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BABY STARTS CRYING

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I got it. Oh!

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THUD

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HE GROANS

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BABY KEEPS CRYING

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I'm coming.

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WHISPERING AND COOING

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What the...?

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Oh, my...

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I can see you! You're Pat!

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And you're the Captain!
BOTH: Mike.

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You look just like your photos!

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And that's what you look like.

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Hi. I'm Robin.

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I think someone needs a change,
Michael.

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Oh, here.

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It's OK. Daddy's here.

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IN DEEP VOICE: You haven't even got
any nappies, Daddy.

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Oh!

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BABY CRIES

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I've got it.

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HE SIGHS

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What I'm saying is,
you're not ready to be a dad.

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Oh!

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18th-century, Chinese, hand-painted,

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with these lovely, exotic motifs.

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I can't stop looking at it.

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Me neither.

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..this wonderful ormolu base.
Mmm.

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Well, it's one of our favourite
pieces.
That not baby.

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That fish. He have gills.

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If you had to
put a number on it...

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Oh, at least 9,000...

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..if it weren't cracked at the base.

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Sadly, that rather puts it
in the hundreds.

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But I presume
you wouldn't want to part

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with your favourite piece.

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No! No.

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So, is it worth a lot?

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Oh, well,
it's Wedgwood, bone china...

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It's not really... Er, sorry.

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That's just for the tea.

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I meant the vase. Ah, yes.

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That's also worthless.
How do they get the camera in there?

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Well, cameras are
very small nowadays.

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I imagine they just pop one on
the end of a tube and then...

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Well, I...
I suspect... I suspect...

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It's an ultrasound!

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Margot had one.

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Oh, right. What's that, then?

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Well, it's, er...

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Er...

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I don't know, actually.
I wasn't there.

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It's sound waves,
directed into the womb

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to show the shape
of the baby in there.

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Oh, right, so...

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So, like sonar? Yes!

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Huh! Oh, I don't know.

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Why can't people wait
for their child to be born

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before they take
photographs of it? Hmm?

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Oh.

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Are congratulations in order?

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Mmm. Yeah. Yeah, thanks.

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Well, I see why you're looking
to sell a few things, then.

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Yeah.

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Expensive things, kids.

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I mean, cots, car seats,
buggies, toys...

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And they grow out of
their shoes every two weeks!

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Then, of course, there's
childcare costs soon after...

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I wish I could give you
a more positive appraisal,

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I really do,

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but your most valuable ceramic
is damaged.

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The taxidermy
is not a genuine Gerrard.

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One of your portraits
is fire-damaged.

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And to say that restoration
is shoddy...

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Well, I wouldn't say it's that...
No, no. Trust me. It's awful.

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Shockingly bad.

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Criminal.

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Anyway, I'll send you
a full inventory,

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but, honestly,
I wouldn't get too excited.

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We understand.
Thank you for your time.

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Oh, good luck with the little one.

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OK. Thanks.

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Thanks again.

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Right. What did he say?

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Cots, car seats,
buggies, toys...

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Maybe my sister will give us
some of Nancy's old stuff.

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SHE SIGHS

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Oh, my gosh, what's the matter?

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Oh, no. God, no, Kitty, no.
It's, um...

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It's the pregnancy. I thought you
were happy about the baby.

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No, it's... It's a symptom.

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Like, um... Like...
Like morning sickness.

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I just... I keep tearing up
over stupid things.

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I cried about hair this morning.

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BOTH CHUCKLE

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What are the other symptoms?
Er...

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Apart from being overly emotional...
I'm forgetful.

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I can't concentrate on anything.

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Oh, and then there's
the food aversions.

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What? What's that?

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I can't eat things
that I used to be able to eat.

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Oh, my... It's all right.

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It's all a natural part of
pregnancy.

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I'm...pregnant...

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Alison! Thomas.

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I'm not going anywhere.

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Um... I'm not going anywhere.

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I want to be part
of the child's life.

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I'll stick by you
and the wee bairn.

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"The wee bairn"?

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It's Scottish.
It means little baby.

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Yeah, I know what it means. I just
don't know why you're saying it.

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I'm Scottish. What?

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IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: Oh, aye.

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As Scottish as the bonny heather.
Oh.

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IN NORMAL ACCENT: Anyway, I just
wanted you to know

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that you and the bairn are the most
important thing now.

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Nothing else matters.

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Thank you. And while I've got you,
have you heard anything

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from the publishers?
I haven't. Sorry.

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Not even Random House?

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Methuen?

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Macmillan?

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Pan Macmillan?

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Penguin?
Faber & Faber?

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Oh, give the poor woman
a break, Thomas! She wants to help.

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Face it, you couldn't even
get published in the local rag! Ha!

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THOMAS GASPS

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I can hardly apply
for a journalistic post

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when I've been dead
for 200 years!

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Hey, there's a poetry corner,
and anyone can submit.

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Yeah. It says the deadline
is the 12th.

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Then I shall submit
a masterpiece by the 12th.

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What's today?

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The 12th.

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Fine. Good. Excellent.

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"200 words on the theme of home."

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Hmm.

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Good luck. Hmm.

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200 words, eh?

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I could fill a book
writing about Yorkshire.

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Oh, here he goes! The rolling dales,
puddings and pies.

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And the people...

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Well...best folk on Earth.

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Any excuse to bang on
about Yorkshire.

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And why not?
God's Own Country, mate.

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You lived in Reading!
I had to move for the bank.

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Exactly! You had to move for
employment,

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which was all too scarce
in the North...

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Well, now... ..a fact you
conveniently seem to ignore.

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It's only cos your lot
shut everything down

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or sold it to your mates!
Oh, yeah, you want a go?

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I'll go! Steady, now. Steady.

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I'll show you! Steady now!

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ALISON SIGHS

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She's having another baby,

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so we can't have the baby
stuff. Can you believe that?

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Did you say congratulations?

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I'll text her.

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Could you get me some water? Yeah.

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How much are buggies, anyway?

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Oh, my...! Look at that.
If I didn't already feel sick,

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that would make me feel sick.

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I sold our last car
for less than that.

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This is actually starting
to worry me now.

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I mean, I know we've had
our cash flow issues,

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but this is...

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How can we have all this land
and nothing to sell?

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Yeah, it's fine,

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if you don't mind walking three
miles to the local post office.

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Oh, well, you would say that,
wouldn't you,

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with your London shoes
and your London hair!

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Beats your Carlisle combover!
Ooh!

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Yeah. Excuse me. I just need
to lie down for a bit...

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Yeah, I was here first.
..because I'm pregnant.

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PAT: He's never tried
stew and dumplings!

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Ghosts can't get pregnant.
Trust me.

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Well, I am, so...

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PAT: Blue collar...

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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

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Oh!

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ARGUMENT CONTINUES

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Thank you.

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PAT: ..Canterbury, or whatever it
is!

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See? Now that the gatehouse
is gone,

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if we just move the driveway,

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that's a huge plot. You're a genius.

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It must be worth loads,
and it's got no value to us.

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It's just a bit of land. Hmm.

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Do you think
we can just sell it?

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I'll call the solicitor.

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Just a bit of land? Oh, no.

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It may be worthless
to you, Alison,

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but may I remind you,
you're not the only people

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who live on this estate. I didn't...

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And I imagine the others
will have a thing or two to say

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about your plan to carve up

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and sell off the only home
they have! Hmm!

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Home. Home. Home...

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Where do I start?

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When I roam...

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Wheresoe'er I roam...

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..nowhere is quite like home.

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Rubbish! Excrement!

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Thomas! They're selling off the
land,

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right from under our noses!

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They're scheming it
as we speak!

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Damn their eyes!

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My thoughts exactly.

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It's just such a broad theme,
home.

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Home as in home county.
Home as in your house.

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It's nigh on impossible
to know where to begin.

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Did you hear me, Thorne?

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I said they're selling the land!

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The whole stretch, right from
the west border to the lane.

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Oh, well, is that a good bit?

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"Is it a good bit"?
I never really go there.

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Have you never stood
to regard our home

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from its farthest corner?

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The long grass shimmers
in the sunlight

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as the wind combs through the fields
like gentle waves...

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BIRDSONG

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..in a great calm sea of green.

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Would you really want our home
to be without it? Hmm?

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Thomas?

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Well, perhaps the others
will appreciate the gravity

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of this gross betrayal! Hmm!

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The long grass shimmers
in the sunlight

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as the wind combs
through the fields

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like gentle waves
in a great calm sea of green.

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Perfect stuff!

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Huddersfield Town! Chelsea FC!

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Chelsea? Who are they?

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Attention, everybody!

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I have just heard
directly from Alison

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that she and Michael
are planning to sell the land.

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Yes!

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To Lord knows who!

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Lord Knowswho?

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From the west border all the
way to the lane. That's right!

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Carving up
and cashing in on our home!

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Who Lord Knowswho?

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Sorry, what land is that?

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From the west border to the lane.

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It's not my favourite bit.
Don't really go there.

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Oh, er, I go for my morning
walk through there.

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Well, you still can.

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Oh, yes, I suppose you're right.

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The afterlife is not bound
by freehold agreements.

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LAUGHTER

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Good one, Cap!
It doesn't concern you

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that they're handing over a piece of
this historic estate?

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Well, they need money for baby.

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Robin's right.

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And I can tell you that the
urge to provide for your baby

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is incredibly strong.

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It's called nesting.

259
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,280
Isn't that right, Robin?

260
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,400
Oh, I don't know. I suppose.

261
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,920
Well, you're no use!

262
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,280
They'll probably fetch a pretty
penny. Good location, you see.

263
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:17,440
Land is very valuable...down here.
Oh!

264
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,120
You think it's all about
numbers, do you?

265
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,040
Well, there are some things you
can't put a price on, sonny Jim!

266
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:25,120
A way of life.
Playing with a straight bat.

267
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,720
Ah, yes, well, I certainly agree
when it comes to values...

268
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,600
JULIAN: Don't side with him!

269
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,920
Congratulations.

270
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,040
Thank you. Thanks.

271
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,080
Boy or girl, do you know?

272
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,760
No, we don't yet.
But I don't think we will.

273
00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,760
I mean we will, obviously,
eventually.

274
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:42,480
Yeah. We just don't want any
spoilers. Yeah. Er... Mm-hm-hm.

275
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,480
Yeah.

276
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,560
If it's a girl,
there's St Gilda's.

277
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,720
Excellent secondary down the road.

278
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,040
OK. If it's a boy?

279
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,960
I don't actually know. Hmm.

280
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,400
Anyway, you wanted
to talk about a land sale?

281
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,400
Yeah. Well, we...
We didn't know how it works,

282
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,720
but, basically, since
the gatehouse burnt down,

283
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,360
we've got this whole stretch
of land

284
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,040
that we're not doing anything with.

285
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:08,640
Yes, the loss of the gatehouse
does make it all rather...neat.

286
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,480
No, what? That's not...

287
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,680
It was a genuine accident.

288
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:15,880
Oh, yes, of course.

289
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:21,000
Anyway, the headline is,
yes, you can sell the land.

290
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,680
Great. Yes!

291
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,400
But it's greenbelt land,
so it can't be built up.

292
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,600
You wouldn't be able to sell it
to a housing developer,

293
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,240
so it does rather limit
your options.

294
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:32,960
Oh, well...what else is there?
That's a good question.

295
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,240
Park? Parks don't make
that much money.

296
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,960
Jurassic Park did.
The park or the film?

297
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,520
Well, the film made loads.

298
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,920
The park would have if
the dinosaurs hadn't escaped.

299
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,120
I am not sure that's one of your
options.

300
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,720
OK. Yes. Er, OK. What else
doesn't need a building?

301
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:48,840
Um... Cemetery!

302
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,000
Are you kidding?

303
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,040
Go-karting? Could be.

304
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,080
Look, why don't I put you in
touch with a land sales agent

305
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:58,000
and you can take it from there?

306
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,440
OK. Yeah.

307
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,880
All right. Yeah. Lovely.

308
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,240
Plans for the rest of the day?
Oh, just going to go...

309
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,000
Go and look at pushchairs and
car seats while we're in town.

310
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,960
Oh. Yeah.

311
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,000
Wensleydale! Oh...

312
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,520
Ooh, yes, that is nice,
but, hello, what's this coming?

313
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,160
Cheddar, anyone?

314
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,360
Ooh!
Ah, that's very good.

315
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,920
Oh!

316
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,160
PAT: Yeah. No, I'll admit
I do like a bit of cheddar.

317
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,240
Harder. OK.

318
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,480
Ow!

319
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,560
Softer! Sorry!

320
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,960
Oh!

321
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,960
Big Ben! Oh, yes.

322
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,200
Blackpool Tower! Oh, marvellous.

323
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,440
Could you get me
a glass of water?

324
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,760
Well, I'm dead, so...

325
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,800
Any time I need anything,
you're dead!

326
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,640
Sorry. I am trying to help!

327
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:50,440
No, I'm sorry. It's not me.
It's the hormones.

328
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,520
Oh, my gosh! I felt the baby kick.

329
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,240
ALL: Really?

330
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,800
Yes! Captain, come and feel.

331
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,480
Well, I... I...

332
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,400
Quickly! All right.

333
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:04,360
Can't do any harm, I suppose.
Can you feel that?

334
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,800
Yes...?

335
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,960
The Stones!

336
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,440
The Beatles! Agh!

337
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,400
Les Dawson. Jim Davidson! Uhh!

338
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,600
What is this ruckus?
I'm trying to work!

339
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,720
Jane Austen!

340
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,240
Emily Bronte! Eh, Thomas?

341
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,120
What?

342
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,200
They've got themselves into
something of a territorial dispute

343
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,840
over the merits of North and South.

344
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,040
Thomas is with me. Aren't you,
Thomas?

345
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,680
Hardly. I'm Scottish.

346
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,840
ALL: What?

347
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,200
No, you're not, are you?
I most certainly am.

348
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,440
Balderdash! Haud yer wheesht!

349
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,240
IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: I'm as Scottish
as shortbread in a tartan tin, sir!

350
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,520
IN NORMAL VOICE:
Now, if you'll excuse me...

351
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,200
Vimto!

352
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,720
I'll take this stuff upstairs.

353
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,880
My goodness! When is it due?

354
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,520
He's been stress-shopping.

355
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,680
Did you want me
to take down your poem?

356
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,880
Can you just give me a minute?
I just need to sit down.

357
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,400
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That's fine.

358
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,080
I've a few finishing touches
to apply, anyway, so...

359
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,720
It's just that it needs to be
submitted online by 5pm...

360
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,320
Five?! Hmm.

361
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,240
No...problem at all.

362
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,840
Not a very problem...

363
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,840
All right. ..to do that.

364
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,880
HE GASPS

365
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,520
TEDDY SQUEAKS

366
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:30,800
Ooh.

367
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,560
SQUEAK

368
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,520
Whoa!

369
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,600
BELL TOLLS

370
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,520
Right...

371
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,280
Fanny?

372
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,000
I say! Fanny?

373
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,280
Fanny?

374
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,720
BIRDSONG

375
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,360
JULIAN: St Paul's Cathedral.
York Minster.

376
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,920
I don't know what you're doing,

377
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,440
but can you do it somewhere else?
I need some quiet.

378
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,240
Oh, totally. Me too.
Yes, of course, Alison.

379
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,520
Right. Come along. Let's take
this outside. Come on.

380
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,800
Coronation Street.
Howard's Way.

381
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,000
Howard's what?

382
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,920
SHE SIGHS

383
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,200
Why is this...?

384
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,360
HE GRUMBLES

385
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,560
What are you doing?

386
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,600
Why don't they do stairgates
big enough?

387
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,720
Because most people
don't live in mansions.

388
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,160
Discrimination!

389
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,000
What have we got in the, um...

390
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,400
..fridge?

391
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,840
Off we go.

392
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,400
KITTY: If it's a girl, I'm thinking
Hope, Destiny,

393
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,840
Glitter or Sparkle.

394
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,600
And if it boy?

395
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,520
Clive. Hmm.

396
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,720
Wait a minute.

397
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,760
If ghosts can have babies,
I'd have, like...

398
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,440
..a lot of babies.
And I don't, so...

399
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,920
Well, then...

400
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,400
You stay how you die. Hmm.

401
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,240
So I must have been pregnant
all along.

402
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,200
I'm just forever pregnant!

403
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,360
So...this...

404
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,680
..for ever?

405
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,960
Looks like it. Yeah.

406
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,600
Yeah, no, I can't help you
with that.

407
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,320
I give you seat, I rub
your feet, but that's it!

408
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,520
I'm a lone wolf.

409
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,880
I got to follow my own path,
baby.

410
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,640
It's just you and me now, Rainbow.

411
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,640
BIRDSONG

412
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,840
WIND BLOWS GENTLY

413
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,640
Ah, Fanny!

414
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,680
What a surprise.

415
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,160
I see you've come
to bask in the majesty

416
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,640
of your treasured estate.

417
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,280
Something like that.

418
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,880
Yes, it is lovely.
Makes you think.

419
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,200
What does it make you think,
specifically?

420
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,560
Well, it's changed
over the years.

421
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:26,080
Yes. But how?

422
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,760
If you were to put it into words?

423
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,840
Oh, I don't know!

424
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,280
PAT: Fred Trueman! David Gower!
Yorkshire pudding! Cornish pasties!

425
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,320
Eccles cake! Chelsea buns!
Oh, this is making me hungry.

426
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,920
BOTH: Fish and chips!

427
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,160
As if you southern softies... I'm
not giving you them,

428
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,400
you northern monkey! Now, then. Now,
then. Then, now. Now, then. Now!

429
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,680
I have sampled the finest cod
from Whitby

430
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,680
and a particularly memorable
place on Brighton beach,

431
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,880
where I had a haddock.

432
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,480
So you're both right.

433
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,920
BOTH: Hmm.

434
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,080
Why spend all this energy
on your differences, hmm?

435
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,120
To what end?

436
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,640
Now, I want to tell you
about a chap in my regiment.

437
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,080
Name of Dixon.

438
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,680
He was from Salford.

439
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,040
Transferred to us
just before war broke out.

440
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,920
Yes, he was different,

441
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,560
but he was just as prepared to
fight as the rest of the boys,

442
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,280
and they treated him
no differently.

443
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:21,360
North and South, we all stood
shoulder to shoulder

444
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,440
in the face of a common enemy.

445
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:31,320
Now, was it Salford
or...Salisbury?

446
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,520
No, actually, it was Salisbury.

447
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,120
Bu-bu-bu-bu...! No, no,
but the point still stands.

448
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,840
Why focus on what divides us

449
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,480
when the fact is, we have the most
important thing of all in common -

450
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,280
we are all British.

451
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,000
What is British?

452
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,040
It's the soil we stand on, man!

453
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,320
Our history.

454
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,360
These British Isles.

455
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,520
Well, it wasn't always
an island, for a start.

456
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,840
I mean...I walked here.

457
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,200
You know,
when I first come here,

458
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,720
we didn't even have names
for places.

459
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,680
We have no map.

460
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:11,320
No-one draw line
on a picture and say,

461
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,320
"This my bit, that your bit."

462
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:17,160
No-one said, "Oh, this is
the king. They're in charge."

463
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,000
Or, "This is my flag.
It's better than your flag."

464
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,720
These are all just...

465
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,400
..stories we tell...

466
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,040
..when really...

467
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,560
...it all just...man...

468
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,960
..another man.

469
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,240
My goodness, Robin.

470
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,200
Wow.
Certainly makes a good point. Yes.

471
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,000
Why should we fight each other

472
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
when we're just people,
in the end?

473
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,600
Even the Germans.

474
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,280
ROBIN: Yeah. Although if other tribe
come too close,

475
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,760
we stab them with spears.

476
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,160
Oh, flipping heck.
Oh, that's lovely.

477
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,720
Now that I think about it,
Julian,

478
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,720
I love me Watney's.

479
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,960
And that were brewed in London.

480
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,440
So, fair play.

481
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,960
And I had some pretty
good times up in the North. Oh!

482
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,400
Grouse shooting on the moors.
Ho-ho!

483
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,280
Lovely birds up there.

484
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,920
And the grouse weren't bad either!

485
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,000
BOTH LAUGH

486
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,680
Ha! Ha-ha!

487
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,360
Ah, yes, of course.

488
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,560
The trees, they're...beautiful,
aren't they?

489
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,720
Aren't they? Yes.

490
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,880
I used to walk Dante along there.

491
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,160
Hmm. How about the gate?

492
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,320
Its ironwork?

493
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,000
Yes. Jenkins polished it every
Sunday.

494
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,760
Or the walled garden,
with its flowers and statues?

495
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,840
And, I mean, the house itself!

496
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,720
The way it stands there!

497
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,960
You must have so much to say
about it all, this home.

498
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,640
Do you know?

499
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,240
I'm not sure those things really do
add up to a home at all.

500
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,240
All of my memories
are about the people.

501
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,440
George, Dante...

502
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,200
And, of course, my new family.

503
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,120
HAPPY CHATTER

504
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,600
Flowers die, the trees fall.

505
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,800
The house can change
brick by brick

506
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,000
until nothing of the original
remains.

507
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,680
Everything changes.

508
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,320
So, home is not
the walls or the gardens.

509
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,120
Home is the souls
within those walls.

510
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,960
..within those walls.

511
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,240
Home is the memories

512
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,320
made on this spot.

513
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,480
Home is not a place.

514
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,920
Home is a feeling.

515
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,640
Wow, Thomas.

516
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,320
I think
that's your best poem yet.

517
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,200
One more revision?

518
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,040
We need to get this away
in the next minute.

519
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,720
It's just a couple of words.

520
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,960
I just had a call from that sales
agent. Yeah?

521
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,400
Golf. He says there's a golf
consortium who've been looking

522
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,480
in this area for somewhere to build
a golf course,

523
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,360
and he thinks our land
could be the answer.

524
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,840
Yes! It could be great.

525
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,600
Yeah, well,
let's see what they say.

526
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,520
By the way, baby name-wise, we need
to make a decision for this form.

527
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,560
Hmm? For a Junior ISA.
Did you have a favourite?

528
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,520
I mean, if we put something
gender-neutral,

529
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,880
we could get the paperwork
done.

530
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,600
Are you...? I'll just put Billy.
Yeah.

531
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,880
And then if they don't like it
when they're older,

532
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,400
they can just change it, can't they?

533
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,400
Mike, we're not naming our baby
now for the sake of a form.

534
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,400
It's not just a form.
It's for a university fund.

535
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,960
Mike, we're not giving birth
to an undergraduate.

536
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,840
It is currently the size
of a Brussels sprout.

537
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,400
Yeah, but, we...

538
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,160
Mike... Mike, I know you're
worried about being a good dad,

539
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,200
and I love you for that.

540
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,440
But you're not a dad yet.

541
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,960
You're a husband
to a pregnant wife.

542
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,880
And if you really want to show
how much you care,

543
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,680
you can stop planning our Brussels
sprout's higher education

544
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,320
and plan our dinner.

545
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,280
OK. Yeah? What do you want to eat?
Nothing with Brussels sprouts.

546
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,000
We don't have any Brussels sprouts.
Good.

547
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,960
Is mine the size of a Brussels
sprout?

548
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,040
Your what? My baby.

549
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,240
Your what? I'm pregnant, Alison.

550
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,080
I've got all the symptoms
you mentioned.

551
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,760
I get emotional
at the tiniest things.

552
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,040
Talk about food aversions!

553
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,400
I haven't eaten a thing for ages.

554
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,480
I even get sore boobs,
like you said the other day.

555
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,720
Oh, Kitty, I think... Robin said
that ghosts can't get pregnant,

556
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,720
so I must have been pregnant
before I died.

557
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,840
Kitty... Just promise me that if
yours is a girl, you won't name it

558
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,120
Sparkle, Destiny
or Destiny Diamonds,

559
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,440
because those are taken.

560
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:47,520
OK, Kitty, I don't...
I don't think you're pregnant.

561
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,640
I'm sorry.

562
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,560
You're emotional because
you're an emotional person,

563
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,040
and you haven't eaten
because...you can't.

564
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,960
And your boobs probably hurt

565
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,160
because you've been wearing
a corset for nearly 300 years.

566
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,960
Well, those might be coincidences.

567
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,680
Yeah. OK. Well, OK.

568
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,680
Who...?
Who would the father be?

569
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,160
Um...

570
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:16,160
Because we did talk about this. You
remember?

571
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,480
To get pregnant, you need to...

572
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,520
What?

573
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,200
And everyone who has children
has done that?

574
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,680
Hmm...mostly.

575
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,840
You all right? Yes, thank you.

576
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,440
ALISON: It got published!

577
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,600
"Home is the memories
made on this spot.

578
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,640
"Home is not a place.

579
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,120
"Home is a feeling."

580
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,400
I must admit, I'm surprised.

581
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,080
"By Stephanie Button"!

582
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,040
Credit where it's due.

583
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,360
Beautiful, Fanny. Thank you.

584
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,320
You should do more.
Oh, no, not for me.

585
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,160
Right. Come along.
Time for drama club.

586
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,600
Yes!
Yes, today, stage combat!

587
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,720
You can sell the land, Alison,

588
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,880
with my blessing.

589
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,720
It'll still be home.

590
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,640
Thank you. Come along, Fanny. Looks
like it might become a golf course.

591
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,680
FANNY: Oh!

592
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,720
THOMAS: Golf? Invented in Scotland.
What?

593
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,480
JULIAN: The best courses are in
Kent.

594
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,520
CAPTAIN GROANS

595
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,040
PAT: Birkdale. Hoylake.
JULIAN: Royal St George's.

596
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,720
Now, steady on, steady, steady...

597
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,760
ARGUMENT CONTINUES