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What was this,
tuna casserole or potato salad?
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Doesn't matter.
It's just stuff in mayonnaise.
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It's been three weeks
since Granny Rose's funeral.
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Why are people still
giving us casseroles?
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And why do people bring
casseroles when somebody dies?
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It's actually a practical gift.
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When people are grieving,
they don't want to have to cook.
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What about when
the casseroles run out?
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What if the person who died
is the only one who cooked?
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Then we keep telling people
we're grieving
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until we figure out
how to feed ourselves.
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I just feel bad it's taken us so long
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- to give them their dishes back.
- That's right.
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Other people are dying.
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And their relatives
are getting casseroles
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in plastic Tupperware, so...
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It's not like the Grim Reaper
is getting a cup of coffee
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while we're piddling around here.
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Do we have to keep talking
about death all the time?
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Just keeps reminding me of Grandma.
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Here. You go rest, hon. I got that.
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Hey, thanks.
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We could not have held this all
together without you, you know.
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Well, that's why I'm here.
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I know Roseanne
would want me to step in
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and watch over the family.
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No, it'd kill her.
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But she's already dead, so carry on.
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No mother should ever
have to bury her own child.
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Mom, you're 92.
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You're gonna see all of us die,
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and then you're gonna
get buried by a robot.
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Hey, everybody.
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- Geena!
- Hey!
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- Geena!
- Hey!
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- Welcome home.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry I missed the funeral.
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The airport in Afghanistan
was under attack for awhile.
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Still faster than O'Hare.
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This is all just
fruits and vegetables.
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If you don't eat right,
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your heart can attack you,
like Granny Rose.
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Oh, I got to take this.
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I just finished cleaning out
Mom's dresser.
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Remember how
she was always complaining
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that she didn't have
any necklaces to wear?
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Here they are.
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Dad?
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You got to start sleeping in your bed.
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Sleeping on the couch every
night's bad for your back.
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I just dozed off watching TV.
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Not the end of the world.
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I read an article
in the dermatologist's office
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that said it's very common
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for people not to want
to sleep in a bed
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that someone died in.
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Fascinating.
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About that...
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you ever read anything
that anyone wants to hear?
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No. Usually not, no.
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Geena, how long before
you have to go back
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to Afghanistan?
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Oh, they only give you
a five-day leave
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for the death of a loved one.
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Aunt Darlene says that Granny Rose
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might come back as a bird
or a grasshopper.
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That's really sweet.
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But I think Aunt Darlene
should put away her yoga pants
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and pick up a Bible.
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Uh, not that crazy, really.
Just reincarnation.
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Only about a billion people
believe in it.
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Well, you better make
your reservation in Hell, then,
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'cause it's gonna be crowded.
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Reservation? We already have a cabana.
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Dan, can I talk to you for a minute?
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I just got a call from a friend
in the coroner's office.
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The autopsy found
that it wasn't a heart attack.
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Roseanne O.D.'d on opioids.
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Not possible.
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We knew she had a problem.
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She was only on pain pills
for two days after surgery.
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Then it was just ibuprofen.
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It's got to be wrong.
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Well, I wish it was,
but they think that
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she must've taken the pills
right before bed,
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and with her health issues,
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it was enough to stop her breathing.
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Wait, what?
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Mom overdosed?
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That doesn't make any sense.
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I got her knees fixed.
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I flushed all her pills.
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Oh, my God.
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I found these pills in Mom's closet.
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Well, these aren't even
prescribed to her.
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She got them from Marcy Bellinger.
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Damn.
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That's the only thing
from Mom's closet that I wanted.
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I cannot believe how
far past due they are
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on some of these.
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Maybe we should just
tell the bill collectors
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that Mom died.
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Don't you remember
Mom used that herself
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like five times?
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Yeah, but I feel like
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we could really sell it this time.
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Are we horrible for laughing?
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Well, I'm tired of crying.
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And laughing inappropriately
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is what Mom taught us to do.
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I still can't believe she O.D.'d.
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You know what?
I can't do bills right now.
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I got to finish my split shift
at the restaurant.
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Well, all right,
but we got to get this done,
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so let's pick it up Friday night.
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I can't. I have a date.
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Okay, fine. Saturday morning.
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I just told you
I have a date on Friday night.
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Becky, you can't stay vertical
for one more day?
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Look, maybe you can handle this.
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I can't.
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I went through it when Mark died.
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I don't want to do it again.
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You're not gonna just dump
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all of Mom and Dad's stuff
on me, okay?
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I've got two kids.
I've got a full-time job.
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No.
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You're the obvious choice
to take over for Mom.
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You already live here,
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and you're a scary, little tyrant.
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You're just gonna compliment me
and walk out?
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You're right.
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I'm gonna get my phone
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and find someone to cover my shift.
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I'm gonna do what's right.
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You're too trusting!
You might want to work on that!
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Hey, you and Aunt Becky
need to make up.
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What if she died and the last
thing you ever did was fight?
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Oh, hey.
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Are you thinking about
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how you and Granny Rose fought a lot
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before she died?
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Kinda.
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You know, families fight,
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but we know that
we always love each other.
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And, plus, it's in all those letters
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that Granny Rose left each one of us.
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Granny Rose wrote everyone a letter?
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Oh, God. Maybe not everyone.
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You suck!
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I might die tomorrow. Don't be mean.
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What are you doing?
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Huh? Um...
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Roseanne always wanted to do this,
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and so I thought that with all the
company that we've had recently
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and the prior 40 years
of unattended filth,
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um, this would be a good time
to fulfill her dream.
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Uh, when will it be dry?
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I was gonna zone out
in front of the TV for a bit.
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Uh, it takes, uh, three to five days.
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I thought about what I said,
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and I realized it was
insulting and dismissive.
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I see that now,
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because I need a ride to work.
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Sorry for your loss.
It's on the house.
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I appreciate it.
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Um, does your sympathy extend
to close friends?
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No.
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This is domestic.
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My loss is deeper than that.
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I think it goes
all the way to Germany.
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You got it.
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Dad?
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What is this?
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What's it look like?
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It looks like a lawsuit.
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You can't do this.
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I-I just took it off
the side of your truck.
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People are taking pictures.
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That's the point. Put it back.
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Look, I know that you're upset,
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but this isn't gonna help.
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It's helping me.
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Now, I can either do this
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or drive my truck through her house.
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Don't.
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My boyfriend did that,
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and he's having so much trouble
getting his license back.
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Thank you. Let's go, Chuck.
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The, um,
"truck through the house" thing,
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that's just an expression, right?
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Grandpa, this is Enrique and Joey.
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Hello, men.
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Listen, you guys can play in here.
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I got stuff to do in the garage.
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You don't have to go.
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They're leaving
'cause they have to do homework.
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They just came in to get a drink.
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Really sorry to hear about
your wife, Mr. Conner.
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Thank you, son.
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People die. What are you gonna do?
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Seen a little too much action
in Nam, Joey?
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See you tomorrow.
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Hey, that's our cup.
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All right.
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I'll be out in the garage, buddy.
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Okay.
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Can I ask you something first?
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Sure, if it's quick.
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Granny Rose and I were talking about
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this field trip I'm going on Friday,
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and we never got to finish.
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There's these two kids who want me
to sit next to them on the bus,
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and she was gonna help me
figure out who to pick,
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'cause whoever I sit next to,
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it kind of means I like them.
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This doesn't sound quick.
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Are any of them boys?
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Yeah... Enrique and Joey.
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Would you like to talk
about death some more?
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I just need to make
a decision right away.
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It's really important.
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I got to be honest with you, pal.
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There's a reason that
your mom and Aunt Becky
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went to Grandma for all this stuff.
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It's a measure of
my deep affection for you
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that I haven't run
out of the room already.
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Grandpa Dan?
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Yeah?
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Did you ever like a boy?
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No.
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Does it bother you that I do?
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No!
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I was kind of waiting for you
to tell me about it.
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Sorry I took so long.
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Okay, don't let it happen again.
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I hope everyone is enjoying the movie.
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I'm having a blast
sitting on this hard chair,
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paying bills on a plastic tray
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stolen from Hometown Buffet.
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At least you don't have a wet
ass from sitting on the couch.
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Oh, did I forget to tell you
Aunt Jackie washed the couch?
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Oops.
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You could've told me.
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Yes, I could have.
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I'm gonna go get some more coffee.
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Anybody?
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I'll go with you.
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Don't touch anything.
I've got a system.
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What are you doing?
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I am making life easier,
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with a kitchen work-triangle concept
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that I saw on TV.
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So, the flow should be
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from the refrigerator
to the stove to the sink.
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Therefore, the coffee maker,
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which needs milk from the fridge,
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coffee from a canister
next to the stove,
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and water from the sink,
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should be in the geometric heart
of the triangle,
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which is...
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right here.
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Where do we plug it in?
264
00:11:44,230 --> 00:11:47,199
Yeah. Yeah.
265
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,234
Um...
266
00:11:49,235 --> 00:11:54,306
I will go into the basement.
267
00:11:54,307 --> 00:11:58,310
I will drill a hole
through the kitchen floor,
268
00:11:58,311 --> 00:11:59,945
install a decorative pipe,
269
00:11:59,946 --> 00:12:02,948
which we can paint to match
the ceiling or the floor,
270
00:12:02,949 --> 00:12:04,950
run a cable up through the pipe,
271
00:12:04,951 --> 00:12:06,919
drill a hole through the center
of the kitchen table,
272
00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,287
install an outlet.
273
00:12:08,288 --> 00:12:10,589
Bam! We're making coffee!
274
00:12:16,429 --> 00:12:20,299
I think you've had enough coffee.
275
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,300
Uh, you know what?
276
00:12:21,301 --> 00:12:23,235
Um, why don't you go home
and get some sleep?
277
00:12:23,236 --> 00:12:24,303
- I'm gonna need you for the long haul.
- Hmm?
278
00:12:24,304 --> 00:12:26,105
No! No, I'm fine.
279
00:12:26,106 --> 00:12:27,306
I mean, I've got the time right now
280
00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:28,574
to do these things for you.
281
00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:30,476
I just need to finish.
282
00:12:30,477 --> 00:12:31,977
Yeah, you've done so much already.
283
00:12:31,978 --> 00:12:34,012
I mean, we can't sit on
the couch or use the kitchen.
284
00:12:34,013 --> 00:12:35,314
I think that's a pretty good start.
285
00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:37,483
Mm-hmm.
286
00:12:37,484 --> 00:12:38,750
Oh.
287
00:12:40,153 --> 00:12:41,787
Oh.
288
00:12:44,657 --> 00:12:46,125
Where did these come from?
289
00:12:46,126 --> 00:12:48,427
Yeah, I found them in
an ice pack in the freezer.
290
00:12:48,428 --> 00:12:51,130
God. So Mom was just
hiding pills all over?
291
00:12:51,131 --> 00:12:52,331
Yeah. I knew you'd be upset.
292
00:12:52,332 --> 00:12:53,665
I was gonna throw them away,
293
00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:56,702
but I forgot where I put
the trash can 'cause...
294
00:12:56,703 --> 00:12:59,438
I mean, once something gets
outside the triangle,
295
00:12:59,439 --> 00:13:02,007
it's... it's... I mean...
296
00:13:08,548 --> 00:13:09,815
Can I help you?
297
00:13:09,816 --> 00:13:11,783
I'm Marcy Bellinger.
298
00:13:11,784 --> 00:13:14,219
Can I speak with Dan Conner, please?
299
00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:16,555
I got this.
300
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,562
You got a hell of a
lot of nerve showing up here.
301
00:13:23,563 --> 00:13:28,000
Please take that sign
off of your truck.
302
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:29,001
No.
303
00:13:29,002 --> 00:13:31,403
Everybody's seen it already.
304
00:13:31,404 --> 00:13:33,338
You made your point.
305
00:13:33,339 --> 00:13:35,107
They all hate me.
306
00:13:36,576 --> 00:13:38,043
I can't eat.
307
00:13:38,044 --> 00:13:40,712
I'm drinking myself to sleep.
308
00:13:40,713 --> 00:13:42,848
I have to live with this
for the rest of my life.
309
00:13:42,849 --> 00:13:44,583
Isn't that enough for you?
310
00:13:44,584 --> 00:13:47,819
My wife's gone. What do you think?
311
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:51,423
Nobody can afford their meds.
We all help each other.
312
00:13:51,424 --> 00:13:54,927
When Sally Benson needed LIPITOR
313
00:13:54,928 --> 00:13:57,596
for her husband's cholesterol,
314
00:13:57,597 --> 00:13:59,531
they got some from Maria Ramirez,
315
00:13:59,532 --> 00:14:00,399
and they gave her
316
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,868
the anxiety meds
she needed for her son
317
00:14:02,869 --> 00:14:05,504
because they dropped her insurance.
318
00:14:05,505 --> 00:14:08,540
Rosie needed painkillers.
319
00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:11,543
I had some, so I gave them to her.
320
00:14:11,544 --> 00:14:13,045
So?
321
00:14:13,046 --> 00:14:14,780
You're part of
a neighborhood drug ring.
322
00:14:14,781 --> 00:14:16,215
Congratulations to you!
323
00:14:16,216 --> 00:14:17,716
You know what, Dan?
324
00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:20,586
You can judge. But Roseanne called me.
325
00:14:20,587 --> 00:14:24,389
She told me that her knee
wasn't healing up fast enough
326
00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:26,592
and I was the only person
she could turn to.
327
00:14:26,593 --> 00:14:28,860
She said that
she needed those pain pills
328
00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:31,430
to get back to work 'cause you
guys were running out of money.
329
00:14:31,431 --> 00:14:34,032
Don't you try to put this off on me.
330
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:36,235
You gave her the pills. She took them.
331
00:14:36,236 --> 00:14:37,636
She died! You killed her!
332
00:14:37,637 --> 00:14:38,637
Dad, stop.
333
00:14:38,638 --> 00:14:40,872
We just found another stash
in the freezer.
334
00:14:40,873 --> 00:14:42,474
It's not just Marcy.
335
00:14:43,443 --> 00:14:46,111
Mom was getting pills
from lots of people.
336
00:14:50,283 --> 00:14:52,584
I never would have given them to her
337
00:14:52,585 --> 00:14:56,488
if I knew she had a problem.
338
00:14:56,489 --> 00:15:01,293
I know what it's like to...
to have that problem, so...
339
00:15:01,294 --> 00:15:03,028
I just...
340
00:15:04,597 --> 00:15:06,531
I'm sorry.
341
00:15:10,403 --> 00:15:12,471
Darlene, can you drive Marcy home?
342
00:15:12,472 --> 00:15:13,772
Yeah.
343
00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:30,201
You okay?
344
00:15:30,202 --> 00:15:31,336
I don't know.
345
00:15:31,337 --> 00:15:34,072
Who am I supposed to be mad at now?
346
00:15:34,073 --> 00:15:37,089
I thought Marcy Bellinger
was a pretty good choice,
347
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:37,924
until she ruined it
348
00:15:37,925 --> 00:15:40,660
by being all sad and human and stuff.
349
00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:42,328
How are you doing?
350
00:15:45,232 --> 00:15:47,166
Wish I would've known, you know?
351
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,735
It wouldn't have mattered, baby.
352
00:15:49,736 --> 00:15:51,904
She was gonna do
what she was gonna do.
353
00:15:51,905 --> 00:15:54,474
She never listened
to a damn person in her life.
354
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,343
Well, she should've, you know?
355
00:15:57,344 --> 00:16:00,179
'Cause I still need her.
356
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:02,248
I just want to call her and say,
357
00:16:02,249 --> 00:16:04,417
"How am I supposed to do all this?"
358
00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:08,020
Your mother once told me
that everything you needed,
359
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:10,356
she gave to you before you were 5.
360
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,859
I have no idea what that means.
361
00:16:14,761 --> 00:16:17,964
Yeah, I never could
figure it out, either.
362
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:20,700
Think it's something
she got off a Snapple cap.
363
00:16:24,304 --> 00:16:26,672
Man, she was stubborn.
364
00:16:26,673 --> 00:16:29,275
You know, I couldn't even
get her to close her robe
365
00:16:29,276 --> 00:16:31,844
when she'd go out to get
the paper in the morning,
366
00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:34,246
and it was the neighbor's paper.
367
00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:37,116
You know what?
368
00:16:37,117 --> 00:16:38,150
The hell with it.
369
00:16:38,151 --> 00:16:39,619
I'm still gonna blame Marcy.
370
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,621
Your mom would be proud of you.
371
00:16:49,696 --> 00:16:52,231
There's no place for the corn holders.
372
00:16:52,232 --> 00:16:56,035
They're not cooking tools.
They're not utensils.
373
00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:57,737
I tried putting them
with the jello molds.
374
00:16:57,738 --> 00:17:00,172
That made no damn sense.
375
00:17:02,075 --> 00:17:04,877
It's okay, Aunt Jackie.
376
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:06,412
I just wanted to step in, you know?
377
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:07,513
I just wanted to step in
378
00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:09,248
and pick up where Roseanne left off
379
00:17:09,249 --> 00:17:10,683
and give you guys
everything that you need,
380
00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:12,318
but I'm just looking for things to do.
381
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,186
I'm packing and unpacking drawers.
382
00:17:14,187 --> 00:17:16,556
Nothing belongs anywhere.
383
00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:21,160
I don't even know where I belong.
384
00:17:21,161 --> 00:17:23,863
I... I don't want to go home.
385
00:17:24,998 --> 00:17:26,532
I don't want to leave this house,
386
00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:28,367
'cause... 'cause I...
387
00:17:28,368 --> 00:17:30,336
I don't want to leave her.
388
00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:35,307
It's okay. It's okay, Aunt Jackie.
389
00:17:36,343 --> 00:17:37,343
You know what?
390
00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:39,545
It's hard for all of us,
391
00:17:39,546 --> 00:17:41,547
and you're just exhausted.
392
00:17:41,548 --> 00:17:43,849
You just go home, okay?
393
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:46,118
You come back tomorrow,
394
00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:47,453
and she'll still be here.
395
00:17:47,454 --> 00:17:49,188
Okay?
396
00:17:49,189 --> 00:17:51,524
Yeah, but... but you need help.
397
00:17:51,525 --> 00:17:53,526
Oh, I'll be fine, you know.
398
00:17:53,527 --> 00:17:55,261
And if you need anything tonight,
399
00:17:55,262 --> 00:17:56,462
you just call me, okay?
400
00:17:56,463 --> 00:17:57,463
Anytime.
401
00:17:57,464 --> 00:17:58,531
Okay.
402
00:17:58,532 --> 00:18:00,666
'Cause I just want to make sure
that you're okay.
403
00:18:02,369 --> 00:18:03,436
It hurts.
404
00:18:03,437 --> 00:18:05,137
I know, hon.
405
00:18:05,138 --> 00:18:06,706
It's gonna hurt for a quite a while.
406
00:18:06,707 --> 00:18:08,641
No, corn holders in my shoulder.
407
00:18:08,642 --> 00:18:10,643
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
408
00:18:10,644 --> 00:18:12,278
Sorry.
409
00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,481
Yeah.
410
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:16,549
Okay.
411
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,218
So...
412
00:18:19,219 --> 00:18:20,820
I think I should go home.
413
00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:22,254
Yeah, you know,
414
00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:24,290
D.J. took Grandma Bev home
a while ago.
415
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,058
She's probably worried about you.
416
00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:28,661
Well, that's never really been
my experience.
417
00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:37,236
Yo, Junior, come here.
418
00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:39,238
What's up, Grandpa?
419
00:18:39,239 --> 00:18:41,340
Listen, my head
wasn't in the game before,
420
00:18:41,341 --> 00:18:43,175
but now I'm gonna help you.
421
00:18:43,176 --> 00:18:44,010
What's this?
422
00:18:44,011 --> 00:18:46,178
We're gonna list the best qualities
423
00:18:46,179 --> 00:18:48,447
of the two guys you're
considering as a seat mate
424
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:49,915
and compare.
425
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:52,018
Joey, Enrique.
426
00:18:52,019 --> 00:18:54,186
Fill in the blanks.
427
00:18:54,187 --> 00:18:56,088
"Joey is..."
428
00:18:56,089 --> 00:18:59,959
Mostly depressed
and kind of sarcastic.
429
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,862
"I like him because he..."
430
00:19:02,863 --> 00:19:05,164
Wears black all the time.
431
00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:07,767
I see a pattern emerging here.
432
00:19:07,768 --> 00:19:10,002
Okay.
433
00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:11,971
Same list for Enrique.
434
00:19:11,972 --> 00:19:14,507
Sweet and funny, a robotics champ.
435
00:19:14,508 --> 00:19:16,175
He's always fun.
436
00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:19,111
Does his family have money?
437
00:19:19,112 --> 00:19:20,079
I don't know.
438
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,815
They go on vacation
and come back with tans.
439
00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:25,384
Florida people. I love it.
440
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:29,355
Thank you, Grandpa.
This really helped.
441
00:19:29,356 --> 00:19:31,023
Who's it gonna be?
442
00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:32,158
I like Joey.
443
00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:33,726
Joey? Are you crazy?!
444
00:19:33,727 --> 00:19:35,461
Enrique's a keeper!
445
00:19:35,462 --> 00:19:37,863
You don't leave
an Enrique on the table
446
00:19:37,864 --> 00:19:39,532
when he's available.
447
00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:41,534
Still like Joey.
448
00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:43,035
What's going on?
449
00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:44,403
Grandpa helped me pick a seat partner
450
00:19:44,404 --> 00:19:45,204
for the field trip.
451
00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:47,306
He picked the dark, brooding one.
452
00:19:47,307 --> 00:19:48,808
Ah, point for my team.
453
00:19:48,809 --> 00:19:51,043
Trust me, Mark,
454
00:19:51,044 --> 00:19:54,413
being around dark and brooding
gets old real quick.
455
00:19:54,414 --> 00:19:56,415
Uh, how about growing up
with a drama queen
456
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:59,051
that thinks she's all that
because she got boobs first?
457
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,354
Who got boobs at all.
458
00:20:04,658 --> 00:20:06,225
How about having two older sisters
459
00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:07,660
who suck all the air out of the room
460
00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:09,729
until you're practically invisible?
461
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,164
Becky, did you hear something?
462
00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:13,666
No.
463
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,601
Harris, you hear anything?
464
00:20:15,602 --> 00:20:17,382
Don't drag me
into your weird mind games.
465
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:21,440
Has anybody even noticed
how much better the flow is
466
00:20:21,441 --> 00:20:24,009
between the refrigerator and the sink?
467
00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,678
I'm glad you called that
to my attention.
468
00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:26,846
I'll look now.
469
00:20:26,847 --> 00:20:28,013
Anybody?
470
00:20:28,014 --> 00:20:29,548
- Did you notice it?
- I did, actually.
471
00:21:36,324 --> 00:21:40,553
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