159 00:08:50,243 --> 00:08:52,283 I want it to be real. 160 00:08:52,723 --> 00:08:54,521 I... 161 00:08:54,563 --> 00:08:56,841 I want to believe again. 162 00:08:56,883 --> 00:08:57,961 Well, why own a video store, 163 00:08:58,003 --> 00:09:00,121 if you hate modern films? 164 00:09:00,163 --> 00:09:03,403 You can still deal drugs and not be an addict. 165 00:09:03,803 --> 00:09:06,243 Mmm, Yeah, right. 166 00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:12,683 Uggh, anyway, 167 00:09:12,763 --> 00:09:15,483 I've got to go and see my supplier, get some more stock. 168 00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:17,481 You 'right to look after the fort? 169 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,361 You don't have a date to go to, do ya? 170 00:09:19,403 --> 00:09:20,121 Ah well- 171 00:09:20,163 --> 00:09:20,921 Oh, who am I kidding? 172 00:09:20,963 --> 00:09:22,403 Of course you don't. 173 00:09:22,483 --> 00:09:26,003 Now if I'm not back by 9:30, lock up for me alright? 174 00:09:26,803 --> 00:09:27,801 Hey. 175 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:29,083 Thanks, 176 00:09:29,563 --> 00:09:33,443 Kemosabe. 177 00:09:37,483 --> 00:09:45,083 [ Upbeat nerdy organ music ] 178 00:09:46,403 --> 00:09:49,403 [ Clicking of keys on computer keyboard ] 179 00:10:25,923 --> 00:10:32,203 [ Motorbike approaches ] [ Slow tense rock guitar plays ] 180 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,523 Get off me, for fuck's sake! 181 00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:50,283 [ Door bell chimes ] 182 00:10:50,403 --> 00:10:52,923 [ Door bell chimes ] 183 00:11:44,523 --> 00:11:47,403 How about...? 184 00:11:48,203 --> 00:11:49,643 Harry Met Sally? 185 00:11:50,523 --> 00:11:55,283 How about when Harry... ate Sally? 186 00:11:56,203 --> 00:11:57,523 Gross. 187 00:12:05,883 --> 00:12:06,643 This? 188 00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:08,123 No 189 00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:21,683 This? 190 00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:26,003 Fuck off. 191 00:12:28,763 --> 00:12:34,523 [ Can rattles and rattles, spins and stops ] 192 00:12:49,723 --> 00:12:57,723 [ Gentle romantic piano music ] 193 00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:15,041 What the fuck you looking at, huh? 194 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:15,961 Nothing. Huh? 195 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:16,841 Okay, well, let's have a good look. 196 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:17,803 Get off me! 197 00:13:23,923 --> 00:13:26,643 What? 198 00:13:31,163 --> 00:13:33,801 Here get this! 199 00:13:33,843 --> 00:13:35,161 What? 200 00:13:35,203 --> 00:13:41,723 Get up and get this you stupid fucking bitch, alright? 201 00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:45,163 Oh wait, w, wait... make it quick huh 202 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:49,963 We don't have all night. 203 00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:08,563 Got ya card? 204 00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:10,003 Yeah, yea 205 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:18,883 [ Gentle romantic piano music ] 206 00:14:21,883 --> 00:14:24,161 It's just four dollars 207 00:14:24,203 --> 00:14:26,163 thanks 208 00:14:27,123 --> 00:14:35,123 [ Gentle romantic piano music ] 209 00:14:44,563 --> 00:14:52,563 [ Ominous guitar music ] 210 00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:10,323 [ Door bell chimes ] 211 00:15:11,123 --> 00:15:17,603 [ Motorbike starts and drives away ] 212 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:22,003 [ Motorbike burns rubber ] 213 00:15:22,123 --> 00:15:25,123 [ Upbeat playful guitar music ] 214 00:15:26,763 --> 00:15:28,801 [ Door bell chimes ] 215 00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:32,403 Hi. I'm just here... about, about the job. 216 00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:35,763 Oh! Ahh, dammit! 217 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,801 Ahh that's supposed to be taken down. 218 00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:40,963 The job's actually gone. S'been filled 219 00:15:42,243 --> 00:15:43,043 Oh 220 00:15:43,683 --> 00:15:44,723 Someone's got it 221 00:15:45,243 --> 00:15:46,923 Oh, okay. 222 00:15:47,323 --> 00:15:50,163 [ DOOR BELL CHIMES ] I do not like the day lights 223 00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:52,963 I can only work at night 224 00:15:53,443 --> 00:15:55,563 somewhere in the dark 225 00:15:55,683 --> 00:15:58,483 in de night Ha ha ha ha 226 00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,923 [ Door bell chimes ] 227 00:16:06,963 --> 00:16:10,401 FORTUNE TELLER: If I get the job I can read your palm and tell your future! 228 00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:12,403 FORTUNE TELLER: Let me look! 229 00:16:12,563 --> 00:16:15,803 GOTH GIRL: My hobbies include self-harm listening to death metal and witchcraft. 230 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:16,881 On my good days, 231 00:16:16,923 --> 00:16:19,323 I like to crush daisies and use them as bookmarks. 232 00:16:19,643 --> 00:16:24,483 [ DOOR BELL CHIMES ] KIM: Hi, if I take this job can I take home lots of sexy movies? 233 00:16:26,203 --> 00:16:26,921 What? 234 00:16:26,963 --> 00:16:28,923 This place... 235 00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:32,921 is an absolute relic, it's so um... 236 00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:36,123 desperate, like me. 237 00:16:36,923 --> 00:16:39,241 Can't work Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and weekends, though, 238 00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:42,043 because those are the days I do Zen Do Kai and aerobics. 239 00:16:43,323 --> 00:16:45,881 It's not like I'm a bad person or nothin. 240 00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:46,881 No, I didn't say that. 241 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,763 It's just, the job's gone, so... 242 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,001 Did you just take a lighter? 243 00:16:53,043 --> 00:16:54,163 No I didn't! 244 00:16:54,683 --> 00:16:56,481 Yeah, I think you did there was a red one... 245 00:16:56,523 --> 00:16:57,601 Oi! 246 00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:58,961 [ Door bell chimes ] 247 00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:01,123 She just... 248 00:17:02,683 --> 00:17:04,441 But I'll let you know now. 249 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,803 GOTH GIRL: before things get messy 250 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,643 I have a boyfriend 251 00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:11,883 Yeah. Umm. 252 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,601 Ha ha ha 253 00:17:14,643 --> 00:17:16,281 Six, seven, eight. 254 00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:20,283 At the, Video, Store renting a movie, 255 00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:24,241 gonna get some popcorn, have a good time. 256 00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:27,841 Drama... Can I just stop you right there, please. Just for a second. 257 00:17:27,883 --> 00:17:30,363 Ummm How can I help you? 258 00:17:30,923 --> 00:17:32,361 The fucking sign? 259 00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:34,521 Oh, um... yes. 260 00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:36,601 See, that was supposed to be taken down. 261 00:17:36,643 --> 00:17:39,763 Shouldn't actually be there. The job's been taken. So... 262 00:17:40,723 --> 00:17:43,361 You lying little monkey. Position has been taken. 263 00:17:43,403 --> 00:17:44,921 Oh, position filled 264 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,041 And what would that be sweetie 265 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:49,123 I'm sort of up for anything. 266 00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:51,803 The jobs gone 267 00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:53,603 It's gone? 268 00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:55,681 Yeah well, you know what? 269 00:17:55,723 --> 00:17:58,441 Maybe you should tell people that at the beginning, huh? 270 00:17:58,483 --> 00:18:00,801 I gave some my best material just now, and it's. 271 00:18:00,843 --> 00:18:03,121 It's take, take, take. Why do people do that? 272 00:18:03,163 --> 00:18:04,363 I didn't. I didn't wanna... 273 00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:07,041 It's a rhetorical question Bitch! 274 00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,281 What's fucking point! 275 00:18:08,323 --> 00:18:12,763 Oooh Andy, you bit off more than you could chew that day 276 00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:18,643 [ Suburban night street sounds ] 277 00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:21,521 [ Gentle romantic piano ] 278 00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:24,401 [ Door bell chimes ] 279 00:18:24,443 --> 00:18:28,681 [ Gentle romantic piano ] 280 00:18:28,723 --> 00:18:31,601 Hello. What have we got here? 281 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:32,763 Hi. 282 00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:34,003 Hi. 283 00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:37,483 Ahh... I've come about the job. 284 00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:42,401 Oh, yeah, just. Umm 285 00:18:42,443 --> 00:18:46,041 Just fill one of these out. 286 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,403 Just... just down here 287 00:19:00,163 --> 00:19:02,563 These please 288 00:19:06,163 --> 00:19:08,041 You got a ahh... card? 289 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,323 Yes 290 00:19:12,403 --> 00:19:13,841 Would you like a bag with that? 291 00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:16,483 Ah, yes, please. 292 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,043 Thank you. 293 00:19:22,123 --> 00:19:24,563 [ Door bell chimes ] 294 00:19:30,643 --> 00:19:32,001 All done? 295 00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:33,241 Mmm. 296 00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:34,763 Ok 297 00:19:36,683 --> 00:19:38,963 Umm... You left out your last name. 298 00:19:39,203 --> 00:19:41,883 Yeah, I know... ah... 299 00:19:42,523 --> 00:19:45,083 Do I have to? Is that important? 300 00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:49,443 Nah, umm it.. it probably is. 301 00:19:49,803 --> 00:19:52,363 Sorry. It's just. 302 00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:55,363 Promise you won't laugh. 303 00:19:55,643 --> 00:19:56,363 Okay. 304 00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:59,241 It's Frigineze 305 00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,321 What? 306 00:20:00,363 --> 00:20:04,443 It's Italian. My Dad was Italian. 307 00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:06,161 And you're laughing? 308 00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:09,083 No umm. Um, how do you spell it? 309 00:20:10,403 --> 00:20:13,763 F r I g 310 00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:16,081 Frig 311 00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:20,203 You know what... why don't I just do it other wise we'll be here all night. 312 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:28,241 You got your email and phone number? [ RUBBER BANANA SQUEAKS ] 313 00:20:28,283 --> 00:20:31,083 Okay, um that should be... good. 314 00:20:32,203 --> 00:20:35,963 Thanks... ahh... when will I hear from you? 315 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,761 Ummm... the boss will probably call you in for an interview... 316 00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:41,841 and he'll pretty much take it from there so... 317 00:20:41,883 --> 00:20:44,201 So... [rubber banana squeaks] 318 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,883 Have you had many other applicants? 319 00:20:47,843 --> 00:20:50,403 A few, yeah 320 00:20:50,963 --> 00:20:53,403 Hardly any, really. 321 00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:54,841 Okay, great. 322 00:20:54,883 --> 00:20:56,363 I'll see you soon. 323 00:20:57,163 --> 00:20:58,201 Yeah. 324 00:20:58,243 --> 00:21:00,403 Yeah, no problem. 325 00:21:00,603 --> 00:21:03,283 Actually. Why? 326 00:21:04,283 --> 00:21:06,283 Like why do you want to work here? 327 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:08,923 Well, 328 00:21:09,683 --> 00:21:11,723 I like movies 329 00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,843 and I need the money 330 00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:19,923 and break from bad boys. 331 00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:23,683 But you're not a bad boy are you? 332 00:21:25,603 --> 00:21:28,683 I mean... yeah a little. 333 00:21:29,843 --> 00:21:33,123 No, I'm not 334 00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:35,163 Good. 335 00:21:35,403 --> 00:21:36,841 No other reason? 336 00:21:36,883 --> 00:21:39,123 No why? 337 00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:41,323 Oh nothing... 338 00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:44,563 You know, working here might change your attitude 339 00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:46,241 ...about movies. 340 00:21:46,283 --> 00:21:49,563 About movies, I mean, and not for the better. 341 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:54,163 I think I'll take that chance. 342 00:21:56,723 --> 00:21:59,723 [ Door bell chimes ] 343 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,763 What are you're doing now? 344 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:17,363 Oh Andrew... very clever. 345 00:22:17,763 --> 00:22:22,163 [ Nerdy organ music ] 346 00:22:22,523 --> 00:22:25,243 Just scan it like that. 347 00:22:25,363 --> 00:22:26,601 Run it through there a couple of times. 348 00:22:26,643 --> 00:22:28,723 Give it to the customer, and that's it. 349 00:22:29,483 --> 00:22:32,843 And if you have any other questions, you can just ask Andy over here. 350 00:22:33,763 --> 00:22:35,601 I prefer Andrew. 351 00:22:35,643 --> 00:22:36,881 Actually. 352 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,201 Right... ahhh... 353 00:22:38,243 --> 00:22:40,201 Who you've already met. 354 00:22:40,243 --> 00:22:41,201 Hi. 355 00:22:41,243 --> 00:22:42,241 Hi again. 356 00:22:42,283 --> 00:22:43,683 All right. Um. 357 00:22:44,003 --> 00:22:45,523 Good luck, kids. Heh. 358 00:22:46,123 --> 00:22:47,843 No funny business. 359 00:22:48,443 --> 00:22:53,563 Well, unless, of course... um... ahhhh... good luck! 360 00:22:55,683 --> 00:22:57,043 Ahh... anyway. 361 00:22:57,563 --> 00:22:58,763 Let's get to it. 362 00:22:59,323 --> 00:23:01,203 Okey dokey. 363 00:23:02,483 --> 00:23:10,483 [nerdy organ music] 364 00:23:13,403 --> 00:23:15,081 Excuse me service, clerk 365 00:23:15,123 --> 00:23:17,363 Do you have Next Gen series two on Blu? 366 00:23:17,883 --> 00:23:21,003 Umm... Just let me check. 367 00:23:21,163 --> 00:23:24,163 [ Coughing loudly] 368 00:23:27,203 --> 00:23:29,123 Nah, it's okay. 369 00:23:29,923 --> 00:23:31,001 Win 8 or 10? 370 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:31,723 What? 371 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:34,481 Windows 8 or Windows 10? 372 00:23:34,523 --> 00:23:35,641 Oh, I don't know. 373 00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:37,803 I just know how to turn it on. 374 00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:40,801 Ah... no, it doesn't look like we have it. 375 00:23:40,843 --> 00:23:42,121 Sacrilege!! 376 00:23:42,163 --> 00:23:44,881 And you call yourself a video rental shop? 377 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,281 Yeah, we do. 378 00:23:46,323 --> 00:23:48,961 Fffftt! More like a space anomaly void of viddy's 379 00:23:49,003 --> 00:23:52,083 from the filmdrome. 380 00:23:52,963 --> 00:23:56,761 Ahhh... Can I help you with anything else? 381 00:23:56,803 --> 00:24:01,923 So when's that penultimate edition Trek TOS on BLU coming in? 382 00:24:02,683 --> 00:24:04,081 I don't know. 383 00:24:04,123 --> 00:24:08,603 Your Captain said it would dock this week! Stardate 72027.4 384 00:24:09,363 --> 00:24:12,283 That's today, to civilians. 385 00:24:12,963 --> 00:24:15,161 Umm... Well, it hasn't. So... 386 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,201 Do you follow the current Trek? 387 00:24:17,243 --> 00:24:18,841 Nah man, come on give me a break. 388 00:24:18,883 --> 00:24:19,803 So, do you? 389 00:24:20,163 --> 00:24:21,601 No! 390 00:24:21,643 --> 00:24:24,681 I like the 60 series, but... Next Gen, that bald guy 391 00:24:24,723 --> 00:24:26,601 just comes across as too much of a limp dick and 392 00:24:26,643 --> 00:24:29,043 the new films are just trying to copy Star Wars so... 393 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,241 Wash your mouth out! 394 00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:31,923 Well, they are! 395 00:24:32,123 --> 00:24:33,403 Setting for stun! 396 00:24:34,243 --> 00:24:36,323 Star Wars is better anyway. 397 00:24:36,563 --> 00:24:38,001 Say that again. 398 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:40,881 I dare you. 399 00:24:40,923 --> 00:24:43,761 Star Wars is... 400 00:24:43,803 --> 00:24:44,483 Look. 401 00:24:44,723 --> 00:24:46,163 Can you please stop? 402 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,003 Can you just stop that? 403 00:24:48,563 --> 00:24:51,083 Can I help you with anything else? 404 00:24:53,643 --> 00:24:56,643 [ Keyboard tapping ] 405 00:25:02,683 --> 00:25:03,803 Hi there. 406 00:25:04,163 --> 00:25:06,441 Do you have "Shriek of the Mutilated" or 407 00:25:06,483 --> 00:25:09,643 "Sorority House Massacre"? 408 00:25:10,323 --> 00:25:11,483 Shriek... 409 00:25:13,523 --> 00:25:15,921 Nup, doesn't look like it. 410 00:25:15,963 --> 00:25:19,203 "Sorority House Massacre". 411 00:25:21,043 --> 00:25:23,403 Sorry. Sorry. No. 412 00:25:24,163 --> 00:25:26,321 How about "I Eat Your Skin"? 413 00:25:26,363 --> 00:25:28,081 And that's not a request, baby. 414 00:25:28,123 --> 00:25:30,441 Ha ha. 415 00:25:30,483 --> 00:25:34,041 What happened to the... the gore fest of the eighties and nineties anyway? 416 00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:35,401 I dunno. 417 00:25:35,443 --> 00:25:37,161 The eighties and nineties man... 418 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,641 those were the days! 419 00:25:38,683 --> 00:25:41,283 You know... popcorn and mixed lollies and... 420 00:25:41,443 --> 00:25:44,843 and an old VHS tape in a sweaty, plastic case. 421 00:25:46,603 --> 00:25:48,963 I, I have a movie idea, but should I tell you? 422 00:25:49,643 --> 00:25:51,601 You know what? I'm kind of busy. 423 00:25:51,643 --> 00:25:53,083 Won't take a second. 424 00:25:53,283 --> 00:25:55,481 [ Keys tapping ] 425 00:25:55,523 --> 00:25:57,921 I'll just liked the way that Kirk handled things 426 00:25:57,963 --> 00:25:59,641 he'd just go the 'old school way' 427 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,041 and use his fists to get the job done! 428 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:03,561 Oh! Sensors detect a Caveman! 429 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:04,283 Oww! 430 00:26:06,283 --> 00:26:11,963 Violence should always be the last resort. 431 00:26:13,763 --> 00:26:15,881 It's not after short attention span audiences. 432 00:26:15,923 --> 00:26:17,761 It's cerebral, it's challenging. 433 00:26:17,803 --> 00:26:19,241 It asks questions. 434 00:26:19,283 --> 00:26:21,043 I have a question. 435 00:26:21,403 --> 00:26:24,121 What did Spock find in Kirk's toilet? 436 00:26:24,163 --> 00:26:25,563 A Tribble? 437 00:26:25,963 --> 00:26:28,003 The Captain's Log. 438 00:26:28,683 --> 00:26:30,763 What did they also find in his pants? 439 00:26:32,403 --> 00:26:34,123 A Klingon. 440 00:26:34,603 --> 00:26:35,643 He he. 441 00:26:36,003 --> 00:26:36,643 Ha ha ha 442 00:26:37,123 --> 00:26:40,443 [ Slush puppie gushing ] 443 00:26:41,443 --> 00:26:43,961 It'll never be the same for us old timers. 444 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,721 It's like losing your virginity. 445 00:26:45,763 --> 00:26:47,363 You can only do it once. 446 00:26:47,803 --> 00:26:49,883 You can only die once too! 447 00:26:52,603 --> 00:26:55,043 Not in the movies, Devochka! 448 00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:59,523 Science fiction, motion pictures and superhero movies are huge! 449 00:26:59,803 --> 00:27:02,003 What does that tell you? I'll tell you what it tells you! 450 00:27:02,123 --> 00:27:03,841 It says people want villains defeated 451 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:06,761 defined heroes and heroines with romance and happy ending. 452 00:27:06,803 --> 00:27:13,763 Or maybe people just want to escape from their otherwise meaningless, boring and lonely lives. 453 00:27:14,443 --> 00:27:18,241 Oh, I didn't mean, you... no, I meant 454 00:27:18,283 --> 00:27:20,683 in general. 455 00:27:20,803 --> 00:27:28,803 [ Nerdy in-store music plays ] 456 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:38,123 [ Phazer powers up ] [ rap music plays ] 457 00:27:40,883 --> 00:27:43,883 [ Door bell chimes ] 458 00:27:45,883 --> 00:27:53,883 [ Laid back 50's surf guitar music ] 459 00:27:54,363 --> 00:27:55,723 Hey kids! 460 00:27:56,483 --> 00:27:58,921 Hold up a sec. 461 00:27:58,963 --> 00:28:01,081 Now remember. 462 00:28:01,123 --> 00:28:03,321 Some of these peeps are our 'bread and butter.' 463 00:28:03,363 --> 00:28:04,121 What! 464 00:28:04,163 --> 00:28:08,441 Well you know, customers like 'Horror Nut' and 'Trek Nerd'. 465 00:28:08,483 --> 00:28:11,121 Try not to make fun of them, okay? 466 00:28:11,163 --> 00:28:14,763 We know they're pathetic! But try not to alienate them. 467 00:28:15,483 --> 00:28:16,561 Sorry, boss. 468 00:28:16,603 --> 00:28:18,481 I just can't help it sometimes. 469 00:28:18,523 --> 00:28:19,963 Yeah sorry. 470 00:28:22,123 --> 00:28:23,403 Hey kids! 471 00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:26,441 With downloads killing us. 472 00:28:26,483 --> 00:28:28,603 We've only got a few more years left to stay afloat. 473 00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:33,163 So film buffs of any persuasion are our friends... 474 00:28:33,563 --> 00:28:34,601 Got it? 475 00:28:34,643 --> 00:28:35,321 Got it. 476 00:28:35,363 --> 00:28:37,763 That treat them with respect and dignity. 477 00:28:38,003 --> 00:28:42,483 And remember, it is our privilege to provide them quality entertainment 478 00:28:42,643 --> 00:28:45,881 and assorted confectionery at a reasonable price. 479 00:28:45,923 --> 00:28:47,401 Ok. He he 480 00:28:47,443 --> 00:28:49,563 Hey Andy! 481 00:28:52,483 --> 00:28:56,243 Can you put that new box collection of Hitchcock 482 00:28:56,285 --> 00:28:58,285 classics down on aisle three next to the soft porn? Okay? 483 00:28:58,563 --> 00:28:59,761 Okay? 484 00:28:59,803 --> 00:29:04,243 Somebody might confuse the word cock with... and rent one by mistake. 485 00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:06,961 Yeah tomorrow, or? 486 00:29:07,003 --> 00:29:09,483 Yeah, whatev's. 487 00:29:11,003 --> 00:29:17,243 [ Gentle romantic piano music ] 488 00:29:17,803 --> 00:29:19,883 You don't say much, do you? 489 00:29:21,683 --> 00:29:25,563 I usually only speak when I have something to say. 490 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,123 Okay. 491 00:29:29,083 --> 00:29:32,721 So you still seeing that ah... tough guy? 492 00:29:32,763 --> 00:29:36,441 Oh, no. 493 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:41,403 Broke that off just after... you know. 494 00:29:42,443 --> 00:29:43,403 Yeah, 495 00:29:44,163 --> 00:29:46,681 I felt bad for, like, not doing 496 00:29:46,723 --> 00:29:49,683 or saying anything. 497 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,843 You're sweet. 498 00:29:54,323 --> 00:29:57,603 He would have killed you. 499 00:29:57,803 --> 00:29:59,043 Who's that gonna help? 500 00:29:59,123 --> 00:30:01,523 So you're not seeing him anymore? 501 00:30:01,603 --> 00:30:03,043 I said no. 502 00:30:03,283 --> 00:30:04,041 Why do you ask? 503 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:04,963 Oh. 504 00:30:05,643 --> 00:30:06,643 Nothing. 505 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:12,003 So. 506 00:30:13,203 --> 00:30:13,843 Andy, 507 00:30:15,043 --> 00:30:17,403 tell me about you. Hobbies? 508 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,521 Got a girlfriend? 509 00:30:19,563 --> 00:30:21,483 No girlfriend. 510 00:30:21,723 --> 00:30:23,643 Who needs 'em anyway, I say 511 00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:26,363 it's just a hassle if you ask me. 512 00:30:26,483 --> 00:30:27,843 Yeah. 513 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,043 I ah... 514 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:33,761 I play guitar in a band. 515 00:30:33,803 --> 00:30:34,683 Really? 516 00:30:34,803 --> 00:30:36,683 Yeah. 517 00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:38,563 You need a singer? 518 00:30:38,803 --> 00:30:41,363 Oh, um, we already have one. 519 00:30:41,683 --> 00:30:43,683 He's a douchebag! But... 520 00:30:44,203 --> 00:30:45,643 he's ours. 521 00:30:46,163 --> 00:30:47,001 What kind of singer? 522 00:30:47,043 --> 00:30:49,763 Like, (softly) La la la! 523 00:30:50,163 --> 00:30:53,003 Or, (death metal) La la la! 524 00:30:53,123 --> 00:30:54,683 Ha ha, um 525 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:57,123 (Death metal) La la la! 526 00:30:58,323 --> 00:30:59,083 Right. 527 00:30:59,883 --> 00:31:01,323 So the dark stuff? 528 00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:03,203 Mmm, dark is it gets. 529 00:31:03,283 --> 00:31:06,001 Angry lyrics, then? 530 00:31:06,043 --> 00:31:08,521 No kind of hopeless 531 00:31:08,563 --> 00:31:12,641 for me it's just the way things are, you know, like with global warming 532 00:31:12,683 --> 00:31:16,523 and lack of NBN in my area. 533 00:31:18,763 --> 00:31:23,041 Oh, you're not joking. 534 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:26,323 I can't tell with you sometimes. 535 00:31:26,443 --> 00:31:31,681 You don't seem like a sad person. 536 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:35,043 I just don't have a really good view on society or people in general. 537 00:31:35,803 --> 00:31:37,081 And working here doesn't help. 538 00:31:37,123 --> 00:31:40,561 I mean, a couple of late nights here and you really get to see the underbelly 539 00:31:40,603 --> 00:31:43,803 if you know what I mean. 540 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:55,323 Bet you're a lot of fun at parties Tiger. 541 00:31:55,603 --> 00:31:57,243 What parties? 542 00:31:59,203 --> 00:32:03,523 You know, Andy, you've gotta learn to lighten up. 543 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:08,403 Live a little. Live in the moment. 544 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:14,123 It's not so easy. 545 00:32:15,563 --> 00:32:19,963 You don't know unless you try, 546 00:32:21,643 --> 00:32:24,083 It can't kill you. 547 00:32:32,763 --> 00:32:33,603 It can't kill you. 548 00:32:34,123 --> 00:32:35,083 ...can't kill you. 549 00:32:35,443 --> 00:32:36,323 ...can't kill you. 550 00:32:37,403 --> 00:32:38,363 ...can't kill you. 551 00:32:40,243 --> 00:32:41,443 ...can't kill you. 552 00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:42,803 ...can't kill you. 553 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:44,003 ...can't kill you. 554 00:32:44,203 --> 00:32:45,363 ...can't kill you. 555 00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:09,363 [ Street sounds - police siren passes by ] 556 00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:20,083 Hey! 557 00:33:21,403 --> 00:33:22,363 Bad news? 558 00:33:22,683 --> 00:33:23,283 Hmmpt. 559 00:33:23,883 --> 00:33:25,803 You wouldn't even believe it. 560 00:33:26,003 --> 00:33:27,043 What? 561 00:33:27,203 --> 00:33:29,523 Our 'dead shit' singer quit our band. 562 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:33,123 I told you I could sing. 563 00:33:33,643 --> 00:33:34,361 Okay. 564 00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:35,803 Sing me something. 565 00:33:36,523 --> 00:33:38,443 [gentle piano music] What? Right now? 566 00:33:39,403 --> 00:33:40,963 Yeah. 567 00:33:43,643 --> 00:33:45,883 Rent me at this last shop. 568 00:33:46,603 --> 00:33:49,803 Come on, and rent me at this last shop. 569 00:33:49,963 --> 00:33:50,883 Hehe 570 00:33:51,003 --> 00:33:52,283 Ha 571 00:33:52,483 --> 00:33:53,443 Okay, 572 00:33:54,003 --> 00:33:56,161 so how? 573 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:56,883 Like... 574 00:33:57,843 --> 00:34:00,483 Where did you learn to sing? 575 00:34:02,923 --> 00:34:08,083 I... sing in the shower, I guess. 576 00:34:09,643 --> 00:34:10,923 Oh, yeah. 577 00:34:11,443 --> 00:34:14,603 So, go on. 578 00:34:14,883 --> 00:34:16,683 I wouldn't want to bore you. 579 00:34:16,843 --> 00:34:18,321 No, it's not. It's... 580 00:34:18,363 --> 00:34:20,603 it's not boring. 581 00:34:23,323 --> 00:34:24,803 Ah Nah. 582 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:27,563 Hey, I shared earlier. 583 00:34:28,563 --> 00:34:30,163 Is that the time? 584 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:31,283 Umm 585 00:34:32,643 --> 00:34:34,483 I'm gonna go. 586 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:37,203 I'll see you tomorrow? 587 00:34:37,963 --> 00:34:39,923 Okay. 588 00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:54,843 Okay, well, you're telling me tomorrow, then. 589 00:34:59,443 --> 00:35:02,443 I hope she doesn't make a habit of leaving this early. 590 00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:04,363 She has to be somewhere. 591 00:35:04,523 --> 00:35:05,961 Anywhere but here hey? 592 00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:07,083 Mmm. 593 00:35:07,683 --> 00:35:11,041 I couldn't help but overhear your conversation earlier. 594 00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:12,601 Oh yeah., how 'd you manage that? 595 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:16,243 Oh, the sound must travel upstairs, anyway. 596 00:35:16,883 --> 00:35:19,123 What's with all your doom and gloom spiel? 597 00:35:19,243 --> 00:35:20,041 What do you mean? 598 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:21,203 Well you and Stacy? 599 00:35:21,403 --> 00:35:22,041 What? 600 00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:25,841 Well all that crap about dark music and hopelessness, 601 00:35:25,883 --> 00:35:27,883 I mean, are you deliberately trying to make you think you're a tool? 602 00:35:28,203 --> 00:35:28,901 No. 603 00:35:28,943 --> 00:35:29,721 I mean, are you? 604 00:35:29,763 --> 00:35:31,641 No, I'm not trying to make her think I'm a too... Andy! 605 00:35:31,683 --> 00:35:34,441 Women don't want all that depression crap. 606 00:35:34,483 --> 00:35:35,121 They want to laugh. 607 00:35:35,163 --> 00:35:37,241 They want to be entertained. 608 00:35:37,283 --> 00:35:39,403 I'm not a performing clown, Gary. 609 00:35:39,483 --> 00:35:41,123 Apparently, you're just a clown. 610 00:35:41,963 --> 00:35:43,123 Now look, 611 00:35:43,323 --> 00:35:47,243 sometimes you have to be a, a... a performer! 612 00:35:47,643 --> 00:35:49,963 The courtship game is... is all an act. 613 00:35:50,763 --> 00:35:51,881 The courtship? 614 00:35:51,923 --> 00:35:53,201 It's not 1920. 615 00:35:53,243 --> 00:35:54,281 Do you like her? 616 00:35:54,323 --> 00:35:55,361 What? 617 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,881 Well, I know you like her 618 00:35:56,923 --> 00:36:00,123 I mean, you'd have to be gay or clinically dead, not to. 619 00:36:01,123 --> 00:36:01,923 Yeah. 620 00:36:02,603 --> 00:36:06,001 Now, listen, I'm going to give you some advice. 621 00:36:06,043 --> 00:36:09,603 Now, I normally wouldn't bother, but it's obvious you need some direction, my boy. 622 00:36:09,923 --> 00:36:10,881 Gary I really don't need... 623 00:36:10,923 --> 00:36:12,481 Now just shut up and listen. 624 00:36:12,523 --> 00:36:16,683 Now, firstly, cut out all this teenage angst and depression crap! 625 00:36:17,403 --> 00:36:22,363 I mean, girls want dependable, strong adults, not whining infants. 626 00:36:22,603 --> 00:36:23,721 Gary, you can't talk to me like that... 627 00:36:23,763 --> 00:36:27,443 Secondly, ask her some personal questions. 628 00:36:27,803 --> 00:36:31,803 Listen, and nod seriously as she answers. 629 00:36:32,363 --> 00:36:36,163 See, women love to hear themselves talk, so this shouldn't be too much of a problem. 630 00:36:36,523 --> 00:36:40,483 And what this displays is your caring, stroke, sensitive side. 631 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:42,761 Caring stroke, sensitive side. 632 00:36:42,803 --> 00:36:48,323 I know it's a paradox, but women like both the masculine and the feminine together, 633 00:36:48,763 --> 00:36:50,683 which means you have to be a good actor. 634 00:36:50,843 --> 00:36:52,081 You mean liar. 635 00:36:52,123 --> 00:36:56,563 Whatever. And always be totally in awe of everything she says. 636 00:36:56,683 --> 00:37:00,721 As if you were listening to the Virgin Mary or Marilyn Monroe 637 00:37:00,763 --> 00:37:04,163 or, or, or Katy Perry, and then... 638 00:37:05,003 --> 00:37:07,321 get her to ask you some questions. 639 00:37:07,363 --> 00:37:09,563 And once you've got her attention... 640 00:37:11,003 --> 00:37:12,483 ignore her 641 00:37:13,443 --> 00:37:14,443 What? 642 00:37:14,683 --> 00:37:16,163 You ignore her. 643 00:37:16,563 --> 00:37:17,603 Okay, that's what I thought you said. 644 00:37:17,763 --> 00:37:21,963 You've showed her your sensitive side by patiently listening to her tales of woe. 645 00:37:22,563 --> 00:37:26,643 And then when it's your turn to talk, you clam up. Drives the women crazy. 646 00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:29,641 Well, she'll think you're an enigma and simply have to have ya. 647 00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:30,683 Bullshit! 648 00:37:30,763 --> 00:37:33,521 It's not the bullshit, it's THE shit! 649 00:37:33,563 --> 00:37:36,643 Now remember, be strong, listen 650 00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,083 and then ignore her. 651 00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:52,523 [ Drum beats fades into playful in-store music ] 652 00:37:56,043 --> 00:37:58,363 [ Door bell chimes ] 653 00:37:59,643 --> 00:38:01,603 [ Door bell chimes ] 654 00:38:01,763 --> 00:38:04,723 Hey Frigineze! Like your new outfit! 655 00:38:05,243 --> 00:38:06,521 Looks BOSS! 656 00:38:06,563 --> 00:38:07,561 Thanks. 657 00:38:07,603 --> 00:38:09,843 I went shopping at this totally sick new place in the city. 658 00:38:10,243 --> 00:38:11,683 It's the new me. 659 00:38:13,403 --> 00:38:14,723 What do you think? 660 00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:17,243 Totally sick. [ STACY LAUGHS ] 661 00:38:17,803 --> 00:38:20,203 So what's the job tonight? 662 00:38:20,483 --> 00:38:22,681 Ah well, Gary's got a bunch of new stock out the back 663 00:38:22,723 --> 00:38:27,323 that needs to be brought in and labeled so... (clicks teeth) 664 00:38:28,763 --> 00:38:30,641 You want to show me? 665 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,603 Ahh, it's just out the back near the coffee machine. 666 00:38:41,323 --> 00:38:43,801 Do you want to show me? 667 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:49,283 Ah, It's just out the back near the coffee machine. 668 00:38:50,003 --> 00:38:56,763 [ Playful in-store music ] 669 00:38:59,563 --> 00:39:02,161 Don't get up! I can manage. 670 00:39:02,203 --> 00:39:04,923 Mm... kay 671 00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:13,363 So, Stacy... it's your turn to spill the old jelly beans. 672 00:39:14,203 --> 00:39:15,601 Where'd you hail from? 673 00:39:15,643 --> 00:39:16,763 Why? 674 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:18,763 I'm interested. 675 00:39:22,003 --> 00:39:24,441 I grew up on a cattle station 676 00:39:24,483 --> 00:39:26,441 In Lake Nash in the N.T. 677 00:39:26,483 --> 00:39:28,123 Ah cool. 678 00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:29,603 Not cool. 679 00:39:29,803 --> 00:39:32,003 Seven kids in a sweaty worker's cottage. 680 00:39:32,323 --> 00:39:36,083 Too small for a family of three. 681 00:39:36,283 --> 00:39:37,521 We got by. 682 00:39:37,563 --> 00:39:38,883 Nice place? 683 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:42,001 Yeah. If you're a masochist. 684 00:39:42,043 --> 00:39:43,241 Nice neighbors, or...? 685 00:39:43,283 --> 00:39:45,281 We lived on a cattle station... 686 00:39:45,323 --> 00:39:47,281 ...miles from civilization. 687 00:39:47,323 --> 00:39:49,403 How could we have had neighbors? 688 00:39:55,923 --> 00:39:57,443 So you had a big family? 689 00:39:58,163 --> 00:39:59,721 Seven kids I said. 690 00:39:59,763 --> 00:40:02,763 That's a... four dollars thanks. 691 00:40:04,963 --> 00:40:06,683 Andy... 692 00:40:07,123 --> 00:40:09,481 you're not a real good listener are you? 693 00:40:09,523 --> 00:40:11,203 Huh? 694 00:40:20,923 --> 00:40:24,723 So how'd you get out of there? [ DOOR BELL CHIMES ] 695 00:40:25,843 --> 00:40:31,201 We moved to Brisbane just after my father died in a car crash. 696 00:40:31,243 --> 00:40:33,081 That's terrible. 697 00:40:33,123 --> 00:40:34,443 How old were you? 698 00:40:35,443 --> 00:40:37,761 Fifteen. 699 00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,563 Whoa 700 00:40:40,003 --> 00:40:43,363 My stepmother was a fucking witch, 701 00:40:44,243 --> 00:40:46,883 so I was out of there soon after, and... 702 00:40:47,563 --> 00:40:50,163 I never looked back. 703 00:40:50,483 --> 00:40:52,803 That's really sad, Stace. 704 00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:58,963 I don't know how I would have coped growing up without my parents. 705 00:41:00,123 --> 00:41:04,803 I'll be back in a tick my Droogs. 706 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:08,843 [ Door bell chimes ] 707 00:41:10,003 --> 00:41:13,921 So... have you seen any good bands lately? 708 00:41:13,963 --> 00:41:17,003 Umm... (cough) nah, not really. 709 00:41:19,123 --> 00:41:21,883 The Reverend's are playing in the Valley tomorrow night. 710 00:41:22,043 --> 00:41:24,401 And I was wondering... 711 00:41:24,443 --> 00:41:29,003 Well, we better get back to it. Can't sit and chit chat all day. 712 00:41:30,563 --> 00:41:32,963 Yeah, right. 713 00:41:39,283 --> 00:41:41,443 What's wrong with you today? 714 00:41:41,763 --> 00:41:45,203 One minute you're nice and the next you're a total arsehole! 715 00:41:48,563 --> 00:41:52,323 And they say women are fucking fickle. 716 00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,643 (Whispered) Fucking Gary 717 00:41:55,283 --> 00:41:58,241 [ Door bell chimes ] 718 00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:59,001 Not again! 719 00:41:59,043 --> 00:41:59,881 What? 720 00:41:59,923 --> 00:42:00,681 Stay down. 721 00:42:00,723 --> 00:42:01,561 Get off me what the fu...! 722 00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:02,241 Shhh quiet! 723 00:42:02,283 --> 00:42:05,443 This is a robbery Sunshine open the register, 724 00:42:05,603 --> 00:42:08,363 empty it, and hand over your phone and wallet! 725 00:42:09,163 --> 00:42:10,601 Come on, cup cake! 726 00:42:10,643 --> 00:42:13,163 I said now, not 'Now Now'! 727 00:42:13,403 --> 00:42:15,961 Hey! What are you reaching for? 728 00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:17,721 Keys! Keys to the register. 729 00:42:17,763 --> 00:42:18,643 Is it? 730 00:42:18,723 --> 00:42:19,421 Yeah. 731 00:42:19,463 --> 00:42:20,521 Hurry it up. 732 00:42:20,563 --> 00:42:22,763 Ok, come on! 733 00:42:30,003 --> 00:42:32,481 Is that it?! 734 00:42:32,523 --> 00:42:33,841 That's it!? 735 00:42:33,883 --> 00:42:35,521 Yeah, not many punters today. 736 00:42:35,563 --> 00:42:36,721 Probably because the footy's on. 737 00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:37,641 What!? 738 00:42:37,683 --> 00:42:39,363 Damn it! He's right. 739 00:42:39,963 --> 00:42:41,241 What teams are playing again? 740 00:42:41,283 --> 00:42:43,881 Hey, shut up! 741 00:42:43,923 --> 00:42:46,843 Now, give me your phone and your wallet and make it snappy. 742 00:42:46,963 --> 00:42:50,203 Holy... shiznit! It's the cops! 743 00:42:50,563 --> 00:42:53,401 Pearl Jam there, must have fingered a silent alarm! 744 00:42:53,443 --> 00:42:56,083 You dirty little grub. Hey! 745 00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:57,681 Say good night, my bro! 746 00:42:57,723 --> 00:42:58,843 Wait! 747 00:42:59,323 --> 00:43:01,361 What the? What are you... 748 00:43:01,403 --> 00:43:03,121 What are you doing down there? 749 00:43:03,163 --> 00:43:04,921 What kinda place are you running here? 750 00:43:04,963 --> 00:43:07,281 There's no silent alarm, he was just protecting me! 751 00:43:07,323 --> 00:43:09,963 Oh, Oh, they're going into the pizza place! 752 00:43:10,243 --> 00:43:11,841 Is there a back way out of here? 753 00:43:11,883 --> 00:43:14,161 Yeah, but it goes straight past Giuseppes. 754 00:43:14,203 --> 00:43:15,683 Giu-Giu-Giu wh... Gui-WHAT? 755 00:43:15,923 --> 00:43:17,161 The-the-the pizza place. 756 00:43:17,203 --> 00:43:18,241 What? 757 00:43:18,283 --> 00:43:20,883 What's with all the bloody cameras? 758 00:43:21,283 --> 00:43:22,481 Security. 759 00:43:22,523 --> 00:43:24,321 Security!? Ha! 760 00:43:24,363 --> 00:43:26,841 S-Security!? Ha ha ha! 761 00:43:26,883 --> 00:43:28,563 Heh heh heh. 762 00:43:28,723 --> 00:43:31,123 It's fricking overkill if you ask me! 763 00:43:31,283 --> 00:43:33,001 Ha ha ha ha ha. 764 00:43:33,043 --> 00:43:34,763 Oooh! They're out! 765 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:36,521 Ooh, they're coming closer! 766 00:43:36,563 --> 00:43:38,161 Oh... no, it's okay. 767 00:43:38,203 --> 00:43:40,801 They just stopped at the newsagents! This is FUCKED!! 768 00:43:40,843 --> 00:43:43,801 S'alright! Just relax! Ooh! They're getting back into their patrol car! 769 00:43:43,843 --> 00:43:44,603 Gees! 770 00:43:45,283 --> 00:43:46,183 They've started the car! 771 00:43:46,243 --> 00:43:47,083 They're going! 772 00:43:49,203 --> 00:43:50,523 They're GOING! 773 00:43:51,803 --> 00:43:53,323 They're GOING! 774 00:43:54,603 --> 00:43:55,921 And... 775 00:43:55,963 --> 00:43:57,403 they're gone. 776 00:43:59,443 --> 00:44:02,323 Okay, let's split. 777 00:44:03,403 --> 00:44:05,561 Thank you very much for your patience. 778 00:44:05,603 --> 00:44:07,883 This has been real, 779 00:44:08,203 --> 00:44:10,203 real nice. 780 00:44:19,483 --> 00:44:20,723 Come on! 781 00:44:20,923 --> 00:44:21,723 Wait for me! 782 00:44:22,043 --> 00:44:23,163 You WAIT for ME! 783 00:44:46,643 --> 00:44:48,683 How where you so calm? 784 00:44:48,883 --> 00:44:49,723 Heh. 785 00:44:50,043 --> 00:44:52,481 It's not the first time we've been robbed. 786 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,883 Still, my heart's beating like a horse though. 787 00:44:55,643 --> 00:44:59,243 Mine too! Really gets the adrenaline pumping. 788 00:44:59,403 --> 00:45:00,523 A huh. 789 00:45:07,963 --> 00:45:13,963 So... anything exciting happening, kids? 790 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:21,643 What? 791 00:45:30,883 --> 00:45:32,603 This can't keep happening, Kate. 792 00:45:33,443 --> 00:45:35,523 Where's the bloody well "Protect and Serve". 793 00:45:35,723 --> 00:45:37,041 That's the USA, Gary. 794 00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:38,841 Here, it's "With HONOR we serve". 795 00:45:38,883 --> 00:45:40,561 Well, we're the only ones copping a serve, 796 00:45:40,603 --> 00:45:42,483 and it ain't pretty! 797 00:45:43,483 --> 00:45:44,083 Brett. 798 00:45:45,283 --> 00:45:47,321 We're looking into it Gary 'me old son'. 799 00:45:47,363 --> 00:45:49,081 200 and something dollars! 800 00:45:49,123 --> 00:45:51,281 Plus all the loose change the boy had left in his wallet! 801 00:45:51,323 --> 00:45:52,561 And my staff could have been killed! 802 00:45:52,603 --> 00:45:54,841 Now I want to know, what-in-the-hell are you going to do about? 803 00:45:54,883 --> 00:45:57,961 Well, with your extensive security footage and the accompanying audio, 804 00:45:58,003 --> 00:46:00,963 we've got more than an average chance of matching suspects. 805 00:46:01,443 --> 00:46:03,481 How many cameras do you have? 806 00:46:03,523 --> 00:46:06,403 Ten all up. Eight inside and two outside. 807 00:46:07,163 --> 00:46:08,521 Why so many? 808 00:46:08,563 --> 00:46:10,603 I wanted every angle of my store covered. 809 00:46:11,203 --> 00:46:14,243 And if I'm going to be giving stuff away, I want it all on hard disk. 810 00:46:14,843 --> 00:46:18,401 That's a bit excessive, don't you think? 811 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:22,483 Well no, I don't. 812 00:46:23,843 --> 00:46:26,843 [ Door bell chimes ] 813 00:46:29,643 --> 00:46:32,643 [ A distant police siren ] 814 00:46:33,523 --> 00:46:37,283 Come on, Stacy. We've been through a holdup together. 815 00:46:37,883 --> 00:46:39,883 So why do you have no fear? 816 00:46:40,963 --> 00:46:41,923 Why? 817 00:46:43,043 --> 00:46:45,761 I had a really violent upbringing. 818 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,361 My parents fought like heavyweights, 819 00:46:47,403 --> 00:46:51,723 and, when they weren't laying into each other, they where laying into me. 820 00:46:53,923 --> 00:46:56,043 ...became numb to threat, 821 00:46:56,283 --> 00:46:57,403 I guess. 822 00:46:59,643 --> 00:47:00,843 That's horrible. 823 00:47:01,563 --> 00:47:05,283 Did you ever think of getting help... or something? 824 00:47:06,243 --> 00:47:07,203 Maybe. 825 00:47:08,043 --> 00:47:11,043 Damage already done Tiger. 826 00:47:12,123 --> 00:47:14,923 I find it hard to get emotional about anything. 827 00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:17,441 Is that detachment, 828 00:47:17,483 --> 00:47:19,723 why are you date psychos like Damian? 829 00:47:19,883 --> 00:47:22,203 Ugh! No Dr Phil. 830 00:47:24,043 --> 00:47:25,603 No. (sigh) 831 00:47:29,203 --> 00:47:32,323 I once found some photos amongst his things. 832 00:47:33,003 --> 00:47:37,001 Monitoring ordinary people going about their day to day lives. 833 00:47:37,043 --> 00:47:39,883 Sooo... like a pervert? 834 00:47:40,323 --> 00:47:42,003 No. 835 00:47:42,203 --> 00:47:44,603 Maybe? 836 00:47:44,763 --> 00:47:46,323 [ Car approaches ] 837 00:47:46,763 --> 00:47:48,001 There were folders 838 00:47:48,043 --> 00:47:52,443 of addresses and schedules, 839 00:47:53,443 --> 00:47:56,403 and there'd be new folders every week. 840 00:47:56,563 --> 00:48:00,363 So you think he was, like, some sort of hitman or something? 841 00:48:01,803 --> 00:48:03,283 Honestly, 842 00:48:04,203 --> 00:48:07,043 I don't know. 843 00:48:07,803 --> 00:48:11,763 Holy crap, Stacy! Talk about turning a blind eye! 844 00:48:13,203 --> 00:48:16,801 We'll it's better than turning a black eye. 845 00:48:16,843 --> 00:48:20,721 Yeah. 846 00:48:20,763 --> 00:48:22,243 Yup, 847 00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:24,603 yup, 848 00:48:25,483 --> 00:48:26,923 I... I will. 849 00:48:27,003 --> 00:48:30,001 Thanks, Detective. 850 00:48:30,043 --> 00:48:31,443 Well, that's that. 851 00:48:31,963 --> 00:48:33,761 Cops said that my security footage 852 00:48:33,803 --> 00:48:37,081 will probably end up on the local evening news tonight. 853 00:48:37,123 --> 00:48:39,683 So... pretty radical hey! 854 00:48:39,843 --> 00:48:42,321 Radical dude. 855 00:48:42,363 --> 00:48:44,881 Anyway, no more moping about. 856 00:48:44,923 --> 00:48:47,003 Let's get back to it. 857 00:48:47,923 --> 00:48:49,921 Oh, Gary, I'm 858 00:48:49,963 --> 00:48:52,923 still a little shook up from yesterday. 859 00:48:54,403 --> 00:48:57,841 I was wondering if I could go home early. 860 00:48:57,883 --> 00:49:00,683 So long as it's cool by Andrew. 861 00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:03,961 Oh umm, sure. Yeah. 862 00:49:04,003 --> 00:49:07,043 Thanks. 863 00:49:14,283 --> 00:49:16,923 [door bell chimes] Strange girl, that one 864 00:49:18,163 --> 00:49:19,683 You're telling me? 865 00:49:20,723 --> 00:49:22,483 Very strange. 866 00:49:27,243 --> 00:49:32,843 [ Ominous music ] 867 00:49:48,803 --> 00:49:51,803 [ Door bell chimes ] 868 00:50:02,883 --> 00:50:05,083 Oh... 869 00:50:08,443 --> 00:50:09,843 is that overdue? 870 00:50:10,283 --> 00:50:12,083 Oh, yeah. 871 00:50:13,283 --> 00:50:17,763 So does that mean I have to pay, like, a overdue fee or something? 872 00:50:18,203 --> 00:50:21,603 Well, normally you would, but you can just pay it next time you come in. 873 00:50:21,923 --> 00:50:23,243 Oh... 874 00:50:24,243 --> 00:50:25,683 How about you fix it... 875 00:50:26,803 --> 00:50:28,483 so I don't have to pay at all? 876 00:50:30,443 --> 00:50:31,403 Sure. 877 00:50:35,563 --> 00:50:38,281 You like working in a video store? 878 00:50:38,323 --> 00:50:39,323 S'alright... 879 00:50:40,163 --> 00:50:43,043 If you like long hours and no money. 880 00:50:43,763 --> 00:50:46,403 Must get a lot of weirdos in here, huh? 881 00:50:47,203 --> 00:50:50,403 Just regular people, I guess. 882 00:50:51,163 --> 00:50:54,283 Do I look like regular people to you? 883 00:50:54,643 --> 00:50:56,121 Umm... no. 884 00:50:56,163 --> 00:51:00,283 Well... what do I look like? 885 00:51:00,763 --> 00:51:03,203 Um, a little dangerous. 886 00:51:04,963 --> 00:51:07,403 A little. 887 00:51:08,123 --> 00:51:08,723 Well. 888 00:51:09,563 --> 00:51:10,761 Dangerous. 889 00:51:10,803 --> 00:51:12,043 Ahh. 890 00:51:13,043 --> 00:51:15,481 [slaps counter] Dangerous! 891 00:51:15,523 --> 00:51:16,921 I like that. 892 00:51:16,963 --> 00:51:19,163 No, I think I like you, kid. You're honest. 893 00:51:19,363 --> 00:51:23,003 And if there's one thing I admire in a bloke, it's honesty. 894 00:51:23,443 --> 00:51:25,003 What's your name? 895 00:51:25,283 --> 00:51:26,243 Andrew. 896 00:51:27,123 --> 00:51:28,603 Well, Andy, 897 00:51:29,523 --> 00:51:32,763 let me ask you a question. 898 00:51:34,203 --> 00:51:37,683 Seen any girls around lately? 899 00:51:38,243 --> 00:51:40,123 I've seen a lot of girls. 900 00:51:40,363 --> 00:51:42,443 This one isn't 'lots of girls'. 901 00:51:43,843 --> 00:51:48,643 She's tall, blonde, ooft, banging body, 902 00:51:49,963 --> 00:51:51,883 named Stacy. 903 00:51:52,603 --> 00:51:53,883 Seen her? 904 00:51:56,523 --> 00:51:57,441 Um? 905 00:51:57,483 --> 00:51:59,683 Well, have you or haven't ya? 906 00:52:00,403 --> 00:52:01,443 No. 907 00:52:01,723 --> 00:52:02,483 I... 908 00:52:02,603 --> 00:52:03,523 haven't. 909 00:52:05,763 --> 00:52:07,443 Now you sure? 910 00:52:08,243 --> 00:52:08,843 Yeah, 911 00:52:09,523 --> 00:52:12,961 I'm sure. 912 00:52:13,003 --> 00:52:16,681 All right. 913 00:52:16,723 --> 00:52:20,763 Walt! Tiny! 914 00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:37,083 [ Door bell chimes twice! ] 915 00:52:39,563 --> 00:52:40,843 This is Walt! 916 00:52:41,163 --> 00:52:43,683 So called, because we think he looks like Walt Disney. 917 00:52:44,083 --> 00:52:46,763 And this... this is Tiny, 918 00:52:47,003 --> 00:52:49,763 so called because... 919 00:52:51,243 --> 00:52:52,963 Why do we call you that again? 920 00:52:54,683 --> 00:52:58,603 Because I have a small dick! 921 00:53:00,163 --> 00:53:01,921 Let me show you something Andy. 922 00:53:01,963 --> 00:53:03,163 Where? 923 00:53:03,963 --> 00:53:05,563 Outside in the car. 924 00:53:05,843 --> 00:53:07,961 Oh, I can't leave the front desk. 925 00:53:08,003 --> 00:53:09,403 Oh, should be right. 926 00:53:09,763 --> 00:53:11,803 It'll only take a sec. 927 00:53:12,283 --> 00:53:15,643 No, really, I-I-I can't leave the... 928 00:53:15,963 --> 00:53:19,883 Do as he says, kid. 929 00:53:21,683 --> 00:53:22,841 Good. 930 00:53:22,883 --> 00:53:25,561 Now like I said before, Andy, I like you. 931 00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:27,201 I like your honesty. 932 00:53:27,243 --> 00:53:29,841 I mean, some fellas are just never straight with a bloke. 933 00:53:29,883 --> 00:53:31,081 Know what I mean? 934 00:53:31,123 --> 00:53:34,563 I mean, if I had a dollar for every... so-and-so, 935 00:53:34,723 --> 00:53:35,881 who's lied to me over the years. 936 00:53:35,923 --> 00:53:38,203 Well... I'd be the Mayor of Brisbane. 937 00:53:39,603 --> 00:53:40,843 I'm not sure it works that way. 938 00:53:42,363 --> 00:53:42,963 What? 939 00:53:43,803 --> 00:53:45,043 Nothing. 940 00:53:48,563 --> 00:53:51,523 In the end it all comes back to honor, without honor... 941 00:53:51,683 --> 00:53:52,603 Well? 942 00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:59,401 We're no better than the fuck'n animals. 943 00:53:59,443 --> 00:54:05,281 (Muffled) Hey. Hey! Hey, help, hey, help! 944 00:54:05,323 --> 00:54:08,201 Ooh, scared ya! 945 00:54:08,243 --> 00:54:11,083 Now, like I was saying, Andy, honor 946 00:54:11,643 --> 00:54:15,443 and honesty above all else. 947 00:54:15,723 --> 00:54:18,001 (muffled) Help me! 948 00:54:18,043 --> 00:54:20,243 Oh that! Ha. 949 00:54:20,443 --> 00:54:23,041 That's just a bit of a... practical joke. 950 00:54:23,083 --> 00:54:26,723 Don't you watch Candid Camera? Heh heh. 951 00:54:28,043 --> 00:54:30,123 Get in the car. (muffled pleading) 952 00:54:30,203 --> 00:54:34,083 Just a bit of a lark mate. (muffled pleading) 953 00:54:34,443 --> 00:54:37,561 Oh and Andy! 954 00:54:37,603 --> 00:54:39,363 If you see Stacy, 955 00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:41,683 tell her I'm looking for her. 956 00:54:42,483 --> 00:54:45,203 Got that? 957 00:54:45,963 --> 00:54:48,883 Good boy. 958 00:54:49,563 --> 00:54:52,563 [ Muffled pleading from car trunk ] 959 00:54:56,203 --> 00:55:00,203 [ Car tires squeal then burn rubber ] 960 00:55:14,443 --> 00:55:17,963 [ Calm uplifting music ] 961 00:55:35,843 --> 00:55:37,801 And then she says to me, no, no, 962 00:55:37,843 --> 00:55:41,443 I want the Romeo and Juliet with the rock music and the Hawaiian shirts. 963 00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:45,841 I mean, here she is studying the works of the Bard and she wants to rent an MTV 964 00:55:45,883 --> 00:55:50,921 inspired load of 'excuse my French' crap, which literally suffocates Shakespeare! 965 00:55:50,963 --> 00:55:52,561 I thought it was pretty cool. 966 00:55:52,603 --> 00:55:55,521 Well, you would. Not that it's your fault. 967 00:55:55,563 --> 00:55:58,763 Your generation's just never been taught to think for themselves. 968 00:55:59,163 --> 00:56:01,481 I think for myself. 969 00:56:01,523 --> 00:56:02,641 When? 970 00:56:02,683 --> 00:56:03,961 All the time. 971 00:56:04,003 --> 00:56:08,163 Choosing which app to install on your phone is not thinking for yourself Andrew. 972 00:56:08,963 --> 00:56:09,881 Right. 973 00:56:09,923 --> 00:56:12,523 So ah... what do you do in your spare time? 974 00:56:12,883 --> 00:56:14,841 You don't wanna know. 975 00:56:14,883 --> 00:56:16,603 Fine. 976 00:56:17,643 --> 00:56:18,281 Well, 977 00:56:18,323 --> 00:56:20,923 I'm actually writing a docudrama about true love. 978 00:56:21,803 --> 00:56:25,363 It's touching, earnest, hopeful 979 00:56:26,403 --> 00:56:28,761 and most of all, classy. 980 00:56:28,803 --> 00:56:29,643 Really? 981 00:56:29,843 --> 00:56:32,003 As we fuck'n speak! 982 00:56:32,083 --> 00:56:34,523 It's going to be real to use your speak 983 00:56:34,723 --> 00:56:37,641 fully sick, bro. 984 00:56:37,683 --> 00:56:42,961 But... sometimes I wonder what the point is with all this flashy foreign product, 985 00:56:43,003 --> 00:56:48,243 who's going to care about ordinary people and their trials and tribulations? 986 00:56:49,003 --> 00:56:50,963 I know what's eating you. 987 00:56:51,043 --> 00:56:53,281 With that video store closing down... 988 00:56:53,323 --> 00:56:56,443 in Yatala... this must be like one of the last ones left. 989 00:56:56,763 --> 00:57:00,563 Yeah, is only three left now in the whole city. 990 00:57:01,283 --> 00:57:02,361 S'that all? 991 00:57:02,403 --> 00:57:03,843 But who's counting? 992 00:57:04,643 --> 00:57:07,963 Downloads are killing us slowly. 993 00:57:08,243 --> 00:57:10,201 End of an era, Gary. 994 00:57:10,243 --> 00:57:12,241 Same thing happened with Drive-Ins. 995 00:57:12,283 --> 00:57:13,401 Yeah, Cinemas will be next. 996 00:57:13,443 --> 00:57:15,603 Never! 997 00:57:18,643 --> 00:57:20,361 So what's this you're watching? 998 00:57:20,403 --> 00:57:22,521 'Trailer Park Psycho.' 999 00:57:22,563 --> 00:57:26,201 It's about the day to day adventures of a narcissistic psycho killer. 1000 00:57:26,243 --> 00:57:28,321 So now this is exactly the point I'm trying to make. 1001 00:57:28,363 --> 00:57:29,881 What kind of message is this? 1002 00:57:29,923 --> 00:57:31,483 Mmm, beats me? 1003 00:57:32,003 --> 00:57:36,043 See, in the old days, movies had heroes with principles and good moral values. 1004 00:57:36,923 --> 00:57:37,801 I don't know. 1005 00:57:37,843 --> 00:57:41,563 Back then, everything seemed, clearer and less complicated. 1006 00:57:42,163 --> 00:57:45,163 You mean black and white? 1007 00:57:46,003 --> 00:57:47,681 Well, you said it yourself, Gary. 1008 00:57:47,723 --> 00:57:50,001 The real world isn't like that. 1009 00:57:50,043 --> 00:57:51,241 It's grey. 1010 00:57:51,283 --> 00:57:54,281 In the real world, people do horrible things and get away with it. 1011 00:57:54,323 --> 00:57:55,443 Mmm. 1012 00:57:55,723 --> 00:57:58,323 Happens every day. 1013 00:57:58,483 --> 00:58:00,121 (Coughing) 1014 00:58:00,163 --> 00:58:02,161 Oh, excuse me. 1015 00:58:02,203 --> 00:58:05,121 Umm... did you happen to have any cooking shows? 1016 00:58:05,163 --> 00:58:07,001 Like umm... 1017 00:58:07,043 --> 00:58:10,603 'Big Sausage, little Taco'? 1018 00:58:10,723 --> 00:58:14,443 Oh! 'It takes three to make a spit roast'. Hmm Hmm. 1019 00:58:14,683 --> 00:58:16,481 Ok. What about some, um, 1020 00:58:16,523 --> 00:58:22,001 some, you know, removalist programs like 'How much can you shove in me box?' 1021 00:58:22,043 --> 00:58:23,081 That's a nice one. 1022 00:58:23,123 --> 00:58:24,321 It's very filling. 1023 00:58:24,363 --> 00:58:26,721 Actually, I think we might have that one. 1024 00:58:26,763 --> 00:58:27,441 Ohh! 1025 00:58:27,483 --> 00:58:28,721 Let me just go and look for it. Excellent! 1026 00:58:28,763 --> 00:58:30,923 We we do? We have that...? I think we do 1027 00:58:31,283 --> 00:58:32,281 Hello. 1028 00:58:32,323 --> 00:58:32,923 Hey. 1029 00:58:33,883 --> 00:58:34,542 Look at you. 1030 00:58:34,584 --> 00:58:35,583 Are you legal? 1031 00:58:35,803 --> 00:58:36,482 Nup. 1032 00:58:36,524 --> 00:58:37,601 That doesn't matter. 1033 00:58:37,643 --> 00:58:40,483 Let me take my teeth out for ya. 1034 00:58:41,683 --> 00:58:44,683 [ Relaxing in store music ] 1035 00:58:50,163 --> 00:58:52,081 [ Door bell chimes ] 1036 00:58:52,123 --> 00:58:53,043 Hey Andy. 1037 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:54,363 Stace. 1038 00:58:55,123 --> 00:58:56,961 So, made it in early today? 1039 00:58:57,003 --> 00:58:57,683 Yup. 1040 00:58:58,963 --> 00:59:00,481 What's the speaker for? 1041 00:59:00,523 --> 00:59:04,363 Oh, my shrink said that learning a waltz would help 1042 00:59:04,563 --> 00:59:06,801 with relaxation. 1043 00:59:06,843 --> 00:59:07,563 Oh, yeah. 1044 00:59:08,443 --> 00:59:10,683 And because the male leads, 1045 00:59:12,003 --> 00:59:15,481 it's good for fostering thrust. 1046 00:59:15,523 --> 00:59:18,763 I mean, trust. 1047 00:59:19,003 --> 00:59:20,521 You just said 'thrust'. 1048 00:59:20,563 --> 00:59:22,523 Nope, I didn't. 1049 00:59:22,843 --> 00:59:24,961 So what's the speaker for? 1050 00:59:25,003 --> 00:59:27,481 Well, I was wondering... 1051 00:59:27,523 --> 00:59:30,041 if you're not too busy, ah... 1052 00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:34,723 maybe you could help me with some dance steps. 1053 00:59:36,483 --> 00:59:37,323 Umm... 1054 00:59:38,563 --> 00:59:40,683 Sure. 1055 00:59:40,963 --> 00:59:44,923 Not a problem. 1056 00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:46,483 Good. 1057 00:59:46,723 --> 00:59:49,163 [ Romantic piano ] 1058 00:59:49,683 --> 00:59:52,163 Just relax. 1059 00:59:53,683 --> 00:59:57,563 Okay, I just. I just want to let you know I'm not really good with moving my body. 1060 00:59:58,123 --> 01:00:00,441 I mean, moving my hips 1061 01:00:00,483 --> 01:00:01,401 rhythmically. 1062 01:00:01,443 --> 01:00:02,763 I'm not really. 1063 01:00:03,523 --> 01:00:06,403 Just six evenly accented steps 1064 01:00:06,763 --> 01:00:11,601 completed by a full turn in two bars of music, repeated endlessly as the couple turn... 1065 01:00:11,643 --> 01:00:13,043 The... couple? 1066 01:00:13,603 --> 01:00:15,443 As in we, 1067 01:00:15,643 --> 01:00:18,403 spin on the dance floor. 1068 01:00:18,643 --> 01:00:20,761 You sound like an encyclopedia. 1069 01:00:20,803 --> 01:00:23,603 I have a photographic memory. 1070 01:00:23,843 --> 01:00:24,883 That'd be handy. 1071 01:00:25,003 --> 01:00:26,603 That's pretty handy. 1072 01:00:27,243 --> 01:00:30,843 Now all we need is music. 1073 01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:40,963 [ Gentle romantic guitar strumming ] 1074 01:00:42,923 --> 01:00:46,923 Dance with me. 1075 01:00:47,483 --> 01:00:49,523 Close your eyes. 1076 01:00:49,963 --> 01:00:53,243 Drift away. 1077 01:00:53,603 --> 01:00:57,403 Feel the rhythm. 1078 01:00:58,243 --> 01:01:02,683 Steady flow from my heart 1079 01:01:03,523 --> 01:01:05,921 Every time, 1080 01:01:05,963 --> 01:01:13,763 I take your hand in mine, 1081 01:01:14,203 --> 01:01:17,563 the world stops... 1082 01:01:19,043 --> 01:01:22,163 It's turning. 1083 01:01:24,123 --> 01:01:26,283 So dance 1084 01:01:26,923 --> 01:01:29,241 with me, 1085 01:01:29,283 --> 01:01:33,803 and I'll show you, 1086 01:01:34,723 --> 01:01:35,323 the way. 1087 01:01:40,003 --> 01:01:43,363 Dance with me 1088 01:01:44,923 --> 01:01:47,483 Turn your thoughts 1089 01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:50,321 into nothing. 1090 01:01:50,363 --> 01:01:55,123 And follow me 1091 01:01:55,203 --> 01:01:57,883 I won't lead 1092 01:01:58,403 --> 01:02:00,603 you astray. 1093 01:02:01,003 --> 01:02:03,361 When I hold 1094 01:02:03,403 --> 01:02:10,641 you close and feel the warmth 1095 01:02:10,683 --> 01:02:13,681 from your heart 1096 01:02:13,723 --> 01:02:19,403 it soothes my soul. 1097 01:02:21,523 --> 01:02:23,801 So dance 1098 01:02:23,843 --> 01:02:25,923 with me, 1099 01:02:26,483 --> 01:02:32,121 and I'll show you 1100 01:02:32,163 --> 01:02:32,763 the way. 1101 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:54,523 Oh, how sweet. 1102 01:02:55,683 --> 01:03:03,403 [ In store organ music ] 1103 01:03:10,043 --> 01:03:13,243 [50'S guitar surf music] I think she really likes you, boyo. 1104 01:03:13,963 --> 01:03:14,761 Nah. 1105 01:03:14,803 --> 01:03:15,601 Do ya reckon? 1106 01:03:15,643 --> 01:03:16,803 She does. 1107 01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:19,321 Now if you're smart about it, you'll act fast. 1108 01:03:19,363 --> 01:03:21,683 Don't wait for her to start thinking about you as a friend. 1109 01:03:22,403 --> 01:03:24,043 Strike while she's hot! 1110 01:03:25,003 --> 01:03:26,641 I mean, while the iron is hot. 1111 01:03:26,683 --> 01:03:28,321 Look, I really don't need your advice anymore... 1112 01:03:28,363 --> 01:03:30,403 Oh, yes, you do. Now look... 1113 01:03:30,523 --> 01:03:34,083 what you need to do, is you need to write... a romantic note. 1114 01:03:34,603 --> 01:03:36,723 With ahh, some flowers or chokkie's attached 1115 01:03:38,403 --> 01:03:39,601 What! 1116 01:03:39,643 --> 01:03:40,441 No way. 1117 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,003 Yes way, dude. 1118 01:03:42,163 --> 01:03:44,883 And do you have any clobber other than these rags you've been getting 'round in. 1119 01:03:46,563 --> 01:03:48,481 Not on what you pay me. 1120 01:03:48,523 --> 01:03:49,243 True. 1121 01:03:50,283 --> 01:03:52,803 Anyway, when your around her act strong. 1122 01:03:53,883 --> 01:03:56,963 All great leading males have been physically appealing, 1123 01:03:57,363 --> 01:04:00,883 strong, and yet little bit soft on the inside, 1124 01:04:01,283 --> 01:04:03,881 kind of like a Turkish delight. 1125 01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:06,283 Life isn't always like the movies, Gary. 1126 01:04:06,523 --> 01:04:08,563 Oh, but it is. It is my son. 1127 01:04:08,683 --> 01:04:11,203 And that's where you young grunge fiends have lost it. 1128 01:04:11,483 --> 01:04:12,881 Grunge fiends? 1129 01:04:12,923 --> 01:04:14,481 It's not the nineties, Gary. 1130 01:04:14,523 --> 01:04:18,483 You know, women like to talk about independence and liberation, 1131 01:04:19,003 --> 01:04:22,601 but when it comes down to the crunchy roll, they all still want the hero. 1132 01:04:22,643 --> 01:04:23,561 The knight in shining armour 1133 01:04:23,603 --> 01:04:27,083 who's going to come along and pick them up and carry them away. 1134 01:04:27,563 --> 01:04:30,003 No women are more sophisticated than you give them credit for. 1135 01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:32,041 They like kind of 1136 01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:36,003 offbeat, funny, introspective kinda guys. 1137 01:04:36,483 --> 01:04:37,481 That's so? 1138 01:04:37,523 --> 01:04:38,283 Yeah. 1139 01:04:38,763 --> 01:04:44,003 And how many girls do you know have Woody Allen posters up on their wall? 1140 01:04:45,043 --> 01:04:48,201 It's the latest, strong, heroic type that they're gagging for. 1141 01:04:48,243 --> 01:04:49,801 Whatever you reckon, Gary. 1142 01:04:49,843 --> 01:04:50,443 Look. 1143 01:04:50,603 --> 01:04:54,403 If it will make it any easier for you, pretend you're Sean Connery, 1144 01:04:54,643 --> 01:04:56,803 or, or Michael Caine. 1145 01:04:57,163 --> 01:04:58,403 Who? 1146 01:04:58,643 --> 01:05:01,363 Michael Caine. 1147 01:05:02,403 --> 01:05:03,921 (Impersonation) Not many people know 'dis 1148 01:05:03,963 --> 01:05:07,083 But the key to a woman's heart is to make her 'fink 1149 01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:10,041 that you're flipping unattainable. 1150 01:05:10,083 --> 01:05:11,401 What? 1151 01:05:11,443 --> 01:05:14,483 I said, be bloody unattainable, my son! 1152 01:05:15,243 --> 01:05:22,003 See, women, always want what they can't bloody well have. 1153 01:05:22,363 --> 01:05:24,203 Well, you know... 1154 01:05:24,403 --> 01:05:28,361 Alright somebody you know, uh-uh, Robert Downey Jr... 1155 01:05:28,403 --> 01:05:31,323 or-or Johnny Depp! 1156 01:05:31,403 --> 01:05:33,881 Actually, they're both kind of lame. 1157 01:05:33,923 --> 01:05:36,201 You see, that's exactly my point. 1158 01:05:36,243 --> 01:05:39,363 I mean, there are no manly male movie stars anymore. 1159 01:05:39,763 --> 01:05:43,081 They've all been boxed in and castrated 1160 01:05:43,123 --> 01:05:45,803 by political correctness. 1161 01:05:46,803 --> 01:05:49,881 Look... go and take a peek at a Humphrey Bogart 1162 01:05:49,923 --> 01:05:52,723 movie or for an Elvis Beach film, for fuck's sake. 1163 01:05:52,923 --> 01:05:54,963 Those guys knew how to treat women. 1164 01:05:56,003 --> 01:05:58,801 Been single a long time, have we, Gary? 1165 01:05:58,843 --> 01:06:00,641 Speak of the devil. 1166 01:06:00,683 --> 01:06:03,001 Thought, my ears were burning. 1167 01:06:03,043 --> 01:06:04,881 That's because it's hot outside. 1168 01:06:04,923 --> 01:06:07,683 And what I suggest is a little bit of sunscreen, 1169 01:06:07,843 --> 01:06:12,763 otherwise you're going to be burnt and red like a lobster. 1170 01:06:14,043 --> 01:06:16,323 It's winter. 1171 01:06:16,803 --> 01:06:18,883 Fuck off. 1172 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:21,763 As you were. 1173 01:06:22,283 --> 01:06:23,243 Hmph. 1174 01:06:23,403 --> 01:06:24,483 Gary. 1175 01:06:24,963 --> 01:06:27,523 S'been doing it all day. 1176 01:06:28,283 --> 01:06:30,723 [ Street noise ] 1177 01:06:30,963 --> 01:06:37,643 [ Romantic Parisian accordion and piano ] 1178 01:06:42,043 --> 01:06:44,321 A rose. Nice touch. 1179 01:06:44,363 --> 01:06:46,603 Good boy. 1180 01:06:53,203 --> 01:07:01,203 [ Gentle romantic xylophone and piano] 1181 01:07:08,003 --> 01:07:11,443 So, any plans for tonight, Tiger? 1182 01:07:12,723 --> 01:07:15,403 Ah no, not really. No. 1183 01:07:18,563 --> 01:07:21,081 There's something I've been meaning 1184 01:07:21,123 --> 01:07:24,523 to talk to you about. Um, 1185 01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:29,483 I'm thinking about moving on. 1186 01:07:29,883 --> 01:07:31,963 What? 1187 01:07:32,603 --> 01:07:38,883 An old friend is moving to Sydney, and she needs a roomie. 1188 01:07:39,643 --> 01:07:40,723 Oh. 1189 01:07:43,123 --> 01:07:44,083 I mean, 1190 01:07:44,563 --> 01:07:45,603 it's not 1191 01:07:46,043 --> 01:07:49,363 like there's anything here for me, right? 1192 01:07:52,483 --> 01:07:55,683 New start and all that jazz. 1193 01:07:56,803 --> 01:08:01,201 Yeah, 1194 01:08:01,243 --> 01:08:04,363 well, you got to do what you gotta do, right? 1195 01:08:08,083 --> 01:08:12,841 I'm going to go get my stuff from out the back. 1196 01:08:12,883 --> 01:08:16,283 Okay. 1197 01:08:17,883 --> 01:08:25,883 [ Solemn piano music plays ] 1198 01:08:39,923 --> 01:08:41,841 Have you finished that inventory yet? 1199 01:08:41,883 --> 01:08:43,763 Fuck off Gary. 1200 01:08:52,163 --> 01:08:54,203 Ricky Bennet. 1201 01:08:54,843 --> 01:08:57,163 Flanagan. 1202 01:08:59,683 --> 01:09:02,003 Gary Bishop. 1203 01:09:09,963 --> 01:09:11,281 Dear Gary, thank you so much 1204 01:09:11,323 --> 01:09:14,083 for allowing Starline Distribution to view and assess your film. 1205 01:09:15,283 --> 01:09:16,121 Although I understand, 1206 01:09:16,163 --> 01:09:17,161 that 'The Last Video Store' 1207 01:09:17,203 --> 01:09:21,363 is a dream project... it really doesn't fit into our current slate. 1208 01:09:22,323 --> 01:09:24,563 So I'm afraid at this time... decline. 1209 01:09:25,963 --> 01:09:29,641 Good luck with your future endeavors. Best... 1210 01:09:29,683 --> 01:09:32,523 and kindest regards, Jenny. 1211 01:09:39,443 --> 01:09:40,523 Are you ok? 1212 01:09:41,523 --> 01:09:42,361 Fuck! 1213 01:09:42,403 --> 01:09:43,323 What do they want? 1214 01:09:43,963 --> 01:09:45,121 Space ships!? 1215 01:09:45,163 --> 01:09:47,121 A slasher bound, foul mouthed, Bloodbath! 1216 01:09:47,163 --> 01:09:49,401 I mean, where's the fucking subtlety any more? 1217 01:09:49,443 --> 01:09:52,401 I mean, where is it, for Fuck's sake? 1218 01:09:52,443 --> 01:09:54,003 I ask you? 1219 01:09:54,923 --> 01:09:57,163 Fuck! 1220 01:09:59,283 --> 01:10:03,123 Another rejection letter for his movie idea. 1221 01:10:09,523 --> 01:10:17,523 [ Solemn piano music plays ] 1222 01:10:27,963 --> 01:10:29,403 DVD... 1223 01:10:30,483 --> 01:10:31,201 the change. 1224 01:10:31,243 --> 01:10:31,961 Bye. 1225 01:10:32,003 --> 01:10:33,003 Thanks. 1226 01:11:11,443 --> 01:11:19,443 [ Hopeful strings play ] 1227 01:11:35,643 --> 01:11:37,563 S'everything all good? 1228 01:11:37,763 --> 01:11:39,003 Uhuh. 1229 01:11:39,883 --> 01:11:41,043 Good. 1230 01:12:58,483 --> 01:13:03,563 GOLD COAST LADY: Well, about time! I was just about to walk out! 1231 01:13:46,523 --> 01:13:51,123 Deviants. 1232 01:13:51,803 --> 01:13:54,803 [ Door bell chimes ] 1233 01:14:01,963 --> 01:14:06,443 [ Car approaches ] 1234 01:14:06,763 --> 01:14:08,321 Tell him I'm not here. 1235 01:14:08,363 --> 01:14:11,403 What? Wait you said... 1236 01:14:13,603 --> 01:14:17,203 [ Light switch clicks off ] 1237 01:14:20,443 --> 01:14:23,281 [door bell chimes] How you doing Andy? 1238 01:14:23,323 --> 01:14:24,441 Fine. 1239 01:14:24,483 --> 01:14:26,043 Been good to yourself? 1240 01:14:26,523 --> 01:14:27,721 Yeah. No, no. 1241 01:14:27,763 --> 01:14:28,801 I mean. Yeah. 1242 01:14:28,843 --> 01:14:29,763 Not really 1243 01:14:31,363 --> 01:14:34,363 Told many lies lately? 1244 01:14:35,003 --> 01:14:37,081 No, I don't know how you can do it. 1245 01:14:37,123 --> 01:14:40,001 How you can just stand there with a straight face. 1246 01:14:40,043 --> 01:14:41,161 I can stand there all day 1247 01:14:41,203 --> 01:14:45,121 every day serving Joe, eff'n public without wanting to take the nearest heavy, 1248 01:14:45,163 --> 01:14:48,043 blunt object and just smash their teeth in! 1249 01:14:48,883 --> 01:14:50,681 I don't know myself sometimes. 1250 01:14:50,723 --> 01:14:53,561 It would drive me around the bend. 1251 01:14:53,603 --> 01:14:55,763 Cooped up in here like a canary. 1252 01:14:56,003 --> 01:14:58,321 You see, a like me open spaces too much. 1253 01:14:58,363 --> 01:15:01,963 The freedom of it, out on me Bike. Know what I mean? 1254 01:15:02,803 --> 01:15:04,081 Go where you want. 1255 01:15:04,123 --> 01:15:05,883 Do what you want. 1256 01:15:06,643 --> 01:15:07,723 Do who you want. 1257 01:15:07,963 --> 01:15:10,363 Know what I mean? 1258 01:15:11,563 --> 01:15:14,243 Well, I guess you don't. 1259 01:15:14,483 --> 01:15:15,921 Well, Andy, we could stand here all day 1260 01:15:15,963 --> 01:15:19,081 and wax lyrical about the pros and cons of video store employment. 1261 01:15:19,123 --> 01:15:22,003 But I've got things to do. And I suppose so do you, so... 1262 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,563 Let me cut to the chase... 1263 01:15:26,323 --> 01:15:29,483 you seen Stacy around lately? 1264 01:15:29,963 --> 01:15:30,763 No. 1265 01:15:30,963 --> 01:15:31,961 Have you? 1266 01:15:32,003 --> 01:15:33,681 No, I haven't. 1267 01:15:33,723 --> 01:15:37,281 Now you're absolutely sure? 1268 01:15:37,323 --> 01:15:42,163 Because if I found out you was lying to me Andy, well... I'd be awfully hurt. 1269 01:15:42,723 --> 01:15:47,323 And the thing is, when I get my feelings hurt, I'm a completely different person. 1270 01:15:48,043 --> 01:15:50,721 I'm not the big, lovable panda bear you've come to know. 1271 01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:54,323 I'm more like a... like a... 1272 01:15:55,123 --> 01:15:56,763 A grizzly bear. 1273 01:15:57,123 --> 01:16:00,123 There you go with that honesty thing again. 1274 01:16:00,723 --> 01:16:03,883 Honesty is going to get you in trouble one day Andy. 1275 01:16:04,963 --> 01:16:06,401 Now, like I was saying... 1276 01:16:06,443 --> 01:16:07,961 I haven't seen her. 1277 01:16:08,003 --> 01:16:10,643 All right. All right. Heh heh. 1278 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:13,681 Look, I'm sorry about being a pest. 1279 01:16:13,723 --> 01:16:15,923 It's just that she sort of owes me some money, and, well, 1280 01:16:16,683 --> 01:16:18,803 I rather get my affairs in order before I... 1281 01:16:20,283 --> 01:16:22,121 Yeah, I understand. 1282 01:16:22,163 --> 01:16:23,761 Great. 1283 01:16:23,803 --> 01:16:25,763 You're a good kid Andrew. 1284 01:16:26,083 --> 01:16:27,443 Thanks. 1285 01:16:44,283 --> 01:16:46,163 That's... 1286 01:17:05,883 --> 01:17:08,643 I think it's time you and I went for a ride. 1287 01:17:08,923 --> 01:17:09,602 Oh, well, I can't... 1288 01:17:09,644 --> 01:17:11,963 Don't say another fuck'n word! 1289 01:17:14,003 --> 01:17:14,642 I can't... 1290 01:17:14,684 --> 01:17:17,523 Don't say it, or I'll drop you, where you stand! 1291 01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:19,563 Don't! 1292 01:17:21,043 --> 01:17:21,883 Come on. 1293 01:17:22,883 --> 01:17:24,601 I really don't know why you're protecting her kid, 1294 01:17:24,643 --> 01:17:26,201 she wouldn't do the same for you. 1295 01:17:26,243 --> 01:17:28,723 Leave him alone fuck face! 1296 01:17:29,963 --> 01:17:31,681 Well, well. 1297 01:17:31,723 --> 01:17:33,241 So here she is at last! 1298 01:17:33,283 --> 01:17:35,563 My little cupcake hiding in the cupboard. 1299 01:17:37,003 --> 01:17:40,203 What were you doing back there anyway? 1300 01:17:48,523 --> 01:17:50,201 You're kidding me. 1301 01:17:50,243 --> 01:17:52,961 Mind your own business, Damian. 1302 01:17:53,003 --> 01:17:54,321 D'you hear that? 1303 01:17:54,363 --> 01:17:56,521 You're not doing him any favors, sweetheart! 1304 01:17:56,563 --> 01:18:00,961 Yeah Stacy you're kinda... Did I say you could speak? 1305 01:18:01,003 --> 01:18:05,201 Andy and I were just about to go for a lovely ride in the country. 1306 01:18:05,243 --> 01:18:07,963 Get out of this stuffy cage and back to the open spaces. 1307 01:18:08,803 --> 01:18:10,041 But now that you're here. 1308 01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:12,401 Well, looks like we can all go together. 1309 01:18:12,443 --> 01:18:14,881 One big, happy family. 1310 01:18:14,923 --> 01:18:16,281 Bobby Ackworth, 1311 01:18:16,323 --> 01:18:18,561 Leah Luddington, Tim Vining. 1312 01:18:18,603 --> 01:18:19,921 Neil Talty. 1313 01:18:19,963 --> 01:18:22,203 Eric Lumsden. 1314 01:18:23,923 --> 01:18:26,601 Those names mean anything to you Damian? 1315 01:18:26,643 --> 01:18:30,643 Because I've sent a list to a friend in the legal profession 1316 01:18:31,363 --> 01:18:33,881 Addresses, dates... 1317 01:18:33,923 --> 01:18:37,121 fee for the job. 1318 01:18:37,163 --> 01:18:40,363 Everything but the obituary. 1319 01:18:42,483 --> 01:18:44,121 If anything happens to me, 1320 01:18:44,163 --> 01:18:46,243 or my boyfriend, 1321 01:18:47,323 --> 01:18:50,883 I'd say goodbye to wide open spaces. 1322 01:18:53,323 --> 01:18:55,961 Just go. Damian, it's over. 1323 01:18:56,003 --> 01:18:57,281 It's over, 1324 01:18:57,323 --> 01:18:59,361 when I say it's over! 1325 01:18:59,403 --> 01:19:00,443 It's over! 1326 01:19:02,483 --> 01:19:04,963 It'll only be over when one of us is dead! 1327 01:19:05,203 --> 01:19:07,523 Hey, watch mate! 1328 01:19:08,203 --> 01:19:11,403 Now I think it's time you left. 1329 01:19:13,203 --> 01:19:14,601 You're this close, 1330 01:19:14,643 --> 01:19:18,523 to a punch in the head, Amigo. 1331 01:19:20,283 --> 01:19:21,843 Get outta here! 1332 01:19:33,883 --> 01:19:36,883 [ Door bell chimes ] 1333 01:19:38,403 --> 01:19:40,283 Friend of yours? 1334 01:19:41,643 --> 01:19:42,843 Not anymore. 1335 01:19:43,843 --> 01:19:45,163 You 'right, Andrew? 1336 01:19:45,483 --> 01:19:47,283 Yeah, I'm alright. 1337 01:19:56,763 --> 01:19:58,603 Why did you lie to me? 1338 01:19:59,163 --> 01:20:00,843 Does it really matter? 1339 01:20:01,723 --> 01:20:04,803 I couldn't face him. 1340 01:20:05,283 --> 01:20:08,563 I just couldn't. 1341 01:20:20,523 --> 01:20:23,123 It's over! 1342 01:20:24,283 --> 01:20:26,641 It'll only be over when one of us is dead! 1343 01:20:26,683 --> 01:20:28,923 Hey, watch it mate! 1344 01:20:32,843 --> 01:20:35,161 You're this close, to a punch in the head Amigo. 1345 01:20:35,203 --> 01:20:36,083 Gary? 1346 01:20:36,403 --> 01:20:37,043 Ahh. 1347 01:20:37,803 --> 01:20:43,803 Yep, yep. (playback) You're this close, to a punch in the head Amigo. 1348 01:20:45,403 --> 01:20:47,763 Listen, I... 1349 01:20:48,523 --> 01:20:51,361 I've been doing a bit of soul searching. 1350 01:20:51,403 --> 01:20:54,403 That's always good, unless it isn't. 1351 01:20:55,523 --> 01:21:00,483 I don't want the extra money to be nice to Andrew anymore. 1352 01:21:01,323 --> 01:21:04,963 Sure, ah... I understand. 1353 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:08,521 It's just that, you know... 1354 01:21:08,563 --> 01:21:09,641 No really. It's... 1355 01:21:09,683 --> 01:21:10,761 It's fine. 1356 01:21:10,803 --> 01:21:13,963 It's not like I can afford it anyway. Mmm. 1357 01:21:16,963 --> 01:21:18,883 So what you're doing? 1358 01:21:19,443 --> 01:21:21,763 Nothing. 1359 01:21:23,243 --> 01:21:26,241 Well, if that's it, then. 1360 01:21:26,283 --> 01:21:27,681 Yeah, I suppose. 1361 01:21:27,723 --> 01:21:31,483 Looks like Andrew could do with a little help with the punters. 1362 01:21:48,123 --> 01:21:51,123 ...close to a punch in the head Amigo! 1363 01:21:56,603 --> 01:21:57,363 Hey. 1364 01:21:57,563 --> 01:21:58,401 Hey. 1365 01:21:58,443 --> 01:21:59,803 Feeling any better? 1366 01:22:00,363 --> 01:22:02,683 Yeah. 1367 01:22:04,443 --> 01:22:07,401 Do you still like me? 1368 01:22:07,443 --> 01:22:08,803 Of course I do. 1369 01:22:09,803 --> 01:22:10,643 I um, 1370 01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:13,201 I brought you a Pez dispenser. 1371 01:22:13,243 --> 01:22:13,902 Really? 1372 01:22:13,944 --> 01:22:15,023 Yeah. 1373 01:22:15,363 --> 01:22:16,443 What kind? 1374 01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:19,963 Wonder Woman. 1375 01:22:20,083 --> 01:22:21,123 Oh 1376 01:22:22,723 --> 01:22:23,763 Do you like it? 1377 01:22:24,043 --> 01:22:25,163 Yeah. 1378 01:22:39,363 --> 01:22:42,363 [ Ominous music ] 1379 01:22:46,523 --> 01:22:49,281 Money! Register! Whoa! Whoa! 1380 01:22:49,323 --> 01:22:51,041 Move it Blondie, come on! 1381 01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:52,723 Back up lover boy! 1382 01:22:53,203 --> 01:22:54,563 Hurry up! 1383 01:22:56,283 --> 01:22:58,283 Here take it! 1384 01:23:02,323 --> 01:23:06,003 You... stupid fucking bitch! 1385 01:23:08,003 --> 01:23:12,883 [ Audience applause ] 1386 01:23:13,243 --> 01:23:15,641 Oh, fantastic. 1387 01:23:15,683 --> 01:23:17,121 And the winner is... 1388 01:23:17,163 --> 01:23:19,123 the modern love triangle to end all triangles. 1389 01:23:19,603 --> 01:23:22,963 The Last Video Store. 1390 01:23:35,963 --> 01:23:36,803 Thank you. 1391 01:23:36,963 --> 01:23:39,443 Thank you. Thank you all. 1392 01:23:47,563 --> 01:23:50,081 This is very difficult for me, 1393 01:23:50,123 --> 01:23:52,163 as in, receiving this honor. 1394 01:23:52,763 --> 01:23:54,123 I've... 1395 01:23:54,483 --> 01:23:56,963 well I've lost two friends. 1396 01:23:58,203 --> 01:24:04,643 But I'd like to start by reading something, if I may. 1397 01:24:06,243 --> 01:24:10,003 I have here a love letter that was written by Andrew 1398 01:24:10,603 --> 01:24:15,123 and given to Stacy, 1399 01:24:15,483 --> 01:24:18,243 along with a single red rose 1400 01:24:19,763 --> 01:24:21,683 only hours before the shooting, and... 1401 01:24:22,123 --> 01:24:26,403 as you have seen, could have inadvertently 1402 01:24:27,203 --> 01:24:30,483 led to the tragic events. 1403 01:24:33,283 --> 01:24:37,843 "Stacy, I adore you." 1404 01:24:39,043 --> 01:24:41,643 Every time I see you, my heart beats 1405 01:24:41,843 --> 01:24:44,123 a little bit faster. 1406 01:24:44,803 --> 01:24:46,563 I'm confused 1407 01:24:47,123 --> 01:24:48,323 weakened, 1408 01:24:49,003 --> 01:24:51,681 cannot breathe. 1409 01:24:51,723 --> 01:24:54,123 It is as if you have put a spell on me and only 1410 01:24:57,283 --> 01:24:58,201 to hold and kiss 1411 01:24:58,243 --> 01:25:02,843 you will set me free. 1412 01:25:03,603 --> 01:25:05,443 You are like a dream. 1413 01:25:07,723 --> 01:25:10,443 "Love Andrew." 1414 01:25:12,723 --> 01:25:15,043 Some dreams are real. 1415 01:25:15,203 --> 01:25:17,563 And for a short moment, Stacy and Andrew 1416 01:25:18,323 --> 01:25:22,323 had found their own dream come true. 1417 01:25:22,603 --> 01:25:26,403 And I want to thank the festival for honoring me and... 1418 01:25:28,483 --> 01:25:32,403 honoring us with this award, and... 1419 01:25:33,563 --> 01:25:37,683 I only wish they were still here. 1420 01:25:41,203 --> 01:25:47,843 [ The blue Danube starts to play ] 1421 01:25:48,923 --> 01:25:49,963 Get up... 1422 01:25:50,043 --> 01:25:52,563 ...and get this, you stupid fucking bitch! 1423 01:25:53,043 --> 01:25:55,363 All right? 1424 01:25:58,083 --> 01:25:59,323 Hi. 1425 01:25:59,483 --> 01:26:00,921 Oh, hi. 1426 01:26:00,963 --> 01:26:02,881 Ah, I've come about the job. 1427 01:26:02,923 --> 01:26:06,803 ...global warming and lack of NBN in my area. (audience giggles) 1428 01:26:15,403 --> 01:26:18,683 Yep, yep, yep. 1429 01:26:20,603 --> 01:26:22,401 Must get a little weirdos in here huh? 1430 01:26:22,443 --> 01:26:25,161 It's good for fostering thrust. 1431 01:26:25,203 --> 01:26:27,961 I mean trust. 1432 01:26:28,003 --> 01:26:31,363 Sure. No problem. 1433 01:26:35,163 --> 01:26:43,163 [ The blue Danube plays ] 1434 01:27:11,363 --> 01:27:12,441 It's over. 1435 01:27:12,483 --> 01:27:13,803 Arrgghh! 1436 01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:17,401 I'll be over only, when one of us is dead! 1437 01:27:17,443 --> 01:27:22,323 Oui! Watch it mate! Just leave! 1438 01:27:24,643 --> 01:27:28,003 [ Audience gasp! ] 1439 01:27:28,123 --> 01:27:29,923 (Cries) 1440 01:27:39,603 --> 01:27:47,603 [ Audience cheers ] 1441 01:27:57,003 --> 01:27:58,441 [ Solemn piano ] 1442 01:27:58,483 --> 01:28:01,123 [solemn piano] Thinking about it now. 1443 01:28:01,323 --> 01:28:03,323 All great love stories are tragedies. 1444 01:28:04,483 --> 01:28:09,163 And I suppose this is no different. 1445 01:28:09,763 --> 01:28:10,763 Thank you 1446 01:28:11,923 --> 01:28:14,843 and good night. 1447 01:28:15,963 --> 01:28:23,963 [ Solemn piano ] [ Audience cheers ] 1448 01:28:33,763 --> 01:28:37,401 Destiny Vasquez here with Gary Wilson, award winner. 1449 01:28:37,443 --> 01:28:38,881 Congratulations, Gary. 1450 01:28:38,923 --> 01:28:42,003 Thank you very much. It's a great honor to receive the award. Thank you. 1451 01:28:42,323 --> 01:28:46,363 And you were very close with Stacy and Andrew, weren't you? 1452 01:28:47,003 --> 01:28:48,203 Yeah, I was. 1453 01:28:48,483 --> 01:28:50,443 And now you're an award winning director! 1454 01:28:51,603 --> 01:28:53,361 Yeah, I suppose I am. 1455 01:28:53,403 --> 01:28:57,921 Hi. How are you? (kiss kiss) You look amazing! 1456 01:28:57,963 --> 01:29:00,123 (Blubbering) 1457 01:29:11,923 --> 01:29:14,763 What the fuck? 1458 01:29:19,683 --> 01:29:27,683 [ Fire wood crackles ] 1459 01:29:57,243 --> 01:30:00,803 [ Phone beeps as numbers dialed ] 1460 01:30:01,203 --> 01:30:04,203 [ Phone rings ] 1461 01:30:06,283 --> 01:30:07,723 Oh, hi. 1462 01:30:10,763 --> 01:30:13,321 Yeah, Damian was there. 1463 01:30:13,363 --> 01:30:17,443 He was disguised in this, ridiculous fake mustache and dyed blonde hair. 1464 01:30:17,643 --> 01:30:18,801 But it was him, 1465 01:30:18,843 --> 01:30:22,281 because I never forget a scumbag! 1466 01:30:22,323 --> 01:30:23,363 You there? 1467 01:30:23,483 --> 01:30:24,721 Yeah, yeah. We're still here. 1468 01:30:24,763 --> 01:30:29,161 Well he won't be bothering you guys any time soon. 1469 01:30:29,203 --> 01:30:30,681 So it all went to plan then? 1470 01:30:30,723 --> 01:30:32,443 Without a hitch. 1471 01:30:32,963 --> 01:30:35,081 And good luck on your adventure you too. 1472 01:30:35,123 --> 01:30:36,681 Thanks, Gary. 1473 01:30:36,723 --> 01:30:38,723 Oh, and thanks for the cruise tickets? 1474 01:30:39,163 --> 01:30:41,241 (as Michael Caine) That's my pleasure, my darlings. 1475 01:30:41,283 --> 01:30:43,803 And remember, not many people know 'dis... 1476 01:30:44,483 --> 01:30:48,241 ...but the key to happiness is to stay away from arseholes! 1477 01:30:48,283 --> 01:30:49,201 Got it? 1478 01:30:49,243 --> 01:30:50,123 Got it. 1479 01:30:51,923 --> 01:30:53,001 Bye for now. 1480 01:30:53,043 --> 01:30:54,923 (Sweetly) Bye, Gary. 1481 01:30:55,003 --> 01:30:57,763 (long smoochy kiss) 1482 01:31:04,043 --> 01:31:07,241 So when are we going to give Damian his car back? 1483 01:31:07,283 --> 01:31:09,363 We'll have to dump it in the swamp eventually but, 1484 01:31:10,403 --> 01:31:12,881 maybe not straightaway. 1485 01:31:12,923 --> 01:31:14,681 Whoa hoo. 1486 01:31:14,723 --> 01:31:17,401 Didn't realize you were such a rebel, Stacy. 1487 01:31:17,443 --> 01:31:21,683 I thought that's what you liked about me? 1488 01:31:28,763 --> 01:31:31,763 [ Engine starts ] 1489 01:31:37,523 --> 01:31:40,523 [ Happy guitar pop song plays ] 1490 01:31:48,043 --> 01:31:51,243 ♪ I get kind a bit emotions in my head I've got explosions ♫ 1491 01:31:51,285 --> 01:31:56,285 ♪ Now I'm drinking these mimosas Everyday ♪ 1492 01:31:57,127 --> 01:32:00,127 ♪ Now I'm going to extremes every time I get these feelings ♪ 1493 01:32:00,169 --> 01:32:05,169 ♪ Who's got the amphetamines Yeah Yeah, Oh Oh ♪ 1494 01:32:06,111 --> 01:32:10,211 ♪ I'm spiraling down to the ground I'm lost and I'll never be found ♪ 1495 01:32:10,253 --> 01:32:13,053 ♪ Then I just see you around ♪ 1496 01:32:13,195 --> 01:32:21,195 ♪ You change the mood When you walk in with a smile, yes you do ♪ 1497 01:32:21,237 --> 01:32:26,237 ♪ I haven't been happy for a while Do we ever stop feeling this? ♪ 1498 01:32:26,279 --> 01:32:31,179 ♪ Throwing my feelings around like this for you ♪ 1499 01:32:31,221 --> 01:32:34,321 ♪ You change the mood ♪ 1500 01:32:41,093 --> 01:32:45,193 ♪ You change the mood I can't even try to explain ♪ 1501 01:32:45,235 --> 01:32:49,235 ♪ How you hit me like a hurricane Now I'm sippin' on champagne everyday ♪ 1502 01:32:52,077 --> 01:32:55,177 ♪ We're spiraling down to the ground Lost and we couldn't be found ♪ 1503 01:32:55,219 --> 01:33:03,119 ♪ But then I just saw your face You change the mood ♪ 1504 01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:07,161 ♪ When you walk in with a smile, yes you do ♪ 1505 01:33:07,203 --> 01:33:12,103 ♪ I haven't been happy for a while Do we ever stop feeling this? ♪ 1506 01:33:12,145 --> 01:33:17,045 ♪ Throwing my feelings around like this for you ♪ 1507 01:33:17,087 --> 01:33:20,187 ♪ You change the mood ♪ 1508 01:33:27,029 --> 01:33:29,629 ♪ You change the mood ♪ 1509 01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:41,971 ♪ You change the mood ♪ 1510 01:33:42,213 --> 01:33:46,113 ♪ When you walk in with a smile, yes you do ♪ 1511 01:33:46,155 --> 01:33:51,055 ♪ I haven't been happy for a while Do we ever stop feeling this? ♪ 1512 01:33:51,097 --> 01:33:55,297 ♪ Throwing my feelings around like this for you ♪ 1513 01:33:56,139 --> 01:33:59,139 ♪ You change the mood ♪ 1514 01:34:05,281 --> 01:34:08,181 ♪ You change the mood ♪ 1515 01:34:15,223 --> 01:34:17,523 ♪ You change the mood ♪ 1516 01:34:28,165 --> 01:34:30,165 [music] 1517 01:34:32,107 --> 01:34:34,107 That's really cute. 1518 01:34:36,249 --> 01:34:38,249 [laughing]