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♪♪
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This is so much better
than waiting tables.
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You don't have to concentrate.
Your mind can wander anywhere.
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I just got back from Hawaii.
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I just got back from hell.
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Oh, wait, I'm still here.
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Oh, check it out.
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It's so cool that people
pass things to each other
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along the line.
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Yeah, especially
during a pandemic.
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It's like a lazy river
of disease.
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Oh, it's a birthday card
for Nicole.
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She's 68.
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[ Laughs ]
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That is so Nicole.
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Who the hell is Nicole? And
how do you know these people?
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We've been here
like three days.
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I'm getting to know these people
because I eat lunch with them
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and I don't sit in my car alone
blasting NPR
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like "Fresh Air"
is gangsta rap.
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I'm sorry if I need
a little mental stimulation.
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I can't shut my mind off,
like everybody else here can.
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That is so you.
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You assume these people
are stupid,
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when you won't even bother
to get to know them.
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Uh, Nicole's card
has a mountain lion
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dressed in a business suit,
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and it says, "You can't fool us.
You're still a cougar."
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I think I know
all I need to know about Nicole.
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Here.
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Stuff your bitter hole
with this.
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It's probably sugar‐free
because of Nicole's diabetes.
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Ooh, diabetic cougar cake
from a stranger?
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Hard pass.
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♪♪
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Okay, that's an E7.
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[ Chord plays ]
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It hurts
to press the strings.
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It'll hurt till you build up
your calluses.
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It's, uh, unpleasant,
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but if you stick with it,
it gets better,
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like whiskey or sex.
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So, uh, why'd you get the itch
to play again?
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Eh, there's this guy
I'm dating online.
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Just want to work out
some feelings.
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Yeah.
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Relationships during COVID
can be pretty tough.
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I mean, I like
being here with your grandpa,
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but when I mentioned
that I'd go home at some point,
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he got a little butt‐hurt.
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At least he wants
to be with you.
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I don't think my guy
will ever commit to me.
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[ Chord plays softly ]
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You know,
until he gets a divorce.
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Trust me,
they never get divorced.
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And if they do,
they're not as hot anymore.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You didn't even flinch
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when I told you
I was dating a married guy.
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Well, you're 18.
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You're old enough
to make your own choices
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that will cripple you
for the rest of your life.
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[ Chuckles ]
Here, give it to me.
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I'll ‐‐ I'll show you
the chords.
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[ Grunts ]
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Okay.
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[ Strumming rhythmically ]
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Hey.
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, is there
a cover charge?
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'Cause I really just came in
to use the bathroom.
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[ Laughs ]
We're just, uh,
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working on
a blues progression.
[ Harmonica plays ]
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I'll be with you in a sec.
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Oh. Chuck called.
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And he can't make
that poker game tomorrow night.
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Damn it!
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[ Blues riff plays ]
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I'm sick
of this here COVID.
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[ Blues riff plays ]
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I got nowhere to go.
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[ Blues riff plays ]
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♪ My friends
don't play poker ♪
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♪ And I can't take
their dough ♪
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[ Blues riff plays ]
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You wanna talk about it?
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[ Harmonica honking ]
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Uh...supposed to play poker
tomorrow night ‐‐
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you know, the first time
since all this happened.
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[ Sighs ]
Everybody canceled.
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They've all got
"underlying conditions,"
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and they're afraid to die.
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Well, if you're
missing poker that bad,
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we have enough people in the
house to put a game together.
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When you say
"people in the house,"
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does that mean you're planning
on staying here tonight?
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Yes, Dan. I'll be here.
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And I told you I'll give you
plenty of notice
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before I go home.
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Just asking.
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So, what about the game?
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I don't know.
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Half the fun of poker
is trash‐talking each other.
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If I tell you
you don't have any balls,
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it's just true.
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You could say,
"What line were you in
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when they were passing out
the ovaries?"
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Alright!
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If I can make fun of lady parts,
I guess that'd be okay.
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I don't know all the names.
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Oh, what's that thing
that looks like antlers?
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♪ Fallopian tubes ♪
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[ Guitar strums rhythmically ]
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Hey, Beck. I picked you up
some of those teething biscuits
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Beverly Rose likes.
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Oh, thank God.
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She's got two teeth now,
so she's chomping on everything.
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The other day,
she almost took off a nipple.
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I guess that's why
God gave us two.
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Well, how are things
at The Lunch Box?
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Is business
picking up at all?
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I've been doing
a lot of deliveries.
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People are too scared
to come in.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, since I've been
working for Instacart,
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I've been picking up stuff
for a few restaurants.
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You know, they don't want to buy
in bulk 'cause they're waiting
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for their customers to be able
to taste and smell again.
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Yeah. I get it.
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I'm ‐‐ My place
is just barely hanging on.
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Well, you know
The Lanford Lotus?
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They're in real trouble.
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Oh, really?
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'Cause that's the last
Thai restaurant in town.
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Mm‐hmm, and if they go out,
there's no place left
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for the white people
to get their pad Thai.
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Oh, well [Chuckles] the menu's
like a jungle to them.
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They're afraid
if they get too far in,
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they'll never find their way
back from pad see yew.
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Indistinct talking on TV ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Was your soul‐sucking job
as sucky as mine today?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Anyone brutalize you
for picking unripe bananas?
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[ Chuckling ] Hey. Hey.
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I'm not one of those
lazy shoppers
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who just grabs
a bunch, okay?
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I go banana by banana,
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and then I re‐tape them
at the top.
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You used to be
so interesting.
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[ Laughs ]
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Eh, I was just faking it
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till I could get my hands
on all of this.
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You know
[Clears throat]
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if you just tried to get
to know the people,
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it might not be
such a miserable job.
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Uh, yeah, Becky said
the same thing, and I tried it.
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When I was punching out, there
was a woman hovering nearby,
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so I said, "Nice top."
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Then she told me
where she got it,
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how it was mismarked,
and then
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how she made the cashier
honor the mismarked tag.
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And I started to feel like
that guy on the news
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that hacked his arm off just
to get away from that boulder.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Come on!
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You ‐‐ You just got to
make the best of it.
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I mean, how painful is it
to just be friendly?
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Boy, you don't know me
at all.
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♪♪
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Woman: When are they
gonna be done paving
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so we can use
the parking lot again?
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Yeah.
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Little Miss NPR
has no place to eat her lunch.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Oh, my God. Look at that!
It's perfect!
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I know.
Looks just like her, right?
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Oh, totally.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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It's kinda nice that
Louise has been riding out
this pandemic with you.
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Oh, it's been amazing.
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But she's already
making noises
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about wanting to go back
to her place.
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I thought for sure
she'd want to stay here.
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Has anybody that's lived here
ever wanted to stay?
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They all come back.
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But they have to be
impoverished,
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with absolutely
no options.
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[ Door closes ]
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It's about time!
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I'll see your 50
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and raise you a buck.
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You're going down, old man.
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Look me
in the eyes, Becky.
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Why?
So you can read my mind?
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No.
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So that you can
see the hurt
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when you take
the last couple dollars
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your frail, hobbling father
needs for heart medicine.
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Get ready to have
a heart attack, Pops.
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I'll call the ambulance.
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Damn, you're cold.
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I still think you're lying.
Raise it a buck.
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So it's to me?
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Look me in the eyes, DJ.
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I don't want to kill Dad.
I'm out.
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Would anyone like
a stylish face mask?
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Only $3.
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Hey! Did you make this one
out of my Led Zeppelin T‐shirt?
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It's a very soft,
breathable fabric.
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I would have used
your underwear, but they
had holes in them.
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Uh, yeah,
I‐I think I'll take one.
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You know, Louise, uh,
if you stay in our bubble,
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you won't even need a mask.
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[ Sighs, chuckles ]
You know, DJ, I am happy
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to have been quaran‐teaming
with you guys,
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but I'm an independent person,
and, uh, I like to be somewhere
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where the dead skin
on the loofah
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and those weird hairs
on the soap are mine.
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You're an hour late.
Deal her in.
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Yeah, I was busy
making you all something
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that I want to test out
at The Lunch Box.
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What is it?
Pad Thai.
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Thinking about doing a special,
two for $4.
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People can get
perfectly good Thai food
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from The Lanford Lotus.
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Why would we serve it?
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Don't need a reason.
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Last time I checked,
this is America,
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the great melting pot,
Becky!
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Raise it a buck.
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Mnh‐mnh.
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Alright.
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I'll see you that buck
and raise it 15 bucks.
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‐Whoa.
‐Whoo!
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You can tell
the players without kids
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just by the raises.
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I'm out.
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Yeah, think I better fold.
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What line were you in when they
were passing out the ovaries?
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Thought you were the badass
in the family.
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Might be bluffing.
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Okay.
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I'll see you.
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Full boat.
Kings over twos.
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That was kind of psycho.
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Can I have my 20 back?
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No way!
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You want to be treated
like a grown‐up,
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you gotta take it in the shorts
like a grown‐up.
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Are you kidding me?
I worked hard for that money.
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We all work hard for the money,
Donna Summer.
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Next time
you'll be more careful.
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So, what?
You're teaching me a lesson?
255
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,667
I don't need that from you.
256
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,293
You're not even family.
257
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,046
If she wants to leave,
the sooner the better.
258
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:35,218
Ooh. Wow.
That was fantastic.
259
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,178
Now we should go down to
the 7‐Eleven, and you can hit
260
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,473
that penny tray they have
for the children's hospital.
261
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,016
Look, I‐I wasn't
trying to be mean.
262
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,935
I was just
playing the game.
263
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,646
I'm gonna go talk to her.
264
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,565
That'll only
make it worse.
265
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,317
It'll blow over on its own.
266
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,361
Well, we were
getting along so great!
267
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,364
This is your first fight
with a teenager.
268
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,616
It's kind of like
stepping on a cobra
269
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,994
and then trying to give it a hug
to say you're sorry.
270
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,414
I guess.
271
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,707
What do you think, Jackie?
272
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,625
I think if we're
taking the kids' money,
273
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,127
let's get Mary back in here.
274
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:12,338
She's got $11 in that fake
dog food can in her closet.
275
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,384
I was a little short
last week.
276
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,012
I replaced it.
277
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,348
♪♪
278
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,975
[ Door opens ]
279
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,311
You've been out here
a long time.
280
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,729
You want a sweater
or something?
281
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,230
No, thanks.
282
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,691
Did you have
a crappy day, too?
283
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,068
Wasn't my best.
284
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,820
Why?
What happened to you?
285
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,573
Online school
is so frustrating.
286
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,950
There's glitches, and kids'
computers aren't working,
287
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,744
and their parents
are trying to fix them.
288
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,537
One mom had a breakdown.
289
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:49,125
She was drunk, screaming out,
"Algebra is useless!"
290
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,543
See, when it comes
to your education,
291
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,922
aren't you glad
I'm totally checked out?
292
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,840
What happened to you?
293
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,884
Someone at work
put up a cartoon
294
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,719
of me dressed
as Marie Antoinette
295
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,472
because I didn't eat
a piece of birthday cake.
296
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,432
They think I'm acting like
I'm above them,
297
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,769
which is impossible, because
I barely even speak to them.
298
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,274
What? Do you think
I come off as a snob?
299
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:17,695
It's possible
that some people could...
300
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,698
interpret you that way.
301
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,991
Really?
302
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,409
Why don't you
speak to them?
303
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,703
Well, because we have
nothing in common.
304
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,289
Because...?
305
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,084
Because they've lived
different lives than I have.
306
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,588
And their lives are...?
307
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,966
Different.
I said different.
308
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,593
A‐Alright, fine.
I come off as a classist snob.
309
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,512
I will have lunch
with them tomorrow.
310
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,513
Good luck.
311
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,014
And remember,
312
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,809
a stranger is just
a friend you haven't met yet.
313
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,352
See, this is why
you get bullied, Mark.
314
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,772
♪♪
315
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,065
Hi.
316
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,902
I'm Darlene,
Becky's sister.
317
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,281
Well, now I can't
hide that anymore.
318
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,241
So, you're not eating lunch
in the bathroom?
319
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,868
Was stall number two reserved
for another diner?
320
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:09,163
[ Laughter ]
321
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,915
I look really weird
when I eat,
322
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,750
so I don't like
people watching me.
323
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,671
And bonus, there's a roll of
napkins right there next to you.
324
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,131
Okay if I sit with you?
325
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,799
It's a free country.
326
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,261
Uh, guess you guys know
that I saw this.
327
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,722
Oh. That was the intent
when I drew it.
328
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,308
[ Laughter ]
329
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,852
Look, if I gave
the impression
330
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,062
that I think that I'm better
than you guys, I don't.
331
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,023
I mean,
our mom worked here.
332
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,275
I know.
I worked with your mom.
333
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,944
She was friendly
to everybody.
334
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,738
Let's assume we're talking
about the same person.
335
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,530
Go on.
336
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,659
Yeah, she was a badass.
337
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,578
But at least she didn't
walk around here
338
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,956
like a prissy little bitch.
339
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,460
Look, I know
that I come off as aloof.
340
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:59,255
It's just, you know,
this isn't exactly my dream job.
341
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,673
Well, it wasn't
your mom's, either,
342
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,843
but she never acted like
it was beneath her.
343
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,094
Yeah.
344
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:08,431
If she saw you
hiding in a bathroom,
345
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,726
turning your nose up on
a perfectly good birthday cake,
346
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,644
she'd be ashamed of you!
347
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,563
Hey, she wouldn't
be ashamed of me.
348
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:19,650
She might have given me crap
for being disrespectful to cake,
349
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,862
but she always told me that she
wanted me to have a better life.
350
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,199
My mom worked the line
so that I wouldn't have to.
351
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,285
But she worked here
to put food on your table.
352
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,954
You don't like the job?
Turn around and quit.
353
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,083
There's lines of people outside
waiting to take your place.
354
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,417
[ Chuckling ]
Okay, you know what?
355
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,544
I‐I don't need
a lecture from you.
356
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,421
You don't know
anything about me.
357
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,423
I gave up something I love
to take this job.
358
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,383
I don't have to pretend
that I like it, too.
359
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,635
And you know what?
360
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,844
I'm keeping this.
361
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,387
Even though it's hateful
and mean‐spirited,
362
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,389
I like it
because you gave me boobs.
363
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,772
♪♪
364
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:01,442
You know, drinking alone
is a sign of a serious problem.
365
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,195
If I have one with you, that
means you're perfectly fine.
366
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,366
This thing with Harris
is really bothering me.
367
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,534
[ Sighs ]
368
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,744
And I'm telling you
she'll get over it.
369
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,913
I wouldn't take it
too seriously.
370
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,206
I have to.
371
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,916
If I want
to have a relationship
372
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,543
with your kids
and your grandkids
373
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,962
for the rest of my life,
I want it to be a good one.
374
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,631
Wow.
375
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,924
What?
376
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,301
You said
"the rest of your life."
377
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,928
Is that a problem?
378
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,847
After you said you wanted
to keep your apartment,
379
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,808
I didn't think "the rest
of your life" was an option.
380
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,811
How can you be so stupid
and still survive?
381
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,439
Kind words
from the people I love.
382
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,986
Look, in case
you haven't noticed,
383
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,196
I'm a lot.
384
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,408
And sometimes I want to do
things the way I want to do them
385
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,910
without worrying
about anyone else.
386
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,662
I don't know.
Maybe I'm old‐school,
387
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,582
but I‐I figure
if you want to be with someone,
388
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,459
you want to be with them
all the time.
389
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:04,005
Look, me wanting
to keep my own place
390
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:07,592
isn't about leaving you.
391
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:11,220
It's about me
telling you what I need
392
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,598
so I never
have to leave you.
393
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,933
Never?
394
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,686
Give me some space, woman.
You're suffocating me.
395
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,646
[ Laughs ]
396
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,690
♪♪
397
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,150
Hey.
398
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,484
How'd it go at work?
399
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,153
Uh, perfect.
400
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,031
I apologized for being distant,
they tore me a new one,
401
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,117
and I had my lunch
in the bathroom again.
402
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,702
I'm sorry.
403
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,204
Maybe you should find a job
where you're alone,
404
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,997
like a toll booth operator,
405
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,292
or maybe there's a lighthouse
around here somewhere.
406
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,252
Was school
any better today?
407
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,463
Not really,
but it doesn't matter.
408
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,007
I've decided
that school's not everything.
409
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,092
I'm gonna learn from life.
410
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,262
I'm thinking
of taking a gap year.
411
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,848
Yeah, you can't do that
in middle school.
412
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,808
What's up?
413
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,310
Okay.
414
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,145
You know those kids
I was telling you about
415
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,898
who were having trouble
with their computers?
416
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,816
That's mostly me.
417
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,694
My computer is so old,
it keeps freezing up,
418
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,448
and I'm missing
half of what's going on.
419
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,493
Okay, well,
we'll get you a new computer.
420
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,162
But I don't want to make you
stay at that place.
421
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,538
You hate that job.
422
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,458
Well, you know what?
423
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,835
Um, I hate that job
a whole lot less
424
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,921
knowing I can get you
a computer.
425
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,381
This is the first time
in a long time
426
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,007
that you kids
have asked me for something
427
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,884
and I didn't
have to say no.
428
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,344
Really? I can get one?
429
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,346
Yeah. Go crazy.
430
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,057
But if you recognize the brand
name, it's too expensive.
431
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,850
Oh. You know
who has good ones?
432
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:40,977
Rite Aid.
433
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,482
How about
another lesson?
434
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,693
I can't afford another lesson.
I was mugged.
435
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,074
I treated you
like an adult.
436
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,826
I thought that's
what you wanted.
437
00:17:56,826 --> 00:18:00,538
When I was your age,
I couldn't wait to be an adult,
438
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:03,499
even if I had to take my lumps
once in a while.
439
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,335
Yeah, well, you didn't turn 18
during a pandemic.
440
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,254
What's my future
going to be like?
441
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,756
There's no jobs.
Everything's on fire.
442
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,342
People are getting shot
in the streets.
443
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,678
Okay. You're screwed.
444
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,305
Thank you.
445
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,057
[ Sighs ]
Look, I never had kids.
446
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,060
I didn't realize
it was bad to steal from them.
447
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,440
Just thinking about what
your generation's going through
448
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,275
stresses me out,
and I want to smoke a joint.
449
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,695
Well, hey, don't stop treating
me like an adult now.
450
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,030
Share.
451
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,198
Oh. Alright.
452
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,575
I'll give you a choice.
453
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,744
Kid or adult?
454
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,954
You want to take back
this 20 bucks
455
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,706
or have a half a joint?
456
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,959
Take the 20 so I can buy a joint
that I don't have to share.
457
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,169
Mama didn't raise no fool.
458
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,884
♪♪
459
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:58,012
Uh, I thought I should pay you
for that drawing,
460
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,057
so I hope you'll accept
a birthday cupcake.
461
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,309
Is it sugar?
Because that will kill me.
462
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,604
No,
but I thought about it.
463
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,481
[ Chuckles ]
464
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,273
Happy birthday.
465
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,693
Sorry about yesterday.
466
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,903
Um, you were right.
467
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,405
I was being
a condescending little jerk.
468
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,407
I believe she said
"prissy little bitch."
469
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,452
Yeah.
470
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:24,789
Uh, I got home, you know,
and my kid needed something,
471
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,582
and I realized
that with this job,
472
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,335
I'm lucky enough to be able
to get it for him.
473
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,878
That's way more important
than being a writer.
474
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,882
I have to tell you
something.
475
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,635
I remember
when you were born.
476
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,513
Your mother told me
that you were gonna be special.
477
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,391
What did she say about me?
478
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,436
You want me
to make something up?
479
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,567
Well, clearly, my mom
was wrong about me.
480
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,111
No.
481
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,405
That's up to you.
482
00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,241
If you want to do
something creative,
483
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,828
go home and do it after you
pay your bills every night,
484
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,871
like I do.
485
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,790
You don't stop
being an artist
486
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,710
just because
it's not your job anymore.
487
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,169
That is so true.
488
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,879
It's the same thing
with drinking.
489
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:17,299
I'm still an alcoholic, but
it's just not my job anymore.
490
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,010
But just so you know,
I was really good at it.
491
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,056
Your mother did tell me
you liked the bottle.
492
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,729
I'm sorry
about yesterday.
493
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,981
When Wellman closed,
it broke my heart,
494
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,899
and when it reopened,
495
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,402
I could see Gabriel
waiting for me at the gates.
496
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,779
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
497
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,657
Having a job these days is
a little like heaven, isn't it?
498
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,368
No, Gabriel my son.
He got a job here, too.
499
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,579
Gabriel! Say hello.
500
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,747
Hello.
501
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,123
♪♪
502
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,669
I just figured it out.
503
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,337
You're trying to put
The Lanford Lotus
504
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,714
out of business,
aren't you?
505
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,591
[ Gasps ]
That is not true,
506
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,635
and anybody who says it is
is a damn liar!
507
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,223
Well, the Korean nuns
who run the Asian food market
508
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,517
told me
that they have video
509
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of an insane woman
with gray roots on a bicycle
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buying up
all the Thai stuff.
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Look, this is a business,
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and once I'm done
with the Lotus,
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I'm thinking about doing
a one‐buck schnitzel
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to take out
Einen Biergarten!