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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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This is so much better
than waiting tables.
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You don't have to concentrate.
Your mind can wander anywhere.
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I just got back from Hawaii.
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I just got back from hell.
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Oh, wait, I'm still here.
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Oh, check it out.
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It's so cool that people
pass things to each other
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along the line.
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Yeah, especially during a pandemic.
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It's like a lazy river of disease.
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Oh, it's a birthday card for Nicole.
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She's 68.
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That is so Nicole.
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Who the hell is Nicole?
And how do you know these people?
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We've been here like three days.
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I'm getting to know these people
because I eat lunch with them
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and I don't sit in my car alone
blasting NPR
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like "Fresh Air" is gangsta rap.
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I'm sorry if I need
a little mental stimulation.
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I can't shut my mind off,
like everybody else here can.
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That is so you.
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You assume these people are stupid,
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when you won't even bother
to get to know them.
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Uh, Nicole's card has a mountain lion
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dressed in a business suit,
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and it says, "You can't fool us.
You're still a cougar."
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I think I know
all I need to know about Nicole.
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Here.
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Stuff your bitter hole with this.
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It's probably sugar-free
because of Nicole's diabetes.
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Ooh, diabetic cougar cake
from a stranger?
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Hard pass.
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3x03
Plastics, Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette
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Okay, that's an E7.
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It hurts to press the strings.
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It'll hurt till you build up
your calluses.
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It's, uh, unpleasant,
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but if you stick with it,
it gets better,
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like whiskey or sex.
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So, uh, why'd you get the itch
to play again?
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Eh, there's this guy I'm dating online.
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Just want to work out some feelings.
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Yeah.
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Relationships during COVID
can be pretty tough.
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I mean, I like
being here with your grandpa,
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but when I mentioned
that I'd go home at some point,
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he got a little butt-hurt.
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At least he wants to be with you.
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I don't think my guy
will ever commit to me.
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You know, until he gets a divorce.
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Trust me, they never get divorced.
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And if they do,
they're not as hot anymore.
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You didn't even flinch
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when I told you
I was dating a married guy.
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Well, you're 18.
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You're old enough
to make your own choices
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that will cripple you
for the rest of your life.
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Here, give it to me.
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I'll... I'll show you the chords.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Oh, is there a cover charge?
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'Cause I really just came in
to use the bathroom.
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We're just, uh,
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working on a blues progression.
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I'll be with you in a sec.
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Oh. Chuck called.
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And he can't make
that poker game tomorrow night.
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Damn it!
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I'm sick of this here COVID.
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I got nowhere to go.
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♪ My friends don't play poker ♪
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♪ And I can't take their dough ♪
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You wanna talk about it?
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Uh... supposed to play poker
tomorrow night...
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you know, the first time
since all this happened.
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Everybody canceled.
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They've all got "underlying conditions,"
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and they're afraid to die.
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Well, if you're missing poker that bad,
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we have enough people in the
house to put a game together.
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When you say "people in the house,"
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does that mean you're planning
on staying here tonight?
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Yes, Dan. I'll be here.
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And I told you I'll give you
plenty of notice
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before I go home.
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Just asking.
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So, what about the game?
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I don't know.
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Half the fun of poker
is trash-talking each other.
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If I tell you you don't have any balls,
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it's just true.
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You could say, "What line were you in
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when they were passing out the ovaries?"
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All right!
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If I can make fun of lady parts,
I guess that'd be okay.
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I don't know all the names.
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Oh, what's that thing
that looks like antlers?
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♪ Fallopian tubes ♪
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Hey, Beck. I picked you up
some of those teething biscuits
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Beverly Rose likes.
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Oh, thank God.
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She's got two teeth now,
so she's chomping on everything.
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The other day,
she almost took off a nipple.
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I guess that's why God gave us two.
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Well, how are things at The Lunch Box?
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Is business picking up at all?
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I've been doing a lot of deliveries.
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People are too scared to come in.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, since I've been
working for Instacart,
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I've been picking up stuff
for a few restaurants.
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You know, they don't want to buy
in bulk 'cause they're waiting
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for their customers to be able
to taste and smell again.
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Yeah. I get it.
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I'm... My place
is just barely hanging on.
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Well, you know The Lanford Lotus?
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They're in real trouble.
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Oh, really?
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'Cause that's the last
Thai restaurant in town.
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Mm-hmm, and if they go out,
there's no place left
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for the white people
to get their pad Thai.
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Oh, well, the menu's
like a jungle to them.
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They're afraid if they get too far in,
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they'll never find their way
back from pad see yew.
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Was your soul-sucking job
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as sucky as mine today?
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Anyone brutalize you
for picking unripe bananas?
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Hey. Hey.
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I'm not one of those lazy shoppers
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who just grabs a bunch, okay?
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I go banana by banana,
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and then I re-tape them at the top.
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You used to be so interesting.
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Eh, I was just faking it
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till I could get my hands
on all of this.
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You know...
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if you just tried to get
to know the people,
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it might not be such a miserable job.
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Uh, yeah, Becky said
the same thing, and I tried it.
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When I was punching out,
there was a woman hovering nearby,
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so I said, "Nice top."
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Then she told me where she got it,
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how it was mismarked, and then
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how she made the cashier
honor the mismarked tag.
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And I started to feel like
that guy on the news
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that hacked his arm off just
to get away from that boulder.
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Come on!
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You... You just got to
make the best of it.
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I mean, how painful is it
to just be friendly?
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Boy, you don't know me at all.
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When are they gonna be done paving
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so we can use the parking lot again?
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Yeah.
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Little Miss NPR
has no place to eat her lunch.
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Oh, my God. Look at that! It's perfect!
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- I know. Looks just like her, right?
- Oh, totally.
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It's kinda nice that Louise has been
riding out this pandemic with you.
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Oh, it's been amazing.
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But she's already making noises
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about wanting to go back to her place.
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I thought for sure
she'd want to stay here.
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Has anybody that's lived here
ever wanted to stay?
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They all come back.
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But they have to be impoverished,
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with absolutely no options.
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It's about time!
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I'll see your 50
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and raise you a buck.
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You're going down, old man.
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Look me in the eyes, Becky.
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Why? So you can read my mind?
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No.
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So that you can see the hurt
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when you take the last couple dollars
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your frail, hobbling father
needs for heart medicine.
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Get ready to have a heart attack, Pops.
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I'll call the ambulance.
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Damn, you're cold.
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I still think you're lying.
Raise it a buck.
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So it's to me?
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Look me in the eyes, DJ.
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I don't want to kill Dad. I'm out.
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Would anyone like a stylish face mask?
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Only $3.
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Hey! Did you make this one
out of my Led Zeppelin T-shirt?
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It's a very soft, breathable fabric.
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I would have used your underwear,
but they had holes in them.
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Uh, yeah, I-I think I'll take one.
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You know, Louise, uh,
if you stay in our bubble,
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you won't even need a mask.
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You know, DJ, I am happy
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to have been quaran-teaming
with you guys,
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but I'm an independent person,
and, uh, I like to be somewhere
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where the dead skin on the loofah
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and those weird hairs
on the soap are mine.
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You're an hour late. Deal her in.
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Yeah, I was busy
making you all something
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that I want to test out
at The Lunch Box.
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- What is it?
- Pad Thai.
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Thinking about doing a special,
two for $4.
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People can get perfectly good Thai food
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from The Lanford Lotus.
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Why would we serve it?
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Don't need a reason.
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Last time I checked, this is America,
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the great melting pot, Becky!
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Raise it a buck.
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Mnh-mnh.
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All right.
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I'll see you that buck
and raise it 15 bucks.
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- Whoa.
- Whoo!
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You can tell the players without kids
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just by the raises.
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I'm out.
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Yeah, think I better fold.
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What line were you in when they
were passing out the ovaries?
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Thought you were the badass
in the family.
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Might be bluffing.
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Okay.
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I'll see you.
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Full boat. Kings over twos.
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That was kind of psycho.
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Can I have my 20 back?
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No way!
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You want to be treated like a grown-up,
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you gotta take it in the shorts
like a grown-up.
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Are you kidding me?
I worked hard for that money.
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We all work hard for the money,
Donna Summer.
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Next time you'll be more careful.
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So, what? You're teaching me a lesson?
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I don't need that from you.
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You're not even family.
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If she wants to leave,
the sooner the better.
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Ooh. Wow. That was fantastic.
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Now we should go down to
the 7-Eleven, and you can hit
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that penny tray they have
for the children's hospital.
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Look, I-I wasn't trying to be mean.
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I was just playing the game.
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I'm gonna go talk to her.
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That'll only make it worse.
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It'll blow over on its own.
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Well, we were getting along so great!
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This is your first fight
with a teenager.
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It's kind of like stepping on a cobra
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and then trying to give it a hug
to say you're sorry.
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I guess.
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What do you think, Jackie?
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I think if we're taking the kids' money,
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let's get Mary back in here.
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She's got $11 in that fake
dog food can in her closet.
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I was a little short last week.
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I replaced it.
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You've been out here a long time.
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You want a sweater or something?
257
00:11:27,742 --> 00:11:28,942
No, thanks.
258
00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:31,612
Did you have a crappy day, too?
259
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,714
Wasn't my best.
260
00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:35,449
Why? What happened to you?
261
00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,985
Online school is so frustrating.
262
00:11:38,019 --> 00:11:40,587
There's glitches, and kids'
computers aren't working,
263
00:11:40,622 --> 00:11:42,423
and their parents
are trying to fix them.
264
00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:43,924
One mom had a breakdown.
265
00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:48,762
She was drunk, screaming out,
"Algebra is useless!"
266
00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,230
See, when it comes to your education,
267
00:11:50,265 --> 00:11:53,634
aren't you glad I'm totally checked out?
268
00:11:53,668 --> 00:11:55,569
What happened to you?
269
00:11:55,603 --> 00:11:57,604
Someone at work put up a cartoon
270
00:11:57,639 --> 00:11:59,406
of me dressed as Marie Antoinette
271
00:11:59,441 --> 00:12:01,909
because I didn't eat
a piece of birthday cake.
272
00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:03,877
They think I'm acting like
I'm above them,
273
00:12:03,912 --> 00:12:07,748
which is impossible, because
I barely even speak to them.
274
00:12:10,885 --> 00:12:12,920
What? Do you think I come off as a snob?
275
00:12:12,987 --> 00:12:17,324
It's possible that some people could...
276
00:12:17,358 --> 00:12:20,627
interpret you that way.
277
00:12:20,662 --> 00:12:21,628
Really?
278
00:12:21,663 --> 00:12:23,063
Why don't you speak to them?
279
00:12:23,131 --> 00:12:25,332
Well, because we have nothing in common.
280
00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:27,668
Because...?
281
00:12:27,736 --> 00:12:30,804
Because they've lived
different lives than I have.
282
00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:35,275
And their lives are...?
283
00:12:35,343 --> 00:12:37,678
Different. I said different.
284
00:12:37,712 --> 00:12:40,280
A-All right, fine.
I come off as a classist snob.
285
00:12:40,315 --> 00:12:42,416
I will have lunch with them tomorrow.
286
00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:43,450
Good luck.
287
00:12:43,485 --> 00:12:44,651
And remember,
288
00:12:44,719 --> 00:12:47,488
a stranger is just
a friend you haven't met yet.
289
00:12:47,522 --> 00:12:49,323
See, this is why you get bullied, Mark.
290
00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:53,761
Hi.
291
00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:57,531
I'm Darlene, Becky's sister.
292
00:12:57,565 --> 00:13:00,768
Well, now I can't hide that anymore.
293
00:13:00,802 --> 00:13:02,903
So, you're not eating lunch
in the bathroom?
294
00:13:02,937 --> 00:13:05,806
Was stall number two reserved
for another diner?
295
00:13:08,877 --> 00:13:10,577
I look really weird when I eat,
296
00:13:10,612 --> 00:13:12,379
so I don't like people watching me.
297
00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:16,316
And bonus, there's a roll of
napkins right there next to you.
298
00:13:16,384 --> 00:13:17,785
Okay if I sit with you?
299
00:13:17,819 --> 00:13:19,453
It's a free country.
300
00:13:19,487 --> 00:13:22,890
Uh, guess you guys know that I saw this.
301
00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:25,359
Oh. That was the intent when I drew it.
302
00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:30,531
Look, if I gave the impression
303
00:13:30,565 --> 00:13:32,766
that I think that I'm better
than you guys, I don't.
304
00:13:32,801 --> 00:13:34,701
I mean, our mom worked here.
305
00:13:34,736 --> 00:13:36,904
I know. I worked with your mom.
306
00:13:36,938 --> 00:13:39,573
She was friendly to everybody.
307
00:13:39,607 --> 00:13:41,642
Let's assume we're talking
about the same person.
308
00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:42,476
Go on.
309
00:13:43,778 --> 00:13:46,313
Yeah, she was a badass.
310
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,215
But at least she didn't walk around here
311
00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:51,552
like a prissy little bitch.
312
00:13:51,619 --> 00:13:54,855
Look, I know that I come off as aloof.
313
00:13:54,889 --> 00:13:58,892
It's just, you know,
this isn't exactly my dream job.
314
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,327
Well, it wasn't your mom's, either,
315
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,764
but she never acted like
it was beneath her.
316
00:14:03,798 --> 00:14:04,765
Yeah.
317
00:14:04,799 --> 00:14:07,835
If she saw you hiding in a bathroom,
318
00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:11,405
turning your nose up on
a perfectly good birthday cake,
319
00:14:11,439 --> 00:14:13,340
she'd be ashamed of you!
320
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,242
Hey, she wouldn't be ashamed of me.
321
00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:19,046
She might have given me crap
for being disrespectful to cake,
322
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,449
but she always told me that she
wanted me to have a better life.
323
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:25,786
My mom worked the line
so that I wouldn't have to.
324
00:14:25,854 --> 00:14:28,922
But she worked here
to put food on your table.
325
00:14:28,957 --> 00:14:31,558
You don't like the job?
Turn around and quit.
326
00:14:31,593 --> 00:14:34,728
There's lines of people outside
waiting to take your place.
327
00:14:34,762 --> 00:14:36,063
Okay, you know what?
328
00:14:36,097 --> 00:14:38,198
I-I don't need a lecture from you.
329
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,100
You don't know anything about me.
330
00:14:40,134 --> 00:14:41,802
I gave up something I love
to take this job.
331
00:14:41,836 --> 00:14:44,037
I don't have to pretend
that I like it, too.
332
00:14:44,105 --> 00:14:45,305
And you know what?
333
00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:46,473
I'm keeping this.
334
00:14:46,507 --> 00:14:48,265
Even though it's hateful
and mean-spirited,
335
00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:50,258
I like it because you gave me boobs.
336
00:14:57,343 --> 00:15:01,113
You know, drinking alone
is a sign of a serious problem.
337
00:15:01,162 --> 00:15:04,061
If I have one with you, that
means you're perfectly fine.
338
00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:08,638
This thing with Harris
is really bothering me.
339
00:15:08,663 --> 00:15:11,538
And I'm telling you she'll get over it.
340
00:15:11,572 --> 00:15:13,624
I wouldn't take it too seriously.
341
00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:14,956
I have to.
342
00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:16,657
If I want to have a relationship
343
00:15:16,692 --> 00:15:18,292
with your kids and your grandkids
344
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,028
for the rest of my life,
I want it to be a good one.
345
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,631
Wow.
346
00:15:23,665 --> 00:15:24,699
What?
347
00:15:24,766 --> 00:15:27,068
You said "the rest of your life."
348
00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:28,636
Is that a problem?
349
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,571
After you said you wanted
to keep your apartment,
350
00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:33,574
I didn't think "the rest
of your life" was an option.
351
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:36,877
How can you be so stupid
and still survive?
352
00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:40,448
Kind words from the people I love.
353
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,986
Look, in case you haven't noticed,
354
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:46,954
I'm a lot.
355
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:50,124
And sometimes I want to do
things the way I want to do them
356
00:15:50,192 --> 00:15:52,660
without worrying about anyone else.
357
00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:54,395
I don't know. Maybe I'm old-school,
358
00:15:54,463 --> 00:15:57,298
but I-I figure
if you want to be with someone,
359
00:15:57,366 --> 00:16:00,268
you want to be with them all the time.
360
00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:04,005
Look, me wanting to keep my own place
361
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:07,341
isn't about leaving you.
362
00:16:07,376 --> 00:16:10,978
It's about me telling you what I need
363
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,648
so I never have to leave you.
364
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,683
Never?
365
00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:18,686
Give me some space, woman.
You're suffocating me.
366
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,158
Hey.
367
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,459
How'd it go at work?
368
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,861
Uh, perfect.
369
00:16:26,895 --> 00:16:29,764
I apologized for being distant,
they tore me a new one,
370
00:16:29,798 --> 00:16:33,100
and I had my lunch
in the bathroom again.
371
00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:34,201
I'm sorry.
372
00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:36,137
Maybe you should find a job
where you're alone,
373
00:16:36,171 --> 00:16:37,672
like a toll booth operator,
374
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:41,208
or maybe there's a lighthouse
around here somewhere.
375
00:16:41,243 --> 00:16:43,010
Was school any better today?
376
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,179
Not really, but it doesn't matter.
377
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:48,015
I've decided
that school's not everything.
378
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,084
I'm gonna learn from life.
379
00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:53,254
I'm thinking of taking a gap year.
380
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:55,890
Yeah, you can't do that
in middle school.
381
00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:57,858
What's up?
382
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,060
Okay.
383
00:16:59,094 --> 00:17:00,928
You know those kids
I was telling you about
384
00:17:00,962 --> 00:17:03,664
who were having trouble
with their computers?
385
00:17:03,699 --> 00:17:05,533
That's mostly me.
386
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,436
My computer is so old,
it keeps freezing up,
387
00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:12,139
and I'm missing half of what's going on.
388
00:17:12,174 --> 00:17:15,176
Okay, well,
we'll get you a new computer.
389
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:18,079
But I don't want to make you
stay at that place.
390
00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:19,513
You hate that job.
391
00:17:21,116 --> 00:17:22,183
Well, you know what?
392
00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:24,552
Um, I hate that job a whole lot less
393
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,654
knowing I can get you a computer.
394
00:17:26,688 --> 00:17:28,089
This is the first time in a long time
395
00:17:28,156 --> 00:17:30,024
that you kids
have asked me for something
396
00:17:30,058 --> 00:17:31,592
and I didn't have to say no.
397
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,094
Really? I can get one?
398
00:17:33,128 --> 00:17:35,096
Yeah. Go crazy.
399
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,832
But if you recognize the brand
name, it's too expensive.
400
00:17:37,866 --> 00:17:39,867
Oh. You know who has good ones?
401
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,035
Rite Aid.
402
00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:46,173
How about another lesson?
403
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:48,709
I can't afford another lesson.
I was mugged.
404
00:17:52,681 --> 00:17:54,782
I treated you like an adult.
405
00:17:54,816 --> 00:17:56,517
I thought that's what you wanted.
406
00:17:56,551 --> 00:18:00,221
When I was your age,
I couldn't wait to be an adult,
407
00:18:00,255 --> 00:18:03,224
even if I had to take my lumps
once in a while.
408
00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:06,293
Yeah, well, you didn't turn 18
during a pandemic.
409
00:18:06,328 --> 00:18:08,262
What's my future going to be like?
410
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,464
There's no jobs. Everything's on fire.
411
00:18:10,499 --> 00:18:13,300
People are getting shot in the streets.
412
00:18:13,335 --> 00:18:15,636
Okay. You're screwed.
413
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:17,304
Thank you.
414
00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:19,774
Look, I never had kids.
415
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:23,110
I didn't realize
it was bad to steal from them.
416
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,148
Just thinking about what
your generation's going through
417
00:18:27,182 --> 00:18:29,250
stresses me out,
and I want to smoke a joint.
418
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,620
Well, hey, don't stop treating
me like an adult now.
419
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,954
Share.
420
00:18:34,022 --> 00:18:36,157
Oh. All right.
421
00:18:36,191 --> 00:18:37,525
I'll give you a choice.
422
00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:39,427
Kid or adult?
423
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,896
You want to take back this 20 bucks
424
00:18:41,963 --> 00:18:43,164
or have a half a joint?
425
00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:46,667
Take the 20 so I can buy a joint
that I don't have to share.
426
00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,202
Mama didn't raise no fool.
427
00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:57,745
Uh, I thought I should pay you
for that drawing,
428
00:18:57,779 --> 00:19:00,781
so I hope you'll accept
a birthday cupcake.
429
00:19:00,816 --> 00:19:03,317
Is it sugar? Because that will kill me.
430
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:06,320
No, but I thought about it.
431
00:19:08,223 --> 00:19:09,256
Happy birthday.
432
00:19:11,159 --> 00:19:12,359
Sorry about yesterday.
433
00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:13,627
Um, you were right.
434
00:19:13,662 --> 00:19:16,096
I was being a condescending little jerk.
435
00:19:16,164 --> 00:19:18,399
I believe she said
"prissy little bitch."
436
00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:21,135
Yeah.
437
00:19:21,169 --> 00:19:24,438
Uh, I got home, you know,
and my kid needed something,
438
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,207
and I realized that with this job,
439
00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:29,009
I'm lucky enough to be able
to get it for him.
440
00:19:29,077 --> 00:19:30,845
That's way more important
than being a writer.
441
00:19:32,013 --> 00:19:34,548
I have to tell you something.
442
00:19:34,616 --> 00:19:37,351
I remember when you were born.
443
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,488
Your mother told me
that you were gonna be special.
444
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,424
What did she say about me?
445
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,495
You want me to make something up?
446
00:19:50,599 --> 00:19:53,501
Well, clearly, my mom
was wrong about me.
447
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,035
No.
448
00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:57,338
That's up to you.
449
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,874
If you want to do something creative,
450
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:03,477
go home and do it after you
pay your bills every night,
451
00:20:03,545 --> 00:20:05,513
like I do.
452
00:20:05,547 --> 00:20:07,414
You don't stop being an artist
453
00:20:07,449 --> 00:20:10,384
just because it's not your job anymore.
454
00:20:10,452 --> 00:20:11,852
That is so true.
455
00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:13,554
It's the same thing with drinking.
456
00:20:13,622 --> 00:20:17,024
I'm still an alcoholic, but
it's just not my job anymore.
457
00:20:17,058 --> 00:20:19,994
But just so you know,
I was really good at it.
458
00:20:21,129 --> 00:20:24,064
Your mother did tell me
you liked the bottle.
459
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,436
I'm sorry about yesterday.
460
00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:31,605
When Wellman closed, it broke my heart,
461
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,574
and when it reopened,
462
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,310
I could see Gabriel
waiting for me at the gates.
463
00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:38,445
Yeah.
464
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,282
Having a job these days is
a little like heaven, isn't it?
465
00:20:41,349 --> 00:20:44,285
No, Gabriel my son.
He got a job here, too.
466
00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:46,453
Gabriel! Say hello.
467
00:20:46,488 --> 00:20:47,655
Hello.
468
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,509
I just figured it out.
469
00:20:53,579 --> 00:20:55,329
You're trying to put The Lanford Lotus
470
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,766
out of business, aren't you?
471
00:20:56,829 --> 00:20:58,457
That is not true,
472
00:20:58,517 --> 00:21:01,513
and anybody who says it is
is a damn liar!
473
00:21:02,723 --> 00:21:06,130
Well, the Korean nuns
who run the Asian food market
474
00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:08,169
told me that they have video
475
00:21:08,194 --> 00:21:11,663
of an insane woman
with gray roots on a bicycle
476
00:21:11,697 --> 00:21:14,332
buying up all the Thai stuff.
477
00:21:14,388 --> 00:21:16,622
Look, this is a business,
478
00:21:16,657 --> 00:21:19,392
and once I'm done with the Lotus,
479
00:21:19,426 --> 00:21:21,794
I'm thinking about doing
a one-buck schnitzel
480
00:21:21,829 --> 00:21:25,331
to take out Einen Biergarten!