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Too upset... to cry.

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That might be the most
I've ever told them off.

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That might be the most
she's ever told us off.

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ALL MUTTER

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{\an8}I've just never seen Alison
so angry.

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{\an8}She used a word
I'd never heard before

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as a verb and a noun.

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Yes, was
rather colourful. I mean,

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I did some pretty awful things
back in the day,

10
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but I have never been rebuked
like th...

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Oh, hang on, actually.

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There was this one time...

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Oh, and they just go on
and on and on and on.

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And they know
that we're stressed,

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with the Gatehouse
and this place.

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I know. They're a lot.

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I mean, I find them a lot,
and I can't see or hear them.

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PHONE RINGS GROANS

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Turns out,

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the arms contract had been sold
to the newspapers

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by one of the prostitutes.

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Too confused to cry.

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So, how do we make things
right?

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Well, you'd have to refund
the Libyans,

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find the prostitute...

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With Alison!
Oh.

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Well, is obvious.

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We need say sorry.

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ALL AGREE
Huh?

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No. No, no, no, no, no.

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No, that... Ye...

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Yeah, no, just... Just thanks
for letting us know.

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Yeah. All the best, yeah.
Bye-bye. Bye. Bye.

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Bye.

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Unbelievable!

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I mean, how selfish can you be?

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What happened?
The Carters just cancelled.

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What? Why?

39
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Because they're evil.

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Er, and maybe
because their cat's ill.

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But mainly cos they're evil.

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I mean, what is the point

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in us offering
five-star service

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if there's no-one here
to give it five stars?

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Hey, you know what this means?
That we're going to go bankrupt?

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It means that

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a very nice little guesthouse
that I know of

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happens to have
a last-minute vacancy.

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Yeah, I just told you that.

50
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No, I mean... for us.
Well, for you.

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You never lose it
like you did this morning,

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even with that lot.

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You're frazzled.
You need to unwind.

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Listen, if I said
you had a day off

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and you could do anything
you wanted, what would it be?

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I don't know.

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Like... maybe a spa day?

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Mm.

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Or maybe like a nice meal.

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Or a picnic!

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Or the cinema.

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Well, that's what we'll do.

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Which?

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All of it.

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We have to be very careful.

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I'm just saying, if we want
Alison to hear us out,

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we should send the person
she likes the most.

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Very well. I shall try,
but I can't guarantee...

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ALL TALK AT ONCE

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I was thinking more Kitty.

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Is that wise under
the circumstances? After all,

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it was Kitty who pushed her
over the edge.

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That's a lie!

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You said you wished
she was dead.

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No, I didn't.

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Quite the opposite. I said
that I wanted to comfort her

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and hope that one day,
God willing,

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I'll be able to hug her
and hold her and...

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Yes, I see what you mean.

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But it was you who made her
use the C-word.

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It was you
who was being callous. Oh!

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Come on,
it was one little finger.

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It was inappropriate.

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I just so missed the texture.

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Mm. I was being the soldier.

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You are not to use that term!
Oh, here he goes,

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barking his orders.
No wonder she's sick of you.

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Do not lay this
at my door, sir!

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I was merely telling Robin
not to play with the lamps...

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Hey, no you pin this on me!
Was Fanny,

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with the yibbayabba, yibbayabba.

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Excuse me, Robin!
It was nothing to do...

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ALL ARGUE

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Oh!

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Five stars, right?
Yeah.

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And it's all ours.

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Ooooh, yeah. Oh,

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you've go to have a go
on some of... What?

99
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Sorry. I'm just thinking about how
long it takes to change the bedding.

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No, no, no. No. We're not thinking
about bedding,

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or cleaning,

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or hoovering or dusting
or bin change...

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GROANS

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Yeah, you're right.
It was a terrible idea.

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It's never going to happen, is it?

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So, day off's off?
No, day off's on.

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Just... not here.

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Er... I've got a better idea.

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You want a piece of me?!

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Right. Right. Right!

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ARGUING

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Bang!

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Oh! What are you doing?

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I was firing my pistol
into the air.

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You don't have a pistol.

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Well, we didn't win the war with
attitudes like that, did we?

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This blame game
is getting us nowhere.

118
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It's quite clear that we all
share some responsibility

119
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for provoking
Alison's outburst,

120
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whether it's Julian fingering,
Fanny's lip

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or Mary and her...

122
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Why, Mary, I do believe that
you didn't do anything wrong.

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Oh, no. Er... No.
I suppose... I suppose not.

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Hey, this is perfect!

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Alison can't be cross
with Mary

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if she's done nothing wrong.

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Let's send Mary in
with our apologies,

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wait for the dust to settle,
and then...

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Yeah, no, actually.

130
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No. I'm thinking... no.
To that. To doing that.

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But you're our secret weapon, Mary.

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Yeah. No. Right. It's just...

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Erm, I tooks the fall
for something I didn't do

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once before,
and it didn't turn out

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all that well for me.
FLAMES CRACKLE

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So I'm... I'm thinkin', erm,
maybe this time

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I'm going to leave the guilt
for the guilty.

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Cos someone in this room
has done nothing wrong!

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HUMMING

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Ah. Looks like
it has to be one of us.

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Any volunteers?

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Or we could do nominations?

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Ah, well in that case...

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ALL ARGUE

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HE GROANS

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Oooh.
Mm!

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I like it. Homely.
Really homely.

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Oh, I think these
might be the owners.

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Oh-ho, she did all right!

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What are you doing?

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You can't go lying down,
you've got relaxing to do.

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Do you hear yourself?

153
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We have a list. Your list.

154
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And we've just lost 45 minutes
going nowhere.

155
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Well, if it's my list,
I'm adding lying down.

156
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OK, OK. But it's already 10.30,
so we can't just go adding...

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You know what?
It's fine. Er...

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If we combine it with
"listening to some music,"

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then I think
I can make it work.

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Deal.

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OK, so I just add that on,

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cross it off,

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and we're back on track. Almost.

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Right. See you in 30.

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Where are you going?
Shop. We need ingredients.

166
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Ingredients for what?

167
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Whatever you want.
It's your day.

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Oh. OK, so could we get...?

169
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No time. Text me.

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No, no...

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ALL ARGUE

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Er...

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You've got the most
to apologise for.

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Tadadadadadada!
Tadadadadadada!

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Chacachac,
clink, clink, clink...

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Now...

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Yeah. I did not for a moment
want to bring out

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the Bren Mark 1
light machinegun

179
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in such an enclosed space,
but you forced my hand.

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Is he having a breakdown?
Very hard to tell.

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This bickering is futile.

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If nobody wants
to take on this mission,

183
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then, as ranking officer,
I shall step up to the plate

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and issue an apology
on behalf of the entire unit.

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My command experience
has taught me

186
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a thing or two
about effective communication

187
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you have to be direct,
concise and to the point.

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CLEARS THROAT

189
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Apologies.

190
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Not accepted. Understood.

191
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She can't be reasoned with.
Nothing to be done.

192
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We shall just have to avoid her
until she dies.

193
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Probably longer.

194
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Yes, well, whilst I'm sure
you mined every ounce

195
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of your natural warmth,
do you think

196
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you could take us through
your key messaging?

197
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What?
Yeah, thought so.

198
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You see,
you can't just go around

199
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shouting orders at people
any more.

200
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He's got a point. Silence.

201
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Communication's become
much more nuanced

202
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in this modern age
of car phones and pagers.

203
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But, luckily,

204
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you're looking
at one of history's

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greatest communicators,

206
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the brains behind some of

207
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the most memorable
political slogans

208
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of the 20th century. Erm...

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"Family, family, family."
Yours truly.

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As was..."Better for Britain."

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"I'm in. Are you?"

212
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And of course...
"A dog's just for Christmas."

213
00:09:03,603 --> 00:09:06,483
I think it was..."A dog's
not just for Christmas."

214
00:09:06,483 --> 00:09:09,083
No. One year,
there was a surplus.

215
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Must have been the heat.
Oh, surely not him.

216
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Yep, that was another one.
Election '83.

217
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BIRDSONG

218
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SHE SIGHS

219
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OK, then.

220
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I now declare this meeting
of Being In The Right Club

221
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officially open.

222
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What's that?

223
00:09:47,443 --> 00:09:50,043
Oh, no, it's just, erm,

224
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just us today, Flo.

225
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Just us.

226
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SHE CHUCKLES

227
00:10:01,803 --> 00:10:04,403
No. Yeah.

228
00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:06,443
GENTLE MUSIC

229
00:10:06,443 --> 00:10:08,723
KNOCK ON DOOR

230
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STRAINED GROANS

231
00:10:12,683 --> 00:10:14,243
KNOCK ON DOOR

232
00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:19,763
HE STRAINS

233
00:10:19,763 --> 00:10:21,483
Yes?

234
00:10:21,483 --> 00:10:23,403
We're closer...

235
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...together.

236
00:10:25,523 --> 00:10:27,643
What?

237
00:10:27,643 --> 00:10:29,843
We're closer... Yeah?

238
00:10:29,843 --> 00:10:33,243
...together. Mm-hm.

239
00:10:33,243 --> 00:10:34,843
Than what?
Oh, come on!

240
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This is very clear messaging.
How are you not getting this?

241
00:10:37,683 --> 00:10:43,523
We - you and us - are closer
you know, rubbing along,

242
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despite your over-sensitivity,

243
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together -

244
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ie, not off moping
in our rooms about,

245
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I don't know,
whatever petty grievance it is

246
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that's got you in such a tizz.

247
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So let's admit mistakes
were made on both sides

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and hope that tomorrow

249
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you get out of the bed
the right side.

250
00:11:01,403 --> 00:11:04,283
Because the fact is...

251
00:11:04,283 --> 00:11:06,283
...we are closer...

252
00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:08,603
...together.

253
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,163
Go away.

254
00:11:14,003 --> 00:11:15,683
Now, that's clear messaging.

255
00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:20,803
PHONE VIBRATES

256
00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,483
Did you forget your keys?

257
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,163
No, no, I'm still at the shop.
Ingredients crisis.

258
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,603
There's chicken, but no breadcrumbs,
so Milanese is off.

259
00:11:28,603 --> 00:11:30,723
Er, I can do salmon
if you can live without lemon.

260
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,803
Do they have broccoli?
Normal, not purple,

261
00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:34,643
but I could switch
for asparagus if...

262
00:11:34,643 --> 00:11:36,323
Without lemon?
I wasn't thinking. OK.

263
00:11:36,323 --> 00:11:38,763
Yeah. Let's bring back the chicken.
We'll go peri peri.

264
00:11:38,763 --> 00:11:41,243
Do they have paprika?
Er, normal, not smoky.

265
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,963
OK, OK. Let's make it satay.

266
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,923
Which aisle is peanuts?

267
00:11:44,923 --> 00:11:47,403
Just get peanut butter.
Smooth or crunchy? Just get both.

268
00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:50,443
But that's back with jams. I haven't
got time. Just leave it. Get out.

269
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,723
I'm coming out.
Go! Go!

270
00:11:51,723 --> 00:11:53,043
Any joy?

271
00:11:53,043 --> 00:11:54,803
Well, you know, er,

272
00:11:54,803 --> 00:11:57,203
how does one define success?

273
00:11:57,203 --> 00:11:58,323
ALL GROAN

274
00:11:58,323 --> 00:11:59,483
Messed it up.

275
00:12:00,523 --> 00:12:02,563
I suppose
Elton John was right.

276
00:12:02,563 --> 00:12:05,683
Sorry does seem to be
the hardest word.

277
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,763
No. Hardest word is
"apolocathry."

278
00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:11,323
Ap...

279
00:12:11,323 --> 00:12:15,203
Hang on.
Maybe Elton John had a point.

280
00:12:15,203 --> 00:12:19,883
If it's too hard to say it,
could we sing it?

281
00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:21,603
THEY MUTTER

282
00:12:21,603 --> 00:12:22,683
DOOR OPENS

283
00:12:22,683 --> 00:12:25,283
Hey. Still relaxing?
All relaxed?

284
00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:26,603
Where have you been?

285
00:12:26,603 --> 00:12:29,363
Yeah. Well, turns out
that if you run out

286
00:12:29,363 --> 00:12:31,523
of a supermarket still holding
a pack of stock cubes,

287
00:12:31,523 --> 00:12:33,403
security want to have
a little word with you.

288
00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:35,203
Oh, God.
Yeah, no, it's fine.

289
00:12:35,203 --> 00:12:38,123
I, er.. I made this great joke
about pinching their stock,

290
00:12:38,123 --> 00:12:39,963
and we're basically mates now.
He loved it.

291
00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,163
Yeah?
Yeah. Whoa, OK.

292
00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:45,363
Er, there's no time to cook
and we have nothing to cook,

293
00:12:45,363 --> 00:12:48,043
so I thought
we can order something in.

294
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,883
Like... pizza?
What's faster than pizza?

295
00:12:49,883 --> 00:12:51,323
Pizza's fine.
Yeah?

296
00:12:51,323 --> 00:12:52,603
Yeah.
OK, great.

297
00:12:52,603 --> 00:12:53,803
Well, you order the pizza,

298
00:12:53,803 --> 00:12:57,083
and I will dig out the picnic set.
Pizza picnic?

299
00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,123
Yeah.

300
00:12:58,123 --> 00:13:00,603
Well, you wanted a picnic,
so you're having a picnic.

301
00:13:00,603 --> 00:13:01,683
Aw.

302
00:13:01,683 --> 00:13:03,763
THUNDER RUMBLES

303
00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:07,163
I think it may be... carpet picnic.

304
00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:09,123
Good call.
All right.

305
00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:10,403
You just keep relaxing.

306
00:13:10,403 --> 00:13:11,923
OK. Er... OK.

307
00:13:15,123 --> 00:13:17,603
But order a pizza!
Oh, all righty!

308
00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:20,003
But lyrics
are a form of poetry,

309
00:13:20,003 --> 00:13:23,003
and mastery of
the English language is my...

310
00:13:24,683 --> 00:13:25,883
...thing.
Yeah, I know.

311
00:13:25,883 --> 00:13:28,163
It's just that you can be
a little maudlin, mate,

312
00:13:28,163 --> 00:13:30,323
and I think it should be
something upbeat,

313
00:13:30,323 --> 00:13:32,203
like, have you heard
of Ging Gang Goolie?

314
00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:33,283
The disease?

315
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:34,683
What?

316
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:37,203
No. As in like, you know,
"Ging Gang Goolie gotcha."

317
00:13:37,203 --> 00:13:38,603
It most certainly did not!

318
00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:41,403
Although I hear
Byron had a terrible case.

319
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,003
Wha...?
Look, clearly neither of you

320
00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:45,683
are exactly Cole Porter.
Who?

321
00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:48,483
My Heart Belongs To Daddy?

322
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,603
Philistines. My point is,
perhaps you should look

323
00:13:52,603 --> 00:13:55,203
to a more skilled songsmith
for your inspiration.

324
00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:57,443
I mean,
how does John Elton compose?

325
00:13:57,443 --> 00:14:00,203
Oh, for the last time,
it's not Elton, comma, John.

326
00:14:00,203 --> 00:14:03,003
It's Elton John!
And he has a co-writer.

327
00:14:03,003 --> 00:14:05,443
Bernie does the words,
and Elt does the music.

328
00:14:05,443 --> 00:14:07,803
Ah!
Music's being taken care of,

329
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,363
thank you very much.

330
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:12,923
HE STRAINS
SINGLE NOTE PLAYS

331
00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:17,923
♪ Laahah, ahahah, ahahah,
ahahah, mmmm... ♪

332
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:21,323
OK. Sure my note was
in there somewhere.

333
00:14:21,323 --> 00:14:24,003
HE STRAINS
SINGLE NOTE PLAYS

334
00:14:24,003 --> 00:14:28,563
♪ Mmhmmmmm... ♪

335
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,643
No, no. I want no part
in this embarrassing spectacle,

336
00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:34,843
this circus of contrition!

337
00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:36,763
Oooh! That's a good name
for the band.

338
00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:38,363
Cool name. Yeah.

339
00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:39,883
Apoloclubby.

340
00:14:39,883 --> 00:14:40,923
Apothecary.

341
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,003
Apottecaty.

342
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:43,963
Apothecary.
Apoppercappy.

343
00:14:43,963 --> 00:14:45,963
Just say chemist.
No, no, no.

344
00:14:45,963 --> 00:14:48,323
Come on. Come on. Ugh.

345
00:14:48,323 --> 00:14:49,803
Apothecary.

346
00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:51,563
Apolicecathery.

347
00:14:51,563 --> 00:14:53,083
KITTY HARMONISES

348
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,843
No, no...

349
00:14:54,843 --> 00:14:57,283
No point wailing 'bout it.
You made your beds.

350
00:14:57,283 --> 00:15:01,083
Perhaps you'll think 'bout your
actions from this day hence.

351
00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:06,963
Justice is a fickle wench,

352
00:15:06,963 --> 00:15:08,963
but 'pon this occasion

353
00:15:08,963 --> 00:15:10,723
fairly served,

354
00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:13,323
for 'tis heartening indeed

355
00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:16,723
to feel not a licking flame,

356
00:15:16,723 --> 00:15:18,763
but the warmth
of a righteous sun.

357
00:15:22,123 --> 00:15:25,163
I think things are clearing up
a bit, Flo.

358
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:28,643
No. I don't want a refund,
I want our pizza.

359
00:15:28,643 --> 00:15:30,523
What do you mean,

360
00:15:30,523 --> 00:15:32,803
you can't find the house?
It's the only house.

361
00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:35,563
If you're within three miles and
there's a building, that's us.

362
00:15:35,563 --> 00:15:37,963
Hello? Hello?

363
00:15:39,723 --> 00:15:42,963
OK,
slight change of plan.

364
00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,363
Today's picnic will be courtesy

365
00:15:44,363 --> 00:15:45,803
of the little shop
at the garage.

366
00:15:45,803 --> 00:15:49,083
But they only do crisps.
They do more than crisps.

367
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,403
All right, I'll be back in ten.

368
00:15:50,403 --> 00:15:51,443
Er...

369
00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:53,323
15.

370
00:15:54,763 --> 00:15:57,123
Relax!
Yep.

371
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,203
A...
A...

372
00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:00,843
...poth...
...poth...

373
00:16:00,843 --> 00:16:04,083
...ecary. ..ecary. Apothecary. Apothgagary.

374
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:07,363
HE GROANS
Which is it? Which is it?

375
00:16:07,363 --> 00:16:09,523
It's all one thing - R&B.

376
00:16:09,523 --> 00:16:11,323
Like S&M.

377
00:16:11,323 --> 00:16:12,883
What's S&M?
Ah, well...

378
00:16:12,883 --> 00:16:15,403
More electronic, I think.
A lot of fun, a bit naughty.

379
00:16:15,403 --> 00:16:17,483
Is it a firm no to country?
I think it should be

380
00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:19,203
pop music.
Country is pop.

381
00:16:19,203 --> 00:16:21,843
Hey. Hey!

382
00:16:21,843 --> 00:16:24,523
Order! Orderrrr!

383
00:16:24,523 --> 00:16:26,523
Thank goodness.

384
00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:28,523
I don't think I had
a grenade-launcher in me.

385
00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:30,163
All this
petty squabbling.

386
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,083
God knows
how they pulled off Band Aid.

387
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,443
Ah, now, there's only one way
to pull off a Band-Aid -

388
00:16:34,443 --> 00:16:37,283
smooth, quick motion
against the grain of the hairs.

389
00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:41,083
No, no, Band Aid.
Christmas '84.

390
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,403
Or were you already, er...?

391
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:47,043
I was dead. Yes, I had passed.

392
00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:48,843
Blimey.
You really did go too soon.

393
00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:52,123
No, Band Aid
was a charity single,

394
00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:55,043
featuring all the top pop acts
of the day.

395
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,683
Like S Club.

396
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,323
Er, more like Culture Club.
Yeah. Was number one for ages.

397
00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:01,643
What, and they all
just mucked in?

398
00:17:01,643 --> 00:17:02,763
Like, sung it together?

399
00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:05,483
Yeah. They all kind of did
a little bit each, you know.

400
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:11,563
TAPS RUN

401
00:17:14,443 --> 00:17:16,323
Have you tried
a cheese and onion one

402
00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:17,603
with a roast beef one?

403
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,083
Tastes like a pasty.

404
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:22,083
I think I've tried
all the combinations now.

405
00:17:23,123 --> 00:17:25,643
Any luck with the bath?
Nearly there.

406
00:17:25,643 --> 00:17:27,883
Water pressure is a joke.
It doesn't matter.

407
00:17:27,883 --> 00:17:29,403
It doesn't need to be deep.

408
00:17:29,403 --> 00:17:32,123
I'll just sink anyway.
I'm mostly potato now.

409
00:17:32,123 --> 00:17:36,283
Mm, delicious. In that case,
your bath is drawn, m'lady.

410
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:41,163
Oh, wow. You know those are for
sharing, right?

411
00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:42,723
Too late.

412
00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:46,723
It's not quite a day spa, but...

413
00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:48,283
No, it's perfect.

414
00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:49,763
You're the best.

415
00:17:49,763 --> 00:17:51,363
I am the best.

416
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:54,563
Right, get in. We've got 34 minutes
if you want to make the cinema.

417
00:17:54,563 --> 00:17:56,003
Go, go, go.

418
00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:57,763
OK, OK, OK.

419
00:17:57,763 --> 00:17:59,723
Oooh...

420
00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:04,243
Oh. Wine. Er, one sec.

421
00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:12,763
Yeah, and Robin,
Captain and then Kitty to end.

422
00:18:12,763 --> 00:18:14,923
Should I not...?
Kitty to end.

423
00:18:14,923 --> 00:18:16,123
OK?

424
00:18:16,123 --> 00:18:17,523
OK, here we go.

425
00:18:17,523 --> 00:18:22,243
A-one. A-two.
A-one, two, three...

426
00:18:27,683 --> 00:18:32,603
OK. A-one, a-two.
A-one, two, thr...

427
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,443
In a-one...

428
00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:41,163
Got it.

429
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:46,203
Now, I know today hasn't been
entirely plain sailing so far,

430
00:18:46,203 --> 00:18:47,923
but I am about
to turn it around.

431
00:18:47,923 --> 00:18:51,203
Because, tonight,
we are dining

432
00:18:51,203 --> 00:18:52,323
at the French place.

433
00:18:52,323 --> 00:18:54,043
Mm-hm!
Mm!

434
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,283
Ooh la la!
Ooh la...

435
00:18:55,283 --> 00:18:56,683
Let me just give them a call

436
00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:58,163
and check that they've got
a table.

437
00:18:58,163 --> 00:19:00,203
Actually,
I should've done that first.

438
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:01,563
Er...

439
00:19:01,563 --> 00:19:02,843
Bonjour.

440
00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:05,683
Er, I am just wondering
if you have a table tonight

441
00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:07,203
for two, around eight-ish?

442
00:19:08,283 --> 00:19:10,123
You can squeeze us in?

443
00:19:10,123 --> 00:19:11,163
Yes!
Wonderful.

444
00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:12,723
Merci. Yes, the name is, erm...

445
00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:14,763
Argh! Phone. No.

446
00:19:14,763 --> 00:19:16,723
Oh!
Wine! Waah!

447
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,243
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

448
00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:23,563
Fine. You shower off,
I'll call 'em back.

449
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,563
Oh, it's in my hair!
Where's your phone?

450
00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:27,123
Oh, it's on the be...

451
00:19:27,123 --> 00:19:28,323
Oh! Oh!
What now?

452
00:19:28,323 --> 00:19:29,683
No more hot!

453
00:19:29,683 --> 00:19:31,363
HE GROANS

454
00:19:31,363 --> 00:19:32,683
Argh!

455
00:19:32,683 --> 00:19:34,763
Oh, hello? Yes, we were
just on the phone...

456
00:19:34,763 --> 00:19:35,803
ALISON SHRIEKS

457
00:19:35,803 --> 00:19:37,563
No, no, no, that's just my wife screaming.

458
00:19:37,563 --> 00:19:39,723
I was just talking to you
earlier about a table

459
00:19:39,723 --> 00:19:42,523
when we got... You're kidding me!
It was like one minute ago.

460
00:19:42,523 --> 00:19:45,123
Fine, but you're telling
my wife.

461
00:19:45,123 --> 00:19:47,963
Hello? Hello?

462
00:19:47,963 --> 00:19:49,403
Table's gone.

463
00:19:49,403 --> 00:19:51,163
Yeah?
Yeah.

464
00:19:51,163 --> 00:19:52,723
ALISON SHIVERS

465
00:19:52,723 --> 00:19:55,123
THUNDER RUMBLES

466
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,603
ALL HARMONISE

467
00:19:59,963 --> 00:20:01,603
HARMONISING OFF-KEY

468
00:20:01,603 --> 00:20:04,643
You have to listen
to what I am doing.

469
00:20:04,643 --> 00:20:06,003
ROBIN GRUNTS OFF-KEY

470
00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,443
I mean, come on.

471
00:20:07,443 --> 00:20:09,283
One is reminded
of Battersea Dogs Home.

472
00:20:09,283 --> 00:20:12,443
Really? Was there a fire?

473
00:20:18,963 --> 00:20:20,483
Perfick.

474
00:20:20,483 --> 00:20:23,243
Hardly!
You were nowhere near my note.

475
00:20:23,243 --> 00:20:25,243
Yeah. I think maybe
piano need tuning.

476
00:20:25,243 --> 00:20:28,563
Yeah, so, you know,
we might need to tweak the end.

477
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:31,363
But, overall, I think
that went pretty well.

478
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:32,403
You know? I mean,

479
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:34,283
some parts were better
than others.

480
00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:37,403
But with a bit of polish,

481
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,323
well, it would be a cold heart
not to be won over

482
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,523
by the sentiment.

483
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:43,363
Well, it did nothing for me.

484
00:20:44,883 --> 00:20:46,403
Right, then,
once more from the top?

485
00:20:46,403 --> 00:20:48,323
SHE HUMS SOFTLY

486
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,923
We're probably going to have
to burn the towels, but, erm...

487
00:20:52,923 --> 00:20:54,243
No, no, no, no.

488
00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:56,843
What?
No cleaning. Day off.

489
00:20:56,843 --> 00:20:59,163
Well, we missed the cinema,
so I thought...

490
00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:02,083
No. This is the cinema.
Your own private cinema.

491
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,563
The AlisOdeon.

492
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,003
The AlisCineworld?

493
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,763
Oh, yeah. The Alis...

494
00:21:08,763 --> 00:21:10,723
No, there's no more.
All right. Come on,

495
00:21:10,723 --> 00:21:13,283
the feature presentation
is about to begin.

496
00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:15,443
Hooray. OK.

497
00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:17,243
What is it?

498
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,243
I think I found
the perfect chill-out movie.

499
00:21:19,243 --> 00:21:20,563
It's only 90 minutes long

500
00:21:20,563 --> 00:21:22,563
and it could not sound
more relaxing.

501
00:21:22,563 --> 00:21:24,003
A Quiet Place.

502
00:21:24,003 --> 00:21:25,403
Ooh.

503
00:21:25,403 --> 00:21:27,843
MUSIC STARTS

504
00:21:27,843 --> 00:21:30,763
DRAMATIC MUSIC

505
00:21:30,763 --> 00:21:31,803
GUNSHOT

506
00:21:32,723 --> 00:21:35,203
Well, that is
the most traumatic thing

507
00:21:35,203 --> 00:21:36,323
I will see today.

508
00:21:36,323 --> 00:21:38,203
Alison,
we've written you a song!

509
00:21:38,203 --> 00:21:39,323
Here we go.

510
00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:41,323
I may have spoken too soon.

511
00:21:41,323 --> 00:21:42,443
What?

512
00:21:43,483 --> 00:21:44,683
Oh, front row!

513
00:21:45,643 --> 00:21:46,963
Right.

514
00:21:46,963 --> 00:21:48,483
HE STRAINS

515
00:21:48,483 --> 00:21:50,243
FAST-TEMPO MUSIC

516
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:52,123
No, no...
HE STRAINS

517
00:21:52,123 --> 00:21:54,683
What are they doing?

518
00:21:54,683 --> 00:21:57,323
Er, I'm looking at it,
and I don't know.

519
00:21:57,323 --> 00:22:01,083
♪ We've made mistakes

520
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:04,803
♪ More than a few
So many more

521
00:22:04,803 --> 00:22:08,763
♪ Our heart, it breaks

522
00:22:08,763 --> 00:22:10,403
♪ Cos we upset you

523
00:22:10,403 --> 00:22:12,563
♪ Your voice went very loud

524
00:22:12,563 --> 00:22:15,803
♪ We can't pretend
this makes it all all right

525
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:19,003
♪ But, baby, we're so sorry tonight

526
00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:22,803
♪ This is our
# Sorry song

527
00:22:22,803 --> 00:22:26,683
♪ It's such a
# Sorry song

528
00:22:26,683 --> 00:22:29,843
♪ Being so not right
will keep us up all night

529
00:22:29,843 --> 00:22:32,483
♪ So is it all right
to right this wrong?

530
00:22:33,803 --> 00:22:37,523
♪ Hear our
Sorry song

531
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:41,483
♪ Talking 'bout a
Sorry song

532
00:22:41,483 --> 00:22:42,603
♪ Such a sorry song

533
00:22:42,603 --> 00:22:45,323
♪ Have you ever heard a song
with such sorry in?

534
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:50,363
♪ So say it's all OK
and stop us worryin'

535
00:22:50,363 --> 00:22:51,763
♪ Cos every day

536
00:22:51,763 --> 00:22:54,483
RAPS # Oh, my heart doth pine
for that face divine

537
00:22:54,483 --> 00:22:55,923
♪ Yeah

538
00:22:55,923 --> 00:22:58,083
♪ For those eyes so fine. #
Thomas, what are you doing?

539
00:22:58,083 --> 00:22:59,763
♪ Hair so brown. #
What's he doing?

540
00:22:59,763 --> 00:23:02,763
♪ Darling, take my hand
and feed this peace dove

541
00:23:02,763 --> 00:23:05,923
♪ Why we makin' war
when we could be making love? ♪

542
00:23:05,923 --> 00:23:07,963
This is not in the tone
of the piece.

543
00:23:07,963 --> 00:23:09,563
Skip to the end.

544
00:23:09,563 --> 00:23:12,803
♪ So forgive us
our crude tautology... ♪

545
00:23:12,803 --> 00:23:15,043
Now, Kitty!
I can't.

546
00:23:15,043 --> 00:23:16,803
Oh!

547
00:23:16,803 --> 00:23:20,523
♪ And please accept
our sinceeeeeere... ♪

548
00:23:20,523 --> 00:23:22,043
Apothecary.

549
00:23:22,043 --> 00:23:23,083
Apologies.

550
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:24,643
Oh, you know, what he say.

551
00:23:24,643 --> 00:23:27,243
At the end of the day,
you know, sorry.

552
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:30,843
That felt weird.
You have no idea.

553
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,643
Yeah, well, it was a little
rough around the edges.

554
00:23:33,643 --> 00:23:36,323
And further apologies
for the middle eight...

555
00:23:36,323 --> 00:23:37,443
Yeah. She liked it!

556
00:23:37,443 --> 00:23:39,883
But, you know,
you get the idea.

557
00:23:39,883 --> 00:23:42,043
We really are very sorry, Alison.

558
00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:45,363
Sorry for what?

559
00:23:45,363 --> 00:23:48,883
Well, for, er,
what happened, erm...

560
00:23:48,883 --> 00:23:50,763
...earlier.

561
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,283
What did happen earlier?

562
00:23:53,283 --> 00:23:55,563
Why... Why was I upset?

563
00:23:55,563 --> 00:23:57,883
ALL STAMMER

564
00:23:57,883 --> 00:24:00,003
ALL TALK AT ONCE

565
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:02,083
No, no, no!

566
00:24:03,123 --> 00:24:06,803
It's no one thing,
or one person.

567
00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:10,523
And it's not just today.

568
00:24:10,523 --> 00:24:13,603
It's that, every day,
we are breaking our backs

569
00:24:13,603 --> 00:24:15,363
to make this guest-house work,

570
00:24:15,363 --> 00:24:18,443
and I'm already waiting
on eight people.

571
00:24:18,443 --> 00:24:20,203
Nine. Every day,

572
00:24:20,203 --> 00:24:21,363
it's "Turn that page,"

573
00:24:21,363 --> 00:24:22,883
"Oh, it's time
for my programme,"

574
00:24:22,883 --> 00:24:24,963
or, "Google this horse,"

575
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:28,523
and without even a word
of thanks.

576
00:24:28,523 --> 00:24:30,443
No, I don't want an apology.

577
00:24:31,483 --> 00:24:35,203
And I don't want
some big song and dance.

578
00:24:35,203 --> 00:24:38,483
I just want, like,
a little bit of thought

579
00:24:38,483 --> 00:24:40,483
and a little bit of help.

580
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,203
Yes, of course you can't help,

581
00:24:43,203 --> 00:24:45,563
but do you really
have to not help

582
00:24:45,563 --> 00:24:48,723
24 hours a day?

583
00:25:00,883 --> 00:25:02,123
I think that might be

584
00:25:02,123 --> 00:25:04,363
the second most
we've ever been told off.

585
00:25:04,363 --> 00:25:05,403
Yeah.

586
00:25:06,643 --> 00:25:09,243
I think you guys
should probably go.

587
00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:15,363
OK. I'm going to go out
on a limb here and say

588
00:25:15,363 --> 00:25:20,323
it's possible that you're still
a little bit stressed. Hmm?

589
00:25:20,323 --> 00:25:21,683
Sorry.

590
00:25:21,683 --> 00:25:23,443
I know you really tried.

591
00:25:23,443 --> 00:25:25,043
Not hard enough, though.

592
00:25:25,043 --> 00:25:26,283
What?

593
00:25:26,283 --> 00:25:28,083
You did everything. I...

594
00:25:29,763 --> 00:25:31,043
Give me the list.

595
00:25:41,523 --> 00:25:43,403
That's what I want to do today.

596
00:25:44,403 --> 00:25:47,403
We can squeeze that in.
Yeah? Yeah.

597
00:25:54,163 --> 00:25:56,243
Best bit of the day.

598
00:25:58,123 --> 00:25:59,883
Mmm.

599
00:25:59,883 --> 00:26:01,723
PHONE VIBRATES

600
00:26:09,883 --> 00:26:11,603
Oh.

601
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:13,363
Someone's posted a new review.

602
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:14,923
Any good?

603
00:26:15,963 --> 00:26:18,483
Yeah. Amazing.

604
00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:23,683
But we don't have any guests.

605
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,123
Better?

606
00:26:25,123 --> 00:26:27,763
Still a bit crampy
around the knuckle.

607
00:26:27,763 --> 00:26:29,403
I've been on it ten minutes. Hey.

608
00:26:32,043 --> 00:26:33,283
You?

609
00:26:33,283 --> 00:26:34,603
Ah.

610
00:26:34,603 --> 00:26:35,963
Just the typing.

611
00:26:35,963 --> 00:26:38,643
We all composed a bit.

612
00:26:38,643 --> 00:26:40,163
And helped to edit Thomas's.

613
00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:43,083
But she is a radiant beauty.
Is off topic!

614
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:45,403
That is really,
really lovely, guys.

615
00:26:45,403 --> 00:26:48,883
But you have to delete it.
It's like cheating or...

616
00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:50,403
Nonsense.

617
00:26:50,403 --> 00:26:52,963
We are guests in your house
every day.

618
00:26:52,963 --> 00:26:56,643
And you are
the most incredible hosts.

619
00:26:56,643 --> 00:26:59,283
Yes. Every word's the truth.

620
00:27:00,283 --> 00:27:01,763
"We never wanted to leave."

621
00:27:01,763 --> 00:27:03,923
Bit of luck, eh?

622
00:27:06,683 --> 00:27:08,843
Thanks, guys.

623
00:27:08,843 --> 00:27:10,603
Friends?

624
00:27:11,643 --> 00:27:12,883
Friends.

625
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,283
Aw!

626
00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:15,523
LAUGHTER

627
00:27:15,523 --> 00:27:18,843
ALL CHAT HAPPILY

628
00:27:18,843 --> 00:27:22,163
You see?
We're closer... together.

629
00:27:22,163 --> 00:27:24,483
Yeah. It sounds better
now that you...

630
00:27:24,483 --> 00:27:25,843
What?!

631
00:27:25,843 --> 00:27:28,203
But they be in the wrongs,
Al'son.

632
00:27:28,203 --> 00:27:30,763
Where be the punishment?
Where be the trial?

633
00:27:30,763 --> 00:27:32,723
Oh, no. Oh, no, Mary, we've...

634
00:27:32,723 --> 00:27:34,123
We've made up.

635
00:27:34,123 --> 00:27:35,883
FLAMES CRACKLE
Made up?

636
00:27:35,883 --> 00:27:37,363
But... But I was...

637
00:27:37,363 --> 00:27:39,883
Have you forgottens?

638
00:27:39,883 --> 00:27:43,043
Now, you listen to me,
Alison Coopers!

639
00:27:47,163 --> 00:27:49,883
I think that might be the most
I've ever been told off.