1 00:00:01,070 --> 00:00:03,727 [theme song plays] 2 00:00:03,831 --> 00:00:07,041 And that is why we gather on National Cheeseball Day-- 3 00:00:07,145 --> 00:00:08,215 yes, it's real-- 4 00:00:09,423 --> 00:00:12,564 to celebrate our dusty, crunchy friend. 5 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:17,948 A beacon of neon orange hope in our gray, dull lives. 6 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:20,779 -Hear! Hear! Dull lives. Dull lives. -Rise to our gray, dull lives. 7 00:00:20,882 --> 00:00:22,022 To our dull lives. 8 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:24,955 These were actually here when we bought the house. 9 00:00:26,578 --> 00:00:28,580 I'm not saying that's the reason we bought it, 10 00:00:28,683 --> 00:00:30,582 but it was a factor. 11 00:00:31,962 --> 00:00:33,481 I remember when you looked at this house, 12 00:00:33,585 --> 00:00:35,035 there was asbestos in the walls, 13 00:00:35,138 --> 00:00:36,898 lead in the paint and rust in the water. 14 00:00:37,002 --> 00:00:40,626 And those things will all kill you slower than these cheeseballs. 15 00:00:44,009 --> 00:00:47,564 Look what I found in The Lunch Box parking lot. 16 00:00:47,668 --> 00:00:51,051 Can we keep her? Aw, can we? [laughs] 17 00:00:51,154 --> 00:00:53,260 Aw. We should see if she's microchipped first. 18 00:00:53,363 --> 00:00:55,262 Maybe somebody misses her. 19 00:00:55,365 --> 00:00:58,265 Did you finish prepping Darlene's order for the cafeteria yet? 20 00:00:58,368 --> 00:01:01,337 No, not yet. But I'm gonna go back after dinner to finish it. 21 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,512 Harris, you were at The Lunch Box all day. 22 00:01:04,616 --> 00:01:06,169 Wasn't that long enough to finish it? 23 00:01:06,273 --> 00:01:07,653 It should've been. 24 00:01:07,757 --> 00:01:09,345 It's, like, the simplest thing in the world 25 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:11,001 to make hamburger patties and salads, 26 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:13,452 but I just can't seem to get it done. 27 00:01:13,556 --> 00:01:16,283 [smacks lips] Oh, don't be so hard on yourself. 28 00:01:16,386 --> 00:01:19,182 It's a huge order with fast turnaround, 29 00:01:19,286 --> 00:01:21,322 and you're doing it all with one hand 30 00:01:21,426 --> 00:01:23,497 because you've got that bong in the other. 31 00:01:25,775 --> 00:01:27,017 I wish that was the reason, 32 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,986 but I quit weed when I got serious about the job. 33 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,161 Oh, man, that's tough. 34 00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:34,094 Coming up with good excuses for sucking 35 00:01:34,197 --> 00:01:36,096 is the hardest part of being sober. 36 00:01:37,821 --> 00:01:42,136 Harris, I have complete faith in you finishing my cafeteria order, 37 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,966 because if you don't, I will lose my job 38 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:48,866 and Mark will have to quit school and marry some rich old man. 39 00:01:50,006 --> 00:01:52,353 Yeah, I never saw it going any other way. 40 00:01:53,216 --> 00:01:54,562 Don't worry, I'll get it done. 41 00:01:54,666 --> 00:01:56,461 [Dan] Hey, 42 00:01:56,564 --> 00:01:58,634 they're about to announce the lotto numbers, 43 00:01:58,739 --> 00:02:01,983 or as we call it, "working America's favorite game show." 44 00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:06,850 So... [whispers] ...Becky. Becky. 45 00:02:07,575 --> 00:02:09,473 I'm worried about Harris. 46 00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:13,063 I've already had to step in a few times to help her make the hamburgers. 47 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:16,550 Yeah. I just don't understand what's going on with her. 48 00:02:16,653 --> 00:02:19,103 I mean, she seems to really wanna shine at this job, 49 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:20,829 but she can't get out of her own way. 50 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:23,660 I think it's a confidence issue. Not surprising. 51 00:02:23,764 --> 00:02:27,492 This family could undermine anybody's confidence in a hot minute. 52 00:02:27,595 --> 00:02:31,151 I mean, they throw a grand banquet for cheeseballs 53 00:02:31,254 --> 00:02:34,084 and on my birthday, I get a Lean Pocket with a candle in it. 54 00:02:35,569 --> 00:02:37,087 -[huffs] -What'd you wish for? 55 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:39,124 [scoffs] It doesn't matter. I didn't get it. 56 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,265 You got 'em. 57 00:02:45,579 --> 00:02:48,961 Hey, you know, you missed the opening ceremonies for Cheeseball Day. 58 00:02:49,065 --> 00:02:50,515 Oh. 59 00:02:50,618 --> 00:02:52,793 Well, I was late 'cause I was running some numbers 60 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:55,692 'cause I've been thinking about keeping the hardware store open 61 00:02:55,796 --> 00:02:57,453 an hour later than the competition. 62 00:02:57,555 --> 00:03:01,042 [inhales] And, um, I'm going for it. 63 00:03:01,146 --> 00:03:02,458 Whoa. 64 00:03:02,561 --> 00:03:05,737 You gotta keep the light on. You gotta keep the heat on. 65 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,188 Most importantly, you're gonna miss Wheel of Fortune. 66 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,364 -I mean, it's London Week, man. -[Ben laughs] 67 00:03:13,883 --> 00:03:15,643 But, look, I don't have a choice. 68 00:03:15,747 --> 00:03:18,232 When I told Darlene to take that cafeteria job, 69 00:03:18,336 --> 00:03:21,891 I wasn't planning on all these extra bills that just keep popping up. 70 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,962 Like, they just raised our property taxes. 71 00:03:24,065 --> 00:03:25,791 So if you're staying open later, 72 00:03:25,895 --> 00:03:28,415 you're gonna be poaching customers from the big boys, huh? 73 00:03:28,518 --> 00:03:30,762 That's the plan. See? 74 00:03:30,865 --> 00:03:35,215 Home Depot, Lowe's, that one home improvement aisle at CVS 75 00:03:35,317 --> 00:03:39,011 that sells the eyeglass repair kit and the cloth tape measure. 76 00:03:39,115 --> 00:03:41,566 Yeah, they're all going down. 77 00:03:42,808 --> 00:03:44,845 How are you gonna manage all these long shifts? 78 00:03:44,948 --> 00:03:48,400 Yeah, I hope you're not expecting Dan to do it. 79 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:50,781 I mean, he was killing himself working all day 80 00:03:50,885 --> 00:03:53,647 and then teaching those DIY classes at night. 81 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:58,203 I mean, he started to sit down when he was looking for stuff in the fridge. 82 00:03:59,341 --> 00:04:01,655 I figured I would make healthier choices 83 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:04,692 if I wasn't in such a rush to get back to the couch. 84 00:04:04,796 --> 00:04:06,418 [laughs] See, that only works 85 00:04:06,522 --> 00:04:09,249 if you actually put a healthy thing into the fridge. 86 00:04:10,595 --> 00:04:11,768 I have an apple in there. 87 00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:15,289 I'm keeping it fresh inside of a pie. 88 00:04:17,187 --> 00:04:20,156 Now, look, I didn't expect him to fill in. 89 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,192 This is something that Darlene and I gotta deal with. 90 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,781 Mmm. Yeah, I feel bad you gotta work late, 91 00:04:24,885 --> 00:04:26,024 but it's not forever. 92 00:04:26,127 --> 00:04:28,716 If I do well at work, they promised me a raise. 93 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:31,340 You know, and if we've learned one thing in America: 94 00:04:31,443 --> 00:04:33,549 Low-wage workers always come out on top. 95 00:04:35,516 --> 00:04:38,795 Well, the rough part is that I'm gonna be getting home a lot later 96 00:04:38,899 --> 00:04:42,316 and that means that we won't get to spend as much time together at home, you know. 97 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:45,492 And that sucks 'cause nighttime has kind of been our time. 98 00:04:45,595 --> 00:04:47,632 Oh. Okay. 99 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:51,256 Nights, huh? Enough said. 100 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,741 I guess you guys fixed your sex problem, huh? 101 00:04:57,987 --> 00:05:00,369 I think I've learned a little about who to confide in. 102 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,371 Hmm. 103 00:05:02,474 --> 00:05:04,234 But, you know, we'll-- 104 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:07,307 we'll just stay up later so we can spend time together. 105 00:05:07,410 --> 00:05:10,102 Yeah. Hey, look, we've been through tougher times than this. 106 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:12,070 Oh, yeah, we have. [sighs] 107 00:05:12,173 --> 00:05:14,590 -God. Well, we lost a magazine... -[chuckles] 108 00:05:16,005 --> 00:05:18,559 ...and your podcast was an epic fail. 109 00:05:18,663 --> 00:05:21,424 I remember you lived in the back of the hardware store 110 00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:25,048 'cause I lied to you about almost going to Hawaii with another guy. 111 00:05:25,152 --> 00:05:26,395 Oh, yeah. 112 00:05:26,498 --> 00:05:28,086 I guess what I'm trying to say is, 113 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:31,296 together, there is nothing that we can't make worse. 114 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,366 Mm-hmm. 115 00:05:54,423 --> 00:05:57,391 [Dan] The Conners is recorded in front of a live studio audience. 116 00:05:57,495 --> 00:05:58,565 Harris. 117 00:05:58,668 --> 00:06:00,290 Harris! Wake up. 118 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,706 You left the stove on. 119 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,052 Wait, the stove is on? 120 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,916 No, it's okay. I turned it off. 121 00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:06,158 How did this happen? 122 00:06:06,262 --> 00:06:08,747 I don't know. [sighs] I finished the orders 123 00:06:08,851 --> 00:06:12,475 and I wanted to make a grilled cheese and it was around 3:00 in the morning. 124 00:06:12,579 --> 00:06:14,304 I guess I fell asleep. 125 00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:16,617 Ugh, I'm such an idiot. 126 00:06:16,721 --> 00:06:17,825 Is it too much work? 127 00:06:17,929 --> 00:06:20,172 No. I don't know what's going on with me. 128 00:06:20,276 --> 00:06:21,967 Okay. Let's examine this. 129 00:06:22,071 --> 00:06:23,762 When you start a task, 130 00:06:23,866 --> 00:06:26,972 do you feel like you're gonna succeed or you feel like you're gonna fail? 131 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:28,077 Succeed. 132 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,768 But then I start to get into the work, 133 00:06:29,872 --> 00:06:31,149 and I-I can't get it done. 134 00:06:31,252 --> 00:06:33,116 And then I feel like a failure. 135 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:36,948 It seems like there's something underneath all of this. 136 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:39,088 With everything I'm learning as a psychology student, 137 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:41,815 I really think I can help you figure this out. 138 00:06:41,918 --> 00:06:45,094 That's super neat that you're learning how to do a thing, Becky, 139 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,957 when I've already done the thing. 140 00:06:47,061 --> 00:06:48,960 I was a celebrated life coach. 141 00:06:49,063 --> 00:06:52,481 And if anybody can help you get over your fear of failure, 142 00:06:52,584 --> 00:06:53,620 it's gonna be me. 143 00:06:53,723 --> 00:06:56,968 Your credentials are six weeks in a mall class 144 00:06:57,071 --> 00:07:01,144 and a certificate that has a coupon for a spray tan at the bottom of it. 145 00:07:01,248 --> 00:07:05,114 And I looked great all that winter. 146 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,981 Okay, look, Becky might be able to root around in your brain 147 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:12,052 and figure out what the problem is. 148 00:07:12,155 --> 00:07:13,225 That could take a lifetime. 149 00:07:13,329 --> 00:07:16,608 I, on the other hand, can get you into action. 150 00:07:16,712 --> 00:07:18,196 Into action. 151 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:22,131 How about this? We'll both work with you 152 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,823 and then you can tell us which one is helping you 153 00:07:24,927 --> 00:07:26,446 and then Jackie will stop. 154 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:31,899 I just wanna be able to do my job and not feel like I'm drowning all the time. 155 00:07:32,003 --> 00:07:33,729 So, I'll try anything. 156 00:07:34,832 --> 00:07:36,456 I'm gonna go make another grilled cheese. 157 00:07:36,558 --> 00:07:38,078 If you smell smoke, save yourselves. 158 00:07:39,976 --> 00:07:42,462 Okay, look, let's get one thing clear. 159 00:07:42,565 --> 00:07:43,911 We both care about Harris. 160 00:07:44,015 --> 00:07:46,431 Exactly. This is not a competition. 161 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:49,745 -This is about what is best for Harris. -[Jackie] Mm-hmm. 162 00:07:49,848 --> 00:07:50,849 If it was a competition-- 163 00:07:50,953 --> 00:07:53,058 If it was a competition, 164 00:07:53,162 --> 00:07:56,648 uh, ten bucks and the loser has to get a tattoo 165 00:07:56,752 --> 00:07:59,479 that says "Life coaches rule," and it has to be on your face. 166 00:08:07,003 --> 00:08:09,247 Hit the road, blondie. This is my time with my lady. 167 00:08:11,111 --> 00:08:12,181 Lady? 168 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,114 Aren't you afraid Darlene's gonna come home? 169 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:18,014 Look, I'm sorry I gotta kick you out, 170 00:08:18,118 --> 00:08:21,431 but... [groans] ...this is my only time with Darlene now that I'm working so late. 171 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:25,194 I don't have anywhere else to study because Beverly Rose is asleep in my room. 172 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:26,678 Well, it's your call. 173 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:30,682 You know, you either move or get crushed by an exhausted couple 174 00:08:30,786 --> 00:08:32,960 going through the motions of trying to have sex. 175 00:08:34,616 --> 00:08:38,482 Can't you just go to your room and flop around like normal people? 176 00:08:38,587 --> 00:08:42,900 We have the energy to walk to the room or we have the energy to have sex. 177 00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:44,075 We don't have both. 178 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:47,872 You swim in a T-shirt in front of the family. 179 00:08:47,975 --> 00:08:49,494 I'm calling your bluff. 180 00:08:52,739 --> 00:08:53,981 Mmm. 181 00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:56,605 Wait, what? You're already in your leave-me-alone pajamas? 182 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,296 What about-- 183 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:00,781 What about our half-assed couch sex? 184 00:09:00,885 --> 00:09:03,888 -I-I gotta be at the cafeteria at 5 a.m. -[sighs] 185 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:05,648 They want me to take over breakfast. 186 00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:08,306 Some student was still stoned from the night before 187 00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:11,516 and they ate all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms. 188 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:15,589 So, people were triggered. No one felt seen. It was a mess. 189 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:17,073 [sighs] 190 00:09:17,177 --> 00:09:20,732 Damn. Okay. Well, I understand. 191 00:09:20,836 --> 00:09:23,286 Would you be really mad if I went and got a drink at the Lobo? 192 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,254 I kinda don't wanna just sit up by myself. 193 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,635 -Yeah, of course. -Okay. 194 00:09:29,638 --> 00:09:33,607 You know, sometimes if I look really sad, they'll give me a free shot. 195 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:38,612 And that's why I check our bank account right before I walk in. 196 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:43,997 Why are you okay with him going to the Lobo? 197 00:09:45,136 --> 00:09:47,207 How did you hear that? You got earbuds on. 198 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,140 Oh, they're not connected to anything. 199 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:53,972 I hear everything that goes on around here. 200 00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:56,457 Like when you call Ben your Big Bad Wolf 201 00:09:56,561 --> 00:09:58,528 and ask him to blow your house down. 202 00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:01,635 Ben loves that. 203 00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:03,982 And what's the big deal 204 00:10:04,086 --> 00:10:06,882 about him going out one night to have a drink alone? 205 00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:10,333 Sounds like it's not gonna be one night based on your work schedules. 206 00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:13,164 Okay, so what? Our relationship is strong enough to handle that. 207 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:17,133 That's what you said about David when you started spending time apart. 208 00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:19,860 One night, he was just out getting a beer. 209 00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:22,863 Next thing you know, he's out getting a beer in Guatemala. 210 00:10:24,382 --> 00:10:26,073 No, that is totally different. 211 00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:28,524 Ben doesn't even have a passport. 212 00:10:30,319 --> 00:10:34,875 Let's be honest, you and I are slow to see relationship problems coming, 213 00:10:34,979 --> 00:10:37,533 but you always see mine better and vice versa. 214 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,501 Okay, yeah. But when it's over, 215 00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,676 why can't we just pick up where we left off? 216 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:46,231 Unless somebody else picks up where you left off at the Lobo tonight. 217 00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:50,684 He owns a moderately successful hardware store. 218 00:10:50,788 --> 00:10:53,100 In Lanford, he's Richard Branson. 219 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,830 God, you're right, and he doesn't even need to be. 220 00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:02,282 In Lanford, he just needs to be the guy who drives Richard Branson. 221 00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:10,566 Why is there all this blonde hair in the drain? 222 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,258 I have a very full life, Dad. 223 00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:16,296 I go from work to school to dates with Tyler. 224 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:19,368 Sometimes I have to wash my hair in a restaurant sink. 225 00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:23,786 It's the price of being a woman who has it all. 226 00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:26,720 Thanks for coming to fix this, Dan. 227 00:11:26,824 --> 00:11:30,759 You know, Ben was supposed to come by this morning but he bailed. 228 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:31,863 Not a shock. 229 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,210 He's been hungover at work the last few days 230 00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:36,040 from drinking by himself at the Lobo. 231 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:37,938 What the hell's going on with him and Darlene? 232 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,457 Didn't she tell you? 233 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,665 They barely see each other. 234 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,806 She falls asleep on the couch waiting for him. 235 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:46,913 I can't believe she hasn't said anything to me about all this. 236 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,880 Finally. Progress. 237 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:52,056 Your adult children are taking care of their own lives. 238 00:11:52,159 --> 00:11:53,678 Hey, don't lump me into that. 239 00:11:53,782 --> 00:11:57,613 I still need babysitters, Dad and new Mommy. 240 00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:02,514 Well, your father and I have big plans tonight. 241 00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:05,897 We are gonna watch the Yellowstoneprequel, 242 00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:08,451 followed by the pre-prequel. 243 00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:13,008 -And if we can stay up, the pre-pre-prequel. -[laughs] 244 00:12:13,111 --> 00:12:16,321 You tell your sister if she's got a serious problem, she could call me. 245 00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:19,773 Hey, how many times are you gonna promise 246 00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:24,260 that you're not gonna let your kids interfere with our private time? 247 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:26,953 I think 25. 248 00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:33,165 All right. Now, I want you to promise me that you are gonna stay out of it. 249 00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:34,374 I can do that. 250 00:12:34,477 --> 00:12:37,308 Tonight, it's just me, you, Yellowstone 251 00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:40,794 and a six-pack of hard root beer 'cause that's all the gas station had. 252 00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:42,623 [laughs] 253 00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:45,661 A vision board is the perfect tool. 254 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,457 So, in order to get past your fear of failure, 255 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,839 you need to visualize your success 256 00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:53,945 and then you can manifest it. 257 00:12:54,049 --> 00:12:56,741 So, I brought in one of my old boards. 258 00:12:56,845 --> 00:13:00,883 [laughs] This is just to give you a sense of how it works. 259 00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:04,335 Now, here I was trying to attract love. 260 00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:05,681 Who's that in the middle? 261 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,407 Well, at the time, 262 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:12,481 I had a bit of a thing for WGVO's weatherman, Max Thunder. 263 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:14,759 Okay. 264 00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:16,588 What's up with the Wendy's napkin? 265 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:21,973 Oh, well, a napkin can symbolize your desire to clean up your lifestyle 266 00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:24,873 or to wipe away old dating patterns. 267 00:13:24,976 --> 00:13:28,738 But in this case, it was just because I saw Max Thunder at the Wendy's. 268 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:32,156 And so I grabbed the napkin out of the trash after he left. 269 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:37,402 Okay, but you didn't end up with Max Thunder, so this doesn't work. 270 00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:40,716 No, it-- I was trying to attract love, and I got Neville. 271 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:45,755 And Max Thunder, he was found dead in an old motel in Mexico. 272 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:49,449 The forecast called for life, but poor Max. 273 00:13:49,552 --> 00:13:51,175 He got that one wrong. 274 00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:56,732 -Oh, come on. A vision board? -What? They work. I married a doctor. 275 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,459 I did none of that and I'm dating a pilot. 276 00:14:00,391 --> 00:14:02,013 Your time is up, Jackie. 277 00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,602 It's my turn to work with Harris. 278 00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:06,431 Um, I've been thinking about 279 00:14:06,535 --> 00:14:08,882 everything you've gone through the past couple years. 280 00:14:08,986 --> 00:14:10,228 It's a lot, isn't it? 281 00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:11,747 Yeah, I guess. 282 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,301 Yeah. You thought you were gonna get married. 283 00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,476 You thought you were gonna have a baby. 284 00:14:16,579 --> 00:14:18,271 You moved back in with your mom. 285 00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:20,583 Yeah, I think about those things a lot. 286 00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,551 It's kind of overwhelming to hear them together. 287 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,277 Mmm. Great job, Becky. 288 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,969 Way to burden her with all the traumas that she's been through 289 00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:28,729 but give her none of the tools that she needs. 290 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:32,112 She's gotta process all the crap that she's been through, Jackie. 291 00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:34,149 She doesn't even know how bad her life is. 292 00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:36,668 Why do you think I'm in such a hurry to give her real help? 293 00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:38,912 If we don't do it soon, God knows what could happen. 294 00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,949 What are you talking about? What's gonna happen? 295 00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:44,780 We won't know unless we explore the core beliefs 296 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,852 that are contributing to her thoughts being so distorted. 297 00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:50,579 You're right. My-- My thinking does feel distorted. 298 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,478 Dig, dig, dig. Who cares? We need action. 299 00:14:53,582 --> 00:14:56,757 We need to get her out of this dark hole right now. 300 00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:58,759 The only way out is through. 301 00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:02,073 Yes, I got that T-shirt at the Cracker Barrel too. 302 00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:04,869 You know, guys, none of this is really helping. 303 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:07,182 That's because we haven't gotten to the hard stuff. 304 00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:10,461 Her parents getting divorced, missing out on college. 305 00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,842 I don't feel too good. I'm kind of lightheaded. 306 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,189 Look what you're doing to her. 307 00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:16,536 Are you okay? 308 00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,125 Are you having a hard time catching your breath? 309 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,127 Yeah, a little. 310 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,818 -Oh. -I'm kinda shaky. 311 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,717 Y-Y-You know, you do look kinda pale. 312 00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:28,479 Um, let's go to urgent care to be on the safe side. 313 00:15:28,582 --> 00:15:30,308 Yeah, well, that's what I was just gonna suggest 314 00:15:30,412 --> 00:15:32,310 if you let me get a word in edgewise. 315 00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:37,350 Hey, you're home. I'm so pumped. 316 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:39,386 Whoa. [laughs] 317 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:44,840 You're a little loud and excited and pumped with what? [laughs] 318 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,223 Well, I-I just threw down three triple-shot lattes. 319 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:49,707 -Three? [laughs] -Yeah. 320 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,468 You weigh, like, 60 pounds. You're the size of a latte. 321 00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:54,746 What-- I think that's too much caffeine for you. 322 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:57,232 Well, maybe, but I am not falling asleep tonight. 323 00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:58,819 I am up and I'm ready! 324 00:15:58,923 --> 00:16:01,201 Whoa! [laughing] 325 00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:05,826 You are sweating like Doc Holiday in Tombstone. 326 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:09,382 [laughs] So, let's get this party started. Shirts stay on, drop the pants. 327 00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,971 Oh, well-- Uh-uh. We can't do that. 328 00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:14,974 We'll look like a couple of toddlers at the beach. 329 00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:17,735 A couple of toddlers about to have sex at the beach. 330 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:22,912 Okay. Whoa! No, okay? This wasn't working before that image. 331 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:26,330 So, let's just-- Let's just try and do this another night 332 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:29,229 when you start blinking again. 333 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,438 No. No, we have to do this tonight. 334 00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:33,061 This is the only time we have. 335 00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:35,684 And if we don't do it tonight, then we're not gonna do it tomorrow 336 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,168 and we're gonna drift apart. 337 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:39,067 And then you're gonna meet some woman at the bar 338 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,586 who's gonna ask you to install a bookshelf for her. 339 00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:43,968 And then you're gonna be having sex with Gail. 340 00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:45,970 And yes, I know her name is gonna be Gail. 341 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,040 Okay. 342 00:16:47,144 --> 00:16:50,526 Darlene, stop and just talk to me. 343 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:55,048 Okay. Well, Becky says that couples that spend too much time apart break up, 344 00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:57,637 and she wasn't saying it to be mean. 345 00:16:57,740 --> 00:17:01,261 She was actually saying it out of concern, which was very unsettling. 346 00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:03,643 Oh. Hey. All right. 347 00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:07,612 Look, I know we're going through a rough patch, but this is not the way to fix it. 348 00:17:07,715 --> 00:17:09,820 Okay, then how do we fix it? We have to fix it. 349 00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:13,272 I don't know. I-- We could be doing this for a while. 350 00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:17,242 Or until you run through a screen door and disappear into the woods. 351 00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:21,212 Okay, that-- that's not gonna happen. But I need you to sit with me for a minute 352 00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:23,145 because I can feel my heart beating in my feet. 353 00:17:23,249 --> 00:17:24,422 Oh. 354 00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:27,493 No, I can't sit. We gotta walk around. 355 00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:28,909 Yeah. [straining] Okay. 356 00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:30,497 Well, you're going pretty fast, 357 00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:32,603 so how about I just follow you in the car? 358 00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:39,092 Thanks for coming in early to help me get this cafeteria order out. 359 00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:41,750 I can't believe we gave Harris a panic attack. 360 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,648 I know. I feel terrible. 361 00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:46,927 I violated my sacred oath of being a life coach. 362 00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:48,688 It's in Latin. 363 00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:51,242 It translates roughly to, um, 364 00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:56,489 "At least leave everybody l-- how-- 365 00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:59,319 l-like-- like how what they were." 366 00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:03,979 [Jackie] Hey. 367 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,946 Hey, how you feeling? 368 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:08,535 I'm fine now. Sorry I'm so late. 369 00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:10,951 Urgent care gave me a referral to a clinic, 370 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:12,677 and I took the first appointment this morning. 371 00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:14,093 Okay. So what'd they say? 372 00:18:14,196 --> 00:18:15,991 Well... [sighs] ...she said that, 373 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:20,823 basically, what I've been going through the last year is most likely ADHD. 374 00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:25,449 The doctor said a lot of times girls don't get diagnosed as kids like boys do. 375 00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:27,692 So, when they're adults, they don't know what's going on, 376 00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:29,453 and they blame themselves for falling short. 377 00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:32,318 That is true. That does happen. 378 00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:36,149 No. No, too late. You blew it. Move on. 379 00:18:36,253 --> 00:18:39,221 We talked for a long time. And the first thing she recommended 380 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:42,224 is that I stop talking to a psych student and a life coach. 381 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,228 Well, usually colleagues support each other. 382 00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:48,989 Did she prescribe any meds for you? 383 00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:52,372 She gave me a referral to a specialist who will charge me on a sliding scale 384 00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:53,891 and give me some coping skills. 385 00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:56,100 Okay. All right. Well, see, that's a good thing. 386 00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:58,413 Now you have the tools, and you can manage this. 387 00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:00,104 You can do your job, yeah? 388 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:05,316 Although one doctor sending you to another doctor? 389 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:08,906 Uh, this feels a little bit like a pyramid scheme. 390 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:17,225 Ugh. Morning role-play. Gross. 391 00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:20,331 Yellowstone. 392 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:22,506 It never ends. 393 00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:28,546 There's so many prequels it's eventually just gonna be cavemen in Montana. 394 00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:34,069 Uh. So, listen, I gotta talk to you about something. 395 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,866 I-I'm sorry to ask, but I don't know what else to do. 396 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:42,181 No, he is not working any of Ben's shifts at night. 397 00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:45,563 Louise, I get it. I-I understand you want to spend time with your husband, 398 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,151 but I want to spend time with mine too. 399 00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:49,809 And I'm really afraid of what's gonna happen if I don't. 400 00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:53,295 Honey, I'd love to help you, but I made a promise to Louise. 401 00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:55,055 And that's important to me. 402 00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:57,782 We should be spending this time of our lives together. 403 00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:06,239 Coming over here to ask you this was the last thing I wanted to do. 404 00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:09,725 I know I've already asked for so much from you, but I'm desperate. 405 00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:13,660 Honey, I'd love to help you, and I'm sorry your marriage is dissolving. 406 00:20:14,937 --> 00:20:17,733 But I want to spend as much time as I can with her. 407 00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:23,152 O-Okay. 408 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,432 I-I-I don't want to cause problems with you guys, 409 00:20:26,535 --> 00:20:28,296 but my marriage is kind of new, 410 00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:30,574 and I don't know if it can withstand the strain of this. 411 00:20:30,677 --> 00:20:32,610 Oh, honey, it would be so different 412 00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:35,682 if Louise weren't an angel in human form... 413 00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:37,270 -All right. -...sent down from above-- 414 00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:41,101 All right. Go ahead. Work a couple of late shifts. 415 00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:44,035 God, Louise. We promised we'd spend time together. 416 00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:45,589 Why the sudden turn? 417 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:49,455 You know, you parents all have the same disease. 418 00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:52,941 If your kids are miserable, you're gonna be miserable too. 419 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,598 A couple of nights a week help? 420 00:20:55,599 --> 00:20:57,877 Oh, my God. You saved us. 421 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,810 I gotta hug you. 422 00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:00,880 [Louise] Oh. 423 00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:05,229 We've been through some stuff and I know sometimes 424 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,542 that you feel I'm too busy for us, 425 00:21:07,645 --> 00:21:10,441 but I am always thinking of you and always loving you. 426 00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:15,688 And I just felt like I had to tell you that before you're gone. 427 00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:19,278 Who are you talking to? 428 00:21:19,381 --> 00:21:20,796 Not what you think. 429 00:21:22,488 --> 00:21:25,180 I love them, but I'm not in love with them. 430 00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:29,978 [baby giggles]