1 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,714 [grunting] 2 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,678 Clean driveway. 3 00:00:12,845 --> 00:00:14,472 "Long Way Up" by Jailhouse 4 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,140 All right. 5 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:18,142 [engine starts] 6 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,228 I've got fire and lightning 7 00:00:20,269 --> 00:00:23,398 Flowing through the insides 8 00:00:23,439 --> 00:00:25,775 Of my veins 9 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:26,776 Oh 10 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:31,030 I'm giving all I can 11 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:33,700 It's a long way up 12 00:00:33,741 --> 00:00:36,911 When you're coming from nowhere 13 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,496 Don't stop... 14 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:41,082 -[tires screech] -[music distorts, fades] 15 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,835 -[ignition sputtering] -Come on. 16 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:46,504 Are you kidding me? 17 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,089 [sighs] 18 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,842 Let me guess, it's spark plugs. 19 00:00:50,883 --> 00:00:51,843 Damn it. 20 00:00:51,884 --> 00:00:54,178 [groans] 21 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,724 Don't have the spark plugs, can't do the tune-up. 22 00:00:57,765 --> 00:01:01,519 Can't do the tune-up if I don't have spark plugs. 23 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,895 Come on! 24 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:05,982 upbeat music 25 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:22,206 [narrator] If Andy were to step out on the surface of the Moon 26 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,876 without a space suit, this is what would happen. 27 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:26,502 In the near vacuum of space, 28 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:29,630 the gases within his body would immediately expand. 29 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:31,132 [cartoon music plays] 30 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,967 -[laughs] -His blood would appear to boil from... 31 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,136 -[TV clicks, chimes] -Oh. -Oh, come on. 32 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,805 [NASA project manager] Attention, Moonbase 8. 33 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,349 Congress has approved our budget 34 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:42,018 for the next fiscal year. 35 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:45,480 Funds to the Moonbase program have been cut by 15%. 36 00:01:45,521 --> 00:01:48,357 In order to offset some of the losses, 37 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:51,694 we are pleased to announce a new partnership with Mars. 38 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,404 We're going to Mars. That's great. 39 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:54,947 -Well, let's see. -We'll see. 40 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:57,700 -...connected us with the Mars candy company... -Oh. 41 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,911 ...who just signed a three-year deal to become 42 00:01:59,952 --> 00:02:01,954 -an official NASA partner. -Well, I mean, 43 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:03,206 they've got cool products. 44 00:02:03,247 --> 00:02:05,083 They got M&M's, obviously Mars, 45 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:06,876 which isn't as popular in the United States, 46 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,503 more of a British thing. 47 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:10,671 -Um, Snickers, they've got... -Can we listen 48 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:12,548 -to the rest of the report? -Snickers ice cream. 49 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:13,800 I-I know what candy they make. 50 00:02:13,841 --> 00:02:15,802 ...you will participate in the product testing 51 00:02:15,843 --> 00:02:17,678 of an exclusive new candy: 52 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,389 the Snickers Honey-Glazed Maple Bar. 53 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:21,933 Thank you. 54 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,812 Hmm. What do you think, Cap? 55 00:02:25,853 --> 00:02:27,438 Orders are orders, boys. 56 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,940 All right, let's check it out. 57 00:02:28,981 --> 00:02:30,483 Eat those things up, I guess. 58 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,235 [Rook] Got some, uh, comment cards 59 00:02:32,276 --> 00:02:34,529 for you guys to fill out, honestly. 60 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:36,531 "Please complete the questionnaire by marking X 61 00:02:36,572 --> 00:02:37,949 in the appropriate box." 62 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:39,659 Let's dig in. See what we got here. 63 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:43,079 -Ooh, boy, look at that. -Oh, it's swimming in honey. 64 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,705 I don't know if I want to hold this, you know, 65 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,707 if I'm driving or something; it's very sticky. 66 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:48,626 [Cap] Got a lot of drips happening here. 67 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,962 -Feel... It's like... -Oh, I can hear it. 68 00:02:51,003 --> 00:02:52,964 -Yeah. -It's that smack to it. 69 00:02:53,005 --> 00:02:55,550 What about, um, a separate little, uh, 70 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:57,218 bag that has the honey in it? 71 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,428 -Like a dipper. Honey dipper. -Little... Yeah. 72 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,556 Well, that's what they did, uh, with, uh, McDonald's Corp, 73 00:03:01,597 --> 00:03:04,308 -with, uh, Chicken McNuggets. -Uh-huh. 74 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,768 So it becomes a sort of family... 75 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,228 You-you put the honey in the middle-- 76 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,813 Oh, yeah, write that down. 77 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,023 This would be a nightmare for long-hair dog owners. 78 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:12,567 Your hands are all sticky. 79 00:03:12,608 --> 00:03:14,485 Your cat or your dog comes up, and you give them a pet. 80 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,529 I'm feeling affectionate when I see the word "honey." 81 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:17,947 Like, "Oh, hi, honey." 82 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,490 [Rook] I got to tell you, it's good to have honey. 83 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:20,867 -It's been a while. -[Cap] Yeah. 84 00:03:20,908 --> 00:03:22,076 Guys, what are we doing? 85 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,996 I feel like NASA's just farming us out. 86 00:03:25,037 --> 00:03:26,789 This has nothing to do with our skills. 87 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,416 How are we taking this seriously? 88 00:03:28,457 --> 00:03:31,711 -This pencil's stuck. -I went to MIT, 89 00:03:31,752 --> 00:03:32,837 not Hersheypark. 90 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,881 Whatever this is, I-I feel silly. 91 00:03:34,922 --> 00:03:36,340 I-I'd rather not do this. 92 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,134 Well, write it all down. 93 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,719 Okay. 94 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:43,639 "I'd rather not do this. 95 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:46,934 Dr. Henai." 96 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:50,521 Skip? 97 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,689 Gonna get some nutrition. 98 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,274 Need to eat something that has some value. 99 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,067 I think this is important work. 100 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:57,403 We're helping out NASA, and we're having a fun time doing it 101 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,697 with these sweet treats. 102 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,161 -[beeping] -[horn honks in distance] 103 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,829 light music 104 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:24,722 [Skip] Hey, guys? There's a... 105 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,182 There's a new base. 106 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,684 -Huh? -Just west of here. 107 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:29,977 It's SpaceX. 108 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,270 Space sex? 109 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:33,397 No. SpaceX. 110 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,483 -Like your ex-wife. -Uh-huh. 111 00:04:35,524 --> 00:04:37,193 Or my ex-wife. [chuckles] 112 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,237 -[Skip] Here. You seen this? -Yeah, this guy. 113 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,821 Huh, looks like Leon DiCaprio. 114 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:44,325 No, it's "Alon" Musk, the guy who owns SpaceX. 115 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,701 Yeah. They're going to Mars. 116 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,203 -Wait. They're going to Mars? -They think 117 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,788 -they're going to Mars. -That's pretty cool. 118 00:04:48,829 --> 00:04:50,581 [Cap] No, it's not cool. 119 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,250 They set up their base within eyesight of us? 120 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,293 That's not cool. That's not cool. 121 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:56,921 It's cocky. And I don't like it. 122 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,673 -Well-- -Where do they get off, 123 00:04:58,714 --> 00:05:00,091 doing that? You know? 124 00:05:00,132 --> 00:05:01,926 I think we should be good neighbors 125 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,719 and go over there and say hi. 126 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:04,887 Oh, that's a cool idea. 127 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:06,264 [Cap] Well, I'm not breaking protocol. 128 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:09,141 And that's a dick move on their part. 129 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:12,019 ambient music 130 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:14,272 All right. 131 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,782 You guys... 132 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,951 where are the good bagels? 133 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,911 You know? The canned ones. 134 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,329 We got, like, a big shipment in last month. 135 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,081 Yeah, we got, like, a gross of those. 136 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,875 I think they just sent these dehydrated little ones. 137 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,252 Which I'm not gonna eat. 138 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,170 These budgets cuts are just killing me. 139 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:42,091 I'm trying to do experiments; I can't even eat a bagel? 140 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,218 -Geez, tell me about it. -It sucks. 141 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,262 Oh, that dishwashing liquid there, 142 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,389 I've been watering that down for weeks. 143 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,557 Your dish soap is a problem? 144 00:05:49,598 --> 00:05:51,809 How about my rover needs three spark plugs? 145 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,269 And those candy bars? Testing those? What... 146 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,062 What does... How does that help us? 147 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,314 Tell you one thing. 148 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:58,524 All those guys at SpaceX? [chuckles] 149 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:01,444 You think they're worrying about money or budgetary concerns? 150 00:06:01,485 --> 00:06:03,487 -Uh, no. -No, I don't think so. 151 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,781 They just ask their buddy "Alon" and, boom, it's there. 152 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,533 "'Alon,' hey, could I have 20 bucks?" 153 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:08,826 "Yeah, no problem." 154 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,369 [sighs] You know, I just can't help thinking 155 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:12,830 of what Christ says, about turning the other cheek 156 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,332 and loving thy neighbor. 157 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:16,083 I know you don't want to hear this, Cap, 158 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,586 but maybe the right move is to go over there and explain 159 00:06:18,627 --> 00:06:22,173 our situation, hat in hand, and maybe they can help us out 160 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:23,466 with our bagel situation. 161 00:06:23,507 --> 00:06:26,427 I don't think we're allowed to do that. 162 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,970 Wait a minute. 163 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,389 atmospheric music 164 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:32,224 That is a great idea. 165 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,852 What do you mean? What I, what I said? 166 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,270 You said we can't break protocol. 167 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:38,981 [Cap] I did say that. But that is a great idea. 168 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,900 We don't just ask them for bagels, though. 169 00:06:40,941 --> 00:06:44,070 We make conta... Oh, my gosh. 170 00:06:44,111 --> 00:06:45,780 This idea. 171 00:06:45,821 --> 00:06:47,323 Why didn't we think of this before? 172 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,034 We propose a merger of NASA and SpaceX! 173 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,911 Hmm. That sounds pretty complicated. 174 00:06:51,952 --> 00:06:53,621 No, no, no, it's a grassroots, bottom-up idea. 175 00:06:53,662 --> 00:06:55,539 -This is a good idea. -[chuckles] It's a good idea, 176 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:56,832 but they're private, we're public. 177 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:58,334 -Yeah. -We can't just wa... 178 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:01,670 So what? My cable company and my phone company merged. 179 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:04,131 Like Blockbuster Video, they just went from a store thing 180 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:05,966 to a... what-whatever happened to them. 181 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:07,343 -They-they changed. -A chain. 182 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,970 Yeah. Yeah, well, they-they changed. 183 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:11,889 -They morphed into something. -[Rook] That's a great point. 184 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,850 Calberry Cross took Lutheran United, just scooped them up, 185 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:17,019 made for a bigger, better church. 186 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:19,605 -[chuckles] All right. -[Cap] NASA. 187 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:22,191 SpaceX. Boom. Problem solved. 188 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,819 Hmm. I wonder if Billy Goat is over there 189 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:27,363 -at the Mars simulator. -Who's Billy Goat? 190 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,949 He worked under me at JPL. He was like my protégé. 191 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:31,700 -[Rook] [gasps] Look at him. -[Cap] Whoa. 192 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:33,369 [Skip] That's him right there in the middle. 193 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,995 -[Cap] With that beard. -Yeah. 194 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:37,540 Yeah, he's so cool. He looks like he's in System of a Down 195 00:07:37,581 --> 00:07:39,125 or 3 Doors Down, one of those groups. 196 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:41,961 That is the coolest person I've ever seen in a lab. 197 00:07:42,002 --> 00:07:44,004 We put this picture up in the NASA Twitter feed 198 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,214 and everyone went crazy. 199 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,216 They were just like, "Who's that guy? 200 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,176 No, not her. Him." 201 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:52,012 And he ended up being a judge on BattleBots. 202 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:54,557 Wait, are you telling me he worked for JPL under you? 203 00:07:54,598 --> 00:07:56,308 Oh, he used to get me coffee. 204 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:57,852 Come on! He was your peon. 205 00:07:57,893 --> 00:07:59,854 -He'll do whatever you say. -Yeah. -[Rook chuckles] 206 00:07:59,895 --> 00:08:01,814 Listen. All right, here-here's what's happening. 207 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,941 I'm suspending protocol, officially. 208 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,234 -[chuckles] -We're gonna make 209 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,153 this merger happen. 210 00:08:07,194 --> 00:08:09,113 [air horn blowing] 211 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,198 bright music 212 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,287 [birds chirping] 213 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:26,464 -[Skip] Whoa. -[Rook] What the heck? 214 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:40,769 "At SpaceX, we value the emotions of our fellow man. 215 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:43,397 We would love to have you over to see our facility, 216 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,608 but we're afraid that is not a possibility 217 00:08:45,649 --> 00:08:49,445 based on our strict adherence to a class 100 clean room." 218 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,197 -Oh. -Ah. 219 00:08:51,238 --> 00:08:54,450 "Please plan on receiving us at 3 p.m. tomorrow." 220 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,494 "Receiving us"? They-they want to come over here? 221 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:57,953 -Yeah. -All right, looks like 222 00:08:57,995 --> 00:08:59,914 -we got some guests. -Yeah. 223 00:08:59,955 --> 00:09:01,999 upbeat music 224 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:10,007 -I could do beef-style stew. -Yes. 225 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,760 -You're good at that. -And... 226 00:09:12,801 --> 00:09:14,303 -Hey, guys. -Sorry, I'm dyslexic. 227 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,180 -Hey. -Caputo on deck. 228 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,723 -Yes, sir. -You look great, man. 229 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,683 Yeah, I clean up all right when I make an effort. 230 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:20,893 We got to razzle-dazzle these guys. 231 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,604 I never saw that hat before. You were on the Hancock? 232 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,774 No, I wear this so I look cool. Come on. 233 00:09:26,815 --> 00:09:28,859 -[both chuckle] -Were you, were you on-- 234 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,861 -Did you serve time on the-- -What are we doing here? 235 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,863 Are we getting ready for this party or what? 236 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,282 [Cap] All right, so I'll handle the introduction, okay? 237 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,660 -[Skip] Okay. -[clears throat] 238 00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:38,786 Hello! 239 00:09:38,827 --> 00:09:42,164 Uh, greetings, Martians. Welcome to Moonbase 8. 240 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,750 My name is Commander Robert Caputo. 241 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,377 Oh, hey. Cooper. 242 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:47,503 Billy, hey. 243 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,046 Hi, I'm Alix. 244 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,632 Uh, these are my associates. 245 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,676 This is Professor Scott Sloan. 246 00:09:53,717 --> 00:09:55,427 This is Dr. Michael Henai. 247 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,512 -[laughs] Hey. -Dr. Henai! 248 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,888 -Good to see you. -It's been forever. 249 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:58,973 Thanks for stopping by. Hello. 250 00:09:59,014 --> 00:10:00,516 -[Alix] Hey. -Hey, uh, Billy. 251 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,850 I-I don't know if I can tell, 252 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:04,270 but, u-uh, d-do you still have the beard? 253 00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:06,272 Ah, man, that was a long time ago. 254 00:10:06,313 --> 00:10:08,023 Oh, yeah? What kind of beard did you have? [laughs] 255 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,275 [Skip] He had a long green beard. 256 00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:11,402 It was so cool-looking and, uh, 257 00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:13,862 I hope you guys get to see pictures of it someday. 258 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,240 Didn't fit in the helmet. [laughs] So... 259 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,368 Well, we wanted to thank you so much for inviting us here. 260 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,036 -Welcome. -Do you guys want to go 261 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:24,123 get the thing? Uh, and as a token of our appreciation 262 00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:26,542 for inviting us, Elon wanted you guys to have 263 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,793 a very special gift. 264 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,670 -[Rook] Oh, look at that! -[Alix] Yeah. -[Skip] Thank you. 265 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,797 -[Rook] What the heck is that? -[Alix] It's the new Tesla Powerwall. 266 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:34,300 That's very cool. We have an air-conditioning system 267 00:10:34,341 --> 00:10:36,302 in place, but I'm sure we could use that-- 268 00:10:36,343 --> 00:10:37,761 [Alix] No, it's a battery. 269 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,138 It's amazing battery tech. 270 00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:41,140 It'll totally up your efficiency game. 271 00:10:41,181 --> 00:10:44,059 Ah, wow. It's almost like we're on the same team already. 272 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:45,644 [chuckles] 273 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,563 Well, thank you very much. That's very kind. 274 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,398 -Yeah, of course. -Without further ado, 275 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,775 let's get started on our tour. 276 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,444 Right through here, and watch your head. 277 00:10:53,485 --> 00:10:55,070 -We wrote it out. -Watch your head. 278 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,156 So these are our sleeping quarters. 279 00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:58,324 Watch your head. 280 00:10:58,365 --> 00:11:00,618 Cap's bunk. Rook's bunk. 281 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,745 -I'm in here. -[Cap] I call it a pod. 282 00:11:02,786 --> 00:11:04,038 [Rook] Oh, yeah. 283 00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:05,664 This is graphite. 284 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,416 We've got, uh, internal 285 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,043 self-correcting temperature controls. 286 00:11:09,084 --> 00:11:11,253 So, sort of warm and cool at the same time, 287 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:14,048 so we don't have to futz with some kind of a little device 288 00:11:14,089 --> 00:11:16,216 or whatever; it sort of self-regulates. 289 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,802 There's a restroom right over there. 290 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,180 We used to not have a shower curtain. Now we do. 291 00:11:21,221 --> 00:11:23,140 -Hooray. And, um... -[soft chuckling] 292 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,642 How thick is our carpet about? 293 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,186 -It's a half a millimeter or so. -This is just standard stuff. 294 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:28,479 It's an indoor-outdoor. 295 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,522 -Got a good nap to it. -[Skip] Yeah. 296 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,274 [Rook] Easy to clean; we just get one of those 297 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,442 little tiny duster-- 298 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,069 what do you call it? The DustBuster. 299 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:36,070 -Yeah. -It's awesome. 300 00:11:36,111 --> 00:11:37,196 -Yeah. -Just... [whirs] 301 00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:38,405 -Right. -But we told NASA, 302 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,782 we're just like, "We need good carpet." 303 00:11:39,823 --> 00:11:41,408 -We don't want to-- you know, we're not-- -[Alix] Yeah. 304 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,243 We don't want that, that balling up to happen. 305 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,329 [Skip] No. Especially on the Moon. 306 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,748 How does this measure up to your pods? 307 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,083 -[Alix] It's kind of similar. -[Cooper] Similar. 308 00:11:49,124 --> 00:11:50,167 -Yeah. -Yeah. 309 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,418 Ours is a different color. 310 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,753 -Mm-hmm. -[Cap] Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 311 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:56,382 And it's a little... s-- more spread out. 312 00:11:56,423 --> 00:11:57,549 -Yeah. Yeah. -Oh. 313 00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,593 There's only so many ways to skin a cat, right? 314 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,345 -Yeah. -Yeah. -[chuckling] 315 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,013 Let's show them the rest of the hab. 316 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,140 -[Skip] Come on. -Show you where we hang out and stuff. 317 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:06,433 [Rook] Yeah, yeah, you lead this one, Cap. 318 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,935 [Cap] We got all our movies here. 319 00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:09,144 We got all the best science-fiction movies. 320 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,271 We got Logan's Run. We got Silent Running. 321 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,774 We got 2010. Working on 2001. 322 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,359 -Yeah, if you know anybody... -Don't have that yet. 323 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,112 We've got research footage, too, from previous missions 324 00:12:18,153 --> 00:12:20,364 -that we can access, by year. -Right. 325 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,241 [Cap] And then, on Thursday nights, 326 00:12:22,282 --> 00:12:24,952 it's actually our official movie night, and... 327 00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:26,578 Can we invite...? 328 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,955 Yeah. You're invited. 329 00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:29,540 -Hang out? -Yeah. 330 00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:30,666 [Cap] You guys want to see the kitchen? 331 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,792 [Rook] Oh, yeah, the kitchen's awesome. 332 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,293 [Cap] Oh, it's state of the art. 333 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,338 Hey, um, Billy, want to show me that Powerwall setup? 334 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,173 -Yes. Yes. Yeah. -Let's go take a look. 335 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,676 -It's good to see you, man. -You, too. It's been ages. 336 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,927 -I know. -Crazy. 337 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:45,723 That should up your efficiency, like, 40%. 338 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:48,851 Wow. Thank you so much. This is great. 339 00:12:48,892 --> 00:12:50,561 Yeah, man, my pleasure. 340 00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:51,770 Wow. 341 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,605 -It's great to see you, you know? -[laughs] Yeah. 342 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,274 -You, too, man. -You're exactly the same. 343 00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:57,317 -Well, except for... [laughs] -Except for that, 344 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,944 but it's just like no time has passed. 345 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,320 -Oh, man. -And you're happy? 346 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,989 -Things are good over there? -It's amazing. 347 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:03,699 -I mean, how could it not be? -Yeah. 348 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,284 -You know? [laughs] -Yeah. 349 00:13:05,325 --> 00:13:09,580 Yeah. Hey, how's, uh, how's NASA treating you? 350 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:11,123 It's... 351 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,375 -it's okay. -Oh? 352 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:17,045 You know, they don't really use me to my full potential. 353 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,047 They've got us testing out candy bars. 354 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,924 -[groans] -Which seems fun on paper, 355 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:24,928 but then it is just-- I'm like, "What am I doing here?" 356 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,638 Yeah, I've heard about the setbacks. 357 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,557 -It-it sucks. -Yeah. 358 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,976 We have actually been talking about this idea 359 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,895 where-- and maybe you could mention this to Elon-- 360 00:13:32,936 --> 00:13:35,397 a merger between SpaceX 361 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:36,523 and NASA. 362 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:39,818 I mean, can you imagine the brainpower? 363 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,445 The energy? 364 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,699 Yeah, I mean, I-I-I think Elon's got, you know, 365 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,618 all the top equipment and people already. 366 00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:49,036 -You know? -Oh, he's-- yeah. 367 00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:50,329 -[stammering] -Yeah. 368 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,581 That is a dumb idea. Why would he-- 369 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,416 -Well, it's not dumb, but, you know-- -It's dumb. 370 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:58,629 You know, we're always looking for top-tier science talent. 371 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,714 I... Why don't you come over to us? 372 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,257 -Me? -I mean, just you. 373 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,510 [laughs] Not the other guys. 374 00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:08,472 And you could secure a position like that for me? 375 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,515 -Yeah. -Yeah. 376 00:14:09,556 --> 00:14:13,268 I mean, look, NASA was your dad's thing. 377 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,646 Maybe it's time for you to step into the future. 378 00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:17,397 It's a lot to consider. 379 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,317 And, uh, yeah, I'll... 380 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,445 yeah, I'll give it, I'll give it some thought. 381 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,988 [Rook] This is starting to heat up over here. It's cooking. 382 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,406 [Cap] Yeah, what do you got? What do you got? 383 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,533 -You almost done? -Yeah, this is 384 00:14:27,574 --> 00:14:28,784 the beef-style stew I was raving about. 385 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,202 -Mm. -Mmm. 386 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,411 [Cap] Great. 387 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,830 He's crazy for that beef-style stew. 388 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,374 Yeah, it stinks, but it tastes great. 389 00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:36,500 What else? 390 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,710 And I'm gonna serve some dehydrated pizza pies 391 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,171 with a pepperoni flavoring. 392 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,966 So you guys are still eating, uh, dehydrated food? 393 00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:46,218 -Yeah. Space food. -[Alix chuckles] 394 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,303 Why? What are you guys eating over there? 395 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:51,390 Um, well, we just have different kinds of food. 396 00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:53,016 -Yeah. -Yeah, um, 397 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,309 mainly a lot of street food. 398 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:57,229 Our catering is, um, is pretty amazing, actually. 399 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,147 So it's like, Wednesday, we have Vietnamese street food. 400 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,233 Thursday, we got Thai street food. 401 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,609 We got Sicilian street food. 402 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:03,944 Well, if you want street food here, 403 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,405 I'm happy to go out and try to find a dead pigeon for you 404 00:15:06,446 --> 00:15:08,115 -or something. -That's good, Cap. 405 00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:09,741 -Yeah. -Yeah. Street food, our food. 406 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,368 "Oh, this is a porcupine quill?" [chuckles] 407 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,579 -[snickers] Yeah. -[Alix] Yeah, we just found 408 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:16,248 that dehydrated food is actually very bad for your system, 409 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,125 and that eating fresh food 410 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,002 actually keeps the mood elevated 411 00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:21,920 and keeps the brain a lot sharper. 412 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,339 You know, if I have too much fresh fruit and vegetables, 413 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,842 it goes whoosh! Just straight through me. 414 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,260 -He's the king of diarrhea. -[Cap] Yeah. 415 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,429 -Something smells good. -Hey! 416 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,890 There they are. Let's eat, guys! 417 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,018 -Mmm. -Mmm. 418 00:15:36,059 --> 00:15:38,020 -[Billy] Interesting texture. -Right? 419 00:15:38,061 --> 00:15:39,688 -Yeah. -Want some more, uh, 420 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,772 powder for your drink? 421 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,524 Uh, I'm okay. No, thank you. 422 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,901 [Rook] Oh, shoot. 423 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,569 Guys, I'm sorry. I should've done this earlier. 424 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,154 I would like to say a quick little grace, 425 00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:48,614 and welcome our new guests 426 00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:49,823 to the table here. 427 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,284 Dear Lord, I just want to thank you 428 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,286 for providing this bounty for us. 429 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:57,331 And continue to watch over us and our new friends. 430 00:15:57,372 --> 00:15:59,166 Rook, you don't have to do that now. 431 00:15:59,207 --> 00:16:00,250 We can... 432 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,877 -We're okay. -You sure? 433 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,170 -They understand. -Yeah. 434 00:16:03,211 --> 00:16:05,088 -Wait, so-- -It might not be for everybody. 435 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,590 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry to offend, 436 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,383 -if I offended you guys. -No, no, y-you're religious? 437 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,052 -That's-that's so, um... -Mm-hmm. 438 00:16:10,093 --> 00:16:11,053 ...cool. [laughs] 439 00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:12,304 Yeah, it is pretty cool, actually. 440 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,847 How do you rationalize, you know, 441 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,683 scientific concepts such as, you know, 442 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,727 string theory, big bang, 443 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,438 you know, evolution, with something like Christianity? 444 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,941 Actually, there's this book by Dr. Peter Tinkleton. 445 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:25,442 I don't know if you're familiar with him. 446 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,153 Uh, he's posing this incredible theory that 447 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,404 when the Lord talks about days, 448 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,114 they're actually referring to decades. 449 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,325 -Who cares? You know? No one gives a shit... -Anything's possible. 450 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,785 ...about any of that stuff. 451 00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:36,244 I'd like to propose a toast. 452 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,788 -Yeah. -Cheers to our new neighbors. 453 00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:38,914 -Cheers. -Here we go. 454 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:39,957 -Cheers. -Cheers to you. 455 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:43,001 And while I have the floor, um... 456 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:47,297 ...I got kind of a cool idea I want to present to you guys. 457 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:51,301 Um, you've probably heard that NASA's getting pinched 458 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,387 by old Uncle Sam the miser, 459 00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:54,554 uh, financially. 460 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,722 And so, what I want 461 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:58,141 to propose to you guys that, hopefully, 462 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,227 you'll take straight up back to the top, 463 00:17:00,268 --> 00:17:03,480 is that we do a merger, 464 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,525 where we take NASA and SpaceX, 465 00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:08,902 and we mix them together. 466 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,113 And we could call it NASA-X, 467 00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:14,366 or Space NASA, or... 468 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,743 if you want to go fun, we go SNASA. 469 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,246 -Has a ring to it. -That is awesome, Cap. 470 00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:21,081 -That's an awesome idea. -[Alix] Yeah, I don't... 471 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,667 I don't know. I don't know if that's feasible. 472 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,918 -Right. -Yeah. 473 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,420 Yeah, but it-it could be feasible. 474 00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:28,714 Mm. Yeah, just, I don't, I don't, 475 00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:32,175 I don't think it's-it's possible. 476 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,636 [Billy] Uh, Skip actually mentioned that merger, and... 477 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:35,721 -[Cap] What? -Yeah, well-- 478 00:17:35,762 --> 00:17:37,556 Yeah, we talked about it a little bit already. 479 00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:39,391 You already talked about the idea with him? 480 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,518 -Yeah, yeah. We've known each other a while, so... -Okay. 481 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,602 What did he tell you about the idea? 482 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,062 -Funding from Elon to-- -No. No. 483 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:47,024 -[Cap] No, that's not what I said, Skip. Sorry. -[Skip] In-in essence. 484 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,567 I'm not after your money, okay? 485 00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:50,027 This is not a holdup. [chuckles] 486 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,613 It was just, I'm talking about a-a partnership. 487 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,324 Like, what she said, I-I don't think it's gonna happen. 488 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:59,619 They also might not have the authority to-to do that. 489 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,246 Yes, I'm aware of that. That's why I said 490 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,372 bring it up to "Alon." 491 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,750 -Elon. -Anyway, I thought it was worth considering, 492 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,001 and Skip disagrees. 493 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,878 -I'll note that down in my notes. -I-I don't disagree. 494 00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:10,964 Okay, Skip, gotcha. [chuckles] 495 00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:19,139 Uh, if you're interested in the Dr. Tinkleton stuff 496 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,224 I was talking about, there's actually a DVD series 497 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,017 that he put out. 498 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,102 You can check out the cartoons and stuff. 499 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,187 Yeah. 500 00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:26,563 Okay. 501 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,399 I spoiled the mood. 502 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,026 I get it, all right. I'm not a dummy. 503 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,527 -[Billy] No, it's okay. -No, I spoiled the mood. 504 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,362 I lost my temper in a way. Um, it's fine. 505 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,406 Sorry if I-- You know, I'm sorry. 506 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,616 -No, no. -If I-- 507 00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:40,952 I just... We like you guys. 508 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,412 -[laughs] Okay? -[Rook] We really do. 509 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,164 [Cap] We think you're cool. 510 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,583 And hopefully you think we're pretty cool. 511 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,835 And I just didn't want you to leave 512 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:52,255 before I got a chance to know you, you know? 513 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,258 -So-- -Mm. 514 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,259 What about you, Cooper? 515 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,095 You're just sitting over there pretty quiet. 516 00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:01,556 W-What's your deal? 517 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,642 Let me guess. Harvard. 518 00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:05,560 Um, Stanford, actually. 519 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,521 -Ah. A good choice. -Yeah. 520 00:19:07,562 --> 00:19:09,981 -Good choice. Mm-hmm. -Thank you. 521 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:13,360 What do they do at Stanford? You play any sports or-- 522 00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:16,071 Um, yeah, I actually used to run track. 523 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,739 -Ah, track. -There's that. 524 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,491 A little spring in your step, huh? 525 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,452 -Yeah, you could say that. -You think you're pretty fast? 526 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,703 tense music 527 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,706 I did all right. Won some competitions. 528 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,251 That's good. Yeah. Well... 529 00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,086 A real Speedy Gonzales. 530 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,379 [both chuckle weakly] 531 00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:36,925 You think you're faster than me? 532 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,636 I-I don't know-- I wouldn't know. 533 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,179 I know how to find out. 534 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,514 -Yeah? -Yeah. 535 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,182 Have a good old-fashioned footrace right now. 536 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,809 [Cooper] You want to do that? 537 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,228 -Yeah. Let's suit up. -You really want to do this? 538 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,271 [Cap] Let's have a footrace. 539 00:19:49,312 --> 00:19:50,647 -[Skip] No, no, no. Let's just eat-- -Yeah! 540 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,524 Come on. Go with it, go with it, go with it. 541 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,068 [Rook] If Cap wants to race, we're suiting up. Let's go! 542 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:58,196 [Cap] Okay, we're gonna go from here to the rover 543 00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,489 and back. 544 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,908 This is so stupid. I don't care who wins. 545 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,869 If I win, you guys set me up 546 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:06,371 with a one-on-one with "Alon" Musk. 547 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,540 -Elon. -If you win, 548 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,584 I will give you that NASA rover. 549 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,127 You will take it home with you. 550 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,879 -Cap, no. Come on. -No, no, no. 551 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,505 We're doing this for pink slips. I mean it. 552 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,548 Let's do this. 553 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,926 All right, I want a clean and fair race. You hear me? 554 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,012 On my mark. 555 00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,096 Ready... 556 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,598 intense music 557 00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:27,309 ...set... go! 558 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,109 -[glass breaks] -Oh! 559 00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:42,699 [whooping] Yeah! 560 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,992 -Yeah! -Yeah. 561 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,535 All right, where are those keys at? 562 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,871 Cap, you okay? 563 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,791 Oh, man. 564 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:55,795 Rook... I lost the rover. 565 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,506 I-I don't know what happened. I just, my feet got caught up... 566 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,050 It's all right. Take it easy. 567 00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:01,718 I guess I'll just lay here for a bit longer, 568 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,386 maybe get some sympathy out of it. 569 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,180 Maybe it's a do-over? 570 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,307 We can ask. We can always ask. 571 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,808 Just-just take a minute, okay? 572 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,852 Just catch your breath. 573 00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:13,855 Hey, you know what, Cap? 574 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:16,024 You got a little crack in your helmet there. 575 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,235 -See that? -There's a crack in the helmet? 576 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:19,778 Yeah. See that? 577 00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:21,738 Well, that's a helmet breach. 578 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,240 You're right, that's a helmet breach. 579 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:24,532 It's helmet-breach protocol, then. 580 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,618 Yeah. Initiate helmet-breach protocol? 581 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,286 You know all the dialogue and everything, right? 582 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,913 I got it all down pat. You ready? 583 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,706 -Okay, I'm gonna go into it. -Okay. 584 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,042 Three, two, one. 585 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,335 Ah, helmet breach! 586 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,045 -We have a helmet breach! -Helmet breach! 587 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,089 Initiate Protocol 92! 588 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,216 Don't you leave my body on the Moon. 589 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,550 [Rook] I'm not losing you, damn it! 590 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,302 [Cap] You listen to me, you get me off this rock! 591 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,137 Man, they're really going for the Oscar over there, huh? 592 00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,138 [laughs] 593 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,057 [Cooper] All you need is Stanley Kubrick directing. 594 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,309 [Alix] I know. Don't they know we're not on the moon? 595 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,812 -[laughter] -What was that joke? 596 00:21:53,853 --> 00:21:56,898 Oh, I was saying, you know how a lot of people think 597 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,566 that NASA faked the Moon landings, 598 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,193 and that Stanley Kubrick directed it. 599 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:03,738 All right. Well, you know that my father pretty much created 600 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,156 the Apollo program. 601 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,784 So you're saying that he faked that? 602 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,203 -No. Not at all, not at all. -No, no. 603 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,330 -I'm just saying... -[Alix] They're faking it. 604 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,915 He's like, "Breach! Breach!" but, like, it's air. 605 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,543 -The air's fine. -[Cooper] It's oxygen. 606 00:22:16,584 --> 00:22:18,128 [Rook] We need to get him in the base! 607 00:22:18,169 --> 00:22:19,879 [Cap groaning loudly] 608 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,048 [Rook] Stay with me, you son of a bitch. 609 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,425 You know what? 610 00:22:23,466 --> 00:22:25,927 Why don't you go on ahead and, uh, tell Elon Musk 611 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,305 that I'm gonna rescind the job offer. 612 00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:29,723 Okay. 613 00:22:29,764 --> 00:22:31,850 I represent the National Aeronautics and Space Agency. 614 00:22:31,891 --> 00:22:35,687 And I'm gonna follow my father's footsteps 615 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:39,149 and continue the mission for science. 616 00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:41,276 I know that NASA isn't the fanciest agency, 617 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,654 but, you know, it's got some integrity to it. 618 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,906 It's my father's NASA. 619 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,867 That's our NASA. 620 00:22:48,908 --> 00:22:51,911 And, uh, Billy, you should grow the beard back. 621 00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:54,039 That's what made you special. 622 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,916 All right, guys, wait up. 623 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,710 [Cap crying out] 624 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,211 [Rook] I got to stop the air from getting out! 625 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,504 [Cooper] We should leave this, right? 626 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,340 [Alix] I mean, it's a piece of shit anyways. 627 00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:06,426 ambient music 628 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,185 [Skip] You know, Cap, uh, 629 00:23:15,226 --> 00:23:17,103 I think that guy got the jump on you. 630 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:19,022 Wish we had an instant replay camera. 631 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,650 [Cap] [scoffs] Don't you get it? 632 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:24,027 We did win. 633 00:23:26,112 --> 00:23:28,198 I'm proud of you guys. 634 00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:30,742 You showed up today. 635 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:35,080 You made this place look like a dazzling wonder. 636 00:23:35,121 --> 00:23:36,331 Yeah. 637 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,707 And those kids... 638 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,918 those kids are sweet. 639 00:23:39,959 --> 00:23:42,253 They're dreamers, right? 640 00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,255 They think they're going to Mars. 641 00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:46,216 Really? Really? 642 00:23:46,257 --> 00:23:49,677 That program's prepared to go to Mars in their lifetime? 643 00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,888 I don't think so. Uh-uh. 644 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,557 Maybe in their grandchildren's lifetime they're going to Mars, 645 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,018 but those people are not going to Mars. 646 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,603 Nope. 647 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:00,230 Us? 648 00:24:00,271 --> 00:24:02,482 We're going to the Moon. 649 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,818 -Yeah. -Yeah, we are! 650 00:24:04,859 --> 00:24:07,445 We are going to the Moon. 651 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:08,655 -Yes! -You get it? 652 00:24:08,696 --> 00:24:09,989 -Yeah. -You get it? 653 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:11,741 -And when I get up there... -Yeah, Cap. 654 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,284 ...I'm gonna look down at them, 655 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:14,702 and I'm gonna flip them the bird. 656 00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:16,246 -Hell yeah! -I'm gonna flip them the bird 657 00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:18,081 so bad, their heads will spin! 658 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,791 -Heck yeah! -'Cause we're Moon men! 659 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,334 -Yeah! -We're going there! 660 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,419 Three cheers for Robert Caputo! 661 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,920 -Hip, hip, hooray! -[Skip] Hooray! 662 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:27,841 -Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! -Hooray! Hooray! 663 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:31,177 Take your boots off before you go up on the table though. 664 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,221 [Rook] Well, can he just have his moment here? 665 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,557 -Give me a hand down. -[Skip] You can go back up, 666 00:24:35,598 --> 00:24:36,975 -just take your boots off. -Whoa! 667 00:24:37,016 --> 00:24:40,103 electronic vocalizing