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‐Hey.
‐Mm.
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You know what would be fun?
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There's only three things
I find fun anymore.
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I'm already watching TV,
so that leaves beer and sex.
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Since we just got up,
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I'm assuming you're
talking about beer.
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And what the hell,
I'll have one!
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Actually, I was gonna suggest
a drive in the country.
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But I'm liking the sound
of a morning buzz.
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We were meant to be.
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Well, just so you know,
this is the last bag
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of chicken feed we'll be
getting from Dr. Neville.
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I think I finally scared him off
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by telling him all of
my life's horror stories.
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All your stories?
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Yes, Dan.
I told him everything.
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From Bev telling me
when I was four
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that she didn't like hugging me
because I had sharp bones.
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I made it very clear that I'm
a damaged, self‐loathing mess
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and he should run for his life.
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And suddenly, there was
a horse with a liver tumor,
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and he ran out.
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After we finish
folding this load,
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I'm taking the baby for a walk.
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There you go.
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Another reminder that you can
have babies and I can't.
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Walking the baby,
bathing the baby,
feeding the baby.
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If you don't do those things,
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they come
and take the baby away.
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Then at least I wouldn't
have to hear about the baby.
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Hey, it's not my fault.
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It's a burden being so fertile.
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You're lucky it's
all dust bunnies and
cobwebs down there.
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Meanwhile, I'm flowin'
like the mighty Mississipp'.
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Hey, I‐I'm sorry, Mom.
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I know how much you were looking
forward to having a baby.
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But don't worry. You're old.
Your pain will be over soon.
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Well, that would be great,
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but if not,
I expect you to have kids.
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I will. I promise.
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The love that
you withheld from me,
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I'll seek from strange men and
have lots of bastard children.
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You think that doesn't make me
feel better, but it does.
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After the magazine failed,
I thought that having a baby
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was gonna be, like,
my new sense of purpose.
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And then I failed at that.
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Now I'm just kinda lost.
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You're not lost.
You're free!
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You're free to try
something different.
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Harris is basically an adult,
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and Mark is smarter than you
and doesn't need you.
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He's not that much smarter.
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If you were smarter than him,
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you would know how much smarter
he is than you.
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Look, maybe I have more time,
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but I don't even know
what I would do.
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I mean, what do I need?
Well, I do need more money.
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What do you think
they pay supervisors?
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They drive cars that are
painted all one color,
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so... more than us.
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Well, I am way overqualified
for what I'm doing now.
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And if I got to boss you around
and make your life miserable,
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that's like a benefits package.
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The only problem is I have to
suck up to management
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in order to get into it.
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I mean, I can barely
talk to those people,
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let alone kiss their ass.
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Talking to somebody from
management isn't hard.
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Here, watch this.
I'll be you.
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Hi, I'm Darlene.
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Oh! You're that weird,
little troll
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that walks around
acting all superior.
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Yes, but it's just
a defense mechanism
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because I'm not as pretty
and smart as my sister.
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Hi, I'm Becky!
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I would have gotten here
earlier, but I was busy avoiding
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the sad reality that
I'm an average‐looking blonde
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who drank away my future!
Oops!
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God, Mom, way to take a fun game
and make it mean.
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That's what I do.
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I'm a killer of joy.
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There ‐‐ it's fun again.
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There's Robin,
the angel of death.
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I love when management
shows up in the break room...
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like they're one of us.
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Did I tell you she wrote me up?
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I was ten minutes late.
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Beverly Rose was crying because
we couldn't find her binky.
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That's terrible.
You don't deserve that.
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Or maybe you do.
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We haven't been working
together that long.
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She has no idea how hard I work.
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Oh, crap!
We should have been back
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on the line five minutes ago.
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Darlene!
You're five minutes early!
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Who's watching our station?
I'll go!
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Hey.
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Oh, hey.
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Mind if I join you?
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Uh, sure, but you'll get
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the stink of management
all over you,
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and your fellow coworkers
are gonna shun you.
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If I knew that was all it took
to get some peace and quiet
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from those people, I would've
sat with you a long time ago.
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Robin Shetsky,
Managing Supervisor.
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I know.
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Uh, Darlene Conner,
faceless drone.
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Ah.
You're Darlene Conner.
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Uh‐oh.
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No, no. It's good.
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The big bosses have noticed you.
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I took a look at your file.
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Apparently you're smart,
diligent,
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other employees
already hate you.
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You've got real
management potential.
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Wow.
Management potential.
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That was the furthest thing
from my mind
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when I decided to come over here
and kiss your ass.
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No, really, this is great,
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'cause now I don't have to ask
to see pictures of your kids
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and tell you they're adorable.
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I don't have kids,
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but my husband and I do
have a French Bulldoodle.
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Oh, congratulations.
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You finally found
a Poodle combination
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that doesn't really work.
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Look, I'm gonna
be honest with you.
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I truly believe that I have
the brains to be in management.
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I just need someone
to mentor me.
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I've done that.
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Usually to college kids,
but I could do someone old.
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Great.
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So, uh, when can we find
some time to talk?
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I've been really careful
with COVID,
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so you could come to my place
and you could meet my family.
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You'll see why
I'm willing to spend
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almost all my time at work.
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You don't have to sell me.
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I've been stuck in my house
for months.
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One more game of Clue with
my husband, and it's gonna be
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me in the bathroom
with the candlestick.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure
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there's been a recent
sales spike in murder games.
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Grandpa, can I get your help
with a homework assignment?
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Fifty years of drinkin'
says probably not,
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but let's give it a whirl!
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I'm doing this project
on the American Revolution...
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Mm‐hmm.
and I'm supposed
to find out
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where our family was
during the war.
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Well, it just so happens
my great‐grandfather told me
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we had ancestors that fought
in the Revolutionary War.
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Whoa! That's so cool!
Mm‐hmm.
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We're related
to revolutionaries!
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Well, kinda.
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They were an Irish regiment
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sent over to wipe out
the revolutionaries.
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They were called
"The Freedom Killers."
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Just tell them
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they were in the
Revolutionary War, Mark.
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Don't tell them who they killed.
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Aunt Jackie, what about
your side of the family?
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Uh, well, I don't know
about the American Revolution,
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but I believe Grandma Bev was
part of the Spanish Inquisition.
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You know the iron maiden?
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A torture device in
the shape of a woman
filled with spikes?
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It's based on her.
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Hey, everybody.
Hi!
Hey, Neville.
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Hey. Is Jackie around?
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You know I'm here.
My car's out front.
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I knew I should have
covered it in branches.
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What do you want, Neville?
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Somebody dropped this bad boy
off at my office because
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they couldn't
care for him anymore,
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and I thought of you guys.
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Ah, sorry.
We're full up.
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Wait a minute!
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Here's a cozy, little space
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with its own little light
and central heating.
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Can we keep it, please? Why do
you want to eat all our pets?
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Fine.
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Here you go.
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I also brought something
for you, Jackie.
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Okay. Why?
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Well, I thought about that story
you told me over coffee,
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where Bev took away
your stuffed giraffe,
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and I wanted you to know
that I really listened.
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I knew this would be
emotional for you,
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but if it helps heal
a traumatic experience,
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then I feel like I've done
the right thing.
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No, you haven't!
This is a terrible gift!
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My mother didn't just
take away my giraffe.
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She gave it to my dog, Lucky,
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who had one of those carts
instead of rear legs.
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And he ran up a hill with it.
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But when he got tired,
he started rolling back down.
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And he went under a trash truck,
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but then he got hit by a bus!
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Which is why he had the cart
in the first place!
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Why don't you get it?!
I told you I was broken!
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I didn't ask for you to fix me!
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For the last time,
leave me alone!
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Well, apparently,
the wound is still fresh.
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Mom just pulled up
with her boss.
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Oh. Throw that
in the microwave.
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I don't know why she's trying
to get a promotion
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by feeding her boss fish sticks.
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I mean, it doesn't even say
what kind of fish it is.
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It just says
"seafood fragments."
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It's like an accident
they just put in a box.
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Hey, Dad, Harris.
This is Robin.
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She's the first boss
I've brought home
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that I'm not sleeping with, so
please be on your best behavior.
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I can't fix this later.
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Don't worry, honey.
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I'll keep my scratchin' hand
on top of the table.
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I brought red.
I hope that's okay.
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Oh, well, we're having fish
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that could very well
have beef in it,
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so red might be fine.
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Darlene...
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what is Robin doing here?
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Uh, I invited her.
She's mentoring me.
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What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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I didn't know that.
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I thought, at forty‐five,
your sister had her own place.
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I did!
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And if I save enough from
working at "Smellman" ‐‐
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yep, that's what we call it ‐‐
I will again.
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I'm confused.
What's going on here?
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Looks like a fight to me, honey.
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I told you management
was riding my ass.
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Why did you bring her here?
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I didn't know it was Robin.
Well, now you know.
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Listen, I don't want to create
a problem. I can leave.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
You're my guest, alright?
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Look, I'm sorry. I didn't know
that you guys had a beef,
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but I think if you just
get to know each other,
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then maybe you'll find
some common ground.
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I doubt it, but I'll sit down.
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I'm willing.
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Huh. I mediated
the crap out of that.
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Management potential.
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Who are you?
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Uh, hi.
I'm Robin.
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I'm Darlene's friend.
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No, really, who are you?
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That's Mark, my adopted son.
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It didn't work out.
He's going back in the morning.
250
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,418
You know, Robin,
now that you're here,
251
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,503
I should let you know
that I'm gonna be
252
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,463
a little bit late
for work tomorrow.
253
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,966
Um, my baby has her
one‐year check‐up.
254
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,594
Becky!
No problem.
255
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,097
See that?
No problem.
256
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,724
Just don't be too late.
257
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,684
I don't want to have to
write you up a third time.
258
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,145
Third?
I only have one.
259
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:31,690
Huh. Sometimes my phone
doesn't send things.
260
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,442
Oh, there it is in the outbox.
261
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,571
I wouldn't bother.
That sounds like spam.
262
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,448
You wrote me up
263
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,284
for video‐chatting
with my baby too much?
264
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,621
It's only a few minutes here
and there because I miss my kid.
265
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,373
Well, I get a live stream
of my French Bulldoodle
266
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,750
from doggy daycare, Becky.
267
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,877
You don't see me constantly
checking in on her.
268
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,462
Because it's a dog.
269
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,922
Well.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
270
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:58,091
Let's not value one life
over another.
271
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,970
All God's creatures,
blah, blah, blah.
272
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,348
Why don't we talk about this
tomorrow at work?
273
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,850
Fine.
Thank you.
274
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,810
And it wasn't just
"here or there."
275
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,271
It was 45 minutes altogether.
276
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,190
These fish sticks are delicious.
277
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,108
Okay.
278
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,484
I am not sitting here
279
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,611
and getting sniped at
in my own kitchen.
280
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,697
I'm going to eat
down in the basement
281
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,282
with my daughter,
282
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,117
who I'm going to spend time with
283
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,912
so she doesn't forget about me
when I don't contact her
284
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,872
for nine hours during the day.
285
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,624
Well, if you want her
to remember you,
286
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,376
maybe you shouldn't keep
your baby in the basement.
287
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,586
FYI, we live in the basement.
288
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,091
And we have a bathroom
down there now.
289
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,384
Don't say anything at work.
290
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,595
I don't want anyone
hitting me up for money.
291
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,849
Hey. What are you
doing here?
292
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,309
Shouldn't you be at supper?
293
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,602
Yeah.
294
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,604
I just, uh, wanted to come by
and check up on you.
295
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,981
Oh, thanks.
296
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,108
Yeah, I didn't really want
to be around anybody.
297
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,359
And sorry about your brother.
298
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,653
Not sorry enough.
299
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:02,447
Okay. Well...
300
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,993
thanks for stopping by.
301
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,120
Not going yet.
302
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,496
I wanted to tell you
a little bit
303
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:12,582
about the guy
you screamed at today.
304
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:16,670
You see, Neville was a sweet,
sensitive, puny, little kid
305
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,755
with spindly legs.
306
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,591
The doctor told him he would
never walk without crutches.
307
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,469
But he was determined
to be on the track team.
308
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,305
And you ‐‐ And you know what?
309
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,265
He never gave up,
and he made it.
310
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,725
Save it, sister.
I know the ending.
311
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,184
He became a track star.
312
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,269
No.
313
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,854
Have you ever seen a track meet?
314
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,523
You need regular legs.
315
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,068
The coaches would turn off
the lights and go home
316
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,903
before he finished a race.
317
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:45,949
The point is, he is never
gonna give up pursuing you.
318
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,951
Well, duh. I've been
telling him to go away
319
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,619
ever since I met him.
320
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,955
I ‐‐ Why do you
keep harassing me?
321
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,875
Because I‐I don't want him
to waste his time
322
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,169
when he could be with someone
who loves him.
323
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,088
So, tell him!
I threw a giraffe at him,
324
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,175
and I think he took it
as flirting.
325
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:07,596
Look, you just have to lie.
Tell him there's another guy.
326
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,599
Tell him that you're dying or ‐‐
or that you're a lesbian.
327
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,310
That you're a dying lesbian.
328
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,978
Anything to stop him.
329
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,188
Okay, fine.
I'll do it.
330
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,689
I don't know
if it's gonna stop him.
331
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,733
He's like a zombie stalker.
332
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,151
Put a bullet in his head,
and he's like,
333
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,862
"Let's go get coffee!"
334
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,114
Why am I supposed to help you?
335
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:29,659
You made a huge scene last night
and totally embarrassed me.
336
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,661
And what's with bragging
about your basement bathroom?
337
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,955
That was just weird.
338
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,916
It wasn't just my fault.
339
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,586
Robin's got it out for me.
She likes you.
340
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:43,048
Just get her to take one of
the write‐ups off my record.
341
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,758
I can't afford to lose a shift.
342
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,427
Becky, I've only known
this woman for a day.
343
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,596
I can't start telling her
how to do her job.
344
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,598
Here she is.
345
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,308
Come on.
346
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,852
I need to be able to see
Beverly Rose during the day.
347
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:59,147
Do this for me
and do it for Beverly Rose.
348
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,774
I love you, Darlene.
349
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,818
Okay, alright, fine.
350
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,820
I'll talk to Robin, but, God,
what is wrong with you?
351
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,655
How can you say "I love you"
to your sister?
352
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,656
Who does that?
353
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,872
Hey, it was great having you
over for dinner.
354
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,666
Sorry about the food.
355
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:21,002
Sorry about the conversation.
Sorry about the family.
356
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,171
You have nothing
to be sorry about.
357
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,757
I had a very nice time,
and the food was just fine.
358
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,300
Where'd you hit on the way home?
359
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,428
I had a hot dog from the grill
at the gas station.
360
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,932
Yeah, we all did that
after Thanksgiving last year.
361
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,602
So, look, um, I really
don't want to overstep,
362
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,814
but Becky is kinda
having a tough time
363
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,400
adjusting to not seeing
her kid all day.
364
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,027
Could you consider cutting her
a little slack right now?
365
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,779
I could do that.
366
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,533
Or, as your mentor, I could
give you your first test.
367
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,244
I'm gonna let you make the call
on your sister.
368
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:57,205
Now, you know how her screen
time affects her productivity.
369
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,623
What would you do?
370
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,083
Huh.
371
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,085
Is putting off the decision
372
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,754
until you offer me
an actual promotion
373
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,340
a viable answer?
374
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,926
Look, if you're
gonna be in management,
375
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,303
you can't show favor.
376
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,305
Everybody gets treated the same.
377
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,265
Unless your name is Wellman.
378
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,350
Then you get to get coked
out of your mind and have
379
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,687
the conveyor belt take you
all over the building naked.
380
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,564
They do that?
381
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,692
I signed a document
that says they don't.
382
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,114
Doctor, there's someone here
to see you. It's Jackie Harris.
383
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,200
Oh, really?
Send her in.
384
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,496
Oh, good Lord!
385
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,791
You could have said, "I'm up
to my elbows in horse."
386
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,628
No, it's a minor operation.
387
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,464
I'm taking a fatty mass
off this gal's liver.
388
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,299
Too many hamburgers and beer.
389
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,301
You never really think
about that
390
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,345
when you see a horse
sitting in an Applebee's.
391
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,557
Hey, I'm really glad
you're here.
392
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,227
Yeah, that's what I, uh,
wanted to talk to you about.
393
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,562
Uh, here's the thing.
394
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,273
I haven't been completely
honest with you.
395
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:09,444
An old boyfriend
has come back into my life,
396
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,821
and, uh...
397
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,700
I'm dying, and, um...
398
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,205
it's all complicated by the fact
that I'm a lesbian.
399
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,375
Good for you.
400
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,795
My assistant is at
her son's piano recital.
401
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,005
Could you please hold
the rib spreader?
402
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:32,133
If you hear cracking,
you're spreading them too far.
403
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,094
Well, shouldn't I have
some sort of license for that,
404
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,387
or training?
405
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,764
Yeah, you'd think.
406
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,016
Hey, could you pass me
a roll of gauze?
407
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,434
Uh‐huh. Yeah.
408
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,812
You know, I didn't realize
you were a surgeon.
409
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,689
It's really impressive!
410
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,817
Oh. It is kind of the glamour
end of the business.
411
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,112
Now, take this tumor and
put it in the bucket, will you?
412
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,990
Oh. Wow. Wow!
413
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,242
Ugh. Do they often
need a bucket,
414
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,452
or would you consider this
a big one?
415
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,999
Ohh.
416
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,001
The reason
I said all that B. S.
417
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,044
About the boyfriend
and being a lesbian
418
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,880
is 'cause I was just trying
to take one last shot
419
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,549
to stop you from chasing me.
420
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,010
I've told you a hundred times
I'm a disaster.
421
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,636
Why do you still want me?
422
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,014
'Cause you're an amazing person
423
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:22,392
and you deserve someone
who's crazy about you.
424
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:26,062
Look, you have to really
listen to me this time.
425
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,733
The last thing I need right now
is a boyfriend.
426
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,946
But I could use a nice friend.
427
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,906
I would be honored
to be your friend.
428
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,450
Good.
429
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,285
Can I agree to be your friend
430
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,662
but secretly adore you
and want more?
431
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,708
Well...
432
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,086
what you do on your own time,
that's your business.
433
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,466
Heh. I am really pissed.
434
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,051
Why?
435
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,553
Not only did Robin not take
the second write‐up off,
436
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,931
she gave me a third one
and they docked my pay.
437
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,475
You never talked to her,
did you?
438
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,269
Look, if you don't want
to keep getting in trouble,
439
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,522
then just call Beverly Rose
on your break or at lunch.
440
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,191
End of problems.
441
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,360
I'll just talk to Robin myself.
442
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,569
Wait.
443
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,490
Robin didn't do this.
I did.
444
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,200
What?
445
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,577
She wanted to see
if I was management material
446
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,914
and if I could make an objective
decision based on the facts.
447
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,959
So you sold me out just to
prove you could be a manager?
448
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,130
No, I didn't sell you out.
Your productivity is down.
449
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,800
You're spending almost
45 minutes a day on your phone
450
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,551
during work time.
451
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,888
And the rest of the time,
I work my ass off!
452
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,723
I can't believe you did this!
453
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,810
Look, they wanted to take away
a whole shift from you.
454
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,187
Because of me,
they only docked your pay.
455
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,649
Only?!
I need that money!
456
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,026
You were depressed you even
had to take that job,
457
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,778
and I got you through it!
458
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,780
No matter how bad it's got,
459
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,615
our family has always
stuck together,
460
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,118
and now you're screwing me over
to get ahead!
461
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,370
Oh, no, don't try to
turn this around, Becky.
462
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,248
I made the right decision,
alright?
463
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:11,126
You're putting your bad behavior
above me getting a chance
464
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,044
to do something better
for my family.
465
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:17,465
Bad behavior?
I was being a mom.
466
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,260
You're just jealous
I have a baby I get to see.
467
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,053
Wow.
468
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,555
Screw you.
469
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,056
Screw you!
You screwed me first!
470
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,474
You're not my sister.
471
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,226
That's fine.
I don't need you.
472
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,644
I certainly don't need you.
473
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,396
Well, fall off a cliff and die!
474
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,397
Stand under me!
475
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:38,153
Whoa. There is a lot
of drama around here.
476
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,530
I think it's you.
477
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,700
Before you got here,
everything was pretty quiet.
478
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,123
And so, after a lot of research,
479
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,250
I actually found
a few of my ancestors
480
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,502
who fought
on the side of liberty...
481
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,172
with mixed results.
482
00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:00,425
There was Angus Conner,
who served honorably
483
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:04,304
and then was killed for cheating
at cards in debtors' prison.
484
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,973
And here's Archibald Conner,
485
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,560
who blew his head off
goofing around with a cannon.
486
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:15,273
And this is Horatio Conner,
who served on the USS Lexington.
487
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,693
He got drunk on kerosene,
tried to dance with a mop,
488
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,278
got tangled in an anchor rope,
489
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,739
and was dragged
to the bottom of the sea.
490
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:26,494
I've got more,
but what's the point?
491
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,518
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