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Listen up.[soldiers] Sir.
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We're going after
Dr. Baxter Stockman.
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He was TCRI's
lead genetic scientist,
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but he went rogue,
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stole billions of dollars'
worth of research
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and created an actual mutant.
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He's holed up
in a makeshift lab
of an abandoned building.
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Each of you has been issued
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a high-powered
antimutant neutralizer.
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Whatever Stockman's made,
this can unmake it.
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Cynthia Utrom herself
will be quarterbacking from HQ.
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Anything to add, Cynthia?
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This mission
is of the utmost importance.
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Failure will be frowned upon.
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Bring me Stockman's mutant
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and whatever he used
to make it.
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You heard her, boys.
Lock and load.
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Yes, sir!
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I've done it, little one.
I've perfected the ooze.
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Are you excited for Daddy?
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My friends at TCRI...
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...want to use you as a weapon.
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I couldn't allow that.
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But we're safe now.
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Soon I'll make you
brothers and sisters.
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A real family for both of us.
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I never had a family,
little one.
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Nobody liked me.
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I always felt
a greater connection
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to the animals
I experimented on
than people.
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With you and your siblings...
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...I'm creating a family.
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I think we can finally be happy.
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[soldier 1] Move, move!
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Go, go![soldier 2] Spread out!
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Move, move, move!
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Freeze! Don't move![soldier 2] Get visuals.
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Where is the specimen?
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It's not here.
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- Wait, wait, be careful.
- Stay quiet.
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Huh? Over there!
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Cease-fire!
We need them alive!
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Don't move.
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No! No, don't shoot!
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The chemicals are
highly volatile! No!
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- Let's go in.
- Uh-huh.
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Cynthia, I'm sorry.
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We lost everything.
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Bring me anything you can find.
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We will replicate
his research,
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no matter how long it takes.
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Baxter Stockman's creations
must live on!
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And with it,
a new form of life itself.
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Master Splinter
has given us
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a very important mission
for tonight.
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The target
is across the street.
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We must use stealth
and cunning
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to infiltrate the human world
and retrieve...
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...Go-GURT.
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Go-GURT...Okay, Batman.
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I'm just trying
- to hype you guys up.
- Give me that list.
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What else are we getting?
Four quarts of nonfat milk... Nice.
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...ice cream,
fruits and veggies...
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...and a party-size bag
- of Cool Ranch Doritos.
- I like cheese puffs.
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He was very specific
about the party size.
He underlined it twice.
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Donnie,
- you're on toiletries.
- Got it.
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Raph, you're stocking
up the pantry.
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Mikey,
- you're on junk food.
- Yessirski.
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And remember-- don't let
any human see you.
Because why?
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"Humans are
the demon scum of the earth.
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Avoid them, don't say hi.
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They lust to murder that
which is different from them.
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To interact with them
is to die."
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And hey, I know that's
objectively prejudiced,
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but that's what
Dad taught us.
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Uh, I think humans
seem kind of cool,
to be honest. Beyoncé...
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We wouldn't have K-pop
- without humans.
- Drake. The GOAT of all time.
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I would love to have brunch
with Tom Brady.
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Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang.
And I've always wanted
to go to Flavortown.
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Look, we all think
humans are cool,
but we got a job to do.
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Let's go!
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"Let's go, I'm Leo.""I'm the leader."
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You sound like
you have bronchitis.
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Terror strikes the heart
of Manhattan yet again today
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with another brazen
and deadly heist.
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An industrial-grade
power converter
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was stolen mid-transport.
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Police fear it's connected
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with a recent string
of other deadly thefts.
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New Yorkers live in fear.
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Parents citywide
are calling for a curfew
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until the criminal is caught.
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But the only lead is
a mysterious mastermind
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known on the streets
as Superfly.
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Not bad.
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Heading home
on a good note.
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Get these groceries back--Whoa, what?
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We've been out for an hour.
Come on, let's stay out.
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Come on. We said we weren't
gonna do this anymore.
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Last week was
Madison Square Garden
to watch the Knicks.
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The week before that
was the Adele concert.
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She hit them notes
- like crazy!
- It was transcending!
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Splinter's gonna catch on.
We're gonna get grounded.
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He's a shut-in.
He doesn't know how long
it takes to do things.
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For all he knows,
it takes us three hours
to get to the bodega.
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We told him we wouldn't
mess around anymore.
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There's an outdoor movie night
in Brooklyn.
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- Yeah. I hope it's a funny one.
- I hope it's violent.
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You need to chill out, Raph.
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Stop moping, Leo. Let's go!
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Fine. Wait up!
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Oh, snap.[Raphael] That vest is a choice.
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I wish I had hair like that.
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I wish
I had hair, period.
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- We did go bald at a young age.
- Is this high school,
like, in real life?
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Yeah, you go to high school,
you can just hijack a parade
whenever you want.
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- Yeah. Can you imagine that?
- Yeah, I'm totally
not jealous at all.
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Do it! Do it!
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Eh. Maybe one day
everyone will love us
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like everyone loves
Ferris Bueller.
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Yeah. Yeah, you know,
maybe one day.
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Let's get home, guys.
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Guys, let's go.
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I love being young
and free to go places!
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Everybody be quiet.[Michelangelo] You be quiet.
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I'm literally whispering.
I cannot be more quiet.
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I'll make white noises.[Donatello] Mikey, stop.
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- Shh.
- Dude, that makes it louder.
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Boys, where have you been?
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- I've been freaking out!
- We're sorry, Dad. Listen...
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It was this one thing--
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It was this cat, and you know
I'm scared of cats, so...
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Yeah, the cat.[Splinter] Wait a second.
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You said you would go shopping,
then come right back.
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Where were you?[Donatello] Uh...
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The cat was--We're sorry, Splinter.
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The guys wanted to see a movie.
I tried to talk 'em out of it.[all] Leo!
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What? You watch a movie
with the humans? Ugh!
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You ratted us out.[Splinter] Hey.
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Don't use that word that way.
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- I mean, it's 2023.
- Sorry, Dad.
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It wasn't that big a deal!
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We just watched a movie
and came back! We're fine!
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Hmm.
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You forgot, huh?
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You don't remember why human
are disgusting monsters?
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Why they're dangerous?
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Why they're gonna milk us
for our blood?
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We don't even have nipples!
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I'm gonna
- tell the story again.
- I get a year older every time.
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Just for that,
I tell you the long version.
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No, no, no!
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It all started 15 years ago.
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I was young rat in my 20s.
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Look at me! I was so cute.
I was on top of the world.
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No, I was the bottom of
the world. It was terrible!
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Nobody liked me.
I had no friends.
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Raccoons didn't like me.
Dogs don't like me.
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You know who hate me the most?
Humans!
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I had one friend.
He was a cockroach.
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We got along very well.
His name was Kevin.
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And then I ate him.
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One day,
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everything changed.
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You was the first things I met
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that didn't want to kill me
or eat me.
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I couldn't
just leave you there.
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You was covered in this wooze
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that someone dump
in the sewers.
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Whatever this wooze was,
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it transformed us.
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Because I was older,
I became older rat man.
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You guys was babies,
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so you stayed
baby turtle creatures.
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If you think about that,
it couldn't make more sense.
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It was weird,
but we became a family.
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- Whoa!
- Oh!
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You were obsessed
with the human world.
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So I decide to give a shot.
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Wow!
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Wow!
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Oh, I am so sorry.
Excuse me.
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Uh...
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It didn't go well.
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Oh, my God, it's a rat man!
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Rat man?
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Everybody, look! It's a rat man!
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It's not a rat man, it's just
a bad Mickey Mouse costume.
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It's real! I touched it!
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You rat!
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Kill the rat man!
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Boys!
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Mikey!
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- Look, there he is!
- That's not a cat. It's a rat!
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That day I promised
to never let you get hurt,
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ever again.
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I needed to find a way
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to unlock ancient secrets
of ninjutsu.
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How to turn a body
into a weapon of death.
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And I found it.
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♪ I'm a ninja ♪
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We thought we needed
the human world,
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but we only needed each other.
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That's why I'm so strict,
you know?
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You boys are all I got.
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And you're all I'll ever have.
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- You don't know that.
- I do!
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00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:14,060
You know other mutants my age?
It's a really small pool.
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There's no app to meet
other mutant ladies.
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Trust me.
I check every day.
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- Yeah.
- That's true.
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00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,024
Look, I really don't
want to do this.
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No leave the sewer
for one month.
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Seriously?[Splinter] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I made up my mind.
That's it. I'm done.
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This sucks!
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- Hey, Raph, come on.
- Shut up, Leo.
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Mikey.
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Was it worth it,
Mr. Leader?
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Hey, guys?
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If we weren't monsters
that were shunned by society
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and could actually do
what we wanted,
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00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,151
what would you guys do?
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I mean, if I'm being honest,
I'd just be normal. You know?
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Yeah, like go to high school.
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Maybe get a girlfriend,
go to prom.
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- With your rizz, not likely.
- I just gotta get out
of this sewer, man.
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I like you guys and all,
but I simply cannot
live a happy life
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knowing that your faces
are the last things
I'm gonna see before I die.
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Well, uh, guess what, guys?
It's never gonna happen, so,
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let's stop talking about it,
all right?
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All right, focus up.
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The truck containing
the radioactive storage unit
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is one minute out.
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Copy that.
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Let's not
mess this up, guys.
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Superfly doesn't
take kindly to errors.
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Any idea what he's building
with all this weird equipment?
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Who cares? As long as
the check clears, am I right?
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Target's approaching.
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Sixty seconds
till police response.
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Thirty seconds. We got to move.
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Huh?
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Let's not get carried away.
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Hey, hey, hey, everybody,
just keep your cool!
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Cops!
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00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,168
Guys, there's no way
out of this.
248
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,605
- What are we gonna do?
- Superfly's gonna kill us!
249
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,478
In pursuit of suspects.
Moving south on Broadway.
250
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,046
Whoa, whoa. What?
251
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,323
Huh?
252
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:13,369
Oh, man, what is this place?
253
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,333
Dear God, is that...
That's-- He's--
254
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,030
You really are...
255
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,119
Superfly.
256
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:53,366
It happened again.
One of our trucks got hit.
257
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,759
They stole a radioactive
storage unit this time.
258
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,110
Flying ice cream?
259
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,504
Another robbery today
in midtown Manhattan.
260
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,898
New Yorkers were stunned.
261
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:12,341
Put tracking devices
on all shipments.
262
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:16,563
It's time we met
this Superfly.
263
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,219
Yeah, lob it up.
Lob it up.
264
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,264
Stay still. Stay still.
265
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,005
Now, now, now!
266
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,052
- That is sick, dude!
- That is awesome!
267
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,925
Come on, guys,
we just got ungrounded,
all right? Let's go home.
268
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,232
Leo, can I
- ask you a question?
- What, Raph?
269
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:36,060
Is it weird to have your head
so far up Dad's butt?
270
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,584
Does it smell weird
up there?
271
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,847
I bet it smells like
cheese and Doritos.
272
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,892
Ha-ha-ha, guys. Very funny!
273
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,459
Sorry, we can't hear you.
274
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,374
Your voice is too muffled
through the cheese.
275
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,158
Try that
Batman voice again.
276
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,943
Yo, check this out
in slo-mo.
277
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:52,599
That's the coolest thing
- I've ever seen.
- Whoa! Yeah!
278
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,557
- That's cool.
- Hey, let's try that again
279
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,994
but with ninja stars.
280
00:20:57,168 --> 00:21:00,215
Okay,
- eye of the tiger, Raph.
- Focus up, come on.
281
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:03,523
- You're good.
- Guys, uh, do I have to be
the one to hold this?
282
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,351
Yes. Who else
is gonna do it, Mikey?
283
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:08,528
Don't worry about it, Mikey.
You're fine. Chill.
284
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,225
He's gonna die.
285
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,228
Why did we pick a fruit
shaped exactly like my head?
286
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,622
Your head looks like Stewie
had a baby with "Hey, Arnold."
287
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:18,799
Stop talking! You're
ruining my concentration.
288
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,104
All right, Raph.
289
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,889
Three, two...
290
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,111
Did you hear that?
What was that?
291
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:42,083
Hey! You on the roof!
292
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:44,694
You just hit me in the head
with a ninja star.
293
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,914
- What's her deal?
- She's yelling at us a lot.
294
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:49,525
I think she's mad that
we hit her with the ninja star.
295
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:52,702
Maybe we should go down
and talk to her.
You know, check in on her?
296
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:55,096
"Can we go down there?"What's your pickup line?
297
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:58,534
No, don't sidebar. Huh?
This is one of the most--
298
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,275
I think that guy's
helping her.
299
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,756
Uh, I think
he's stealing her scooter.
300
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:06,412
- Hey, lady, behind you!
- We just need to
skip the conversation.
301
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,979
- No, your scooter!
- You owe me money!
302
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,853
Hey! What are you doing?
He's getting away.
303
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,857
We tried to warn her.
Nothing more we can do.
304
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,467
You guys want
to grab pizza?
305
00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:21,035
No. She got her scooter stolen,
and it's our fault.
306
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:25,169
- We have to fix this.
- Yeah, that sucks, but
do we have to fix this?
307
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,955
Technically, she was
just in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
308
00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:30,566
- It's not really our fault.
- I gotta get the scooter back
309
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,742
to this beautiful
and charming human woman!
310
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,570
Alpha formation, go!
311
00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,833
Whoa. I think
all of his hormones
just kicked in at once.
312
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:38,052
Follow him!
313
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:43,710
- Hey!
- Who was that?
314
00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:49,324
All right, guys.
Guard the exits.
315
00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:51,674
We're gonna need
the most foolproof plan.
316
00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:54,547
Every single ninja technique.
I need you to use stealth
to block the doors and--
317
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:56,157
Did you say go loud?
Whoo-hoo!
318
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:57,985
- Raph! Raph!
- Oh, oh.
319
00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,682
Whoo-hoo![Michelangelo] Raph! Raph!
320
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,075
Whoo.
321
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,643
That's a lot of guys.
322
00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,296
They look really mean.
323
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:08,212
What the heck are those things?
324
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,650
I think it's those guys
that work in Times Square.
325
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,304
You know, the mascots?
Yeah, the GEICO geckos.
326
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,132
They look more like
little Shreks to me.
327
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:17,657
This is fine.
We've prepared our
whole lives for this.
328
00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:19,441
We've never been
in a fight before.
329
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:22,139
I don't know if you noticed,
all I've got is a big stick.
330
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:23,750
How did I end up
with a big stick?
331
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,229
Maybe we diffuse this
sitch with laughter.
332
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,796
You're not funny enough
for that.
333
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,624
Enough talk! I dream
about fighting every night.
334
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:31,714
You've got
- a rage problem, Raph.
- It's not a problem!
335
00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:32,889
Whoo!
336
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,238
[Donatello] Rogue sai!
337
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,634
Oh, my God!
338
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,201
Oh, my--
I'm gonna be sick.
339
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,333
- It's still in my leg!
- Mikey, watch out!
340
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:47,077
Okay, we're not off
to a great start, guys.
341
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:53,693
Maybe they'll see the humanity
in our tragic backstory.
342
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,434
Murder the Shreks!
343
00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:57,653
They don't see it.
They don't see it.
344
00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,612
- Think fast, Leo!
- What are you doing?
345
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,701
- Huh?
- Whoo!
346
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:03,964
All right, Raph, you go left,
347
00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:05,052
I go--
348
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,403
What the heck?
I said go left!
349
00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:09,970
I got him!
350
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:12,842
Mikey, watch out!
351
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,413
Too slow! Psych!
352
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:31,644
Dang, that's loud.
353
00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:36,170
Back off! I've got
a big stick!
354
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:41,958
Shrek, you want to die?
355
00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:44,787
What the--
356
00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:47,050
- Sorry, sorry.
- You'll pay for that!
357
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,013
Ow! Quit throwing stuff
at me!
358
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,364
What do we do?
359
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,932
Save the beautiful
human woman's scooter!
360
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:02,370
Uh-oh.
361
00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:04,981
Eat that, no crumbs!
362
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,381
Okay, chill out!
363
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,604
Mikey, watch out!
364
00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:25,698
He's Tokyo drifting
around us.
365
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,099
I'm awesome.
366
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,275
Aw, nice![Leonardo] Yeah, Raph!
367
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,367
Guys, look around!
368
00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:50,723
- We did it!
- We did that!
I totally helped.
369
00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:53,900
Hide, hide, hide.
370
00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:59,949
Hello,
I'm an unarmed noncombatant
here for her scooter.
371
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:01,124
Whoa.
372
00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:03,344
Y'all got your butts whupped.
373
00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:11,395
This is really not
how I thought this night
was gonna go.
374
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,442
Wait.
Where'd you guys go?
375
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:15,704
Hey.
376
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,447
Hey, I see you in there.
377
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:20,753
I think she can see us.
378
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:22,624
- She can't.
- She totally can!
379
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,583
I won't make a big deal
about the ninja star.
380
00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:27,368
You got my scooter back so I
feel like that's square. Um...
381
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,936
Donnie, you go out first.
You're the most inviting
and friendly.
382
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:32,329
I get that you have to huddle,
383
00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:35,071
but the longer you lurk
in the shadows,
384
00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:37,073
like, the more sus it gets
every second.
385
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,989
She said we're sus!
That's not good.[teenager] You know? Yeah.
386
00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:43,689
And now it's, like,
doubly sus to be whispering
about how sus...
387
00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:46,343
- Hey.
- Wassup?
388
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:47,910
Hey.
389
00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:51,087
Oh, you're crime-fighters
with turtle costumes.
390
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:55,178
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think all
the good animals are taken.
391
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:58,268
Sharks. Uh, there's
wolves up for grabs.
392
00:26:58,442 --> 00:27:00,575
Wow, the costumes
are really crazy.
393
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,795
These eyes are wet
like real eyeballs.
394
00:27:02,969 --> 00:27:04,405
How do you get this
on and off?
395
00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,930
- That's your skin!
- She touched--
That's my skin.
396
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:10,367
What are you?
What could you be?
397
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:14,067
Can we explain this
over some pizza?
398
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:19,115
How you guys feel
about pepperoni?
399
00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:21,248
- She's down for pizza?
- I didn't think it
would get this far.
400
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:25,339
So, there's this rat... Long ago,
in New York City...
401
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:28,255
...my brothers and I......we were
a bunch of turtles...
402
00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:35,001
This is-- I don't know
where we came from....our dad again--
403
00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:37,699
Stop. Stop. Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop!
404
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:41,181
Okay, you were
real baby turtles
405
00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:44,575
who made contact
with mystery ooze,
406
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:48,405
and therefore started to age
407
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:53,584
from mutant baby turtles
to mutant-turtle-men-guys?
408
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,456
Uh, turtle boys, actually.
409
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:58,459
I would say teens.
- I would say cool teens.
- Yeah, we're cool.
410
00:27:58,633 --> 00:28:02,245
Teenagers! Amazing. Insane.
All right, well, tell me more.
411
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:05,161
Obviously, I want to know
everything about you.
412
00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:08,469
Like, is there more of you?
413
00:28:08,643 --> 00:28:09,905
Nope, just us.
414
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:11,951
"They are alone
in the world."
415
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,605
And nobody's ever
asked you about this
416
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,390
or talked to you about this?
417
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,305
- I know, right?
- No, not really.
418
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:20,437
Sometimes we pretend to be on
Wendy Williams, but that's it.
419
00:28:20,611 --> 00:28:22,091
Why you writing
all this down?
420
00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:24,790
Oh. I'm a journalist.
Well, I want to be a journalist.
421
00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:26,182
I write for my school paper.
422
00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:27,488
Really?
423
00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:29,403
I assumed you'd want
to be on camera,
424
00:28:29,577 --> 00:28:32,058
'cause you have
a very camera-ready look.
425
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:35,365
Nope. No.
- Never on camera.
- Okay.
426
00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:39,195
I'm down here researching
this story on Superfly
and his string of super crimes.
427
00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:43,243
The police have been talking
about implementing this curfew
if they don't find him soon.
428
00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:45,288
It spooked the parents,
and they canceled prom.
429
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:47,334
I'm trying to help
bring him to justice
430
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,771
so everyone can chill out
or whatever.
431
00:28:49,945 --> 00:28:52,992
But this!
Turtle mutant karate teens.
432
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,342
I mean,
this is a pretty good story.
433
00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:57,605
Look, I don't know
if we should.
434
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:01,609
Why not? This is gold!
This is so good!
435
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,698
We were taught that humans
would try to destroy us
436
00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:05,439
if they ever found out
we ever existed.
437
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:07,876
You know, kill us,
or put us in a lab and milk us.
438
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,792
I wouldn't milk you.
You don't even have nipples.
439
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,925
Look, human woman,
I got a question.
440
00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:15,405
So just be straight with me.
441
00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:18,147
Do you think there are
more people like you?
442
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:20,889
You know, people
who will accept us?
443
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,286
No. No, absolutely not.
444
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,679
Um, genuinely, no.
There's no way.
445
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:31,334
- I knew it!
- It's confirmed.
We're doomed.
446
00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:32,422
Wait, wait, wait.
447
00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:34,816
If I'm being honest...
448
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:38,559
I mean, the reason I'm not
scared of you is, you know,
you guys helped me out.
449
00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:40,082
And if you hadn't,
450
00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:42,911
and I had just, like,
stumbled across you,
451
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,870
yeah, I'd be very scared.
452
00:29:45,044 --> 00:29:48,047
I'd be really, um,
freaked out and disgusted.
453
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,658
Sorry, my mom is texting.
454
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:53,008
Dad is texting us!
He's freaking out a bit.
455
00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:55,445
Well, at least
all parents are the same.
456
00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:57,796
- A hundred percent.
- Yeah, for sure.
457
00:29:57,970 --> 00:30:00,320
Our dad is definitely not
a giant rat.
458
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,323
That makes me feel
like he's a rat.
459
00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:05,542
Well, I'll AirDrop you
my contact,
460
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,327
and if you ever feel like
461
00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,895
you want to come out
into the world or whatever,
462
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,548
just let me know.
463
00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:14,116
I would love to write
a story about it, seriously.
464
00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:15,814
Good night.
465
00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:18,425
She seemed cool.
466
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:19,905
- Here he goes again.
- Every girl, man.
467
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:22,081
- That's your type?
- Give me that contact.
468
00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:24,997
Give me that contact! Please.
Give me the phone!
469
00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:28,565
It was sick!
470
00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:31,351
I mean, you guys saw it.
I was, like, wow!
471
00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:33,396
I want more, guys.
472
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:36,138
I got the taste of life,
and I don't want to
wash it out of my mouth.
473
00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:38,837
I want it to linger
on my tongue,
swish around my throat and--
474
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:41,230
You're really driving
this metaphor into the ground.
475
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:44,016
But he's right.
I mean, it was too good
to give up on.
476
00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,235
You guys heard April
and the words that came out
477
00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:48,847
of her incredibly formed
and beautiful mouth.
478
00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:52,676
The only reason she liked us
was because we saved her.
She saw us as heroes.
479
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:56,071
So, what if everyone
saw us as heroes?[Michelangelo] What do you mean?
480
00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:57,899
I mean, look!
481
00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:02,773
We use our ninja skills
to take out Superfly.
482
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,601
We'll drag him up to City Hall,
483
00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:07,169
dump him on the steps
for the cops and say,
484
00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:09,519
"We're the heroes
who stopped Superfly!
485
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:12,087
Yeah, we look
a little different,
but we're on your side."
486
00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,610
Everyone will be like,
487
00:31:13,784 --> 00:31:15,525
"Hey, those '‘toitles'
are all right.
488
00:31:15,699 --> 00:31:17,310
I'm a cabbie from the Bronx."
489
00:31:17,484 --> 00:31:19,399
Then everyone in the city
will think we're cool.
490
00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:21,401
They'll accept us.
491
00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,620
"Sign my baby!"
492
00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:26,145
And then,
once the overall fanfare
has settled down,
493
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:29,148
we'll enroll in high school,
where we'll be normal--
494
00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:32,586
if not slightly more popular
than average-- students.
495
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,457
Okay,
I'm following this.
496
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,242
It's like Hulk
in Avengers: Endgame.
497
00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:38,548
Sure, he's a giant,
terrifying green monster,
498
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:40,246
but everyone knows
he saved them,
499
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,683
so they're taking selfies
with him in a diner.
500
00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:44,946
You know Mark Ruffalo
mostly improvised that scene?
501
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,036
I know.
- He's good on his feet.
- Nobody cares about that, okay?
502
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:49,690
This is a great plan.
503
00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:51,605
If this works,
I won't have to hang
with you losers
504
00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:52,867
for the rest of my life.
505
00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,521
- Yeah.
- Yeah! That's very true.
506
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,349
Uh, what about Dad, though?
507
00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:59,482
I mean, he doesn't really
need to know about it.
508
00:32:00,222 --> 00:32:01,354
Right?
509
00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:05,271
Look, if we're gonna do this,
we'll have to get April's help.
510
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,969
Sounds like she's been doing
tons of research on Superfly.
511
00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:09,492
She probably has
some good leads.
512
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:13,496
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
513
00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,629
- So you're in?
- Yeah, I'm in.
514
00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:20,373
Let's go!
We did it, Mikey!
515
00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,942
Hello? Turtle-- Fellas.
516
00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:26,118
Uh, hey.
Is that you guys for real?
517
00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:27,554
Hi...
518
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,730
...April. Yes, it's...
...Leo!
519
00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:31,819
You know, we were talking... Yeah?
520
00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,690
...and we have a proposal. Okay.
521
00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:35,518
You help us find Superfly,
522
00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,912
we bring him to justice,
you document it all,
523
00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:41,394
and when we got him,
you release the story,
your prom is uncanceled,
524
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:43,396
and we get accepted
by the world as heroes.
525
00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,267
Wow. Yes. Uh, yeah.
526
00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:47,443
Okay.
Sure. I mean...
527
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:48,836
...if I'm being honest,
528
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,969
I totally stopped
thinking about this.
529
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:53,275
I had a lot of things to do.
530
00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:55,669
By the way,
do you guys have ears?
531
00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:58,759
Just say yes,
- just say yes.
- I think so?
532
00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,935
They think they have ears.
533
00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:02,589
Okay, perfect. Yes.
534
00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:05,244
Um, how about we meet tonight,
8:00 p.m., Eastman High.
535
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:08,725
Everyone will be gone,
and I've got all my research
in the school darkroom.
536
00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:11,685
Cool. Cool.
So, uh, it's a date.
537
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:13,295
Wait, what?
538
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:15,950
No, no, just hang up.
Just hang up.
539
00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:17,821
You know what?
540
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,737
It's like bad service
or something.
I'll see you tonight!
541
00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:23,262
Who's got no rizz now?
542
00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,308
Sorry, Dad.
Have to leave now.
543
00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:29,485
Heading out!
- Love you so much. Love you.
- Goodbye. Kisses!
544
00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:32,053
What are they up to?
545
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,246
Whoo-hoo!
546
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:52,987
Hey![April] Hey.
547
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:56,251
You actually made it.
That seemed very dangerous.
548
00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:58,079
Oh, that?
Ha! Not at all.
549
00:33:58,253 --> 00:33:59,950
I mean, we eat danger
for breakfast.
550
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,344
Actually, I eat pizza
with bits of waffles on it.
551
00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:03,780
It's better than it sounds.
552
00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:06,131
It actually sounds
delicious, honestly.
553
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:08,785
Okay, well,
uh, come on in.
554
00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11,658
Really? We can
just go in there?
555
00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:13,616
Yeah, of course.
556
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:16,619
Welcome to Eastman High.
557
00:34:17,881 --> 00:34:19,448
[Donatello] Wow.
558
00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:25,411
It's very strange.
559
00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:27,935
I feel you guys
actually want to
go to high school.
560
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,503
Yeah, we do.
We very much do.
561
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,157
Why? Don't you
love high school?
562
00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:34,202
Oh, yeah, I mean,
563
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,422
as a very popular
and well-liked person,
564
00:34:36,596 --> 00:34:37,988
I love high school, yeah.
565
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,642
But don't worry about me.
566
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:42,341
Is this living up
to your dreams?
567
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:43,559
No.
568
00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:45,518
It's even better!
Attack on Titan?
569
00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:47,694
Whoever's locker this is
likes anime.
570
00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,174
I don't even
know this person,
571
00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,089
and they get me more
than anyone ever has!
572
00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:55,484
Guys, look!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Improv team tryouts!
573
00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:57,660
I've got to sign up.
This is amazing!
574
00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,619
Mikey, what are you--
- We don't even go here.
- Yet.
575
00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:01,099
The tryouts aren't
for two weeks.
576
00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:02,404
We could be enrolled by then.
577
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,580
They need a last name.
578
00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:06,278
Wait, what's our last name?
579
00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:08,323
I've never thought
about that, actually.
580
00:35:08,497 --> 00:35:10,934
- Do we not have last names?
- Who are we?
581
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,328
It's okay.
I'll just break it up.
582
00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:15,809
Michael Angelo.
583
00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:18,072
Hey, I'm Michael Angelo.
584
00:35:18,246 --> 00:35:19,160
Perfecto.
585
00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:20,901
That makes you Leo Nardo!
586
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:23,469
Nardo!
587
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:24,861
- Hey, Nardo.
- Nardo.
588
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,342
It could be Leon Ardo.
That's a cool name.
589
00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:28,735
Guys, lay off Nardo.
590
00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:30,780
He's sensitive.
591
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:32,695
- She called him Nardo too.
- Nardo!
592
00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:34,088
Nardo!
593
00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:36,264
Hey, well, at least
I'm not "Puke Girl."
594
00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:38,092
That is a bad nickname!
595
00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:40,007
We don't know
if that says "Puke Girl."
596
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,792
It could be "Poke Girl."
Maybe this girl just likes tuna.
597
00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,751
Oh, my God.
Are you Puke Girl?
598
00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:47,406
- She's Puke Girl!
- That does not say "poke."
599
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:50,191
All right! Stop.
Listen.
600
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:52,193
I told you,
ever since I was young,
601
00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:53,934
I wanted to be a journalist,
and so,
602
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,502
I thought I could read
the morning announcements,
603
00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,243
and, you know, well,
604
00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:00,375
it didn't go so well.
605
00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:08,340
I don't know. Maybe the cameras
and the attention got to me,
606
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:11,169
and the anxiety made me feel
like I was gonna explode,
607
00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:13,127
and so, well...
608
00:36:13,301 --> 00:36:14,215
You didn't.
609
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:15,303
I did.
610
00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:23,790
Oh, God.
611
00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:31,363
I went viral.
612
00:36:31,537 --> 00:36:32,494
I was remixed.
613
00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:36,455
Memed.
614
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,674
The sound even
trended on TikTok.
615
00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:43,549
I thought if I use the paper
to find Superfly
616
00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:45,115
and get prom uncanceled,
617
00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,379
I can remain firmly
off camera,
618
00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:50,991
but also maybe be known for
something cool instead of--
619
00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:52,427
What? Being Puke Girl? Hmm?
620
00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:54,603
You don't want that anymore?
No?
621
00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,039
Great. Laugh. Whatever.
622
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,650
But maybe you're not
the only ones
623
00:36:57,824 --> 00:37:00,348
who want to be heroes
so people like them, okay?
624
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:01,610
Can we go?
625
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,273
All right, here's what I got.
626
00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:17,365
Yes, yes,
it's incredibly impressive.
Okay, listen.
627
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,454
Superfly seems to be
building something.
628
00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:22,718
I mean, we're talking
Gru/Megamind-type stuff.
629
00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:26,200
He's knocking off insanely
highly technical shipments.
630
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,158
State of the art.
Incredibly expensive.
631
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,160
And he pays off thugs
to do his dirty work
632
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,511
so he can stay
completely under the radar.
633
00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:34,382
- Nobody's ever seen his face.
- Why?
634
00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:37,037
Because he kills
everyone who does.
635
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,474
- Whoa!
- Cool.
636
00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:40,867
No, not cool.
637
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,609
So how are we
gonna find him?
638
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:45,741
You know the ice cream truck
heist last week, right?
639
00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:47,787
They stole
a radioactive storage unit.
640
00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:51,660
And look.
I found this at the chop shop
where they took my scooter.
641
00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,097
They must be doing business
with Superfly.
642
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,448
That chop shop is run by
these guys and their crew.
643
00:37:56,622 --> 00:38:00,582
Short Sharon, Bald Bronson,
Toupee Tom and Normal Nate.
644
00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:03,193
They are the ones who
can lead us to Superfly.
645
00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:04,586
That's a lot of leads.
646
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,109
And a lot of
terrible nicknames.
647
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,199
- Still better than Nardo.
- We agreed on Leon Ardo.
648
00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:11,898
Let's start chasing them down.
649
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:42,510
Normal Nate deals with that!
650
00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:44,382
I'm just a legitimate
mattress salesman.
651
00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:45,861
You want Short Sharon.
652
00:39:46,035 --> 00:39:47,341
I don't talk to stupid turtles!
653
00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:48,995
You're looking for Toupee Tom!
654
00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:51,040
Hey, I don't talk,
but if I did talk,
655
00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:52,912
I'd tell you
it was Bad Bernie
you were looking for.
656
00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:55,305
- But you didn't hear it from me.
- Where's Bad Bernie?
657
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,438
Okay, I'll talk.
658
00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:58,874
Yeah, all right.
659
00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:01,573
My guys stole
this radioactive storage unit,
660
00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:03,749
but Superfly, he kills them.
661
00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:07,056
Then he calls me and says
I gotta get him another thing--
662
00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:08,580
an "assimilator."
663
00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:11,104
And if I don't do it,
he's gonna kill me too.
664
00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,411
So last night we got one.
665
00:40:15,717 --> 00:40:17,458
The deal with Superfly
is tonight,
666
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:18,633
under the bridge.
667
00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:20,635
We give him his unit,
668
00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:22,768
and he leaves us alone.
669
00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:25,379
Good. You did good.
670
00:40:26,815 --> 00:40:28,208
Dude! He talked!
671
00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:30,906
That was so exhilarating!
672
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,083
The adrenaline pumping
in my veins is crazy!
673
00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:37,260
Superfly is making a deal
with Bad Bernie's guys tonight,
674
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,088
in an hour,
under the Brooklyn Bridge.
675
00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,830
We show up in Bernie's van
with the goods, and boom!
676
00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:43,615
Superfly is caught in our web.
677
00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:45,965
Did you get that, April?
Did you film that?
678
00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:48,402
Sorry, am I supposed to film
all the stuff you do?
679
00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:49,969
- 'Cause a lot of it's dumb.
- Yes.
680
00:40:50,143 --> 00:40:51,318
I'll do the talking.
681
00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:52,711
Hey, I'm a gangster.
682
00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:54,103
I got my puffer and my Tims.
683
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:55,975
I need my bacon,
egg and cheese too.
684
00:40:56,149 --> 00:40:57,280
You got the goods,
Superfly?
685
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,195
Bacon, egg and cheese.
686
00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:02,721
Let me get that
bacon, egg and cheese.
687
00:41:02,895 --> 00:41:05,375
And let me get
that Arizona Iced Tea.
688
00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:08,378
With a bev? With a bev?
Yerd!
689
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:11,425
We outside. We outside.
690
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:14,602
- Outside. You heard.
- Yerd! Yerd! Yerd!
691
00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:18,127
Bronx. Bronx. Yerd!
692
00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:21,217
Yeah, I don't think this
is gonna help people like you.
693
00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:22,654
Just being honest.
694
00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:28,181
Let me get a bacon,
- egg and cheese.
- Bronx. Bronx.
695
00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:32,707
Uh-oh, text from Dad.
696
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:36,929
What do you think is wrong?
697
00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:39,018
I bet that cat is back.
He freaks out every time.
698
00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:40,976
He probably just can't
get the Roku working.
699
00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:42,848
Hopefully it's quick
and we can just meet up
with Superfly.
700
00:41:43,022 --> 00:41:44,719
All right, April,
we live just up there,
701
00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:47,722
but our dad,
he doesn't really
like humans.
702
00:41:47,896 --> 00:41:49,028
Rude.
703
00:41:49,202 --> 00:41:51,291
I mean, to be fair,
I don't love rats.
704
00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:52,945
- And that's totally fair.
- Understandable.
705
00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:55,991
But just wait here, okay?
We'll be back in a few.
706
00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:59,952
And there's a cockroach
surfing on a turd.
707
00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:01,431
Awesome. Good.
708
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,259
Love that
I'm looking at that.
709
00:42:08,134 --> 00:42:09,309
Surprise!
710
00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:14,444
Dad, you really can't keep
scaring us like that.
711
00:42:14,619 --> 00:42:15,968
Welcome home!
712
00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:18,318
- Why are there balloons?
- Dad, what are you doing?
713
00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:21,800
Look, I am not stupid.
I know something's up.
714
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:24,411
- You do?
- I do. You're done
with the sewers.
715
00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:26,413
You want to be
in the human world.
716
00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:29,329
I went through your stuff
and I found your human clothes.
717
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,157
What the heck is that?
718
00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:34,073
- Those aren't ours.
- How did that even
get in our stuff?
719
00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:35,770
Boys, it's okay.
720
00:42:35,944 --> 00:42:38,686
I think I maybe found a way
to make you happy.
721
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:41,471
I brought the human world
to you. Look!
722
00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:44,910
Human friends.
"Hello, I'm a human."
723
00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:46,215
Say hi to Chris.
724
00:42:46,389 --> 00:42:48,522
"I'm Chris Pine.
Look at my eyebrows.
725
00:42:48,696 --> 00:42:50,916
I'm the best Chris."
Amazing, right?
726
00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,091
That is what we love.
727
00:42:52,265 --> 00:42:54,484
And watch. I'm a waiter.
728
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,574
The full
human restaurant experience.
729
00:42:56,748 --> 00:42:58,706
Sit down.
Let me take your order.
730
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,317
It could be anything.
But it has to be pizza.
731
00:43:02,405 --> 00:43:04,059
Uh, pizza, right.
732
00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:05,974
Uh, look, Dad,
we appreciate it,
733
00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:07,628
but we still got
more errands to run.
734
00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:10,196
What's going on?
What are you doing up there?
735
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:12,633
Don't lie. Tell me.
Are you in trouble?
736
00:43:12,807 --> 00:43:14,287
Is something wrong?
737
00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:15,941
Is someone trying to milk you?
738
00:43:16,115 --> 00:43:17,595
- No, ew.
- It's never milking!
739
00:43:17,769 --> 00:43:19,814
Why do you always jump
straight to milking?
740
00:43:19,988 --> 00:43:22,469
Do you need help?
Anything you need, I'm here.
741
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:24,950
- No!
- No. No, no, no.
Dad, look.
742
00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:26,821
We're just running errands--
743
00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:29,215
shopping, getting the stuff
we need to live down here.
744
00:43:29,389 --> 00:43:31,739
Really? That's it?
745
00:43:31,913 --> 00:43:35,047
Yeah,
- that is literally it.
- Mm-hmm. Nothing else.
746
00:43:35,221 --> 00:43:37,876
All right, well, hey.
Thanks for the surprise party.
747
00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:40,008
Yup. Appreciate it, Dad.
We will be leaving.
748
00:43:40,182 --> 00:43:41,314
Goodbye.
749
00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:55,502
Wow, you're actually
a good driver, Donnie.
750
00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:57,591
Huh. Countless hours
on Forza Horizon
751
00:43:57,765 --> 00:43:59,288
finally paid off.[April] Hey, guys.
752
00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:01,943
Oh, hello?
April, you-- Uh, you there? Yeah, I got you.
753
00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:05,643
Now, just know,
this footage is going to be
the definitive imagery
754
00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:07,601
of your entire existences,
755
00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:10,735
so, um, like,
don't make it lame or anything.
756
00:44:10,909 --> 00:44:12,301
We're not the ones
who puke on camera.
757
00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:14,173
We'd have to try
really hard to do that.
758
00:44:14,347 --> 00:44:16,392
Hey, shut up, shut up.
Look, here he comes.
759
00:44:25,924 --> 00:44:28,317
- Look at those cars!
- Bro,
he's got cool Tims.
760
00:44:28,491 --> 00:44:30,842
He's got some swagger.
This guy is super fly.
761
00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:33,366
I mean,
look at those rims, bro!
762
00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:38,153
All right,
there's two cars
and a motorcycle.
763
00:44:38,327 --> 00:44:39,633
That's like ten dudes, tops.
764
00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:41,766
Oh, man.
They're gonna be so scared
765
00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:45,117
when they see
they're about to roll up on
a bunch of mutants!
766
00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:06,094
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.
767
00:45:06,268 --> 00:45:07,617
What do we do, Leo?
768
00:45:07,792 --> 00:45:09,750
You're the leader.
You should know.
769
00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:13,145
- Alpha formation?
- You don't even know
what Alpha formation is!
770
00:45:24,983 --> 00:45:27,115
What is that?
771
00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:38,039
Yo, come on, y'all.
Let's get the goods.
772
00:45:39,475 --> 00:45:40,738
Yo!
773
00:45:40,912 --> 00:45:42,174
What?
774
00:45:42,348 --> 00:45:44,219
What the-- Y'all some
little tortoises, huh?
775
00:45:44,393 --> 00:45:46,395
Damn! Look at you.
776
00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:48,354
Y'all adorable, man.
777
00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:50,922
Bad Bernie got some turtles
on the payroll.
778
00:45:51,096 --> 00:45:52,488
No. We don't work
for Bernie.
779
00:45:52,662 --> 00:45:53,925
We're here to find you.
780
00:45:54,099 --> 00:45:55,796
I can't believe
there are other mutants!
781
00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:57,189
Like us!
782
00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,800
This is wild!
I mean, this is crazy-like.
783
00:45:59,974 --> 00:46:00,888
Let me guess.
784
00:46:01,062 --> 00:46:02,672
Fifteen years ago, right,
785
00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:04,587
some sludge
was dumped in a sewer,
786
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:05,980
and y'all came from that.
787
00:46:06,154 --> 00:46:07,590
We prefer the term "ooze,"
but yeah.
788
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,636
It's like more--
It's just nicer sounding.
789
00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:11,420
It rolls off
the tongue better.
790
00:46:11,594 --> 00:46:12,900
Ooze, ooze...
791
00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:15,468
It's nice, right?
It's ooze.
792
00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:17,078
Damn! Ooze.
793
00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:19,428
I like that.
I like "ooze."
794
00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:23,258
So, look, that same ooze
made me, okay?
795
00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:25,086
My dad, Baxter Stockman,
796
00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:28,176
he's the one
who dumped the ooze
down the drain, baby.
797
00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:30,352
So technically, we cousins.
798
00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:32,964
We're related.
We're cousins![Superfly] What up, cuz?
799
00:46:33,138 --> 00:46:35,357
Cuzzo, what's up?
That's awesome![Superfly] Cuzzo!
800
00:46:35,531 --> 00:46:37,011
I've always wanted a cousin.
801
00:46:37,185 --> 00:46:38,796
Well, look at you now.
You got a bunch.
802
00:46:38,970 --> 00:46:41,711
I'm so sorry.
I didn't introduce my peeps.
803
00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:44,149
This is Bebop
and that's Rocksteady.
804
00:46:44,323 --> 00:46:46,499
- What you looking at, punks?
- Yeah,
what you looking at?
805
00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:47,630
Right here we got Wingnut.
806
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,023
Hi. Wing-wave.
807
00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:50,590
We got Ray Fillet.
808
00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:57,684
♪ Ray Fillet ♪
809
00:46:57,858 --> 00:47:00,730
Stop singing, fool.
Just say your name normal.
810
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:02,080
Uh, Ray Fillet.
811
00:47:02,254 --> 00:47:03,255
This is Leatherhead.
812
00:47:03,429 --> 00:47:04,909
Ah! G'day, fellas.
813
00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:06,606
Genghis Frog.
814
00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,000
Goochie,
- goochie, goochie.
- Look at the little jacket.
815
00:47:09,174 --> 00:47:10,218
Peekaboo.
Peekaboo. Peekaboo.
816
00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:11,916
Don't patronize me.
817
00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:14,832
We working on that name.
Your name is wack, man!
818
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:17,269
And that's Scumbug.
She only speaks Vermin.
819
00:47:20,185 --> 00:47:21,577
And that's Mondo Gecko.
820
00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:24,102
Hey, what's up, bros?
821
00:47:24,276 --> 00:47:26,365
- I'm a hugger. Get in here.
- A little too tight.
822
00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:27,932
- Get in.
- That one seems cool.
823
00:47:28,106 --> 00:47:29,498
I like his vibe.
824
00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:31,892
- I like your vibe.
- I like your vibe.
825
00:47:32,066 --> 00:47:34,025
- I like your vibe.
- I like your vibe.
826
00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:36,549
Digging your vibe.[both] I like your vibe!
827
00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:38,029
Mondo,
quit hugging everybody!
828
00:47:38,203 --> 00:47:40,640
Remember why we're here.
The story.
829
00:47:40,814 --> 00:47:42,642
We know you're building
some sort of super weapon.
830
00:47:42,816 --> 00:47:46,124
Weapon? I'm building
the opposite of a weapon.
831
00:47:46,298 --> 00:47:47,647
Weapons kill.
832
00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:51,042
What I'm making will create.
833
00:47:51,216 --> 00:47:54,915
- Okay. I'm leaning in.
- What are you building?
834
00:47:55,089 --> 00:47:58,223
If we gonna chat,
let's go somewhere fun.
835
00:48:06,405 --> 00:48:08,929
Cowabunga, "bro-sin"!
I just made that up.
836
00:48:09,103 --> 00:48:10,539
♪ Okay, Fillet! ♪
837
00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:12,106
Eh!
Watch that stinger.
838
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,673
Okay, Fillet.
839
00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:17,198
I never met anyone else
as angry as me.
840
00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:20,593
What's not to
- be angry about?
- I hate everything!
841
00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:22,290
Man, you guys get it!
842
00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:24,379
- That was awesome!
- That was good.
843
00:48:25,685 --> 00:48:26,860
Dang, you guys are good.
844
00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:28,557
Yeah, right?
It's pretty much all we do.
845
00:48:28,731 --> 00:48:32,039
- Out of quarters.
- Don't worry.
I got you, mates.
846
00:48:32,213 --> 00:48:33,432
This is amazing.
847
00:48:33,606 --> 00:48:35,303
Get in there. Get the scrum.
848
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:38,654
Check it, check it.
849
00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:42,006
Yo, check this.
850
00:48:43,529 --> 00:48:44,747
That was a juicy one!
851
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,011
Hey, guys.
What's going on in there?
852
00:48:47,185 --> 00:48:49,665
Still not sure,
if I'm being honest.
853
00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:51,276
Okay, well,
ask him more questions!
854
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:53,104
Figure out what the hell's
going on with this dude.
855
00:48:54,801 --> 00:48:57,369
So, um, maybe you
could finish explaining
856
00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:59,153
like exactly
where you came from
857
00:48:59,327 --> 00:49:00,763
and what you want and stuff?
858
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,027
What do I want? Oh, easy.
859
00:49:03,201 --> 00:49:04,637
Acceptance.
860
00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:07,118
No way, man!
- We want that too.
- Yeah, like us.
861
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:09,076
Let me go back to the start.
862
00:49:10,295 --> 00:49:13,124
My earliest memory in the world
863
00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:17,867
is my dad telling me
that he never was accepted.
864
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:22,046
He just wanted a family, man.
That's why he created us.
865
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:25,136
But then, that's when
the people he worked for
866
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:26,224
sent the ops through.
867
00:49:26,398 --> 00:49:27,834
They took it from him.
868
00:49:30,445 --> 00:49:33,492
I rescued my little
baby brother and sister.
869
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:36,016
And since I was the oldest,
I had to raise them.
870
00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:39,367
He did a great job.
We're very well-adjusted.
871
00:49:40,716 --> 00:49:43,371
Anyway,
we thought, these humans,
872
00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:44,982
yeah, they murdered our dad,
873
00:49:45,156 --> 00:49:48,507
but maybe they just
ain't all bad, you know?
874
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:51,814
We went out. We hit the town.
875
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:53,860
And it didn't go well.
876
00:49:58,038 --> 00:49:59,561
Especially this one dude.
877
00:49:59,735 --> 00:50:02,347
He wouldn't stop chasing us.
He wanted to kill us!
878
00:50:02,521 --> 00:50:04,349
Oh, my God.
That's what happened to us.
879
00:50:04,523 --> 00:50:07,091
That's why our dad
made us live in the sewer
our whole lives.
880
00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:09,876
Not me. That sounds
like a punk choice.
881
00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:12,879
You know what I did?
I beat that fool down!
882
00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,708
I touched that chin,
mollywhopped him.
883
00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:18,145
Whop, whop to
a inch of his life. Bop!
884
00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:20,060
And then I knew what to do.
885
00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:23,455
I decided
to kill all the humans
886
00:50:23,629 --> 00:50:25,587
and let the mutants
rule the Earth.
887
00:50:25,761 --> 00:50:27,415
That-- That's a take.
888
00:50:27,589 --> 00:50:31,767
I inherited my dad's mind
for science and I thought,
889
00:50:31,941 --> 00:50:35,858
"What if I built a machine
to enact my plan?"
890
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,774
I've been stealing
all the parts that I need,
891
00:50:38,948 --> 00:50:41,168
and now I'm ready.
892
00:50:41,342 --> 00:50:44,128
I'm gonna use
a little of my blood
893
00:50:44,302 --> 00:50:47,870
to create
a weaponized version
of the ooze.
894
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:51,004
Then we gonna launch it
into the atmosphere
895
00:50:51,178 --> 00:50:54,616
and watch it vaporize.
896
00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:55,748
Here's the kicker:
897
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,358
Every animal on Earth
898
00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,578
will be transformed
into a mutant.
899
00:50:59,752 --> 00:51:03,582
Every fly, flea, tick,
snake, fish and whale.
900
00:51:03,756 --> 00:51:05,062
Everything!
901
00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:08,021
And we become
the dominant species on Earth.
902
00:51:08,195 --> 00:51:12,025
That's bad.
That's very bad... for me.
903
00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:15,898
What happens to humans
in this plan of yours?
904
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:17,639
Nothing good.
905
00:51:17,813 --> 00:51:19,946
We wish
there was another way
to feel safe and happy,
906
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,514
but peoples,
they got to go!
907
00:51:22,688 --> 00:51:25,386
A bunch of them
gonna be eaten, enslaved,
908
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,084
turned into fuel of some sort.
909
00:51:27,258 --> 00:51:29,129
Maybe they'll become
a form of entertainment...
910
00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,478
...you know what I mean?
911
00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,219
You know how they used
to have dog shows
912
00:51:32,393 --> 00:51:33,829
and they had horse races?
913
00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:38,095
Maybe we'll have redhead shows,
fat booty boy races.
914
00:51:38,269 --> 00:51:39,922
Baby tossing.
Something like that.
915
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,185
I'll think of something stupid.
916
00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:43,404
Wow, that's--
that's even worse.
917
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:44,666
They should be pets.
918
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,929
Honestly,
I'm open to all ideas.
919
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,453
You know what I mean?
920
00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:50,890
Any crazy thing y'all think of,
I want to do it.
921
00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:52,326
You know what I mean?
922
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:54,285
Just pitch it
as soon as possible,
923
00:51:54,459 --> 00:51:57,331
'cause now that I got this,
I can complete my device,
924
00:51:57,505 --> 00:52:01,988
and acceptance will be ours.
925
00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:04,121
- Yeah!
- Yes! Great!
926
00:52:04,295 --> 00:52:07,080
So wassup?
You wanna roll with us?
927
00:52:07,254 --> 00:52:10,823
'Cause we can activate
the machine tonight.
928
00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:12,781
- Yeah!
- Yay, Fillet!
929
00:52:12,955 --> 00:52:15,219
Yeah, little dudes!
Hey, just checking in.
930
00:52:15,393 --> 00:52:19,005
You stopping them now,
or you gonna make me film you
supplying an evil villain
931
00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:21,834
with the last piece
of his horrible puzzle?
932
00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:24,750
You're gonna stop him?
You're gonna stop him.
933
00:52:24,924 --> 00:52:27,448
Somebody cough so I know
you're gonna stop him.[stammers] Working on it.
934
00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:30,625
Yo, Superfly, so what if
we're actually, like,
935
00:52:30,799 --> 00:52:32,627
I don't know,
I'm just getting silly here,
936
00:52:32,801 --> 00:52:34,151
what if we're not
into the plan?
937
00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:36,675
What if we don't like it?
What would happen?
938
00:52:36,849 --> 00:52:39,330
Just hypothetically
speaking, obviously.
939
00:52:39,504 --> 00:52:40,635
Well, that would mean
940
00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:43,551
that I was wrong about you
941
00:52:44,857 --> 00:52:47,773
and y'all not as cool
as I thought you were.
942
00:52:47,947 --> 00:52:49,514
And that right there
943
00:52:49,688 --> 00:52:50,993
piss me off!
944
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:52,169
Whoa! Uh...
945
00:52:52,343 --> 00:52:53,735
No, but we don't--
we don't--
946
00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:55,433
I'm about to go
to a hundred on y'all.
947
00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:58,436
No, Superfly,
don't misunderstand me.
948
00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:00,133
Remember? Cousin? Cuz?
949
00:53:00,307 --> 00:53:02,266
No, don't "cuz" me
- right now, man.
- We were kidding.
950
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,790
Drop that.
This ain't got nothing
to do with that.
951
00:53:04,964 --> 00:53:07,880
We're just joking around,
because we are, in fact,
very into your plan.
952
00:53:08,054 --> 00:53:10,752
It's, like, great!
I love the killing-people part.
953
00:53:10,926 --> 00:53:12,189
Yeah, I'll cut around that.
954
00:53:12,363 --> 00:53:13,668
Guys, I got an idea.
955
00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:15,757
So, uh, S-Fly, my man,
956
00:53:15,931 --> 00:53:18,151
we'll drive the van
with the storage unit,
957
00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:19,631
and, uh, you lead the way.
958
00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:21,023
Nice. Smooth.
959
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:23,461
Cool. But I drive fast,
960
00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:25,245
and I don't want y'all
to get lost,
961
00:53:25,419 --> 00:53:27,334
so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock!
962
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,902
Ride with the tortoises.
963
00:53:30,076 --> 00:53:31,338
I drive!
964
00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:34,167
You're--
You're good to drive?
965
00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:35,255
No.
966
00:53:47,876 --> 00:53:50,096
Spice Girls! Put 'em on![Mondo] You don't like Phish?
967
00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:52,229
What's Phish? Spice Girls!
968
00:53:52,403 --> 00:53:55,493
Why are you looking at me?
You think of something.
969
00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:58,670
Hey, dudes,
fun cruising with you,
970
00:53:58,844 --> 00:54:00,715
but where are we going
exactly?
971
00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:03,892
Oh. See that building
over there? That's not it.
972
00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:07,287
No, we're going to this
super cool shipping graveyard
over on Staten Island.
973
00:54:07,461 --> 00:54:08,767
It's the best borough, bro.
974
00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:11,291
I love Staten Island!
975
00:54:11,465 --> 00:54:13,772
Okay, it's go time.
Attack these fools.
976
00:54:13,946 --> 00:54:16,035
Not sure that's
as easy as it sounds.
977
00:54:16,209 --> 00:54:17,993
This dude is literally
a rhinoceros, man.
978
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:20,169
How about something
we can all sing along to?
979
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:22,694
If we jam the brakes,
they'll fly out of the car.
980
00:54:22,868 --> 00:54:24,957
- There's no windshield.
- It's impossible.
981
00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:27,916
We'd need a long and narrow
device small enough
to get under the seat
982
00:54:28,090 --> 00:54:29,353
but strong enough
to press the pedal.
983
00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:30,789
You mean a stick?
984
00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:32,878
I got it. 4 Non B's.
985
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,149
How good is this?
986
00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:44,455
Time of my life.
987
00:54:44,629 --> 00:54:46,065
God, they're good.
988
00:54:56,771 --> 00:55:00,035
What's going on?
989
00:55:00,209 --> 00:55:02,908
Sorry.
990
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,609
What the--
991
00:55:10,263 --> 00:55:12,221
Y'all better hurry.
992
00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:14,180
You hurt Rock, I hurt you.
993
00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:35,070
Don't worry, guys.
I got this.
994
00:55:36,507 --> 00:55:39,901
I don't got this.
I don't got this!
995
00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:41,729
You're dead, tortoises!
996
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,867
Oh, yeah!
997
00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:53,350
You can't stop me!
It's a monster truck, dummies!
998
00:55:53,524 --> 00:55:54,481
Get them, Mondo!
999
00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:55,830
Donnie!
1000
00:55:56,004 --> 00:55:57,615
Watch where you're driving!
1001
00:55:57,789 --> 00:56:00,835
Yo, dudes, you launched me
out of the front of that van.
1002
00:56:01,009 --> 00:56:02,054
That is not cool!
1003
00:56:02,228 --> 00:56:03,751
I'm so sorry. We had to.
1004
00:56:03,925 --> 00:56:06,188
You know what?
I don't accept that apology!
1005
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,755
Yeah, I'm not sorry at all,
1006
00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,627
I'm not gonna lie.
1007
00:56:09,801 --> 00:56:10,715
Boom!
1008
00:56:17,635 --> 00:56:19,767
I'm back, you green punks.
1009
00:56:19,941 --> 00:56:21,465
Stop it,
you bloody hooligans
1010
00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:23,162
or I'll bite
your bloody heads off!
1011
00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:34,739
Superfly's almost here,
1012
00:56:34,913 --> 00:56:37,219
and he's not going to be
as nice about this.
1013
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:38,482
You're not being nice!
1014
00:56:38,656 --> 00:56:40,092
He'll be less nice.
1015
00:56:43,965 --> 00:56:45,053
Oh!
1016
00:56:47,839 --> 00:56:50,102
It's now or never, dudes.
Give us the device.
1017
00:56:53,061 --> 00:56:55,847
♪ 6 'N the mornin'
Police at my door ♪
1018
00:56:56,021 --> 00:56:57,892
Come on!
1019
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:04,551
- My chucks!
- Guys?
1020
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,643
No! He used my stick
against me!
1021
00:57:09,817 --> 00:57:11,340
Now he's mollywhopping me!
1022
00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:16,998
Man, I almost thought
y'all was cool.
1023
00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:18,826
See you in hell, turtles!
1024
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,001
Quick, grab it!
1025
00:57:24,092 --> 00:57:25,442
I'm getting ripped in two!
1026
00:57:26,573 --> 00:57:28,706
Goochie goochie goo.
1027
00:57:40,021 --> 00:57:40,892
Oh, no!
1028
00:57:59,824 --> 00:58:00,825
Go, go, go!
1029
00:58:00,999 --> 00:58:03,001
Surround them!
Make a perimeter.
1030
00:58:08,441 --> 00:58:10,748
April! Help!
1031
00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:15,709
Say good night, freak.
1032
00:58:23,064 --> 00:58:25,371
What? What's happening?
1033
00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:29,506
Hey, let us out! Come on!
1034
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,899
Why, hello, turtles.
1035
00:58:32,073 --> 00:58:34,249
I've been looking for you
1036
00:58:34,423 --> 00:58:37,688
for a long, long time.
1037
00:58:37,862 --> 00:58:39,777
Look, lady, I don't know
what you want from us
1038
00:58:39,951 --> 00:58:42,736
or why you talk so scary,
but we shouldn't be in here.
1039
00:58:42,910 --> 00:58:44,564
There's a fly monster!
1040
00:58:45,826 --> 00:58:47,567
I will do the talking.
1041
00:58:48,568 --> 00:58:51,528
I am Cynthia Utrom,
1042
00:58:51,702 --> 00:58:54,400
and you are my property.
1043
00:58:54,574 --> 00:58:55,967
What?
1044
00:58:56,141 --> 00:58:57,229
Hey!
1045
00:58:57,403 --> 00:58:58,491
Stop!
1046
00:58:58,665 --> 00:59:00,406
Enough.
1047
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:04,715
I will use you
to create a stable mutagen.
1048
00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:07,282
And with that, I will create
1049
00:59:07,456 --> 00:59:10,590
an army of super soldiers.
1050
00:59:10,764 --> 00:59:13,724
Dolphin men to plant bombs
on submarines.
1051
00:59:13,898 --> 00:59:17,292
Eagle men to fight enemy jets.
1052
00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:21,862
Snake men to slither
behind enemy lines.
1053
00:59:22,036 --> 00:59:24,082
The glory of it all
1054
00:59:24,256 --> 00:59:27,346
nearly brings me to tears.
1055
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,870
What does this
- have to do with us?
- What do you want from us?
1056
00:59:30,044 --> 00:59:33,787
What I want is your blood.
1057
00:59:33,961 --> 00:59:36,747
And there's only one way
to get it.
1058
00:59:36,921 --> 00:59:37,965
Oh, no!
1059
00:59:38,139 --> 00:59:40,011
- I can't believe it.
- She's gonna...
1060
00:59:40,185 --> 00:59:42,361
Hook them up
to the milking machine!
1061
00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:45,494
She's gonna milk us!
1062
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:07,038
Ray Fillet,
man, shut your mouth!
1063
01:00:07,212 --> 01:00:10,432
If I want to be sad,
I'll go listen to
some damn John Legend.
1064
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:11,956
- Sorry, sir.
- Sorry, bro.
1065
01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:14,611
Remember,
this is a happy day,
1066
01:00:14,785 --> 01:00:20,094
because we're gonna
kill every human on
this big, ol' ugly Earth!
1067
01:00:20,268 --> 01:00:21,922
So smile, Mondo!
1068
01:00:41,986 --> 01:00:44,379
Boys! You come home?
You forgive me?
1069
01:00:44,553 --> 01:00:45,642
My surprise party worked?
1070
01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:49,471
Get back! I'll bite you!
1071
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:54,259
Hey, Mr. Rat Man. I'm April.
1072
01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:55,869
I come in peace.
1073
01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:57,784
I'm friends with your sons.
1074
01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:00,352
And right now,
they're in trouble.
1075
01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:12,407
No, no, no!
1076
01:01:12,581 --> 01:01:13,974
Stop it!
1077
01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,284
- That looks bad.
- Does it hurt?
1078
01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:21,547
Of course it hurts!
She's milking me!
1079
01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:24,506
Try to think of something
pleasant to take your mind
off the pain.
1080
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,595
Yeah,
think of pizza, Mikey!
1081
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:29,555
No, pizza's made of cheese,
and cheese is made of milk,
1082
01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:30,948
and I'm being milked!
1083
01:01:31,122 --> 01:01:33,080
It's infiltrated
my every thought!
1084
01:01:34,865 --> 01:01:37,258
I'm so sorry, Mikey.
1085
01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:39,043
Continue milking them
1086
01:01:39,217 --> 01:01:41,088
until we have
the required amount.
1087
01:01:51,142 --> 01:01:54,188
This is it, guys.
We're gonna die getting milked
to death in a lab.
1088
01:01:54,362 --> 01:01:56,887
I can't believe April
just left us.
1089
01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,627
Maybe she was just using us.
1090
01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:01,587
Well, she ended up
getting a great story:
1091
01:02:01,761 --> 01:02:04,329
"Turtle Boys Give Supervillain
Last Part of His Evil Machine."
1092
01:02:04,503 --> 01:02:06,200
That's actually
a pretty good title.
1093
01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:07,941
- Yeah, very clickbait-y.
- I'd definitely
give that a read.
1094
01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:10,509
Oh, I have so many regrets.
1095
01:02:10,683 --> 01:02:13,077
I wish I could've tried
frozen yogurt.
1096
01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:15,644
- You could have!
- I know.
And I blew it!
1097
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,646
I wish I could see BTS IRL.
1098
01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:19,344
We could... I guess we could sing.
1099
01:02:19,518 --> 01:02:21,607
We could do some
- of the songs for you.
- Yeah, I'm down.
1100
01:02:21,781 --> 01:02:23,348
Really?
That would be great.
1101
01:02:25,263 --> 01:02:26,177
Come on, guys.
1102
01:02:31,399 --> 01:02:33,053
You guys don't even
know the words.
1103
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:36,100
- What is happening?
- Got a breach.
1104
01:02:36,274 --> 01:02:37,971
Why did the milking stop?
1105
01:02:38,145 --> 01:02:41,366
Moving Miss Utrom
- to a secure location.
- Someone's here.
1106
01:02:47,328 --> 01:02:48,765
- Huh?
- Huh?
1107
01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:53,682
Boys![turtles] Dad!
1108
01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:55,815
Stay back, everyone! Stay back!
1109
01:02:55,989 --> 01:02:58,600
I just here for my boys,
who lied to me.
1110
01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,515
They are in
so much trouble right now.
1111
01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:02,387
Is that so, Ratatouille?
1112
01:03:02,561 --> 01:03:04,955
Grab another machine
and hook him up like the others.
1113
01:03:05,129 --> 01:03:07,218
Don't call me Ratatouille.
1114
01:03:24,539 --> 01:03:25,671
Go, go, go!
1115
01:03:27,978 --> 01:03:29,240
Kick his butt, Dad!
1116
01:03:29,414 --> 01:03:30,894
Where you gonna
run to, rat?
1117
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:44,472
[guard] Take him down!
1118
01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:50,783
Tase him!
1119
01:04:04,405 --> 01:04:05,885
He's too fast!
1120
01:04:19,551 --> 01:04:20,769
- Bravo!
- Dad!
1121
01:04:40,354 --> 01:04:41,660
I'm a ninja!
1122
01:04:45,272 --> 01:04:46,360
Dad!
1123
01:04:46,534 --> 01:04:48,362
Boys, are you okay?[turtles] Yes!
1124
01:04:48,536 --> 01:04:50,625
- We're more than okay.
- Yeah, we're good.
1125
01:04:50,799 --> 01:04:52,149
How did you find us?
1126
01:04:53,802 --> 01:04:55,761
I'd be a pretty big
piece of crap
1127
01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:58,503
if I didn't at least try to get
your dad to come help you.
1128
01:04:58,677 --> 01:05:00,505
- April!
- Oh, my God, you came back?
1129
01:05:00,679 --> 01:05:02,594
I did not see that coming.
1130
01:05:02,768 --> 01:05:05,510
This human told me
you lied to me.
1131
01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:07,904
What happened?
What have you been doing?
1132
01:05:08,078 --> 01:05:09,949
Aw, nothing.
1133
01:05:10,123 --> 01:05:11,951
Wait a minute.
What is this machine?
1134
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,127
- Nothing. It's nothing.
- This machine?
1135
01:05:14,301 --> 01:05:16,347
Does that say
"milking machine"?
1136
01:05:16,521 --> 01:05:17,696
No, no, no.
1137
01:05:17,870 --> 01:05:19,611
It's the opposite of that.
1138
01:05:19,785 --> 01:05:21,091
It's a milking machine.
1139
01:05:21,265 --> 01:05:22,614
See? I told you! They milk you!
1140
01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:24,268
Now I actually might puke.
1141
01:05:24,442 --> 01:05:27,140
Boys, you left the sewer
and got milked.
1142
01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:30,187
You helped some evil fly man
create a machine
1143
01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:32,102
that is gonna destroy
the world
1144
01:05:32,276 --> 01:05:34,887
and kill
the only good human, April!
1145
01:05:35,061 --> 01:05:37,368
So, we're going
to clean up your mess,
1146
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:40,675
then go home
and stay there forever, okay?
1147
01:05:40,849 --> 01:05:42,460
What about April's story?
1148
01:05:42,634 --> 01:05:43,940
Forget the story!
1149
01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:46,333
April, go home.
It's over, okay?
1150
01:05:49,075 --> 01:05:52,339
There's only one way
for you to be safe and happy,
1151
01:05:52,513 --> 01:05:54,037
and that's listen to me.
1152
01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:55,386
Let's go.
1153
01:06:00,173 --> 01:06:02,306
Sorry we couldn't help you
get prom uncanceled.
1154
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,221
Nah, it's all right.
1155
01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:06,484
Seeing you guys
make so many mistakes
1156
01:06:06,658 --> 01:06:08,616
just to get people to like you
made me realize
1157
01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:12,490
I was definitely doing this
for the wrong reason.
1158
01:06:23,153 --> 01:06:24,763
Oh, perfect.
1159
01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:29,420
Backup arriving now.
Sealing off the entrance.
1160
01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:45,262
Maybe they decided
to just give up
1161
01:06:45,436 --> 01:06:46,741
and go bowling again?
1162
01:06:46,915 --> 01:06:48,874
Nah, fam, nah.
1163
01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:50,702
We just one step ahead
of y'all.
1164
01:06:51,746 --> 01:06:53,270
- Scram!
- Betrayers!
1165
01:06:53,444 --> 01:06:55,620
You're the ones
that instigated this!
1166
01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:57,970
What's up, bros?
1167
01:06:58,144 --> 01:06:59,493
Stay back.[Donatello] Back up!
1168
01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,582
I don't want to fight
another mutant, but I will.
1169
01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:03,845
Y'all just won't quit, huh?
1170
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,718
What is it about
these stinking humans
1171
01:07:06,892 --> 01:07:08,502
that you love so much?
1172
01:07:08,676 --> 01:07:10,852
Humans are
complicated creatures.
1173
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,985
They're good, like April,
1174
01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:14,943
and bad, like that lady
who milked us.
1175
01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:16,119
Sorry, did what now?
1176
01:07:16,293 --> 01:07:18,382
As much
as I don't like them--
1177
01:07:18,556 --> 01:07:20,688
and trust me,
I do not like them--
1178
01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:23,822
if we kill them, we are
no better than they are.
1179
01:07:23,996 --> 01:07:25,954
I refuse to accept
that you all are cool
1180
01:07:26,129 --> 01:07:27,608
with brutally killing
all of them.
1181
01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:30,089
You just can't be!
You're awesome.
1182
01:07:30,263 --> 01:07:32,309
You're fun. We... vibed.
1183
01:07:32,483 --> 01:07:35,573
You're not killers.
I mean, come on, look at you.
1184
01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:38,141
But it's the only way
we'll be accepted.
1185
01:07:38,315 --> 01:07:40,621
- No!
- We accept you.
1186
01:07:40,795 --> 01:07:42,449
You could come live with us.
We accept you.
1187
01:07:42,623 --> 01:07:44,190
Yes, plenty of room.
1188
01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:46,410
I kind of don't want
to murder everyone on Earth.
1189
01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:47,933
I just
kind of want to sing.
1190
01:07:48,107 --> 01:07:49,456
♪ Ray Fillet ♪
1191
01:07:49,630 --> 01:07:51,110
It's a good point.
1192
01:07:51,284 --> 01:07:53,721
I'd rather not murder tons
of people, 'cause, like,
1193
01:07:53,895 --> 01:07:55,506
what if I'm haunted
by the faces
1194
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:56,942
of my victims
in my sleep?
1195
01:07:57,116 --> 01:07:59,379
- Of course.
- Murder is a heavy burden.
1196
01:07:59,553 --> 01:08:02,730
Bro, you'll really
let us live with you?
1197
01:08:02,904 --> 01:08:05,168
- Of course, bro!
- Brah!
1198
01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:06,734
- Broski!
- Bro!
1199
01:08:06,908 --> 01:08:09,302
- Brosanne!
- Abracada-brah!
1200
01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:11,130
What the hell y'all doing?
1201
01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:14,220
Man, stop this kumbaya,
I-love-each-other stuff.
1202
01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:15,656
Kill them fools!
1203
01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:18,485
Uh...
1204
01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:20,835
No. We don't want to do this.
1205
01:08:21,009 --> 01:08:23,534
And really,
I don't think we ever did.
1206
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:25,753
We just didn't know there was
any other alternative.
1207
01:08:25,927 --> 01:08:28,016
But now that
we met these dudes,
1208
01:08:28,191 --> 01:08:29,670
we see that there is.
1209
01:08:29,844 --> 01:08:32,108
So let's just stop and vibe.
1210
01:08:32,282 --> 01:08:34,458
Gimme a "V!"
V... V... A vibe.
1211
01:08:34,632 --> 01:08:36,851
Nah, man,
I don't vibe, all right?
1212
01:08:37,025 --> 01:08:39,202
And you don't either.
Now get in line!
1213
01:08:39,376 --> 01:08:41,726
- Seriously, Supe.
- Turn off the machine.
1214
01:08:42,770 --> 01:08:44,076
My own family.
1215
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,469
Turned against me
1216
01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:48,385
after everything
that I've done for y'all.
1217
01:08:48,559 --> 01:08:49,690
Bottom line,
1218
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:51,736
if you want
to stop this machine,
1219
01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:53,564
you got to go through me.
1220
01:09:09,275 --> 01:09:10,668
This guy's
making me angry.
1221
01:09:10,842 --> 01:09:12,583
This guy's been making me angry
my whole life.
1222
01:09:12,757 --> 01:09:15,151
My gosh, he's the reason
we're angry!
1223
01:09:15,325 --> 01:09:18,719
We gonna do something
about it?
1224
01:09:20,852 --> 01:09:22,027
Get him! Beat him up!
1225
01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:23,637
- Mess him up!
- Get him, Rock!
1226
01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:30,122
Bro!
1227
01:09:30,296 --> 01:09:31,428
Rock, no!
1228
01:09:31,602 --> 01:09:33,734
- You're trash!
- Come on!
1229
01:09:34,779 --> 01:09:36,650
- Oink, oink, punk!
- My nose ring!
1230
01:09:39,914 --> 01:09:41,133
Oh, the machine!
1231
01:09:41,307 --> 01:09:43,004
This is our chance! Come on!
1232
01:09:43,744 --> 01:09:45,529
So small!
1233
01:09:50,664 --> 01:09:52,405
Watch out! Get off me!
1234
01:09:53,667 --> 01:09:55,016
Oh, no! Funky breath!
1235
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:56,366
Flying kick!
1236
01:09:57,062 --> 01:09:58,759
Ray Fillet!
1237
01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:03,068
We gotta break it.
Just throw it against
the wall or something.
1238
01:10:03,242 --> 01:10:05,375
Rip it up!
1239
01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:11,207
Surprise!
Why you socking yourself?
1240
01:10:13,339 --> 01:10:15,211
Am I actually
helping anyone?
1241
01:10:16,647 --> 01:10:19,127
You might as well give up.
1242
01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:23,610
Watch out!
1243
01:10:25,133 --> 01:10:26,178
♪ Ray Fillet ♪
1244
01:10:26,744 --> 01:10:28,485
Ray... Fillet.
1245
01:10:28,659 --> 01:10:31,139
♪ They smile in your face ♪
1246
01:10:31,314 --> 01:10:33,968
♪ All the time they want
To take your place! ♪
1247
01:10:40,061 --> 01:10:41,237
We got him! Got him!
1248
01:10:44,109 --> 01:10:47,068
What's going on?
Why y'all doing this?
1249
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:51,159
There's only one way for you
to feel safe and happy.
1250
01:10:51,334 --> 01:10:53,597
And that's
if you listen to me!
1251
01:10:56,817 --> 01:10:58,993
Rat man! Come on!
Help me out!
1252
01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:01,082
We're basically the same.
1253
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,606
We both hate humans.
1254
01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:05,826
I'm just not a punk
about it like you!
1255
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,611
Don't you say that!
1256
01:11:29,502 --> 01:11:31,635
Geez, Dad, you really went
buck wild there.
1257
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:33,941
Uh... did we stop it?
1258
01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:35,160
I think so.
1259
01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:41,601
Hey, when the machine
that turns a bunch
of animals into mutants
1260
01:11:41,775 --> 01:11:43,037
goes off underwater,
1261
01:11:43,211 --> 01:11:45,692
um, and then there's
animals in the water,
1262
01:11:45,866 --> 01:11:47,868
um, like, what do you
think that does?
1263
01:11:51,219 --> 01:11:53,004
What the--
1264
01:12:21,119 --> 01:12:22,381
It'll crawl on the shore.
1265
01:12:22,555 --> 01:12:23,861
It's just a whale.
1266
01:12:24,035 --> 01:12:25,123
It's pretty slow, guys.
1267
01:12:25,297 --> 01:12:26,951
That's not so bad.
1268
01:12:29,562 --> 01:12:31,085
Oh, my God, that's bad.
1269
01:12:31,259 --> 01:12:33,000
Oh, man,
that got way worse.
1270
01:12:41,182 --> 01:12:46,057
Aw, hell, yeah!
Look at me! Look at me!
1271
01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:47,493
This is amazing!
1272
01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:51,018
I ain't just Superfly,
I'm Super Duper Fly.
1273
01:12:51,192 --> 01:12:54,065
You know, I mean
Missy Elliott Super Duper Fly!
1274
01:12:54,239 --> 01:12:55,632
I'm on some Godzilla--
1275
01:12:55,806 --> 01:12:56,937
What the hell?
1276
01:12:57,111 --> 01:12:59,287
Is that a whale tail?
1277
01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:00,463
Aw!
1278
01:13:00,637 --> 01:13:01,855
I got a claw.
1279
01:13:02,029 --> 01:13:04,554
I got a whale body,
a giraffe forehead.
1280
01:13:04,728 --> 01:13:07,383
Look at my feets!
They're made of horses.
1281
01:13:07,557 --> 01:13:10,168
I'm about to have a ball
with this!
1282
01:13:10,342 --> 01:13:12,213
Thank you, turtles!
1283
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,215
Thank you,
you little tortoises.
1284
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:15,782
New York...
1285
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,741
here I come.
1286
01:13:26,793 --> 01:13:29,013
All right!
Well, we gave it a shot.
1287
01:13:29,187 --> 01:13:31,407
Back to the sewer.
I got pizza tonight
for dinner and--
1288
01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,191
- Really?
- We can't stop that thing.
1289
01:13:33,365 --> 01:13:35,323
We couldn't stop him
before he became that thing.
1290
01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:36,890
So we just go home?
1291
01:13:37,064 --> 01:13:38,501
I bet the army
will be here soon.
1292
01:13:38,675 --> 01:13:40,024
According to
every Godzilla movie,
1293
01:13:40,198 --> 01:13:41,982
they'll eventually get here.
1294
01:13:42,156 --> 01:13:45,682
So, you guys
got a good Wi-Fi situation
down there?
1295
01:13:45,856 --> 01:13:47,640
Are you fully able to stream?
1296
01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:48,728
No!
1297
01:13:48,902 --> 01:13:50,338
Oh! Okay, no streaming.
1298
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:51,644
Not that!
1299
01:13:52,558 --> 01:13:54,212
Boys, I messed up.
1300
01:13:55,126 --> 01:13:57,520
I don't want to be
like Superfly.
1301
01:13:57,694 --> 01:14:01,872
I love you boys.
I want you to be happy.
1302
01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:04,483
Even though
I don't like humans,
1303
01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:06,572
I want them to like you,
1304
01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:09,227
because you want them
to like you.
1305
01:14:09,401 --> 01:14:11,185
So we are gonna
get that monster.
1306
01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:12,578
We're gonna take him down.
1307
01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:13,971
We're gonna film it.
1308
01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:15,668
We are gonna show it
to the world.
1309
01:14:15,842 --> 01:14:18,454
And the world will love you
and accept you!
1310
01:14:18,628 --> 01:14:22,240
And the world will chant,
"Turtles, Turtles, Turtles!"
1311
01:14:22,414 --> 01:14:23,676
Oh, man.
1312
01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:25,809
I am feeling great
after that speech, right?
1313
01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:28,289
It was rousing.
I'm fully roused.
1314
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,378
But a little bit
of a buzzkill here:
1315
01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,729
How do we do that?
1316
01:14:32,903 --> 01:14:34,861
Hello?[April] Hey.
What am I looking at?
1317
01:14:35,035 --> 01:14:37,995
What happened to
the whole "stop Superfly" thing?
1318
01:14:38,169 --> 01:14:39,736
Are we not doing that,
or what's up?
1319
01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:42,129
So much has changed
since we last spoke.
1320
01:14:42,303 --> 01:14:43,348
Yeah, obviously.
1321
01:14:43,522 --> 01:14:44,915
It's a lot
to catch up on, okay?
1322
01:14:45,089 --> 01:14:46,873
But first,
do you maybe know any ways
1323
01:14:47,047 --> 01:14:48,527
we might be able
to stop that thing?
1324
01:14:50,137 --> 01:14:54,011
Well, I actually might
have something.
1325
01:14:54,185 --> 01:14:56,622
Meet me
at the leg of the thing
we're all looking at.
1326
01:14:56,796 --> 01:14:57,580
Right? Cool.
1327
01:15:03,803 --> 01:15:05,892
Let's go!
1328
01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:20,211
We're dangling, baby!
1329
01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:22,605
Yep, this is
not triumphant at all.
1330
01:15:23,997 --> 01:15:25,085
Agh, it hit my lip!
1331
01:15:41,972 --> 01:15:44,452
New York, New York!
1332
01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:46,498
I'm here, baby!
1333
01:15:46,672 --> 01:15:48,500
Y'all thought it was
gonna be Godzilla?
1334
01:15:48,674 --> 01:15:50,241
Nah!
1335
01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:54,027
Okay, let's go.
Eye of the tiger.
You got this, Raph.
1336
01:15:54,201 --> 01:15:55,638
Close one eye.
I heard that helps.
1337
01:15:55,812 --> 01:15:56,726
Shut up.
1338
01:15:58,815 --> 01:16:00,381
Don't screw this up.
1339
01:16:09,086 --> 01:16:11,001
What the hell?
1340
01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:12,872
We did it. We actually did it.
1341
01:16:13,046 --> 01:16:13,960
I think I got it.
1342
01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:17,094
We're good, right?
1343
01:16:20,314 --> 01:16:22,969
That's it? One little horse?
I don't need that horse.
1344
01:16:23,143 --> 01:16:24,928
You're clearly not
shooting him.
1345
01:16:25,102 --> 01:16:27,060
It looks like
y'all want to die now.
1346
01:16:38,985 --> 01:16:40,596
This isn't going good.
1347
01:16:40,770 --> 01:16:42,728
What did the claw say
to the face?
1348
01:16:42,902 --> 01:16:44,077
"Smack!"
1349
01:16:44,817 --> 01:16:46,993
Rocksteady! Buddy!
1350
01:16:48,473 --> 01:16:49,648
Mondo!
1351
01:16:52,390 --> 01:16:55,654
It's okay.
It grows back. See?
1352
01:16:55,828 --> 01:16:59,136
Mikey! Mikey!
1353
01:17:00,267 --> 01:17:01,442
Donnie!
1354
01:17:03,401 --> 01:17:04,532
Thanks, bro.
1355
01:17:04,707 --> 01:17:05,925
- Where are the others?
- I don't know!
1356
01:17:06,099 --> 01:17:08,319
Where's Dad? Where's April?
1357
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,150
He's gonna run out
of cars eventually.
1358
01:17:15,239 --> 01:17:16,066
Oh, come on!
1359
01:17:17,589 --> 01:17:19,678
You like these rides
right here?
1360
01:17:20,679 --> 01:17:21,898
Oh, the Mercedes E Class,
no!
1361
01:17:22,072 --> 01:17:23,595
That one's a Prius. It's okay.
1362
01:17:23,769 --> 01:17:25,466
A Tesla!
Somebody's mad about that.
1363
01:17:29,775 --> 01:17:31,037
I think we lost him.
1364
01:17:39,872 --> 01:17:41,744
Ouch.
1365
01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:46,705
Hit that from the back.
1366
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,014
You good, guys?
1367
01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:54,713
Monstrous mutants
are rampaging... Oh, no.
1368
01:17:54,887 --> 01:17:56,106
...through downtown New York.
1369
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,585
The only question is
1370
01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:59,500
do we capture them
for experimentation
1371
01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,241
or kill them on sight?
Taking calls...
1372
01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:02,895
If you're just joining us,
1373
01:18:03,069 --> 01:18:04,505
mutants are attacking the city.
1374
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,551
A rash
of monsters in New York
1375
01:18:06,725 --> 01:18:07,639
is taking over Times Square.
1376
01:18:07,813 --> 01:18:09,206
We don't know what they are,
1377
01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:11,121
but there will be
a military response.
1378
01:18:11,295 --> 01:18:13,950
...threatening to take
a bite out of the Big Apple.
1379
01:18:14,124 --> 01:18:17,170
Reports indicate widespread
destruction and chaos.
1380
01:18:17,344 --> 01:18:19,564
One thing I know:
I hate mutants!
1381
01:18:19,738 --> 01:18:21,044
Sightings of the turtles
1382
01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:22,610
and the mess
they leave in their path
1383
01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:23,916
have been greatly disturbing.
1384
01:18:24,090 --> 01:18:25,613
It's them!
1385
01:18:28,529 --> 01:18:31,358
I don't think
this is gonna go down
how we wanted it to.
1386
01:18:31,532 --> 01:18:33,665
They... hate us.
1387
01:18:33,839 --> 01:18:37,103
- They think we're villains.
- No. Worse.
1388
01:18:38,496 --> 01:18:40,150
They think we're monsters.
1389
01:18:40,324 --> 01:18:42,630
We're never gonna be normal.
1390
01:18:42,805 --> 01:18:44,023
Look, guys,
1391
01:18:44,632 --> 01:18:45,938
April was right.
1392
01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:48,245
We were doing this
for the wrong reasons.
1393
01:18:48,419 --> 01:18:49,986
I know we only wanted
to be heroes
1394
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,770
to be accepted.
1395
01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:54,904
But even though it looks like
we'll never be accepted,
1396
01:18:55,078 --> 01:18:57,080
I still think
we should try to be heroes.
1397
01:18:57,254 --> 01:18:58,255
But how?
1398
01:18:58,429 --> 01:18:59,822
Every plan we've had
has failed.
1399
01:18:59,996 --> 01:19:02,738
Plan? You're complaining
we don't have a plan?
1400
01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:05,915
Mikey, what do you do
better than anyone,
even Mark Ruffalo?
1401
01:19:06,089 --> 01:19:07,307
Improvise.
1402
01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:08,787
It's impossible.
1403
01:19:08,961 --> 01:19:10,746
Says the guy
who has read more comics
1404
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,400
where people are
fighting giant monsters
than anyone on Earth!
1405
01:19:13,574 --> 01:19:15,620
I have, but--You must be able
to think of a way
1406
01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:17,100
to stop something like that.
1407
01:19:19,929 --> 01:19:22,235
Of course! Attack on Titan!
1408
01:19:22,409 --> 01:19:25,369
Giant monsters attack,
and they have one weakness--
1409
01:19:25,543 --> 01:19:26,849
on the backs of their necks.
1410
01:19:27,023 --> 01:19:30,156
Yes, and the blowhole
is exactly that.
1411
01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:32,593
That's it.
1412
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:34,639
If we can get this thing
into that thing's blowhole,
1413
01:19:34,813 --> 01:19:36,380
it'll go into its bloodstream.
1414
01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:37,903
I bet it'll demutanize it.
1415
01:19:38,077 --> 01:19:40,340
There you go!
Demutanize the big monster!
1416
01:19:40,514 --> 01:19:41,994
And, Raph,
1417
01:19:42,168 --> 01:19:43,735
- it's time to go loud.
- Loud?
1418
01:19:43,909 --> 01:19:45,911
Real loud.
As loud as you've ever gone.
1419
01:19:46,085 --> 01:19:47,695
Use that rage of yours
to help us.
1420
01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:49,088
Okay, I will!
1421
01:19:52,570 --> 01:19:55,355
We got to get you
into therapy.
1422
01:19:58,315 --> 01:19:59,882
You know, just then,
1423
01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:01,535
for the first time
in your life,
1424
01:20:01,709 --> 01:20:03,146
you didn't sound lame.
1425
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:05,061
You actually sounded
- like a leader.
- I do?
1426
01:20:05,235 --> 01:20:07,106
Oh, I do! I sound
like such a leader!
1427
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,152
Holy crap,
- that's so dope!
- And you ruined it.
1428
01:20:09,326 --> 01:20:10,893
Let's do this!
1429
01:20:18,335 --> 01:20:20,728
Dear Lord, this helmet
was a good investment.
1430
01:20:25,211 --> 01:20:27,083
Not on my watch.
1431
01:20:28,475 --> 01:20:30,564
Okay, not great.
Not great at all.
1432
01:20:30,738 --> 01:20:31,609
Very bad.
1433
01:20:31,783 --> 01:20:33,002
If you're just joining us,
1434
01:20:33,176 --> 01:20:34,351
an army of mutants
1435
01:20:34,525 --> 01:20:36,832
that appears to be led
by four turtle men
1436
01:20:37,006 --> 01:20:39,704
is attacking the city
with a giant whale monster.
1437
01:20:41,227 --> 01:20:43,577
Keep rolling!
I got the real story!
1438
01:20:43,751 --> 01:20:46,189
April O'Neil here, and--
1439
01:20:55,807 --> 01:20:57,243
April O'Neil here,
reporting live
1440
01:20:57,417 --> 01:20:59,332
with new
and confirmed information.
1441
01:20:59,506 --> 01:21:01,204
A fly monster is
attacking the city,
1442
01:21:01,378 --> 01:21:02,727
but the turtle teens,
1443
01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:05,121
along with the rat, warthog,
stingray, crocodile,
1444
01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:07,123
bat, frog, lizard
and cockroach lady
1445
01:21:07,297 --> 01:21:09,821
are in fact fighting
against the monster
1446
01:21:09,995 --> 01:21:11,910
in an attempt to save New York.
1447
01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:13,390
The giant monster is bad,
1448
01:21:13,564 --> 01:21:15,522
but the mutants you see here
are in fact good!
1449
01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:20,397
Sorry. I really thought
I got past that.
1450
01:21:20,571 --> 01:21:21,877
That's a thing from my past.
1451
01:21:22,051 --> 01:21:23,661
Anyway, as I was saying...
1452
01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:28,753
Whoa!
1453
01:21:43,681 --> 01:21:46,902
Whoa, Dad, you speak
the same language as Scumbug?
1454
01:21:47,076 --> 01:21:49,165
We actually have
a lot in common.
1455
01:21:49,339 --> 01:21:50,906
I'm really attracted to her.
1456
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,298
Oh, that's gross.
1457
01:21:52,472 --> 01:21:54,126
Donnie, you should
not be driving.
1458
01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:57,434
- Sorry, Dad.
- But since you are,
go there!
1459
01:22:09,837 --> 01:22:12,318
I'm the king of New York!
1460
01:22:12,492 --> 01:22:14,277
Whoo-hoo![Michelangelo] That slide!
1461
01:22:21,632 --> 01:22:26,245
Cowabunga!
1462
01:22:30,728 --> 01:22:31,816
Gotcha.
1463
01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:48,876
Dad!
1464
01:22:49,051 --> 01:22:51,836
That's it!
You are done. It's over.
1465
01:22:52,010 --> 01:22:53,794
You ain't never
gonna stop me.
1466
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:59,104
And humans
are never gonna like you
because humans suck!
1467
01:22:59,278 --> 01:23:00,584
These shells are hard.
1468
01:23:00,758 --> 01:23:03,021
I'ma snap you
like a pistachio.
1469
01:23:04,588 --> 01:23:07,069
- This sucks!
- I know I said your faces
were the last things
1470
01:23:07,243 --> 01:23:09,158
I wanted to see before I die,
1471
01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:11,377
but now that
we're actually about to die,
1472
01:23:11,551 --> 01:23:13,423
there's nothing
I'd rather be looking at.
1473
01:23:13,597 --> 01:23:14,685
That was so heartfelt.
1474
01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:16,121
- I'm crying.
- Love you, bro.
1475
01:23:25,478 --> 01:23:27,002
Boys, no.
1476
01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:39,753
Damn, these shells are hard!
1477
01:23:43,801 --> 01:23:44,889
Oh, no. No.
1478
01:23:51,765 --> 01:23:53,289
Hey, are you okay?
1479
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,508
Do you need help?
1480
01:23:55,682 --> 01:23:56,596
It's him!
1481
01:23:56,770 --> 01:23:58,120
He's with the turtles!
1482
01:23:58,294 --> 01:24:00,774
Those turtles
are not the bad guys.
1483
01:24:00,948 --> 01:24:02,428
They're actually teenagers
1484
01:24:02,602 --> 01:24:06,345
and fighting against
the giant monster.
1485
01:24:06,519 --> 01:24:07,520
I have the whole story.
1486
01:24:07,694 --> 01:24:09,435
Uh, sir, you need help?
1487
01:24:10,219 --> 01:24:12,699
Yes. [coughs] Yeah.
1488
01:24:12,873 --> 01:24:15,441
We'll go to the hospital
- or a veterinarian.
- No, no.
1489
01:24:15,615 --> 01:24:17,617
I must get this to my boys.
1490
01:24:20,142 --> 01:24:21,143
I got this.
1491
01:24:24,537 --> 01:24:26,235
Hey, the humans!
They're helping us!
1492
01:24:26,409 --> 01:24:27,975
- Really?
- Yes!
1493
01:24:28,150 --> 01:24:29,499
Oh, no, they ain't!
1494
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,462
Hop on! Let's go!
1495
01:24:38,986 --> 01:24:42,468
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
1496
01:24:42,642 --> 01:24:44,427
Hey! I'm a cabbie
from the Bronx!
1497
01:24:44,601 --> 01:24:45,645
How 'bout that?
1498
01:24:45,819 --> 01:24:47,256
Get that to the monster!
1499
01:24:52,043 --> 01:24:53,262
What the hell?
1500
01:24:53,436 --> 01:24:55,525
Look, I'm being helpful!
1501
01:24:55,699 --> 01:24:58,136
Wow, I'm strong.
1502
01:24:59,529 --> 01:25:00,660
Gotcha!
1503
01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:02,401
Someone take this bag, please!
1504
01:25:02,575 --> 01:25:04,664
Hey, human.
Got it from here, bro.
1505
01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:07,450
I'll mess you up right here
and right now.
1506
01:25:08,973 --> 01:25:10,540
Whoa! Missed me. Whoa.
1507
01:25:12,324 --> 01:25:13,760
Don't worry, I got you.
1508
01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:19,679
Hey, Mondo,
you slippery lizard!
1509
01:25:21,725 --> 01:25:23,596
♪ Yay, Fillet! ♪ I got it!
1510
01:25:24,771 --> 01:25:25,859
I heard you need this.
1511
01:25:26,033 --> 01:25:27,078
Come on!
1512
01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:34,172
Ow, man! Dang! Stop!
1513
01:25:37,784 --> 01:25:39,003
What the hell?
1514
01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:43,529
Damn!
1515
01:25:45,705 --> 01:25:46,924
Throw it over!
1516
01:25:48,447 --> 01:25:49,709
Got it!
1517
01:25:49,883 --> 01:25:51,711
Whoo-hoo!
1518
01:25:54,453 --> 01:25:55,672
Mikey, catch!
1519
01:25:56,934 --> 01:25:58,892
Whoa! Whoo!
1520
01:26:02,113 --> 01:26:03,941
Comin' in hot!
1521
01:26:06,552 --> 01:26:08,815
Y'all done screwed up now!
1522
01:26:11,818 --> 01:26:12,993
Raph!
1523
01:26:14,778 --> 01:26:16,040
- Leo!
- Got it!
1524
01:26:26,833 --> 01:26:28,270
Damn!
1525
01:26:28,444 --> 01:26:30,489
You think
this is the end of me?
You know what?
1526
01:26:43,894 --> 01:26:44,938
Huh?
1527
01:27:03,087 --> 01:27:04,175
Turtles! Turtles!
1528
01:27:04,349 --> 01:27:05,916
What the... What is this?
1529
01:27:06,090 --> 01:27:07,091
It's happening!
1530
01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:08,571
It's actually happening!
1531
01:27:08,745 --> 01:27:10,877
Hey, them turtles
are all right.
1532
01:27:11,051 --> 01:27:12,401
Sign my baby!
1533
01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:14,011
Again, we're reporting live
1534
01:27:14,185 --> 01:27:16,231
with footage of
the mutant hero turtles
1535
01:27:16,405 --> 01:27:18,363
who saved New York
in a story broken by Av--
1536
01:27:18,537 --> 01:27:19,669
Wait, what's your name?
1537
01:27:19,843 --> 01:27:20,931
April O'Neil.
1538
01:27:21,105 --> 01:27:23,238
That's April
O-apostrophe-Neil.
1539
01:27:23,412 --> 01:27:24,630
Not "Puke Girl."
1540
01:27:24,804 --> 01:27:26,719
If you ever call me
"Puke Girl," bite me.
1541
01:27:26,893 --> 01:27:29,244
'Cause I did it! Yeah! Whoo!
1542
01:27:34,292 --> 01:27:37,687
You know, it's hard to meet
other mutants my age.
1543
01:27:42,431 --> 01:27:48,219
♪ Ray Fillet ♪
1544
01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:51,266
Can't wait to
add that to my footy.
1545
01:27:53,833 --> 01:27:55,792
The entire
Akira original set?
1546
01:27:55,966 --> 01:27:57,446
Don't mind if I do.
1547
01:27:57,620 --> 01:27:58,925
The couch should go here.
1548
01:27:59,099 --> 01:28:00,449
I pictured the couch
against the wall.
1549
01:28:00,623 --> 01:28:02,973
- That's so basic!
- That's not basic!
1550
01:28:03,147 --> 01:28:05,802
Ay, mateys, Blooming Onion
coming right up.
1551
01:28:06,672 --> 01:28:09,066
That is outstanding.
1552
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:12,243
I cannot believe it.
Your first day of school!
1553
01:28:12,417 --> 01:28:14,854
Just remember,
you can call anytime you want.
1554
01:28:15,028 --> 01:28:16,116
If you get scared,
1555
01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:17,814
there are sewers
all over the city.
1556
01:28:17,988 --> 01:28:19,032
Just hop in a sewer!
1557
01:28:19,206 --> 01:28:20,512
You can come home anytime.
1558
01:28:20,686 --> 01:28:22,558
If anyone messes with you,
call me.
1559
01:28:22,732 --> 01:28:24,255
I will kick their butt.
1560
01:28:26,039 --> 01:28:27,867
And she will eat what's left.
1561
01:28:28,041 --> 01:28:29,304
We'll be fine, Dad.
1562
01:28:29,478 --> 01:28:31,306
Yeah, don't worry.
We're ready for this.
1563
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:32,698
We've been ready.
1564
01:28:32,872 --> 01:28:34,961
Trust us. You've
prepared us for this.
1565
01:28:35,135 --> 01:28:38,225
All right.
I'm proud of you boys.
1566
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:39,357
I love you.
1567
01:28:39,531 --> 01:28:40,402
We love you.
1568
01:28:40,576 --> 01:28:41,925
Love you too.
1569
01:28:42,099 --> 01:28:43,840
And I love you too, sweetie.
1570
01:28:44,014 --> 01:28:45,885
Dad, really!
That's gross!
1571
01:28:47,670 --> 01:28:50,455
Now go show them humans
how cool you are.
1572
01:29:22,966 --> 01:29:25,447
Do I what? No, no.
That's tortoises.
1573
01:29:26,273 --> 01:29:27,318
- Guys!
- Hey, April!
1574
01:29:27,492 --> 01:29:29,320
Hey.
I'm so happy you made it.
1575
01:29:29,494 --> 01:29:31,844
- Let me show you around.
- Oh, okay.
1576
01:29:32,018 --> 01:29:33,106
Yo, wait up.
1577
01:31:56,772 --> 01:31:57,990
Hey, hello!
1578
01:31:58,164 --> 01:32:01,820
It's Donnie,
and I have found my people.
1579
01:32:06,172 --> 01:32:07,565
Fold him in half!
1580
01:32:07,739 --> 01:32:08,914
G'day, mate.
1581
01:32:09,088 --> 01:32:11,047
Welcome to
my Australian shoe store.
1582
01:32:11,221 --> 01:32:13,136
Uh, do you have any Nikes?
1583
01:32:13,310 --> 01:32:16,400
No, but I do have
the Australian version.
1584
01:32:16,574 --> 01:32:17,401
Crikeys!
1585
01:32:17,575 --> 01:32:19,055
April O'Neil here,
1586
01:32:19,229 --> 01:32:21,710
working on the next big story
for "April Tonight."
1587
01:32:21,884 --> 01:32:24,103
Leo, how many times--
Landscape!
1588
01:32:24,277 --> 01:32:25,975
Oh, yep, sorry. My bad.
1589
01:32:26,149 --> 01:32:27,716
Who is TCRI,
1590
01:32:27,890 --> 01:32:30,327
the shady
black-ops organization
behind the mutants?
1591
01:32:30,501 --> 01:32:33,504
Their offices abandoned
after the mutant attack!
1592
01:32:33,678 --> 01:32:35,201
Gone without a trace.
1593
01:32:35,375 --> 01:32:37,682
But we will find them.
1594
01:32:37,856 --> 01:32:40,380
Yeah, that's real.
1595
01:32:41,904 --> 01:32:45,385
Uh, hey, April,
now that prom is back on,
1596
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:49,389
do you-- I mean, do you
maybe want to, well...
1597
01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,000
I'd love to, Leo.
1598
01:32:51,174 --> 01:32:52,915
You looked like
you were gonna puke there.
1599
01:32:54,177 --> 01:32:55,613
I almost did.
1600
01:32:55,787 --> 01:32:57,833
So the way I do it is,
I go...
1601
01:33:01,837 --> 01:33:03,403
This is as friends,
- right?
- What?
1602
01:33:16,373 --> 01:33:17,896
Well...
1603
01:33:18,070 --> 01:33:20,420
...it appears as though
finding these creatures
1604
01:33:20,595 --> 01:33:22,727
will be easier than I thought.
1605
01:33:22,901 --> 01:33:25,512
Capturing them,
on the other hand,
1606
01:33:25,687 --> 01:33:27,645
might prove difficult.
1607
01:33:27,819 --> 01:33:29,691
There is one option.
1608
01:33:29,865 --> 01:33:31,910
Yes. I know.
1609
01:33:32,084 --> 01:33:34,391
Bring me...
1610
01:33:36,480 --> 01:33:38,003
the Shredder.