1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:04,046 [bluesy rock music] 2 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:10,969 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,234 - Oh, smart. 4 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:28,445 Show them where they're headed before they start eating. 5 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,113 - Jackie didn't order napkins, 6 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,407 so we're stuck using toilet paper. 7 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:35,494 - OK, I'm just in and out. Pretend I'm not here. 8 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,871 - Oh, that'll be easy. You never are. 9 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,873 - Jackie, we're running out of everything, 10 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,334 and the vendors won't take orders from anybody but you. 11 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,877 You got to call them now. 12 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,212 - I don't have time. 13 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,548 I'll just write myself a reminder. 14 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,758 Order food. Oh! 15 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,969 I can't-- oh! 16 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,887 I don't have time for this. 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,014 - Jackie, you promised to show me how to-- 18 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,976 - Not now, Becky! 19 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,520 Neville and I have a hot date to gamble at that casino that 20 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,397 looks like a riverboat, and this 50 21 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,315 is going straight onto 22 black. 22 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,237 - You know, she better step it up around here 23 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,655 or this place is going under. 24 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:13,198 - I know. 25 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,074 I might have to reach out to one of those 26 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,867 restaurant rescue shows. 27 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:18,120 I just have to think of a way to show them 28 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,746 how much trouble we're in. 29 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,582 - Maybe you could send them a picture 30 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,792 of that guy carrying a napkin dispenser to the bathroom. 31 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,794 That ought to do it. 32 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,046 [bluesy harmonica music] 33 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,756 Oh, hey, Dad. 34 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,967 Can I store some leftover pasta from the cafeteria 35 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,218 in the garage fridge? 36 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,845 - It's full of beers right now. 37 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:37,389 But if I have to, I'll drink half a case 38 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,850 to make room for you 39 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,602 because that's what a father's love looks like. 40 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,065 - "Find it yourself. 41 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,859 "I just work here. 42 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:52,279 How the big box hardware stores destroy lives." 43 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,489 You're writing a one man show about hardware? 44 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,408 'Cause you might finally get straight white guys 45 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,410 into a theater. 46 00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,953 - My old buddy just became a big shot 47 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,663 in the carpenters union. 48 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,749 I'm gonna go to Chicago and show him 49 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:07,210 this article, hoping he'll throw some business my way. 50 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,838 Hey! Hey, why don't you come with me? 51 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,382 We haven't taken a road trip in forever. 52 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,051 You could call in sick like we used to do 53 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,844 when you were in school. 54 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,304 - Hmm, let's see. 55 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,431 You take me out of school for no reason, 56 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,642 and now I'm a cafeteria worker. 57 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,977 I think we can connect those dots. 58 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,896 - All right, we're doing it! 59 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,898 - Big news. 60 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:31,526 Remember how I reached out to those restaurant rescue shows? 61 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:35,739 Adam Chestnut said yes, and "Restaurant 9-1-1" 62 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,616 is coming to the Lunch Box! 63 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,076 - Oh, my God. 64 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,870 How did you get a four star chef to come out? 65 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,330 What did you tell him? 66 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,706 - I sent him an email and I told him 67 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:47,334 we're broke, begged him for help, 68 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,628 and I attached this picture of my daughter 69 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:52,005 saying she needed a future. 70 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,383 - Oh, is that from when Beverly Rose played 71 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,844 a dirty urchin in "Annie"? - Yeah. 72 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,389 Sometimes I use it at the grocery store to get free ham. 73 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,475 - Can you send me a copy of that? 74 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,435 I won't hit the same stores as you. 75 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:08,563 [bluesy rock music] 76 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:13,735 - When Adam Chestnut gets here, I'm having him sign his book, 77 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,613 "Push Your Kitchen in the Mud and Make You Cry." 78 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,324 "To my fellow chef, Ben." 79 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,576 - He's here to remake the Lunch Box, 80 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:25,038 not have you hurl your panties and a hotel key at him. 81 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,500 - If I could afford a hotel, I would. 82 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,710 - OK Becky, hold down the fort. 83 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,587 Neville's got 45 minutes before he has to do 84 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,714 a bowel resection on a horse. 85 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,716 I'm gonna surprise him with a picnic lunch. 86 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,679 Oh, wow. 87 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,764 That guy looks just like Adam Chestnut. 88 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,934 - That's because it is Adam Chestnut. 89 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,019 - Oh, my God. 90 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:51,398 Oh, I love "Restaurant 9-1-1." 91 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,317 The way he goes off on those clueless restaurant owners, 92 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,486 and they don't see it coming. What's he doing here? 93 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,696 - I think he's here to do something 94 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,156 you don't see coming. 95 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,201 - Jackie Harris? - You know my name? 96 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:06,163 - Just before you get too busy, Chef Chestnut, 97 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,540 could you sign this, please? 98 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,417 Name's Ben. 99 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,003 - Always nice to meet a fan. 100 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,673 - I would have preferred Ben instead 101 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,509 of the interrupting wolf face, 102 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,011 but, hey, best wishes are best wishes. 103 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,053 [laughs] 104 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,932 - Oh, and you must be Becky. 105 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,060 You're much cleaner than I pictured. 106 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,897 After seeing your child, I wasn't expecting that. 107 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,691 - Thank you. 108 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,488 - Here's the deal. 109 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,698 I'm here because your niece is convinced 110 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,242 that your restaurant is in real trouble 111 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,203 and needs to be rescued. 112 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,288 - Becky's right. I feel the same way. 113 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,749 - Well, OK. [laughs] 114 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,459 First off, I'm a huge fan, 115 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,962 but this is not a 9-1-1 situation. 116 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,839 Business has just been a little slow. 117 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,175 Becky is a bit of an alarmist. 118 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,676 - Is she? 119 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:05,722 She has a filthy daughter with no future. 120 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,265 - The "Annie" picture? 121 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:10,435 - 20 hams and counting. 122 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:13,313 Look, you just said yourself that things are slow, 123 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:17,859 and every restaurant he rescues doubles their business. 124 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,153 - And everybody knows that picnics 125 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,531 are always better after bowel surgery, 126 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:25,200 so OK, I'm in. Where are the cameras? 127 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,370 - The cameras are coming later. 128 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:32,332 Your first question should be, "Where's a comb?" 129 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,876 - Oh, all right. Well, here we go. 130 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:37,003 I've been Chestnutted. 131 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,382 - Well, technically now, the interrupting wolf face 132 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,467 was Chestnutted first. 133 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,726 - Do you think you should hold off on the mean guy act 134 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,187 until we shoot? I know the whole routine. 135 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,689 You insult me, I get all hurt, 136 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,732 and then I see the error of my ways, 137 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,318 and then you show me something neat to do with an avocado. 138 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:03,154 - Very good. Show me your hurt face. 139 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:06,074 - My-- bah! 140 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,784 - Perfect. 141 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,995 Hang on to that for just a moment. 142 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:14,749 Jackie, this is the most disorganized 143 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:19,713 mishmash of a bar truck stop diner I have ever seen. 144 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,007 For God's sake, woman, there's toilet paper 145 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,509 in the napkin holder! - Yes. Yes. 146 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:27,721 It's a disaster. Look everybody, we're doing it. 147 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:32,100 - If you think this is funny, you are missing the point. 148 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,103 I am here because your niece sent me your books. 149 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,731 And when I say books, I mean the paper towels 150 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,567 and to go cups you keep your financial records on. 151 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,652 Your business plan isn't sound. 152 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,363 Do you serve dinner here? - Yes, we do. 153 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:48,241 - Then why in the hell do you call it the Lunch Box? 154 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:52,412 Why not just call it the don't come here for dinner box? 155 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,289 - You're very good at this. 156 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:57,167 If I was more sensitive, this would be really, 157 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,544 um, affecting me right now. 158 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:00,962 - It should affect you. 159 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,964 You are running the family business 160 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,716 into the ground. 161 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,760 I'd say you're about a month away from losing this place. 162 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,219 - OK, I get it. OK. 163 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,721 I don't want to lose the restaurant. 164 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:13,391 I-- I haven't been smart. 165 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,852 Please rescue my restaurant. - Yes! 166 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,145 - That's what I was waiting to hear. 167 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,688 - Do you like how I did that? 168 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,523 Because once you get the cameras in here, 169 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,317 I could jab a knife into my hip, 170 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,235 and I'd cry real tears. 171 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,113 [bluesy harmonica music] 172 00:07:30,201 --> 00:07:31,786 - OK, your turn. 173 00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:33,872 Kiss, marry, kill, 174 00:07:33,872 --> 00:07:38,209 Loretta, Patsy, or Dolly? 175 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:39,920 - That's easy. 176 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,255 I'd be so busy kissing Miss Dolly, 177 00:07:42,255 --> 00:07:44,466 there wouldn't be time to marry or kill anybody. 178 00:07:47,385 --> 00:07:51,014 - Darlene Healy? - Amanda? 179 00:07:51,014 --> 00:07:53,934 - Oh, my God, it's been years. - Oh, my God! 180 00:07:53,934 --> 00:07:55,936 Dad, this is Amanda. 181 00:07:55,936 --> 00:07:57,228 She worked with me at the ad agency 182 00:07:57,228 --> 00:07:58,688 when I lived in the city. 183 00:07:58,688 --> 00:08:00,607 We were junior copywriters together. 184 00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:03,526 - I'd shake your hand, but mine's busy. 185 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:08,198 - So yeah, you must be a senior copywriter by now. 186 00:08:08,198 --> 00:08:10,367 - No, I left the agency. 187 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:11,576 - Oh, I'm sorry. 188 00:08:11,576 --> 00:08:12,869 Was it because of that guy Kevin? 189 00:08:12,869 --> 00:08:14,829 He was a real weirdo. 190 00:08:14,829 --> 00:08:17,707 - I'm actually married to him now. 191 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:19,751 - Oh. Congratulations. 192 00:08:19,751 --> 00:08:22,170 Yeah, he was great. 193 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:25,215 So what are you up to now? 194 00:08:25,215 --> 00:08:27,425 - Well, I just finished my fourth novel. 195 00:08:27,425 --> 00:08:30,220 - Hey, I just finished my second! 196 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:31,763 They're kind of hard to get through sometimes, 197 00:08:31,763 --> 00:08:33,139 aren't they? 198 00:08:33,139 --> 00:08:35,058 Took me two years. 199 00:08:35,058 --> 00:08:38,144 - No, I wrote my fourth novel. 200 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:41,523 - Wow. So you're self-publishing? 201 00:08:41,523 --> 00:08:44,067 I know it's so tough to get a book sold these days, 202 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:47,070 but good for you for making your own dreams come true. 203 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:48,530 - It's Simon and Schuster. 204 00:08:48,530 --> 00:08:50,031 - That's a cool title. 205 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,535 What is it, like a buddy cop thing? 206 00:08:53,535 --> 00:08:55,453 Simon won't play by the rules, and Schuster's 207 00:08:55,453 --> 00:08:58,415 too old for this crap. 208 00:08:58,415 --> 00:09:01,084 - Simon and Schuster are publishers, Dad. 209 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:03,795 - Well, unless one of them's a superhero, 210 00:09:03,795 --> 00:09:06,131 good luck selling that as a movie. 211 00:09:07,841 --> 00:09:09,342 - So how are you doing? 212 00:09:09,342 --> 00:09:11,469 We were all shocked when the company fired you. 213 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:13,263 - Yeah, fired is a strong word. 214 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:15,765 I'd like to think of it as my choice. 215 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:18,643 They stopped paying me, so I stopped going in. 216 00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:20,228 - Well, come on. Tell me. 217 00:09:20,228 --> 00:09:21,563 I know you landed on your feet. 218 00:09:21,563 --> 00:09:24,941 - More like on my butt. Yeah. 219 00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:27,193 I moved back home, kind of hit bottom, 220 00:09:27,193 --> 00:09:28,486 and then it turned out there was 221 00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:30,405 a bottom below that bottom. 222 00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:33,783 And now, I'm a lunch lady at a school cafeteria. 223 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:35,368 I hope there isn't another bottom, 224 00:09:35,368 --> 00:09:36,494 but if there is, I'll find it. 225 00:09:36,494 --> 00:09:38,204 - Well... 226 00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:40,623 - You forgot the part about running a magazine. 227 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,125 - No, I didn't. 228 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,334 It's really not worth mentioning. 229 00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:44,336 - Sure it is. 230 00:09:44,336 --> 00:09:46,004 That's worth bragging on. 231 00:09:46,004 --> 00:09:47,630 - Well, what kind of stuff were you doing? 232 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:50,759 If I know you, it was long-form political pieces. 233 00:09:50,759 --> 00:09:52,969 - No, scandal rag. 234 00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:56,431 Mug shots and police records available at all 235 00:09:56,431 --> 00:09:59,809 your finer gas stations and check cashing joints. 236 00:09:59,809 --> 00:10:03,146 - Well, predator alerts are important, too. 237 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:05,774 Anyway, keep doing you, 238 00:10:05,774 --> 00:10:09,319 and I'll tell Kevin that you said hello. 239 00:10:09,319 --> 00:10:10,779 I'm so happy that I ran into you. 240 00:10:10,779 --> 00:10:12,489 - Really? 241 00:10:12,489 --> 00:10:14,282 Then how come you're kind of backing up while you say it? 242 00:10:14,282 --> 00:10:17,160 - Oh, no, no, I just-- I'm in a hurry. 243 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,747 It's good to meet you. - Buddy cops. Think about it. 244 00:10:20,747 --> 00:10:22,415 Simon's a loose cannon 245 00:10:22,415 --> 00:10:24,000 and Schuster drinks too much 246 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,336 because he couldn't solve that one crime. 247 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,173 That didn't upset you, did it? 248 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:31,424 - Amanda? No. 249 00:10:31,424 --> 00:10:32,592 - Good. 250 00:10:32,592 --> 00:10:34,761 Let me get a dog, and we'll dish. 251 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:39,432 [bluesy harmonica music] 252 00:10:39,432 --> 00:10:41,768 ♪ ♪ 253 00:10:41,768 --> 00:10:43,686 - He's been in there for 45 minutes. 254 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:44,896 Should I be worried? 255 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:46,064 - Not if it's spotless. 256 00:10:46,064 --> 00:10:48,358 Chef is a freak about cleanliness. 257 00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:50,568 - Louise, is it spotless? 258 00:10:50,568 --> 00:10:52,529 - Well, how would I know? - I cook. 259 00:10:52,529 --> 00:10:54,239 My man cleans. 260 00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:55,365 - [English accent] Oh, she's very kind 261 00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:57,826 to me, me misses is. 262 00:10:57,826 --> 00:11:01,412 [laughs] - Becky, is the kitchen clean? 263 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:03,123 You know, could you eat off the floor? 264 00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:06,126 - Well I have, but that's just because I drop stuff, 265 00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:08,086 and I figure it can't be worse than eating a donut 266 00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:09,504 while you change a diaper. 267 00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:20,974 - Could I see you all in the kitchen, please? 268 00:11:20,974 --> 00:11:23,643 You, are you family? 269 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:24,727 - [English accent] I've never seen 270 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,729 these people before in me life. 271 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:33,027 - No, I'm just one of those customers 272 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:35,488 that likes to hang out behind the counter 'cause I'm rude. 273 00:11:42,328 --> 00:11:44,164 - All right, do you want the good news first 274 00:11:44,164 --> 00:11:46,458 or the bad news? - The good news. 275 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,877 - There is none. 276 00:11:48,877 --> 00:11:51,671 These are your ingredients. 277 00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:55,258 Your customers deserve better than canned and frozen. 278 00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:57,135 - I've been eating here since I was in high school, 279 00:11:57,135 --> 00:11:58,887 and they used to make everything from scratch. 280 00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:00,054 I don't know why they stopped. 281 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:02,307 - If I take time to go to the store 282 00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:03,892 every other day for fresh produce, 283 00:12:03,892 --> 00:12:05,727 then I'll never get to see Neville. 284 00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:07,061 - There's a farmer's market around the corner 285 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:08,646 open two days a week. 286 00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:09,898 You can go there and get everything you need. 287 00:12:09,898 --> 00:12:11,524 - Oh, you beat me to the point. 288 00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:13,484 But at least someone here knows that. 289 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:16,029 - I was going to say that, too, Adam. 290 00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:19,032 - Remind me to get you out of my ass before I sit. 291 00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:23,995 Does anyone know what this is? 292 00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:26,456 This is a geological record 293 00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:28,166 of everything you've been serving 294 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,919 for the past five years. 295 00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:33,504 Do you have any pride in this business? 296 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,089 - Of course, I do. 297 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:37,967 I have work my ass off to make this place a success. 298 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,844 - I believe that. 299 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:42,222 I'm pretty sure I found bits of your ass in the sink traps. 300 00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:46,434 - You know, I used to think you were funny, 301 00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:48,186 but now, I see you're just a bully. 302 00:12:48,186 --> 00:12:49,687 You think this is easy? 303 00:12:49,687 --> 00:12:52,023 You try running a restaurant. 304 00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:53,942 - I have 35 of them. 305 00:12:53,942 --> 00:12:56,319 - Well, sounds to me like somebody's 306 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:58,238 still trying to get it right. 307 00:12:58,238 --> 00:13:01,199 [bluesy harmonica music] 308 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:03,451 ♪ ♪ 309 00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:05,411 - Oh, hey. I'm glad I ran into you. 310 00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:06,913 I Was going to reach out and see if you wanted 311 00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:09,249 to have some dinner. - Pass. 312 00:13:09,249 --> 00:13:11,292 I just came over to pick up my leftovers. 313 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:15,171 See you when I see you. - Are you OK? 314 00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:18,341 I haven't spoken to you since we got back from Chicago. 315 00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:22,095 Are you upset because of that Simon and Schuster lady? 316 00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:23,930 - No, I'm not upset because of Amanda. 317 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:26,057 I'm upset because of you. 318 00:13:26,057 --> 00:13:27,976 - Because I ate the bun off your vegan dog? 319 00:13:27,976 --> 00:13:30,103 I don't always eat like that. 320 00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:32,939 I was just excited to be in the city. 321 00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:37,151 - No, the way you felt the need to talk me up to her. 322 00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:39,153 - Of course, I talked you up to her. 323 00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:41,864 Parents don't tell their kids how proud they are of them. 324 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,866 They tell everybody else. 325 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,828 That's why therapists have such big houses. 326 00:13:46,828 --> 00:13:49,080 - There's more to it than that, and you know it. 327 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,291 - Wait, am I actually getting hammered 328 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,084 for saying something nice about you? 329 00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:55,086 - No, you only said those nice things 330 00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:57,297 because you're ashamed of me. 331 00:13:57,297 --> 00:13:59,090 - Oh, crap. 332 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,301 Now I got to go outside, and it's freezing. 333 00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:06,849 [bluesy harmonica music] 334 00:14:06,849 --> 00:14:08,392 - There's a bag of salt on the porch. 335 00:14:08,392 --> 00:14:10,102 Why don't you open it and use it? 336 00:14:10,102 --> 00:14:12,604 - Then I won't have it for next year. 337 00:14:12,604 --> 00:14:14,773 Why the hell would you think I'm ashamed of you? 338 00:14:14,773 --> 00:14:16,525 - Well, why wouldn't you be? 339 00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:18,235 I mean, come on Dad, admit it. 340 00:14:18,235 --> 00:14:21,280 When Becky quit school, and ran off and got married, 341 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,074 I know that you and mom pinned your hopes on me. 342 00:14:24,074 --> 00:14:26,160 I was gonna go to a four-year college, 343 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,786 and I was gonna be a success, 344 00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:30,122 and I was gonna pull the family up with me. 345 00:14:30,122 --> 00:14:32,166 - Whoa, whoa, we didn't put that on you. 346 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:35,002 You put that on yourself. - Oh, did I? 347 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:37,713 Because I was totally fine being completely honest 348 00:14:37,713 --> 00:14:39,381 with Amanda about my failures, 349 00:14:39,381 --> 00:14:41,842 and then you had to jump in and try to make me 350 00:14:41,842 --> 00:14:43,886 look better because you're embarrassed of it. 351 00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:45,345 I'm not beating myself up 352 00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:46,763 because somebody's better than me. 353 00:14:46,763 --> 00:14:49,057 - I jumped in to save you because I saw you 354 00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:50,350 going three rounds with yourself 355 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,685 in front of Amanda. 356 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,646 You're way better than you think you are. 357 00:14:54,646 --> 00:14:56,315 I don't know why you can't see that. 358 00:14:56,315 --> 00:14:58,233 - Because I'm not better. 359 00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:01,653 Amanda's way better than I am, and I'm totally fine with that. 360 00:15:03,155 --> 00:15:05,991 - The only one that is ashamed of you is you. 361 00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:09,495 You put everything on hold 362 00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:11,288 to put your son through college. 363 00:15:11,288 --> 00:15:13,957 I wouldn't have this house if it wasn't for you. 364 00:15:13,957 --> 00:15:16,960 You took your sister and her filthy urchin kid in 365 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,421 so she could make something of herself. 366 00:15:19,421 --> 00:15:21,131 That's a success to me. 367 00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:23,217 I don't know why it isn't to you. 368 00:15:23,217 --> 00:15:24,593 - Well, damn, Dad. 369 00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:26,637 You could have mentioned all that to Amanda 370 00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:30,015 instead of bringing up the sleazy mug shot mag. 371 00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:32,518 - It's the last thing I'm gonna say. 372 00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:36,730 You're 46 years old, and you think your life's done. 373 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,774 Well, in a couple of short years, 374 00:15:38,774 --> 00:15:40,609 Mark's gonna be out of school. 375 00:15:40,609 --> 00:15:42,653 Then you can ditch the ladle 376 00:15:42,653 --> 00:15:46,114 and get back on track to do whatever wonderful things 377 00:15:46,114 --> 00:15:47,658 you want to do. 378 00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:51,245 Game's not over. 379 00:15:51,245 --> 00:15:53,163 You know I'm right. 380 00:15:54,248 --> 00:15:55,666 - Don't gloat. 381 00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:57,209 You may have believed in me, 382 00:15:57,209 --> 00:15:59,044 but I'm still perfectly capable of disappointing you 383 00:15:59,044 --> 00:16:00,921 for real. Don't push me. 384 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:04,049 [bluesy harmonica music] 385 00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:05,467 ♪ ♪ 386 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:08,345 - All right, the kitchen is spotless. 387 00:16:08,345 --> 00:16:11,723 - Well, thank you, but you did that for you, not for me. 388 00:16:11,723 --> 00:16:14,142 Now, I've narrowed your menu down 389 00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:16,853 to items that reflect the identity 390 00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:19,690 I think you're going for with this restaurant. 391 00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:22,442 - A local joint where a guy can knock back a few beers, 392 00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:25,445 go home, kick off his shoes, and ignore the wife? 393 00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:28,240 - Please keep your sad dreams off my TV show. 394 00:16:30,993 --> 00:16:33,996 No, I would call this a place where you serve 395 00:16:33,996 --> 00:16:37,499 delicious local food and drink in a comfortable setting 396 00:16:37,499 --> 00:16:40,711 where you can relax and wonder where it all went wrong. 397 00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:45,215 - Wow. This is delicious. 398 00:16:45,215 --> 00:16:46,592 - Yes, it is. 399 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:51,847 Because I dropped your canned goods at a food bank 400 00:16:51,847 --> 00:16:53,557 with low standards, and this is all 401 00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:56,268 fresh from your local farmer's market, 402 00:16:56,268 --> 00:16:57,728 courtesy of this young lady right here. 403 00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:03,358 How is she not part of the operation? 404 00:17:03,358 --> 00:17:06,111 - I think she's still hoping to make something of her life. 405 00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:09,364 - It's delicious. Everything's wonderful. 406 00:17:09,364 --> 00:17:12,075 It's just, uh, too much work. 407 00:17:12,075 --> 00:17:14,953 - It's supposed to be a lot of work. 408 00:17:14,953 --> 00:17:17,748 And, yes, that's what it tastes like when you care. 409 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,711 - Care? I just want to have a life. 410 00:17:22,711 --> 00:17:25,631 - When you own a restaurant, that becomes your life. 411 00:17:25,631 --> 00:17:28,508 - Yeah, sure, if you've already had a life to begin with. 412 00:17:28,508 --> 00:17:30,677 I used mine trying to prove to my mother 413 00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:32,554 that I could be successful at something. 414 00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:34,306 So I went down a lot of different roads, 415 00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:36,433 and I wound up driving a big rig, 416 00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:39,478 and that led to pills, and then an incident 417 00:17:39,478 --> 00:17:41,271 on I-55 where I was running around 418 00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,398 gathering up chickens, and-- 419 00:17:43,398 --> 00:17:45,067 yeah. 420 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,693 And then I thought, "Well, maybe 421 00:17:46,693 --> 00:17:48,403 "if I could make this place a success, 422 00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:50,530 that would really do it." 423 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:53,450 But when I found Neville, I just realized 424 00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:56,870 that I didn't need approval. I needed love. 425 00:17:56,870 --> 00:18:00,290 And now, I never want us to be apart. 426 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:04,544 - That is so beautiful, Jackie. 427 00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:07,798 You're going to edit that way down for the actual show, huh? 428 00:18:11,009 --> 00:18:13,929 - Look, you know that you have a choice to make here-- 429 00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:17,766 this restaurant, or this Neville woman. 430 00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:24,690 - Neville's my brother, but he is very soft. 431 00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:27,025 - Look, I was willing to pay any price 432 00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:29,152 for a successful restaurant. 433 00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:31,530 Two wives divorced me, and I just bought a truck 434 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,448 for my son who I've never met. 435 00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:38,161 I don't feel that kind of passionate obsession 436 00:18:38,161 --> 00:18:39,746 coming off of you. 437 00:18:39,746 --> 00:18:41,748 I mean, there's some desperation, 438 00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:45,419 a whiff of crazy, but no passion. 439 00:18:47,629 --> 00:18:50,465 - You're right because I don't want to do it anymore. 440 00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:54,928 - Don't look at me. 441 00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:58,181 I've got school and a kid living a hard knock life. 442 00:18:58,181 --> 00:18:59,683 - I wasn't. 443 00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:01,059 I was looking at her. 444 00:19:01,059 --> 00:19:04,730 The one who's clearly adopted. - Me? 445 00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:06,398 - Yeah. 446 00:19:06,398 --> 00:19:08,608 You said you've been around here since high school. 447 00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:10,986 You've got great ideas, 448 00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:13,447 and you clearly have nothing else going on in your life, 449 00:19:13,447 --> 00:19:16,366 because you've been sketching that ketchup bottle all day. 450 00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,873 - Oh, I guess I knew some day 451 00:19:22,873 --> 00:19:24,833 I'd have to turn it over to somebody. 452 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:29,629 But I'm really loving the idea of giving it 453 00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:31,757 to one of the women in the family. 454 00:19:31,757 --> 00:19:33,967 Harris, what do you think? 455 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:35,927 I can't see the tattoo thing turning into 456 00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:39,431 a long-term career, so yeah. 457 00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:41,767 I can try it. 458 00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:44,227 Plus, it'd be fun to boss these bitches around. 459 00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:48,023 - Hey! - Settle down, sketchy. 460 00:19:48,023 --> 00:19:51,777 - Harris, this could be a real turning point in your life. 461 00:19:51,777 --> 00:19:54,488 This restaurant has been nothing but an albatross 462 00:19:54,488 --> 00:19:56,865 around the neck of every Conner who's ever worked here, 463 00:19:56,865 --> 00:19:59,618 but maybe you can do what nobody else 464 00:19:59,618 --> 00:20:01,620 in the family could-- 465 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:05,082 break even, and sell it to some unsuspecting rube. 466 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,335 - Chestnut. 467 00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:11,171 [bluesy rock music] 468 00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:15,552 - Come on, Schuster. We screwed up. 469 00:20:15,552 --> 00:20:17,012 We should have handled this case by the book! 470 00:20:17,012 --> 00:20:18,680 - By the book? 471 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:22,101 What are you, Simon, a librarian or a cop? 472 00:20:22,101 --> 00:20:25,979 [dramatic music plays] 473 00:20:25,979 --> 00:20:27,564 - You getting all that down, Darlene? 474 00:20:27,564 --> 00:20:30,609 - Yeah, and I have a couple of questions. 475 00:20:30,609 --> 00:20:32,444 First of all, why do they keep calling 476 00:20:32,444 --> 00:20:33,904 each other by their names? 477 00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:35,572 They've been partners for 30 years. 478 00:20:35,572 --> 00:20:39,118 And by my count, Schuster has shot 43 people 479 00:20:39,118 --> 00:20:41,078 in a half an hour. 480 00:20:41,078 --> 00:20:44,206 - It's a bad town full of bad people. 481 00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:45,916 - I think we have to drop this case, Schuster. 482 00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:47,960 It's too dirty. It goes all the way to the top. 483 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,294 - Oh sure, Simon. 484 00:20:49,294 --> 00:20:51,422 You could drop it, but then you'll 485 00:20:51,422 --> 00:20:53,841 have to tell little Jenny there'll be 486 00:20:53,841 --> 00:20:56,885 no justice for her mom, or her dad, or her sister, 487 00:20:56,885 --> 00:20:58,470 or her uncle! 488 00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:03,267 Because there's no evidence of a crime. 489 00:21:03,267 --> 00:21:05,811 - Oh, there's evidence of a crime. 490 00:21:05,811 --> 00:21:08,438 It's right here. And it stinks, I tell you. 491 00:21:08,438 --> 00:21:11,024 It stinks! 492 00:21:11,024 --> 00:21:12,484 [child giggles]