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Hey, Rob, what do you
think of this shirt?
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Yo, bro, I like it.
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It's a statement, you know
what I mean? It says, like,
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"Hey, my stepdaughter's teenage friends,
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I too am cool and enjoy
rock and roll music."
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- I was asking Rob.
- I don't give a...
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- I like it. Yeah.
- Really?
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I also liked it yesterday
and the day before that.
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Ohh! You're fucking dirty!
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Why do you care what I think
about your shirt all of a sudden?
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Nothing. Just forget it.
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All right. Um... hey, who wants to go to
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a "Last Hurrah."
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Yeah, no, I gotta go,
uh, to the warehouse
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to see if I could teach these
kids some shiz, you know.
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Oh, you gonna go, uh, jam, Cherise?
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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I'm just gonna, you know, talk to 'em.
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Whatever-whatever, blah-blah-blah-blah.
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All right. Simon, let's go.
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Sim-on.
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- Simon.
- Hmm.
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Last Hurrah.
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- Oh...
- Allied. Let's go.
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No. Cameron and the
mid-life crisis brigade
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slamming vodka shots and,
like, close-talking at me?
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Come on, it won't be that bad.
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I, I would, literally,
rather listen to Creed.
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- Whoa.
- So...
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All right. I hear you.
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Um... cool.
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- See you guys later.
- All right, y'all. Peace out.
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All right.
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- Yo, what's up. How you doing?
- Chilling, bro.
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♪ So, you've been to
school for a year or two ♪
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♪ And you know you've seen it all ♪
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♪ In daddy's car
thinking you'll go far ♪
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♪ Back east your type don't crawl ♪
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Okay, so, normally,
I wouldn't have left Rob
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hanging like that, but...
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I kinda have plans tonight.
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A date... well, maybe it's a
date. I don't really know.
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To be honest with you, I find the
whole courtship dating ritual
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to be a little bit juvenile.
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If I could, I would wake up, ideally,
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five years into a healthy relationship.
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Skip all the bullshit.
Skip all the pain.
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What? Think Rob has this
monopoly on heartbreak?
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Please. She's being dramatic.
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You wanna know about real heartbreak?
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You wanna know about that
real piercing ache in your soul
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that will never heal?
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The act after act of embarrassing
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and desperate desperation?
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You wanna know about
that knot in your heart,
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the, the putrid taste in your mouth
that leaves you unable to speak?
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All right, well, look no further.
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For I am the ballad of
the lonesome loser.
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♪ It's a holiday in Cambodia ♪
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♪ Where the slums got so much soul ♪
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♪ Pol Pot ♪
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Okay.
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My desert island, Top Five,
All-Time Most Memorable Heartbreaks.
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Number one: Benjamin Young, AKA Ben.
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It was the year after I came out.
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It was also the year after Rob's
and my so-called "break up."
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You have your set figured out?
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Kenny Rogers.
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- The whole time.
- The starter.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, I just, I don't
know what to open with.
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- Any ideas?
- Hmm.
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Love Bizarre?
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A 12-minute song? Come on, man.
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Oh, Crazy in Love.
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That's DJ suicide.
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- Why? It's Beyoncé.
- Yeah, exactly. You start with that,
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they fuckin' request
that shit all night.
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But you end with Beyoncé,
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and then you jet before
the beehive swarms you
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and you end up like Macaulay
Culkin at the end of My Girl.
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- Ooh. I got it.
- What?
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Okay. It's now my number three,
but it used to be number four
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on my top five songs with which
to get a dance party started.
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Guess.
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- Pointer Sisters?
- Yes!
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- Automatic.
- Yes!
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Yes, young padawan.
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It's good. It's good.
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- Stop. Stop, stop, stop.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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- Get out of here. Get out of here.
- Hey, kill it, killer.
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Thank you, homie.
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♪ Automatic ♪
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♪ Automatic ♪
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♪ What is this madness ♪
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- Can I get a vodka soda?
- Yep.
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♪ I go from sadness ♪
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♪ To exhilaration ♪
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♪ Like a robot at your command ♪
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Sorry, am I making you uncomfortable?
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No, not at all.
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I just wanted to stand next to the
most handsome man in the room.
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Pick-up lines are the lowest
form of first impressions,
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unless you happen to be
extremely attractive.
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Hi, I'm Ben.
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Uh, Simon.
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Do you want to dance?
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Uh... dance? No.
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I don't, I don't... I'm not
really a dancing type of guy.
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Okay.
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Do you want to go somewhere
else? This DJ sucks.
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Okay.
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Great.
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♪ Look what you're doing to me ♪
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♪ I'm utterly at your whim ♪
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♪ All of my defenses down ♪
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♪ There were nights when
the wind was so cold ♪
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Wow,
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this is a song.
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Yeah. It's got lyrics and everything.
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- Cheers.
- Uh... what to?
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A cute date and very bad karaoke.
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I didn't think you'd be
into a place like this.
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Why?
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I don't know. The haircut. The blazer.
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You seem more like Soho House
than Drag Queen Karaoke.
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Well, you don't really know me, do you?
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That's true, I don't.
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Okay. Well, tell me things.
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Uh... well, I'm a lawyer.
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Ugh.
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- Check please.
- No, I'm a cool lawyer.
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- Like Erin Brockovich.
- I'm a male Erin Brockovich.
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- Derren Brockovich?
- Derren Brockovich?
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Okay.
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Uh, well, do you like it?
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Yeah. A lot, actually.
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I haven't made partner yet,
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which is bullshit...
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Yeah, I'm also embarrassingly ambitious.
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Partner?
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What about you? What does Simon do?
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I work in a record shop.
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- Hmm.
- Down on Bedford.
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Championship Vinyl.
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- Sounds very cool.
- Hmm. It is.
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Is music your thing?
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Well, I went to grad school for
communications engineering.
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- Satellites. Broadband. Stuff like that.
- Yeah.
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But I took a hiatus a couple...
many years ago, so...
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There's nothing wrong with a break.
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So, yeah, I'm not...
embarrassingly ambitious.
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Or... or like any kind of ambitious.
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There's nothing wrong with that either.
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No?
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Oh, yeah. Nothing at all.
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♪ It's all coming back to me now ♪
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After I came out, all I'd had
was a bunch of one-night stands
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with random men who barely
remembered my first name.
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Ben called me back.
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Ben remembered my last name.
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He was so confident and attentive.
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And he, he liked that I was an outlier.
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The way he made me
feel was intoxicating.
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We spent practically every
day together for two months.
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I mean, he was smart and successful.
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And he just had his shit together.
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And I was, you know, me.
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So I shouldn't have been surprised.
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I mean, why would
someone so extraordinary
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wanna be with a loser who
worked in a record store.
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If it's blue, does it mean
it was delivered or...
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Yes.
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If it says delivered,
it means it was delivered.
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Maybe his grandma was in...
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- ... a car accident.
- Dude, just give me this.
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He's holding her hand in the hospital.
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I'm doing this for you.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm deleting his contact.
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- No, no, no.
- Yes! You're obsessing.
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You're obsessing.
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And... fuck that shit,
you know what I'm sayin'?
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Obsessing over your
exes... is a bad look.
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Look, I never wanted to
say anything about this
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'cause I knew you like him,
but... never trusted him.
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He's such a douche.
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He did tell me you suck as a DJ.
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Fuckin' douche.
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♪ While I've been away from here ♪
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♪ You've been messing around ♪
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♪ All I need to know ♪
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♪ Will you be there when I get home? ♪
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♪ When I get home, when I get home ♪
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♪ When I get home ♪
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♪ Said it'd last forever ♪
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♪ Stand the test of time ♪
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♪ Now you got me hanging
like a baby on the line ♪
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These are my roommates:
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River, Dallas, and... Link.
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Just know that they're a major
upgrade from my last roommate,
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who literally tried to
pray my gay away, so...
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Hey, guys, I'm, I'm looking for a shirt.
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Oh, is it the shirt with the
band that no one likes?
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Or the shirt with the band
that no one knows?
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No, it's just like a,
it's just a basic gray button-up.
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Short sleeves.
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Honey, didn't you wear a shirt like that
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to Frannie and Fran's party last week?
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Yeah! You don't want it back.
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Okay, where was I?
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Oh, yeah, number two on the
All-Time Heartbreak list.
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Yeah. Benjamin Young.
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- Sorry I disappeared on you.
- What?
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- I'm an asshole!
- Yeah, you are.
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I don't know how he did it
but the second I saw Ben,
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all was forgiven.
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I just edited my memory as
if we were never apart.
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I mean, I figured we picked
up right where we left off.
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I mean, I hadn't been
with anyone since, so...
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Does it hurt?
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- Does what hurt? What?
- Your penis.
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That's, that's not how it works.
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Does it hurt if I do... this?
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Don't touch me. Stop.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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- I'm trying to cheer you up.
- Please stop fucking around.
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- I'm so nervous. Just...
- You're fine.
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Hey, look at me. You're fine.
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Mr. Miller.
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Um...
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She's my... best friend.
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Yeah, I have good news
and slightly bad news.
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You are indeed HIV negative.
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Negative?
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However,
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you did test positive for chlamydia.
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Chlamy...
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That's impossible. I've been
with one guy in the last year.
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Well, speaking of the
realm of possibility,
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I can assure you of one thing:
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I have never misdiagnosed chlamydia.
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But I have a steady boyfriend.
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How many steady boyfriends does
your steady boyfriend have?
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- You know what I'm sayin'?
- Fuck!
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I'm gonna give you an antibiotic.
It should clear it up.
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Okay.
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Oh, no... Yeah, that's...
not where it's going.
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Where's it going?
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You should probably clear the room.
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Got it.
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I'm gonna...
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Don't go.
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You're good. You're good. You got this.
255
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,439
I broke up with him that time,
256
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,859
but the feeling of
betrayal was pure misery.
257
00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:21,700
I really thought we were
making this all work.
258
00:11:22,490 --> 00:11:24,119
Hello there. How may I help you today?
259
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,199
Hi. I'm looking for a particular shirt.
260
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:30,079
It's, uh... just like a basic gray,
261
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,249
button-up short-sleeve...
262
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,670
I have a photo, hold on.
263
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:35,880
Oh, my God.
264
00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:37,630
Yes, that's very old.
265
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:40,550
- Really?
- Yes, we don't carry that anymore.
266
00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:43,299
Here, let me bring you some
selections from our current line.
267
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,760
We have some really fun patterns.
268
00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:49,060
Speaking of fun patterns,
number three on the list.
269
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,769
Benjamin fucking Young.
270
00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:57,649
- Simon, come on!
- Oh, fuck off, Benjamin!
271
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,609
Come on. Open the door, please.
272
00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:01,359
Goddammit, you gave me chlamydia!
273
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,868
I swear to you, I didn't know I had it.
274
00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:04,200
I am so sorry.
275
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,409
- Can we talk, please?
- What the fuck are you doing here?
276
00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:10,579
What, did you come here to give
me another antiquated disease
277
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,749
with flowers covered in polio?
278
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,310
You have every right to be mad at me.
279
00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:19,209
I promise you I didn't
want this to happen.
280
00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:20,259
What to happen?
281
00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,049
That I was gonna find out that you
were sleeping with other men?
282
00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:23,719
There was one guy,
283
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,099
and I cut it off the second that
we started hooking up again.
284
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,930
- He didn't mean anything to me.
- And I do?
285
00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:30,599
I wish I could go back and fix this.
286
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,439
I don't want to hurt you anymore.
287
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,648
I really don't want to lose you.
288
00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:36,769
How do I know that any
of that shit is true?
289
00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:38,359
- I'll do anything to prove it.
- Anything?
290
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,109
- Yes, please.
- I want this to be a real relationship.
291
00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:42,990
- This is a real relationship.
- No, it's not.
292
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:46,369
I'm too old to be
confused like this, okay?
293
00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:49,080
It's nothing to do
with sex, or monogamy.
294
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:52,209
You have never committed to me. Ever.
295
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,419
You could just disappear at any minute
296
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,590
because I don't know
what the fuck we are.
297
00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:59,840
I don't know if it was
a sick Jedi mind trick
298
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,759
or if he really wanted to commit.
299
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,839
Let me be clear then,
nothing would make me happier
300
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,389
than being your boyfriend.
301
00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:08,810
It doesn't matter now, but then,
302
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:11,480
I bought it all the way.
303
00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:15,229
The next few weeks, we spent
every free moment together.
304
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,149
Ben was finally my boyfriend.
305
00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:19,569
My first real boyfriend.
306
00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:21,279
Uh... I'll have an old fashioned
307
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,899
and a whiskey neat
308
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,699
for the handsome gentleman.
309
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,280
♪ When we're out there
dancin' on the floor ♪
310
00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:32,790
- Oh, Sylvester. Nice.
- Who?
311
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:34,670
The song. It's Sylvester.
312
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,419
This is not a woman singing?
313
00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:38,540
No.
314
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:42,380
Not technically...
but in some way, kinda.
315
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,799
Sylvester didn't really
care about pronouns.
316
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,969
He was the first openly genderqueer
artist to have a radio hit.
317
00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:49,510
I didn't know you were into disco.
318
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,599
Why wouldn't I be into disco?
319
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,889
I don't know. It's so... upbeat.
320
00:13:53,890 --> 00:13:55,480
- Poppy.
- I'm upbeat.
321
00:13:56,810 --> 00:13:58,559
Here you go, boys. Enjoy.
322
00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,570
Thanks.
323
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:05,740
I mean, I'm not upbeat upbeat,
but I like some pop.
324
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,740
Okay. Shit.
325
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,079
So, mostly I think it's
infantile nonsense.
326
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,040
But, but disco is not pop.
327
00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:15,620
Right? Disco is disco.
328
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,749
It's like in the '70s, the only way
to get a disco song on the radio
329
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,669
was if the DJs at the
gay bars played it.
330
00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:23,920
That was the first time we ever had
any say in the record industry.
331
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,930
Disco was the sound of liberation.
332
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,639
I mean, sure, there were
some terrible songs.
333
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,639
I mean, nobody should have been
forced to listen to Disco Duck.
334
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,559
But you can't dismiss the whole genre.
335
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,350
It made a huge impact.
336
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,690
Like, almost every early hip-hop
song sampled a disco track.
337
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,480
Plus, Sylvester was an icon.
338
00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:43,979
He was androgynous, you know,
339
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,280
and he would wear women's
clothes on stage.
340
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:50,909
Not in, like, a '60s rock star,
Marc Bolan kind of way
341
00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:53,540
but in a way that felt... complete
342
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:55,830
and sincere and organic.
343
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,120
It was just a part of him.
344
00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:00,879
His first group was
called "The Cockettes."
345
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:04,000
That is next level not giving a shit.
346
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,300
Listen to that crazy falsetto.
347
00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:08,799
It's, the guy is a legend,
348
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,390
and you have to respect the legends.
349
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,260
Wow.
350
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,270
What?
351
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,060
It's just... when you
get this passionate.
352
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:22,439
It's perfect. You're perfect.
353
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,069
It felt like the right moment.
354
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,450
I love you.
355
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,670
It's work. I gotta...
356
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,760
It was not the right moment.
357
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:02,020
♪ I don't wanna hear it,
all you do is talk about you ♪
358
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:04,770
I look like a bully in a 1980s movie.
359
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,029
Okay. Number four on the list:
360
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,030
Timothy Marshall.
361
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,780
I'm just kidding. It's Ben.
362
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,530
Of course it's fucking Ben.
363
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:19,329
I mean, there are a few
things more awkward in life
364
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:22,460
than not having the...
"I love you" returned.
365
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,420
But I wasn't ready to give up.
366
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:26,460
No, I was too afraid to. And then...
367
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,050
one day, he said it, too.
368
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,680
What?
369
00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:36,760
Just thinking how great
it is to see your face
370
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,220
and how much I love you.
371
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,730
Say it again.
372
00:16:41,731 --> 00:16:43,140
I was happy.
373
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,519
And I thought he loved me for me.
374
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,520
I love you.
375
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:49,149
I wish I'd known it wasn't gonna last.
376
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:51,490
I love you. I love you.
377
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,489
I would've enjoyed it more.
378
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,739
Good.
379
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:55,910
And I love you, too.
380
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,760
You wanna grab breakfast somewhere?
381
00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:00,909
No, I can't. I have
to go open the store.
382
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:03,119
Again? Does Rob even work there anymore?
383
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,290
Oh, give her a break.
384
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:06,619
Her fiancé just dumped her.
The least I could do
385
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:07,919
is work some extra hours.
386
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,590
It seems like a lot of
effort for a day job.
387
00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:12,050
Don't worry.
388
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,800
She'll be back to her
apathetic self soon enough.
389
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,390
- Hey. Before you go...
- Hmm?
390
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,430
I got you something.
391
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,270
- What is this for?
- Well...
392
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,230
- I made partner.
- What?
393
00:17:28,070 --> 00:17:31,379
Holy fuckin' shit, man.
394
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,780
Oh, congratulation. I'm so proud of you.
395
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,620
- You're fuckin' partner.
- Yeah.
396
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,660
What are you buying me gifts for, man?
397
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,409
I should be getting you something.
398
00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:43,579
Well, my firm's throwing
me a party tonight.
399
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:46,119
I really want you to be there,
and you don't have a shirt
400
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,840
younger than Betty White, so...
401
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,340
That's what this is.
402
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,010
This is the sweetest and
most insulting gift
403
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,840
I ever received.
404
00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:56,720
Move in with me.
405
00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,679
What?
406
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,099
You won't have to worry about rent,
407
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:04,309
and you can... quit your
job and go back to school
408
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,020
or find your passion, whatever that is.
409
00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:07,980
I just want you to be happy.
410
00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:10,400
I am happy.
411
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:13,030
No, I... You know what I mean.
412
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,110
Well, just promise me
you'll think about it?
413
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,030
Yeah.
414
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:20,909
Yeah, sure.
415
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,750
What the fuck?
416
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:28,670
Sam?
417
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,320
- I'll see you tonight, baby.
- Yeah.
418
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,470
See, I'd finally figured it out.
419
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:41,430
The thing that was holding
us back this whole time.
420
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:44,430
Ben was embarrassed by me.
421
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,229
Also, though:
422
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:47,770
Who the fuck is Sam?
423
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,730
Everybody listen up.
424
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,980
Let's hear it for the newest
425
00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:57,400
and, let's face it, best dressed
426
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,860
partner at Reingold, Smith, and Smith,
427
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:01,239
Benjamin Young.
428
00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:06,719
Thank you! Uh, I couldn't have done it
429
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,829
without the help of me and only me.
430
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,839
- Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
431
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,840
Thank you.
432
00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,640
Claudia, thank you so much.
433
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:09,940
♪ Smoke and fire are burning bright,
we'll set the tinderbox alight ♪
434
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:13,399
♪ Life and death the red flame gives ♪
435
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,020
Fuckin' Sam. Fuck!
436
00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:19,569
♪ Give me fire, on which I feed
give me fire, 'cause it's a need ♪
437
00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:20,649
Fuck it!
438
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,280
♪ Real fine, I can tell,
real fine really burns in hell ♪
439
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:26,329
- I can't fuckin' believe you.
- Hey, this is...
440
00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:28,329
- Yeah, I know who he is.
- What?
441
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:30,120
I get it, okay.
442
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:33,079
I'm a loser and you can't fix me,
443
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,379
so you start fuckin' around
with this elderly thirst trap.
444
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,629
In retrospect, that might
have been over the top.
445
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:39,510
- I'll give you some space...
- Thanks, Sam!
446
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:42,180
Fuck off! Go mingle, "hotstuff"!
447
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:44,470
"Sam"?
448
00:20:44,471 --> 00:20:46,550
Yeah, I saw your flirty
little text with him.
449
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,510
I really wanted to trust Ben...
450
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,679
You went through my phone?
451
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,240
You went through my phone?
452
00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:53,310
- But I couldn't.
- Wow. Okay.
453
00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:59,990
"Sam" is my co-worker.
She has the office next to mine.
454
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:04,740
You should go.
455
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,620
See, the problem with me is,
456
00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:11,000
I'm pathologically insecure.
457
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:13,000
♪ Give me fire ♪
458
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:14,750
♪ Give me fire ♪
459
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,920
♪ Give me fire ♪
460
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,170
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
461
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,888
Why are you dressed like it's
your first day being gay?
462
00:21:24,890 --> 00:21:26,929
You cannot leave the
house in that shirt.
463
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:27,970
Yeah, no.
464
00:21:28,930 --> 00:21:30,219
Here, take mine.
465
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:31,519
No, guys, my Uber's here.
466
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,399
- Are you kidding me? I beg of you.
- Yeah, seriously.
467
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,509
- We're only trying to help you.
- Take the shirt.
468
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,649
You're wearing a kite, baby.
469
00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:36,659
Well, I'm gonna fly high.
470
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:37,900
Come back.
471
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,069
- Simon, right?
- Uh... yes.
472
00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:42,740
And, uh, I'm in a bit of a hurry.
473
00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:46,110
Okay, so, wrapping up here.
474
00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:49,240
Number five, to the surprise
of absolutely no one...
475
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,159
I don't have anywhere to be until...
476
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,200
I really didn't think
I'd ever see him again.
477
00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:56,919
- But then... out of nowhere...
- Yes!
478
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,709
Yes, let's go get a drink.
479
00:21:58,710 --> 00:21:59,750
Roberto?
480
00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,919
I'd love to. But,
you know, got kids to feed.
481
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,379
Do you, though?
482
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,679
Aside from him.
483
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,549
- You guys have fun.
- Killin' me.
484
00:22:07,550 --> 00:22:09,390
- I'm literally dead.
- Bye, Cameron.
485
00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:11,389
Anything here or...
486
00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:12,889
I don't think so.
487
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:13,930
Yeah, me, neither.
488
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,229
Best record store in Brooklyn.
489
00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:18,230
Thanks.
490
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:26,610
You lost?
491
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,990
No, I'm pretty sure
I'm in the right place.
492
00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:31,490
Hey.
493
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:32,870
Hey.
494
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,620
Oh!
495
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,540
Oh, shit. Yup.
496
00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:39,170
Mm-hmm.
497
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,630
I was just passing by.
498
00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:45,170
Actually, I've passed by a few times.
499
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:46,630
Uh-huh.
500
00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:48,680
It's been a while.
501
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:51,640
It has. It's been about a year.
502
00:22:52,510 --> 00:22:53,770
Yeah, wow, a year.
503
00:22:56,390 --> 00:22:57,560
So, uh,
504
00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:02,570
I've been thinking about
you a lot lately.
505
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:05,940
Really?
506
00:23:06,530 --> 00:23:07,860
Yeah, really.
507
00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:10,780
I just... wanted to see your face.
508
00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:12,070
I miss you.
509
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:16,660
Okay, here's, here's my face.
510
00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:19,880
Look, we both made mistakes.
511
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:22,709
And maybe we've already given
this thing too many chances.
512
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:24,960
But I would love to hang
out with you some time.
513
00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:27,760
Maybe grab a drink?
514
00:23:28,050 --> 00:23:29,399
And there he was,
515
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,519
standing right in front of me,
516
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,349
saying everything I ever wanted to hear.
517
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:36,349
And I realized if I wanted
a shot at being happy,
518
00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:37,599
I'd have to take a risk...
519
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,900
Five stars for you, my friend.
520
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,690
Yeah, man, you too.
521
00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:45,529
And Ben just wasn't
the risk I wanted to take.
522
00:23:45,530 --> 00:23:46,530
Closing up, huh?
523
00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:48,950
Hey.
524
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:50,820
Simon, right?
525
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:52,910
Um, you remembered.
526
00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:56,040
I was gonna ask,
what are you doing right now?
527
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:58,080
Uh, just... closing up.
528
00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,710
Right. Um,
529
00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:02,460
do you wanna get a drink maybe,
530
00:24:03,090 --> 00:24:04,090
right now?
531
00:24:05,590 --> 00:24:07,190
I was starting to think you'd never ask.
532
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,010
What's with the shirt?
533
00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:15,679
It's a long story.
534
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,680
Do you like it?
535
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,890
Not really. Doesn't
really seem like you.
536
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,350
- Hey, Martha.
- Hi.
537
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:47,700
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