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Ever have one of those days
you wish never even started?
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Don't start
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Ladies and gentlemen, she has arrived.
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You know what, Rob?
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You're already enough of an
asshole without all the sarcasm.
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I personally advise against it.
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Well, I would advise not
showing up three hours late
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and then talkin' smack to your employer.
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Ooh, talkin' smack, Robyn?
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I bet you feel extra black today.
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This bitch.
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Hey, you created this monster.
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Now we're all just dealing
with it together.
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- Yo, Cherise.
- Yes, madam.
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If you're late one more
time, you're fired.
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What?
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- Ready to close up?
- Yeah.
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She still mad?
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Are you still mad?
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I was never mad.
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I'm fuckin' fine, dude.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Um... so, Blake and I are
gonna go to DeSalle's later.
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See Demon Dolphin.
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There's tickets left if you wanna come?
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No. I'm good, thank you.
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Okay. Well, you wanna
go for a drink before?
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Uh, no. Not really.
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Yo, you know what I miss? Fun Rob.
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Fun Rob went to shows.
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Fun Rob went out for drinks.
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Fun Rob was fun. This Rob, this new Rob,
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the fucking worst.
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Do you wanna come to
the show, Fun Cherise?
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Ah, nah, I got plans,
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but I could definitely get
a drink with you, though.
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Come on, Rob, just one drink.
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You can't just go out for one drink?
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Fine.
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Fun Rob.
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Just call me when you
get there, all right?
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I'll be all right.
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I'm fuckin' fun.
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I've just been thinking about
life, you know what I mean?
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And it's just...
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It's so fuckin' intense, man.
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It's like, at what point do
you stop looking forward
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and start looking backwards?
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- You motherfucker!
- Shit.
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Oh, fuck, I forgot.
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- Don't.
- No, it's... fuck, it's today.
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Here's my thing.
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At what point did young Elvis
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become old Elvis?
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You know what I'm saying?
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It's Rob's fuckin' birthday!
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Oh, shit. Wait a...
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Okay, so maybe my birthday has a
teeny-tiny little bit to do with it.
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You was going to not tell us
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and have us sittin' here
looking like assholes?
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- What was the plan?
- No. I am under no social obligation
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to make a big deal out of my
stupid fuckin' birthday, okay?
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Yeah, but we are.
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Come on, man. If you'd have
told me ahead of time,
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I could maybe cancel my shit.
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You guys, chill.
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I'm good. I have plans.
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- What are your plans?
- Do tell.
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I'm gonna buy an expensive-ish
bottle of champagne
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and then I'm gonna order
a shit ton of Indian food.
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And then I'm finally gonna start
watching The Sopranos.
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And yet again, we're still
talking about The Sopranos.
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Like, just watch the shit!
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- I'm just...
- Okay, okay, okay,
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here's to The Notorious R-O-B.
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And to your date with Tony Soprano.
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- Yes.
- L'Chaim.
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Shit.
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Happy birthday to my bootiful baby girl!
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Hi, Mom.
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Everyone, say happy birthday to Rob.
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Jesus, Mom, I'm in the tub.
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Happy birthday, Rob.
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Hi, everyone.
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So, what are your big plans?
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I'm having a very
age-appropriate night in.
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I want you to go out and have fun.
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This is fun. That's why
I'm choosing to do it.
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Have you heard from, have
you heard from your brother?
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Yeah, I just heard him and
Nikki were going on something
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called a "baby moon."
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Yes!
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Is that not adorable?
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- I hung up on him.
- Robyn.
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What?
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Hey, hey, I have an idea.
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- Hmm.
- Why don't you get on Metro-North
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and just come to our party?
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Definitely not.
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Okay, okay. So you're
just gonna stay in?
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Yes. I'm gonna stay in.
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I'm gonna eat just Indian food.
I'm gonna watch The Sopranos.
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Hey, happy birthday, Rob.
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Hi, Uncle Marty.
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Yes, Sopranos. Uh... where are you?
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I don't see you.
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What's that? A toilet?
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Yep, it's a toilet.
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So, The Sopranos, huh?
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How about when Big Pussy turns rat
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and Tony fuckin' whacks him?
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Yeah, I haven't gotten there yet.
I'm on the first episode.
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You don't watch The Sopranos?
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- I'm, I'm starting...
- All right, look, look,
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Mom, Mom says for you to
go out and have some fun.
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All right. Sounds good. Fun!
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Love you, Rob. Happy birthday.
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All right, love you, too!
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All right, get out of the
house, get out of the tub,
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get out of the house,
smoke a little pot,
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have a little sex...
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Mom!
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I love you so much.
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- I wish you were here.
- All right.
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- Bye, sweetie.
- Okay, love you, too.
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- Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
- Happy birthday.
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Great.
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I would obviously never tell her this,
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but there might be an
ever-so-slight possibility
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that my mother is right.
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Okay.
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Simon's on a date.
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Cherise is... somewhere.
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Pretty sure Clyde hates me.
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So...
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who wants to party?
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Yo! What up, homie!
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It's Rob.
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Ro... Robyn.
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Brooks.
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Hey, Tim, what's up? It's Rob.
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From camp.
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What up, Brian?
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♪ I don't wanna, I don't
wanna, I don't wanna, oi ♪
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So yeah, um, it's my birthday and...
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It's my birthday... So it's my birthday,
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and I'm thinkin' we go out to...
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Yeah, tonight.
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As in, tonight.
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Yeah, as in, as in now.
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Uh, no, this is not a booty call.
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It's 9:30.
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Cool, when'd you, uh,
when'd you get married?
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Although I might be calling you later
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because it's my birthday,
and I might get crazy!
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Oh, shit!
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Portland, huh?
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Oh, uh, ketamine?
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Oh, shit, were you sleeping?
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Mushrooms?
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Uh... yeah.
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Yeah, I'd be down to, I'd be
down to buy some mushrooms.
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Don't pick up, don't pick up...
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- Hello.
- Hey, Tanya.
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- Is that you, Robyn?
- It's Rob.
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- Shut up!
- Yeah, I know, I know.
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- It's really me.
- Oh, my God! Robyn!
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- How are you doing?
- I know. Yeah.
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- Well, it's my birthday.
- Shut up.
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And I was just wondering
if you wanted to...
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Let's go out. Are you
here? Let's go out.
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- Uh, cool.
- We'll go to my bar!
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Where is that again?
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So, you know when you
get a bag of chips,
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those bits at the bottom that
you eat as a last resort
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when all the good chips are gone?
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Happy birthday, biotch!
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Welcome to the bottom of the chip bag.
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I'm so happy you called.
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I missed you so much.
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Tanya was my first roommate in the city.
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We met on Craigslist, so... you get it.
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Okay,
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- Birthday Girl does not wait in line.
- Oh.
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Just 'cause mama had
a baby does not mean
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she can't still bring the VIP partay.
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Wait, you had a baby?
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Hey, I have another friend who's coming.
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Do you, do you think
he'll be able to get in?
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Oh, my God, totes. Have him
say Tanya at the door.
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Cool.
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Thank you.
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So you come here a lot?
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It's my spot.
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Well, not recently.
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I haven't left the house in months.
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Oh!
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We're gonna fucking rage tonight, babe!
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Yeah.
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Fun Rob!
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So tell me everything.
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Who are you seeing, ignoring, fucking?
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Seriously, how have you been?
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How have I been?
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My life's a fuckin' disast...
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Good! Really, really, really good.
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How are you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, my life's really glamorous.
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I breast feed, I breast pump,
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I breast feed, I breast
pump, I breast...
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I'm gonna just stop and talk
about Tanya's tits for a second.
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When I knew Tanya before,
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she... they weren't like that.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Cool.
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- Hey, real talk.
- Yeah.
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How do I look?
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You look amazing.
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- For real?
- Yeah. Your tits are like...
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Enormous.
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I know, they're enormous.
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Tig ol' bitties.
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I had to lay flat on the bed
while my husband zipped me up.
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Being a woman is bullshit.
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Totally.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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What? What?
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What's happening? What's going on?
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It's this guy. We hooked up
like a million years ago,
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and he was totally obsessed with me.
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- Oh, shit.
- Awful.
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God, he looks so crusty.
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- He's there now?
- Don't turn around.
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Don't turn around!
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I'm gonna turn around just a little bit.
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I'll be chill. I'll be chill.
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- Hey, Rob.
- Oh, shit, Squid?
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You know that guy?
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Yeah, he's my friend.
He came to meet us here.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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Squid used to be in this amazing,
shitty punk band back in the day.
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He tried to hit on me at a show.
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I was like, nah.
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We've been buds ever since.
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- You guys hooked up?
- Yeah.
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- Way back.
- Birthday girl!
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Hey, buddy, how you doing?
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
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Hello.
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Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Squid.
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Tanya.
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Tanya.
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You look familiar.
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Tanya.
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So, another trip around the sun, huh?
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Yup, yup, you know? It's a,
it's a wild ride, my dude.
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Okay, I'm gonna go check on the table!
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Hey, was it me or was I gettin'
like a vibe from your friend?
260
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,425
There's a vibe, for sure...
261
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,719
- Oh, one second.
- Am I crazy or I feel like...
262
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,679
No, there's a vibe.
There's totally a vibe.
263
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,223
Hey, good vibe?
264
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,101
- A vibe. Uh, just one second.
- Okay.
265
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,478
Hey, what's up?
266
00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,104
Hey!
267
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,816
I was actually, I'm just calling
'cause I, I wanted to see,
268
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,859
um, if you want to...
269
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,987
like, meet up and get a drink or just
270
00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:14,739
uh, talk 'cause I felt, uh, bad,
271
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,074
about how I left the other night...
272
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,174
- What?
- I felt, I felt bad
273
00:10:19,175 --> 00:10:20,724
about how we left it the other night.
274
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,956
Oh, yeah. Me, too. Me, too.
275
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,583
Uh, are you, are you busy?
276
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:28,252
Uh, no, I'm just,
I'm grabbing some birthday drinks
277
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,670
with some friends, so...
278
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,964
Oh, shit, um...
279
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,883
Yeah, hey, happy birthday. That's great.
280
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:34,967
Thank you.
281
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,303
Are you having fun?
282
00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,306
Tons. Yeah.
283
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,768
Yeah, cool. That's... Yeah, that's sick.
284
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:46,104
Uh, I... Sorry. What am I doing?
285
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,814
It's your birthday. Go, go have fun.
I, I'll catch you later.
286
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,775
No, no, no, no, no,
let's, let's grab a drink.
287
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,674
Let's hang out. I'm not gonna
stay here very long, so...
288
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,999
- Yeah, cool. All right, yeah.
- Okay, cool.
289
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,924
- Um, I'm in your hood.
- What?
290
00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,410
I feel like an idiot yelling.
I'm, uh, I'm in your hood.
291
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,578
I'm gonna be at the gym for,
like, another hour so...
292
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,123
Okay, cool. I'll text
you when I leave here.
293
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,834
Stay in the hood.
294
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,169
Yeah, great. Okay.
295
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,878
- All right, cool.
- Later.
296
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:11,921
Dude.
297
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,464
The fuck? Dude. Bye.
298
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,925
All right. Bye.
299
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,762
Hey, guys! How we doing?
300
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,763
Great!
301
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,225
- Here you go, guys.
- Birthday shots!
302
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,810
Oh, birthday shots!
303
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,369
Hey, none for me. None for me.
304
00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:28,549
- No, you have to.
- Come on.
305
00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:29,980
- Birthday shots. They're fun.
- I'm three years sober.
306
00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:32,484
No, I'm actually three
years sober next month.
307
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:35,778
- That's great.
- That's awesome, man.
308
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:36,904
Good for you. Seriously.
309
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,489
It is great. Thank you.
310
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,053
You know, now I can remember
where I was every night
311
00:11:41,054 --> 00:11:42,060
or who I was with.
312
00:11:42,431 --> 00:11:44,683
You know, when I was drinking,
I made a lot of bad decisions.
313
00:11:44,684 --> 00:11:47,219
- What?
- I made a lot of bad decisions
314
00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:48,354
when I was drinking.
315
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,380
Cheers!
316
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,383
Here's to good old friends.
317
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,554
And a little for the homies.
318
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,389
Aah! Oh, my God, you guys.
319
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,808
Wait. This is my baby Asher
320
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,102
who has fallen asleep
with her mouth open
321
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,397
right under her daddy's
hairy-assed nipple!
322
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,317
Doesn't it totally look
like she's breast-feeding?
323
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,443
Totally.
324
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,946
Oh, my God, that is hilarious.
325
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,283
All right, here is a PSA for
everyone that has kids.
326
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:23,743
No one cares.
327
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:27,079
Squid! What's up, man?
How you livin'? How you doin'?
328
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,416
Well, you know, thank you
for asking that, actually.
329
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,449
For a long time, it wasn't good at all.
330
00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:34,463
It wasn't good.
331
00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:35,755
I'm sorry to hear that.
332
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:39,196
Have you ever heard of this program
called Alcoholics Anonymous?
333
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,322
Yeah.
334
00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:42,178
I'm in that program now.
335
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,889
You guys, this is a
video of my baby Asher
336
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,766
and her first day in the snow.
337
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,686
Babies! Babies!
338
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,230
- Aw, man, it's super...
- Cute!
339
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:53,732
- This is the best part.
- Oh, yeah.
340
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,610
Can you see what she's doing?
341
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,945
She's shitting her pants.
342
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,447
Babies shittin' in the snow!
343
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,908
She shits all the time.
344
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,909
Seriously, it's the worst.
345
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,827
♪ Happy birthday ♪
346
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,539
Oh, God, you guys.
347
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:11,749
Aw, all right.
348
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:15,795
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
349
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:23,011
♪ Happy birthday, dear Jessica ♪
350
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,889
Happy birthday, Jessica.
351
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:27,849
You're the winner.
352
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,393
Best birthday ever.
353
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,811
Best birthday ever!
354
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:39,360
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
355
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,653
You don't have to do that. It's fine.
356
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,573
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- You don't have to do that.
357
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:48,203
♪ Happy birthday, dear Rob ♪
358
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:52,206
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
359
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,917
Whoo!
360
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:55,877
Thirty!
361
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,754
You're 30!
362
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,089
Thirty!
363
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,093
Fuckin' Fun Rob's fuckin' 30.
364
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,407
This is your 30th birthday?
365
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,576
- Yes.
- With just us?
366
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,454
- Yeah.
- There should be more people here!
367
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,685
No, yeah, I, I get it. I get it too.
368
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,686
I get it.
369
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,105
Later, Tanya.
370
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,524
- 'Sup, Squid.
- See ya.
371
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,277
- Happy birthday.
- Yup.
372
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,690
- Here you go. Thank you.
- Thank you.
373
00:14:56,522 --> 00:15:01,443
♪ These bitches want Nikes ♪
374
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,280
♪ They looking for a check ♪
375
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:10,077
♪ Tell 'em it ain't likely ♪
376
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:13,621
♪ Said she need a ring like Carmelo ♪
377
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,465
- Hello.
- Oh, hey.
378
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,466
Hi.
379
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,134
I thought I was gonna
get your voicemail.
380
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,721
Oh, I can, uh, hang up
if you want. You can call back.
381
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,808
I just, uh,
382
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,144
just wanted to say happy birthday.
383
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:37,937
Thank you.
384
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,147
Where are you?
385
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,150
Uh... just on my way home.
386
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:43,734
Oh, really?
387
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,375
I thought you'd be
at a gig or something.
388
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,947
Ah, man, I'm, uh,
389
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:48,739
too old for that shit now.
390
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,741
Mm-hmm.
391
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,830
Do you, uh... do you wanna
hang out at the Allied for a bit?
392
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:57,791
What, is Lily out of town or something?
393
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,002
Actually, yeah, she is.
394
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,255
- Oh...
- No, nothing weird, I just...
395
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:06,799
Just...
396
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,594
Let me buy you a birthday drink.
397
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,805
- Okay.
- Yeah?
398
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,474
- Yeah.
- Okay. Cool.
399
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,561
- I'll be there in half an hour.
- Okay. See you soon.
400
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:22,941
Hi.
401
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,071
- How's it going?
- It's good.
402
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,072
What, uh... what you got there?
403
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,451
Pepperoni, crushed reds.
404
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,160
I got you.
405
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,953
Shall we?
406
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:36,954
We shall.
407
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:43,879
- Mmm!
- Mm-mm-mm.
408
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,671
I've been waiting for this
moment since I've been back.
409
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,476
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm?
410
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,145
New York pizza, man.
411
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,023
Mwah. The best.
412
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,027
Yeah.
413
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:09,238
Yeah.
414
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,656
What is this, Juliana's?
415
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,365
What, you think I'm
gonna buy Grimaldi's?
416
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,086
Out of respect for the
birthday girl, yes.
417
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,035
Come on, man.
418
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,098
You're lucky you got anything at all.
419
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:28,958
You know what this moment's missing?
420
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,000
Hmm?
421
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,014
♪ If you were worried 'bout where ♪
422
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,558
♪ I been or who I saw or ♪
423
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,476
- Hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
424
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,270
♪ What club I went to with my homies ♪
425
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:45,982
♪ Baby, don't worry,
you know that you got me ♪
426
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,943
♪ If you were worried 'bout where ♪
427
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,363
♪ I been or who I saw or ♪
428
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:54,407
♪ What club I went to with my homies ♪
429
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,326
♪ Baby, don't worry,
you know that you got me ♪
430
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,911
♪ Somebody told me that
this planet was small ♪
431
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,580
♪ We used to live in the same building ♪
432
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,915
♪ On the same floor
and never met before ♪
433
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,168
♪ Until I'm overseas on tour ♪
434
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,169
So...
435
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,047
how's the wedding planning?
436
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,008
It's a lot.
437
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,678
Lily's like... Well, you met her.
438
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,431
She goes with the flow like
she's getting paid for it.
439
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:23,311
Yep. She is a cheerful little stone
440
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:24,562
in a roaring river.
441
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:25,563
For sure.
442
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,153
But still, you know,
there's all this... stuff.
443
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:35,282
There's all this stuff that everybody
wants to be just perfect and...
444
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,160
- Jesus.
- Yeah.
445
00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:40,746
And...
446
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,249
how does that make you feel?
447
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,629
Uhh...
448
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:50,922
Truth?
449
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:52,966
Truth.
450
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:57,845
A little nervy,
451
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,430
if I'm honest.
452
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,981
That's... that's normal, right?
453
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,858
To get cold feet?
454
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,612
I didn't.
455
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,199
Not with you.
456
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,205
Um...
457
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,376
You know, I think what's
really freaking me out is,
458
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:30,337
what if I fuck it up again?
459
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,341
What if I drive her away and
460
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,594
misread her feelings
461
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,599
and then bail out again
when it gets too hard?
462
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,646
Ahh!
463
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,981
♪ I can trust you? ♪
464
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,108
♪ Is you crazy? You my king for real ♪
465
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,318
♪ But sometimes relationships get ill ♪
466
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,319
♪ No doubt ♪
467
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:59,156
♪ If you were worried 'bout where ♪
468
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,785
♪ I been or who I saw or ♪
469
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,329
It wasn't your fault, Mac.
470
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,838
I slept with someone else
471
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,675
while we were together.
472
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,303
What?
473
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,022
When?
474
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:36,570
When?
475
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,369
The night we got engaged.
476
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:53,670
Ohh!
477
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,133
Jesus fuckin' Christ, Rob.
478
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:00,593
Um...
479
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,223
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
480
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,475
Fuck. Fuck.
481
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,518
Mac, can we just talk for...
482
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:09,561
Rob, please.
483
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:11,479
Just leave me alone, all right.
484
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:13,523
Please.
485
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:21,906
Mac.
486
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,117
- Mac, wait. Just stop!
- What?
487
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:25,619
Just stop for a second.
488
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,078
What?
489
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,746
Look, it was a one-time
thing, all right?
490
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:29,872
- A one-time thing!
- I was freaking out.
491
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,082
Rob, you fucked someone else
492
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,667
the night we got engaged.
493
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,794
You fuckin' slept with someone else.
Do you know how crazy that is?
494
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:36,295
- I know that it's fucked up. I was...
- Have you lost your mind?
495
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,296
I was fucked up.
496
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,881
Do you know how fuckin'
selfish you've gotta be
497
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,092
to do that the night
498
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,759
we fuckin' got engaged, Rob.
499
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,844
You slept with someone else.
500
00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:44,011
I wasn't ready.
501
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,930
I wasn't fucking ready!
502
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,077
You're telling me this now.
503
00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:48,391
You're telling me this now.
504
00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:50,268
Rob, I'm getting fucking
married in about two weeks!
505
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,938
Yeah, I know you're
getting fucking married!
506
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,276
Rob,
507
00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:01,821
you are one of the most
selfish fucking people
508
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:04,366
I have ever met, I swear
to fucking God, I...
509
00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:06,702
That whole time.
510
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,580
That whole fuckin' time you just left me
511
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,582
spinning out on my own like
I was fuckin' going crazy.
512
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,208
I thought you'd fallen out
of love with me, Rob.
513
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,668
I thought you'd fallen
out of love with me.
514
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,546
I didn't know what the
fuck had happened.
515
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,590
That whole time.
516
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:23,509
I was, I was trying to think about
what the fuck I'd done wrong.
517
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,802
You didn't do anything wrong...
518
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,596
Yes, I know I didn't fuckin'
do anything wrong.
519
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:29,016
You did. You fucked someone
else. No me, all right?
520
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,602
It was you...
521
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:35,856
You know, Rob, I...
522
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,358
I can't right now. I, I'm...
523
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:40,319
I can't right now.
524
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,846
All right, hear me out.
525
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:09,932
Did I cheat on Mac?
526
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,391
Yes.
527
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,270
Did I crawl into bed
with him afterwards?
528
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,398
Yes.
529
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,529
Did I get engaged thinking
it would erase everything?
530
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,574
Yes.
531
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:35,207
I pushed him away and pushed
him away and pushed him away,
532
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,127
until he had no choice but to go away.
533
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,554
I'm a fuckin' asshole.
534
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:55,476
Oh! Fun Rob!
535
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,563
- Hey!
- Hi, buddy.
536
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:04,402
Hi... this is Blake.
537
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,611
Hi, Blake.
538
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,406
I'm Rob. I'm Fun Rob.
539
00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:12,202
Oh, my God, am I finally
meeting the infamous Rob?
540
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,162
You drinking alone?
541
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:19,542
Oh, no. I had a, I just had a
friend here, but they left.
542
00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,295
But we had a really good time.
543
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:25,966
Do you mind if I buy
you a birthday drink?
544
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,051
Yes, you can, Blakey.
545
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:29,886
Can I call you Blakey?
546
00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:31,087
Yes, you can call me Blakey.
547
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:35,308
- Oh, he's so cute.
- Yeah. Are you okay?
548
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:37,686
Yeah, I'm good. Hey, question.
549
00:24:38,350 --> 00:24:41,019
Did you know that Cherise is working
550
00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:43,169
as a coat check girl in the city?
551
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,444
- You mean, the hotel thing?
- Yes!
552
00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:47,987
Yeah, she's been doing
that for a few weeks.
553
00:24:47,988 --> 00:24:50,240
Oh. I didn't know.
554
00:24:50,241 --> 00:24:51,449
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
555
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,061
- Mm-hmm.
- To...
556
00:24:53,062 --> 00:24:55,119
- Birthday!
- ... fun Rob, dirty 30.
557
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,497
To fun Rob, dirty 30. Infamous Rob.
558
00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:01,001
Best birthday ever!
559
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:24,358
Mac used to look at this photo and
tell me I looked like a sweet kid.
560
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,864
I'm sorry, sweet kid.
561
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:36,203
You didn't know what was coming.
562
00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:42,376
You didn't know that I was
gonna turn you into this.
563
00:25:56,182 --> 00:25:58,058
Oh, come on.
564
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,241
Sick.
565
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,165
Hey, it's, uh, Clyde.
566
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,377
I texted you a little while
ago, but I didn't hear back.
567
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:30,382
So... I guess I'm gonna head out.
568
00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:35,303
But it's, um... your
birthday for a while,
569
00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:37,514
so happy birthday, Rob.
570
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,350
Great.
571
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:50,027
Hey, thanks for answering.
572
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:55,949
Um, look, I'm sorry, I know it's...
late and stuff, but, um,
573
00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:58,326
I locked myself out,
574
00:26:58,327 --> 00:27:00,996
and I was just wondering if
you still had a set of my keys.
575
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:04,750
Okay.
576
00:27:04,751 --> 00:27:05,876
Thank you. Thank you.
577
00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:12,215
Ugh!
578
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,480
Ugh!
579
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:36,822
Hey.
580
00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:40,494
Can't believe you still have my key.
581
00:27:42,538 --> 00:27:43,664
It's lucky for you.
582
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:46,625
Lucky for me.
583
00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:57,150
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