1 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:07,007 Okay. I finished Dad'’s cake. 2 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:09,216 Made it just the way he likes: 3 00:00:09,319 --> 00:00:13,254 a layer of cake, sausage, cake, 4 00:00:13,358 --> 00:00:18,190 bacon, cake, ham, frosting. 5 00:00:19,364 --> 00:00:21,400 It'’s basically a frosted pig. 6 00:00:21,504 --> 00:00:23,057 Well, I hope he gets here soon, 7 00:00:23,161 --> 00:00:24,921 '’cause I gotta run back to the cafeteria 8 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,234 and try to undo this crappy menu. 9 00:00:27,337 --> 00:00:28,304 It'’s unhealthy food, 10 00:00:28,407 --> 00:00:31,134 but the good news is it'’s prepared badly. 11 00:00:31,238 --> 00:00:32,549 So why do you have to do it? 12 00:00:32,653 --> 00:00:35,242 Isn'’t that one of the perks of being a bottom-rung lunch lady 13 00:00:35,345 --> 00:00:37,554 in a dead-end job? 14 00:00:37,658 --> 00:00:39,591 What? I said "perks." 15 00:00:40,730 --> 00:00:42,732 Well, talk to the person in charge. 16 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:44,285 Make some changes. 17 00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:45,390 Shake things up. 18 00:00:45,493 --> 00:00:47,771 Rattle some cages. 19 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:50,395 You know what? Jackie'’s right. I gotta do something more. 20 00:00:50,498 --> 00:00:52,017 I'’m not wired to just sit around 21 00:00:52,121 --> 00:00:54,261 when I could be getting better food for these kids. 22 00:00:54,364 --> 00:00:56,090 And that place is run so horribly. 23 00:00:56,194 --> 00:00:58,403 -[sighs] Hey. -Hey. 24 00:00:58,506 --> 00:01:00,612 How did the parents at the PTA meeting react 25 00:01:00,715 --> 00:01:02,234 to you running for the school board? 26 00:01:02,338 --> 00:01:05,479 My big pitch was that I'’d have more time for the kids 27 00:01:05,582 --> 00:01:07,067 '’cause I don't have any, 28 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:08,758 but most of the moms just muttered, 29 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:11,830 "Oh, that'’s how she can look like that." 30 00:01:12,969 --> 00:01:14,695 You may be too pretty to win. 31 00:01:14,798 --> 00:01:17,111 That'’s why I never went into politics. 32 00:01:17,215 --> 00:01:18,285 Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:18,388 --> 00:01:20,149 That and the only time you voted was for Zendaya 34 00:01:20,252 --> 00:01:21,598 on Dancing with the Stars. 35 00:01:22,841 --> 00:01:25,602 You see? [whispers] It'’s still happening. 36 00:01:25,706 --> 00:01:27,811 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'’re all pretty. 37 00:01:27,914 --> 00:01:31,263 Uh, right now, we have a lot of work to do before Dan gets home. 38 00:01:31,367 --> 00:01:32,782 Uh, look around, detective. 39 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:33,990 We'’ve already done it. 40 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:37,062 Yeah. And now we have to take it all down. 41 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:38,788 Last night, I was talking to Dan, 42 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,722 and he was adamant about not making a big deal 43 00:01:41,825 --> 00:01:43,344 over his 70th birthday. 44 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:44,794 We know he doesn'’t like it. 45 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,382 That'’s why we do it. 46 00:01:46,485 --> 00:01:49,695 Look, look. He'’s already on edge. 47 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:53,182 This morning, I saw him standing on the curb screaming, 48 00:01:53,285 --> 00:01:54,804 "Don'’t move those lawn chairs. 49 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:58,289 I'’ll kill anybody who takes my parking space." 50 00:01:58,394 --> 00:01:59,670 Well, you better hurry, 51 00:01:59,774 --> 00:02:01,397 because his truck is nudging the lawn chairs 52 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:02,501 out of the way right now. 53 00:02:02,605 --> 00:02:03,744 All right. Come on. 54 00:02:03,847 --> 00:02:06,298 Let'’s go, people. We gotta do this. 55 00:02:17,723 --> 00:02:20,519 [whistles] 56 00:02:22,694 --> 00:02:24,765 Why are you all standing in the living room? 57 00:02:24,868 --> 00:02:26,007 Haven'’t you heard? 58 00:02:26,111 --> 00:02:27,492 Sitting is the new cancer. 59 00:02:29,425 --> 00:02:30,736 And why is there a cake? 60 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,256 Well, we'’re just celebrating football 61 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,225 and the fact that we love cake with a cake. 62 00:02:36,328 --> 00:02:38,054 Happy football. 63 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,263 Why have we never done this before? 64 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:42,576 And why are we doing it on my birthday? 65 00:02:42,679 --> 00:02:44,785 -It'’s your birthday? What? -Oh, what? 66 00:02:44,888 --> 00:02:47,063 No. It is so unimportant, 67 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,168 we don'’t even wanna remember your birthday. 68 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:52,172 Actually, I'’m annoyed you brought it up. 69 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:55,347 Well, you'’re gonna be more annoyed, 70 00:02:55,451 --> 00:02:57,798 because I found a reason to celebrate. 71 00:02:57,901 --> 00:02:59,281 He wants to celebrate. 72 00:02:59,386 --> 00:03:01,560 -Surprise! -[Jackie] Surprise! 73 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:03,252 And this isn'’t really a football cake. 74 00:03:03,355 --> 00:03:04,770 It'’s a birthday cake. 75 00:03:04,874 --> 00:03:06,462 Boo, football. Yay, birthday. 76 00:03:06,565 --> 00:03:07,739 Yay. 77 00:03:07,842 --> 00:03:10,190 I'’m gonna start taking my social security 78 00:03:10,293 --> 00:03:11,536 and my union pension. 79 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:12,606 Yep. 80 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:14,918 I beat the system by being poor 81 00:03:15,022 --> 00:03:17,162 and living longer than the government thought I would. 82 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:19,233 [scoffs] Dan, this is amazing. 83 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:21,166 We'’ve been working so hard for so long. 84 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:23,375 Now we can finally have some fun. 85 00:03:23,478 --> 00:03:24,445 No. 86 00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:28,622 I got bigger and better things playing for that money. 87 00:03:28,725 --> 00:03:30,796 If I can scratch up another ten grand, 88 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,936 I'’m in striking distance of paying off this house. 89 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,317 -[Louise gasps] -Wow. 90 00:03:34,421 --> 00:03:36,492 So, you'’re gonna own it before it'’s just mold 91 00:03:36,595 --> 00:03:38,494 in the shape of a house? 92 00:03:38,597 --> 00:03:40,081 It'’ll be a race. 93 00:03:41,945 --> 00:03:43,326 Happy birthday, Grandpa. 94 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:46,191 Too late. We moved past birthday. We'’re onto houses now. 95 00:03:46,295 --> 00:03:48,952 We dodged whether he'’s happy or unhappy about this day, 96 00:03:49,055 --> 00:03:52,404 so don'’t start bringing up stuff that'’s gonna cause problems. 97 00:03:54,199 --> 00:03:56,788 Okay. Grandpa, there'’s, um, some neutral circus peanuts 98 00:03:56,891 --> 00:03:58,099 for you on the table. 99 00:03:58,203 --> 00:03:59,963 They'’re neither happy nor sad. 100 00:04:02,138 --> 00:04:03,208 Sorry I was late. 101 00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:05,452 Some guys at the dorm stole all the toilet seats 102 00:04:05,555 --> 00:04:06,591 to stair surf. 103 00:04:06,694 --> 00:04:07,764 And since I'’m the janitor, 104 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:08,938 I'’m supposed to replace them, 105 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,180 but I have no idea how to do it. 106 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,804 Oh, toilet seats are easy. I can teach you. 107 00:04:12,907 --> 00:04:14,806 Passing down toilet knowledge? 108 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:16,601 Give me a minute. I'’m getting emotional. 109 00:04:17,601 --> 00:04:18,672 [Louise] Here'’s a crazy thought. 110 00:04:18,774 --> 00:04:21,156 What if you taught basic home repairs 111 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,125 to this entitled, helpless generation? 112 00:04:24,229 --> 00:04:25,851 Sounds like a great idea. 113 00:04:25,955 --> 00:04:28,371 Yeah, we could get the word out to the neighbors 114 00:04:28,475 --> 00:04:31,271 by putting flyers in their post boxes 115 00:04:31,374 --> 00:04:33,997 and then stapling the rest to the telephone poles. 116 00:04:34,101 --> 00:04:35,378 Or we could put it on a scroll 117 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:37,207 and have it announced by the town crier. 118 00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:40,694 Or we could join the 21st century 119 00:04:40,797 --> 00:04:42,178 and put it on the Nextdoor app. 120 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,455 I don'’t know. 121 00:04:43,558 --> 00:04:45,492 Every time we'’re mentioned on Nextdoor, it starts with, 122 00:04:45,595 --> 00:04:48,218 "Whose turn is it to talk to the hillbillies about..." 123 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,358 uh, fill in the blank. 124 00:04:50,531 --> 00:04:53,741 The last one was about some guy in his underpants 125 00:04:53,845 --> 00:04:56,848 chasing around loose chickens in his front yard. 126 00:04:56,951 --> 00:04:58,746 First of all, it was an emergency. 127 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:03,164 Secondly, I wasn'’t chasing. I was herding. 128 00:05:03,268 --> 00:05:05,166 The chicks had gotten out, 129 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:06,892 and they were about to cross the road, 130 00:05:06,996 --> 00:05:10,275 and I was not about to be the butt of a very old joke. 131 00:05:11,276 --> 00:05:12,346 Ah, thank you. 132 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:14,003 [laughs] 133 00:05:34,437 --> 00:05:37,198 [Jackie] The Conners is recorded in front of a live studio audience. 134 00:05:37,302 --> 00:05:40,788 Okay. Now, who can show me where the bolts are 135 00:05:40,892 --> 00:05:42,342 that hold the seat on this toilet-- 136 00:05:42,445 --> 00:05:45,345 courtesy of Olinsky Hardware for all your hardware needs 137 00:05:45,448 --> 00:05:46,415 and protein bars. 138 00:05:47,277 --> 00:05:48,589 Ooh, I know. 139 00:05:48,693 --> 00:05:51,696 No, no. The owner of the store may not answer. 140 00:05:51,799 --> 00:05:52,766 [chuckles] 141 00:05:53,905 --> 00:05:56,873 -Oh, wow. -Ooh, nice. 142 00:05:56,977 --> 00:06:00,394 Hey. Pay attention so you learn something. 143 00:06:00,498 --> 00:06:02,534 You don'’t wanna end up useless like your father. 144 00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:06,745 I know how the toilet can be emotionally triggering, 145 00:06:06,849 --> 00:06:08,609 but let'’s hold that thought, 146 00:06:08,713 --> 00:06:12,613 and let'’s keep getting our learning on, yo. 147 00:06:14,097 --> 00:06:15,236 Oh, my God. 148 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:18,619 Oh, wow. 149 00:06:18,723 --> 00:06:20,725 Finally got that fancy centerpiece 150 00:06:20,828 --> 00:06:21,829 I'’ve been dreaming about. 151 00:06:21,933 --> 00:06:24,763 [chuckles] This is my wife, Louise, everybody. 152 00:06:24,867 --> 00:06:26,938 And don'’t worry, honey, the toilet'’s never been used. 153 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:30,010 Hmm. Although, a few old folks at the store sat on it, 154 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:32,426 but just to see if they could get back up. 155 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:34,946 Yeah, you just unscrew a couple of bolts, 156 00:06:35,049 --> 00:06:38,363 and the seat comes right off. 157 00:06:39,329 --> 00:06:40,986 Next, I'’ll show you 158 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:43,851 how to break into your own garage if your clicker'’s broken. 159 00:06:43,955 --> 00:06:45,266 Or if you'’re feeling frisky, 160 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:48,166 break into your neighbor'’s garage and sit in their new car. 161 00:06:48,994 --> 00:06:50,858 I gotta get to soccer practice. 162 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:52,860 -You don'’t play soccer. -I'’m gonna join. 163 00:06:52,964 --> 00:06:55,656 I'’d rather be hit in the head with a ball than do this again. 164 00:06:57,624 --> 00:06:58,659 [chuckles] 165 00:07:01,697 --> 00:07:02,801 All right. [sighs] 166 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:05,148 I'’m gonna get this back to the store. [chuckles] 167 00:07:05,252 --> 00:07:07,012 Honey, I'’m so sorry. 168 00:07:07,116 --> 00:07:10,222 I-- I should have known that teenagers just don'’t wanna learn 169 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:11,948 to fix anything around the house. 170 00:07:12,052 --> 00:07:13,329 [sighs] We took a shot. 171 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,332 I was just hoping we could pay off the house faster. 172 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,059 I guess it'’s back to modeling. 173 00:07:21,164 --> 00:07:23,512 I thought I'’d worn my last Speedo. 174 00:07:24,685 --> 00:07:25,686 Uh. 175 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:28,793 [chuckles] Y-Yeah. 176 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:29,897 You'’re right. 177 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:31,002 You have. 178 00:07:36,558 --> 00:07:38,250 Uh, sorry to interrupt. 179 00:07:38,354 --> 00:07:41,391 I'’m looking for Marjorie, the school nutritionist. 180 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:42,807 You found her. 181 00:07:44,049 --> 00:07:46,327 Oh, hi. I'’m Darlene. 182 00:07:46,431 --> 00:07:48,398 I-I'’m glad you're finally in. 183 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,711 You are in, right? It'’s kind of dark in here. 184 00:07:52,437 --> 00:07:54,577 I don'’t like to turn on lights. 185 00:07:54,681 --> 00:07:56,027 It attracts people. 186 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:02,067 Anyway, I work on the line in the cafeteria. 187 00:08:02,171 --> 00:08:04,104 Oh, God. You'’re not leaving. 188 00:08:04,207 --> 00:08:05,208 All right. 189 00:08:05,864 --> 00:08:06,900 Turn on the lights. 190 00:08:07,935 --> 00:08:09,489 [grunts] 191 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:11,905 I will just be a second. 192 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:15,356 So I'’ve worked here for a while now, 193 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:17,911 and I have some ideas about how we could improve 194 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:19,257 the quality of the food. 195 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,948 Darlene, 196 00:08:21,052 --> 00:08:26,471 I'’ve run food services at this school since 1965. 197 00:08:26,575 --> 00:08:30,302 This nutrition chart gave our boys 198 00:08:30,406 --> 00:08:34,514 the energy to beat the Germans in WW two. 199 00:08:35,618 --> 00:08:38,241 I think it'’ll give our students the stamina 200 00:08:38,345 --> 00:08:40,692 to play beer pong till 3:00 a.m. 201 00:08:41,866 --> 00:08:46,077 Uh, that chart has butter as its own food group. 202 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:49,114 You'’re one of those "change" people. 203 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:51,772 No, it'’s-- it's not radical. 204 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:54,464 All we'’ve gotta do is serve healthier ingredients 205 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,121 that the kids actually wanna eat. 206 00:08:56,225 --> 00:08:58,330 Then we just run the kitchen more efficiently, 207 00:08:58,434 --> 00:09:00,229 and we can actually save a lot of money. 208 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,817 I don'’t have time for all of this. 209 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,266 Talk to the manager. 210 00:09:04,509 --> 00:09:06,960 We don'’t have a manager. How do you not know that? 211 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,963 Lot of people think I'’m not here. 212 00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:12,241 I don'’t get a lot of news. 213 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,450 Okay. Well, we'’ve got ten employees 214 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,245 in desperate need of supervision. 215 00:09:17,522 --> 00:09:20,629 Have you ever been convicted of a child-related crime? 216 00:09:21,284 --> 00:09:22,562 What? No. 217 00:09:22,665 --> 00:09:24,080 Fine. You'’re the manager. 218 00:09:24,736 --> 00:09:25,737 Are you serious? 219 00:09:26,427 --> 00:09:27,774 I'’ll give you a month. 220 00:09:27,877 --> 00:09:30,811 If you can cut the budget by 25%, 221 00:09:30,915 --> 00:09:33,538 we'’ll make it permanent, and I'’ll give you a raise. 222 00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:35,471 W-- Oh, wow. Yes, I'’m in. 223 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,197 That'’s amazing. Thank you. 224 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,164 But we'’re gonna replace you on the line, 225 00:09:39,268 --> 00:09:42,167 so if you fail, you'’re on the street. 226 00:09:42,271 --> 00:09:45,688 Well, I get a tuition break for my son. What about that? 227 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:48,657 It'’s gone. Maybe you should have thought of that 228 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:52,971 before you so recklessly climbed the corporate ladder. 229 00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:55,215 Well, no, then I-I don'’t want the job. 230 00:09:55,318 --> 00:09:57,665 It'’s too late. I already put in the paperwork. 231 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:00,669 That'’s impossible. 232 00:10:00,772 --> 00:10:02,049 I'’ve been here the whole time. 233 00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:04,500 I'’m the only one who has to approve it. 234 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:09,643 So, I imagined it, I signed it, and I told myself, "good job." 235 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:14,544 Anyway, welcome to the team. 236 00:10:16,512 --> 00:10:18,583 Did I mention I never wanna see you again 237 00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:20,654 unless it'’s to fire you? 238 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:23,484 No, you didn'’t, but I had a feeling. 239 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:27,592 I'’ll turn out the light. 240 00:10:27,696 --> 00:10:30,181 Feel free to go back to hanging from the ceiling. 241 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:38,707 Now we know where to find the reset button 242 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,225 on the garbage disposal. 243 00:10:42,158 --> 00:10:45,368 Now, if you'’ll meet me in the front yard, 244 00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:47,992 I'’ll show you how putting your lawn furniture in the street 245 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:49,718 can save your parking spot. 246 00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:50,822 Great. 247 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:53,998 Wow. 248 00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:55,585 You got quite the turnout. 249 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,035 That must make you feel good. 250 00:10:57,139 --> 00:11:00,660 Yeah, it turns out the moms really wanted the classes, 251 00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:01,902 and they told their friends. 252 00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:06,251 I got so many calls, I had to add three night classes. 253 00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:10,290 So, you'’re gonna work all day at the hardware store 254 00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:12,741 and then work all night doing this? 255 00:11:12,844 --> 00:11:14,225 Yeah. I'’ll be exhausted, 256 00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:17,021 but it'’ll be a good exhausted when I pay off the house. 257 00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:18,367 -[sighs] -Oh. 258 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:21,611 You know, paying off the house is huge, 259 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,753 but you have to make some time for yourself. 260 00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:27,928 I was gonna make your favorite dinner tonight. 261 00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:31,242 You know, something brown with something white. 262 00:11:31,345 --> 00:11:32,761 [chuckles] 263 00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:36,040 Well, I won'’t be done with classes in time, 264 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:38,076 but it won'’t be long 265 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:42,080 before a home-cooked meal was actually cooked in our home, 266 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:44,151 as opposed to Citibank'’s home, 267 00:11:44,255 --> 00:11:47,879 which sold it to Chase, which sold it to State Farm, 268 00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:52,884 which sold it to, if I remember my paperwork, SmileDirectClub. 269 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:01,928 Who are you people? 270 00:12:02,031 --> 00:12:05,586 We'’re students at Stephen A. Douglas and Ned. 271 00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:10,281 Darlene invited the cafeteria staff here 272 00:12:10,384 --> 00:12:11,731 to talk about how we'’re gonna run things 273 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:12,904 now that she'’s the manager. 274 00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:14,423 She'’s your boss? 275 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,562 My condolences. 276 00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:18,151 She'’s hypercritical, controlling and annoying. 277 00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:23,535 I whipped up some delicious vegan snacks. 278 00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:25,606 And there'’s no such thing, so I'’m right behind her 279 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:27,332 with something you actually wanna eat. 280 00:12:29,438 --> 00:12:30,784 Thank you for coming. 281 00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:33,442 I know we don'’t all work the same shifts, 282 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:36,445 but I am looking forward to hearing your ideas 283 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,378 about how we can work more efficiently. 284 00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:39,655 I'’m Ashley. 285 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,726 You probably haven'’t seen me '’cause I work nights, 286 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,624 and sometimes I forget to come in 287 00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:45,350 '’cause my pharmacy's been out of Adderall. 288 00:12:45,454 --> 00:12:47,456 And when I have Adderall, I'’m usually late 289 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,458 '’cause I log on to see what time my shift is 290 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,771 and I end up going down the Tom Holland rabbit hole. 291 00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:57,121 Didn'’t really hear an idea there, Ashley. 292 00:12:57,224 --> 00:13:00,469 Uh, what I'’m looking for are ways to save money. 293 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,953 And I don'’t wanna point fingers, 294 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:03,644 but there is a lot of waste in the kitchen. 295 00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,232 You mean like when Bailey didn'’t show up, 296 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:07,131 so nobody put the chicken delivery in the freezer, 297 00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:08,408 and then somebody called the cops 298 00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:10,824 because it smelled like a dead body? 299 00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:13,033 Okay. That'’s finger-pointing. 300 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,897 And we'’re not doing that. 301 00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:16,209 But, yeah, like that. 302 00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:18,487 [clears throat] Doesn'’t seem like you had any trouble 303 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:23,423 getting that prescription this week, huh, Ashley? [laughs] 304 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:27,703 They'’re all flakes because they'’re all on work-study. 305 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,153 They don'’t show up half the time. 306 00:13:29,256 --> 00:13:31,051 Why else would we work there, Ned? 307 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:32,363 The hours are really flexible. 308 00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:34,434 We can pretty much just show up whenever we want. 309 00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:38,231 What? So, no one has a set schedule? 310 00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,578 [chuckles] How could she make things more efficient 311 00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:42,856 when she can'’t count on anybody to-- 312 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,928 Oh, that'’s why you got the job so easy. 313 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,034 I'’m screwed. 314 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:50,105 You'’re finally starting to get it, beautiful. 315 00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:55,420 Okay. Very productive meeting. 316 00:13:55,524 --> 00:13:56,628 Thank you, everybody. 317 00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:58,596 [Ben sighs] 318 00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:02,427 See y'’all tomorrow at 7:00 a.m. or whenever. 319 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:07,950 -Oh, my God. I am such an idiot. -[sighs] 320 00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:10,401 I just wanted to make things better at work. 321 00:14:10,504 --> 00:14:11,712 And then my boss, 322 00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:16,441 who'’s clearly Mary Todd Lincoln'’s older, crazier sister, 323 00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:20,894 knew that I was on a suicide mission, and she set me up. 324 00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:23,448 Uh, hey, look. I knew when you first took this lunch lady job 325 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,554 that it was going to be a struggle for you 326 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:28,902 to be in a position where you weren'’t calling the shots. 327 00:14:29,006 --> 00:14:32,561 Yeah. I mean, I-I do like the idea of being manager. 328 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,908 I don'’t only wanna be the boss of you. 329 00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:38,567 I don'’t want that either. 330 00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:44,090 Oh, hey, Louise. 331 00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,919 Could you close for me tonight? 332 00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:47,438 Yeah, sure. 333 00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:50,441 There'’s a bunch of strangers in my house anyway. 334 00:14:50,544 --> 00:14:52,270 Dan is getting so popular 335 00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:55,618 that he has classes every night this week. 336 00:14:55,722 --> 00:14:58,069 Well, if you don'’t like it, tell him to stop. 337 00:14:58,173 --> 00:15:00,071 No, I really can'’t. 338 00:15:00,175 --> 00:15:01,866 It was my idea. 339 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,799 But it'’s gotten out of control. 340 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,283 I don'’t think he realizes 341 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:08,631 that he missed my school board meet-and-greet last night. 342 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:10,633 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 343 00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:12,118 So, you don'’t have kids, 344 00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:15,431 and the person in your life who has kids isn'’t showing up? 345 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:18,469 Are you running on the "scary loner" platform? 346 00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:22,473 I can'’t give the poor guy a hard time. 347 00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:26,339 Last night, he watched three episodes of the Gilmore Girls 348 00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:29,963 because he was too tired to reach for the remote. 349 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,551 And it was in his hand. 350 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,657 And it was the Gilmore Girls. 351 00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:40,870 So, how is your veggie burger? 352 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,700 That'’s not how you comfort somebody 353 00:15:42,803 --> 00:15:44,288 who'’s in a terrible mood. 354 00:15:44,874 --> 00:15:45,875 Sorry. 355 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,394 You'’re always in a terrible mood, 356 00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:50,639 so it just seems like-- I don'’t know-- Wednesday. 357 00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:54,332 Oh, thanks for asking. 358 00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:56,748 It'’s my staff. For the last two days, 359 00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:58,578 I'’ve been trying to get them to work as a team, 360 00:15:58,681 --> 00:16:01,063 but it'’s useless, because they'’re a bunch of entitled, 361 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,927 distracted half-wits. 362 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:04,411 Hmm. 363 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,586 Maybe it'’s the way you'’re addressing them. 364 00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:11,660 No, no, no, no. The problem is they'’re not professionals. 365 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,730 That'’s what you need. 366 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,766 You need a food service with real cooks 367 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,010 who are trained to bring in prepared meals. 368 00:16:17,114 --> 00:16:19,909 And then you save a lot of money because they know how to portion 369 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,877 for the amount of people that they'’re serving, 370 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,052 and there isn'’t any waste. [clicks tongue] 371 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:28,090 Oh, my God. Jackie, could you do that for me? 372 00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:30,886 Huh? No. Hell, no. No. 373 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,784 It'’s a lot of work. We don'’t have time for that. 374 00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:34,614 But Becky and Louise, they'’re part-time, 375 00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:36,064 so if they wanted to help-- 376 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,894 And Harris is still learning how to run this place. 377 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:41,931 -Becky. -Yeah? 378 00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:43,623 I love you. 379 00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:46,936 And I love you too. 380 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,905 But my love for you is very conditional, 381 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:54,427 and I have a very full life, so go love somebody else. 382 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:55,911 Go on. Shoo! 383 00:16:58,707 --> 00:17:01,365 -Oh, Harris. -Yes? 384 00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,194 I love you. 385 00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:06,196 [scoffs] Okay. What do you need? 386 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,234 I told you. Darlene, she isn'’t ready. 387 00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:11,444 Not ready for what? 388 00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:14,412 Well, I'’m looking for an outside source 389 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:16,587 who can prep healthier food for the cafeteria. 390 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,313 Otherwise, I'’m gonna lose my job, 391 00:17:18,415 --> 00:17:19,830 and Mark'’s gonna have to quit school. 392 00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:22,248 [sighs] Well, how much food do you need? 393 00:17:22,351 --> 00:17:28,012 Well, I need-- Let'’s see-- 200 grass-fed hamburgers, 394 00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:31,912 150 coleslaws, and a hundred orders of fresh-cut fries. 395 00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:33,155 When do you need it by? 396 00:17:33,983 --> 00:17:35,123 Tomorrow morning. 397 00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:38,609 Okay. I-- I think I can do that. 398 00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:40,024 Harris, that'’s very sweet, 399 00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:42,958 but you don'’t know how to work with these kind of quantities. 400 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,580 No, I wanna do this. 401 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,168 I owe you so much, 402 00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:47,652 and I wanna pay that back 403 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:49,620 so that the next time you try to guilt me, 404 00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,794 I can say "hamburgers" and walk away. 405 00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:54,521 Thank you. You'’re my hero. 406 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:57,248 You are so much better than the kids at my college. 407 00:17:58,007 --> 00:17:59,147 Am I better than Mark? 408 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,978 I can'’t officially say. 409 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,153 -I love you both equally. -[chuckles] 410 00:18:08,156 --> 00:18:09,812 No. No, Cindy. 411 00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:11,435 Righty tighty, lefty loosey. 412 00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:13,437 [sighs] Dan. 413 00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:15,439 Oh, hey. 414 00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:18,994 I don'’t remember falling asleep. 415 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,066 But if it was before I parked, that'’s pretty impressive. 416 00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:25,207 I don'’t like where this is going. 417 00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:27,796 I'’m starting to worry about you. 418 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,867 You'’re worried? 419 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:33,008 I don'’t remember eating these fries, and that'’s not like me. 420 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:36,908 I try to be really present for them. 421 00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:38,841 Well, you'’re not gonna be present for anything 422 00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:40,222 if you don'’t slow down. 423 00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:42,328 [clicks tongue] I know I'’m working crazy hours, 424 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:44,088 but I can actually see the finish line 425 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:47,712 where I can leave the house to the kids with no debt. 426 00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:52,096 This isn'’t about the finish line. 427 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,686 I think you are so used to being behind 428 00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:59,379 that you'’re uncomfortable unless you'’re constantly hustling. 429 00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:02,831 Oh, that'’s what being broke your whole life teaches you. 430 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,835 Yeah, but you don'’t have to do this all in a month. 431 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,182 You'’re gonna get there, just a little slower. 432 00:19:09,286 --> 00:19:13,255 You know, maybe one class a week, maybe two. 433 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,913 And that way, you can still enjoy your life 434 00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,226 and I can enjoy it with you. 435 00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:20,193 I want that too. 436 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,162 I guess I could back it off a little. 437 00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:25,716 I'’ve never enjoyed life. 438 00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:26,855 It sounds exciting. 439 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,339 [chuckles] 440 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:31,066 Maybe hit a movie now and then. 441 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,344 -Dinner and a movie. -"Dinner and a movie." 442 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:34,587 I knew it. 443 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:37,176 -Gold digger. -[chuckles] Yeah. 444 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:40,524 Well, if I'’m a gold digger, I'’m the worst there's ever been. 445 00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,042 [both chuckle] 446 00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:47,358 You know, it'’s been a long time since we made out in your truck. 447 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,778 You know, we'’re gonna pay for this with our sciatica. 448 00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:55,228 Yeah, it'’ll be worth it. 449 00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:00,060 Forty-six. 450 00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:02,166 Forty-seven. 451 00:20:06,929 --> 00:20:09,760 -You okay? -Yeah. 452 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:12,625 Just having trouble catching my breath, a little. 453 00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:14,385 Can'’t seem to get ahead on this thing. 454 00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:16,456 -Kinda freaking out. -Hmm. 455 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,803 You'’ve been here like three hours. 456 00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:20,219 That'’s why I came back. 457 00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:23,843 But... [sniffs] ...long way to go to 200 patties. 458 00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:25,085 I know. [sighs] 459 00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:28,019 I-I started cutting up the cabbage for the coleslaw, 460 00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:29,469 but then I thought about the potatoes, 461 00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:30,850 so I started peeling those, 462 00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:32,921 but then I realized the hamburgers were just sitting out, 463 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,130 so I felt I-- I needed to get back to that. 464 00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:38,271 Oh, I'’m not doing anything. 465 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,962 If you-- Would you mind if I helped? 466 00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:42,517 -Only if you really want to. -Yeah. 467 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:43,621 I don'’t need it. 468 00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:47,832 [breathes shakily] 469 00:20:49,972 --> 00:20:50,973 [sighs] 470 00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:58,222 [sighs] Okay, swap. 471 00:20:58,326 --> 00:21:02,295 -[grunts] There you go. -[grunting, whimpering] 472 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,782 Hey, I got your text. What happened? 473 00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:08,163 Sciatica. 474 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,475 Both of you? 475 00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,131 [sighs] Yeah, 476 00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:15,032 we got all twisted up doing martial arts as a couple. 477 00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:18,898 Huh. That'’s funny, '’cause I read on Nextdoor 478 00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,280 that the hillbillies were going at it in their truck. 479 00:21:23,903 --> 00:21:24,904 [baby giggles]