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Hey, what'’s the update
on the school board race?

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It'’s still too close to call.

3
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But it doesn'’t have to be.

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I'’ve got a video of her opponent

5
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rescuing a puppy
from the shelter.

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I run it backwards, it looks
like she'’s abandoning a puppy.

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You make that go viral
before the polls close.

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Come on!

9
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Jackie, I am running
to help the kids.

10
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What kind of message
does that send

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if I don'’t do it with integrity?

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-Hmm.
-But it wouldn'’t hurt
to start editing it.

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You know, this is the first time
any of us have run

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for something.

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Usually we'’re running
from things.

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[sighs] Race is still
neck and neck.

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Did you land on a story
for your article?

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Just finished.

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It'’s about a father and son
who came into my store

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to buy the kid
his first toolbox.

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I like your approach.

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Dull but true.

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Hey, look, I know it'’s for
Hardware Magazine,

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but it'’s not really
about the toolbox. Okay?

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Dad says they'’re gonna build
a bunker together

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for when the world becomes
a nuclear hellscape.

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And then the kid says,

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-"Yeah, but, Dad, would it--"
-[Darlene snores]

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Oh, come on!

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Hey. Hey, that'’s not--

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-I mean, this is the--
-[Darlene laughs]

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[Jackie, Darlene laugh]

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-No, go on.
-Yeah. No, no, no. Tell us.

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[Jackie, Darlene laugh]

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-The dad says...
-Yeah.

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So the dad says,

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"We'’re gonna build
this bunker together for--"

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[both groan, laugh]

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I'’m kidding.

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-So the kid says--
-[both chuckling]

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"What if the world isn'’t
incinerated?" And the dad says,

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"I don'’t know, I guess we'll
just turn it into a game room."

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Okay. There it is.

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I look forward to
the Hallmark movie.

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[chuckling]

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-Hey.
-[Tyler] Hey.

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-Hi.
-Hi, guys.
Thanks for coming over.

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We brought
election-night sliders.

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I'’m too nervous to watch
the election,

50
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but I did hear
the rustling of a burger bag.

51
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Don'’t tell me.
Crinkle it one more time.

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White Castle.

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[Becky laughs]

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If only we could turn
that superpower into money.

55
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I really hope you win so you can
teach your music program.

56
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Start turning out
some serious rock stars.

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Why? So they enjoy
a fleeting moment of success

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before they'’re dragged down
into a black hole

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of drugs and alcohol?

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That doesn'’t sound like
my little ray of sunshine.

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That sounds like
my little winter solstice.

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I'’m sorry.

63
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Interning at the rehab center
has really gotten me

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in a dark place.

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Hearing all the problems
of the patients

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during their therapy sessions,

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I-I just can'’t shake them.

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Well, you gotta
get out of that headspace.

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Try this.

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Pose what you hear as a positive

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instead of a negative.

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Instead of problems,

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you call them
opportunities for change.

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Change-ortunities. Change your--
That'’s kind of fun. [chuckles]

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Oh, right.
This one woman, Annie,

76
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shooting heroin made
the veins in her arms collapse.

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So now she gets to shoot
between her toes.

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-Change-ortunities!
-Change-ortunities.

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Wow. That was
so cynical and dark.

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Love this new you.

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I don'’t, but it's part
of the job,

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and I want to help these people.

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-Oh, that'’s wonderful.
-[cheering]

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It'’s the right thing to do.
I'’m not trying to be a hero.

85
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I'’m sorry, honey, we weren't
even listening to you.

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-Louise just won
her school board seat.
-[Jackie] Yeah!

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[Ben] Yeah!

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Oh, thank you, guys,
for all your support.

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Finally, something to celebrate.

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Hey, did anyone get
a call from the fire department?

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Nice timing.

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No, I-I'’m serious.

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I think the hardware store
is on fire.

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-What?
-There was a lot of smoke.

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The streets were all blocked
off, so I couldn'’t be sure.

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Oh, my God, this is horrible.

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Oh, congratulations, Louise.
You go, girl.

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Oh, my God.

99
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It'’s all gone.

100
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There'’s gotta be something
we can salvage.

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Oh, hey. Look right here.

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These fireplace matches,
totally fine.

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[Harris] The Conners is filmed

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in front of
a live studio audience.

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Damn.

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Wow.

107
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Hey, what took you guys so long?

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The cops wouldn'’t
let me through.

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I told them I work here.
They told me to prove it.

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Unfortunately, the only proof
we had was a video

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Dan had sent me
of him working late

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dancing to
"Do Ya Think I'’m Sexy?"

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in just his hardware apron.

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Cops asked Louise
if she wanted to press charges.

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Holy crap.

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There'’s nothing left.
How do you come back from this?

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Ben, what could you have done
so wrong in your life

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to deserve something
as terrible as this?

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Uh, I don'’t know if you saw it,
but I texted you

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that your energy might not be
completely appropriate here.

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I did. I texted you back.
"See you in a few."

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What do you think
caused this fire?

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Well, it'’s obvious.
Louise and I finally had

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paying off the house in sight,

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so God burned down
my major source of income.

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Do you think your insurance
will cover it?

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I don'’t know. I, uh,

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kept the policy here. [grunts]

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So I'’ve been meaning to put
this in the fireproof safe.

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I'’ll have to call my mom
and find out.

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Oh, crap. That'’s right.
I-I forgot.

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Happy Mother'’s Day.

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Oh, thank you, honey.

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This is kind of how my body felt
after you were born.

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[Tyler] Hey,
I brought you something.

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Had to drop off
a load of boxes in New Orleans,

137
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brought you back some pralines,
don'’t you know.

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'’Bout ready to go?

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Sorry, I can'’t make dinner.

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Gave my e-mail and phone number
to some of the patients,

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and I'’m in the middle
of answering them.

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Are interns supposed to be
giving out

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personal information
to patients?

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No, but I felt depressed

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because I was listening
to all these women

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who are going through hell

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and I wasn'’t allowed to do
anything about it.

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So now I am.

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Look, I don'’t know much
about this,

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but it seems like
communicating directly

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with your patients can
get you in trouble.

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I-I don'’t care.

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Beverly Rose is with
her dad right now,

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and this is what I need to do.

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You also need to eat.

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I'’m dealing with somebody

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who'’s about to start
turning tricks

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to support her dope habit,

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and you are asking me if I want
to share a basket of wings.

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It doesn'’t have to be wings.

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Are you joking?

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Look, I'’m just trying
to lighten the mood.

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I wanna take you out.

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You know where
nobody'’s ever sad?

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Chili'’s.

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I-I don'’t need
to lighten my mood.

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If sadness makes you
uncomfortable,

168
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you need to grow up.

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Hey, I basically drive
a bus in the sky.

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That is very grown-up.

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I can'’t always be
the fun girl for you.

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You think I'’m that shallow?

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All I want is for you to be fun?

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I mean, believe me,
this is not fun.

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But I'’m still here.

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Well, maybe you'’re not
strong enough to leave.

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Okay, I was wrong.

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Somebody is gonna be sad
at Chili'’s.

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Darlene, how'’s Ben gonna
make up for this lost income?

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Uh, well, he tried to sell
his beard to Locks of Love, but,

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nah, they'’re looking
for younger beards.

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Great news.

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Called my mom to tell her
the store burned down.

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Like any loving
and concerned mother,

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she took two days
to call me back.

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But the upshot is mom and dad
had great insurance

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on the store.

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-Oh!
-Thank God.

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-[Ben chuckles]
-[Louise] Wow.

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Called the company adjuster.

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He came out, and when we met,

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he said, even though
I had an arsonist vibe,

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that, uh, he couldn'’t find
any evidence that I am one.

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[laughs]

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Arsonist vibe.
That'’s what it is.

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[chuckles]

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But it turns out
it was frayed wires.

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But, hey, we'’re covered.

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The structure,
inventory all of it.

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We could rebuild
the whole store.

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I want to get back to work
as soon as possible.

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Uh, I could bring in
a couple of contractor buddies,

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and they could start
work immediately.

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Oh, hold on now.
Let'’s not rush this.

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You'’re right. You're right.
You'’re right.

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If-- If we rush things,

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we'’ll end up with
a slipshod job.

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Let'’s kick back,
have a couple beers,

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then rush things,
end up with a slipshod job

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that we don'’t care about
'’cause we're drunk.

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I say let'’s just take a moment
to be incredibly thankful,

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because this could have been
so much worse.

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[Darlene, Dan, Ben] Amen.

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Yes.

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Can I get an amen?
I mean, even I said it,

216
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and I don'’t believe
in any of that nonsense.

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Well, you know,
when I first found out

218
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that we were gonna be
getting all that money,

219
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my first thought wasn'’t
to rebuild the store.

220
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What was your first thought?

221
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If it was a snowmobile, yes.
If we have money left over.

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No, it was that... [sighs]

223
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...I never really wanted
that hardware store

224
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in the first place.

225
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And I feel a little guilty
saying this,

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but... [sighs]

227
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...I'’m kind of glad
that it'’s gone.

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No, I-I get that.

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I think about the cafeteria
burning down every day.

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What if we don'’t rebuild,
you know?

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What if we use that insurance
money to do something else?

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I called Hardware Magazine,

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and the owner is retiring
and he'’s willing to sell.

234
00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:03,672
Okay.

235
00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:06,571
I have to ask you this...

236
00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,472
Did you burn down the store?

237
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,478
No. I didn'’t burn it down.

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God did it for me so I can
have a magazine again. Amen.

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00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:24,209
No. A magazine is
such a big risk.

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I mean, we'’ve done this before,
and since we'’re not having

241
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this conversation on
our yacht off Saint-Tropez,

242
00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:31,803
I think it might not be
a viable path forward.

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00:10:31,838 --> 00:10:34,703
Yeah, but the mug shot magazine,
that was during a recession.

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00:10:34,737 --> 00:10:37,429
And Hardware Magazine,they'’ve
already got a decent following.

245
00:10:37,464 --> 00:10:38,879
You know, they'’ve been getting
a whole lot

246
00:10:38,914 --> 00:10:40,122
of positive emails
about my column.

247
00:10:40,156 --> 00:10:42,572
I don'’t know, Ben.
It'’s just not good timing.

248
00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:46,162
What about my dad? What about
our bills? Um, sure. The future.

249
00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:47,819
-Great. There'’ll be a time--
-No, no, no, no!

250
00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:50,684
God is not gonna burn down
my store twice for me.

251
00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:55,275
Look, I know you'’re an atheist,
but the time is now.

252
00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:58,347
Look, the only reason
I could afford to take

253
00:10:58,381 --> 00:10:59,659
that cafeteria job

254
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,868
-is because the store was
stable income.
-[Ben sighs]

255
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,559
Okay.

256
00:11:05,595 --> 00:11:08,495
I understand that we make
these decisions together.

257
00:11:08,529 --> 00:11:11,740
But, you know,
I feel like this is my last shot

258
00:11:11,774 --> 00:11:15,398
to-- to do something meaningful
with my life.

259
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,506
Are you sure

260
00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:21,646
that you don'’t want
a snowmobile?

261
00:11:25,615 --> 00:11:27,341
Becky'’s truck just pulled up.

262
00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:28,549
Is she with Tyler?

263
00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:31,483
No, but there'’s some woman
in the truck.

264
00:11:31,518 --> 00:11:32,484
-Mmm.
-Why?

265
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,762
Oh, he called me

266
00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:34,935
and said they had a fight.

267
00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:37,040
He'’s really upset about
the way she'’s been acting.

268
00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:40,182
Hey. Uh,

269
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:42,667
one of the women from the rehab
just got kicked out.

270
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,842
Could she stay with one of
you guys for a couple nights

271
00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:45,981
while I track down her family?

272
00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:48,052
Why aren'’t you taking her
to a shelter?

273
00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:49,398
Oh, they won'’t take her

274
00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:51,296
because she got into
a fight at the rehab.

275
00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:54,368
And, uh, then she kind of
threatened to, uh,

276
00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:55,991
drive a car into the place.

277
00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:58,959
Uh, I'’d really like to help,

278
00:11:58,994 --> 00:12:02,929
but Dan doesn'’t like it when
there'’s a car blocking his TV.

279
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,795
Yeah. Jessica'’s not violent.
She'’s just unstable.

280
00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:10,902
Oh, unstable. Oh,
I'’ll blow up the air mattress.

281
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:15,389
How did you go from
observing at a clinic

282
00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:17,771
to driving a patient
around in your truck?

283
00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:20,878
She'’s in a really
screwed-up situation.

284
00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:22,880
Come on, Jackie.
Just help me this one time.

285
00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:26,366
No way. I'’m not bringing some
sketchy stranger into my house.

286
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,609
Neville can barely handle
you guys coming over.

287
00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:33,442
Okay. Now that you got
a husband who'’s got a few bucks,

288
00:12:33,476 --> 00:12:35,755
you don'’t care about
anybody but yourself.

289
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,998
There'’s a difference
between caring

290
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:39,551
and doing something stupid.

291
00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,346
Becky, you have to
set boundaries.

292
00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:43,038
Tyler'’s really worried
about you.

293
00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:44,453
You two are talking about me?

294
00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:46,110
He called me
and he said you'’ve become

295
00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,836
an entirely different person.

296
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:51,080
Yeah, both of you
need to mind your own business.

297
00:12:51,115 --> 00:12:52,841
These are my patients, okay?

298
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,877
-Back off.
-Your patients?

299
00:12:54,912 --> 00:12:59,088
You'’re an intern who got caught
up with substance abusers.

300
00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:02,747
That'’s not safe for somebody
who'’s still new to recovery.

301
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:06,061
Wow. Use my addiction
against me.

302
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:07,821
You know what? Never mind.

303
00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:11,307
We'’re gonna drive around until
we find an actual human being.

304
00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:14,000
[Jackie] What the--

305
00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:16,899
Damn it.

306
00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:18,556
She took off with my truck.

307
00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:22,422
I'’m gonna tell Jessica
it'’s not her fault.

308
00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:23,423
No, you'’re not.

309
00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:27,565
Why did you do that?

310
00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:30,085
Her number is in my phone,

311
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:31,500
and now I can'’t find her.

312
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:33,260
Yeah, that'’s why I did it.

313
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:36,781
I will call the cops, tell them
that she stole your truck.

314
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,334
That woman needs
professional help.

315
00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:41,682
You need to chill.
You'’re not thinking straight.

316
00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:43,788
I have never been more clear.

317
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,789
Thanks for nothing.

318
00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:52,107
Thanks, but you don'’t have to
give me all this food, Mom.

319
00:13:52,141 --> 00:13:54,834
Oh, yeah, I do. I know
what they feed you at school.

320
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,421
Because I feed it to you.

321
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,461
I heard you talking to Ben
about the magazine.

322
00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:05,430
Yes, I felt bad about that,
but we just can'’t afford it.

323
00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:07,916
He hates working
at the hardware store so much.

324
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:11,747
You can see it in his eyes.
And he only worked there for us.

325
00:14:12,575 --> 00:14:14,854
Yes, you'’re right.

326
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,097
And I would love
to be able to repay the favor,

327
00:14:17,132 --> 00:14:18,892
but it'’s just too risky.

328
00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,101
I mean, I actually think
the magazine'’s a great idea,

329
00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:24,933
but it could still fail because
that'’s how the Conners roll.

330
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,486
But Ben'’s not a Conner.

331
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,040
So, even if he got the curse
through marital contact,

332
00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:31,111
it'’s only half as strong.

333
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:35,046
Well, his business just burned
to a crisp.

334
00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,599
So it seems pretty strong to me.

335
00:14:37,635 --> 00:14:39,637
And, look, i-if he does fail,

336
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,329
then I'’d have to quit my job
to pay the bills,

337
00:14:42,364 --> 00:14:44,504
and we wouldn'’t be able
to afford your tuition.

338
00:14:44,538 --> 00:14:48,128
I-I know. But Ben sacrificed
so much for me.

339
00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:51,062
I'’m-- I'm willing to make
a sacrifice for him.

340
00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:53,858
I'’ve never said anything
half as nice as that about Ben.

341
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:55,998
I'’m just saying,

342
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,828
w-why are his dreams
less important than ours?

343
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:02,280
Can I get back to you on that?

344
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,628
Hey, Ben, my mom wants
to talk to you.

345
00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:09,598
I'’m just looking at stuff

346
00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:11,496
to make the hardware store
more fun,

347
00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:13,671
you know, if I rebuild it.

348
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:17,364
This is a claw machine
where you can win a screwdriver.

349
00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:19,263
-Mmm.
-So if I win it,

350
00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:20,920
I can drive it into my heart.

351
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:21,990
[Darlene chuckles]

352
00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:23,992
God, you are so dramatic.

353
00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:28,168
All right,
you can have the magazine.

354
00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:34,140
Sorry, I didn'’t hear that. What?

355
00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:38,592
I'’m not saying it again.
It hurt too much the first time.

356
00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:40,629
Oh, my God. Thank you.

357
00:15:40,663 --> 00:15:42,700
Oh, thank you.

358
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,530
You won'’t regret this any more
than any of the other

359
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:47,670
horrible decisions
you'’ve made in your life.

360
00:15:48,809 --> 00:15:51,019
-[Dan] Hello! We'’re here.
-So, are you happy?

361
00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:52,917
Ah! Completely.

362
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,539
Okay, enjoy that for a minute,

363
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,438
because you won'’t be
after you tell my dad

364
00:15:56,472 --> 00:15:57,818
that he'’s got no place to work.

365
00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:01,961
Hey. Thanks for the invite.

366
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,652
Hope you don'’t mind,
we brought something.

367
00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:04,964
Ah. No, that'’s great.

368
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,413
She'’s got a lasagna in there

369
00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,553
in case we don'’t
like your vegan food

370
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,762
'’cause, you know, we don't.

371
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,387
[sighs] Oh, boy.

372
00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:17,252
So, I'’m not gonna use
the insurance money

373
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:18,736
to rebuild the hardware store

374
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,841
because there'’s something else
that I wanna do with it.

375
00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:22,429
Now, Dan, don'’t freak out,

376
00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:26,399
but I am going to use it
to buy Hardware Magazine.

377
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:28,849
Are you kidding me?

378
00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:31,231
Just hit me
and get it over with.

379
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:34,407
And I'’m talking to you, Louise,
'’cause I'm scared of Dan.

380
00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:36,650
Hold my lasagna.

381
00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:39,446
Okay. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, hey.
Let me just say one thing first.

382
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:40,689
What?

383
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,694
I am giving Dan 10%
of the insurance money

384
00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:48,800
since he owned 10%
of the business.

385
00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:52,425
And I give this to you from
the deepest part of my heart.

386
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,737
Just how deep is that heart?

387
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:59,466
Oh, high five figures.

388
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,538
-Oh, thank you.
-[Ben laughs]

389
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:03,539
Oh.

390
00:17:03,574 --> 00:17:05,645
I can pay off
the house right now.

391
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:08,096
-Oh, man. Thank you. Thank you.
-[Ben chuckles]

392
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:11,133
I didn'’t think you'd have the
balls to burn the place down.

393
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,307
I'’m proud of you, son!

394
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:17,656
[knocks on door]

395
00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:19,659
Becky, it'’s Jackie.

396
00:17:19,693 --> 00:17:23,627
I know you don'’t wanna talk
to me, but we need to talk.

397
00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:31,395
I got you a new phone.
I shouldn'’t have broken yours.

398
00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:33,914
It'’s not my choice
whether you wanna talk

399
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,744
to the people in rehab or not.

400
00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:37,746
Yeah. Keep the phone.

401
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:40,404
I shouldn'’t be talking
to anybody.

402
00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:43,372
I'’m scared of
where my head'’s at.

403
00:17:43,407 --> 00:17:45,754
Well, then let'’s talk
about that then.

404
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,308
[Becky sighs]

405
00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:54,487
If I hadn'’t let Jessica into my
truck, she wouldn'’t be in jail.

406
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:57,214
I made it worse.

407
00:17:57,248 --> 00:18:00,907
I worked so hard to get here,

408
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:03,841
but I can'’t do this job.

409
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,843
I-- I really thought

410
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,052
that this is what
I was meant to do, Jackie.

411
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,433
Becky, it is.

412
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:12,746
Becky, come on.
Nobody can do it all alone,

413
00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:14,886
you know,
even trained professionals.

414
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:17,855
They-- They have their own
therapists for support.

415
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,133
I thought therapists were
the archenemy

416
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:21,962
of Lanford'’s leading life coach.

417
00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:26,553
I'’m gonna tell you
something that, uh,

418
00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:30,281
you cannot repeat to
a single person in this family.

419
00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:33,595
You'’ve probably
never noticed this,

420
00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:37,288
but I have been through
my share of tough times.

421
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:39,980
Well, you'’ve hidden
it very well.

422
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:41,120
[laughs]

423
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:44,261
So, um, I'’m just gonna rip
the Band-Aid off.

424
00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:46,987
I go to a therapist.

425
00:18:48,368 --> 00:18:49,956
Jackie,

426
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:52,510
I cannot believe
you go to a therapist.

427
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,341
N-Not because you'’re
still so crazy.

428
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:59,103
Uh, it'’s just that--
Have you ever been diagnosed?

429
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,725
Because we all have
our theories.

430
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,107
Well, see, the only reason
I'’m telling you this

431
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,420
is because there is a value

432
00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:08,492
to processing your problems
with professionals.

433
00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:09,631
I-Is it helping?

434
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:11,426
Oh, for sure.

435
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:15,292
Oh, except when Joan
gets into the doublespeak.

436
00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:17,294
You know, borderline this,
bipolar that.

437
00:19:17,328 --> 00:19:19,088
Then I just check out.

438
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:23,610
Yeah, I can'’t afford a Joan.

439
00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:26,993
Oh, well, see, now, that'’s
where you'’re gonna help me.

440
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:28,960
I promised Neville
I would go every week.

441
00:19:28,995 --> 00:19:32,101
So, if I skip one,
I go play the slots,

442
00:19:32,136 --> 00:19:33,793
and then you take that one.

443
00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:35,346
How is that ethical?

444
00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:37,935
Oh, no. Oh, so now
you'’re all about the rules?

445
00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:42,940
Okay. I will go see Joan.
Thank you.

446
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,839
[sighs] I still don'’t know
if I'’m cut out for this though.

447
00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:48,152
Well, first, just take a break
from the clinic.

448
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,258
But believe me, you are.

449
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,777
Even a life coach can recognize

450
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,365
a fellow healer
when she sees one.

451
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,884
-Aw.
-[Jackie laughs]

452
00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:58,438
-[knocks on door]
-It'’s okay to come in?

453
00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:01,269
Yeah. I'’m sorry about yesterday.

454
00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:02,546
It'’s okay.

455
00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:05,583
I'’ve been thinking.

456
00:20:06,929 --> 00:20:10,726
[sighs] Pilots talk
to other pilots

457
00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:12,763
when they'’ve had really
bad experiences in the air.

458
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:14,834
And I thought that maybe--

459
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:18,493
maybe you could talk to me about
all the terrible stuff

460
00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:20,184
you'’re dealing with.

461
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,704
You know what?
That'’s a great idea.

462
00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:23,670
Yeah.

463
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:24,740
Yeah.

464
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:31,471
I love you, okay?
I can handle this.

465
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,026
Okay.

466
00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:37,891
Uh...

467
00:20:37,926 --> 00:20:40,273
so there'’s this woman, Marsha,

468
00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:44,277
and she adopted
three beautiful kids,

469
00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:47,315
but she got hooked on opioids.

470
00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:52,596
[Tyler crying]

471
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,845
Ben'’s mother
and father worked here

472
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,296
for 50 years.

473
00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:05,540
You can almost see Ben
as a little boy

474
00:21:05,574 --> 00:21:07,611
running around
with his tiny little beard.

475
00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:11,580
Family business. It'’s rough.
A lot of memories.

476
00:21:11,615 --> 00:21:12,857
Don'’t get emotional.

477
00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:14,825
I'’m not.
It'’s not even my family.

478
00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:18,518
It'’s just the... [sniffles]

479
00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:21,314
...burnt-out memories
of somebody else'’s dream

480
00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:25,111
that they worked so hard for
their whole entire life.

481
00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:26,526
I feel nothing.

482
00:21:28,528 --> 00:21:29,529
[baby giggles]