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Sir.

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We're going after
Dr. Baxter Stockman.

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He was TCRI's
lead genetic scientist,

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but he went rogue,

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stole billions of dollars'
worth of research

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and created an actual mutant.

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He's holed up
in a makeshift lab
of an abandoned building.

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Each of you has been issued

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a high-powered
antimutant neutralizer.

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Whatever Stockman's made,
this can unmake it.

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Cynthia Utrom herself
will be quarterbacking from HQ.

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Anything to add, Cynthia?

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This mission
is of the utmost importance.

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Failure will be frowned upon.

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Bring me Stockman's mutant

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and whatever he used
to make it.

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You heard her, boys.
Lock and load.

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I've done it, little one.
I've perfected the ooze.

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My friends at TCRI...

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...want to use you as a weapon.

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I couldn't allow that.

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But we're safe now.

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Soon I'll make you
brothers and sisters.

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A real family for both of us.

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I never had a family,
little one.

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Nobody liked me.

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I always felt
a greater connection

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to the animals
I experimented on
than people.

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...I'm creating a family.

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I think we can finally be happy.

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Move, move!

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Spread out!

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Move, move, move!

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Get visuals.

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Where is the specimen?

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Wait, wait, be careful.Stay quiet.

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Huh? Over there!

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Cease-fire!
We need them alive!

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Don't move.

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No! No, don't shoot!

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The chemicals are
highly volatile! No!

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Let's go in.Uh-huh.

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Cynthia, I'm sorry.

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We lost everything.

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Bring me anything you can find.

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We will replicate
his research,

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no matter how long it takes.

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Baxter Stockman's creations
must live on!

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And with it,
a new form of life itself.

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Master Splinter
has given us

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a very important mission
for tonight.

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The target
is across the street.

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We must use stealth
and cunning

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to infiltrate the human world
and retrieve...

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...Go-GURT.

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Go-GURT...Okay, Batman.

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I'm just trying
to hype you guys up.Give me that list.

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What else are we getting?
Four quarts of nonfat milk...Nice.

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...ice cream,
fruits and veggies...

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...and a party-size bag
of Cool Ranch Doritos.I like cheese puffs.

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He was very specific
about the party size.
He underlined it twice.

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Donnie,
you're on toiletries.Got it.

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Raph, you're stocking
up the pantry.

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Mikey,
you're on junk food.Yessirski.

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And remember-- don't let
any human see you.
Because why?

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"Humans are
the demon scum of the earth.

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Avoid them, don't say hi.

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They lust to murder that
which is different from them.

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To interact with them
is to die."

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And hey, I know that's
objectively prejudiced,

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but that's what
Dad taught us.

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Uh, I think humans
seem kind of cool,
to be honest. Beyoncé...

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We wouldn't have K-pop
without humans.Drake. The GOAT of all time.

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I would love to have brunch
with Tom Brady.

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Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang.
And I've always wanted
to go to Flavortown.

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Look, we all think
humans are cool,
but we got a job to do.

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Let's go!

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"Let's go, I'm Leo.""I'm the leader."

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You sound like
you have bronchitis.

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Terror strikes the heart
of Manhattan yet again today

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with another brazen
and deadly heist.

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An industrial-grade
power converter

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was stolen mid-transport.

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Police fear it's connected

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with a recent string
of other deadly thefts.

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New Yorkers live in fear.

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Parents citywide
are calling for a curfew

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until the criminal is caught.

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But the only lead is
a mysterious mastermind

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known on the streets
as Superfly.

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Not bad.

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Heading home
on a good note.

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Get these groceries back--Whoa, what?

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We've been out for an hour.
Come on, let's stay out.

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Come on. We said we weren't
gonna do this anymore.

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Last week was
Madison Square Garden
to watch the Knicks.

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The week before that
was the Adele concert.

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She hit them notes
like crazy!It was transcending!

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Splinter's gonna catch on.
We're gonna get grounded.

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He's a shut-in.
He doesn't know how long
it takes to do things.

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For all he knows,
it takes us three hours
to get to the bodega.

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We told him we wouldn't
mess around anymore.

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There's an outdoor movie night
in Brooklyn.

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Yeah. I hope it's a funny one.I hope it's violent.

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You need to chill out, Raph.

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Stop moping, Leo. Let's go!

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Fine. Wait up!

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That vest is a choice.

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I wish I had hair like that.

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I wish
I had hair, period.

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We did go bald at a young age.Is this high school,
like, in real life?

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Yeah, you go to high school,
you can just hijack a parade
whenever you want.

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Yeah. Can you imagine that?Yeah, I'm totally
not jealous at all.

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Eh. Maybe one day
everyone will love us

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like everyone loves
Ferris Bueller.

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Yeah. Yeah, you know,
maybe one day.

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Let's get home, guys.

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Guys, let's go.

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I love being young
and free to go places!

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You be quiet.

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I'm literally whispering.
I cannot be more quiet.

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Mikey, stop.

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Shh.Dude, that makes it louder.

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Boys, where have you been?

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I've been freaking out!We're sorry, Dad. Listen...

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It was this one thing--

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It was this cat, and you know
I'm scared of cats, so...

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Wait a second.

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You said you would go shopping,
then come right back.

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Uh...

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The cat was--We're sorry, Splinter.

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The guys wanted to see a movie.
I tried to talk 'em out of it. Leo!

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What? You watch a movie
with the humans? Ugh!

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Hey.

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Don't use that word that way.

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I mean, it's 2023.Sorry, Dad.

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It wasn't that big a deal!

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We just watched a movie
and came back! We're fine!

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Hmm.

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You forgot, huh?

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You don't remember why human
are disgusting monsters?

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Why they're dangerous?

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Why they're gonna milk us
for our blood?

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We don't even have nipples!

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I'm gonna
tell the story again.I get a year older every time.

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Just for that,
I tell you the long version.

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It all started 15 years ago.

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I was young rat in my 20s.

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Look at me! I was so cute.
I was on top of the world.

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No, I was the bottom of
the world. It was terrible!

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Nobody liked me.
I had no friends.

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Raccoons didn't like me.
Dogs don't like me.

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You know who hate me the most?
Humans!

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I had one friend.
He was a cockroach.

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We got along very well.
His name was Kevin.

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And then I ate him.

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One day,

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everything changed.

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You was the first things I met

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that didn't want to kill me
or eat me.

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I couldn't
just leave you there.

162
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You was covered in this wooze

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that someone dump
in the sewers.

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Whatever this wooze was,

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it transformed us.

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Because I was older,
I became older rat man.

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You guys was babies,

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so you stayed
baby turtle creatures.

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If you think about that,
it couldn't make more sense.

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It was weird,
but we became a family.

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Whoa!Oh!

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You were obsessed
with the human world.

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So I decide to give a shot.

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Wow!

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00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,726
Wow!

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00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,168
Oh, I am so sorry.
Excuse me.

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Uh...

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It didn't go well.

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Oh, my God, it's a rat man!

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00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,521
Rat man?

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00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,349
Everybody, look! It's a rat man!

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It's not a rat man, it's just
a bad Mickey Mouse costume.

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It's real! I touched it!

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You rat!

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00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,445
Kill the rat man!

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Boys!

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Mikey!

188
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,251
Look, there he is!That's not a cat. It's a rat!

189
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That day I promised
to never let you get hurt,

190
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:08,646
ever again.

191
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,474
I needed to find a way

192
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,564
to unlock ancient secrets
of ninjutsu.

193
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:17,133
How to turn a body
into a weapon of death.

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And I found it.

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We thought we needed
the human world,

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but we only needed each other.

197
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,658
That's why I'm so strict,
you know?

198
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You boys are all I got.

199
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,663
And you're all I'll ever have.

200
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,621
You don't know that.I do!

201
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:14,060
You know other mutants my age?
It's a really small pool.

202
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,410
There's no app to meet
other mutant ladies.

203
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,238
Trust me.
I check every day.

204
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,630
Yeah.That's true.

205
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,024
Look, I really don't
want to do this.

206
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:24,984
No leave the sewer
for one month.

207
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,724
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

208
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,292
I made up my mind.
That's it. I'm done.

209
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:30,598
This sucks!

210
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,210
Hey, Raph, come on.Shut up, Leo.

211
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Mikey.

212
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,434
Was it worth it,
Mr. Leader?

213
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,101
Hey, guys?

214
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,538
If we weren't monsters
that were shunned by society

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00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,367
and could actually do
what we wanted,

216
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,151
what would you guys do?

217
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,024
I mean, if I'm being honest,
I'd just be normal. You know?

218
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,243
Yeah, like go to high school.

219
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,376
Maybe get a girlfriend,
go to prom.

220
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,422
With your rizz, not likely.I just gotta get out
of this sewer, man.

221
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,295
I like you guys and all,
but I simply cannot
live a happy life

222
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,211
knowing that your faces
are the last things
I'm gonna see before I die.

223
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,475
Well, uh, guess what, guys?
It's never gonna happen, so,

224
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,390
let's stop talking about it,
all right?

225
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,839
All right, focus up.

226
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,623
The truck containing
the radioactive storage unit

227
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is one minute out.

228
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,282
Let's not
mess this up, guys.

229
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,328
Superfly doesn't
take kindly to errors.

230
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,765
Any idea what he's building
with all this weird equipment?

231
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,898
Who cares? As long as
the check clears, am I right?

232
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Target's approaching.

233
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,307
Sixty seconds
till police response.

234
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,319
Thirty seconds. We got to move.

235
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:28,411
Huh?

236
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,457
Let's not get carried away.

237
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,763
Hey, hey, hey, everybody,
just keep your cool!

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00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,551
Cops!

239
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,168
Guys, there's no way
out of this.

240
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,605
What are we gonna do?Superfly's gonna kill us!

241
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,478
In pursuit of suspects.
Moving south on Broadway.

242
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,046
Whoa, whoa. What?

243
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,323
Huh?

244
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:13,369
Oh, man, what is this place?

245
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,333
Dear God, is that...
That's-- He's--

246
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,030
You really are...

247
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,119
Superfly.

248
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:53,366
It happened again.
One of our trucks got hit.

249
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,759
They stole a radioactive
storage unit this time.

250
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,110
Flying ice cream?

251
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,504
Another robbery today
in midtown Manhattan.

252
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,898
New Yorkers were stunned.

253
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:12,341
Put tracking devices
on all shipments.

254
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:16,563
It's time we met
this Superfly.

255
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,219
Yeah, lob it up.
Lob it up.

256
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,264
Stay still. Stay still.

257
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,005
Now, now, now!

258
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,052
That is sick, dude!That is awesome!

259
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,925
Come on, guys,
we just got ungrounded,
all right? Let's go home.

260
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,232
Leo, can I
ask you a question?What, Raph?

261
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:36,060
Is it weird to have your head
so far up Dad's butt?

262
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,584
Does it smell weird
up there?

263
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,847
I bet it smells like
cheese and Doritos.

264
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,892
Ha-ha-ha, guys. Very funny!

265
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,459
Sorry, we can't hear you.

266
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,374
Your voice is too muffled
through the cheese.

267
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,158
Try that
Batman voice again.

268
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,943
Yo, check this out
in slo-mo.

269
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:52,599
That's the coolest thing
I've ever seen.Whoa! Yeah!

270
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,557
That's cool.Hey, let's try that again

271
00:20:57,168 --> 00:21:00,215
Okay,
eye of the tiger, Raph.Focus up, come on.

272
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:03,523
You're good.Guys, uh, do I have to be
the one to hold this?

273
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,351
Yes. Who else
is gonna do it, Mikey?

274
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:08,528
Don't worry about it, Mikey.
You're fine. Chill.

275
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,225
He's gonna die.

276
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,228
Why did we pick a fruit
shaped exactly like my head?

277
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,622
Your head looks like Stewie
had a baby with "Hey, Arnold."

278
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:18,799
Stop talking! You're
ruining my concentration.

279
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,104
All right, Raph.

280
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,889
Three, two...

281
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,111
Did you hear that?
What was that?

282
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:42,083
Hey! You on the roof!

283
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:44,694
You just hit me in the head
with a ninja star.

284
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,914
What's her deal?She's yelling at us a lot.

285
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:49,525
I think she's mad that
we hit her with the ninja star.

286
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:52,702
Maybe we should go down
and talk to her.
You know, check in on her?

287
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:55,096
"Can we go down there?"What's your pickup line?

288
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:58,534
No, don't sidebar. Huh?
This is one of the most--

289
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,275
I think that guy's
helping her.

290
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,756
Uh, I think
he's stealing her scooter.

291
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:06,412
Hey, lady, behind you!We just need to
skip the conversation.

292
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,979
No, your scooter!You owe me money!

293
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,853
He's getting away.

294
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,857
We tried to warn her.
Nothing more we can do.

295
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,467
You guys want
to grab pizza?

296
00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:21,035
No. She got her scooter stolen,
and it's our fault.

297
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:25,169
We have to fix this.Yeah, that sucks, but
do we have to fix this?

298
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,955
Technically, she was
just in the wrong place
at the wrong time.

299
00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:30,566
It's not really our fault.I gotta get the scooter back

300
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,742
to this beautiful
and charming human woman!

301
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,570
Alpha formation, go!

302
00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,833
Whoa. I think
all of his hormones
just kicked in at once.

303
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:38,052
Follow him!

304
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:43,710
Hey!Who was that?

305
00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:49,324
All right, guys.
Guard the exits.

306
00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:51,674
We're gonna need
the most foolproof plan.

307
00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:54,547
Every single ninja technique.
I need you to use stealth
to block the doors and--

308
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:56,157
Did you say go loud?
Whoo-hoo!

309
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:57,985
Raph! Raph!Oh, oh.

310
00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,682
Raph! Raph!

311
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,075
Whoo.

312
00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,296
They look really mean.

313
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:08,212
What the heck are those things?

314
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,650
I think it's those guys
that work in Times Square.

315
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,304
You know, the mascots?
Yeah, the GEICO geckos.

316
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,132
They look more like
little Shreks to me.

317
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:17,657
This is fine.
We've prepared our
whole lives for this.

318
00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:19,441
We've never been
in a fight before.

319
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:22,139
I don't know if you noticed,
all I've got is a big stick.

320
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:23,750
How did I end up
with a big stick?

321
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,229
Maybe we diffuse this
sitch with laughter.

322
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,796
You're not funny enough
for that.

323
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,624
Enough talk! I dream
about fighting every night.

324
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:31,714
You've got
a rage problem, Raph.It's not a problem!

325
00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:32,889
Whoo!

326
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,238
Rogue sai!

327
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,634
Oh, my God!

328
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,201
Oh, my--
I'm gonna be sick.

329
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,333
It's still in my leg!Mikey, watch out!

330
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:47,077
Okay, we're not off
to a great start, guys.

331
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:53,693
Maybe they'll see the humanity
in our tragic backstory.

332
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,434
Murder the Shreks!

333
00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:57,653
They don't see it.
They don't see it.

334
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,701
Huh?Whoo!

335
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:03,964
All right, Raph, you go left,

336
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,403
What the heck?
I said go left!

337
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:12,842
Mikey, watch out!

338
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,413
Too slow! Psych!

339
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:31,644
Dang, that's loud.

340
00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:36,170
Back off! I've got
a big stick!

341
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:41,958
Shrek, you want to die?

342
00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:44,787
What the--

343
00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:47,050
Sorry, sorry.You'll pay for that!

344
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,013
Ow! Quit throwing stuff
at me!

345
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,932
Save the beautiful
human woman's scooter!

346
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:02,370
Uh-oh.

347
00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:04,981
Eat that, no crumbs!

348
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,381
Okay, chill out!

349
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,604
Mikey, watch out!

350
00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:25,698
He's Tokyo drifting
around us.

351
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,099
I'm awesome.

352
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,275
Yeah, Raph!

353
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,367
Guys, look around!

354
00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:50,723
We did it!We did that!
I totally helped.

355
00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:53,900
Hide, hide, hide.

356
00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:59,949
Hello,
I'm an unarmed noncombatant
here for her scooter.

357
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:01,124
Whoa.

358
00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:03,344
Y'all got your butts
whupped.

359
00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:11,395
This is really not
how I thought this night
was gonna go.

360
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,442
Wait.
Where'd you guys go?

361
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:15,704
Hey.

362
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,447
Hey, I see you in there.

363
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:20,753
I think she can see us.

364
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:22,624
She can't.She totally can!

365
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,583
I won't make a big deal
about the ninja star.

366
00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:27,368
You got my scooter back so I
feel like that's square. Um...

367
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,936
Donnie, you go out first.
You're the most inviting
and friendly.

368
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:32,329
I get that you have to huddle,

369
00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:35,071
but the longer you lurk
in the shadows,

370
00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:37,073
like, the more sus it gets
every second.

371
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,989
She said we're sus!
That's not good. You know? Yeah.

372
00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:43,689
And now it's, like,
doubly sus to be whispering
about how sus...

373
00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:46,343
Hey.Wassup?

374
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:47,910
Hey.

375
00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:51,087
Oh, you're crime-fighters
with turtle costumes.

376
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:55,178
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think all
the good animals are taken.

377
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:58,268
Sharks. Uh, there's
wolves up for grabs.

378
00:26:58,442 --> 00:27:00,575
Wow, the costumes
are really crazy.

379
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,795
These eyes are wet
like real eyeballs.

380
00:27:02,969 --> 00:27:04,405
How do you get this
on and off?

381
00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,930
That's your skin!She touched--
That's my skin.

382
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:10,367
What are you?
What could you be?

383
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:14,067
Can we explain this
over some pizza?

384
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:19,115
How you guys feel
about pepperoni?

385
00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:21,248
She's down for pizza?I didn't think it
would get this far.

386
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:25,339
So, there's this rat...Long ago,
in New York City...

387
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:28,255
...my brothers and I......we were
a bunch of turtles...

388
00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:35,001
This is-- I don't know
where we came from....our dad again--

389
00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:37,699
Stop. Stop. Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop!

390
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:41,181
Okay, you were
real baby turtles

391
00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:44,575
who made contact
with mystery ooze,

392
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:48,405
and therefore started to age

393
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:53,584
from mutant baby turtles
to mutant-turtle-men-guys?

394
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,456
Uh, turtle boys, actually.

395
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:58,459
I would say teens.
I would say cool teens.Yeah, we're cool.

396
00:27:58,633 --> 00:28:02,245
Teenagers! Amazing. Insane.
All right, well, tell me more.

397
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:05,161
Obviously, I want to know
everything about you.

398
00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:08,469
Like, is there more of you?

399
00:28:08,643 --> 00:28:09,905
Nope, just us.

400
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:11,951
"They are alone
in the world."

401
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,605
And nobody's ever
asked you about this

402
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,390
or talked to you about this?

403
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,305
I know, right?No, not really.

404
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:20,437
Sometimes we pretend to be on
Wendy Williams, but that's it.

405
00:28:20,611 --> 00:28:22,091
Why you writing
all this down?

406
00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:24,790
Oh. I'm a journalist.
Well, I want to be a journalist.

407
00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:26,182
I write for my school paper.

408
00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:27,488
Really?

409
00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:29,403
I assumed you'd want
to be on camera,

410
00:28:29,577 --> 00:28:32,058
'cause you have
a very camera-ready look.

411
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:35,365
Never on camera.Okay.

412
00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:39,195
I'm down here researching
this story on Superfly
and his string of super crimes.

413
00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:43,243
The police have been talking
about implementing this curfew
if they don't find him soon.

414
00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:45,288
It spooked the parents,
and they canceled prom.

415
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:47,334
I'm trying to help
bring him to justice

416
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,771
so everyone can chill out
or whatever.

417
00:28:49,945 --> 00:28:52,992
But this!
Turtle mutant karate teens.

418
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,342
I mean,
this is a pretty good story.

419
00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:57,605
Look, I don't know
if we should.

420
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:01,609
Why not? This is gold!
This is so good!

421
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,698
We were taught that humans
would try to destroy us

422
00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:05,439
if they ever found out
we ever existed.

423
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:07,876
You know, kill us,
or put us in a lab and milk us.

424
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,792
I wouldn't milk you.
You don't even have nipples.

425
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,925
Look, human woman,
I got a question.

426
00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:15,405
So just be straight with me.

427
00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:18,147
Do you think there are
more people like you?

428
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:20,889
You know, people
who will accept us?

429
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,286
No. No, absolutely not.

430
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,679
Um, genuinely, no.
There's no way.

431
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:31,334
I knew it!It's confirmed.
We're doomed.

432
00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:32,422
Wait, wait, wait.

433
00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:34,816
If I'm being honest...

434
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:38,559
I mean, the reason I'm not
scared of you is, you know,
you guys helped me out.

435
00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:40,082
And if you hadn't,

436
00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:42,911
and I had just, like,
stumbled across you,

437
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,870
yeah, I'd be very scared.

438
00:29:45,044 --> 00:29:48,047
I'd be really, um,
freaked out and disgusted.

439
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,658
Sorry, my mom is texting.

440
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:53,008
Dad is texting us!
He's freaking out a bit.

441
00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:55,445
Well, at least
all parents are the same.

442
00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:57,796
A hundred percent.Yeah, for sure.

443
00:29:57,970 --> 00:30:00,320
Our dad is definitely not
a giant rat.

444
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,323
That makes me feel
like he's a rat.

445
00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:05,542
Well, I'll AirDrop you
my contact,

446
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,327
and if you ever feel like

447
00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,895
you want to come out
into the world or whatever,

448
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,548
just let me know.

449
00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:14,116
I would love to write
a story about it, seriously.

450
00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:15,814
Good night.

451
00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:18,425
She seemed cool.

452
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:19,905
Here he goes again.Every girl, man.

453
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:22,081
That's your type?Give me that contact.

454
00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:24,997
Give me that contact! Please.
Give me the phone!

455
00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:28,565
It was sick!

456
00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:31,351
I mean, you guys saw it.
I was, like, wow!

457
00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:33,396
I want more, guys.

458
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:36,138
I got the taste of life,
and I don't want to
wash it out of my mouth.

459
00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:38,837
I want it to linger
on my tongue,
swish around my throat and--

460
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:41,230
You're really driving
this metaphor into the ground.

461
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:44,016
But he's right.
I mean, it was too good
to give up on.

462
00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,235
You guys heard April
and the words that came out

463
00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:48,847
of her incredibly formed
and beautiful mouth.

464
00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:52,676
The only reason she liked us
was because we saved her.
She saw us as heroes.

465
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:56,071
So, what if everyone
saw us as heroes? What do you mean?

466
00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:57,899
I mean, look!

467
00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:02,773
We use our ninja skills
to take out Superfly.

468
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,601
We'll drag him up to City Hall,

469
00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:07,169
dump him on the steps
for the cops and say,

470
00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:09,519
"We're the heroes
who stopped Superfly!

471
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:12,087
Yeah, we look
a little different,
but we're on your side."

472
00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,610
Everyone will be like,

473
00:31:13,784 --> 00:31:15,525
"Hey, those '‘toitles'
are all right.

474
00:31:15,699 --> 00:31:17,310
I'm a cabbie from the Bronx."

475
00:31:17,484 --> 00:31:19,399
Then everyone in the city
will think we're cool.

476
00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:21,401
They'll accept us.

477
00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,620
"Sign my baby!"

478
00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:26,145
And then,
once the overall fanfare
has settled down,

479
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:29,148
we'll enroll in high school,
where we'll be normal--

480
00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:32,586
if not slightly more popular
than average-- students.

481
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,457
Okay,
I'm following this.

482
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,242
It's like Hulk
in Avengers: Endgame.

483
00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:38,548
Sure, he's a giant,
terrifying green monster,

484
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:40,246
but everyone knows
he saved them,

485
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,683
so they're taking selfies
with him in a diner.

486
00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:44,946
You know Mark Ruffalo
mostly improvised that scene?

487
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,036
I know.
He's good on his feet.Nobody cares about that, okay?

488
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:49,690
This is a great plan.

489
00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:51,605
If this works,
I won't have to hang
with you losers

490
00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:52,867
for the rest of my life.

491
00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,521
Yeah.Yeah! That's very true.

492
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,349
Uh, what about Dad,
though?

493
00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:59,482
I mean, he doesn't really
need to know about it.

494
00:32:00,222 --> 00:32:01,354
Right?

495
00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:05,271
Look, if we're gonna do this,
we'll have to get April's help.

496
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,969
Sounds like she's been doing
tons of research on Superfly.

497
00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:09,492
She probably has
some good leads.

498
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:13,496
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!

499
00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,629
So you're in?Yeah, I'm in.

500
00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:20,373
Let's go!
We did it, Mikey!

501
00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,942
Hello? Turtle-- Fellas.

502
00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:26,118
Uh, hey.
Is that you guys for real?

503
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,730
...April. Yes, it's...
...Leo!

504
00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:31,819
You know, we were talking... Yeah?

505
00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,690
...and we have a proposal. Okay.

506
00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:35,518
You help us find Superfly,

507
00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,912
we bring him to justice,
you document it all,

508
00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:41,394
and when we got him,
you release the story,
your prom is uncanceled,

509
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:43,396
and we get accepted
by the world as heroes.

510
00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,267
Wow. Yes. Uh, yeah.

511
00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:47,443
Sure. I mean...

512
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:48,836
...if I'm being honest,

513
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,969
I totally stopped
thinking about this.

514
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:53,275
I had a lot of things to do.

515
00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:55,669
By the way,
do you guys have ears?

516
00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:58,759
Just say yes,
just say yes.I think so?

517
00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,935
They think they have ears.

518
00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:02,589
Okay, perfect. Yes.

519
00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:05,244
Um, how about we meet tonight,
8:00 p.m., Eastman High.

520
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:08,725
Everyone will be gone,
and I've got all my research
in the school darkroom.

521
00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:11,685
Cool. Cool.
So, uh, it's a date.

522
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:13,295
Wait, what?

523
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:15,950
No, no, just hang up.
Just hang up.

524
00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:17,821
You know what?

525
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,737
It's like bad service
or something.
I'll see you tonight!

526
00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:23,262
Who's got no rizz now?

527
00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,308
Sorry, Dad.
Have to leave now.

528
00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:29,485
Heading out!
Love you so much. Love you.Goodbye. Kisses!

529
00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:32,053
What are they up to?

530
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,246
Whoo-hoo!

531
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:52,987
Hey.

532
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:56,251
You actually made it.
That seemed very dangerous.

533
00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:58,079
Oh, that?
Ha! Not at all.

534
00:33:58,253 --> 00:33:59,950
I mean, we eat danger
for breakfast.

535
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,344
Actually, I eat pizza
with bits of waffles on it.

536
00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:03,780
It's better than it sounds.

537
00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:06,131
It actually sounds
delicious, honestly.

538
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:08,785
Okay, well,
uh, come on in.

539
00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11,658
Really? We can
just go in there?

540
00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:13,616
Yeah, of course.

541
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:16,619
Welcome to Eastman High.

542
00:34:17,881 --> 00:34:19,448
Wow.

543
00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:25,411
It's very strange.

544
00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:27,935
I feel you guys
actually want to
go to high school.

545
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,503
Yeah, we do.
We very much do.

546
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,157
Why? Don't you
love high school?

547
00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:34,202
Oh, yeah, I mean,

548
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,422
as a very popular
and well-liked person,

549
00:34:36,596 --> 00:34:37,988
I love high school,
yeah.

550
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,642
But don't worry about me.

551
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:42,341
Is this living up
to your dreams?

552
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:43,559
No.

553
00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:45,518
It's even better!
Attack on Titan?

554
00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:47,694
Whoever's locker this is
likes anime.

555
00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,174
I don't even
know this person,

556
00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,089
and they get me more
than anyone ever has!

557
00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:55,484
Guys, look!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Improv team tryouts!

558
00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:57,660
I've got to sign up.
This is amazing!

559
00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,619
Mikey, what are you--
We don't even go here.Yet.

560
00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:01,099
The tryouts aren't
for two weeks.

561
00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:02,404
We could be enrolled by then.

562
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,580
They need a last name.

563
00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:06,278
Wait, what's our last name?

564
00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:08,323
I've never thought
about that, actually.

565
00:35:08,497 --> 00:35:10,934
Do we not have last names?Who are we?

566
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,328
It's okay.
I'll just break it up.

567
00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:15,809
Michael Angelo.

568
00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:18,072
Hey, I'm Michael Angelo.

569
00:35:18,246 --> 00:35:19,160
Perfecto.

570
00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:20,901
That makes you Leo Nardo!

571
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:24,861
Hey, Nardo.Nardo.

572
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,342
It could be Leon Ardo.
That's a cool name.

573
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:32,695
She called him Nardo too.Nardo!

574
00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:34,088
Nardo!

575
00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:36,264
Hey, well, at least
I'm not "Puke Girl."

576
00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:38,092
That is a bad nickname!

577
00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:40,007
We don't know
if that says "Puke Girl."

578
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,792
It could be "Poke Girl."
Maybe this girl just likes tuna.

579
00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,751
Oh, my God.
Are you Puke Girl?

580
00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:47,406
She's Puke Girl!That does not say "poke."

581
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:50,191
All right! Stop.
Listen.

582
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:52,193
I told you,
ever since I was young,

583
00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:53,934
I wanted to be a journalist,
and so,

584
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,502
I thought I could read
the morning announcements,

585
00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,243
and, you know, well,

586
00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:00,375
it didn't go so well.

587
00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:08,340
I don't know. Maybe the cameras
and the attention got to me,

588
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:11,169
and the anxiety made me feel
like I was gonna explode,

589
00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:13,127
and so, well...

590
00:36:13,301 --> 00:36:14,215
You didn't.

591
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:15,303
I did.

592
00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:23,790
Oh, God.

593
00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:31,363
I went viral.

594
00:36:31,537 --> 00:36:32,494
I was remixed.

595
00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:36,455
Memed.

596
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,674
The sound even
trended on TikTok.

597
00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:43,549
I thought if I use the paper
to find Superfly

598
00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:45,115
and get prom uncanceled,

599
00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,379
I can remain firmly
off camera,

600
00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:50,991
but also maybe be known for
something cool instead of--

601
00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:52,427
What? Being Puke Girl? Hmm?

602
00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:54,603
You don't want that anymore?
No?

603
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,650
But maybe you're not
the only ones

604
00:36:57,824 --> 00:37:00,348
who want to be heroes
so people like them, okay?

605
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:01,610
Can we go?

606
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,273
All right, here's what I got.

607
00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:17,365
Yes, yes,
it's incredibly impressive.
Okay, listen.

608
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,454
Superfly seems to be
building something.

609
00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:22,718
I mean, we're talking
Gru/Megamind-type stuff.

610
00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:26,200
He's knocking off insanely
highly technical shipments.

611
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,158
State of the art.
Incredibly expensive.

612
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,160
And he pays off thugs
to do his dirty work

613
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,511
so he can stay
completely under the radar.

614
00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:34,382
Nobody's ever seen his face.Why?

615
00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:37,037
Because he kills
everyone who does.

616
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,474
Whoa!Cool.

617
00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:40,867
No, not cool.

618
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,609
So how are we
gonna find him?

619
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:45,741
You know the ice cream truck
heist last week, right?

620
00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:47,787
They stole
a radioactive storage unit.

621
00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:51,660
And look.
I found this at the chop shop
where they took my scooter.

622
00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,097
They must be doing business
with Superfly.

623
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,448
That chop shop is run by
these guys and their crew.

624
00:37:56,622 --> 00:38:00,582
Short Sharon, Bald Bronson,
Toupee Tom and Normal Nate.

625
00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:03,193
They are the ones who
can lead us to Superfly.

626
00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:04,586
That's a lot of leads.

627
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,109
And a lot of
terrible nicknames.

628
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,199
Still better than Nardo.We agreed on Leon Ardo.

629
00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:11,898
Let's start chasing them down.

630
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:42,510
Normal Nate deals with that!

631
00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:44,382
I'm just a legitimate
mattress salesman.

632
00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:45,861
You want Short Sharon.

633
00:39:46,035 --> 00:39:47,341
I don't talk to stupid turtles!

634
00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:48,995
You're looking for Toupee Tom!

635
00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:51,040
Hey, I don't talk,
but if I did talk,

636
00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:52,912
I'd tell you
it was Bad Bernie
you were looking for.

637
00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:55,305
But you didn't hear it from me.Where's Bad Bernie?

638
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,438
Okay, I'll talk.

639
00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:58,874
Yeah, all right.

640
00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:01,573
My guys stole
this radioactive storage unit,

641
00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:03,749
but Superfly, he kills them.

642
00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:07,056
Then he calls me and says
I gotta get him another thing--

643
00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:08,580
an "assimilator."

644
00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:11,104
And if I don't do it,
he's gonna kill me too.

645
00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,411
So last night we got one.

646
00:40:15,717 --> 00:40:17,458
The deal with Superfly
is tonight,

647
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:18,633
under the bridge.

648
00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:20,635
We give him his unit,

649
00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:22,768
and he leaves us alone.

650
00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:25,379
Good. You did good.

651
00:40:26,815 --> 00:40:28,208
Dude! He talked!

652
00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:30,906
That was so exhilarating!

653
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,083
The adrenaline pumping
in my veins is crazy!

654
00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:37,260
Superfly is making a deal
with Bad Bernie's guys tonight,

655
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,088
in an hour,
under the Brooklyn Bridge.

656
00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,830
We show up in Bernie's van
with the goods, and boom!

657
00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:43,615
Superfly is caught in our web.

658
00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:45,965
Did you get that, April?
Did you film that?

659
00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:48,402
Sorry, am I supposed to film
all the stuff you do?

660
00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:49,969
'Cause a lot of it's dumb.Yes.

661
00:40:50,143 --> 00:40:51,318
I'll do the talking.

662
00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:52,711
Hey, I'm a gangster.

663
00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:54,103
I got my puffer and my Tims.

664
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:55,975
I need my bacon,
egg and cheese too.

665
00:40:56,149 --> 00:40:57,280
You got the goods,
Superfly?

666
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,195
Bacon, egg and cheese.

667
00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:02,721
Let me get that
bacon, egg and cheese.

668
00:41:02,895 --> 00:41:05,375
And let me get
that Arizona Iced Tea.

669
00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:08,378
With a bev? With a bev?
Yerd!

670
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:11,425
We outside. We outside.

671
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:14,602
Outside. You heard.Yerd! Yerd! Yerd!

672
00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:18,127
Bronx. Bronx. Yerd!

673
00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:21,217
Yeah, I don't think this
is gonna help people like you.

674
00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:22,654
Just being honest.

675
00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:28,181
Let me get a bacon,
egg and cheese.Bronx. Bronx.

676
00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:32,707
Uh-oh, text from Dad.

677
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:36,929
What do you think is wrong?

678
00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:39,018
I bet that cat is back.
He freaks out every time.

679
00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:40,976
He probably just can't
get the Roku working.

680
00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:42,848
Hopefully it's quick
and we can just meet up
with Superfly.

681
00:41:43,022 --> 00:41:44,719
All right, April,
we live just up there,

682
00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:47,722
but our dad,
he doesn't really
like humans.

683
00:41:47,896 --> 00:41:49,028
Rude.

684
00:41:49,202 --> 00:41:51,291
I mean, to be fair,
I don't love rats.

685
00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:52,945
And that's totally fair.Understandable.

686
00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:55,991
But just wait here, okay?
We'll be back in a few.

687
00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:59,952
And there's a cockroach
surfing on a turd.

688
00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:01,431
Awesome. Good.

689
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,259
Love that
I'm looking at that.

690
00:42:08,134 --> 00:42:09,309
Surprise!

691
00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:14,444
Dad, you really can't keep
scaring us like that.

692
00:42:14,619 --> 00:42:15,968
Welcome home!

693
00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:18,318
Why are there balloons?Dad, what are you doing?

694
00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:21,800
Look, I am not stupid.
I know something's up.

695
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:24,411
You do?I do. You're done
with the sewers.

696
00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:26,413
You want to be
in the human world.

697
00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:29,329
I went through your stuff
and I found your human clothes.

698
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,157
What the heck is that?

699
00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:34,073
Those aren't ours.How did that even
get in our stuff?

700
00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:35,770
Boys, it's okay.

701
00:42:35,944 --> 00:42:38,686
I think I maybe found a way
to make you happy.

702
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:41,471
I brought the human world
to you. Look!

703
00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:44,910
Human friends.
"Hello, I'm a human."

704
00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:46,215
Say hi to Chris.

705
00:42:46,389 --> 00:42:48,522
"I'm Chris Pine.
Look at my eyebrows.

706
00:42:48,696 --> 00:42:50,916
I'm the best Chris."
Amazing, right?

707
00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,091
That is what we love.

708
00:42:52,265 --> 00:42:54,484
And watch. I'm a waiter.

709
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,574
The full
human restaurant experience.

710
00:42:56,748 --> 00:42:58,706
Sit down.
Let me take your order.

711
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,317
It could be anything.
But it has to be pizza.

712
00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:05,974
Uh, look, Dad,
we appreciate it,

713
00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:07,628
but we still got
more errands to run.

714
00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:10,196
What's going on?
What are you doing up there?

715
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:12,633
Don't lie. Tell me.
Are you in trouble?

716
00:43:12,807 --> 00:43:14,287
Is something wrong?

717
00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:15,941
Is someone trying to milk you?

718
00:43:16,115 --> 00:43:17,595
No, ew.It's never milking!

719
00:43:17,769 --> 00:43:19,814
Why do you always jump
straight to milking?

720
00:43:19,988 --> 00:43:22,469
Do you need help?
Anything you need, I'm here.

721
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:24,950
No!No. No, no, no.
Dad, look.

722
00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:26,821
We're just running errands--

723
00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:29,215
shopping, getting the stuff
we need to live down here.

724
00:43:29,389 --> 00:43:31,739
Really? That's it?

725
00:43:31,913 --> 00:43:35,047
Yeah,
that is literally it.Mm-hmm. Nothing else.

726
00:43:35,221 --> 00:43:37,876
All right, well, hey.
Thanks for the surprise party.

727
00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:40,008
Yup. Appreciate it, Dad.
We will be leaving.

728
00:43:40,182 --> 00:43:41,314
Goodbye.

729
00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:55,502
Wow, you're actually
a good driver, Donnie.

730
00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:57,591
Huh. Countless hours
on Forza Horizon

731
00:43:57,765 --> 00:43:59,288
Hey, guys.

732
00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:01,943
Oh, hello?
April, you-- Uh, you there? Yeah, I got you.

733
00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:05,643
Now, just know,
this footage is going to be
the definitive imagery

734
00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:07,601
of your entire existences,

735
00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:10,735
so, um, like,
don't make it lame or anything.

736
00:44:10,909 --> 00:44:12,301
We're not the ones
who puke on camera.

737
00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:14,173
We'd have to try
really hard to do that.

738
00:44:14,347 --> 00:44:16,392
Hey, shut up, shut up.
Look, here he comes.

739
00:44:25,924 --> 00:44:28,317
Look at those cars!Bro,
he's got cool Tims.

740
00:44:28,491 --> 00:44:30,842
This guy is super fly.

741
00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:33,366
I mean,
look at those rims, bro!

742
00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:38,153
All right,
there's two cars
and a motorcycle.

743
00:44:38,327 --> 00:44:39,633
That's like ten dudes, tops.

744
00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:41,766
Oh, man.
They're gonna be so scared

745
00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:45,117
when they see
they're about to roll up on
a bunch of mutants!

746
00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:06,094
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.

747
00:45:06,268 --> 00:45:07,617
What do we do, Leo?

748
00:45:07,792 --> 00:45:09,750
You're the leader.
You should know.

749
00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:13,145
Alpha formation?You don't even know
what Alpha formation is!

750
00:45:24,983 --> 00:45:27,115
What is that?

751
00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:38,039
Yo, come on, y'all.
Let's get the goods.

752
00:45:39,475 --> 00:45:40,738
Yo!

753
00:45:40,912 --> 00:45:42,174
What?

754
00:45:42,348 --> 00:45:44,219
What the-- Y'all some
little tortoises, huh?

755
00:45:44,393 --> 00:45:46,395
Damn! Look at you.

756
00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:48,354
Y'all adorable, man.

757
00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:50,922
Bad Bernie got some turtles
on the payroll.

758
00:45:51,096 --> 00:45:52,488
No. We don't work
for Bernie.

759
00:45:52,662 --> 00:45:53,925
We're here to find you.

760
00:45:54,099 --> 00:45:55,796
I can't believe
there are other mutants!

761
00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:57,189
Like us!

762
00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,800
This is wild!
I mean, this is crazy-like.

763
00:45:59,974 --> 00:46:00,888
Let me guess.

764
00:46:01,062 --> 00:46:02,672
Fifteen years ago, right,

765
00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:04,587
some sludge
was dumped in a sewer,

766
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:05,980
and y'all came from that.

767
00:46:06,154 --> 00:46:07,590
We prefer the term "ooze,"
but yeah.

768
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,636
It's like more--
It's just nicer sounding.

769
00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:11,420
It rolls off
the tongue better.

770
00:46:11,594 --> 00:46:12,900
Ooze, ooze...

771
00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:15,468
It's nice, right?
It's ooze.

772
00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:17,078
Damn! Ooze.

773
00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:19,428
I like that.
I like "ooze."

774
00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:23,258
So, look, that same ooze
made me, okay?

775
00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:25,086
My dad, Baxter Stockman,

776
00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:28,176
he's the one
who dumped the ooze
down the drain, baby.

777
00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:30,352
So technically, we cousins.

778
00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:32,964
We're related.
We're cousins! What up, cuz?

779
00:46:33,138 --> 00:46:35,357
Cuzzo, what's up?
That's awesome! Cuzzo!

780
00:46:35,531 --> 00:46:37,011
I've always wanted a cousin.

781
00:46:37,185 --> 00:46:38,796
Well, look at you now.
You got a bunch.

782
00:46:38,970 --> 00:46:41,711
I'm so sorry.
I didn't introduce my peeps.

783
00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:44,149
This is Bebop
and that's Rocksteady.

784
00:46:44,323 --> 00:46:46,499
What you looking at, punks?Yeah,
what you looking at?

785
00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:47,630
Right here we got Wingnut.

786
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,023
Hi. Wing-wave.

787
00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:50,590
We got Ray Fillet.

788
00:46:57,858 --> 00:47:00,730
Stop singing, fool.
Just say your name normal.

789
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:02,080
Uh, Ray Fillet.

790
00:47:02,254 --> 00:47:03,255
This is Leatherhead.

791
00:47:03,429 --> 00:47:04,909
Ah! G'day, fellas.

792
00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:06,606
Genghis Frog.

793
00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,000
Goochie,
goochie, goochie.Look at the little jacket.

794
00:47:09,174 --> 00:47:10,218
Peekaboo.
Peekaboo. Peekaboo.

795
00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:11,916
Don't patronize me.

796
00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:14,832
We working on that name.
Your name is wack, man!

797
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:17,269
And that's Scumbug.
She only speaks Vermin.

798
00:47:20,185 --> 00:47:21,577
And that's Mondo Gecko.

799
00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:24,102
Hey, what's up, bros?

800
00:47:24,276 --> 00:47:26,365
I'm a hugger. Get in here.A little too tight.

801
00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:27,932
Get in.That one seems cool.

802
00:47:28,106 --> 00:47:29,498
I like his vibe.

803
00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:31,892
I like your vibe.I like your vibe.

804
00:47:32,066 --> 00:47:34,025
I like your vibe.I like your vibe.

805
00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:36,549
I like your vibe!

806
00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:38,029
Mondo,
quit hugging everybody!

807
00:47:38,203 --> 00:47:40,640
Remember why we're here.
The story.

808
00:47:40,814 --> 00:47:42,642
We know you're building
some sort of super weapon.

809
00:47:42,816 --> 00:47:46,124
Weapon? I'm building
the opposite of a weapon.

810
00:47:46,298 --> 00:47:47,647
Weapons kill.

811
00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:51,042
What I'm making will create.

812
00:47:51,216 --> 00:47:54,915
Okay. I'm leaning in.What are you building?

813
00:47:55,089 --> 00:47:58,223
If we gonna chat,
let's go somewhere fun.

814
00:48:06,405 --> 00:48:08,929
Cowabunga, "bro-sin"!
I just made that up.

815
00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:12,106
Eh!
Watch that stinger.

816
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,673
Okay, Fillet.

817
00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:17,198
I never met anyone else
as angry as me.

818
00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:20,593
What's not to
be angry about?I hate everything!

819
00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:22,290
Man, you guys get it!

820
00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:24,379
That was awesome!That was good.

821
00:48:25,685 --> 00:48:26,860
Dang, you guys are good.

822
00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:28,557
Yeah, right?
It's pretty much all we do.

823
00:48:28,731 --> 00:48:32,039
Out of quarters.Don't worry.
I got you, mates.

824
00:48:32,213 --> 00:48:33,432
This is amazing.

825
00:48:33,606 --> 00:48:35,303
Get in there. Get the scrum.

826
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:38,654
Check it, check it.

827
00:48:43,529 --> 00:48:44,747
That was a juicy one!

828
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,011
Hey, guys.
What's going on in there?

829
00:48:47,185 --> 00:48:49,665
Still not sure,
if I'm being honest.

830
00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:51,276
Okay, well,
ask him more questions!

831
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:53,104
Figure out what the hell's
going on with this dude.

832
00:48:54,801 --> 00:48:57,369
So, um, maybe you
could finish explaining

833
00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:59,153
like exactly
where you came from

834
00:48:59,327 --> 00:49:00,763
and what you want and stuff?

835
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,027
What do I want? Oh, easy.

836
00:49:03,201 --> 00:49:04,637
Acceptance.

837
00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:07,118
No way, man!
We want that too.Yeah, like us.

838
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:09,076
Let me go back to the start.

839
00:49:10,295 --> 00:49:13,124
My earliest memory in the world

840
00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:17,867
is my dad telling me
that he never was accepted.

841
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:22,046
He just wanted a family, man.
That's why he created us.

842
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:25,136
But then, that's when
the people he worked for

843
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:26,224
sent the ops through.

844
00:49:26,398 --> 00:49:27,834
They took it from him.

845
00:49:30,445 --> 00:49:33,492
I rescued my little
baby brother and sister.

846
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:36,016
And since I was the oldest,
I had to raise them.

847
00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:39,367
He did a great job.
We're very well-adjusted.

848
00:49:40,716 --> 00:49:43,371
Anyway,
we thought, these humans,

849
00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:44,982
yeah, they murdered our dad,

850
00:49:45,156 --> 00:49:48,507
but maybe they just
ain't all bad, you know?

851
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:51,814
We went out. We hit the town.

852
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:53,860
And it didn't go well.

853
00:49:58,038 --> 00:49:59,561
Especially this one dude.

854
00:49:59,735 --> 00:50:02,347
He wouldn't stop chasing us.
He wanted to kill us!

855
00:50:02,521 --> 00:50:04,349
Oh, my God.
That's what happened to us.

856
00:50:04,523 --> 00:50:07,091
That's why our dad
made us live in the sewer
our whole lives.

857
00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:09,876
Not me. That sounds
like a punk choice.

858
00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:12,879
You know what I did?
I beat that fool down!

859
00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,708
I touched that chin,
mollywhopped him.

860
00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:18,145
Whop, whop to
a inch of his life. Bop!

861
00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:20,060
And then I knew what to do.

862
00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:23,455
I decided
to kill all the humans

863
00:50:23,629 --> 00:50:25,587
and let the mutants
rule the Earth.

864
00:50:25,761 --> 00:50:27,415
That-- That's a take.

865
00:50:27,589 --> 00:50:31,767
I inherited my dad's mind
for science and I thought,

866
00:50:31,941 --> 00:50:35,858
"What if I built a machine
to enact my plan?"

867
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,774
I've been stealing
all the parts that I need,

868
00:50:38,948 --> 00:50:41,168
and now I'm ready.

869
00:50:41,342 --> 00:50:44,128
I'm gonna use
a little of my blood

870
00:50:44,302 --> 00:50:47,870
to create
a weaponized version
of the ooze.

871
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:51,004
Then we gonna launch it
into the atmosphere

872
00:50:51,178 --> 00:50:54,616
and watch it vaporize.

873
00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:55,748
Here's the kicker:

874
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,358
Every animal on Earth

875
00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,578
will be transformed
into a mutant.

876
00:50:59,752 --> 00:51:03,582
Every fly, flea, tick,
snake, fish and whale.

877
00:51:03,756 --> 00:51:05,062
Everything!

878
00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:08,021
And we become
the dominant species on Earth.

879
00:51:08,195 --> 00:51:12,025
That's bad.
That's very bad... for me.

880
00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:15,898
What happens to humans
in this plan of yours?

881
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:17,639
Nothing good.

882
00:51:17,813 --> 00:51:19,946
We wish
there was another way
to feel safe and happy,

883
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,514
but peoples,
they got to go!

884
00:51:22,688 --> 00:51:25,386
A bunch of them
gonna be eaten, enslaved,

885
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,084
turned into fuel of some sort.

886
00:51:27,258 --> 00:51:29,129
Maybe they'll become
a form of entertainment...

887
00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,478
...you know what I mean?

888
00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,219
You know how they used
to have dog shows

889
00:51:32,393 --> 00:51:33,829
and they had horse races?

890
00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:38,095
Maybe we'll have redhead shows,
fat booty boy races.

891
00:51:38,269 --> 00:51:39,922
Baby tossing.
Something like that.

892
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,185
I'll think of something stupid.

893
00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:43,404
Wow, that's--
that's even worse.

894
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:44,666
They should be pets.

895
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,929
Honestly,
I'm open to all ideas.

896
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,453
You know what I mean?

897
00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:50,890
Any crazy thing y'all think of,
I want to do it.

898
00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:52,326
You know what I mean?

899
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:54,285
Just pitch it
as soon as possible,

900
00:51:54,459 --> 00:51:57,331
'cause now that I got this,
I can complete my device,

901
00:51:57,505 --> 00:52:01,988
and acceptance will be ours.

902
00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:04,121
Yeah!Yes! Great!

903
00:52:04,295 --> 00:52:07,080
So wassup?
You wanna roll with us?

904
00:52:07,254 --> 00:52:10,823
'Cause we can activate
the machine tonight.

905
00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:12,781
Yeah!Yay, Fillet!

906
00:52:12,955 --> 00:52:15,219
Hey, just checking in.

907
00:52:15,393 --> 00:52:19,005
You stopping them now,
or you gonna make me film you
supplying an evil villain

908
00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:21,834
with the last piece
of his horrible puzzle?

909
00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:24,750
You're gonna stop him?
You're gonna stop him.

910
00:52:24,924 --> 00:52:27,448
Somebody cough so I know
you're gonna stop him. Working on it.

911
00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:30,625
Yo, Superfly, so what if
we're actually, like,

912
00:52:30,799 --> 00:52:32,627
I don't know,
I'm just getting silly here,

913
00:52:32,801 --> 00:52:34,151
what if we're not
into the plan?

914
00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:36,675
What if we don't like it?
What would happen?

915
00:52:36,849 --> 00:52:39,330
Just hypothetically
speaking, obviously.

916
00:52:39,504 --> 00:52:40,635
Well, that would mean

917
00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:43,551
that I was wrong about you

918
00:52:44,857 --> 00:52:47,773
and y'all not as cool
as I thought you were.

919
00:52:47,947 --> 00:52:49,514
And that right there

920
00:52:49,688 --> 00:52:50,993
piss me off!

921
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:52,169
Whoa! Uh...

922
00:52:52,343 --> 00:52:53,735
No, but we don't--
we don't--

923
00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:55,433
I'm about to go
to a hundred on y'all.

924
00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:58,436
No, Superfly,
don't misunderstand me.

925
00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:00,133
Remember? Cousin? Cuz?

926
00:53:00,307 --> 00:53:02,266
No, don't "cuz" me
right now, man.We were kidding.

927
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,790
Drop that.
This ain't got nothing
to do with that.

928
00:53:04,964 --> 00:53:07,880
We're just joking around,
because we are, in fact,
very into your plan.

929
00:53:08,054 --> 00:53:10,752
It's, like, great!
I love the killing-people part.

930
00:53:10,926 --> 00:53:12,189
Yeah, I'll cut around that.

931
00:53:12,363 --> 00:53:13,668
Guys, I got an idea.

932
00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:15,757
So, uh, S-Fly, my man,

933
00:53:15,931 --> 00:53:18,151
we'll drive the van
with the storage unit,

934
00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:19,631
and, uh, you lead the way.

935
00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:21,023
Nice. Smooth.

936
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:23,461
Cool. But I drive fast,

937
00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:25,245
and I don't want y'all
to get lost,

938
00:53:25,419 --> 00:53:27,334
so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock!

939
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,902
Ride with the tortoises.

940
00:53:30,076 --> 00:53:31,338
I drive!

941
00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:34,167
You're--
You're good to drive?

942
00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:35,255
No.

943
00:53:47,876 --> 00:53:50,096
Spice Girls! Put 'em on! You don't like Phish?

944
00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:52,229
What's Phish? Spice Girls!

945
00:53:52,403 --> 00:53:55,493
Why are you looking at me?
You think of something.

946
00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:58,670
Hey, dudes,
fun cruising with you,

947
00:53:58,844 --> 00:54:00,715
but where are we going
exactly?

948
00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:03,892
Oh. See that building
over there? That's not it.

949
00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:07,287
No, we're going to this
super cool shipping graveyard
over on Staten Island.

950
00:54:07,461 --> 00:54:08,767
It's the best borough, bro.

951
00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:11,291
I love Staten Island!

952
00:54:11,465 --> 00:54:13,772
Okay, it's go time.
Attack these fools.

953
00:54:13,946 --> 00:54:16,035
Not sure that's
as easy as it sounds.

954
00:54:16,209 --> 00:54:17,993
This dude is literally
a rhinoceros, man.

955
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:20,169
How about something
we can all sing along to?

956
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:22,694
If we jam the brakes,
they'll fly out of the car.

957
00:54:22,868 --> 00:54:24,957
There's no windshield.It's impossible.

958
00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:27,916
We'd need a long and narrow
device small enough
to get under the seat

959
00:54:28,090 --> 00:54:29,353
but strong enough
to press the pedal.

960
00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:30,789
You mean a stick?

961
00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:32,878
I got it. 4 Non B's.

962
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,149
How good is this?

963
00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:44,455
Time of my life.

964
00:54:44,629 --> 00:54:46,065
God, they're good.

965
00:54:56,771 --> 00:55:00,035
What's going on?

966
00:55:00,209 --> 00:55:02,908
Sorry.

967
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,609
What the--

968
00:55:10,263 --> 00:55:12,221
Y'all better hurry.

969
00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:14,180
You hurt Rock, I hurt you.

970
00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:35,070
Don't worry, guys.
I got this.

971
00:55:36,507 --> 00:55:39,901
I don't got this.
I don't got this!

972
00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:41,729
You're dead, tortoises!

973
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,867
Oh, yeah!

974
00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:53,350
You can't stop me!
It's a monster truck, dummies!

975
00:55:53,524 --> 00:55:54,481
Get them, Mondo!

976
00:55:56,004 --> 00:55:57,615
Watch where you're driving!

977
00:55:57,789 --> 00:56:00,835
Yo, dudes, you launched me
out of the front of that van.

978
00:56:01,009 --> 00:56:02,054
That is not cool!

979
00:56:02,228 --> 00:56:03,751
I'm so sorry. We had to.

980
00:56:03,925 --> 00:56:06,188
You know what?
I don't accept that apology!

981
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,755
Yeah, I'm not sorry at all,

982
00:56:09,801 --> 00:56:10,715
Boom!

983
00:56:17,635 --> 00:56:19,767
I'm back, you green punks.

984
00:56:19,941 --> 00:56:21,465
Stop it,
you bloody hooligans

985
00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:23,162
or I'll bite
your bloody heads off!

986
00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:34,739
Superfly's almost here,

987
00:56:34,913 --> 00:56:37,219
and he's not going to be
as nice about this.

988
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:38,482
You're not being nice!

989
00:56:38,656 --> 00:56:40,092
He'll be less nice.

990
00:56:43,965 --> 00:56:45,053
Oh!

991
00:56:47,839 --> 00:56:50,102
It's now or never, dudes.
Give us the device.

992
00:56:53,061 --> 00:56:55,847
Police at my door

993
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:04,551
My chucks!Guys?

994
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,643
No! He used my stick
against me!

995
00:57:09,817 --> 00:57:11,340
Now he's mollywhopping me!

996
00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:16,998
Man, I almost thought
y'all was cool.

997
00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:18,826
See you in hell, turtles!

998
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,001
Quick, grab it!

999
00:57:24,092 --> 00:57:25,442
I'm getting ripped in two!

1000
00:57:26,573 --> 00:57:28,706
Goochie goochie goo.

1001
00:57:40,021 --> 00:57:40,892
Oh, no!

1002
00:57:59,824 --> 00:58:00,825
Go, go, go!

1003
00:58:00,999 --> 00:58:03,001
Surround them!
Make a perimeter.

1004
00:58:08,441 --> 00:58:10,748
April! Help!

1005
00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:15,709
Say good night, freak.

1006
00:58:23,064 --> 00:58:25,371
What? What's happening?

1007
00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:29,506
Hey, let us out! Come on!

1008
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,899
Why, hello, turtles.

1009
00:58:32,073 --> 00:58:34,249
I've been looking for you

1010
00:58:34,423 --> 00:58:37,688
for a long, long time.

1011
00:58:37,862 --> 00:58:39,777
Look, lady, I don't know
what you want from us

1012
00:58:39,951 --> 00:58:42,736
or why you talk so scary,
but we shouldn't be in here.

1013
00:58:42,910 --> 00:58:44,564
There's a fly monster!

1014
00:58:45,826 --> 00:58:47,567
I will do the talking.

1015
00:58:48,568 --> 00:58:51,528
I am Cynthia Utrom,

1016
00:58:51,702 --> 00:58:54,400
and you are my property.

1017
00:58:56,141 --> 00:58:57,229
Hey!

1018
00:58:57,403 --> 00:58:58,491
Stop!

1019
00:58:58,665 --> 00:59:00,406
Enough.

1020
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:04,715
I will use you
to create a stable mutagen.

1021
00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:07,282
And with that, I will create

1022
00:59:07,456 --> 00:59:10,590
an army of super soldiers.

1023
00:59:10,764 --> 00:59:13,724
Dolphin men to plant bombs
on submarines.

1024
00:59:13,898 --> 00:59:17,292
Eagle men to fight enemy jets.

1025
00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:21,862
Snake men to slither
behind enemy lines.

1026
00:59:22,036 --> 00:59:24,082
The glory of it all

1027
00:59:24,256 --> 00:59:27,346
nearly brings me to tears.

1028
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,870
What does this
have to do with us?What do you want from us?

1029
00:59:30,044 --> 00:59:33,787
What I want is your blood.

1030
00:59:33,961 --> 00:59:36,747
And there's only one way
to get it.

1031
00:59:36,921 --> 00:59:37,965
Oh, no!

1032
00:59:38,139 --> 00:59:40,011
I can't believe it.She's gonna...

1033
00:59:40,185 --> 00:59:42,361
Hook them up
to the milking machine!

1034
00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:45,494
She's gonna milk us!

1035
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:07,038
Ray Fillet,
man, shut your mouth!

1036
01:00:07,212 --> 01:00:10,432
If I want to be sad,
I'll go listen to
some damn John Legend.

1037
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:11,956
Sorry, sir.Sorry, bro.

1038
01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:14,611
Remember,
this is a happy day,

1039
01:00:14,785 --> 01:00:20,094
because we're gonna
kill every human on
this big, ol' ugly Earth!

1040
01:00:20,268 --> 01:00:21,922
So smile, Mondo!

1041
01:00:41,986 --> 01:00:44,379
Boys! You come home?
You forgive me?

1042
01:00:44,553 --> 01:00:45,642
My surprise party worked?

1043
01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:49,471
Get back! I'll bite you!

1044
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:54,259
Hey, Mr. Rat Man. I'm April.

1045
01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:55,869
I come in peace.

1046
01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:57,784
I'm friends with your sons.

1047
01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:00,352
And right now,
they're in trouble.

1048
01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:12,407
No, no, no!

1049
01:01:12,581 --> 01:01:13,974
Stop it!

1050
01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,284
That looks bad.Does it hurt?

1051
01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:21,547
Of course it hurts!
She's milking me!

1052
01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:24,506
Try to think of something
pleasant to take your mind
off the pain.

1053
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,595
Yeah,
think of pizza, Mikey!

1054
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:29,555
No, pizza's made of cheese,
and cheese is made of milk,

1055
01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:30,948
and I'm being milked!

1056
01:01:31,122 --> 01:01:33,080
It's infiltrated
my every thought!

1057
01:01:34,865 --> 01:01:37,258
I'm so sorry, Mikey.

1058
01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:39,043
Continue milking them

1059
01:01:39,217 --> 01:01:41,088
until we have
the required amount.

1060
01:01:51,142 --> 01:01:54,188
This is it, guys.
We're gonna die getting milked
to death in a lab.

1061
01:01:54,362 --> 01:01:56,887
I can't believe April
just left us.

1062
01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,627
Maybe she was just using us.

1063
01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:01,587
Well, she ended up
getting a great story:

1064
01:02:01,761 --> 01:02:04,329
"Turtle Boys Give Supervillain
Last Part of His Evil Machine."

1065
01:02:04,503 --> 01:02:06,200
That's actually
a pretty good title.

1066
01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:07,941
Yeah, very clickbait-y.I'd definitely
give that a read.

1067
01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:10,509
Oh, I have so many regrets.

1068
01:02:10,683 --> 01:02:13,077
I wish I could've tried
frozen yogurt.

1069
01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:15,644
You could have!I know.
And I blew it!

1070
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,646
I wish I could see BTS IRL.

1071
01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:19,344
We could...I guess we could sing.

1072
01:02:19,518 --> 01:02:21,607
We could do some
of the songs for you.Yeah, I'm down.

1073
01:02:21,781 --> 01:02:23,348
Really?
That would be great.

1074
01:02:25,263 --> 01:02:26,177
Come on, guys.

1075
01:02:31,399 --> 01:02:33,053
You guys don't even
know the words.

1076
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:36,100
What is happening?Got a breach.

1077
01:02:36,274 --> 01:02:37,971
Why did the milking stop?

1078
01:02:38,145 --> 01:02:41,366
Moving Miss Utrom
to a secure location.Someone's here.

1079
01:02:47,328 --> 01:02:48,765
Huh?Huh?

1080
01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:53,682
Dad!

1081
01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:55,815
Stay back, everyone! Stay back!

1082
01:02:55,989 --> 01:02:58,600
I just here for my boys,
who lied to me.

1083
01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,515
They are in
so much trouble right now.

1084
01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:02,387
Is that so, Ratatouille?

1085
01:03:02,561 --> 01:03:04,955
Grab another machine
and hook him up like the others.

1086
01:03:05,129 --> 01:03:07,218
Don't call me Ratatouille.

1087
01:03:24,539 --> 01:03:25,671
Go, go, go!

1088
01:03:27,978 --> 01:03:29,240
Kick his butt, Dad!

1089
01:03:29,414 --> 01:03:30,894
Where you gonna
run to, rat?

1090
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:44,472
Take him down!

1091
01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:50,783
Tase him!

1092
01:04:04,405 --> 01:04:05,885
He's too fast!

1093
01:04:19,551 --> 01:04:20,769
Bravo!Dad!

1094
01:04:40,354 --> 01:04:41,660
I'm a ninja!

1095
01:04:45,272 --> 01:04:46,360
Dad!

1096
01:04:46,534 --> 01:04:48,362
Yes!

1097
01:04:48,536 --> 01:04:50,625
We're more than okay.Yeah, we're good.

1098
01:04:53,802 --> 01:04:55,761
I'd be a pretty big
piece of crap

1099
01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:58,503
if I didn't at least try to get
your dad to come help you.

1100
01:04:58,677 --> 01:05:00,505
April!Oh, my God, you came back?

1101
01:05:00,679 --> 01:05:02,594
I did not see that coming.

1102
01:05:02,768 --> 01:05:05,510
This human told me
you lied to me.

1103
01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:07,904
What happened?
What have you been doing?

1104
01:05:10,123 --> 01:05:11,951
Wait a minute.
What is this machine?

1105
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,127
Nothing. It's nothing.This machine?

1106
01:05:14,301 --> 01:05:16,347
Does that say
"milking machine"?

1107
01:05:17,870 --> 01:05:19,611
It's the opposite of that.

1108
01:05:19,785 --> 01:05:21,091
It's a milking machine.

1109
01:05:21,265 --> 01:05:22,614
See? I told you! They milk you!

1110
01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:24,268
Now I actually might puke.

1111
01:05:24,442 --> 01:05:27,140
Boys, you left the sewer
and got milked.

1112
01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:30,187
You helped some evil fly man
create a machine

1113
01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:32,102
that is gonna destroy
the world

1114
01:05:32,276 --> 01:05:34,887
and kill
the only good human, April!

1115
01:05:35,061 --> 01:05:37,368
So, we're going
to clean up your mess,

1116
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:40,675
then go home
and stay there forever, okay?

1117
01:05:40,849 --> 01:05:42,460
What about April's story?

1118
01:05:42,634 --> 01:05:43,940
Forget the story!

1119
01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:46,333
April, go home.
It's over, okay?

1120
01:05:49,075 --> 01:05:52,339
There's only one way
for you to be safe and happy,

1121
01:05:52,513 --> 01:05:54,037
and that's listen to me.

1122
01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:55,386
Let's go.

1123
01:06:00,173 --> 01:06:02,306
Sorry we couldn't help you
get prom uncanceled.

1124
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,221
Nah, it's all right.

1125
01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:06,484
Seeing you guys
make so many mistakes

1126
01:06:06,658 --> 01:06:08,616
just to get people to like you
made me realize

1127
01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:12,490
I was definitely doing this
for the wrong reason.

1128
01:06:23,153 --> 01:06:24,763
Oh, perfect.

1129
01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:29,420
Backup arriving now.
Sealing off the entrance.

1130
01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:45,262
Maybe they decided
to just give up

1131
01:06:45,436 --> 01:06:46,741
and go bowling again?

1132
01:06:46,915 --> 01:06:48,874
Nah, fam, nah.

1133
01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:50,702
We just one step ahead
of y'all.

1134
01:06:51,746 --> 01:06:53,270
Scram!Betrayers!

1135
01:06:53,444 --> 01:06:55,620
You're the ones
that instigated this!

1136
01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:57,970
What's up, bros?

1137
01:06:58,144 --> 01:06:59,493
Back up!

1138
01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,582
I don't want to fight
another mutant, but I will.

1139
01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:03,845
Y'all just won't quit, huh?

1140
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,718
What is it about
these stinking humans

1141
01:07:06,892 --> 01:07:08,502
that you love so much?

1142
01:07:08,676 --> 01:07:10,852
Humans are
complicated creatures.

1143
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,985
They're good, like April,

1144
01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:14,943
and bad, like that lady
who milked us.

1145
01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:16,119
Sorry, did what now?

1146
01:07:16,293 --> 01:07:18,382
As much
as I don't like them--

1147
01:07:18,556 --> 01:07:20,688
and trust me,
I do not like them--

1148
01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:23,822
if we kill them, we are
no better than they are.

1149
01:07:23,996 --> 01:07:25,954
I refuse to accept
that you all are cool

1150
01:07:26,129 --> 01:07:27,608
with brutally killing
all of them.

1151
01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:30,089
You just can't be!
You're awesome.

1152
01:07:30,263 --> 01:07:32,309
You're fun. We... vibed.

1153
01:07:32,483 --> 01:07:35,573
You're not killers.
I mean, come on, look at you.

1154
01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:38,141
But it's the only way
we'll be accepted.

1155
01:07:38,315 --> 01:07:40,621
No!We accept you.

1156
01:07:40,795 --> 01:07:42,449
You could come live with us.
We accept you.

1157
01:07:42,623 --> 01:07:44,190
Yes, plenty of room.

1158
01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:46,410
I kind of don't want
to murder everyone on Earth.

1159
01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:47,933
I just
kind of want to sing.

1160
01:07:49,630 --> 01:07:51,110
It's a good point.

1161
01:07:51,284 --> 01:07:53,721
I'd rather not murder tons
of people, 'cause, like,

1162
01:07:53,895 --> 01:07:55,506
what if I'm haunted
by the faces

1163
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:56,942
of my victims
in my sleep?

1164
01:07:57,116 --> 01:07:59,379
Of course.Murder is a heavy burden.

1165
01:07:59,553 --> 01:08:02,730
Bro, you'll really
let us live with you?

1166
01:08:02,904 --> 01:08:05,168
Of course, bro!Brah!

1167
01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:06,734
Broski!Bro!

1168
01:08:06,908 --> 01:08:09,302
Brosanne!Abracada-brah!

1169
01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:11,130
What the hell y'all doing?

1170
01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:14,220
Man, stop this kumbaya,
I-love-each-other stuff.

1171
01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:15,656
Kill them fools!

1172
01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:18,485
Uh...

1173
01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:20,835
No. We don't want to do this.

1174
01:08:21,009 --> 01:08:23,534
And really,
I don't think we ever did.

1175
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:25,753
We just didn't know there was
any other alternative.

1176
01:08:25,927 --> 01:08:28,016
But now that
we met these dudes,

1177
01:08:28,191 --> 01:08:29,670
we see that there is.

1178
01:08:29,844 --> 01:08:32,108
So let's just stop and vibe.

1179
01:08:32,282 --> 01:08:34,458
Gimme a "V!"
V... V... A vibe.

1180
01:08:34,632 --> 01:08:36,851
Nah, man,
I don't vibe, all right?

1181
01:08:37,025 --> 01:08:39,202
And you don't either.
Now get in line!

1182
01:08:39,376 --> 01:08:41,726
Seriously, Supe.Turn off the machine.

1183
01:08:42,770 --> 01:08:44,076
My own family.

1184
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,469
Turned against me

1185
01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:48,385
after everything
that I've done for y'all.

1186
01:08:48,559 --> 01:08:49,690
Bottom line,

1187
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:51,736
if you want
to stop this machine,

1188
01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:53,564
you got to go through me.

1189
01:09:09,275 --> 01:09:10,668
This guy's
making me angry.

1190
01:09:10,842 --> 01:09:12,583
This guy's been making me angry
my whole life.

1191
01:09:12,757 --> 01:09:15,151
My gosh, he's the reason
we're angry!

1192
01:09:15,325 --> 01:09:18,719
We gonna do something
about it?

1193
01:09:20,852 --> 01:09:22,027
Get him! Beat him up!

1194
01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:23,637
Mess him up!Get him, Rock!

1195
01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:30,122
Bro!

1196
01:09:30,296 --> 01:09:31,428
Rock, no!

1197
01:09:31,602 --> 01:09:33,734
You're trash!Come on!

1198
01:09:34,779 --> 01:09:36,650
Oink, oink, punk!My nose ring!

1199
01:09:39,914 --> 01:09:41,133
Oh, the machine!

1200
01:09:41,307 --> 01:09:43,004
This is our chance! Come on!

1201
01:09:43,744 --> 01:09:45,529
So small!

1202
01:09:50,664 --> 01:09:52,405
Watch out! Get off me!

1203
01:09:53,667 --> 01:09:55,016
Oh, no! Funky breath!

1204
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:56,366
Flying kick!

1205
01:09:57,062 --> 01:09:58,759
Ray Fillet!

1206
01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:03,068
We gotta break it.
Just throw it against
the wall or something.

1207
01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:11,207
Surprise!
Why you socking yourself?

1208
01:10:13,339 --> 01:10:15,211
Am I actually
helping anyone?

1209
01:10:16,647 --> 01:10:19,127
You might as well give up.

1210
01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:23,610
Watch out!

1211
01:10:26,744 --> 01:10:28,485
Ray... Fillet.

1212
01:10:31,314 --> 01:10:33,968
To take your place!

1213
01:10:40,061 --> 01:10:41,237
We got him! Got him!

1214
01:10:44,109 --> 01:10:47,068
What's going on?
Why y'all doing this?

1215
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:51,159
There's only one way for you
to feel safe and happy.

1216
01:10:51,334 --> 01:10:53,597
And that's
if you listen to me!

1217
01:10:56,817 --> 01:10:58,993
Rat man! Come on!
Help me out!

1218
01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:01,082
We're basically the same.

1219
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,606
We both hate humans.

1220
01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:05,826
I'm just not a punk
about it like you!

1221
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,611
Don't you say that!

1222
01:11:29,502 --> 01:11:31,635
Geez, Dad, you really went
buck wild there.

1223
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:33,941
Uh... did we stop it?

1224
01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:35,160
I think so.

1225
01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:41,601
Hey, when the machine
that turns a bunch
of animals into mutants

1226
01:11:41,775 --> 01:11:43,037
goes off underwater,

1227
01:11:43,211 --> 01:11:45,692
um, and then there's
animals in the water,

1228
01:11:45,866 --> 01:11:47,868
um, like, what do you
think that does?

1229
01:11:51,219 --> 01:11:53,004
What the--

1230
01:12:21,119 --> 01:12:22,381
It'll crawl on the shore.

1231
01:12:22,555 --> 01:12:23,861
It's just a whale.

1232
01:12:24,035 --> 01:12:25,123
It's pretty slow, guys.

1233
01:12:25,297 --> 01:12:26,951
That's not so bad.

1234
01:12:29,562 --> 01:12:31,085
Oh, my God, that's bad.

1235
01:12:31,259 --> 01:12:33,000
Oh, man,
that got way worse.

1236
01:12:41,182 --> 01:12:46,057
Aw, hell, yeah!
Look at me! Look at me!

1237
01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:47,493
This is amazing!

1238
01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:51,018
I ain't just Superfly,
I'm Super Duper Fly.

1239
01:12:51,192 --> 01:12:54,065
You know, I mean
Missy Elliott Super Duper Fly!

1240
01:12:54,239 --> 01:12:55,632
I'm on some Godzilla--

1241
01:12:55,806 --> 01:12:56,937
What the hell?

1242
01:12:57,111 --> 01:12:59,287
Is that a whale tail?

1243
01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:00,463
Aw!

1244
01:13:00,637 --> 01:13:01,855
I got a claw.

1245
01:13:02,029 --> 01:13:04,554
I got a whale body,
a giraffe forehead.

1246
01:13:04,728 --> 01:13:07,383
Look at my feets!
They're made of horses.

1247
01:13:07,557 --> 01:13:10,168
I'm about to have a ball
with this!

1248
01:13:10,342 --> 01:13:12,213
Thank you, turtles!

1249
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,215
Thank you,
you little tortoises.

1250
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:15,782
New York...

1251
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,741
here I come.

1252
01:13:26,793 --> 01:13:29,013
All right!
Well, we gave it a shot.

1253
01:13:29,187 --> 01:13:31,407
Back to the sewer.
I got pizza tonight
for dinner and--

1254
01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,191
Really?We can't stop that thing.

1255
01:13:33,365 --> 01:13:35,323
We couldn't stop him
before he became that thing.

1256
01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:36,890
So we just go home?

1257
01:13:37,064 --> 01:13:38,501
I bet the army
will be here soon.

1258
01:13:38,675 --> 01:13:40,024
According to
every Godzilla movie,

1259
01:13:40,198 --> 01:13:41,982
they'll eventually get here.

1260
01:13:42,156 --> 01:13:45,682
So, you guys
got a good Wi-Fi situation
down there?

1261
01:13:45,856 --> 01:13:47,640
Are you fully able to stream?

1262
01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:48,728
No!

1263
01:13:48,902 --> 01:13:50,338
Oh! Okay, no streaming.

1264
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:51,644
Not that!

1265
01:13:52,558 --> 01:13:54,212
Boys, I messed up.

1266
01:13:55,126 --> 01:13:57,520
I don't want to be
like Superfly.

1267
01:13:57,694 --> 01:14:01,872
I love you boys.
I want you to be happy.

1268
01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:04,483
Even though
I don't like humans,

1269
01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:06,572
I want them to like you,

1270
01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:09,227
because you want them
to like you.

1271
01:14:09,401 --> 01:14:11,185
So we are gonna
get that monster.

1272
01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:12,578
We're gonna take him down.

1273
01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:13,971
We're gonna film it.

1274
01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:15,668
We are gonna show it
to the world.

1275
01:14:15,842 --> 01:14:18,454
And the world will love you
and accept you!

1276
01:14:18,628 --> 01:14:22,240
And the world will chant,
"Turtles, Turtles, Turtles!"

1277
01:14:22,414 --> 01:14:23,676
Oh, man.

1278
01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:25,809
I am feeling great
after that speech, right?

1279
01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:28,289
It was rousing.
I'm fully roused.

1280
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,378
But a little bit
of a buzzkill here:

1281
01:14:32,903 --> 01:14:34,861
Hey.
What am I looking at?

1282
01:14:35,035 --> 01:14:37,995
What happened to
the whole "stop Superfly" thing?

1283
01:14:38,169 --> 01:14:39,736
Are we not doing that,
or what's up?

1284
01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:42,129
So much has changed
since we last spoke.

1285
01:14:42,303 --> 01:14:43,348
Yeah, obviously.

1286
01:14:43,522 --> 01:14:44,915
It's a lot
to catch up on, okay?

1287
01:14:45,089 --> 01:14:46,873
But first,
do you maybe know any ways

1288
01:14:47,047 --> 01:14:48,527
we might be able
to stop that thing?

1289
01:14:50,137 --> 01:14:54,011
Well, I actually might
have something.

1290
01:14:54,185 --> 01:14:56,622
Meet me
at the leg of the thing
we're all looking at.

1291
01:14:56,796 --> 01:14:57,580
Right? Cool.

1292
01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:20,211
We're dangling, baby!

1293
01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:22,605
Yep, this is
not triumphant at all.

1294
01:15:23,997 --> 01:15:25,085
Agh, it hit my lip!

1295
01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:46,498
I'm here, baby!

1296
01:15:46,672 --> 01:15:48,500
Y'all thought it was
gonna be Godzilla?

1297
01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:54,027
Okay, let's go.
Eye of the tiger.
You got this, Raph.

1298
01:15:54,201 --> 01:15:55,638
Close one eye.
I heard that helps.

1299
01:15:55,812 --> 01:15:56,726
Shut up.

1300
01:15:58,815 --> 01:16:00,381
Don't screw this up.

1301
01:16:09,086 --> 01:16:11,001
What the hell?

1302
01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:12,872
We did it. We actually did it.

1303
01:16:13,046 --> 01:16:13,960
I think I got it.

1304
01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:17,094
We're good, right?

1305
01:16:20,314 --> 01:16:22,969
That's it? One little horse?
I don't need that horse.

1306
01:16:23,143 --> 01:16:24,928
You're clearly not
shooting him.

1307
01:16:25,102 --> 01:16:27,060
It looks like
y'all want to die now.

1308
01:16:38,985 --> 01:16:40,596
This isn't going good.

1309
01:16:40,770 --> 01:16:42,728
What did the claw say
to the face?

1310
01:16:44,817 --> 01:16:46,993
Rocksteady! Buddy!

1311
01:16:48,473 --> 01:16:49,648
Mondo!

1312
01:16:52,390 --> 01:16:55,654
It's okay.
It grows back. See?

1313
01:16:55,828 --> 01:16:59,136
Mikey! Mikey!

1314
01:17:00,267 --> 01:17:01,442
Donnie!

1315
01:17:03,401 --> 01:17:04,532
Thanks, bro.

1316
01:17:04,707 --> 01:17:05,925
Where are the others?I don't know!

1317
01:17:06,099 --> 01:17:08,319
Where's Dad? Where's April?

1318
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,150
He's gonna run out
of cars eventually.

1319
01:17:15,239 --> 01:17:16,066
Oh, come on!

1320
01:17:17,589 --> 01:17:19,678
You like these rides
right here?

1321
01:17:20,679 --> 01:17:21,898
Oh, the Mercedes E Class,
no!

1322
01:17:22,072 --> 01:17:23,595
That one's a Prius. It's okay.

1323
01:17:23,769 --> 01:17:25,466
A Tesla!
Somebody's mad about that.

1324
01:17:29,775 --> 01:17:31,037
I think we lost him.

1325
01:17:39,872 --> 01:17:41,744
Ouch.

1326
01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:46,705
Hit that from the back.

1327
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,014
You good, guys?

1328
01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:54,713
Monstrous mutants
are rampaging...Oh, no.

1329
01:17:54,887 --> 01:17:56,106
...through downtown New York.

1330
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,585
The only question is

1331
01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:59,500
do we capture them
for experimentation

1332
01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,241
or kill them on sight?
Taking calls...

1333
01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:02,895
If you're just joining us,

1334
01:18:03,069 --> 01:18:04,505
mutants are attacking the city.

1335
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,551
A rash
of monsters in New York

1336
01:18:06,725 --> 01:18:07,639
is taking over Times Square.

1337
01:18:07,813 --> 01:18:09,206
We don't know what they are,

1338
01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:11,121
but there will be
a military response.

1339
01:18:11,295 --> 01:18:13,950
...threatening to take
a bite out of the Big Apple.

1340
01:18:14,124 --> 01:18:17,170
Reports indicate widespread
destruction and chaos.

1341
01:18:17,344 --> 01:18:19,564
One thing I know:
I hate mutants!

1342
01:18:19,738 --> 01:18:21,044
Sightings of the turtles

1343
01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:22,610
and the mess
they leave in their path

1344
01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:23,916
have been greatly disturbing.

1345
01:18:24,090 --> 01:18:25,613
It's them!

1346
01:18:28,529 --> 01:18:31,358
I don't think
this is gonna go down
how we wanted it to.

1347
01:18:31,532 --> 01:18:33,665
They... hate us.

1348
01:18:33,839 --> 01:18:37,103
They think we're villains.No. Worse.

1349
01:18:38,496 --> 01:18:40,150
They think we're monsters.

1350
01:18:40,324 --> 01:18:42,630
We're never gonna be normal.

1351
01:18:42,805 --> 01:18:44,023
Look, guys,

1352
01:18:44,632 --> 01:18:45,938
April was right.

1353
01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:48,245
We were doing this
for the wrong reasons.

1354
01:18:48,419 --> 01:18:49,986
I know we only wanted
to be heroes

1355
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,770
to be accepted.

1356
01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:54,904
But even though it looks like
we'll never be accepted,

1357
01:18:55,078 --> 01:18:57,080
I still think
we should try to be heroes.

1358
01:18:57,254 --> 01:18:58,255
But how?

1359
01:18:58,429 --> 01:18:59,822
Every plan we've had
has failed.

1360
01:18:59,996 --> 01:19:02,738
Plan? You're complaining
we don't have a plan?

1361
01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:05,915
Mikey, what do you do
better than anyone,
even Mark Ruffalo?

1362
01:19:06,089 --> 01:19:07,307
Improvise.

1363
01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:08,787
It's impossible.

1364
01:19:08,961 --> 01:19:10,746
Says the guy
who has read more comics

1365
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,400
where people are
fighting giant monsters
than anyone on Earth!

1366
01:19:13,574 --> 01:19:15,620
I have, but--You must be able
to think of a way

1367
01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:17,100
to stop something like that.

1368
01:19:19,929 --> 01:19:22,235
Of course! Attack on Titan!

1369
01:19:22,409 --> 01:19:25,369
Giant monsters attack,
and they have one weakness--

1370
01:19:25,543 --> 01:19:26,849
on the backs of their necks.

1371
01:19:27,023 --> 01:19:30,156
Yes, and the blowhole
is exactly that.

1372
01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:32,593
That's it.

1373
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:34,639
If we can get this thing
into that thing's blowhole,

1374
01:19:34,813 --> 01:19:36,380
it'll go into its bloodstream.

1375
01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:37,903
I bet it'll demutanize it.

1376
01:19:38,077 --> 01:19:40,340
There you go!
Demutanize the big monster!

1377
01:19:40,514 --> 01:19:41,994
And, Raph,

1378
01:19:42,168 --> 01:19:43,735
it's time to go loud.Loud?

1379
01:19:43,909 --> 01:19:45,911
Real loud.
As loud as you've ever gone.

1380
01:19:46,085 --> 01:19:47,695
Use that rage of yours
to help us.

1381
01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:49,088
Okay, I will!

1382
01:19:52,570 --> 01:19:55,355
We got to get you
into therapy.

1383
01:19:58,315 --> 01:19:59,882
You know, just then,

1384
01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:01,535
for the first time
in your life,

1385
01:20:01,709 --> 01:20:03,146
you didn't sound lame.

1386
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:05,061
You actually sounded
like a leader.I do?

1387
01:20:05,235 --> 01:20:07,106
Oh, I do! I sound
like such a leader!

1388
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,152
Holy crap,
that's so dope!And you ruined it.

1389
01:20:09,326 --> 01:20:10,893
Let's do this!

1390
01:20:18,335 --> 01:20:20,728
Dear Lord, this helmet
was a good investment.

1391
01:20:25,211 --> 01:20:27,083
Not on my watch.

1392
01:20:28,475 --> 01:20:30,564
Okay, not great.
Not great at all.

1393
01:20:30,738 --> 01:20:31,609
Very bad.

1394
01:20:31,783 --> 01:20:33,002
If you're just joining us,

1395
01:20:33,176 --> 01:20:34,351
an army of mutants

1396
01:20:34,525 --> 01:20:36,832
that appears to be led
by four turtle men

1397
01:20:37,006 --> 01:20:39,704
is attacking the city
with a giant whale monster.

1398
01:20:41,227 --> 01:20:43,577
Keep rolling!
I got the real story!

1399
01:20:43,751 --> 01:20:46,189
April O'Neil here, and--

1400
01:20:55,807 --> 01:20:57,243
April O'Neil here,
reporting live

1401
01:20:57,417 --> 01:20:59,332
with new
and confirmed information.

1402
01:20:59,506 --> 01:21:01,204
A fly monster is
attacking the city,

1403
01:21:01,378 --> 01:21:02,727
but the turtle teens,

1404
01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:05,121
along with the rat, warthog,
stingray, crocodile,

1405
01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:07,123
bat, frog, lizard
and cockroach lady

1406
01:21:07,297 --> 01:21:09,821
are in fact fighting
against the monster

1407
01:21:09,995 --> 01:21:11,910
in an attempt to save New York.

1408
01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:13,390
The giant monster is bad,

1409
01:21:13,564 --> 01:21:15,522
but the mutants you see here
are in fact good!

1410
01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:20,397
Sorry. I really thought
I got past that.

1411
01:21:20,571 --> 01:21:21,877
That's a thing from my past.

1412
01:21:22,051 --> 01:21:23,661
Anyway, as I was saying...

1413
01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:28,753
Whoa!

1414
01:21:43,681 --> 01:21:46,902
Whoa, Dad, you speak
the same language as Scumbug?

1415
01:21:47,076 --> 01:21:49,165
We actually have
a lot in common.

1416
01:21:49,339 --> 01:21:50,906
I'm really attracted to her.

1417
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,298
Oh, that's gross.

1418
01:21:52,472 --> 01:21:54,126
Donnie, you should
not be driving.

1419
01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:57,434
Sorry, Dad.But since you are,
go there!

1420
01:22:09,837 --> 01:22:12,318
I'm the king of New York!

1421
01:22:12,492 --> 01:22:14,277
That slide!

1422
01:22:21,632 --> 01:22:26,245
Cowabunga!

1423
01:22:30,728 --> 01:22:31,816
Gotcha.

1424
01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:48,876
Dad!

1425
01:22:49,051 --> 01:22:51,836
That's it!
You are done. It's over.

1426
01:22:52,010 --> 01:22:53,794
You ain't never
gonna stop me.

1427
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:59,104
And humans
are never gonna like you
because humans suck!

1428
01:22:59,278 --> 01:23:00,584
These shells are hard.

1429
01:23:00,758 --> 01:23:03,021
I'ma snap you
like a pistachio.

1430
01:23:04,588 --> 01:23:07,069
This sucks!I know I said your faces
were the last things

1431
01:23:07,243 --> 01:23:09,158
I wanted to see before I die,

1432
01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:11,377
but now that
we're actually about to die,

1433
01:23:11,551 --> 01:23:13,423
there's nothing
I'd rather be looking at.

1434
01:23:13,597 --> 01:23:14,685
That was so heartfelt.

1435
01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:16,121
I'm crying.Love you, bro.

1436
01:23:25,478 --> 01:23:27,002
Boys, no.

1437
01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:39,753
Damn, these shells are hard!

1438
01:23:43,801 --> 01:23:44,889
Oh, no. No.

1439
01:23:51,765 --> 01:23:53,289
Hey, are you okay?

1440
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,508
Do you need help?

1441
01:23:55,682 --> 01:23:56,596
It's him!

1442
01:23:56,770 --> 01:23:58,120
He's with the turtles!

1443
01:23:58,294 --> 01:24:00,774
Those turtles
are not the bad guys.

1444
01:24:00,948 --> 01:24:02,428
They're actually teenagers

1445
01:24:02,602 --> 01:24:06,345
and fighting against
the giant monster.

1446
01:24:06,519 --> 01:24:07,520
I have the whole story.

1447
01:24:07,694 --> 01:24:09,435
Uh, sir, you need help?

1448
01:24:10,219 --> 01:24:12,699
Yeah.

1449
01:24:12,873 --> 01:24:15,441
We'll go to the hospital
or a veterinarian.No, no.

1450
01:24:15,615 --> 01:24:17,617
I must get this to my boys.

1451
01:24:20,142 --> 01:24:21,143
I got this.

1452
01:24:24,537 --> 01:24:26,235
Hey, the humans!
They're helping us!

1453
01:24:26,409 --> 01:24:27,975
Really?Yes!

1454
01:24:28,150 --> 01:24:29,499
Oh, no, they ain't!

1455
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,462
Hop on! Let's go!

1456
01:24:38,986 --> 01:24:42,468
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!

1457
01:24:42,642 --> 01:24:44,427
Hey! I'm a cabbie
from the Bronx!

1458
01:24:44,601 --> 01:24:45,645
How 'bout that?

1459
01:24:45,819 --> 01:24:47,256
Get that to the monster!

1460
01:24:52,043 --> 01:24:53,262
What the hell?

1461
01:24:59,529 --> 01:25:00,660
Gotcha!

1462
01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:02,401
Someone take this bag, please!

1463
01:25:02,575 --> 01:25:04,664
Hey, human.
Got it from here, bro.

1464
01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:07,450
I'll mess you up right here
and right now.

1465
01:25:08,973 --> 01:25:10,540
Whoa! Missed me. Whoa.

1466
01:25:12,324 --> 01:25:13,760
Don't worry, I got you.

1467
01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:19,679
Hey, Mondo,
you slippery lizard!

1468
01:25:21,725 --> 01:25:23,596
I got it!

1469
01:25:24,771 --> 01:25:25,859
I heard you need this.

1470
01:25:26,033 --> 01:25:27,078
Come on!

1471
01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:34,172
Ow, man! Dang! Stop!

1472
01:25:37,784 --> 01:25:39,003
What the hell?

1473
01:25:45,705 --> 01:25:46,924
Throw it over!

1474
01:25:49,883 --> 01:25:51,711
Whoo-hoo!

1475
01:25:54,453 --> 01:25:55,672
Mikey, catch!

1476
01:25:56,934 --> 01:25:58,892
Whoa! Whoo!

1477
01:26:02,113 --> 01:26:03,941
Comin' in hot!

1478
01:26:06,552 --> 01:26:08,815
Y'all done screwed up now!

1479
01:26:11,818 --> 01:26:12,993
Raph!

1480
01:26:14,778 --> 01:26:16,040
Leo!Got it!

1481
01:26:26,833 --> 01:26:28,270
Damn!

1482
01:26:28,444 --> 01:26:30,489
You think
this is the end of me?
You know what?

1483
01:26:43,894 --> 01:26:44,938
Huh?

1484
01:27:03,087 --> 01:27:04,175
Turtles! Turtles!

1485
01:27:04,349 --> 01:27:05,916
What the...What is this?

1486
01:27:06,090 --> 01:27:07,091
It's happening!

1487
01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:08,571
It's actually happening!

1488
01:27:08,745 --> 01:27:10,877
Hey, them turtles
are all right.

1489
01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:14,011
Again, we're reporting live

1490
01:27:14,185 --> 01:27:16,231
with footage of
the mutant hero turtles

1491
01:27:16,405 --> 01:27:18,363
who saved New York
in a story broken by Av--

1492
01:27:18,537 --> 01:27:19,669
Wait, what's your name?

1493
01:27:19,843 --> 01:27:20,931
April O'Neil.

1494
01:27:21,105 --> 01:27:23,238
That's April
O-apostrophe-Neil.

1495
01:27:23,412 --> 01:27:24,630
Not "Puke Girl."

1496
01:27:24,804 --> 01:27:26,719
If you ever call me
"Puke Girl," bite me.

1497
01:27:26,893 --> 01:27:29,244
'Cause I did it! Yeah! Whoo!

1498
01:27:34,292 --> 01:27:37,687
You know, it's hard to meet
other mutants my age.

1499
01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:51,266
Can't wait to
add that to my footy.

1500
01:27:53,833 --> 01:27:55,792
The entire
Akira original set?

1501
01:27:55,966 --> 01:27:57,446
Don't mind if I do.

1502
01:27:57,620 --> 01:27:58,925
The couch should go here.

1503
01:27:59,099 --> 01:28:00,449
I pictured the couch
against the wall.

1504
01:28:00,623 --> 01:28:02,973
That's so basic!That's not basic!

1505
01:28:03,147 --> 01:28:05,802
Ay, mateys, Blooming Onion
coming right up.

1506
01:28:06,672 --> 01:28:09,066
That is outstanding.

1507
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:12,243
I cannot believe it.
Your first day of school!

1508
01:28:12,417 --> 01:28:14,854
Just remember,
you can call anytime you want.

1509
01:28:15,028 --> 01:28:16,116
If you get scared,

1510
01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:17,814
there are sewers
all over the city.

1511
01:28:17,988 --> 01:28:19,032
Just hop in a sewer!

1512
01:28:19,206 --> 01:28:20,512
You can come home anytime.

1513
01:28:20,686 --> 01:28:22,558
If anyone messes with you,
call me.

1514
01:28:22,732 --> 01:28:24,255
I will kick their butt.

1515
01:28:26,039 --> 01:28:27,867
And she will eat what's left.

1516
01:28:28,041 --> 01:28:29,304
We'll be fine, Dad.

1517
01:28:29,478 --> 01:28:31,306
Yeah, don't worry.
We're ready for this.

1518
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:32,698
We've been ready.

1519
01:28:32,872 --> 01:28:34,961
Trust us. You've
prepared us for this.

1520
01:28:35,135 --> 01:28:38,225
All right.
I'm proud of you boys.

1521
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:39,357
I love you.

1522
01:28:39,531 --> 01:28:40,402
We love you.

1523
01:28:40,576 --> 01:28:41,925
Love you too.

1524
01:28:42,099 --> 01:28:43,840
And I love you too,
sweetie.

1525
01:28:44,014 --> 01:28:45,885
Dad, really!
That's gross!

1526
01:28:47,670 --> 01:28:50,455
Now go show them humans
how cool you are.

1527
01:29:22,966 --> 01:29:25,447
Do I what? No, no.
That's tortoises.

1528
01:29:26,273 --> 01:29:27,318
Guys!Hey, April!

1529
01:29:27,492 --> 01:29:29,320
Hey.
I'm so happy you made it.

1530
01:29:32,018 --> 01:29:33,106
Yo, wait up.

1531
01:31:56,772 --> 01:31:57,990
Hey, hello!

1532
01:31:58,164 --> 01:32:01,820
It's Donnie,
and I have found my people.

1533
01:32:07,739 --> 01:32:08,914
G'day, mate.

1534
01:32:09,088 --> 01:32:11,047
Welcome to
my Australian shoe store.

1535
01:32:11,221 --> 01:32:13,136
Uh, do you have any Nikes?

1536
01:32:13,310 --> 01:32:16,400
No, but I do have
the Australian version.

1537
01:32:16,574 --> 01:32:17,401
Crikeys!

1538
01:32:17,575 --> 01:32:19,055
April O'Neil here,

1539
01:32:19,229 --> 01:32:21,710
working on the next big story
for "April Tonight."

1540
01:32:21,884 --> 01:32:24,103
Leo, how many times--
Landscape!

1541
01:32:24,277 --> 01:32:25,975
Oh, yep, sorry. My bad.

1542
01:32:26,149 --> 01:32:27,716
Who is TCRI,

1543
01:32:27,890 --> 01:32:30,327
the shady
black-ops organization
behind the mutants?

1544
01:32:30,501 --> 01:32:33,504
Their offices abandoned
after the mutant attack!

1545
01:32:33,678 --> 01:32:35,201
Gone without a trace.

1546
01:32:35,375 --> 01:32:37,682
But we will find them.

1547
01:32:37,856 --> 01:32:40,380
Yeah, that's real.

1548
01:32:41,904 --> 01:32:45,385
Uh, hey, April,
now that prom is back on,

1549
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:49,389
do you-- I mean, do you
maybe want to, well...

1550
01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,000
I'd love to, Leo.

1551
01:32:51,174 --> 01:32:52,915
You looked like
you were gonna puke there.

1552
01:32:54,177 --> 01:32:55,613
I almost did.

1553
01:32:55,787 --> 01:32:57,833
So the way I do it is,
I go...

1554
01:33:01,837 --> 01:33:03,403
This is as friends,
right?What?

1555
01:33:18,070 --> 01:33:20,420
...it appears as though
finding these creatures

1556
01:33:20,595 --> 01:33:22,727
will be easier than I thought.

1557
01:33:22,901 --> 01:33:25,512
Capturing them,
on the other hand,

1558
01:33:25,687 --> 01:33:27,645
might prove difficult.

1559
01:33:27,819 --> 01:33:29,691
There is one option.

1560
01:33:29,865 --> 01:33:31,910
Yes. I know.

1561
01:33:32,084 --> 01:33:34,391
Bring me...

1562
01:33:36,480 --> 01:33:38,003
the Shredder.